Roast Me | Season 5 Episode 7 | All Def
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- We’re back with Season 5 of Roast Me! Episode 7 loading! This episode features the one and only AD!
Watch the full episode here.
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[CREDITS]
Starring: Brandon Lewis, Kraig Smith, Chris "CP" Powell, Billy Sorrells, Tutweezy, Boo Kapone, Brent Taylor, Doboy, Kelly KDubb, AD, Blake the Great, Hannibal Thompson, Dr. Dandruff, Knotch, Scoob
Producer: Megan "MegScoop" Thomas, Denzel "Deazy" Lee
Director: Patrick Cloud
Director of Photography: Gary George
Camera Operators: Adrian Cooley, Rob Thomas II
Technical Director: Khadeem Thomas
Gaffer: Tyler Rousseau, Charles Samuel
Lighting Technician: Anthony " Betex" Benitez
Sound Mixer: Paul Gonzalez
Production Coordinator: Eden Tesfai
Production Assistants: Jonaye Anderson, Sewit Efrem
DIT: Lauren Mayer
Editor: Zach Foster
COVID Officer: Feronia Consulting
BTS: Kern Lawrence
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Kraig said “Boo when you pray, God drop a breath mint out the sky”💀💀💀💀
🤣🔥🤣🔥🤣🤣
He ain’t been the same since boo roasted him 😂😂😂
@@OgJassyWassy Get up, Kraig 😂😂😂😂😂
@@surrealbeauty4520 ayo 😂😂😂
@@surrealbeauty4520naw that’s got it💀💀 I’m gonna use that on dirty people
All boo comebacks go through a random word generator 😂
Right
Underrated comment 😂
💀
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Boo said he threw out the first orange🤣🤣🤣
“When he wake up in the morning, his hand come through the dirt!” 😂😂 one of the best all time lines of All Def
"DoBoy did no crime, but he still at large." I stg Pat got the funniest roasts
He's definitely the most underrated
Pat said, dough boy took a DNA test to see if he’s Carl’s Jr 😂
Had to be one of the funniest things said on here
@@allensanchez5817 facts bro!!
That was very funny
😂😂😂😂
Hilarious
Who's still watching this 2024!? They needa bring this shit back 😂
💯 let's campaign for it 😂 need it this shit too funny
@highwayjay7797 I'm down hahaha🤣 who's wit us ?!😅🤣
@@211mob 🤣 let's hit up everybody in the comments ban together 💯💪🏾
January
Facts
" Your house keys only open McDonald's bathrooms" that was underrated. 😂😂😂
It's not though. They said that same stuff on wild n out years ago.
💀💀💀
Bruh Alvin and the cripmunks was mad underrated
💀💀💀💀😂😭😭😭😭
@@Jake-fm5oe wild n out is stage and not funny
Hope everyone is enjoying the full episodes!! (BTW: we did Season 5 with Caffeine and only posted previews! We wanted to make sure you guys still got the full episodes afterwards so here you go!)
is there anyway someone could buy the unedited versions....
Thanks Fatrick!
We love you Pat!!!
Thank you for creating these. Truly the GOAT.
Preciate you Pat 💪🏾🙏🏾
Brent said “Dandruff be drawin f***** up pictures of Kobe Bryant on the side of the liquor store”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I fell over laughin
Kraig had me dying 🤣🤣🤣 “he met his wife on a Ouija board” 😂😂😂 “the devil thinks your weird” 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
bro thats too funny hahahahahaha
Shit I was wondering why I woke up seeing ghosts all the time! She had said yes to the dress on the board 🤣
The one where he said the skinny guy wakes up sticking his hand out of the dirt 😂
@@kendradrayden8814undefeated 😂
Sometimes it’s not even the joke, it be the delivery 😂
Facts especially Boo's delivery
Facts, alot of decent jokes don't hit cause the delivery was sub-par.
Digornio
Aw it’s always the joke and Kraig is the king of imagery
Yessss!!!!
The older Boo gets the more I pray he stays around longer
I'm mf screaming 😂😂😂
He's the original ones!
HE WAS NUMBER 1@@juanthompson7395
Started Season 3
How old is he
“You smell like corn” LMAOOO the way he said it 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 the way he said it & his face took me OUTTTT!!! 🤣🤣
Straight face and all lmfaoooo
@@Jasmynshawntel It's funny asf when Boo fist pumps whenever a joke lands 🤣 😂
lmao i had to watch it a few times, the delivery is just too good and it's rare Pat completely relocates from a joke hahaha. It's gonna be tough interacting with my mexican coworker tomorrow, bout to have a corny meeting with HR haha
Bro this show means more than they could ever know. If they all don’t feel appreciated for taking part in these for us, you are absolutely appreciated!!!!
👍👍👍
I found this a couple days ago… I’ve never laughed so much at work. It’s makes my day go by fast. Thanks for these funny roasts…
@@kendradrayden8814 I’ve watched these for years with family and friends. They’re more than videos now, they’re memories and still to this day for laughs!
“Every time Billy wipes his ass, he bites his lip.” 😂😂😂😂 Patrick is funny af lol
Im Mexican and that "they asked him if he wanted ice he ran out the restaurant" joke had me cracking up lmao
so fucking funny
Lmao yeah, but his jokes weren't really hitting because he keeps repeating the same thing and he would always say "shut yo ass up" before saying something
only a couple were funny the others were just plain racist asf lol
Real tears man 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Johnny-je8si man its comedy relax 😂😂
“Shut yo black ass up, yo shadow is ashy”
“You said that already, two times is racist” 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 he sounded so sad
It wasn't racist tho wit all the times they said them Mexican jokes 😂 at that point it's fair game
@@BOKCBULLY Nah the joke is that repeating the same joke means that's how you really feel deep down. That's why it's racist.
@@chozengaming8547stfu they said joke after joke about Mexican shit stop being soft
@@chozengaming8547it’s not racists it’s all jokes crybaby
“I hit CP up and asked him to say photosynthesis he said *starts whistling*” 😂😂 Dandruff had one of the best comebacks
Had me crying wit that one😂
can you explain? :D im little slow
@@trancecod the gap between his two front teeth will cause him to lisp to the point of whistling trying to pronounce “photosynthesis”
Hilarious
I was crying with that one 😂
The energy lewis brings hosting these is unmatched.
COOOOOOOOOMING
But he is an Incredible roaster. That's powerful....💥love my peeps...
@@humzasaeed3651Nawh That's CUUUUMMMINNNN 😂
His laugh is iconic
No kap 🔥🔥
“Boo look like an Owl with dirty tennis shoes” Brent is hands down one of the hilarious comedians 😂
ts was weak
Brent in the Top 3
Haven’t heard tennis shoes in a long time🤣
Bro called AD "King Latifah" 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
You smell like corn Boo Kapone
"when you read the bible your ears smoke" Kraig outta line 😅😅😅
Underrated🔥🔥🤣
“You know bums on a first name basis” 😭😂😂😂😂 that was so slept on lmao
"I think my butt getting big" 🤣🤣🤣 boo one liners be taking me out
😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
His David Lucas Song 😂😂
"You on Sectiion 8 in Transylvania"😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“You get High and do sky-hooks in your sleep”… “you was raised on platypus omelettes” bro Kraig the most unorthodox roaster of all time 😂😩😭😭
😂😂😂
Kraig the 🐐
He's plenty funny for sure. Just that he laughs so loudly at his own stuff.
Platypus omelettes killlled me 😂😂😂
Yo real shit cuz why did his mind just throw that out there like that 🤣🤣🤣
"the devil thinks you're weird" LMFAOOO
😂😂😂😂😂😂 the funniest shit ever
I need a time stamp
@@dmanconn right
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@@dmanconn 40:39
Man I can't wait for season 6 I literally watch these every single day
56:36
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Mane me too😂
When season 6 dropping
Man on GOD
Brent, Pat , and Kraig don’t miss when they in sync 😂
LA Roasters are unmatched
@@Jessnutz87 Kraig ain't from LA
@@malikjames9035 Pasadena
1:01:30 more inner space than outer space was fire
That photosynthesis joke had me ROLLING 😂😂😂
Boo said “Leslie Jones, you’re blowing it” 😂💀
"He said Aye my boy!" Boo ran off on that orange joke 😂😂😂
what does it mean tho?
@@yeexus98 threw the first orange instead of the first pitch
@@yeexus98 He picks at a farm that’s what he’s referring too 😂
Broooo the aye my boy got me 🤣
Pat never misses. He's too clever and knows not to make it too complex
Fr Pat is one of the best roasters. Most definitely better than CP fasho
Brandon’s hella funny too. He usually gets a free pass being the host, but its great to see him part of the class messin up and gettin ragged on. He’s got great timing. many underrated members
He is so good that he only roasts when the energy is getting low or after someone bombs really bad he always saves the vibe in the show
Pat corny af
That Carl's Jr joke was 🔥
"If You Brush Yo Shit 3 More Times Yo Face Gone Blow Up" 😂😂😂 Rewinded It 9 Times
I can't get over Brent laughing at B-Lew every time he said " Comin!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“When he wake up in the morning, his hand come through the dirt.” 😂😂😂😂 51:30
Bruh Kraig was killing the whole episode🤣🤣🤣
Roast of the season for me. He put him in detention after that. Unheard of lol 😆😂
“I told CP to say photosynthesis he said…. (whistle sounds)” lol I’m dead 😂
Top line of the episode 😂
“You get high and do skyhooks in your sleep” criminally underrated 😭
I lost it😅😅😅😅😅😅
Boo called Dr. Dandruff “Pablo Extra-scars😂😂😂 Underrated
Super underrated
They said you lived in a bums bunkbed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought he said Pablo Ese scars
Yea they be Slick Hating on Boo 😂
CP ain’t like that photosynthesis joke 😂😂😂
Kraig say, “when you pray, God drop a breath mint out the sky” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
that’s a funny ass visual 😂
"His shadow killed a pitbull" ????!!! That came out of nowhere and killed me! 😭😭😭
When he wakes up in the morning his ✋ come through the dirt lol 😭😭🤣
Man I’ve been looking for this episode specifically for that one joke and I just found it!!!!!
He waited to get that joke out too.
Shit was tailor made for Boo lol
Dandruff was so happy to be there and it showed😂 loved every part of it
He was on it too. It's rare where a guest is naturally funny.
His photosynthesis joke killed me 😂
He was not funny. He was cringe. Hope they never bring him back
Man, nobody loves a Craig joke quite like Craig
He's corny
@@Mac_DNH stop hating
@@Mac_DNH And you look like you can smell what The Rock is cooking
@@beimnetaklilu430 he is
@@adoniskittrell and you look like a J. So what now?
Bro this show is insanely funny😂😂 in a world like this, you need a laugh like this. Y’all chemistry is unmatched !!!😭😭
Exactly😂
Only air time DoBoy gets is the hot seat 😂
Cus he can take a joke lol
“They asked if he wanted ice he ran out the restaurant” that was crazy.😂
As a history teacher that stonewall joke was class. 😂😂😂
That photosynthesis line was hilarious 🤣
Bruh I was not feeling bro till that joke 😂😂😂😂
Most underrated joke of the show!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@kirk3084 real shit he was kinda weak at 1st then had me dyin
That was his best joke the entire, but it had me rolling lol
He was working on that one in detention lmaooo
Boy I swear billy will repeat a joke if 1 person laughed 😂💀
Boo too over and over
And he backpacks off peoples funny jokes lol
Car aint got no roof was good
Just be yelling too 😂
@@TJ-cr8idthat’s 🧢
i like how notch caught on to brandon's trick when he told him to run it back 😂 "run it back notch"
"nah fuck you"😂😂😂
“I think my butt getting big” Boo is too funny in his own way 😂😂😂
Hell yeah😂 my favorite
He said every time bruh wipe his ass, he bite his lip 😂😭💀
🤣🤣that shit was so funny
Wild!!😂😂😂
💀💀💀
“Notch chillin one day and then he met a donkey that could talk” 😭😭😂😂🤣 40:15
Blake was scanning power levels the whole time he was in that hot seat.
🤣🤣🤣
"His power is increasing!!!"
9:03 "There seems to be a predicament" Tut had me dying with that 😂😂
From the moment Blake walked in the room Tut had me dying. 😭
NAAAAAH 😂😂😂😂
One thing Billy gonna do is kill jokes with his add ons 😂
dang, yall almost took me out 🤣😭. Brent, CP, Craig, and Patrick was on fire. The Mexican dude got CP with that whistle 😂😂
That photosynthesis roast killed CP... and he wasn't feelin that too much lol
🤣🤣🤣💀
It was a good joke..but CP forever 🔥
@@destiny640 facts! CP and Kraig Smith are unroastable 💯
“They asked him if he wanted ICE, he ran out the restaurant!” 😂😂😂😂
When Boo said "he smell like Fabuloso" why did they show a random pic of some dude and not the bottle? 😆
Kraig laugh like his life depend on it 😂
LMAOOOO
11:58 “boy that’s my mama wtf” ☠️
Boo told him “you lost all the dope for the 13th streets” 😂😂😂😂
I love when CP acts out his jokes. It’s hilarious
Him and boo especially when he do his hands 👐🏼
I watch atleast an episode of this shit a day 😂😂😂
“If he zip his jacket up… tigers won’t eat him… “mime hands” 👐🏾 - Boo 😂😂😂😂😂 11:18
LMAO Kraig the GOAT 31:29 "You write all your jokes with a Pen-icilin" 😭🤣😂
That photosynthesis joke i swear 😂😂 i come back everyday just for that joke lmao 🤣
That Photosynthesis joke was Crazy😂😂😂
OD 😂😂😂
AllDef realized its better to put the full 1 hour episode up than the 25 to 30 minutes because they’ve learned that the audience like this better.
dumass
Still watching in 2024
"COMING!!! 🙇🏿🙇🏿" bruh brandon is hilarious 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAOAOAOOOOO THIS COMMENT
@@yazzy03 looks like the emoji was made exclusively for when he says COOOOMINNNNGGG!!! 😂😂😂😂
That ICE joke KD said had me in tears😅
Dubb is Hella funny 😂😂😂
The black and mild holster joke killed me 😂😂😂 “WAHH‼️‼️” 💀💀💀
The fake laugh Craig be doing onna slick be funny as hell 😂
“you got more inner space than outer space” is crazy 🤣
Pat & Kraig are a dynamic duo 🔥😂😂
The beige bandits lol
“There goes all his manifestations” when Brent’s bracelet broke 😂😂😂😂😂
25:25 your shadow killed a pitbull Dr.Dandruff is a fool for that one 😂😭
I miss Teddy Ray and his silly ass laugh 😂
me too 💔
He would've killed these episodes no cap
mayne when I say I watch old episodes of great taste Just for Teddy Ray ... his laugh was so contagious. he will forever be missed, i swear .
He was actually the creator of the show... There's a podcast with some of the other guys on roast that verified it.. #notpatrick
Brent really called him “King Latifah”😂
That part had me hollering!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
“I think my butt getting big” gotta be the best joke so far 😂😂
This show is deeper than jokes. It shows you laughter can bring any race or gender together. I love this show yall please keep this shit up!
You lost me at gender bro
You dont watch the show then. Cause I’ve seen women on here, several.
Nah it ain’t that deep it’s just jocing and laughing bra no bigger agenda to it
@@reallifetv2168 they were all trash except for one nd she was only mild 😂
my guy with the Disney channel moment
I’ve watched every episodes since season 1…Brent have the craziest comebacks
Brent, CP, and Kraig really the goats
@@Davion23showout Pat too
Boo the goat , Brent ain't too funny
@@Davion23showoutcp overrated
@@pabloramos420 boo recently got good but when he first started coming on he was ass
"I hit cp up and told him say photosynthesis, he said *whistle whistle whistle* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 keep dis man on the show 56:33
Mad love my gee thx
“Your selfies look like x rays” kraig too funny 😭😭😭
“When noch was baby the doctor slapped him, and he kept slapping him”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had to run that back 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Someone put a time stamp so I can run this back😂😂😂
39:45
"Section-eight in Transylvania." 👏🏿🤣
I noticed the “no bullying zone” sign the same time I was lol’n at “pat knows how to flirt w niggas in Korean” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"The Monopoly Man of Section 8" lmaoooo Pat's killin 😂😂😂
Since day 1 Brandon has always been enabling when it comes to Boo Capone 😂 his number one number quote is “Hold on Hold on BOO what he do” 😂😂😂
Boo funny idc
“When he wake up in the morning his hand come thru the dirt “ tf 🤣 Craig be wildin
“Pat know how to flirt w/ niggas in Korean” is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥
Kraig: The devil thinks you're weird.
Bruhhhhhhh WHAT?!!? 😂😂😂😂
Just rolled up too 😭🤗. Wake n bake wit the roast me... Shid hit different 🔥🔥🔥
Cuh same 🤣
same! lol
🤙
Same and it's raining
Agreed.
Also he just posted it a week ago, but Tahir and Patrick roasting Kev and LouLou is a good thing to wake and Bake to too.
“If you take yo wig off billy will get under “ LMAOOO IM ROLLLIN
“Alvin and the cripmunks” was underrated 🤣🤣
the photosynthesis bit had me ROLLING
BOO "You smell like CORN"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 took me out