Free drugs? Certainly not. Contaminated needles taped behind gas station pump handles, car door handles and stuck inside of candy because they think it's hilarious? Definitely.
shut up, nobody can find out that gangs and antifa burned chicago down 2 years ago and we're all zombies pretending to be alive so we don't get tactical nuked by washington.
@@PuurksYT The progression of this predicament has transitioned gradually, spanning from an initially very mild state to a point of utmost severity, all within an entirely acceptable and meticulously accurate timeframe, demonstrating the precision of the unfolding events.
@zcqm The inclination of the events that heretofore transpired occurred in such a manner to be perceived as not unnaturally concise, and simultaneously in such a sense that would not be so longwinded as to be tiresome. Rather, such happenstance took place in a timely and orderly fashion that would in fact be reasonable to expect in one's everyday life, t'were of course such a scenario to unfurl before the aforementioned individual.
As someone who has lived in Chicago all my life, it’s irl gta, the 7th one is probably gonna be set in the south side, almost certainly going to feature an o-block gang shootout
In chicago? One of the most antigun cities in one of the most antigun states? You get caught with a gun, and it's an instant felony. Just don't live in chicago. There are MUCH better places to be homeless. Better to be homeless in the south than to be in the chicago cold, with people's trash raining down on you from the bridge above.
@@specializededucationit tells you about crime reports in the area. You can also go live and record events yourself for others to see. It's like the social media version of crime watching.
@@HappyGuy-cn9poMan, New Orleans and Kansas City the only two cities that need to put the state after, _on an abbreviation..._ and there are two KC's, so...what's New Orleans' excuse? Lol
@@tokagekithe citizen app is a app that delivers instant and constant notifications about the area around you or if your a Chicagoan like me what’s going on in your city it constantly warns you of crimes,accidents,bomb threats terror attacks,or traffic,and homicides,robbery,and suicides take the front page
Worked in Chicago at O'Hare a long time ago. We got the contract for new floor covering in Houston. The local union would not let us actually do any labor. We could only supervise. The men knew what they were doing so we just went to the bar for a month. Collected a huge check....I love Chicago.
“You’re gonna end up on the citizen app tonight” is an unnecessary cold line Edit: why can’t my notifications be filled with videos recommended to me or something? Edit 2: and yet when I make an original joke…
Im Mexican, passed by Chicago in winter. I went to get groceries in a Walmart, came back to my hotel truck where i was sleeping at the time, some mf! stole my fkin blanket and my stereo. Felt just like latin America. Thx to the Chicago people making me feel at home.
it depends what part of chicago you grew up on but most of da shi is accurate from da homeless crackheads to shootings to da portillos😂 italian beef be smackin on bro
Where I live in California, there are some homeless that will go rob stores and people, brandishing their hypodermic needles as weapons (they claim they have hep-c or aids)
It's actually a thing, unfortunately. The most notorious organization that I've heard to do this was the "AIDS Family." I'll let you think about why they chose that name.
lmaoo I'll never forget one of the times I was walking and this dude walks past me going "c*ack, c*ke, c*ack, c*ke" 😂🤷🤦🤦🤦 I was like 15 lol it was a learning experience. Now I live a little bit outside Chicago in one of it's shitty suburbs and it's not much different lol
The 24/7 sirens in the background kills me 😂
I lived near downtown for a year and I got so used to sirens, I didn't even notice them in this video. Lmao.
Holy shit I didn’t even notice the first time around
But it's like this with the sirens. Not 24/7 but most of the time you'll hear sirens. Depending on which side you live on
Chicago ambience
I live in a small town between the two most dangerous cities in canada so I just thought that was a normal city thing
bro really walked into every single side-quest possible 💀
I can relate😭😭😭😭😭😭
Every side quest and random event
Side quests, merchants and enemies
Meeting factions/joining them 😅😂
Entering Markarth for the first time be like
"Man, not my crocs!" That sounded so genuine, line killed me
Him too.
That’s a whole gta server over there☠️☠️☠️
It's early fotage of gta 6, quite simple.
Ik a gta chicago would be badass
Straight out of Las Santos
GTA 7 Chicago fr
To be fair, the one trip I took to Chicago somebody stole the tires off my truck.
bro 😭😭
damnnb
He did not want you to leave his beautiful city, that's all 😂
Bro just wanted you to stay 😭
You snooze you lose
That homeless guy selflessly gave him free drugs wow so beautiful
Not the drugs. Just the addiction.
he gave him free aids ❤❤❤ how wholesome 🎉🎉😢😢
And probably HIV from the the needle. Sharing is caring.
It was most likely hep-c
Free drugs? Certainly not.
Contaminated needles taped behind gas station pump handles, car door handles and stuck inside of candy because they think it's hilarious? Definitely.
South side Italian beef brothers war with the boytown butt bandits go crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love this channel
Bro didn’t even make it down the alley💀
Accurate representation of what happens in 80 seconds of being in Chicago
460 likes no comments? I gotchu
That place sucks, every time I go it's a stereotype of a shit hole city. New York is pretty bad too.
Yeah
You not from Chicago
Ye you have never been to Chicago buddy don't even
Chicagos trash
As a person who has been to Chicago multiple times, I assure you that I am dead as I am speaking.
shut up, nobody can find out that gangs and antifa burned chicago down 2 years ago and we're all zombies pretending to be alive so we don't get tactical nuked by washington.
you’re not funn
@@nove7255 I’m not the one who thinks having a troll face pfp is funny, and also learn how to spell.
Ohhhhhhhhh
@@FlipFlop_OFC. Ever heard of a mistype lil bro? and i dont even care about the pfp its been there for 5 years
The portillos cap on the mobster lowkey goes crazy though
yeah it was cold
Bro idk why but I’m addicted to this video like it’s crack 💀
Bro really recorded his trip to Chicago and thought we wouldn’t notice
😂😂😂😂😂
so many npcs in this simulator
I thought this was a tour of DC
@@Glitchedlukenobody agrees with you buddy, it was actually a funny joke
Surprised you didn’t end your comment with” deserves an Oscar” . Sheep
Finally a shorts creator who KNOWS what POV actually means. I commend you, sir.
Anyone who doesn't know what pov means should just give up on life😂
Bro calm down
@@ducksinarow4739 these guys acting like they didn't learn about pov videos on the hub.
Bro everyone knows what it means
@@gtbxjay_yt older generations don't know such words, you're basically telling everyone's grandparents and old parents to kill themselves
"dont make it 18" is wild
Im so used to the sirens i didnt notice it was from my phone 😂😂😂
That escalated appropriately.
This has went from 0-100 in a respectable amount of time
Naw, this is LA
this situation has achieved the highest possible status in an acceptable and realistic length of time.
@@PuurksYT The progression of this predicament has transitioned gradually, spanning from an initially very mild state to a point of utmost severity, all within an entirely acceptable and meticulously accurate timeframe, demonstrating the precision of the unfolding events.
@zcqm The inclination of the events that heretofore transpired occurred in such a manner to be perceived as not unnaturally concise, and simultaneously in such a sense that would not be so longwinded as to be tiresome. Rather, such happenstance took place in a timely and orderly fashion that would in fact be reasonable to expect in one's everyday life, t'were of course such a scenario to unfurl before the aforementioned individual.
People are starting to understand what POV actually is and it makes me happy
Boo 🤑👎
RIGHT? i love it
Lou ratchet does some good ones too
Huh wdym
People know they just don't care
Bro couldn’t catch a break
So as someone who has never went to chicago, it just seems like real life grand theft auto
Thats because it is
As someone who has lived in Chicago all my life, it’s irl gta, the 7th one is probably gonna be set in the south side, almost certainly going to feature an o-block gang shootout
It can be just don't go looking for trouble or end up on the wrong block ....
“YOURE GONNA END UP THE CITIZEN APP HOMIE” 💀 got me DEAD.
Got him dead too💀
@@oldchannel6736exactly💀
Literally
Him too
Lol I ruined 666 likes
This is the most realistic representation of Chicago I’ve ever seen.
As someone who lives in Chicago the most unrealistic thing was that the mobster had a business card
this is obviously staged every1 is white
The fits were spot on tho
It really really is
This is soooo true
Tbh when I went to Chicago this is almost exactly what I saw
Plot twist: this is actually what Chicago is like
Don’t let them lie to you. It’s EXACTLY like this. (Edit for new people seeing this. Hi, my name is Hunter. Let everyone know.)
To be fair, it's like this, but with a Chicago accent.
😂😂😂 what’s the accent
@@Rave.1207 What’s Chicago?
No its not. I live here and it's not anywhere near as bad as people say. I saw more action on the west coast.
@Rave.1207 my wife is from Chicago yall def have an accent. Her whole family does😂😂
The mafia guy was probably the nicest one out of them all besides that dealer offering him weapons. You gotta stay strapped.
In chicago?
One of the most antigun cities in one of the most antigun states?
You get caught with a gun, and it's an instant felony.
Just don't live in chicago. There are MUCH better places to be homeless. Better to be homeless in the south than to be in the chicago cold, with people's trash raining down on you from the bridge above.
He ain't even putting a price on em. Could be free. Maybe even cheap
The Portillos hat sealed the fit too
I know man I was literally thinking to my self at the end “shouda joined the gang.. shoulda joined the gang..”
the nicest guy was the one who shot 17 ppl but spared him
This reminds me of the scene from home alone New York where Kevin is lost and gets scared lol
As someone who has seen "Shameless (US)", I can confirm this is basically a summary of most characters in the series
"You're gonna end up on the citizen app tonight homie" was a cold ass line
Felt like I was watching an intro to a new fallout game
What's citizen app?
@@gamechaser94Shit I looked it up. It is an app that shows up real 911 alerts in your area. As in “Dead body gsw.”
@@gamechaser94they tell you was happenin inna city, they report shooting and stabbing and shit nearby
@@skodekuif fallout new Vegas was in Chicago
I was in chicago for 6 hours, and it was EXACTLY like this. I've never seen a more accurate video
A whole 6 hours, wow. You are an expert now.
@@fictitiousnightmares He survived a whole 6 hours, give the man some respect
@@azearaazymoto461For real
You got shot?
Try 27 years lol
Imagine the other guy said "thats not ketchup its hot sauce"
Changes the whole situation.
This editing makes me feel like I’m in a dream bro 💀
As a natural born Chicago person this is lore accurate
Real
Wat 💀
Fr
loving the limbo profile pic btw
Go back where ya came Chicagonian and stay there
That mafia guy was more 1978 private investigator than a Chicago resident
Was he wearing a portillos hat? 😂
why’s he wearing rubber shoes in a suit 💀😭
check out chicago in the 20's-60's my G
I can confirm as a Chicago resident I do that to any local people passing by with ketchup on their hotdog don’t do it
Southside bby haha no ketchup my boy
“Is this Chicago or Detroit?”
_”What’s the difference?”_
As a Chicago resident I can confirm you do not wanna be out at night
As a notice to anyone else that reads this comment: that is not normal for the rest of the world.
@@An_Attemptit is normal for people in south america
@@ian7897 That's because they don't have 1st world social order because their governments are ineffective and corrupt. Like Chicago.
I don't need to live there to know I don't even want to fly over Chicago. Let alone stop there.
Definitely don't want to be walking down ally ways alone day or night.
"What the hell is that guy wearing"
Bro disrespected the drip 💀
He disrespected the 1980,s mafia man
@@multifan_productionsNo man, that's the 1920s drip
Peaky blinders looking ahh dude
It’s funny because people still think the “mob” is in Chicago, well. White people like to think that.
"don't make it 18"nah💀💀💀
Ngl I live so close to Chicago and this kinda is how it is
"your gomna be on the citizen app tonight homie" cold asf
Nah da
tf the citizens app
@@specializededucationit tells you about crime reports in the area. You can also go live and record events yourself for others to see. It's like the social media version of crime watching.
@@specializededucationfr
Me near by in a close by metro city i fear this exact thing! to i make too many 911 calls so i actually end up on the citizen app! i hate it.
bro just experienced more in 1 minute than I have in my entire lifetime
Go to Chicago and you'll understand
🗿💀
idk if that’s sad or not. seems boring but also just safe and normal. but at the same time i’m from the south side of chicago 👎
This is my city no joke
"You're gonna end up on the citizens app tonight homie" 😂
That “you’re gonna end up on the citizen app tn homie” bar went so hard
How bumping into every npc in a game at the same time be like
Literally watchdogs
First time walking into a city in a Bethesda game be like
FO4 diamond city be like:
“ Southside Italian Beef Brothers” I’m dead 💀😭
True
Vs boysTown butt bandits
As a member of the Boystown Butt Bandits, you will be 😂
@@arf3433 the Italian beef brothers will not lose to you 😤
I’m afraid to like this comment. The likes are at 666 😲
Bro has more cutaways than family guy😲
Bro the punch made me flinch💀💀💀
I've never seen a more accurate description of Chicago before.
This is just the hood the city is beautiful
Aside from a few muggings on michigan.
Sounds like a legit war zone on the weekends
@@chuy7934Dude the whole state is the hood
@chuy7934 na, don't play that, traveled the entire state of California and it's all trashed from democratic policies lol. So is Chicago and Seattle.
This is the nicest part of all of Chicago and the surrounding area
I can confirm. I'm the hot dog in the trash. A kind raccoon ate me, currently digesting me.
@@misterreeyo, sorry, was kinda hungry.
@@-undesirable-you really don't have to apologize, it feels good.
and don't ask how I know.
@@Wolf-tk6dk oh! look up! its the joke flying over your head!
@@Wolf-tk6dk dawg. it was never that serious.
I like how things keeps escalating
😂 this shi has me fucking rolling bro nah, Your an amazing content creator man keep it up🙏
"you're gonna end up on the citizen app" is a great threat
It was a little dark
Same pfp lmao
What is the citizen app?
@@TheDarkFalconoh basically think of it as basically people helping 911 tell people whats going on around them
🦫
The fact theres still cops to be blaring sirens means this is one of the better parts of the city
💀
In NOLA, it means you’re not in the city 😅
@@HappyGuy-cn9poMan, New Orleans and Kansas City the only two cities that need to put the state after, _on an abbreviation..._ and there are two KC's, so...what's New Orleans' excuse? Lol
@@jordaneggerman4734 “NOLA” just sounds better than “NO”.😁
@@HappyGuy-cn9po lol fair
This opening cutscene to the new Fallout is prime!
Yeah this is exactly it. Happened to me last Tuesday.
Fun Fact: If you take someone's hotdog in Chicago, make sure its a sunny day. Because that will be the last thing you see.
its always sunny in philadelphia
Why though
The person you stole it from.... is mostlikely armed.
@@shadzsee223...because they will most likely respond with aggressive physical action resulting in severe injury and/or death
@@shadzsee223u ded
"You gon end up on the citizens app homie" 💀💀💀
I was looking for this for a minute lmfao
This comment was top tier!!! Seriously 😂😂😂
What's the citizen app?
@@tokagekithe citizen app is a app that delivers instant and constant notifications about the area around you or if your a Chicagoan like me what’s going on in your city it constantly warns you of crimes,accidents,bomb threats terror attacks,or traffic,and homicides,robbery,and suicides take the front page
@@tokagekilook it up lol
Down in Chicago swag like Chicago
I’ve never seen a more accurate short
With the “BOYS TOWN BUTT BANDITS” 💀
Also known as Epstein's clients.
boys town is a real place, chicago is turning into a dump, only thing missing from the video is all the people smoking pot since it was legalized
Dat had me dying😂😂😂
Boston
W-why'd they call them that?
Bro the citizen app joke was mad 💀💀
Citizen app: give us money for the app to be remotely useful
relatable
@@MrDoverfielddude fr
I knew my area was horrible I had to delete that shit after realizing how much crime actually goes on. I was just downright disappointed 😂
@The_Beyond0 dude I though my area was fine till I saw that there's like 5 sex offenders within a 2 mile radias
The homeless people part is true, I’m in Chicago rn and it’s crazy dude
Bro walked into every side quest imaginable 💀
When I was in Chicago a homeless man popped my tires and put a dead cat in the bed of my truck.
Not as bad, but homeless dude in Philly asked for money i said na bro i dont got any cash on me. motherfucker said i take cash app😂
@@origintrackz5235 Whatever works 😂
I guess it was worth a shot😂😂🤷♂@@BearlyTired
@@origintrackz5235 Guess so lol
I had a dude dressed in a clown suit, rushed into my car when i stopped at a stop sign and took my fried chicken. Chicago is messed up dude
Last guy really pulled out the "it was all rigged from the start"
"Ring-a-ding-ding"
He just had an 18 karat run of bad luck that's all
Lmaoo Fr mans got couried sixed
I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle
Jingle jangle
@@jakestan1185as I go riding merrily along
Hahahah, he had me at "Boystown Butt Bandits" XD
“And when I’m back in Chicago, I feel it” 💀
Being a Chicagoan, I can confirm this is a normal Tuesday
True! I'm also a chicagoin
Same fr
Yeah, this just happened to me the other day
I can also confirm that this would happen in Chicago sometimes😂
What a cess pit of a city
Bro is so good at acting he felt like completely different people
If you’re mentally challenged maybe
@@justinjames2436considering you used “your” instead of you’re* I think you’re there with him buckaroo
@@justinjames2436 kys
@@justinjames2436your grammar doesn't make you look any better than him
It’s a psychological things with the clothes and acting of each character, it’s pretty common.
Reminds me of the last time I went to C2E2.
This is a biblically accurate representation of Chicago.
The gangster giving out side quests is what got me 😂
bro came in like a planned event at level 15 😭😭
This aint funny. I roll with the Boystown Butt Bandits.
Level 1 crook vs level 99999 mafia boss
I have lived in Chicago my whole life and the hot dog getting thrown away since it wasn’t a Chicago style hot dog has happened to me 3 times
Omg lol
Don’t make it four. Learn ya lesson! 😂
@Gremlin-jv3wj I’m guessing you’ve been through the pain of having garbage sports teams like I did
Cap
@@Cumflavoredredbull what does hot dog have to do with hats?
"come on dude not my crocs" **gets shot in the face**
I thought it was real until it paused 😭😭
“You gone end up on the citizens app tonight boa” is crazy🤣😭
That one got me ngl
@@daniellechuga7654 better you don't know
Bro u got 420 likes🤙
Homie
Never heard of jt
Blud didn’t even make it out the alley💀💀💀
He didn't even make it past 4 addresses
such a bad player he should have leveled up his speech
Lmaooo 😂
I bet he wishes he had bought that AR-16
If only the word "wasted" would have appeared above his head at the end 🤣 I swear GTA VII is going to be in Chicago
Bro put footage of Chicago and thought we wouldn’t notice
Shameless be like:
"the boys town butt bandits" 💀
Ya see?
Southside Italian Beef Brothers
Can I join two gangs?
Thinkaboutit
@@assmane999riiight
Worked in Chicago at O'Hare a long time ago. We got the contract for new floor covering in Houston. The local union would not let us actually do any labor. We could only supervise. The men knew what they were doing so we just went to the bar for a month. Collected a huge check....I love Chicago.
lol. I’m from Chicago, this is exactly how it is
“You’re gonna end up on the citizen app tonight” is an unnecessary cold line
Edit: why can’t my notifications be filled with videos recommended to me or something?
Edit 2: and yet when I make an original joke…
"Homie"
That’s what I’m sayin like that shit hard 😂
I swear😂😂
That had me rolling 🤣🤣
🥶🥶
Bro has 60 quests active at once.
And no surprise, failed them all.
As some who has lived in Chicago I can say that this is completely accurate
Fun fact, this is in fact exactly what Chicago is like.
Im Mexican, passed by Chicago in winter. I went to get groceries in a Walmart, came back to my hotel truck where i was sleeping at the time, some mf! stole my fkin blanket and my stereo. Felt just like latin America. Thx to the Chicago people making me feel at home.
I must’ve not been where all the stuff was cause I never saw a Walmart there, I think I was just too close to the city parts
There's no best feeling like feeling in Latin America when you go to the USA
Born and raised. Lived all over including Cicero and Humboldt Park. I don't miss it.
💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Tbf, Chicago is only 1 letter away from Chicano
I have lived in Chicago, and this is actually accurate 💀
This isn’t how it’s like at all buddy
it depends what part of chicago you grew up on but most of da shi is accurate from da homeless crackheads to shootings to da portillos😂 italian beef be smackin on bro
I lived there for 6 years and never saw anything here accept beggars and sirens. I did almost never go out at dark so that could be why
I remember as a kid growing up in the 2010s. This is exactly what I pictured Chicago like.
@@ivanayoshi7161yes it is, it depends in which part of the city you live in but mostly it is like this
I can agree all of this happens in Chicago just 10x as much
the citizen app is crazy! some of the shit I see on that app in LA is wild...
Nice to see Chicago has gotten better!
Better than 1929
I mean every year a 23 increase
Underrated comment
😂😂😂Best comment EVER!
All thanks to the Fully capable,Definetly not demented or communist president Joe Biden!
The homeless man hittin u wit the crack has me weak, but is also unlocked a new fear💀😭😂
Where I live in California, there are some homeless that will go rob stores and people, brandishing their hypodermic needles as weapons (they claim they have hep-c or aids)
It's actually a thing, unfortunately. The most notorious organization that I've heard to do this was the "AIDS Family." I'll let you think about why they chose that name.
@@ShinyGundamZero howd they not get their entire face kicked in after the first time
@@skunkyslwwper2283yeah for real I'd beat the shit out of someone for injecting me with something
Look up Bryan Cranstons death scene in the movie Drive
THATS the real fear for that move
I’ve never been but as a New Yorker this is the exact same experience
I live in the suburbs of Chicago and when I visit I always get the creeps
This is the most accurate depiction of Chicago I ever seen in a short 😂
you never been to chicago
@@michalsakaluk637 npc energy
@@michalsakaluk637you haven’t either by the sound of it keep in mind not too long ago Chicago was the center of all crime lords and shady businesses
@@Rey_raY99 you never been to Chicago energy
@@michalsakaluk637 Average Chicago Cope
Most accurate Chicago video ever
Chiraq*
@@MrHiyou52E
When I went to Chicago it was so fun and not what I expected ❤❤❤❤❤
"and when I'm back in chicago, im feelin"
Alternate title: how Chicago really is
For real. My sister has lived there for about 15 years (in the city). This isn't too far from the truth.
lmaoo I'll never forget one of the times I was walking and this dude walks past me going "c*ack, c*ke, c*ack, c*ke" 😂🤷🤦🤦🤦 I was like 15 lol it was a learning experience. Now I live a little bit outside Chicago in one of it's shitty suburbs and it's not much different lol
@@LC-bc2gbThat’s every hood, no matter what your age is😭
Nah that's Ohio
@@kupo8701because she lives in downtown 😂😂😂