I don't know if Astolfo is calling him "Master" because Astolfo is a Fate servant, Astolfo is Astolfo, or because his name is "Master Chief" and this alone is funnier than it has any right to be.
@Some characters aren't allowed Is that a retcon from a new story? Because I distinctly remember from Fall of Reach that the SPARTAN-II program was started before humanity even knew the Covenant was a thing.
@@arandomcrusader6707 Now that I think about it, that is basically what happened, huh? They didn't even know about the covenant when they made the Spartans 2s lmao
@@5stargrim yup. IIRC they were designed with anti insurgent opperations in mind. They just happened to also be the ultimate alien ass kickers. And *VERY* expensive to make.
@@luisitobardajibenitez8013 imagine protesting due to taxation being like 90% and drop pod just smashed into your house and out walls a Spartan with machine gun and his objective is to stop your protesting the unsc had a good idea I’d quit instantly I ain’t fighting a 7ft tall dude with girl In his head that calls him stud muffin
Wait a damn minute I just Thought of something is master chief a virgin think about it when would he ever have the time to have sex When you’re constantly in the Suit and fighting the covenant
Bruh if I had people simping over me I'd take it, not my money they're spending at least till after they spend it on me then it is, unfortunately I'm a guy so Simps aren't an everyday occurrence
I have just realized something: -Asfalto has a 50$ bill at the end of the vid -Asfalto on the beginning mentions his way of earning 50$ by "just using your mouth"... Seems like his methods works well.
0:47 Hold up... Cryogenically frozen is not sleeping on the job... He actually finished the job and took a rest until he was needed again... Which actually his ship was abandoned and he got lost in space until 4 years later a computer program (Cortana) woke him up as we know in Halo 4. Employee: So? He still was sleeping isn't he?
Having Duke be the gamestop employee hit me extra hard because one of the last experiences I ever had in a gamestop was the Christmas after forever came out, an employee was trying to upsell me and was like "y'know, DNF is on saaaale! $20!" And he got mad because I couldn't stop laughing
Because they cried to the government to help them out. Had they not done that then there's a good chance they would have gone under. One of these days GameStop will go under and the government won't help them. Honestly, it's way past time for GameStop to be closed down anyway.
@@chaoticskull728 a few months ago, a bunch of redditors baught a LOT of stocks off GameStop, witch make it's value on the stock markets sky rocket witch (for a few complicated reasons) costed a few Wallstreet millionaires to lose more money than they have. It was a really big deal. How have your not heard of it?
@@chaoticskull728 like tairafan said, they pretty much done a 180, no longer heading to bankruptcy, paid of a debt that was due in 2023, annnnnd a bunch of people are about to get stupid rich by just hodling.
So in conclusion, after simping in Halo 5, Chief became the biggest chad chads had chadded on chad universe Edit: Soundtrack and content together made me sadn’t
Me: Wonder how much better this could get Pantsahat: Opens with humorously twisted yet entirely canonical explanation of Cheif's backstory. Me: Well did NOT expect THAT.
What if they end up dating later on lol Master Chief: He's not my girlfriend Astolfo: that's not what you said when you were finishing the fight all over my face last night~ Cortana: christ chief you're so damn gay, like seriously Master Chief: at least he knows how to touch a man
Развлечения
I don't know if Astolfo is calling him "Master" because Astolfo is a Fate servant, Astolfo is Astolfo, or because his name is "Master Chief" and this alone is funnier than it has any right to be.
I feel like he would call him Chief like Cortana, sooooo 🤔😳
@Futanari Ethusiast I usually see those exact words on Rule 34, and judging by your username... Your probably from there.
I think the answer is: All of the above
On top of that there's anime or should I say Japan so they could just be calling him master as sensei. Soooo
Uh... To answer that we need to talk a out *Y E S*
"a super soldier with the mission of fighting overtaxed space farmers"
Actually accurate...
Yeah it’s true the Spartans were created to fight rebels in the outer colonies, like on Reach
Some characters aren't allowed never heard that before, why would a secret program need a public cover story
@Some characters aren't allowed Is that a retcon from a new story? Because I distinctly remember from Fall of Reach that the SPARTAN-II program was started before humanity even knew the Covenant was a thing.
@Some characters aren't allowed That makes no sense. In fact, the cover story being overtaxed farmers is even worse. Why would you think like that?
"Master, mom said it's my turn on the Xbox"
"I haven't seen my mother in over 50 years"
*shit went from 0 to 100 real fast*
Yes this is a good comment, for this you get a like
-Ever since the government abducted me and turned me into a super soldier with a goal of fighting over taxed space farmers."
@@arandomcrusader6707 Now that I think about it, that is basically what happened, huh? They didn't even know about the covenant when they made the Spartans 2s lmao
@@5stargrim yup. IIRC they were designed with anti insurgent opperations in mind. They just happened to also be the ultimate alien ass kickers. And *VERY* expensive to make.
@@luisitobardajibenitez8013 imagine protesting due to taxation being like 90% and drop pod just smashed into your house and out walls a Spartan with machine gun and his objective is to stop your protesting the unsc had a good idea I’d quit instantly I ain’t fighting a 7ft tall dude with girl In his head that calls him stud muffin
"I don't need your simp bucks!"
"Damn, what an absolute chad."
Subbed!
Wait a damn minute I just Thought of something is master chief a virgin think about it when would he ever have the time to have sex When you’re constantly in the Suit and fighting the covenant
@Nextrion ultra-chad level shit right there
@@odstman2984 he's a VOCEL so it doesn't matter. That makes him holy masonic order monk knight tier chad.
E
Bruh if I had people simping over me I'd take it, not my money they're spending at least till after they spend it on me then it is, unfortunately I'm a guy so Simps aren't an everyday occurrence
“I don’t need your simp bucks”
Master Chief-to Astolfo
2020..
"damn. What an absolute Chad"
-Duke nukem, commenting to this
You can't simp for guys tho so it's all good with astolfo
Absolute Chad
Truly a man among men and a paragon of our times
"Oh yeah"
-Duke Nukem after looking at what Master Chief left behind, 2020
Being called a total chad from Duke Nukem is one of the achivements of LIFE.
*Arrives at GameStop*
Chief: Wow these stores still exist?
Hippo: Yea, I’d give it about a month
Reddit: Oh, I don’t think so
Oh how naive Hippo was.
Honestly, I still don't give them long
@@GroundRune I go there aince they're the only place that still carry vita games.
I was about to comment same thing
@@UnknownGamer40464 damn yours carries around the DS era? The oldest things mine got are PS3 games, 3DS games, and the boomer that owns it.
Nobody:
Duke Nukem’, the chad of all chads:
What an absolute chad
Why does he sound like penguinz0
@@mjn5016 i maintain that he does
Too bad hes wearing power armor
@@abesto4576
I wouldn't be surprised if he did VA Duke
Damn
This content went from funny Lego stop motions to an anime girl sitting on top of master chief.
So basically a direct upgrade.
*Michael Jackson eats popcorn.*
Anime "girl"
Ha you got fooled
*"Girl"*
It's a trap arsenal fans
You hear that?
It's the sound of Robot Chicken and Adult Swim Crying.
and his set design is better too.
Mixes doll house shit with lego? Genius
This is better than Robot Chicken; more tasteful humor, but still just the right amount of raunchy.
@ltb1345 Exactly! Imagine Pantsahat making their own original stop motion indie series but ya know, with the copyrighted characters replaced.©️
"These stores still exist?"
"Yeah I'd give them about a month."
HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURNS
the tide rose and fell
"Triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall"
D I A M O N D
H A N D S
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer!
You will endure this loss, and learn from it...
“Wow, these stores still exist?”
“Yeah, I’ll give the about a month...”
Seems like they’re going to last a lot longer now.
“I’m an equal opportunity ass pounder”
Duke keeping us humble.
The one we deserve and have
The based bisexual.
@@Butter_Warrior99 before, we were joking about fembois. not anymore. I want the *Ass* tolfo.
In the words of trevor phillips: "Every hole is a goal"
Ooooh yeah *astolfo* feelin gooood
"Tomboys, tomgirls, whats the difference? I'm an equal opportunity ass pounder" 😂👌 Subbed.
Is not gay if it is astolfo
Same
@@luisvilca4467 and if you say no homo
@@annusrideviravindran6396 and if you still wear socks
It's not a tomboy it's he's a gay
"These stores still exist?"
"Yeah I give about a month"
hehe...
“Yeah I give it about a month” Didn’t go how we expected did it 😆
Yeah lol
Fun Fact: Lego Indiana Jones for the Wii actually used to be worth a lot because it was capable of enabling Homebrew on your Wii
I have it
Bruh, that’s eye opening. Fun fact? More like solid life advice. Thanks dude!
Wait how did that work? That's crazy
Homebrew?
@@Jaiden1028 piracy mainly
Me: So how many Astolfo figurines u got?
Pantsahat: Yes
I'm surprised that no one replied...
bruh
Cursed *100*
And how much Astolfo faces you got?
Pantsahat: *yep*
MR COW COW ;-: blessed 100
This has become more than just a lego stop motion channel.
"wow these stores still exist"
"yeah I give em about a month"
Gamestop: *laughs in fortune 500*
Master Chief would be very good at games about himself.
ehh not really you should look up masterchief suck at halo 3
chrizwiththeswatrez what kind of heresy is that you say
He’d spend most of the time reminiscing about Cortana
Does he have games about him?
Check out arby n the chief. Master Chief sucks at halo
Are we getting a Master Chief’s rent arc 😳
For the love of God I hope so
I hope it stays faithful to the manga
fuck yes
judging by the heart on this comment I dare say we gettin' a Master Chief rent arc baby
Please
“Master...don’t sell me to GameStop for store credit”
“Deal!”
Funniest shit ever.
“Wow these stores still exist?”
“Yeah I’d give it about a month.”
You could not have been more wrong, Pants.
“I don’t need your simp-bucks” is my new phrase when my friends offer to buy me food
lmfao
If your friends are offering to buy you food, maybe you do need them
Damn, what an absolute chad.
Yo that 4 for 1 bro, can't pass that up if they buying.
Can't relate XD (I got no friends)
Master Chief wants VR Chat so he can be his waifu instead of having to go see her because he’s too busy suplexing people at Walmart
I know in my soul that there is a crossover between eggdog fans and pantsahat fans
Nah he too busy beatin up people at Walmart for toilet paper 😛
"he"
Well I never realized this had 2k likes and a heart so thanks everyone hope ur staying safe
Yare yare
"yeah give it about a month.."
Recent events say otherwise
BRUH GAMESTOP “yea I’ll give it about a month”
I have just realized something:
-Asfalto has a 50$ bill at the end of the vid
-Asfalto on the beginning mentions his way of earning 50$ by "just using your mouth"...
Seems like his methods works well.
its just like chekhov's gun
AND THE FACT THAT MASTER CHIEF SOLD ASTOLFO FOR 62 CENTS JUST LIKE MR. KRABS SOLD SPONGEBOB!
@@motrilfromthe6281 :0
If it ain't broke.... don't fix it
So you're telling me master chief rent is equal as Astolfo BJ?
You can tell, deep down, Chief really does care about Astolfo. He’s just Tsun as hell.
Nah, I think Chief just uses him for Escape Mode
Dun da da dan, da dan da da
No.
It be like that sometimes
Press X to doubt
0:47 Hold up... Cryogenically frozen is not sleeping on the job... He actually finished the job and took a rest until he was needed again... Which actually his ship was abandoned and he got lost in space until 4 years later a computer program (Cortana) woke him up as we know in Halo 4.
Employee: So? He still was sleeping isn't he?
1:42 bisexuals in a nutshell
The scripts for these are a strange blend of ‘fever dream’ and ‘crossover fetish doujin,’ and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
I was gonna like but your likes are 117 so here I am 😂
What gives people feeling of power
1. Clicking the like button to change it to 1k
I just found this and agreed
Siri search for "Astolfo Doujin"
“ I don’t need your simp bucks”
“ Damn , what an absolute chad “
Chief is the ultimate chad.
Chief has Earned his name. What an absolute chad.
669 likes lol
Best moment
He is chadded by the chaddest of chads.
I like how when Duke Nukem shoots his pistol, it uses the sound effect from Duke Nukem 3D's pistol
Having Duke be the gamestop employee hit me extra hard because one of the last experiences I ever had in a gamestop was the Christmas after forever came out, an employee was trying to upsell me and was like "y'know, DNF is on saaaale! $20!" And he got mad because I couldn't stop laughing
welcome to game stop, baby
Help! local femboy and a talking hippos keep harassing a ptsd veterans that saved the human race from a genocide.
Thanks obama
WTF...hold up....that anime character grrrl is really a dude? 🤯
@@skatetrooper5285 It happens to the best of us
@@skatetrooper5285 same to me man I thought he was a girl until I looked up his info
We all make mistakes
Master Chief finding his inner chad has been the most consistent development we have seen so far in the Lego City Cinematic Universe
When a fan made universe has more Chad Chief than in Halo 4&5 LEL
"He just needed that extra push."- Pink haired Femboy
Nah astolfo will seduce him soon enough
@@jjuicy_wee_wee3800 No. Chief is forever a virgin.
Me: Reads Lego City
Also me: Build the helicopter
anyone else notice that master got hurt by astofol 2:34
That sword hurt
0:23 Holy shit that animation is so clean can't believe I only noticed it now
This hippo got me addicted to the word "Bruh"
That hippo got me addicted to limited edition Fiery Habañero Doritos
It's the only thing I eat
smartestmoronx19 lol
Bruh same
You know you're a Chad when Duke Nukem himself is acknowledging it...
"wow these stores still exist?"
"yeah give it about a month"
2:57 says the guy with the flattop and tank top
Master chief: literally saves humanity
The hippo: ye pay the rent
i know is a joke, but in the lore of halo there is a spartan who was retired from service and is payed
@@darktemplar2146 okay so they get paid but the question is... Do they pay rent?
Capitalism
Yea, stuff you did in the war doesnt mean anything if it doesnt pay rent......sad
@@darktemplar2146 landlord won't see it that way
Every episode Astolfo is getting hornier to the point that at some point a hentai is going to be created and uploaded to his YT channel
Sign me up
Sign me up
Ew gross
I cant wait.
Notify me when it happens
Clicked the bell
1:46 i just now noticed duke is playing Doki Doki literature club, idk what to od with this information.
I watched this after seeing that GameStop is doing good in the stock market.
Because they cried to the government to help them out. Had they not done that then there's a good chance they would have gone under. One of these days GameStop will go under and the government won't help them. Honestly, it's way past time for GameStop to be closed down anyway.
@@NewCanada it wasn’t the government. Reddit was the reason they are doing great now.
I swear, Astolfo gets hornier every video.
I ain't complaining
No one complainin'
That's not a problem is it?
It really isn't a problem.
Thats what happens when you dont get sex
And he keeps getting rejected so...
I'm starting to think pantsahat is liking that femboy
What gives you that idea? He just has a ton of astolfo figurines because he likes the character.
Man, who dont like that femboy? He's my favourite character so far
wait thats a femboy
@@Ribbons0121R121 LMAO
Tomboys, tomgirls, whats the difference. Im an equal opportunity ass pounder
1:11 this did not age well.
What happened ❓
@@chaoticskull728 a few months ago, a bunch of redditors baught a LOT of stocks off GameStop, witch make it's value on the stock markets sky rocket witch (for a few complicated reasons) costed a few Wallstreet millionaires to lose more money than they have. It was a really big deal. How have your not heard of it?
@@chaoticskull728 like tairafan said, they pretty much done a 180, no longer heading to bankruptcy, paid of a debt that was due in 2023, annnnnd a bunch of people are about to get stupid rich by just hodling.
"These still exist?"
"Yeah, give em a month"
>uploaded a month ago
Please let the prophecy come true!
Gamestop is almost certainly dead
@@spandanganguli6903 well yes but actually no
@@icewallowpiss7569 Word spoken in error.
2020 was a hell of a year.
So conclusion: this channel is now about astolfo sexually harassing master chief
Yes
It parallels the way Astolfo subtly sexually assaults the traditional heterosexual male identity.
That's hawt, THAT'S REAL HAWT!
No, its about the hippo
It's fine by me.
This channel went from young innocent boy who loves to be creative with legos, to massive degenerate weeb making meme videos. 10/10
Exposure to Astolfo be like that sometimes.
You start out questioning one little thing, then you start questioning everything.
I'm also glad the skit gets MC's lore deadly accurate.
1:13
Wallsteetbets: I’m aboutta pull what’s called a *P R O G A M E R M O V E*
I just realized Master Chief wears a chain ever since he found his inner Chad last episode. Great attention to detail !
wait, what exactly is a Chad? I'm confused...
@@swagherox55 I think it's a guy who respects woman and isn't a simp
@@swagherox55 Chad is a stereotype for a super-buff, attractive, and (usually) rich douchebag.
And then he became a femboy-
@@asdfoifhvjbkaos no a chad is a horny male, why do peps keep changing the meaning of it
Please keep Chief as Astolfo’s master they have a uniquely interesting chemistry
*yes*
Yeah
Yes
Affirmative!
Yes
Hippo: "yeah i give them about a month"
Reddit: "hold the line and my beer"
“I don’t need ur simp bux”
The words of a legend...
You know Chief is an absolute chad when Duke Nukem himself says so...
Brospect
“From one chad to another, you’re pretty chad.” - Nuke Dukem
Duke such a simp, he uses strippers
And he's a suger daddy
Gonna be honest, if Duke nukem forever didn't exist. I'd say the opposite
“tomboys, tomgirls, what’s the difference?” my man duke nukem
One of the greatest CHADS in history spitting straight _FACTS_
There's something about Duke Nukem saying, "Damn, what an absolute chad" that fills me with life
"I don't need your simp bucks."
*Gets in Warthog*
*(Halo 2 Theme starts up)*
*Drives off into the sunset pulling the finger.*
I love it!
If this doesn't scream *Quality* *Content* then I don't know what does
“I don’t need your simp bucks.”
“Damn, what an absolute Chad.”
I agree with both of them.
mhm
So in conclusion, after simping in Halo 5, Chief became the biggest chad chads had chadded on chad universe
Edit: Soundtrack and content together made me sadn’t
"So I can spam your inbox to death"
😂😂
Duke nukem speaking FACTS
Okay. I count 4-5 Astolfo figures he has shown throughout his videos. I say we give him an intervention.
The word cannot contain that much dicc succin' and being called get. There would be blood in the streets! And used tissues.
I say we give him more astolfo figures. You can never have too many.
@@cloudycolacorp Now that's terror.
Master Chief permanently lost his voice after Astolfo sucked it out of him
Oh god
Hot
That proves that xbox is gay
OUH SHIEEETT!
@@ghostwhencodghosts9114 go back to your gaystation 4
"I give it about a month" Ohhhh how this aged.
This hits different after 2021 stock market changes
It does lol
If Tahu hadn't gone to jail, he'd finally have a use for his *GaMeStOp GiFtCaRdS*
That remains this series greatest "what ifs" to this very day.
Oh fuck you right
"Master Chief, what are you doing at GameStop?"
"Sir, buying this copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons."
animal crossing: eternal horizons*
Damn, a shame that Master Chief has a bad taste in games.
I woulda pegged Chief as a Doom Eternal kinda guy. But he prolly would love Animal Crossing.
Kristofer Baehr pegged? 😳
"Sir, for the last time, I'm not Master Chief."
Damn bruh I love this hippo
2:48 This was the one thing I really wanted Chief to do. What a gamer.
Gaymer.
Me: Wonder how much better this could get
Pantsahat: Opens with humorously twisted yet entirely canonical explanation of Cheif's backstory.
Me: Well did NOT expect THAT.
damn space farmers
This channel is slowly transfering from a Lego channel to a Action Figure channel and I'm all for it
It feels like robot chicken
@@BrendenCativo *But better.*
I like that!
1000th like, just sayin
@@cesardanielgatuno969 damn right
This is the most fucking amazing thing I've ever seen
Ikr
Same
Just noticed beautiful fallout New vegas in the background 1:27
And red dead redemption.
Masterchief only simps for Cortana
Not for long
Why would he simp for a boy, to begin with?
@@MrSlanderer He won't. It's just that Cortana won't be around for long to seduce him. Her times ticking in Infinite
He accidentally burnt cortana in a oven
Master Chief: *gets shot in the head*
Astolfo: Time to mount
"Are you okay?"
*"not anymore"*
@💯 Qwonklet 💯 she?
Ouch
@💯 Qwonklet 💯 you will be surprised what you found under that dress
@@cesruhf2605 $0.63 worth of game stop points
WAIT THE GAMESTOP BIT REALLY AGED WELL HUH
You know someone is a Chad when Duke Nukem calls them a absolute chad
Why am I liking the combo of Astolfo and Master Chief.
What if they end up dating later on lol
Master Chief: He's not my girlfriend
Astolfo: that's not what you said when you were finishing the fight all over my face last night~
Cortana: christ chief you're so damn gay, like seriously
Master Chief: at least he knows how to touch a man
Lmao
@@Outlaw7263 Bruuhh😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Because you’re gay
It's funny
Hmmm it doesn’t feel right without Astolfo’s “Hello!” at the start of the video.
So that's it! It did felt a bit off?!
Yes 😔
HELLO!
True
real reason gamestop stocks skyrocketed bc wall street guys saw this
“Wow these stores still exist?”
-June 2020
What a year it’s been man
Next episode will just be 30 minutes of Duke Nukem ass pounding Astoflo.
Yes please
LucasIsHere plz
He hearted your comment.
It's official then
@@humha7613 May God help us all.
No
This is a certified hood classic
All the gheto boys know about it, thats for sure
The best video on pantsahat channel
This is a certified hood classic
*Ron song intensifies*
I like your pfp senteno
Master Chief:These stores still exist.
Hippo:Yeah give 'em about a month.
I love how Chief has a lore accurate origin story in this anime arc
Jesus crist the couch next to chief was on had a burn mark, because of the last video, the attention to detail 🔥
I like the little touches like that
Hobestly it's probably cause he burned it irl and used the same obe
Im sure they just didnt have another couch
Pay more attention to your grammar.
@@dannyguz1258 you're*** 🙄
This is literally, at this moment in time, the best content on RUclips. He has the same aura that once blessed filthyfrank.
@Some characters aren't allowed rip
@Some characters aren't allowed attempting to green text on yotube
fucking yikes
Check out Arby n the chief, its way better than this. And its very funny
@Some characters aren't allowed I don't understand the yikes
Actually yeas
"Give it a month" that ages poorly
This isn't the Robot Chicken at home.
It's the Robot Chicken in heaven.
“I don’t need your simp bucks”
"damn, what an absolute Chad"
*epic Halo music*
This one is strong with the ways of the force.
That’s how duke works
"Tomboys Tomgirls, What's the difference?"
The difference is that one you can impregnate while the other impregnates you.
Oh God! Hahahaha!
Oh how the turned have tables.
Heavy: (Worried laugh)
I mean, us Tomgirls aren’t typically the ones giving the - *EGHEM* - but yeah it’s a solid joke otherwise, easy 7/10.
Spearhead
UwU
Lol
"Damn, no. Not you. power armor isn't my thing"
Some one played Duke Nukem Forever
The ball crushed sound effect when Astolfo sat on chief is the reason I subscribed