Behold, the NEW New Testament - I Am Jesus Gameplay

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @twinkieman237
    @twinkieman237 Год назад +719

    It’s always a GOOD FRIDAY when Elyse plays a new character

    • @ZachAttacksTech
      @ZachAttacksTech Год назад +2

      I see what you did there 😂

    • @rileysimmons9886
      @rileysimmons9886 Год назад +2

      Beautiful comment

    • @kiidampuller97
      @kiidampuller97 Год назад +6

      Elyse isn’t in this video, it’s Jon, Jacob, Ryan and Pontius

    • @seanstump8665
      @seanstump8665 Год назад +1

      OMH. I didn't even connect the two. I love the off the rails videos when they make each other cry.

    • @xaviermoreau-raymond9269
      @xaviermoreau-raymond9269 Год назад +2

      Her characters are always great

  • @carsonpecot1114
    @carsonpecot1114 Год назад +451

    The Lord has truly blessed us this Friday with another Mustached Elyse character.

  • @lewispugh9227
    @lewispugh9227 Год назад +293

    Nazcar has to be one of the greatest funhaus jokes of all time

    • @AbsoluteGarry
      @AbsoluteGarry Год назад +3

      We need NAZCAR merch

    • @ktp01
      @ktp01 Месяц назад

      nazcar is the same forwards and backwards dont u know

  • @BobsonDuggnutt
    @BobsonDuggnutt Год назад +146

    This is a very specific, nerdy, and dumb coincidence, but people (particularly Jews) from Jesus' time in the 1st century CE actually viewed people from Jerusalem in a similar way that we look at hicks and rural southerners today. Elyse saying, "Back where I come from, JERUSALEM" in a heavy southern accent is a joke a 1st century Jew would make.

  • @Macedonia914
    @Macedonia914 Год назад +163

    This is one of the best characters Elyse has ever done. The chemistry between everyone in this video was amazing.

    • @Cajek2
      @Cajek2 Год назад +6

      CHARACTERS? That there's Pontius Pilate. He and I went to high school together

  • @Shaniq307
    @Shaniq307 Год назад +214

    I'm a simple man, I see Elyse in a moustache and I click the video. Life is good.

    • @Beastmode-hk3fj
      @Beastmode-hk3fj Год назад +2

      You are simple. For using a decade old meme and for liking chicks with moustaches.

    • @Shaniq307
      @Shaniq307 Год назад +6

      @@Beastmode-hk3fj Well I'm far past a decade old so it checks out.

    • @AB-ee5tb
      @AB-ee5tb Год назад +2

      @@Beastmode-hk3fj someone’s angry about fake mustaches 😢

  • @Edgemaster72
    @Edgemaster72 Год назад +80

    Everyone remembers Jesus's classic catchphrase, "Pranked ya!"

    • @canyouplease
      @canyouplease Год назад +2

      And on the 3rd day, Jesus rose and said "sniped ya"

    • @DjDolHaus86
      @DjDolHaus86 Год назад +2

      The new testament is just a collection of misunderstood pranks because humour wasn't invented until 1873

  • @mikelaurence1304
    @mikelaurence1304 Год назад +50

    "I guess, I don't really know much about...me." You are an absolute treasure Elyse.

  • @americonartist
    @americonartist Год назад +265

    Elyse is one of the greatest comedians of our generation!

  • @jonathanflores6876
    @jonathanflores6876 Год назад +25

    If only James were there, we would have heard that cool story again of how Jesus raged at the market and flipped all those tables

  • @tramethozeine
    @tramethozeine Год назад +44

    12:01 had me in tears. "That fucking guy man"

  • @whitedarkness11756
    @whitedarkness11756 Год назад +14

    "I don't know a lot about me." Had me dying laughing. I'm still chuckling. Elyse is truly a master of her craft. Love it.

  • @PrezPoet
    @PrezPoet Год назад +46

    Elyse always immerses herself in the roles. A true master of the acting craft.

    • @knekt6874
      @knekt6874 Год назад +2

      "I dont know alot about me"

  • @davidblackfyre6676
    @davidblackfyre6676 Год назад +40

    I'm glad Elyse can put her fake moustache collection to good use.

  • @pimllama1
    @pimllama1 Год назад +67

    Elyse never fails to amaze in a costume. this is peak content!

  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar Год назад +44

    Fun fact: NASCAR spelled backwards is NASCAR

    • @Lagera88
      @Lagera88 Год назад +3

      holy shit, you’re right 😮😮😮😮

    • @wolversheen
      @wolversheen Год назад +6

      Waiiit... I thought NASCAR spelled backwards was RACECAR

    • @Lagera88
      @Lagera88 Год назад +1

      holy shit, you’re right 😮😮😮😮

  • @BrilliantBenGaming
    @BrilliantBenGaming Год назад +15

    I imagine ponch getting pulled over driving and holding a beer trying to explain that his pal turns it into water

  • @SomeDumbKid1
    @SomeDumbKid1 Год назад +14

    Elyse with a mustache is my favorite genre of FH video

  • @EdwardStumpp_Music
    @EdwardStumpp_Music Год назад +44

    Elyse absolutely killed it in this! XD

  • @galmannmedbart
    @galmannmedbart Год назад +46

    Jesus Chist, Elyse killed in this one I was crying laughing :D

  • @Jay_wrong
    @Jay_wrong Год назад +11

    You know I'm always going to smash that thumbnail at the speed of light when I see a mustache character played by elyse. This is the good friday content I subscribe for

  • @striumvar
    @striumvar Год назад +18

    Once upon a time Elyse was worried that funhaus resorted to gimmick gameplays and here we are 😂

  • @travisandrews6361
    @travisandrews6361 Год назад +27

    The master of disguise nailing it again!

  • @jazovideo
    @jazovideo Год назад +1

    The amount Pontch tickled Jacob and Ryan toward the end of this video is pure heartwarming gold.

  • @CloudedPeach
    @CloudedPeach Год назад +3

    The last 8 years of Funhaus content are just all past and current FH employees realizing that Elyse is the funniest person on the planet.

  • @JMO04091
    @JMO04091 Год назад +18

    I'm in tears, Elyse you're the fucking best

  • @FrightShark
    @FrightShark Год назад +6

    The Andre the Giant joke killed me

  • @jesspruss8768
    @jesspruss8768 Год назад +2

    Funhaus never fails to not only make me laugh, but also to teach me new information about the Bibluh that i had no idea about

  • @abdaniel487
    @abdaniel487 Год назад +5

    I know Elyse had to stretch this character because she doesn't know much about Pontius Pilate, but holy cow this was hilarious. The bread crumbs and the pie eating competitions were gold.

  • @Glxdiatorr
    @Glxdiatorr Год назад +1

    Such a seemless pefectly crafted character from elyse omg

  • @profxlo0
    @profxlo0 Год назад +4

    "I guess I don't know too much about me"
    Pontious Pilate, The Bible

  • @DeansLists
    @DeansLists Год назад +3

    Part 2 should have James as Jesus being best buds with Pontius like old times

  • @Wylde_Kyle
    @Wylde_Kyle Год назад +5

    Elyse is the greatest! She completely becomes every character and every time it’s fantastic

  • @FairuzaMNasir
    @FairuzaMNasir Год назад +1

    Pontius 'Elyse' Pilate: "I guess?! I don't know much about me!"
    #icanrelate 😅

  • @sometimesfunny681
    @sometimesfunny681 Год назад +2

    This is why I come to funhaus, best Elyse performance ever, not sure where she ended and he started

  • @kalynaq7720
    @kalynaq7720 Год назад

    lord a'mighty, i love this. when the concept grows legs and wanders around, when the basic nature of the gag is like an animal waiting to be named...

  • @pinoytrash
    @pinoytrash Год назад +1

    the rooster teeth watermark over the pontius and jesus edit at the end makes it so much better

  • @niko_217
    @niko_217 Год назад +1

    Him damn, it's been a while since I've audibly laughed at a Funhaus video so often and so loud as this. Bless your heart, Elyse. You truly are the greatest Funhauser ever.

  • @Ramonatho
    @Ramonatho Год назад +2

    Ryan referring to himself as a young adult even after he put out his Young American video is a good laugh.

  • @jphoffmann9687
    @jphoffmann9687 Год назад +2

    I love how everyone realizes it is NAZCAR & not NASCAR at the same time.

  • @procastination_is_my_passi4182
    @procastination_is_my_passi4182 Год назад +1

    As soon as I saw Elyse with a fake mustache on the thumbnail, I knew it was gonna be an automatic funhaus classic

  • @_Marsh
    @_Marsh Год назад +3

    The laughter in the background after 6:39 was killing me

  • @zach4856
    @zach4856 Год назад +1

    Shout out to Ryan and that sick negative approach shirt

  • @thatotherguy4245
    @thatotherguy4245 Год назад +1

    Elyse's range is amazing. Sorry, I mean Pontius.

  • @avatardecadewho
    @avatardecadewho Год назад +1

    The idea of Jesus being a failed carpenter and turning to being a charlatan is a movie I want to see.
    Also, Jesus, not wrecking stuff in the market is a once again missed opportunity.

  • @KaosKas
    @KaosKas Год назад +2

    Also, can we PLEASE get another Barbie & Ken video for when the Barbie Movie comes out???? I loved those characters and think it’s a perfect excuse to bring them back for another video!!!! 💁‍♀️💕💁‍♂️

  • @markafranklin22
    @markafranklin22 Год назад +1

    Elyse and her infinite collection of mustaches

  • @drakeusmaximus2459
    @drakeusmaximus2459 Год назад +2

    Ponch literally went through a public ceremony to show he wants nothing to do with killing Jesus and people say he did it. Feels bad.

  • @CopperNickus
    @CopperNickus Год назад +2

    As soon as this started I thought "She should have been Judas" but as it went on I am so happy that I was wrong.

  • @delicateghoul
    @delicateghoul Год назад +1

    The most sacrilegious thing about this video: when Jesus was at the market James didn't burst in and flip some tables. Inaccurate and offensive

  • @NukeItGood
    @NukeItGood Месяц назад

    "Him, damnit" maybe the best joke in all of Funhaus history

  • @morlacciconstruction711
    @morlacciconstruction711 Год назад +1

    Elyse I don't think you've said, but because of the "I deserve to burn in hell" line, you're an honorary Catholic to me. You got the Catholic guilt down pat

  • @TheOurtubes
    @TheOurtubes Год назад +1

    Ponch's intimate biblah knowledge is humbling.

  • @Cerberusx32
    @Cerberusx32 Год назад +1

    "Run! Go tell them Roman's!"

  • @MatataMcCleskey
    @MatataMcCleskey Год назад

    This has the most curse words by Elyse in a video I've ever seen. When a person sparingly uses them it's more impactful.

  • @ironpatriot-no6lt
    @ironpatriot-no6lt Год назад +18

    Elyse is a national treasure. Keep up the great work and stay safe everyone.

  • @JeskidoYT
    @JeskidoYT Год назад +2

    i LOVE ryan actually knowing the lore of an actual game for once!! nazcar!!

  • @jphoffmann9687
    @jphoffmann9687 Год назад

    Ryan's flubbing of the "lamb of god joke" is just perfect.

  • @thejason755
    @thejason755 Год назад +5

    It’s almost like the got the real biblical Pontious Pilate.

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 Год назад

      IT’S A GOOD FRIDAY MIRACLE

  • @jasonhunter2819
    @jasonhunter2819 Год назад

    'I don't know a lot about me' is maybe one of the funniest goddam things I've heard

  • @Schild4823
    @Schild4823 Год назад +1

    Good job, Elyse! I love your characters so much. I'm from the south and seeing you roll pilot = hysterical.

  • @withonforafteratbyin
    @withonforafteratbyin Год назад +2

    Ryan rocking the Negative Approach shirt!

  • @Fireballdestroyer124
    @Fireballdestroyer124 Год назад

    I was already dying of laughter but that Nazcar clarification killed me

  • @4444randomness
    @4444randomness Год назад

    I’m always glad when a funhaus video comes out and my first thought is ‘my mom can never see this’ 😂

  • @weirdkd54
    @weirdkd54 Год назад +1

    Love when the boys get together for a video

  • @ezool18
    @ezool18 Год назад

    elyse really nailed this pontius character, the lines between the two blurred

  • @Mannie_64
    @Mannie_64 Год назад +4

    bestt character so far from elise, you're even give Ryan a run for his money for the red state guy at the office.

  • @Rinji3
    @Rinji3 Год назад +2

    Another perfect character for Elise. Love it!!

  • @DarthStoogie6661
    @DarthStoogie6661 Год назад +1

    Put a mustache on Elyse and you got me every time

  • @veylun
    @veylun Год назад

    "Did Mary have a little lamb?" 😂😂😂

  • @hjelsethak
    @hjelsethak Год назад

    "Jroosalum" -Ponch Pieplate
    😂😂😂

  • @LukeLollearis
    @LukeLollearis Год назад +2

    I feel like Ryan is baked as hell

  • @Flashjackmak
    @Flashjackmak Год назад

    Elyse + moustache = a timeless classic of a character

  • @ColinFilm
    @ColinFilm Год назад +11

    This was a Him damn good video! 😇

  • @undeadjams
    @undeadjams Год назад

    I've always said; Jesus wasn't hung, but he did get nailed a lot.

  • @jacobsarvis
    @jacobsarvis Год назад +6

    One correction: according to Catholics the immaculate conception refers to the sinless nature and birth of Mary.

    • @allenfenwick6257
      @allenfenwick6257 Год назад

      One more correction; this is a comedy channel not a history of religion.

    • @jacobsarvis
      @jacobsarvis Год назад

      @@allenfenwick6257 Then why use the phrase Immaculate Conception in the video? Virgin birth or more generic language should suffice.

  • @watumutiz
    @watumutiz Год назад

    I see Elyse in a mustache & wig & I click immediately! Ponch did not disappoint 😂😂😂😂.

  • @kiidampuller97
    @kiidampuller97 Год назад +1

    Pontius has some nerve to call himself a friend of Jesus

  • @Dan-Simms
    @Dan-Simms Год назад +1

    Oh shit Jesus can do a hadouken? Dude was way cooler than I thought.

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 Год назад

    this might be one of Elyse's greatest comedic works

  • @TheLuckyshoe
    @TheLuckyshoe Год назад +1

    Elyse is an absolute treasure.

  • @Juurrgg
    @Juurrgg Год назад +1

    Yay! I've been wondering where Jon's been since I haven't seen him in a Funhaus video for a while

  • @knickknack675
    @knickknack675 Год назад +1

    I thought Elyse said “I love Danny brown” at first I was like wait waht 😂

  • @akbmfm
    @akbmfm Год назад

    Elyse is the master of wearing you down until you can't help but laugh.

  • @Vexe
    @Vexe Год назад +4

    God I love the character gameplays

  • @allocat5867
    @allocat5867 Год назад +3

    Nice, some Jon gameplay!

  • @Max-vr2po
    @Max-vr2po Год назад

    "I don't know too much about me" - Pontius Pilate

  • @sgtmajor5700
    @sgtmajor5700 Год назад

    The elementery school classes were full of kids named Mary, John, and Joesph.

  • @exitmusic_2755
    @exitmusic_2755 Год назад

    "Jesus made me eat straw at the nazareth county fair" needs to be a tee shirt ASAP

  • @CausticLemons7
    @CausticLemons7 Год назад

    "I don't know a lot about myself" lmao

  • @whibbz
    @whibbz Год назад +1

    This is so good. NAZcar got me. Bravo.

  • @BittaSweetJP
    @BittaSweetJP Год назад +1

    This was a treasure. Pretty good clean fun surprisingly with Ryan lol

  • @Phillup3
    @Phillup3 Год назад

    Jon just riding the gameplay on being in the front of the vid just vibing

  • @CrackedDota
    @CrackedDota Год назад +1

    HOLY SHIT, mustache Elyse is at it again. Amazing video

  • @Elliewahh
    @Elliewahh Год назад +2

    another bold character choise by elyse u love to see it

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays Год назад +1

    So, what I got from this is 2 things.
    1. Christianity is based on Mary lying about having an affair.
    2. Jesus is canonical in the Ryverse

  • @ViperStrike
    @ViperStrike Год назад +2

    Where is Bruce & Lawrence?

  • @vincentriojas1336
    @vincentriojas1336 Год назад +1

    Elyse in a mustache.... another banger

  • @captainbishop
    @captainbishop Год назад +1

    Ryan with the Negative Approach shirt, nice

  • @WonderfulAircraft
    @WonderfulAircraft Год назад

    Didn't even read the title. Just saw Elyse in a costume and clicked immediately 😄