i dont really have a joke for this one, but i do ask for everyone to remember how the poles didnt immidiately surrender or flee, they’re soldiers fought valiently in defending multiple areas, and so, they deserve rememberance.
“Sink the Bismarck” but your watching the HMS Hood explode or “Sink the Bismarck” but your on the Bismarck and the ship is constantly being shelled by the British
@@Lukania sink the Bismarck but your a tiny pissed off little Polish ship and your laying into her with everything from your main guns to your AA to your search lights !
@@Str4ppzz More like 6 weeks in regular war. And after that for a much more years (ever heard of Polish Armed Forces in France and then Britain, or Polish Army on eastern front?), last anti-communist soldier was killed in 1963.
Lengyel, magyar - két jó barát, Együtt harcol s issza borát, Vitéz s bátor mindkettője, Áldás szálljon mindkettőre. Polak, Węgier - dwa bratanki, i do szabli, i do szklanki, oba zuchy, oba żwawi, niech im Pan Bóg błogosławi. Long live to Poland and Hungary!
In 1939 Poland lasted longer against two superpowers than France against one. In the battle for Wizna 700 soldiers held off for 3 days against Heinz Guderian's army numbering 42 000. During the Second World War Poland lost 22.2% of population, which is the highest percentage among all nations. Warsaw was literally wiped off the face of the earth by German sappers after the fall of the Warsaw Uprising, where in addition to 25 000 Home Army soldiers killed in action, 200 000 civilians, mostly women and children were raped and murdered in all brutal ways by raging German and Ukrainian SS divisions. If you were Polish soldier/partisan who fought Germans in the years 1939-1944, you were most likely to be executed afterwards by Soviets who considered pro-West Polish underground as the enemy. The last soldier of the Polish underground, Seargant Józef Franczak was shot in raid by Soviet secret service in 1963, almost 20 years after the end of the war. this is just a small episode in 1000-years of Polish history
for those that don't know, the melody at end during the "Polands last Message" is our national anthem. watching this video was different than other edits on your channel. I don't know how to describe it. It's really great job you're doing with those. Can't wait for more.
I love this man, huge respect to you. I am especially grateful for the addition of the "last message" from radio. If I were ask you for a new video, it would be this: Epitafium dla Majora Ognia but you're Polish partisan surrounded by soviets in the mountains
-Palästinalied, but Saladin's forces have you surrounded at the horns of Hattin. -Rolandskvadet, but Heathens are ambushing the Rearguard. -Tapere Landsoldat, but the Prussians are assaulting Dybbol -Red sun in the Sky, but it's actually American close air support. (Korean War) -Wha’ll be King but Cherlie?, and you're charging at Cumberlands forces at Culloden.
HELL YES! I ASKED FOR THIS AND YOU DELIVERED! What a guy! The sacrifices that the Poles made during the Uprising is never talked about enough! Thank you so much!
as an american that had our country craved from people’s wants of life, liberty, and equal rights i have a *massive* amount of respect for the poles and the polish state. Niech źyje Polaka!!
@christian thompson thank you Allie, but actually if you want to write "Long Life To Poland" it should be written "Niech żyje Polska" not Polaka. Maybe that was only a small mistake, have a nice day! Miłego dnia!
I just re enacted the fall of Poland on call of war, I held firm for four days, At 11:37 Wednesday morning German troops entered Warsaw, I sent out the last message and made some people recognize what I did, POLAND HAS NOT YET PERISHED! LONG LIVE FOR POLSKA!
"Poland is not yet lost." F-ing respect to the Poles. These mfers fought with all they had, never gave up, and even managed to steal panthers from the Germans. Much respect, lest we forget.
pls do this is the place (naive melody) by talking heads, but your shelling Argentine positions in the Falklands. I know it sounds oddly specific but a melancholic new-wave warzone atmosphere would be spine tingling.
"Hej Sokoly" or "the cossacks song" but you're the Last Cossack to survive a Red army ambush during the Russian civil war, Circa: 1920 AD. Idea from Historical_Facts
Some suggestions: Мгновения (‘Moments’) but you are onboard the B-59 and depth charges were fired "Danger Zone" but you are an F-16 pilot and a SAM locks onto you during Desert Storm
Keep you rifle by your side but your attempting to fight off the BLM fed backed riot from reaching your town's hospital with nothing but your grandpa's world war 1 belt fed water cooled machine gun.
“I don’t want to set the world on fire” but you’ve just cleared out a Japanese pillbox with a flamethrower
I hope this one gets made
Or your in a soviet sub and you have just been ordered to fire the first nuclear strike
@@sanguiniusonvacation1803 My guy Vasili Arkhipov
but your bomber is flying over Dresden
@@HyperEwok1 or the Doolittle raid
i dont really have a joke for this one, but i do ask for everyone to remember how the poles didnt immidiately surrender or flee, they’re soldiers fought valiently in defending multiple areas, and so, they deserve rememberance.
Longer than French too!
With less than a half of power French army had
They fought for zionism and bankers. Nothing to be proud of.
@@kevinkirby4305 most poles were catholic
@@kevinkirby4305 they fought not because Jews were Zionist or a rich bankers. It because they're poles as well.
@@kevinkirby4305 which country ended up with an astronomically High migrant population? Thats what i thought germanistan.
“Beyond The Sea” but the Arizona just burst into flames as you run for an AA position
Or alternatively, youre trapped below deck in a sealed room with your crewmates waiting for rescue, and the walls are beginning to give in to pressure
@@aregularinternetuser339 the Oklahoma capsized yes?
this is so good
Finally polish vibes, i waited a long time for them. Thanks for vid!
Nie ma za co!
Dzięki! U polish or just vibin?
@@rubik6142 Jestem Szwedem, ale Polska jest mi bliska
@@jrmungandr Jesteś zajebista wtakim raże
@@jrmungandr no nie spodziewałem się tego
“Sink the Bismarck” but your watching the HMS Hood explode
or
“Sink the Bismarck” but your on the Bismarck and the ship is constantly being shelled by the British
I'd rather hear all nine of the hms Rodney's 16 in guns go to work on the Bismarck
yeah that’s a good idea
Sink the Bismarck but your AA gun can't aim low enough to clip those Swordfish pilots.
@@Lukania sink the Bismarck but your a tiny pissed off little Polish ship and your laying into her with everything from your main guns to your AA to your search lights !
“Johny Reb” but you leave Richmond and South will never rise again.
2nd Attempt
"Hej Sokoly" but you're the Last Cossack to survive a Red army ambush during the Russian civil war, Circa: 1920 AD.
Isn't it a wrong date tho? In 1925, civil war was gone, just like Imperial Russia.
You were correct my friend, thanks for the heads up.
@@historical_facts1264 No problem, we all can make mistakes
The polish defenders fought bravely and with valor and honor.
@L. H E N S. why are you laughing?
for 2 weeks
@@Str4ppzz 6 years
@@Str4ppzz so why did Stalin have to fight against hundreds of thousands of Polish soldiers after the Germans were gone? where did they come from?
@@Str4ppzz More like 6 weeks in regular war. And after that for a much more years (ever heard of Polish Armed Forces in France and then Britain, or Polish Army on eastern front?), last anti-communist soldier was killed in 1963.
Lengyel, magyar - két jó barát,
Együtt harcol s issza borát,
Vitéz s bátor mindkettője,
Áldás szálljon mindkettőre.
Polak, Węgier - dwa bratanki,
i do szabli, i do szklanki,
oba zuchy, oba żwawi,
niech im Pan Bóg błogosławi.
Long live to Poland and Hungary!
Finally. Wojak returns home. Next should be Czerwone maki na Monte Cassino
Battle of Monte Cassino "bare necessities" but the poles have a bear
"Na Falochronie" but you are a Polish soldier during the late cold war when the war breaks out :V
To z Karbalą i "Na falochronie" zajebiste pomysły bump
In 1939 Poland lasted longer against two superpowers than France against one. In the battle for Wizna 700 soldiers held off for 3 days against Heinz Guderian's army numbering 42 000. During the Second World War Poland lost 22.2% of population, which is the highest percentage among all nations. Warsaw was literally wiped off the face of the earth by German sappers after the fall of the Warsaw Uprising, where in addition to 25 000 Home Army soldiers killed in action, 200 000 civilians, mostly women and children were raped and murdered in all brutal ways by raging German and Ukrainian SS divisions. If you were Polish soldier/partisan who fought Germans in the years 1939-1944, you were most likely to be executed afterwards by Soviets who considered pro-West Polish underground as the enemy. The last soldier of the Polish underground, Seargant Józef Franczak was shot in raid by Soviet secret service in 1963, almost 20 years after the end of the war.
this is just a small episode in 1000-years of Polish history
Nie musiałeś. Ale miło w sumie
The union of soviet socialist republics and the german reich were not superpowers.
@@pivomanslovensko your definition of superpower is clearly very different from most then
"It is because we do not beg for freedom, we fight for it."
@@pivomanslovensko The Polish was considered some kind of borderline superpower back then, so yes, the Reich and the Soviets are superpower.
for those that don't know, the melody at end during the "Polands last Message" is our national anthem.
watching this video was different than other edits on your channel. I don't know how to describe it.
It's really great job you're doing with those. Can't wait for more.
“I get around” (Beach Boys version) but you still see the jungle every time you close your eyes
That one should be used for a 2nd Iraqi Gulf War vid. Specifically the Hunt for Saddam
As a professional Pole, can't wait.
Same here
@@SVY001 you wouldn't get it unless you'd be one
Studying to be one but I haven’t got my PoleHD
can't wait for what?
For the video to release, I premiere these
"I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew" but you're a DEA Agent leading a speakeasy raid (Wonderful work as always, Jormungandr!)
Please make this a thing, it's bloody impossible to find a decent version of that song here. It's all cringe from back when Homestuck was a thing
More like shooting someone's dog and wife.
"It is because we do not beg for freedom, we fight for it."
Just remember, Polish resistance didn’t end after ww2….
“Lesz, Lesz, Lesz” but you’re in an encircled Budapest
But the romanians took Budapest already.
@Jörmungandr you must do this one!!!!
“Paint It, Black” but you’re escaping a burning fuel dump after a Mortar Attack on Khe Sanh
"All You Need is Love" but you're in a damp shellhole in Khe Sanh
I love this man, huge respect to you. I am especially grateful for the addition of the "last message" from radio. If I were ask you for a new video, it would be this:
Epitafium dla Majora Ognia but you're Polish partisan surrounded by soviets in the mountains
For this we drink but you are lost in the caucasus mountains in the winter
-Palästinalied, but Saladin's forces have you surrounded at the horns of Hattin.
-Rolandskvadet, but Heathens are ambushing the Rearguard.
-Tapere Landsoldat, but the Prussians are assaulting Dybbol
-Red sun in the Sky, but it's actually American close air support. (Korean War)
-Wha’ll be King but Cherlie?, and you're charging at Cumberlands forces at Culloden.
HELL YES! I ASKED FOR THIS AND YOU DELIVERED! What a guy! The sacrifices that the Poles made during the Uprising is never talked about enough! Thank you so much!
You know it's actually about the german invasion in 1939?
Thank you for doing that. Seeing it fills me with a lot of patriotic happiness and honor to be a Pole. Niech żyje Polska! Za wolność naszą i waszą!
as an american that had our country craved from people’s wants of life, liberty, and equal rights i have a *massive* amount of respect for the poles and the polish state. Niech źyje Polaka!!
@christian thompson thank you Allie, but actually if you want to write "Long Life To Poland" it should be written "Niech żyje Polska" not Polaka. Maybe that was only a small mistake, have a nice day! Miłego dnia!
"This is Warsaw calling..."
Thanks Jörm for making another one of my requests a reality and happy Thanksgiving.
Same to you!
Since he’s listening to your requests.. maybe request Rota next?
"Silent Night" but you're drifting off to sleep during the Christmas truce.
As a Polish this is... Well Beautiful... Poland will Never be Lost
"Silent Night" but you're playing football and conversing with the enemy, as artillery pounds in the distance.
"fischia il vento" but you're about to ambush a german convoy (attemp n.22)
"Westerwald Lied" but Hauptman Herold Wille orederd execution of deserters and you watch in horror. (yes it is from "Hauptman" movie from 2017)
This is amazing. Poland doesn't get the recognition it deserves for it's exploits in WW2. could you please do a video with something from the doors?
I just re enacted the fall of Poland on call of war, I held firm for four days, At 11:37 Wednesday morning German troops entered Warsaw, I sent out the last message and made some people recognize what I did, POLAND HAS NOT YET PERISHED! LONG LIVE FOR POLSKA!
The OG call of war map on the historic 25 is literally so fun
Felt a tear roll down my face the moment the anthem started playing
This one just makes me feel bad in a “it’s just not fair” kind of way
Song of the Young Eagles Gunka, but you're one of the last Zeros in the sky over the battle of Midway.
As a Pole I'm very excited. Thank you for your work !
First victims of the war, the first in face on Germany, in the wrong place, in the wrong time.
But dudes, Holding even in the Debris
YESSSS, idk who recommended this but thank you
last part, sends chills down your bones
I wasn't expecting that ending.Thank you
"California Dreamin" but you're a rooftop korean during the 1992 LA riots
When it begins to sink in that you are watching the shit storm of a lifetime unfold before your very eyes.
"Poland is not yet lost." F-ing respect to the Poles. These mfers fought with all they had, never gave up, and even managed to steal panthers from the Germans. Much respect, lest we forget.
“When Johnny Comes Marching Home” or something similar as you’re watching General Sherman raze Atlanta to the ground
Legend says Poles still fight Nazis in Hel... they went to heaven but asked to go down to settle the score
Finally polska. omg that final radio messege caught me off guard
"If Tomorrow Brings War" but you're the last man standing in the basements of Brest fortress
"Battle Cry of Freedom", but you are marching to brake up a coal riot in Harlem County. 1921
"The British Grenadiers" but you're under constant French naval bombardment and General Cornwallis is about to surrender Yorktown.
Poland the whole world wishes it could be as brave as you!
It's just a burning memory,but soviet troops in Friedrichschtrasse
Friedrichstrasse or Friedrichstraße (the ß was more popular in the past) ;)
"Na Falochronie" but you are a Polish soldier during late cold war and war breaks out
I'm from Poland. Thank you.
Fuuuck Man.
Dzięki bracie!
You are the best!
Greetings from Poland❤️💪
As a pole. This title hits harder than any other of your videos, only because I understand the title of the song and the event.
Not gonna lie got emotional for a moment
Poland is not yet lost!
As Long as We Still Lives
Ironically enough I went to a polish music event last night for their national day.
Hey jorm! I'm the one that messaged you earlier today! Can't wait for the vid to go up bro!
The end was just glorious
"Pack up Your Troubles in Your Old Kitbag" but the Germans have just reached Villers-Bretonneux
"Czerwone maki na Monte Cassino" But you are Polish soldier charging on Monte Cassino
space oddity but you're on staff at mission control watching the challenger shuttle turn into a ball of fire.
Poland is not yet lost. Long live Poland!
Green Day - "Brain Stew" but you're inside an M1 Abrams at the Battle of Fallujah, 2004.
smells like teen spirit but the aft is sending tanks toward your compound during morning mass....
Don’t forget your ol shipmate but you’re on the HMS hood at the battle of the Denmark strait
“Even Flow” - Pearl Jam, but you’re an ATF agent entering the compound during the Waco Siege
Jeszcze Polska Nie Zginęła! Poland is not yet lost!
“Look at the Owl” But you see the first Khmer Rouge soldiers entering Phnom Penh
“Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht“ but you’re a German soldier still in the trenches after being told the war would be over by Christmas.
Wait he actually did it?
I only asked a couple of times but wow you actually did this for me
Thank you so much
pls do this is the place (naive melody) by talking heads, but your shelling Argentine positions in the Falklands. I know it sounds oddly specific but a melancholic new-wave warzone atmosphere would be spine tingling.
"Coming home on a wing and a prayer" but a pack of German fighters just appeared on your tail.
Oś polacos lutaram bravamente! 🇧🇷🤝🇵🇱
"Björneborgarnas Marsch" but you are doing your final charge at the battle of Oravais
"Pack up your Troubles in your Old Kit Bag" but its the first day of the Somme.
“ich bin soldat” but your trench is being shelled by the british at the somme
Attempt 1: Frog in the Well but your CO has ordered a charge on the reb position at Antietam.
To będzie najlepszy prezent jaki kiedykolwiek dostanę na urodziny
"Hej Sokoly" or "the cossacks song" but you're the Last Cossack to survive a Red army ambush during the Russian civil war, Circa: 1920 AD.
Idea from Historical_Facts
This was unexpected. Thank you for this video ,it means lot
"March of The Toy Soldiers" but you're chewing barbed wire in Flanders
Chłopcy z pod parasola, but its 63th Day of Warsaw uprising
"Don't worry! Everything will be fine."- *Hitler said before invading Poland*
"Roll the old chariot along' but you're at the battle of hampton roads
Nice song, love Polish people! Greetings from a Russian, living in Germany :-D
Bóg, honor i ojczyzna!
Poland is not yet lost!!! Long live Poland.
It is so sad, that we brothers, are killing each others in hundred of milions. Im from Poland.
Thanks.
Polish theorotocally didn't Surrender all the way until end of the war if we see the warsaw uprising as polish soldiers.
“Danger Zone” but you’re standing at flying plane’s stairway with 200 thousand dollars in suitcase
"Nie płacz ewka" but ZOMO are rolling out water cannons filled with acid
Attempt 6: " Over the hills and far away " but the next zulu wave is advancing
“Always look on the bright side of life” from Monty Python but the HMS Sheffield just took an Exocet
Some suggestions:
Мгновения (‘Moments’) but you are onboard the B-59 and depth charges were fired
"Danger Zone" but you are an F-16 pilot and a SAM locks onto you during Desert Storm
Pack your Troubles in your old kit bag but your being demanded to go over the no man's land
"Keep Your Rifle By Your Side" But you're a zoomer fighting in the Second American Civil War
Keep you rifle by your side but your attempting to fight off the BLM fed backed riot from reaching your town's hospital with nothing but your grandpa's world war 1 belt fed water cooled machine gun.
“Keep your rifle by your side” but your a overweight 15 year old hyperventilating because the internet went out
@Duck Go Quacks funny enough my town has a surplus store and has a panzershrek in it.
@Duck Go Quacks funny enough a panzershrek may penerate the abrams side armour
"all i want" (by: offspring) but your driving over the speed limit in the west coast