@@blueblitz283 None of those things will work on Expert. I found out the hard way... The only way to safely kill a witch on Expert is to have all 4 crouch to her and go to town with shotguns in her face. Still better to just avoid her.
(Nick main) Although I rarely hear his dialogues about the Witch (specifically the ones where she's chasing him) since me and the others always try to kill her asap. though I hear his "Shoot the witch! Shoot the witch! Shoot the witch! What are you doing?! Shoot her!" (3:29) a bit more often (also the one after, I'm pretty sure that he always said that as soon as I'm the one that startled her)
Zoey: Hoo that Witch is not happy (Genuine fear) Francis: You got a death wish ? Leave that Witch alone (Angry at a player for getting too close to her) Rochelle: Umm guys that Witch is getting mad (concerned about the Witch getting mad) Ellis: That crying girl is around (Looking for the Witch) Seriously those voice actually gives me a cold chill run down my spine
Coach be rapping also hearing the funny ha ha oh no Ellis terrified is scary every up against a tank he screams ahhhh big ass guy! But the witch is just terror man I love this game
I love Nick and Coach witch lines Nick: I think I hear my ex-wife Nick: you think she’s sad the mall’s close? Coach: quite everybody, I hear a b!tch Coach: B!TCH ON MY ASS
one thing that wasn't on this list, was during Hard Rain, inside the Sugar Factory, where Ellis will say "Nick? Have you ever seen so many witches? Ho-ly-sh--!"
Coach is probably terrified cause he's much slower than the others (I know in game he's not but realistically with a knee injury and being his size he'd be much slower than the others)
@@Foxdidnothingwrong I get that but it is kinda funny how confident they are but when they actually startle her they are the one's that are most terrified
"I think i hear my ex-wife"
@Ibrahim Darius u dont sound like a friend to them
@Ibrahim Darius u dont sound like a friend to them
@Ibrahim Darius Bot detected
Hey look it's Nick's ex-wife
@Ibrahim Darius u dont sound like a friend to them
4:36 My favorite line of Coach, makes me laugh! "Quiet everybody, I hear a b*tch"
"Y'all hear? Get ready to toss that bitch"
i pause everytime coach says the line xDDD i just can't handle while being panic/terrified.. it just instant tickle
Always been my favorite line
“Yall hear? Get ready to toss that b*tch.”
Never thought how hilarious he used the term “toss”. 😂
2:49
Stop Spooking the Effing Witch.
Francis and Coach's confidence certainly hits harder when you remember their A.I. canonically gravitate towards shotguns...
And they can’t shoot for shit especially when stressed out.
Really?
If A Coach and Francis AI saw a tier 2 shotgun they will not pick another tier 2 weapon again except they run out of ammo
@@jadeorbigoso5212they... they just like me..
I laughed when Francis sniffed and said "And she's close!"
I love how Francis and Rochelle says about give the witch something to cry about
Man r34 is getting WILD
Well, since they are now canonly shipped, let's have fanaets of them KILLING WITCHES!
Coincidence? I think not!
@@paperhat_boi"CUT THAT SH## OUT?!" Coach.
I like how francis can smell out the witch’s location
He must be a werewolf. Maybe that's why he hats vampires?
Smelled Canadian...
Coach is easily has the best voicelines when it comes to the Witch.
"I see that Bitch!"
I hear a Bitch!
"Bitch!"
"The Bitch is Chasing Me!"
Nick: I think I hear my ex wife
Everyone be quiet i hear a BITCH
I love how Rochelle apologizes lol "MY BAD MY BAD MY BAD"
AHHHH I MADE THE WITCH MAD!!!
4:13
Vavle:Makes a witch to force you not to startled her and ignore her
Almost all l4d2 players:Gives her the crown she dropped
I mean unless she not in your way
We will ignore her
@@shiragamishiro1954 unless a special is slapping her, then you gotta stay far far away or else engage in a fight in case she gets set off
"I will give that bitch something to cry about."
It depends in the situation
that's because in some gameplays the witch wanders around or is idly sitting down where the survivors can pass through her easily
“A crying woman what you think she’s sad the malls closed”
5:20 That crying girl's around...
Love you
I'm Thinking We Should Just Leave The Crying Girl Alone.
Kill your damn light
5:43 Damn, you can hear the nervous tone in Ellis' voice as he tries to escape a Witch.
5:43 . Ellis. "Out of my way man. Witch Coming!!😂
"RUN I PISSED HER OFF"
COMING THROUGH! WITCH ON MY ASS!!
Ellis Asmr is the best part hands down
Now I feel like he's whispearing next to my ear
Witch witch witch
OUT OF M'WAY MAN WITCH COMIN!!!!!!!
I like how nick only has a specific survivor quote for ellis
Even if it’s a zombie, I love how respectful Ellis is lol. He’s so pure
Never thought Princess peach voice actor was also voiced Zoey
Wait what?!
And all I hear is cortana
@@notfound2058 yea now that you mention it does sound like cortana
@@Xeno911 because the VA is Jen Taylor, she voiced Cortana,and zoey
Samantha Kelly voiced Princess Peach
4:36 I'll never forget the time me and my mates heard that one the first time and the entire skype call descended into laughter.
Ways to safely kill a Witch
Crowning with a Shotgun
Stun and Melee
Chainsaw
Chainsaw trick only works on wandering witches
@@blueblitz283 None of those things will work on Expert. I found out the hard way...
The only way to safely kill a witch on Expert is to have all 4 crouch to her and go to town with shotguns in her face. Still better to just avoid her.
Literally You can Pump shotgun Crown A witch,Theres Even an achievment On expert
And also, explosive bullets.
Coach calling a witch a bitch always makes me laugh xD
Nick also calls her that when she’s chasing him lol
XD
The in game characters: yo stop pissing the witch off
Me: yeah no
C R O W N
⚠️ You startled the Witch
Shotgun: Did somebody call for help?
my friend with a grenade launcher: Sho Sho! he heh!
Tank Hunter n smoker:Uno reverse card
5:02 i didn't know Ellis was secretly Coach!
My favorite, outside of Coach’s “b i t c h” is Louis saying: “The Witch is gettin up’” he sounds annoyed to hell at whoever’s pissing the witch off 😆
everyone: silent.. witch, turn your lights off..
louis (1:28): SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I HEAR A WITCH!
Coach🤣🤣
4:33,4:36
4:55,4:58,5:06,5:13
B I T C H
I see that B I T C H
Hands down, Coach has the best witch quotes
“Bitch!”
4:55
I'm using a vocalizer and I spam the "Witch getting Mad" then my coop teammates can't move forward. Lmao.
I see they are new to the game without knowing about the vocalizer and only know that witch is scary
4:55 this is my favorite coach witch callout
(Nick main)
Although I rarely hear his dialogues about the Witch (specifically the ones where she's chasing him) since me and the others always try to kill her asap. though I hear his "Shoot the witch! Shoot the witch! Shoot the witch! What are you doing?! Shoot her!" (3:29) a bit more often
(also the one after, I'm pretty sure that he always said that as soon as I'm the one that startled her)
3:00 best line in the game
4:55 I always use that quote whoever I see a witch
Amen!
2:43 this is my favorite francis witch callout
I like how Ellis doesn’t remember the special infected names but the witch
One-arm, Hooded dude, Little guy! little guy!, Is that smoking dude with the tongue
@@funtimerhikes2330 even Nick called the Hunter as Reaper. Also Ellis knows how to called Hunter like " Hunter Hunter Hunter"
He does call her "the crying girl"
@@funtimerhikes2330
Bill: what-
Nick: *shoots Bill that looked like Bill*
Technically a Parody reference.
@@Borealis-Architect-Ch. yeah I remember that parody
Coach keep me weak😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
When Ellis whispers he sounds like the guy that’s like "it’s free real estate"
BRO XD
Zoey: Hoo that Witch is not happy (Genuine fear)
Francis: You got a death wish ? Leave that Witch alone (Angry at a player for getting too close to her)
Rochelle: Umm guys that Witch is getting mad (concerned about the Witch getting mad)
Ellis: That crying girl is around (Looking for the Witch)
Seriously those voice actually gives me a cold chill run down my spine
Also Francis:Stop Spooking the F-ing Witch!
I never knew how much I needed this
5:43 when you piss of the popular girl with long nails and she starts chasing you
I love that Nick has a line specifically telling Ellis to leave the Witch alone 💀
I’d assume Ellis being a nice guy, trying to cheer her up given his innocent personality.
A bad move.
Rochelle: Who's pissing off the witch?
*Witch screams*
Nick: I piss the witch off!!!
I CHANGE MY MIND, I DO NOT WANNA GET MARRIED! - Ellis, Wedding, The Passing
Witch: *Exists*
Coach: *thaT BITCH*
“See that *BITCH* “
1:59 Ah man, do not piss the witch off! ✋🚫
2:02 The witch is getting up💀
*Woman does math in Salem, Massachusetts.*
Puritans: 0:19
Coach be like:
I wrote a song for you:
You are a betch a betch a betch a betch (harmonica solo)
2:25 for a moment Francis started spittin' bars
3:22 is my favorite lines
3:58 I remembered trying to beat Realism Expert and I heard thay voiceline which made me laugh
"I PISSED THE WITCH OFF!" 😂😂
@@Ramzoa_NZTHIS BITCH IS CHASING ME!
Coach:Rochelle that ain't you girl is it?
Rochelle: WHAT?
Wait a damn minute, Francis can smell witches? Or is it just that they emit a strong odor but no one other than Francis talks about?
the characters:
*SHHHH A WITCH!*
the players that plays the characters:
*GET ER BOIS!!!*
*insert rifle sounds blasting left and right*
It's more of AutoShotgun or SPAS Shotgun sounds for me.
Coach be rapping also hearing the funny ha ha oh no Ellis terrified is scary every up against a tank he screams ahhhh big ass guy! But the witch is just terror man I love this game
I love how scared Zoey is
An enemy that incap you and the higher difficulty, she can insta-kill you?
I'd be scared too
L4D2: witch…!
L4D1, particularly Francis that I absolutely love: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH!!!!!!!!
5:41 "Witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch"
When you hear your ex-girlfriend 4:36
When you spot your ex-girlfriend 4:55
Coach 4:33
Rochelle: 3:56
Coach: 4:36
Well, this is something.
2:17 - Francis
3:46 - Rochelle
Imagine replacing Francis's voice and put in Marcus's voice from Gears of War.
I love Nick and Coach witch lines
Nick: I think I hear my ex-wife
Nick: you think she’s sad the mall’s close?
Coach: quite everybody, I hear a b!tch
Coach: B!TCH ON MY ASS
No one:
Heisenberg: 4:33
I seriously love how Coach calls the Witch a "b!tch"!
0:38 Zoey's voice are so sweet and lovely😍😍
“I think I hear my ex-wife”
“Quiet everybody, I hear a bitch!”
This is my favorite lines
0:22
2:16
2:45
3:00
3:24
OUT OF M'WAY MAN WITCH COMIN!!!
My favorite line
Mine Too!
1:48
Louis telling everyone to turn off the light then proceededs to yell WITCH! At the top of his lungs
@4:34 “y’all head Get ready to toss that b****” 🤣🤣🤣
She made ppl stop playing hard rain cuz of sugar mill
2:17 really?if i remember when you been hit by witch youre screaming like a girl hahahaha
“Think I hear a bit- I mean witch crying.”
one thing that wasn't on this list, was during Hard Rain, inside the Sugar Factory, where Ellis will say "Nick? Have you ever seen so many witches? Ho-ly-sh--!"
"Quiet everybody, I hear a bitch."
“Rochelle…that ain’t you is it, girl?”
What!?
my favorite one lol
Oh, nice!
5:41 Ellis: "Witch, Witch, Witch"
Most funny for me xd.
Francis: "YOU GOT A DEATHWISH?"
Best thing I've heard when I encounter them.
Dead by daylight when they add a which to the game
Bill has a flash back
0:19 witch : nanii?? bill sann😱😱💜
0:19 me when my mom asks me to get a plate
Coach quotes the best
3:32 I pissed the Witch off!!
4:55 me when i see that annoying ass teacher in the hallways
0:46 "I hear a witch that sounds like a witch"
“Ah, witch. *sniff sniff*. And she’s close!”
Left For Dead reference
Bill: Theres gonna be hell to pay if you keep aggravatin' that witch!
Coach: *Shoves Rochelle* "I see that bitch!"
I bet he’s listening to rap. me walking my dogs listening to witch quotes
its the fact that in game, nick cries the most when he startles the witch and gets hit by it, same with francis and coach
Coach is probably terrified cause he's much slower than the others (I know in game he's not but realistically with a knee injury and being his size he'd be much slower than the others)
@@Foxdidnothingwrong I get that but it is kinda funny how confident they are but when they actually startle her they are the one's that are most terrified
Idk why but Bride Witch feels stronger and scarier than normal one
4:43 Rachelle, was that you?
Ellis sounds like his calling a cat💀
Take a shot for every time someone says 'Witch' in this video.
Coach’s lines sound like the entire process of when I encounter a witch
Coach is my favorite to play as
Spread The Gospel!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of JESUS CHRIST 🤍
If there is a sand level in l4d3 they should say there is a sand-witch
4:37
I love when you get chased by the witch as Francis he screams like a girl.
Me playing casually as Francis
Francis: 2:43
0:21 Yeah, none of my teammates ever get that memo.
Shotguns users 0.1 seconds when they hear a witch: 👑