Gonzo West Texas Plant Diaries & Epic Hailstorms
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
- This is a new plant that came out in molecular studies next to Psilostrophe and is being described by Lichter, Powell and Manley. respect to Deb Manley who discovered this species and will describe it.
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Wake up y'all, new Botany lore just dropped.
Good morning!
G'day!!😊
Indeed I am far too excited about this shit
Thanks for all you do, hundreds of thousands of people genuinely appreciate you and your content.
Next time you're in one of those West Texas Ice Machines, call up the NWS office in Midland and let us know what you're seeing ideally with a diameter measurement of the largest stone you can find without getting knocked out. We use those reports to verify that stuff actually happened. From the video, that looked like ping pong ball to golf ball size hail and depending on the date, I was probably working that day! Also, you're welcome to come by the office for a tour anytime! Loving the West Texas content that's been out recently as I need to find more plants for my yard. Keep it up!
Ha! I'm loving them, too, and for the same reason. I live in that driest North American desert and am working on getting as many natives in my yard as possible.
Lately ive been in a pretty shitty mental space due to a recent break-up and your uploads really help me to feel better for a bit. I love your crass way of explaining things and random anectodes. Thank you for your videos!
Thank you so Much Again!!
We always enjoy your awesome videos!!
~and Really love the
"Kill Your Lawns!" Videos, absolutely Loads!!
Hell it Is Quiet!! Fantastic!!❤
I appreciate you so much, I watched a 2 minute ad for a movie that I'll never watch. Love those itty bitty sunflowers and the beautiful cactus flowers, da bugs are a nice addition. They're messing with the weather Joey.
I’m not much at commenting. I found you a long time ago back when you found that cute coyote and made him into a burrito awwww your an amazing human!!!!! Be happy I’m so old I fart dust or you’d have a stalker!!!! Thank you so much for the hard work you do. You brighten my life and taught me the term human fuckery!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I'm with you. You know you're old when your first thought about a guy like this is how proud his mum must be. 😋
Every vid I fall deeper and deeper for this guy. What a national treasure!
❤ West Texas, thank you so much! Agarita......put down a sheet under bush....use gloved hand an a fork to gently detach..... just drink the juice, dont swallow seeds, make your gut sour!
Anytime you hear a "that's all I got for ya, go fuck yourself, bye" you can almost 100% count on the fact that that's not all he has for ya.
I love how between this and Ant Lab, I feel like I’m seeing science happening live, for the first time right before my eyes!
Sounds like you have spurs on your boots 😂
Something I love about the desert, high desert and living in the mountains is that as soon as the sun starts hiding, it cools off so rapidly
New species is a beauty when flowering.
I love your anecdotes! 🤣
Woah 😳 Hail Stones done Properly!!❤
And
~ You are so lucky to live on such a massively diverse continent!!❤
Important horticultural lesson here: if it didn’t cost over $10 and come in a plastic pot from Home Despot, My Nards, Sufferlands, or Wal-Shart, then it’s NOT a flower, it’s a weed and must die. Or, if it is derived from a native plant, it must be a cultivar and have some stupid name like “sunset mist”, but if it’s not an artificially selected cultivar and can be found in the wild without pesticides and irrigation, it’s still a weed and must die. After all, why else do you think Jesus invented lawnmowers?
The lawn mower was invented in 1830 by Edwin Beard Budding of Stroud, Gloucestershire, England. Budding's mower was designed primarily to cut the grass on sports grounds and extensive gardens, as a superior alternative to the scythe, and was granted a British patent on August 31, 1830.
Another interesting fact about mowers is that John Albert Burr, a 19th century Black American inventor, patented a rotary blade lawn mower in 1898. His design included traction wheels and other features that made the mower more maneuverable and less likely to clog. Burr's mower also allowed users to mow closer to buildings and walls, and he developed devices to mulch clippings. Many manual push mowers today still incorporate elements from Burr's design.
@@CanVultus Thanks; great information. Do you have the U.K. patent number? Or better yet, the number of the U.S. corresponding patent? Aldo Mr. Burr's patent number. Thanks.
@@danstotland6386 His patent 5990 (1830) describes the machine as "a new combination and application of machinery for the purpose of cropping or shearing the vegetable surface of lawns, grass plats, and pleasure grounds, constituting a machine which may be used with advantage instead of a scythe." He then went into partnership with John Ferrabee. I couldn’t find any information on a US correspondence number from a quick search. John Albert Burr's lawn mower patent number is US 624,749, which was issued on May 9, 1899. Burr filed the patent on September 8, 1898, while living in Agawam, Massachusetts.
Those cactus that mimic the rocks are really cool.
Strange little flower in the desert.
Now that's some familiar looking terrain after zone camping along the Mule Ears trail a couple years ago. That was September, though, right at the end of the monsoon, so the entire area was almost unbelievably green for those of us used to seeing it all brown in early summer.
Thanks❤
You're smartassery (tm) is helping give me life!!! Lol I love it!!
God damn I often forget how cool deserts are while living in a city.
Makes me homesick! Was just in Monahans last week... perfect place for an oil patch. Very glad oil was never discovered in Big Bend.
I used to listen to Blues Before Sunrise too! Great program
Welcome back to West Texas!
Swing by the Panhandle to see these playas out here!
Joey’s the only real playa in the state.
That flower looks like the flower of the "Cushion Plant".
I used to live in Lubbock and you make West Texas sound so much more bearable than it actually was. (Also Louie and Jack each deserve their own full slice of pizza)
Dude I would love to see you botanize Hawaii. It’s not all Waikiki and Mai Tais and shit, especially on Kauai where it’s all lush and overgrown. Most remote landmass on earth you get all kinds of weird and wonderful species. And the locals respect the land. There’s tons of folks passionate about Hawaiian land stewardship that you could collab with.
Those bees were so cute. Thought the video was over but then there were BEES!
And yes, Good Juju, appreciation and love for doing this.
Pitosporum- smelled like soap to me. Off to phytochem journal search- suspecting saponins.
Hold them native bees still for photos!
Will watch with better reception and become slightly less stupid, per the usual. 🤘 Just here to say, closed captioning read it as "Welcome to another episode of crime P of boners...". And Im here for it, as well as the botany.
That's a cute little bastard! I'm curious though, why did you keep censoring Deb Manley's last name?
Tiny but mighty beautiful
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
brilliant TonyJoe...thanks kindly fwendly fwend....
TonyJoe... What IS his name? I thought it was Tony initially, then some video of other convinced me it is Joey. Then, yesterday, I was watching some old ones where he calls himself Tony...
Please make a video on invasive Japanese knotweed. You may have to travel to Oregon, although I just learned it has reached Humbolt County.
🎼out in a West Texas town of El Paso. I fell in love with a Mexican girl. 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
Where can I buy some native Texas cacti for rewilding my San Antonio yard?
Your content is so fuggin good. Lemme buy one of those fuck honeybee shirts!
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Officer Martinez here - I'd like to apologise for my behaviour - I have seen the light and become a Buddhist Monk.
That's because I slipped 300 micrograms of LSD in your energy drink five years ago
The candy cane striping reminds me of a haworthia bloom
Fuckin underrated. Cannot get enough.
I just woke up to smelling cannabis flowers. This video is perfect with this cup of coffee im enjoying.
I wonder if harvester ants are hairy to keep from drying out too. A new genus? Incredible. We still new now ant genus now and then. Can we EVEN have a damn chance learn about this beautiful world before it's gone????
I really liked the bonus content!
Dude i never know what the fuck youre gonna say i love it
At 13:55, that looks like the back end of a Carpophilus beetle in that cactus flower.
TonyJoe is a well practiced storyteller and botanist raconteur ❤
Stop showing how beautiful West Texas is! Now we're gonna get a bunch of influencers out there to ruin it
rock on... or plant on, whatevs.
Keep teaching and maybe some kid will be inspired and help save humans from our own greed
Years ago, fuck where does it go, but a GF and I went down there to river raft the Rio grande and other canyon escapades! We prob stumbled over this diminutive little plant a ton of times.
What caught my eye in the eerie canyons were natural springs where maidenhair ferns lushly hang out! Also, an old mining camp on the way to a "resort" hot springs built like a hundred years ago had a general store where some old date palms sprouted up (no doubt an exotic in W.Tx)!
That area is so magical, even spooky. We always felt like someone was watching us. Them hills have eyes!
PS- luv your heckling the pigs! Most of them deserve it, disgusting job.
Wat da hell? Cool new plant species in West Texas.
That officer martinez story is hilarious
How big were hailstones before golf was invented?
you should visit Catamarca in Argentina
those solitary bees at the end can still pollinate a ton of crops even when the domesticated bee population is plummeting
Fuck sake - I love this guy
I'm just here for the Xylocopa.
Reminds me a bit of 'Edelweiss'(Leontopodium Alpinum).
Those white ribbons remind me of ones you see in printers.
Eric Clapton recorded a great cover of "Blues Before Sunrise".
Watching an older kill your lawn vid…made me think of Hort tricks I learned that are incredible…u probably know but maybe not…
In Rome, GA and we have heavy clay acidic soils (3-5pH no joke) (except for 1 area near quarry is basic) Even azaleas and gardenias show iron deficiency from low pH….that’s a tell.
Lime and gypsum fix 90…heck 99% of problems here….a lot…if u have acidic soils.
Getting pH closer to 7 reduces fungal issues from shot-hole to canker…they vanish. (Prunus like 7.1pH…UGA prof told me. He referred to trees but it works on all….laurel shrubs have no more shot hole)
But the gypsum…it binds with Aluminum in heavy clays. The aluminum is toxic and when gypsum added the roots go WAY down deep. Like turf will go down FEET not inches.
Reduces additional irrigation down to zero.
I put massive amounts over a year…say 40#/100sqft…one hundred…if I could usually wind using up less…basically a heavy application every month. Fungal disease gone, no hot spots no root rot from watering too much causing more rot.
I’m 56 and this is my Magic Trick I’ve used for 35 yrs. I tell ppl but they never replicate???
Good luck
its a gold mine here....
You need to do an ASMR Pollinator Porn Compilation. I'm sure lots of people would love Tony to do play by plays of insect and flower interactions. "Lurking Beetles".
Yupp
Badass Deb: I wonder what this thing is called… Can’t for life of me figure out what this thing is called…
Just amazing, doesn’t have a name.
Ok Hunter, give another cool story that takes me in but away by a GONZO BOTANIST... one that despises litterbugs like I do- That guy that really gets around, RULES publications in promotion of nature... rules it widda GOLDEN ROD!
YEAH HIM!
So DYC & GFY...go Gonzo widdit Hunter!
Officer Martinez needs a mushroom readjustment therapy session
The new species kinda looks like a Marijuana bud right where the bract grows on the bud.... interesting
Nice hail storm
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Is this telephone canyon? In Bibe? If love to see a chisos video
at 13:30, the bee is exactly like the bees in my garden of Bee Balm . It would be nice to know their name . A most excellent video , again .
The bee in the video looked a bit like bees in the genus Diadasia, which often visit cactus flowers. The bees all over my bee balm in Arizona are Anthophora californica, native to the desert SW and Texas. Good luck with your research.
@@nickgiuntoli2281 Those are my bees . Thank you very much . And safe Journies .
This afternoon , I learned these are solitary ground nesting bees . They pollinate %95 of the plants they visit , unlike honey bees which pollinate only %5 (slackers) .
Hey Joey, I wonder if the plant is heterotroph, since it has no green.. Maybe it doesn't photosintesize
It is dead in this video. Is it an annual that only lives for a few weeks. It doesn't appear green because of the wool, but there is chlorophyll under there.
I have seizures so have to walk eveywhere. It keep others safe from me driving, but not sure its safe for me. So many businesses plant grass all around their buiilding and contantly are spraying and posting signs not to walk on, so I have to walk in the fin street. I'm thinking of suggesting they could rip out their grass and plant an entire lot of flowers and other natives. It would lower their total cost and stop all these businesses paying to pollute our groundwater.
Are there hot springs around all that lime stone?
it's just a sprinkle!
That hailstorm thankfully missed west odessa minor wind damage only.
"It's gonna be May."
What kind of boots do you wear in the field?
Redwing gave me these boots to test. They're sturdy as hell
F cool!
i'll say this about Pittosporum tobira it is common as sin in north FL but i do see hummingbirds consistently use the flowers unlike any other common evergreen exotic hedge here (and my birds have access to tons of actual ornithophilous flowers e.g. 7 huge Hamelia patens, 20 feet of Lonicera sempervirens that blooms through freezes, 15 feet of Salvia x Amistad, some Red buckeyes, etc) and it's in full shade with palm root competition. wouldnt buy one but i've allowed it to live lol. makes me wonder what the nectar composition and pollinator ecology is.. maybe Honeybees and Whiteeyes but papers are behind paywalls.
the thing that really drives me insane is people planting boxwood here when dwarf Walter's viburnum and yaupon holly are going to be identical to 99% of people and without the millions of problems boxwood gets here.
Sci-hub.se is great for getting around paywalls. Copy and paste DOI number or try pasting website
I am trying to id a cactus that looks very similar to horizanthalonious
I've been searching the ferricactus genus because they also looks similar but they have that middle tongue like a devil's tongue spine coming out the middle of each pod and mine doesn't so I think mine is in echinocactus.
Hmm
The ultra rare hailus stoneii
It's easy to tell that you are are ligule man.
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Gotta be That One...the bee would be a "she" and "her". Any bee foraging is female.
Just saying
Love your channel
Love the content but you got one thing wrong tho: theres no such thing as a good cop.
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How Dry Is it?!?!