3:48 Ecstasy can absorb through the skin, which means the ecstasy in his pocket dissolved into the water and all the kids swimming in it are gonna get higher than a kite on a rocketship
15:50 It varies: sometimes he just stuffs his clothes with oranges, some times he has implants(he even implanted party balls as them once to squirt alcohol), and sometimes he literally just _morphs_ to have them(he once on screen morphed from his regular appearance to a fatter version of himself, and then back). As for 23:10, it started once as a joke in an episode, but it's since expanded to be an in-universe explanation: Roger has super-speed. It's how he does his personas and disguises. He can choose to move so fast that he basically teleport, able talk to people into two different locations without them seeing him move; you'd be facing him and talking to him right in front of you, then him speaking behind you even though he's still in front of you, you'd turn around to see him in a different outfit. One time, when dressed as a sniper, he shot a bullet from a sniper rifle from the roof of a multi-floor building(10+ floors). He then appeared in a different outfit in freefall from having jumped off the building and dived down fast enough to be hit by the same bullet mid-flight. He would do all that stuff previously and hit the ground so fast that his previous outfit and weapon is still on the roof of the building contorted to the figure of his body with the rifle still being held up before they both crumbled to the ground, as if he literally just vanished in an instant without them and physics hadn't caught up yet.
Roger once r-word a tree, it's saplings, and even a god damn checking book that belonged to one of his other characters who he thought stole a pair of his gloves, the amount of jail-time required to punish him for his crimes is unquantifiable
Technically none of the things you listed in this comment are crimes (holding someone accountable for doing that to a tree is like holding someone accountable for doing it to a fleshlight) And the checkbook did belong to himself even if he forgot about it
The funniest part of it all is, he’s technically been to jail multiple times. He usually escapes somehow, and I think he’s only actually done time twice.
Steven did CPR mouth to mouth, and Roger coughed up an egg. That's how the smith boy got pregnant, lol. An' you stay out of the drivers seat Mikey, we don't need you crashing into anyone while getting off.
@@SSJ4-PlusUltra the one where he squirts fluid from his nipples. That Stan made as seasoning for potato salad. No I'm not making it up, literally what happened. The scene is as gross as you'd think
I literally LIVE for their reactions to family guy and I always love when they do other cartoons too, they Def need to do more American dad clips to catch up with the family guy ones 😭
Roger definitely committed every single crime ever, even the ones that probably haven't been made yet, literally multiple times, I'm honestly surprised he still escapes prison 😭😂💀
The minute Roger's "thiccness" was brought up between you both, I was HOPING TO GOD for that "Laura Vanderbooben" persona to show up so I could see the reaction 😂 (For those who don't remember that name, it's the costume he wears during the "Me So Horny" song)
2:30 roger injected some sorta egg into steve during this process where he started secreting milk from... (whatever he calls his breasts). it was some episode where Stan was trying to use that secretion to make potato salad, and then roger started choking, Steve gave him mouth-to-mouth, and he spat up some sorta egg into him.
The episode with scene where Steve spins the bottle Roger explains that he has a alter ego that each member of the family can't recognize him playing the part. There is one for Stan, Francine, Hailey, Klaus, and Jeff
Eric sitting there like how did we get here he's contemplating every second every decision he ever made in his life that led him to this moment. He's wondering why the f*** am I here why are any of us here. Lol
14:52 How many crimes? All of them. I don't think there's a law out there that he hasn't broken in the long time he's been on earth. Hell, he even broke the law of gravity when he got stoned.
Can’t say I’m actually responsible, but I commented a while back that y’all should react to American Dad. Glad to see you finally made it around to it 😂
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3:21 Mikey said "let me be in the driver's seat" for those who didn't hear him...
Bro i went back there aint no way
I had to listen several times but I caught that driver's seat at the end, bro ain't no way 😂😂😂😂😂😂
if its in the same car as roger then yeah it would make sense. Mike's sus moments are there.
You exposed him bro
I want Aaron to see this or look back to hear it
7:25 Bro, Aaron looking like, "This friendship has run its course" after that statement 😂😂
Aaron out here looking for new best friends now
Fun Fact: Roger has to be an A-Hole to everyone because being nice literally poisons him (13:11 It’s revealed in the episode of that clip)
I can't believe american dad made a canonical reason why Roger is as bad as he is
what about when he plays a good persona, that doesn't seem to hurt him ??
@@MaxPain1996 his good personas are still assholes to some extent
@@LoneWolf20213 interesting 🤔
Also his very existence brings chaos to the world.
12:50 MIKEY CHILL TF DOWN 😂
Too late, down BAD
Roger as Ricky Spanish was a special kind of menace. Iykyk 😆
7:17 this man Mikey is a….something else 😂
Jeanie Gold is Ricky Spanish's "sister".
Surprising those scenes didn't make it into the comp.
I love Aaron's and Mikeys reaction to the most inhumane things 😂
Same 🤣
Mickey?
@@isaiahminott you know who I'm talking about 😂
Same
The car crashing into Stan and him yelling Asian just got me. I've never laughed so hard in my life. 6:30
3:48 Ecstasy can absorb through the skin, which means the ecstasy in his pocket dissolved into the water and all the kids swimming in it are gonna get higher than a kite on a rocketship
15:50 It varies: sometimes he just stuffs his clothes with oranges, some times he has implants(he even implanted party balls as them once to squirt alcohol), and sometimes he literally just _morphs_ to have them(he once on screen morphed from his regular appearance to a fatter version of himself, and then back).
As for 23:10, it started once as a joke in an episode, but it's since expanded to be an in-universe explanation: Roger has super-speed. It's how he does his personas and disguises. He can choose to move so fast that he basically teleport, able talk to people into two different locations without them seeing him move; you'd be facing him and talking to him right in front of you, then him speaking behind you even though he's still in front of you, you'd turn around to see him in a different outfit.
One time, when dressed as a sniper, he shot a bullet from a sniper rifle from the roof of a multi-floor building(10+ floors). He then appeared in a different outfit in freefall from having jumped off the building and dived down fast enough to be hit by the same bullet mid-flight. He would do all that stuff previously and hit the ground so fast that his previous outfit and weapon is still on the roof of the building contorted to the figure of his body with the rifle still being held up before they both crumbled to the ground, as if he literally just vanished in an instant without them and physics hadn't caught up yet.
"How many crimes has Roger committed?"
*Whispers*: Ricky Spanish
Animators were high when animating roger as a dog i swear lol
Roger: 9:50 Everybody want a piece of this against my will I won’t accuse anyone
Mikey licking his lips 😛😂😂😂
Mikey down bad bruh 😂
12:33 Mikey chill tf down
The American dad writers are some of the best storytellers especially with the new episodes of Roger's story
Roger makes the entire show
the last season was so unfunny...this current one is meh
@@mariahwhitneycelinejanetmadona to each it's own tbh looking back the early episodes not that funny compared to the new ones but oh well 🤷🏾♂️
19:00 in man Mickey licked his lips I can’t it’s getting outa pocket😭😭😭
5:11 my boi is shocked 😂
Roger once r-word a tree, it's saplings, and even a god damn checking book that belonged to one of his other characters who he thought stole a pair of his gloves, the amount of jail-time required to punish him for his crimes is unquantifiable
Technically none of the things you listed in this comment are crimes (holding someone accountable for doing that to a tree is like holding someone accountable for doing it to a fleshlight)
And the checkbook did belong to himself even if he forgot about it
Fax he’s committed arson, first degree murder, homicide, identity theft, frauds, scams and way more along with manipulation
The funniest part of it all is, he’s technically been to jail multiple times. He usually escapes somehow, and I think he’s only actually done time twice.
Roger done brought out a different side to Mikey💀😂
A demon came out of him
>"You look thicc sometimes!" (7:16)
LOL BRO WTF 😂😂😂
Idk why but Aaron’s reaction after 3:21 took me out😂
with this video alone Mikey has leveled up to a lvl 1000 freak
7:18 ayoooo lmao Aarons face!
Notice how they had separated chairs
Literally no reason to be homophobic...
One thing you have to know, Roger moves really fast.
The main take away from this is that whenever the aliens come, keep Mikey away from them
Mickey... You've been DOWN BAD THIS ENTIRE VIDEO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steven did CPR mouth to mouth, and Roger coughed up an egg. That's how the smith boy got pregnant, lol.
An' you stay out of the drivers seat Mikey, we don't need you crashing into anyone while getting off.
Yeah it was during his " cycle", right?😅
@@michellemccloy365 Which one, lol?
@@SSJ4-PlusUltra the one where he squirts fluid from his nipples. That Stan made as seasoning for potato salad. No I'm not making it up, literally what happened. The scene is as gross as you'd think
@@AL7249 I knew which one you were talking about, I was making a joke, but yeah that's the one.
Bro how nobody talking bout the rats just tryin to have a good time at 5:10 and Rodger just took them out!!!!!
I literally LIVE for their reactions to family guy and I always love when they do other cartoons too, they Def need to do more American dad clips to catch up with the family guy ones 😭
"How many crimes do you guys think Roger has done?"
Me: "Yes."
That first clip was outta pocket😂
2:04 Mikey.....no....
Roger is one weird , awesome character. Love the reaction.
5:10 Aaron"What's up with the rats?"
Me:"None now"
Dead 😂😂😂 3:25 he said, let me in the driver seat 🤣🤣🤣
5:07 Nooooo why the rats?? My couldn't stop laughing
"let me in the driver seat" you're welcome, Aaron :)
roger is my fav animated character of all time. nobody beats roger! 😂
Roger definitely committed every single crime ever, even the ones that probably haven't been made yet, literally multiple times, I'm honestly surprised he still escapes prison 😭😂💀
Aaron lol Mikey the part with Roger's office walk-in scene. Let me say we all not alone on questioning alot on that's 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
he fuses with Quagmire, he'd be unstoppable
Bro he IS Quagmire. Just arguably worse since he's screwed nonhuman things. And could probably get away with his crimes
I think Roger has committed every crime under the Sun
5:09 better question what WAS with the rat🤣🤣🤣
Surprised Pikachu Face
The minute Roger's "thiccness" was brought up between you both, I was HOPING TO GOD for that "Laura Vanderbooben" persona to show up so I could see the reaction 😂
(For those who don't remember that name, it's the costume he wears during the "Me So Horny" song)
me too
5:11 😂😮
2:30 roger injected some sorta egg into steve during this process where he started secreting milk from... (whatever he calls his breasts). it was some episode where Stan was trying to use that secretion to make potato salad, and then roger started choking, Steve gave him mouth-to-mouth, and he spat up some sorta egg into him.
The episode with scene where Steve spins the bottle Roger explains that he has a alter ego that each member of the family can't recognize him playing the part. There is one for Stan, Francine, Hailey, Klaus, and Jeff
13:33 Rodger the menace
There is no number to express the amount of crimes Rodger committed
12:56 why are you staring so hard Aaron why are you staring so hard? Why are you staring so hard lol.
Man just said let me be in the driver seat😂😂😂😂😂
Roger is built different 🤣🤣
12:50
Literally
5:13 Aaron’s Face😂😂
Use it for reddit purposes
5:07
Inoccent Rats having a ball
Aaron: Whats up with the rats
Immedietly rats f$cking died
Aaron: 👁O👁
Arron has had enough of his shit bro he is so sus. Lol love you guys thanks for the laughs!
Someone buy Mikey a case of Gatorade or something, he's thirstier than a survivor on a deserted island
This clips had me crying that crazy cause when I use to watch it it didn’t do much
This just proves Mikey needs to do a eye tracking vid
12:49 was MADE for Mikey LMAO
Rogers committed a Finity and beyond
Mikey ain’t even down no more fam hit the bottom at this point boy down disastrous 😂😂 10:15
i love this channel so much perfect reactions idk why they dont have 1m yet
"Don't go into shock, today is not about you" 😂
24:21 OOF
7:22 🤨
10:24 🤨🤨
12:39 🤨🤨🤨
14:04 🤨🤨🤨🤨
16:10 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
😭😭
5:06 saving for later!😂
Mikey gets crazier with each new video going to need a Mikey complication
Eric sitting there like how did we get here he's contemplating every second every decision he ever made in his life that led him to this moment. He's wondering why the f*** am I here why are any of us here. Lol
15:53 Well, he's an alien so maybe it's part of his biology.
3:20 Mikey. I wish I was in the diverse seat. That's what he said.
14:52 How many crimes? All of them. I don't think there's a law out there that he hasn't broken in the long time he's been on earth. Hell, he even broke the law of gravity when he got stoned.
Roger doesnt saits in the episode with him and klaus hooking up that technically its not gay because he doesnt have the same parts as humans.
14:42 Why do you think Roger is on Earth? 😂 Is there a word for beyond infinite? Because that is the number of how much crime Roger has committed.
Mike is becoming just unhinged as Roger
It’s a shame they didn’t add the Roger Barnyard scene, that was wild.
7:17 I was not expecting that !!
Roger is a menace 😂🤦🏾♂️
Love the vide keep up with the good work 💙💯🔥✊
5:39 😂
'what's with the rats?' that sent me haha. Love it 😂 No original video link btw
"That's me in the driver's seat..." is WILD
More American Dad reactions!! 🤣🤣👍👍
Rodger is just an extraterrestrial Quagmire 😂
Can’t say I’m actually responsible, but I commented a while back that y’all should react to American Dad. Glad to see you finally made it around to it 😂
Earth laws:has broken ALL of at least 47 times simultaneously with some individually broken in between.
Intergalactic laws: *limitless*
He has committed all the know crimes😂
This is so funny and roger is the most funniest character and Mikey is the most sus person ever😂😂😂😂😂❤❤
14:55 = i'd ballpark 100s of crimes 🧐
12:37 LMAO "THE RIGHT COSTUME IT"S A WRAP LOL" Listen man T_T I get where you coming from but T_T
The guy has been on death row before talking about how many crimes roger has done
"Huh what'd did you say"
Soon be a meme😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:20 ish he said "let me in the driver seat" 😰
12:50 they were just testing them at that point.
However many episodes Roger is in just times that by 2 or 3 and that’s the number you’re looking for 😂😂
"I don't know no 30!"
Well it could be 30 multiple times lol
100 crimes of roger
Dope Attack on Titan background you just dropped there in the interim....
14:03 what do u mean by that?
7:18
Roger has committed thousands of crimes
347 crimes. Nahhh Mikey been buggin dis whole vid lmao