WKUK Declaration of Independence

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  • @NumberCaboose
    @NumberCaboose 2 года назад +509

    The skit beginning with “Washington: 17th Century” is just peak WKUK.

    • @FerdinandCesarano
      @FerdinandCesarano 2 года назад +75

      Right. And on a "crisp fall morning" - in July.

    • @vincentfegley6068
      @vincentfegley6068 Год назад +75

      Ahh yes the declaration of independence, signed in Washington DC on the crisp fall morning of October 32nd 1608

    • @chuckdavinci9044
      @chuckdavinci9044 Год назад +18

      @@vincentfegley6068 *Seattle, Washington

    • @cashelfitzgibbons6476
      @cashelfitzgibbons6476 Год назад +3

      lmao never noticed that before, yet years ago i looked up when Abraham Lincoln was born to see if his prescence was at least possible, albeit still incorrect.

    • @SirWeirdGuy
      @SirWeirdGuy Год назад +6

      @@cashelfitzgibbons6476 Lincoln would've had to become president at 86 for him to be alive then, not even Biden is that old yet

  • @charleswood4286
    @charleswood4286 4 года назад +943

    Did no one catch the joke? They “forged” the greatest country.. they’re all forging each other’s signatures. It’s fucking brilliant.

  • @NobodyNowhereKnowhow
    @NobodyNowhereKnowhow 3 года назад +596

    I love this show’s keen attention to detail and rigorous commitment to historical accuracy.

    • @peterfranklin8653
      @peterfranklin8653 2 года назад +43

      off to a great start when they got the century wrong in the title card.

    • @billymaier6712
      @billymaier6712 Год назад +23

      @@peterfranklin8653 And the location..

    • @bandanaboii3136
      @bandanaboii3136 Год назад +7

      Yep and abraham lincoln wasn't born until 1809 LOL

    • @emperortrevornorton3119
      @emperortrevornorton3119 Год назад +4

      These dudes knew how to do political comedy without taking political sides that is why they rank up with Kids in The Hall vintage snl and mad tv for best sketch comedy shows

    • @jaydoggy9043
      @jaydoggy9043 10 месяцев назад

      On that crisp Autumn morning...

  • @PJ-xc7qn
    @PJ-xc7qn 7 лет назад +922

    I hear Thomas wrote it so high he was surprised it made sense.

    • @MagicCookieGaming
      @MagicCookieGaming 7 лет назад +20

      I don't think that's true...

    • @mcgiver1327
      @mcgiver1327 7 лет назад +59

      he's referencing another skit...

    • @mcgiver1327
      @mcgiver1327 5 лет назад +9

      Me look up "WKYK president rap"

    • @mcgiver1327
      @mcgiver1327 5 лет назад +5

      Me yep. That's the one. My bad

    • @mcgiver1327
      @mcgiver1327 5 лет назад +5

      Me all good dude. Recommend checking out Trevor's other new content. They're worth looking into

  • @blackknightjack3850
    @blackknightjack3850 4 года назад +697

    "That crisp, fall morning"
    Man they REALLY don't care, do they?

    • @patrickmccormick9953
      @patrickmccormick9953 3 года назад +84

      Literally starts in the wrong century so... no. they don't.

    • @Exrook
      @Exrook 3 года назад +50

      Washington DC didn't exist yet either lol

    • @johnbender49
      @johnbender49 2 года назад +30

      Wrong city too. No love for Philly

    • @kr00k3d100
      @kr00k3d100 2 года назад +82

      They cared so much they made every single detail incorrect.

    • @pseudotasuki
      @pseudotasuki 2 года назад +18

      WKUK loves anachronisms.

  • @arblahblah
    @arblahblah 9 лет назад +276

    baby lincoln..... lmao

    • @thebigjay426
      @thebigjay426 4 года назад +10

      funnily enough Abraham Lincolns grandfather fought in the Revolutionary war. His name was also Abraham Lincoln

    • @Mthom95
      @Mthom95 4 года назад +3

      If Abe was born in 1776, he wouldve been 84 when elected president

    • @JohnstasBACK
      @JohnstasBACK 4 года назад +7

      with a little beard LOL

  • @Sole-Witness
    @Sole-Witness 9 лет назад +539

    Pretty hilarious that Ben invokes his children as the reason for omitting his name on the document when he later renounces his son, William, for being a Loyalist who supported the Crown.

  • @Drmario192
    @Drmario192 8 лет назад +454

    Lol 17th century

    • @themetalfan3887
      @themetalfan3887 6 лет назад +16

      Masta Roshi It's probably because they thought the 1700s were the same thing as the 17th century.

    • @codetaku
      @codetaku 5 лет назад +24

      @@themetalfan3887Yeah, that's what Roshi is lol'ing about.

    • @pringers3831
      @pringers3831 4 года назад +36

      The Metal Fan this comment is over a year old, but they have an ongoing joke of getting dates wrong

    • @necksquad3222
      @necksquad3222 4 года назад +19

      Nevermind that Washington, D.C. did not exist yet

    • @guitarpop
      @guitarpop 4 года назад +16

      @@themetalfan3887 Or maybe it's a comedy show and they messed that up along with other details on purpose, genius

  • @criiticalsniipes3952
    @criiticalsniipes3952 5 лет назад +202

    I think we should all be proud to be present
    *JOHN ADAMS GOING ON THE LIST*

  • @trentstohlin4850
    @trentstohlin4850 5 лет назад +74

    Id like to think some oblivious teacher wanted to show their students about the declaration of independence and put this on in the classroom without watching it before hand lol

  • @akumatenshu1633
    @akumatenshu1633 8 лет назад +169

    I love how accurate this is

  • @evanblake5252
    @evanblake5252 4 года назад +133

    Is nobody going to mention how hilarious it was when the one dude threw baby Lincoln over his shoulder?

    • @Mazaroth
      @Mazaroth 2 года назад +11

      "THAT'S IT, IT'S ON NOW!"
      Absolutely my favourite part :D

  • @mattweiman5144
    @mattweiman5144 2 года назад +44

    Brilliant how far out of their way they go to get absolutely every detail wrong

  • @Guilherme_Sena
    @Guilherme_Sena 2 года назад +27

    baby Lincoln made me laugh harder than it should

  • @TheZetaKai
    @TheZetaKai 2 года назад +93

    Rest in peace, Trevor. You will be missed.

  • @GregTheSlacker
    @GregTheSlacker 9 лет назад +22

    God I fucking miss WKUK

  • @RyanKevinHollar
    @RyanKevinHollar 3 года назад +47

    Who trusted Sam to hold their baby? Lolol

    • @grantdavis6363
      @grantdavis6363 2 года назад

      Someone either high or didn’t give a shit, that’s my guess.

  • @kirbylover37
    @kirbylover37 2 года назад +6

    Zach is so good at being like "you FUCKING FUCK"

  • @Unreal_Yorik
    @Unreal_Yorik 9 лет назад +52

    Tony Lincoln

  • @saxo689
    @saxo689 3 года назад +50

    Happened in the 1600s
    Lincoln was there
    All historically accurate so far
    But wait there is no kitten George bush

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 2 года назад +1

      In Washington DC no less.

    • @trarzene
      @trarzene 2 года назад

      The signing of the Declaration of Independence, in 1776, happened in the 1600s? You good?

    • @saxo689
      @saxo689 2 года назад +5

      @@trarzene did you watch the video?

    • @peterkropotkin1158
      @peterkropotkin1158 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Jotaria crisp fall morning on the 4th of July

  • @chrishelms7962
    @chrishelms7962 8 лет назад +179

    This video takes place in Washington DC but the Declaration of Independence was signed in Philadelphia

    • @richardsoto8428
      @richardsoto8428 8 лет назад +18

      #whitestkidsyouknow

    • @FourthDerivative
      @FourthDerivative 5 лет назад +98

      It's a shame they got that one detail wrong, everything else was spot-on

    • @unparalleledaesthetics7346
      @unparalleledaesthetics7346 5 лет назад +11

      @@FourthDerivative also abe lincoln wasnt born until the 1800s and pretty sure that his dad couldnt write

    • @andrewherrera7735
      @andrewherrera7735 4 года назад +2

      na, its probably corrects, they just accidentally gave the wrong place.

    • @gamerguyuknow541
      @gamerguyuknow541 4 года назад

      Actually watch signature was separate so they wouldn’t be caught by the British

  • @BigDLiquor
    @BigDLiquor 3 месяца назад +3

    This sketch makes me laugh more than it should.
    Tony Lincoln is brilliant.

  • @1theemaxx
    @1theemaxx 7 лет назад +94

    "The greatest country this continent would ever know." Lol.

    • @halo3odst
      @halo3odst 5 лет назад +26

      I know right? More like greatest country the WORLD will ever know.

    • @cliftonjames785
      @cliftonjames785 3 года назад +7

      Don't tell me you think canada is better lol

    • @marcocardinguntsche3024
      @marcocardinguntsche3024 3 года назад +7

      @@halo3odst i thought this about citizens of USA saying its the best country in the world and being proud of it, was more of a stereotype but its really full of these

    • @halo3odst
      @halo3odst 3 года назад +6

      @@marcocardinguntsche3024 sadly its not, and thats one of its biggest problems right now. people dont realize how good they have it here.

    • @marcocardinguntsche3024
      @marcocardinguntsche3024 3 года назад +2

      @@halo3odst i think you missinterpreted my comment

  • @footofjuniper8212
    @footofjuniper8212 3 года назад +11

    Ladies and gentlemen, that is what actually happened that fateful day. Historians and documentarians felt the truth was far too difficult for our fledgling nation to handle.

  • @CrocvsGator
    @CrocvsGator 2 года назад +10

    "Greatest country this continent would ever know" Well you could definitely say that about Australia.

  • @MyPhobo
    @MyPhobo 3 года назад +15

    It's funny because the John Hancock signature in real life on the Declaration of Independence is way bigger than the others.

  • @grantdavis5839
    @grantdavis5839 8 лет назад +40

    Are you gonna sign it fatty? LOL, one for the ages! I wonder if Thomas really did ask Benji if he was gonna sign it and called him fatty in the process?

    • @Ms.Fowlbwahhh
      @Ms.Fowlbwahhh 5 лет назад +2

      I’m surprised Thomas wasn’t fat. Wasn’t he the one who was obsessed with mac and cheese?

    • @grantdavis6363
      @grantdavis6363 4 года назад

      I’m not sure about Mac and cheese, but he did hit the wine and sweets like there was no tomorrow!

    • @robinmiller1989
      @robinmiller1989 4 года назад +1

      @@grantdavis6363 it was the 18th century, most of them did

  • @jaxonkuhn2400
    @jaxonkuhn2400 3 года назад +8

    This is probably how it actually happened

  • @LifeologyEducationProgram
    @LifeologyEducationProgram 2 года назад +6

    @1:30 Zack/John Hancock even threw in the Masonic Hidden Hand. I love the attention to detail

  • @javelance
    @javelance 4 года назад +21

    Fun fact: Ben Franklin actually added obscenities into the declaration of independence

    • @FoxRider856
      @FoxRider856 4 года назад +5

      javelance fun fact: no, he actually didn’t

    • @michaelearlgrey
      @michaelearlgrey 4 года назад +1

      Poppycock! 🤣

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 2 года назад +1

      They wouldn't let him _near_ it for fear he would not resist adding jokes hidden within it somewhere.

  • @Baker11ification
    @Baker11ification 5 лет назад +5

    So many blocked wkuk videos. Screw these people, this stuff is amazing. Been watching since the civil war.

  • @motaltockery5191
    @motaltockery5191 3 года назад +6

    If I-weren't so totally unbelievably overwhelmingly masculine I-might admit to loving you guys...

    • @salad8905
      @salad8905 3 года назад

      No one asked, no one cares

    • @motaltockery5191
      @motaltockery5191 3 года назад +2

      @@salad8905 And thank you Robocrap...

  • @majeseuti8849
    @majeseuti8849 9 лет назад +7

    I like how one of their wigs comes off near the end.

  • @itouch197
    @itouch197 9 лет назад +17

    I miss wkuk

  • @mst3k54
    @mst3k54 3 года назад +3

    2:33 Tony Lincoln with dare I say the greatest baby toss our young nation would ever see!

  • @everybodyhaveagoodtime6963
    @everybodyhaveagoodtime6963 3 года назад +2

    Recommended to me on 4th of July this year. Nice.

  • @to2866
    @to2866 3 года назад +2

    I love Timmy as Ben Franklin.

  • @sirgalahadlives
    @sirgalahadlives 6 лет назад +2

    Count of St. Germain spoke from the balcony before anyone signed ... he spoke with such poetic justice of true sovereignty and freedoms and its riches that they all scurried to sign after his addressment to the crowd below.

  • @PsihoKekec
    @PsihoKekec Год назад +1

    Historical accuracy: 100%

    • @DavidLS1
      @DavidLS1 Год назад

      Except for the century.

    • @29..47
      @29..47 Год назад +1

      ​@@DavidLS1 and Lincoln, and the place, and the season, and all of those being intentionally wrong because that's funny.

  • @codymay5301
    @codymay5301 4 года назад +5

    "Oops my bad"

  • @cedarflags
    @cedarflags Год назад

    I love all the inaccuracies in this. this is peak comedy

  • @calebsorrell6235
    @calebsorrell6235 3 года назад +1

    I love the yell of “this is me!!” Amidst the scuffle

  • @ItsKitchBro
    @ItsKitchBro 4 года назад +27

    Nobody’s gonna mention Zach’s Dr. Evil reference at 1:50?? 😂

    • @elykspuz6596
      @elykspuz6596 4 года назад +2

      That was a thing before Dr Evil...they're being posh

  • @junoknobloch3830
    @junoknobloch3830 2 года назад +1

    Timmy looks exactly like ben Franklin

  • @BladeValant546
    @BladeValant546 3 года назад +1

    This is Canon.

  • @cheesypooo6838
    @cheesypooo6838 3 года назад +2

    Are you signing it benji?
    F*** No I got kids!

  • @kkknotcool
    @kkknotcool 4 года назад

    Four score and something years in the future an old geezer will give a speech about this.

  • @rexasaurus3853
    @rexasaurus3853 Год назад +4

    Such a magnificent peice of common satire. Well done 👏 😃

  • @sixoffcenter80
    @sixoffcenter80 2 года назад

    Nice of them to help Tony Lincoln sigh two years before he was born. Also I believe he went by Thomas.

  • @scopilio13
    @scopilio13 Год назад

    i just love how the drop their accents

  • @youtubedislikebutton983
    @youtubedislikebutton983 2 года назад +1

    Baby Abraham is my favorite

  • @thedude5295
    @thedude5295 3 года назад +1

    2:28 - Tony Lincoln must have had a Jizzle.

  • @heatmojo
    @heatmojo 9 лет назад +4

    OH MY GOD LOOK AT ALL THAT DUCT TAPE ON THE TABLE GOD THEY ARE SO INACCURATE

  • @Corpsegrinderr
    @Corpsegrinderr 2 года назад +1

    2:17 I've known about this sketch for the better part of a decade and have thought that a "Shit-Thomas" was it's own thing the whole time, not just Thomas Jefferson being a shit.

  • @__-cx6lg
    @__-cx6lg 4 года назад

    "Ambition must be made to counter ambition."

  • @psychlops924
    @psychlops924 2 года назад +1

    Baby Abraham is my favorite part.

  • @RobertsonIsland
    @RobertsonIsland 8 лет назад +27

    So many historical inaccuracies in this video. 17th Century, Washington D.C...

    • @astoldbymila
      @astoldbymila 8 лет назад +12

      +Charlie Robertson it's supposed to be inaccurate, it's a joke lol

    • @NeverNude
      @NeverNude 8 лет назад +1

      +pintsizedbeauty Methinks so was his comment

    • @masterskyrunner
      @masterskyrunner 7 лет назад +3

      darn, good thing you said that, i was taking notes

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie Год назад

      Fall morning, Tony Lincoln lol

  • @giovanrosario8289
    @giovanrosario8289 4 года назад

    Good Memories.

  • @nickdegugs7190
    @nickdegugs7190 4 года назад +3

    Darren calls the baby “Abraham” even though he’s supposed to be “Tony”

    • @AWOL401
      @AWOL401 3 года назад +5

      Tony is the dad.

    • @nickdegugs7190
      @nickdegugs7190 3 года назад

      Alexander Wilson never thought of it that way, I always assumed they knew people would say “Abe Lincoln wasn’t born then” and threw it in there to say “psych, his name is Tony!”

  • @kre4ture218
    @kre4ture218 11 месяцев назад

    „The Declaration of Independence I wrote so high I‘m surprised it makes sense“

  • @TheAllMightyGodofCod
    @TheAllMightyGodofCod 4 года назад

    That actually makes sense
    and explains a lot

  • @danzin4930
    @danzin4930 3 года назад +1

    Lol I like how the one guy holds his hand in a mason position

  • @WorshipInTruth
    @WorshipInTruth 3 года назад +1

    "The greatest Country this continent would ever know".... Well, not much competition there.

  • @SirFrederick
    @SirFrederick 11 месяцев назад

    hold on now, wait just a minuteman national park! did that say 17th Century?!?!?

  • @IRONHIDE434
    @IRONHIDE434 2 года назад

    "And on that crisp FALL morning"

  • @crashburn3292
    @crashburn3292 Год назад +1

    And then Abraham Lincoln grew up to be a total jerk who would talk to the actors during plays.

  • @stomach-turningthrush9432
    @stomach-turningthrush9432 2 года назад

    "The 17th Century" That's great.

  • @Letkharable
    @Letkharable 3 года назад

    Lol "17th Century, Washington D.C." was a pretty great touch. No idea if it was intentional or not.

  • @awesomegreenlantern
    @awesomegreenlantern 6 лет назад +1

    I used this video to write a history paper.

  • @richardshepard7475
    @richardshepard7475 7 лет назад +23

    The Declaration of Independence was written in the 18th century not 17th

    • @ecgameplayer
      @ecgameplayer 7 лет назад

      well I don't know who's idea was it to make it one more th, we don't do it to any other topic

    • @AP-fo5cf
      @AP-fo5cf 7 лет назад +7

      ecgameplayer The first century was 0-100. The 1st century. That makes the 2nd 100-200

    • @ecgameplayer
      @ecgameplayer 7 лет назад

      AP 246 I already know that, I said whose idea was it

    • @nevereverr
      @nevereverr 6 лет назад +14

      did you not notice the other inaccuracies? washington dc? baby lincoln?

    • @grantdavis6363
      @grantdavis6363 4 года назад +6

      That was the whole point to have it inaccurate, that’s the joke.

  • @caldwellwilson6521
    @caldwellwilson6521 2 года назад

    Saying 17th century instead of 18th is what had me.

  • @bigchungus810
    @bigchungus810 5 лет назад

    I so wish they all could've seen this sketch they'd shit themselves laughing

  • @colonelboston
    @colonelboston 9 лет назад +7

    17th century?

    • @EliBlakley
      @EliBlakley 9 лет назад +3

      Lol yeah its the 18th

  • @totorofosho
    @totorofosho 2 года назад

    Is that other music video they were saying that Abraham Lincoln was a founding father and now it all makes sense

  • @RedlineBois
    @RedlineBois 9 месяцев назад

    My buddies and I call each other "shit Thomas" because of this

  • @orpheus0108
    @orpheus0108 8 месяцев назад

    Fuck no, I have kids 😂

  • @jenniferbigbear4007
    @jenniferbigbear4007 9 лет назад

    Wigs flying, YES

  • @kennethw.1379
    @kennethw.1379 9 лет назад +38

    Wasn't the capital still in Philadelphia at this time?

    • @peacockj08
      @peacockj08 9 лет назад +37

      Did you not notice all of the other obvious inaccuracies? They did that on purpose.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 3 года назад +1

      Do you mean this video has some historical inaccuracies?
      Totally unwatchable

  • @HighWideandHandsome
    @HighWideandHandsome 2 года назад

    "The 17th century" lol

  • @SplinteredX
    @SplinteredX 9 лет назад +2

    I love this shit

  • @roosdad1
    @roosdad1 Год назад +1

    he dropped abe licoln on his head,....wonder what came of it

  • @Faz13able
    @Faz13able 4 года назад

    The beginning of the end

  • @mrmalcolm
    @mrmalcolm 4 года назад +1

    Do you think the real founding fathers would have found this funny if we were somehow able to show them it?

  • @kellyshea92
    @kellyshea92 11 месяцев назад

    New York didnt vote on this irl I believe.

  • @zlosliwa_menda
    @zlosliwa_menda 2 года назад

    "Washington D.C. The 17th Century".

  • @peterkropotkin1158
    @peterkropotkin1158 11 месяцев назад

    Crisp fall morning in July

  • @spurdosparde8197
    @spurdosparde8197 2 года назад

    "Washington DC, 17th century" lmao

  • @RobGradyVO
    @RobGradyVO 2 года назад

    This is exactly how it happened

  • @hattercrux9689
    @hattercrux9689 4 года назад

    Babebraham Lincoln looks so presidential.

  • @evanhenderson9461
    @evanhenderson9461 4 года назад

    BABY ABRAHAM that took me out lmfao

  • @KuBball2417
    @KuBball2417 2 года назад

    TONY Lincoln 😂

  • @wesleyspeck315
    @wesleyspeck315 3 года назад

    Lincoln wasn't born til 1806 but other than that it is perfectly accurate

  • @gamingslayr8589
    @gamingslayr8589 4 года назад +1

    Lmao he threw baby Lincoln 😂😂😂

    • @thedude5295
      @thedude5295 3 года назад

      Probably would have survived if Tony Lincoln didn't have a Jizzle.

  • @Kain59242
    @Kain59242 4 года назад

    he just chucks the baby lol

  • @groowanderer
    @groowanderer 3 года назад

    As a member of the founding fathers, can confirm.

  • @CrimeaRiver
    @CrimeaRiver 9 лет назад

    If only.

  • @Stefano-dd2sf
    @Stefano-dd2sf 4 года назад

    The 17th century.....

  • @kylecook7187
    @kylecook7187 3 года назад +1

    Fuck no I got kids 😂😂😂

  • @arlopear7136
    @arlopear7136 9 лет назад +1

    Besides Baby Lincoln you also have the fact that there was no such city as Washington DC in 1776. And it was the 18th Century not the 17th. Despite that this is still funny shit!

  • @Guilherme-qx9iz
    @Guilherme-qx9iz 2 года назад

    The 17th century?