Jay Santos uses a billy club to clear loiterers who impede mall traffic

[@petermiller9878]

I love when Phil makes himself laugh. It's still so funny after all these years.

[@Danny451]

I can't get enough of these videos.

[@MrKbsweeney]

It’s just THE best when Phil cracks himself up!

[@mcdouche2]

The Citizen Auxiliary Police is about law and order, but Bob Skensky basically stole a golf cart from his country club.

[@edwarddillon4315]

Bob is a Subcommander , Hilarious!!

[@jerryoutlaw3396]

Thank you so much!!! 🙂

[@jimries625]

A genius walks among us. Phil is beyond entertainment. He’s sublime.

[@edwarddillon4315]

This is a true classic from Phil. I can't stop laughing !!!

[@GorganThomas]

I think it's so funny when he breaks character

[@jakermon1014]

Mid 2000s phil was peak radio.

[@Darius-uj1gv]

I love these videos, and the thumbnails. They're 100% fire. Well done. Thank you very much for putting the effort into posting these. I love you very much.

[@Krowsnose]

Thanks dude! I'm glad you like the thumbnails. But all credit must go to Phil for that brilliant, insane brain of his.

[@DonKeecock]

PH is a god. Never laughed so hard in my life.

[@RB-nx6lt]

Love it when he cracks up explaining the ridiculousness

[@mercster]

"I tip my pith helmet and give you a bicycle pump."

[@crochunter35]

You'll have to fight your way out of the mall.

[@fishing4spots209]

Phil iscthe best

[@RB-nx6lt]

Cizens axillary police sabout savin lifes

[@jeffbehringer1262]

The shows with callers were the best. He would just reel them in.

[@BlackNightJack]

Yes. They were the best!

[@brianking7350]

Mall walkers are the real problem.

[@deansacca781]

sub-commanders...sub-admirals. Brilliant....