Y'all missed the joke. The character who says that line isn't a random woman. She heads the media department at a famous art school. People in the arts often have a reputation among the public at large for being pretentious and using lots of big language. So her saying "God, I love art" to herself is like a chef at a famous restaurant whipping up all these fancy, high-cuisine dishes but then enjoying McDonald's when they're on their own time.
I don't understand why some of these actors, especially in the early days of video game voice acting, sound like they don't understand what words mean. Like they sound like native English speakers, just putting all the emphasis on the wrong words and syllables.
Well, I don't know for sure, but I would assume many actors record their lines without reading through the script first and/or remembering the punctuation, therefor causing them to be unsure of themselves when they read. It's like back in school, when someone reading would think there is/isn't a comma/period there, when it's quite the opposite, giving a reading such as this: "The emperor was best known for their construction on roads. where many travelers traded objects of value."
In the case of Resident Evil, it was that the Japanese sound engineers apparently preferred the rhythm of the lines rather than if they would've made sense to an English speaker. It is likely that the cause of bad acting is just a case of the Japanese not understanding how English should be spoken.
You will be surprised how wooden some people are when they're told that they need to do acting. I did a student film with several of my college friends and they act and talk like normal person in everyday life but the moment camera or microphone directed at them they suddenly act like a stupid robot.
@Nagoragama You said, "Like they sound like native English speakers, just putting all the emphasis on the wrong words and syllables". Putting emphasis on all the wrong words and syllables would make you sound like a NON-native English speaker, don't ya think?
To be fair, that's not really the voice actors messing up or anything, that's just a glitch more than anything. I remember one fun instance I had in Oblivion, where the two Twins met up in that one quest and the proceeded to swap backstories. And by that I don't mean that they shared their stories, I mean a glitch occured and they started to tell the wrong backstories to each other.
That's not a fail, that's actually done to emphasize the fact that those beggars are acting when they're begging you. Once you actually give the coin, they drop the act.
reminds me of the skooma guy that you have to kill in the dark brother hood quest line. He sounds strung out at first, then initiate the speech craft mini game and sounds like a regular person.
This list is actually quite legitimately done. No amateur mistakes, no objective opinions flowed through, the picks in the video were things that were not overused, the script writer clearly knew what he was talking about with the examples of different games while the voice actor modeled the tone the script was given completely, no footage of effects were overly used to compensate for the review, and the jokes were done in a very tasteful manner. Ignorance is the greatest grievance when it comes to these things, as it is a representation of knowledge and a review of games and moments in games we particularly find joy in. Good job.
+kackiz I'm still salty over the DMC thing where they were they had a top 10 swords and one of them was Sparda AND THEY SHOWED DANTE FROM DmC WHO CLEARLY WIELDS THAT GAMES VERSION OF REBELLION AND ALSO A REBOOT WHILE SHOWING FOOTAGE OF DMC1 DANTE HOLDING SPARDA. Like how dumb do you get? One makes Dante a demonic god and shoot dragons while one turns into multiple weapons based on demonic or angelic affinities; not that hard if you played any of the games.
"Wait a minute let me do that one again..." Well at least she's aware it was a horrible delivery, unlike about 90% of the other examples of voice acting drek depicted here ;P
In Oblivion the beggars voice acting mixes up so they alternate between sounding young and fit to like they are slowly dying of a terminal illness, seemingly totally at random.
Bah! You get that with more major characters in all of the Elder Scrolls & Fallout games...I've seen them not only changing style and accents, but completely change to a different voice actor altogether in the same dialog. Of course...I still love them all, to varying degrees. :)
Actually, I think the beggar thing was deliberate. They spoke in the elderly British accent when acting the part of beggars and had the younger voices when they were acting as Thieves' Guild agents, just to hammer into the player's heads that their beggaring was partly an act.
The Oblivion one is not a voice acting fails at all. The voice actor wanted to do a better take and the audio guy didn't make the cut properly later on.
The same could be said of all actors in movies or TV. The directors shoot the film, and the editors chop and change, so if there's any footage that's 'bad' there's so many people who could be blamed, not just the actor.
Yeah, many of those SotN lines were pulled straight from the bible, and the others are otherwise actually quite gramatically correct to a degree, somewhat.
I don't get why the Jill sandwich line is so popular when in the same game you get a man lying at death's door with his entrails spewing out of him and he just peacefully cries "Ouch...", twitches twice and then dies. Still the best worst line delivery in the original RE. I also like the master of lockpicking one better than the sandwich one.
palmieres It's the mix of the delivery, as well as the "dad joke" bit that lift it up to where it is. There are lines that are delivered far worse, and other Barry dad jokes. However it's the delivery being as serious as possible, while making a dad joke over his comrade literary nearly being killed moments before. Her laughing at said joke at the expense of her nearly becoming a Jill sammich, doesn't help. Months later, but now you have at least ... One opinion to think on in regards to your (probably) rhetorical question.
Oblivion has so many odd lines. Never heard the 'wait let me do that one again' one before, then again I never did the thieves guild shit. The one's I don't like is when you hear a beggar say to a guard "I'm so hungry" and then in response "The Best Defense sells fine light armor" It's mostly ironic when they mention the feed bag in response.
BeefBacon Yeah, they go through the trouble to get voices specifically for beggars, then don't do anything. Else with it. Also how every important vampire NPC is male because they didn't bother getting a female voice actor for vampires.
There has never been, is not, nor will there ever be a line in video games voice acted worse than Farengar and that fucking, *"Come to Dragon's Reach to discuss the ongoing hostilities... like the rest of the great warriors?".*
Serena Morrison Karliah has a very pleasant voice, actually. If you're having trouble hearing her, you might want to check the volume on your center channel, or at least try looking off to her left or right when you're talking to her to put her on multiple sound channels and through multiple speakers. . Barbus if fucking hilarious and indestructible! I actually dragged him all the way over to Bonestrewn Crest and let him kill the dragon, a sabre cat, and a giant. It took a while, but it was fun to watch!
Young Frankenstein I went through the whole of the main quest like with him because he's essential as well as a good destruction and fighter 😂 I'll try what you recommended
His voice acting was on point given that the character just lost his entire family and was about to die himself, knew it, but had no way to get out of it. Nothing 'phoned in' about it.
I remember playing MM8 as a kid after getting it and the PlayStation from my older cousin who had just gotten the PS2 at the time and being like “Why? Why would you do this?”
Getting the appropriate voice actors is half the job. You need to direct them as to how you want the line to be said as well. When I did ADR for the first time at uni I had to ask my mums partner and my sister to voice the 2 main characters. In the end I got extra marks for a realistic sounding ADR (when my friends got lower marks for unnecessary exaggeration even though they used professional voice actors). Just because you drive a Lamborghini doesn't mean you're a good driver.
I'm gonna comment on this --wait let me do that again -- iM gOnNa CoMmEnT oN ThIs - wait a sec let me do that again - IMMMA COMMENT ON THIS VIDEEEOOOOOO
How to get voice acting job for Bethesda: Hi Hi I'm here for the voice acting job, I heard Bethesda is hiring? Todd Howard is our CEO. Do you hear about Dallas Texas I see Good bye See you later Hi Hi
Ive always dreamed of being a singer or an actor, but due to these.... Aspiring Singers/Actors that i keep seeing on the internet... I just kinda lose hope in myself
Caitlyn Nicholas hey don’t lose hope those people were once at the bottom, just keep practicing and watch and learn and work hard. You can do it, I know you can!
In Sonic 06, during Shadow's Story the G.U.N Commander contacts Shadow and tells him to head to Wave Ocean, but the voice actor messes up his line and it's left in the game. He says "Agent Shadow, we've located Mephiles. Head to the Wave Ocean--" before muttering to himself, then repeating, "Agent Shadow, we've located Mephiles. Head to _Wave Ocean_ immediately".
James G When I was younger I used to think that Sonic 06 was the most amazing game in the world. Looking back, it’s a pretty bad game. Well, no matter how sucky it is, it’s still the staple of my childhood (that and Sonic Chronicles on the DS)
it got me so many times back when I actually liked to play DW games.... upon finding it again, I still laughed my ass off. Some terrible things age well
The lines themselves, for handy quick reference: Chaos Wars - 0:57 Mega Man 8 - 1:52 Last Alert - 2:09 Deep Fear - 3:29 Resident Evil - 4:16 Castlevania: Symphony of the Night - 5:05 Sonic Adventure - 5:45 Tenchu: Stealth Assassins - 6:19 Michigan: Report from Hell - 7:00 The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - 7:40 House of the Dead 2 - 8:23
haven't started this video yet....but if Just Cause 2's entire cast (or at the very least, supporting cast) isn't on here, I will be highly disappointed.
chrissy boi That was what made it so awful, the gameplay was brilliant, the setting was beautiful but every time a character opened their cock-holster to speak, I wanted to cut my ears off and scream at the sky.
" think you i would forget such a thing? what do you here? your words are as empty as your soul! mankind ill needs a savior such as you! how is it that i've been so defeated? " - made my english teacher proud.
well I tried to translate it word to word Ton.german. Up to the Mankind line it fits very well. I love the complicate freedom of grammar in german. It is only a problem if you translate it back like in this game with the original language.
Have you tried to word-by-word translate Yoda's lines into Latin? Into Latin, Yoda's lines, word-by-word to translate, tried, have you? Yoda's lines into Latin to translate, have you word-by-word tried?
Let me clarify something about Level 07 in Tenchu Shinobi Gaisen. Baby Crying - Background Noise. Background story: The Manji (Mahn-jee) Clan were well-known for ritual sacrifices, often involving young children, including infants. The stone in question was inserted in the womb of the guardian (yes, that is a woman though she was voiced terribly by a male voice actor).
I knew HotD2 would be no.1, most hilarious voice acting of all time. Me and my brother would constantly take the piss out of the voice acting as kids lol
KINGOFDASLIPPYS I don't know why they only showed Tails as an example. Knuckle's "Oh no" and Shadow's cheesy phrase "This was easier than taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me" are so good examples, too.
Actually the Castlevania dialogue is technically correct...it's just acted so poorly that the delivery makes it sound like nonsense. Except maybe "What do you here"...that's probably wrong.
Well certainly in a verbal conversation that would be the rule and it would be obvious, but written conversations are less so. Especially since so many people take to addressing the BEGINNING of your statements and never even cover the last things said.
Don't forget that one chick in Skyrim that runs up to you when you go to Kynesgrove with Delphine. "No. You don't wanna go up there! A dragon.... It's Attaaaaacking!"
oh the worst voice acting in that game is when you kill Mirmulnir. i don't think the clip plays without the "cutting room floor" mod or the unofficial patch, but it's terrible. look up "murmulnir dovahkiin no" and just indulge.
He's actually acted just fine… usually. Knuckles, meanwhile, was pretty much "Whatev." from Start to Finish. Kinda fits their actual intelligence, actually.
In Oblivion, in the Shivering Isles expansion, there's an NPC, that if you talk to, the text is "" and it just stares into your soul. The opposite of what this video tries to find, but, thought I should bring it up.
it was intentional they where trying to cheer themselves up with forced laughing, I mean for fuck sake they laugh normally AT the fake laughing a few seconds later.
it was still cringe worthy as hell...that said, I wouldn't put the game on a top ten worst VA list... though the remasters sure gave it a boost, since the only thing they updated was the textures, made the 2000 Voice Acting and animation look hilariously terrible...
After a long rabbit hole of youtube videos, this is one that not only made me literally laugh out loud, possibly waking my roommate, but my nasal passages hurt from coke coming out my nose.
This is literally my favorite video ever. I am in tears laughing every time I watch it, and I’ve watched it at least 20 times since I found it 3 years ago. Truly the happiness I need in quarantine
FuzzyPickles42 For me, it sounds like someone wrote german phrases and translated them word by word, but didn't mention the grammar. :D ... "What do you here?" - "Was tust du hier?" ... "Think you I would forget such a thing?" - "Denkst du, ich würde so etwas vergessen?"
It's not surpirsing, as poetic English generally is meant to sound like older English, and proper Old English is very similar to German in terms of syntax
Well, there's that great line in Skyrim, "There's a DRAGON attacking" which sound like it's delivered more like "You left the toilet seat up again" but i mean.... HumbleNoob pointed that one out to me
It's especially bad in TES games when you have A-list actors like Sean Bean, Patrick Stewart, and Charles Martinet; and then random nobodies either half-assing or just being flat-out bad. That and constantly repeated phrases. "Let me guess, someone stole your-" >open developer console >click on annoying guard >type in "kill" >hit enter >??? >profit
In addition to that fail in Oblivion, it would be great to see all the different characters voiced by the same 12 actors put up together in a montage 😂
Worst one I can think of is Harkness from Fallout 3, how he reacts to finding out he is an android is hilarious.. Then there is Benny from New Vegas which is just.. flat
![The Worst Voice Acting In Video Games [Bumbles McFumbles]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/F7uodKFMyFQ/mqdefault.jpg)
"God, I love art" -Random woman in art museum from Life is Strange
hahah yeah
Sindel1011 I remember that 😂
HELP IM TRYINF TO FIND A VID THAT HAS THAT
Sindel1011 Haha that line was so stupid!
Y'all missed the joke. The character who says that line isn't a random woman. She heads the media department at a famous art school. People in the arts often have a reputation among the public at large for being pretentious and using lots of big language. So her saying "God, I love art" to herself is like a chef at a famous restaurant whipping up all these fancy, high-cuisine dishes but then enjoying McDonald's when they're on their own time.
7:19 That's just a talented voice actor who appreciates comedic timing
*Dead body falls down* Oh yeah that's my line, "AHHHHHHHHHH"
That's Brisco for you. xD
Maybe it was shock..?
Then again he was moving so that's out of the question.
Maybe farsighted?
That took a second to set in but was the funniest moment
@@imagineaworld I started laughing there😂
I don't understand why some of these actors, especially in the early days of video game voice acting, sound like they don't understand what words mean. Like they sound like native English speakers, just putting all the emphasis on the wrong words and syllables.
Nagoragama
That's what makes it perfect for a bad game.
Well, I don't know for sure, but I would assume many actors record their lines without reading through the script first and/or remembering the punctuation, therefor causing them to be unsure of themselves when they read. It's like back in school, when someone reading would think there is/isn't a comma/period there, when it's quite the opposite, giving a reading such as this:
"The emperor was best known for their construction on roads. where many travelers traded objects of value."
In the case of Resident Evil, it was that the Japanese sound engineers apparently preferred the rhythm of the lines rather than if they would've made sense to an English speaker. It is likely that the cause of bad acting is just a case of the Japanese not understanding how English should be spoken.
You will be surprised how wooden some people are when they're told that they need to do acting. I did a student film with several of my college friends and they act and talk like normal person in everyday life but the moment camera or microphone directed at them they suddenly act like a stupid robot.
@Nagoragama You said, "Like they sound like native English speakers, just putting all the emphasis on the wrong words and syllables". Putting emphasis on all the wrong words and syllables would make you sound like a NON-native English speaker, don't ya think?
girl dies*
...
...
...
*inhale
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
10/10
That was hilarious
Your profile pic is a perfect reaction to this comment
Keekee
I lost it at the "let me do that one again" bit. Thanks for this!
yeah. makes me wanna play oblivion again and look for her.
7:40 just so you can watch it over and over.... ;-D
ive played oblivion so many times and have never come across her before....am i missing something or did they patch it?
That Oblivion one is hilarious because the character animations look like even she can't believe what she's saying.
HAHAHA THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING AND I LOST IT.
The moment with Monty Python and Ooh! kills me every time. I keep coming back to this video just because of that one bit
Ooh! I started saying that in every day life.
Ooh!
200th like...
**Breaths in**
Ooh!
oOhH
Whoever did that voice acting, literally has no idea how to sound like a badass villain x'D
Beggars in Oblivion going from weary and tired to a jolly Devonshire yokel when given a single coin.
Going from poor, depressed lady to "Well thank you kind sir" said with a greedy goblin voice... aye...
To be fair, that's not really the voice actors messing up or anything, that's just a glitch more than anything. I remember one fun instance I had in Oblivion, where the two Twins met up in that one quest and the proceeded to swap backstories. And by that I don't mean that they shared their stories, I mean a glitch occured and they started to tell the wrong backstories to each other.
That's not a fail, that's actually done to emphasize the fact that those beggars are acting when they're begging you. Once you actually give the coin, they drop the act.
Or like when their voices change when you ask them about "rumors" or anything like that, they just sound "normal"
reminds me of the skooma guy that you have to kill in the dark brother hood quest line. He sounds strung out at first, then initiate the speech craft mini game and sounds like a regular person.
Corpse falls through door
*6 seconds later*
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
I COULDNT STOP LAUGING AT THAT PART XD LMFAO
It took him a moment to be sure of what he saw.
IronyIsGood even a moment lasts less than 6 seconds
David Keaton I
pumpkaboo riot I didn't see the video but what games Is it you're talking about
Ive been playing Oblivion for 10 years... and have never realised there was that mistake in it. Fuck.
Bro sameeeeeeee
this turns me on
It was patched out in the first patch.
There us actually a mod to put it back.
Same here.
I was gonna say, no way they didn't patch that out. Such an easy fix.
*sees dead body*KEEE KEEE*but says aaaaah aaaah*
sanic thefastest KEE KEE do you love me.
Just Kidding, I ain’t like that.
KEKE DO U LOVE ME
This list is actually quite legitimately done. No amateur mistakes, no objective opinions flowed through, the picks in the video were things that were not overused, the script writer clearly knew what he was talking about with the examples of different games while the voice actor modeled the tone the script was given completely, no footage of effects were overly used to compensate for the review,
and the jokes were done in a very tasteful manner.
Ignorance is the greatest grievance when it comes to these things, as it is a representation of knowledge and a review of games and moments in games we particularly find joy in. Good job.
Write a documentary, why don't you?
+kackiz LOL
+kackiz
I'm still salty over the DMC thing where they were they had a top 10 swords and one of them was Sparda AND THEY SHOWED DANTE FROM DmC WHO CLEARLY WIELDS THAT GAMES VERSION OF REBELLION AND ALSO A REBOOT WHILE SHOWING FOOTAGE OF DMC1 DANTE HOLDING SPARDA. Like how dumb do you get? One makes Dante a demonic god and shoot dragons while one turns into multiple weapons based on demonic or angelic affinities; not that hard if you played any of the games.
I agree with you. This video was well done. RUclips is flooded with terrible "list" videos but this one is an exception.
+Alddeus
Oh you went there XD
"Feel the power of my magic" damn i didn't realize how bad it was back then
Shush Ackles I burst into tears laughing when i hear it XD
*MHAAAAGHIIIIIKKK
MHAHAAGHIIHIHIHIHIK
Shush Ackles madjick
Dubwavy MAAAAGHEEEEEEEK
"the stone is inside my belly" are you kidding XD
Sup
Hi! Hugs?
DeVoLp ;-;
it got in his belleh
hai \(⚆ᴥ⚆)/
"Wait a minute let me do that one again..."
Well at least she's aware it was a horrible delivery, unlike about 90% of the other examples of voice acting drek depicted here ;P
In Oblivion the beggars voice acting mixes up so they alternate between sounding young and fit to like they are slowly dying of a terminal illness, seemingly totally at random.
thank you kind sir.....
BLESSINGS OF STENDARR UPON YE
O hai Stendarr.
Lmao I honestly was confused every single time that shit happened
Bah! You get that with more major characters in all of the Elder Scrolls & Fallout games...I've seen them not only changing style and accents, but completely change to a different voice actor altogether in the same dialog.
Of course...I still love them all, to varying degrees. :)
Actually, I think the beggar thing was deliberate. They spoke in the elderly British accent when acting the part of beggars and had the younger voices when they were acting as Thieves' Guild agents, just to hammer into the player's heads that their beggaring was partly an act.
Feel the power of my maaaaagaaaaaack! 3:14 Made me giggle.
Akureisenshi2 lol same
MADE ME DIE OF LAFFTER
21 planes same. Lol
Poison I know right.
"hold on, let me do that again..*does speech again*
Hey prime!
Spriggans, guardians of nature my foot! They'll curse you or summon a... Bear to tear you apart. *repeats without pausing before bear*
COMMNUSIM IS FAKE
Trainer Red Dafuck is commnusim?
Barry Shitpeas oh u must not know who Liberty Prime is and wat Russia used to be.
The Oblivion one is not a voice acting fails at all. The voice actor wanted to do a better take and the audio guy didn't make the cut properly later on.
The same could be said of all actors in movies or TV. The directors shoot the film, and the editors chop and change, so if there's any footage that's 'bad' there's so many people who could be blamed, not just the actor.
I believe its a hidden joke. The NPC is the master trainer in speech.
I agree that if anything, it's more of an editor's fail lol.
Okay “Specific Spencer”
So, it's a voice acting fail.
feel the power of my, **voice squeaking** *MYYY MAGIIIIC*
I almost died when I heard sonic adventure.
*"FROGGY, NO"*
Snip Snip *My sides hurt*
Is it just me or doesn´t he sound like Justin Roiland?
"Feel the power of my, mahahahagic"
Papa Ramen YOU FLAMING IDIOT, TEK DIZ
Papa Ramen Sounds like Pewdiepie x)
My laugh had 1000x more emotion than that delivery BAHAHAHAHAHA
Fittingly enough the German dub of Dynasty Warriors 3 was equally abysmal xD
Sounds like something from South Park
This is probably the best "top 10" styled-video I've seen in a while.
HOW IS IT THAT I’VE BEEN SO D E F E A T E D ?
I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT I HAVE BEFORE WRONGED BEEN SO MUCH!
to be fair thats a pretty good line XD
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Yeah, many of those SotN lines were pulled straight from the bible, and the others are otherwise actually quite gramatically correct to a degree, somewhat.
That's a good kreshtion.
FEEL THE POWER OF MY *MAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK*
hes seriously pushed it out hard and found no poop or poo...but yeah i love dynasty warriors forever! am playing FFXIV, and dynasty warriors 7@
Epic NPC Man ????
Whoa!! I received a notification of viva la dirt league at the same time I read your comment.
Hey, THAT is how you have to say it or the magic won't work. Go to Hogworts or something and it's the first thing they teach you.
katie gfx FEEL THE POWER OF *MAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK*
Feel the power of my... MAHHHHHJJIIICCCCC
kinda reminds me of Merasmus from TF 2.
more like the medic
*dead
And there goes my favourite childhood game lmfao XD
wait a minute let me do that one again...
"play my chemical romance on volume 11" this feels like a very personal attack
Person Jønes because obviously a person can't like TØP and MCR.......-_-
INNIT
samantha esther ikr
samantha esther IKR!!
samantha esther me too
I don't get why the Jill sandwich line is so popular when in the same game you get a man lying at death's door with his entrails spewing out of him and he just peacefully cries "Ouch...", twitches twice and then dies. Still the best worst line delivery in the original RE. I also like the master of lockpicking one better than the sandwich one.
palmieres It's the mix of the delivery, as well as the "dad joke" bit that lift it up to where it is.
There are lines that are delivered far worse, and other Barry dad jokes. However it's the delivery being as serious as possible, while making a dad joke over his comrade literary nearly being killed moments before. Her laughing at said joke at the expense of her nearly becoming a Jill sammich, doesn't help.
Months later, but now you have at least ... One opinion to think on in regards to your (probably) rhetorical question.
macdaddymario The Jill Sandwich line was made fun of in one of the Revelations games, I think the second one.
I think they just wanted to make it sexy with references to finding a back door a priority and Jill sandwiches...
See it just took me a while to figure out he said jill. I thought he jiggle sandwich
My sister and I still randomly say "What is it?" "BLOOD, hopefully NOT...Chris' BLOOD"
"feel the power of my magic" omfg im dead X'D
ooh!
it sounds like mr garrison😂😂😂
was he voiced by pete holmes?
Fool, you challenge me with trickery. I don't believe in magic. Onward!
7:18 cant....stop....... laughing
Judith George I broke the replay button I’ve never had laughed that hard
True
Judith George
Same
*squelch* ... ... ... AHHHHHH
lol ded
"We'll find Dr Wow Wee" I DIED AT THAT PART
BLUEBERRY SENPAI
It's like watching An American Tail again.
Blueberry Sans 2:05
I used to be good voice actor...
...until i took arrow to the neck.
Skyrim much
@@scarletquartz2873 knife to meet you too!
I just knew there must be an arrow joke in the comment section.
Wait..... I know you....
Hail sithis.
Godspeed, freind.
Oblivion has so many odd lines.
Never heard the 'wait let me do that one again' one before, then again I never did the thieves guild shit.
The one's I don't like is when you hear a beggar say to a guard "I'm so hungry" and then in response "The Best Defense sells fine light armor" It's mostly ironic when they mention the feed bag in response.
Or when they completely change accent. They go from Oliver Twist to a pleasing baritone.
I do love Wes Johnson, though.
BeefBacon Yeah, they go through the trouble to get voices specifically for beggars, then don't do anything. Else with it.
Also how every important vampire NPC is male because they didn't bother getting a female voice actor for vampires.
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Dreadful creatures.
+Rakanadyo the emperor and his three sons dead
Rip of failure
The fighters guild is looking for new recruits, good way to earn gold, if you got the stones for it.
"Feel the power of my magic!" Sounds like Mr Garrison
Cercie Shaia So I WASN’T the only one thinking that.
Cercie Shaia I was gonna say Trey Parker lol I'm not alone
‘Ok children, time to feel the power of my magic’ 😂😂
Come on children, don’t be shy.
Eh kinda…. But if he said “feel the power of my MAH-JIC, Mr. Slave!” id agree with you more
The ps3 Alone in the Dark Reboot:
"I AM THE LIGHT BRINGER!!
I'M THE FUCKING UNIVERSE!"
"I DON'T HAVE YOUR STONE! AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!"
Haha, I loved that line, personally XD
"Feel the power of my magic" sounds like it's from South Park
And that's not even on the level of "was the enemy camp pretty?"
There has never been, is not, nor will there ever be a line in video games voice acted worse than Farengar and that fucking, *"Come to Dragon's Reach to discuss the ongoing hostilities... like the rest of the great warriors?".*
"I'm sure you've made note of who's been the most helpful during your time here, 'arc'mage" (Nirya at the College)
+CyanideIX /bow
Serena Morrison Karliah has a very pleasant voice, actually. If you're having trouble hearing her, you might want to check the volume on your center channel, or at least try looking off to her left or right when you're talking to her to put her on multiple sound channels and through multiple speakers.
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Barbus if fucking hilarious and indestructible! I actually dragged him all the way over to Bonestrewn Crest and let him kill the dragon, a sabre cat, and a giant. It took a while, but it was fun to watch!
Young Frankenstein I went through the whole of the main quest like with him because he's essential as well as a good destruction and fighter 😂
I'll try what you recommended
Serena Morrison I do wish there was a way to get rid of his South Brooklyn accent, though!
I can handle ads
I can handle buffer
But when ads buffer
I start to suffer
H i l a r i o u s. A n d. O r i g i nal
Jake B. NeverknowsBest Oh, the irony. Lol
great
What if suffering had ads and started to buffer? would it cause the suffering to get tougher? would you huffer or get rougher?
Wat
"feel the power of my magiceeeeeeh!" hahahajajajajajajajjaajahjajajaja
You laughed so hard that your laugh turned spanish?
TrulyLegitGaming happens to the best of us
Joseph M. I laugh in Slavic
Cow Cow's abition won't be stop.
3:16
I love the "wait a minute, let me do that one again" bit
Dr. Light sounds like Elmer Fudd.
"I'll cwatch that wascally Wahwee!"
*wawee
It kinda sounds like Stan Lee impersonating Elmer Fudd.
"Be veeeewy quiet, I'm hunting Wahwee"
It kinda sounds like jerma985
ah... sarcasm
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion had Patrick Stewart on its voice cast. That makes up for any sort of mistake.
and sean bean
Yeah, for like 15 minutes
Yah but sean bean has to die. Law of cinema.
Stewart completely phoned in his Oblivion performance, just like everyone else does in Bethesda games.
His voice acting was on point given that the character just lost his entire family and was about to die himself, knew it, but had no way to get out of it. Nothing 'phoned in' about it.
feel the power of my...
maaaaaaaa jeeeeeck
DLC ENERGY
I read that right when I was up to it in the video
7:18 Hey why are you screaming?
*Body falls
Oh so that's why!
Aahhhhhhhhh
Feel da paa wah of ma MAAAAAAH JAAAAACK !
IndraEMC Ok
IndraEMC dying 😂😂
IndraEMC
The teaaars
500th like
Sounds like one of those early South Park guests
The megaman one is hilarious.
WE'LL FIND DOCTOR WA-WEE
Playful Fruit Dr. Light is Elmer Fudd in disguise.
Playful Fruit its like when you go to the dentist and ya can't feel your mouth 😂
I remember playing MM8 as a kid after getting it and the PlayStation from my older cousin who had just gotten the PS2 at the time and being like “Why? Why would you do this?”
Megaman X4's voice acting was also atrocious. Surprised it didn't get a mention alongside MM8's clip.
"KEE,KEE"
"Ahh, ahh"
I'm crying
TonyD3Tame Ahh... Ahh.
When I tried voice acting for the first time at the age of 6.
ok, fuck it lol
I started drinking water just before the delayed scream and then I almost choked to death
"wait lemme do that one again" lol I have played through oblivion so many times and somehow I never saw that one.
I found it, I never knew if anyone else noticed it until this vid lol
I was just running around the imperial city one night and I came across that line lol, laughed my ass off
@Swood they never patched it
Bethesda doesn't patch their games, they have modders to do it for them
I found that bit. It gave me a serious "What the actual fuck?!?" moment when I heard that. Anyway, join the Thieves Guild. You won't be sorry. :-D
The mega man voice acting, that ain't real is it? Fuck that's so bad it's unbelievable
Yeah I thought Mega Man X4 was among the worst until I saw this. It deserves an honorable mention though. :P
+Michael Matthews Mega Man 8 and X4 had some of the same voice actors
"Dr. Wah Wee" lol
Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting doctor wah wee.
Fill IMMEDIATELY W-MEGAMAN!!!
6:28 "IT'S SAFE INSIDE MY BEH-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Jagger C. *Geht in mah belleh*
Im crying
7:17 I can't stop watching, I'm in stitches 🤣
AHHHHHHH
Getting the appropriate voice actors is half the job. You need to direct them as to how you want the line to be said as well. When I did ADR for the first time at uni I had to ask my mums partner and my sister to voice the 2 main characters. In the end I got extra marks for a realistic sounding ADR (when my friends got lower marks for unnecessary exaggeration even though they used professional voice actors). Just because you drive a Lamborghini doesn't mean you're a good driver.
*Ahhh! Ahhh!*
No monster i think you mean : kee kee.
*ahh! ahh!*
no monster: kee kee.
*ahh! ahh!*
f*ck it.
Tails sounds like a seven year old XD
*WOAH TECHNOLOGY*
W O A H T E C H N O L O G Y
I played that game when I was like 8 and just now I realized its crap xD
But when you played it, it was _awesome._
Le MooMoo im pretty sure tail's suppose to be 7
It sounds like the kid who claimed to have fucked my mom on Garry's Mod
I'm gonna comment on this --wait let me do that again -- iM gOnNa CoMmEnT oN ThIs - wait a sec let me do that again - IMMMA COMMENT ON THIS VIDEEEOOOOOO
God Dammit I am eating at 2am while watching this
I choked on my food XD
Saphire Crown 😩😩😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😟😟😟😟😟😖😖😖😖😖😖😆😩😩😩😩😟😟😩😖😖😖😖
Saphire Crown what did you eat
TheJas20
Scrambled eggs
Saphire Crown it 4 am here
i thought he ate a............JILL SANDWICH!!
Symphony of the Night's dialogue was _glorious_.
***** You have been doomed ever since you lost the ability to love.
True
I' m Not a englisch mother tongue and when i translate them Seem correct to me. So whats so funny about this lines?
I WON'T GIVE IN TILL I'M VICTORIOUS
They are technically correct - just very silly and over-the-top in a way that seems distracting and unintentionally funny.
My dream is to become a voice actor, and voice a character in the next elder scrolls games
Good luck with your dream :)
How to get voice acting job for Bethesda:
Hi
Hi
I'm here for the voice acting job, I heard Bethesda is hiring?
Todd Howard is our CEO.
Do you hear about Dallas Texas
I see
Good bye
See you later
Hi
Hi
Practice and believe in yourself
Ive always dreamed of being a singer or an actor, but due to these.... Aspiring Singers/Actors that i keep seeing on the internet... I just kinda lose hope in myself
Caitlyn Nicholas hey don’t lose hope those people were once at the bottom, just keep practicing and watch and learn and work hard. You can do it, I know you can!
Keeeeee Keeeeeee
It’s pronounced AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH
Keeeeee keeeeee
Do you love me
Are you screaming
Say you'll never ever fail at voice acting when beside me
Do you keee keee or AHHH AHHH
In Sonic 06, during Shadow's Story the G.U.N Commander contacts Shadow and tells him to head to Wave Ocean, but the voice actor messes up his line and it's left in the game. He says "Agent Shadow, we've located Mephiles. Head to the Wave Ocean--" before muttering to himself, then repeating, "Agent Shadow, we've located Mephiles. Head to _Wave Ocean_ immediately".
James G I was thinking that too right when they showed Sonic Adventure. And when that women redid her line in Elder Scrolls.
James G I was about to comment that xD
James G or the other time when they said the book of darkness instead of specter of darkness
James G
When I was younger I used to think that Sonic 06 was the most amazing game in the world.
Looking back, it’s a pretty bad game.
Well, no matter how sucky it is, it’s still the staple of my childhood (that and Sonic Chronicles on the DS)
The ironic part about #2 is the character whose voice actor fucked up the line teaches master level speech craft
lol
that "feel the power of my MAGIC" one gets me everytime
sounds very south park like. Like Creg doing some rpg
it got me so many times back when I actually liked to play DW games.... upon finding it again, I still laughed my ass off. Some terrible things age well
The lines themselves, for handy quick reference:
Chaos Wars - 0:57
Mega Man 8 - 1:52
Last Alert - 2:09
Deep Fear - 3:29
Resident Evil - 4:16
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night - 5:05
Sonic Adventure - 5:45
Tenchu: Stealth Assassins - 6:19
Michigan: Report from Hell - 7:00
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - 7:40
House of the Dead 2 - 8:23
haven't started this video yet....but if Just Cause 2's entire cast (or at the very least, supporting cast) isn't on here, I will be highly disappointed.
+Whatculture Gaming I am disappoint
+Rixoli Lmfao I remember that cringey voice acting
Same here I hated how they called him scorpio it's just a wannabe bad ass name but u did actually like the gameplay
chrissy boi
That was what made it so awful, the gameplay was brilliant, the setting was beautiful but every time a character opened their cock-holster to speak, I wanted to cut my ears off and scream at the sky.
Duh Reapezzzzz
"Feel the power of my magic!"
Wow, amazing voice acting, my favourite.
Now, watch as your pathetic magic beTRAAAAAYSSSS YOUUU!!!!
LOL
Now feel my master’s limitless power and this pear.
Best voice acting is gta san andreas
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOWING THE DAYM TRAIN CJ!!!
Kedi Stars legend!
Kedi Stars I herd that voice line way too many times
IM SORRY ITS JUST SO HARD SHOOTING AND DRIVING
Kedi Stars Two number 9
A number 9 large
A number 6 with extra dip...
Yeah, I forgot the whole order...
Dramatic Hampster THE SAME DUD
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
how dare you! i love w-megaman 8
KEEEE KEEEE!
That Classy Penguin Kee Kee, pronounced aHH aHH.
" think you i would forget such a thing? what do you here?
your words are as empty as your soul!
mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
how is it that i've been so defeated? " - made my english teacher proud.
Every English teacher can sleep with happy dreams tonight :)
well I tried to translate it word to word Ton.german. Up to the Mankind line it fits very well. I love the complicate freedom of grammar in german. It is only a problem if you translate it back like in this game with the original language.
Have you tried to word-by-word translate Yoda's lines into Latin?
Into Latin, Yoda's lines, word-by-word to translate, tried, have you?
Yoda's lines into Latin to translate, have you word-by-word tried?
+Sableagle why should i trsnslate it to latin and why three times?
+bleed2blue1 Please say this is a joke! :D
Let me clarify something about Level 07 in Tenchu Shinobi Gaisen.
Baby Crying - Background Noise.
Background story: The Manji (Mahn-jee) Clan were well-known for ritual sacrifices, often involving young children, including infants.
The stone in question was inserted in the womb of the guardian (yes, that is a woman though she was voiced terribly by a male voice actor).
That just makes the scene even more hilariously terrible, to be quite honest.
I knew HotD2 would be no.1, most hilarious voice acting of all time. Me and my brother would constantly take the piss out of the voice acting as kids lol
"from the wradar wroom"
I'm surprised Sonic 06 wasn't listed for that moment when GUN calls Shadow and makes a mistake then repeats his line.
I got that game for my brother on Christmas and told him that he had to finish it for me to get him a better Christmas gift :D
SAVAGE! So savage that I feel it from Moon.
KINGOFDASLIPPYS I don't know why they only showed Tails as an example. Knuckle's "Oh no" and Shadow's cheesy phrase "This was easier than taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me" are so good examples, too.
I remember that. XD
So... how long did your brother take to speak with you again?
I was a voice actor once. Then I took an arrow to the knee.
Syncretic Views
*WOAH TECHNOLOGY*
Syncretic Views Hahahah, Skyrim guards, such comedy.
Syncretic Views LOL
Syncretic Views AAHH AAHH
So you got married?
Actually the Castlevania dialogue is technically correct...it's just acted so poorly that the delivery makes it sound like nonsense. Except maybe "What do you here"...that's probably wrong.
Umatsu Obossa - It's not. There was one other that was, but I forget which without going back to look... and I can't be bothered.
It's not what? Correct? Incorrect? I said two different things, you can't just say "It's not" and expect me to know what you're talking about.
Umatsu Obossa - Your last phrase was "it's probably wrong." Logically, that would be what I answered.
Well certainly in a verbal conversation that would be the rule and it would be obvious, but written conversations are less so. Especially since so many people take to addressing the BEGINNING of your statements and never even cover the last things said.
Are you sure it wasn't rampant with mistranslations?
What is a comment?? *throws wine glass* A miserable pile of words?
But enough typing! FIRST!
Your comments are as empty as your soul... RUclips ill needs a user such as you!
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Don't forget that one chick in Skyrim that runs up to you when you go to Kynesgrove with Delphine.
"No. You don't wanna go up there! A dragon.... It's Attaaaaacking!"
And the bard in Dawnstar that turns Ragnar the Red into a punk rock song
If that's the orc I'm thinking of, I think that's on purpose. As he's the worst bard in Skyrim.
Scaravian Nah, that's Lurbuk. The one I'm talking about is female.
oh the worst voice acting in that game is when you kill Mirmulnir. i don't think the clip plays without the "cutting room floor" mod or the unofficial patch, but it's terrible. look up "murmulnir dovahkiin no" and just indulge.
I'm surprised Megaman X4 wasn't on this list. "What am I fighting FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" -Zero, Megaman X4
Exactly the same voice cast as in Megaman 8
i just hated how loud tails was when i played the game.
He's actually acted just fine… usually. Knuckles, meanwhile, was pretty much "Whatev." from Start to Finish. Kinda fits their actual intelligence, actually.
In Oblivion, in the Shivering Isles expansion, there's an NPC, that if you talk to, the text is "" and it just stares into your soul. The opposite of what this video tries to find, but, thought I should bring it up.
*Body falls from closet*(few seconds pass) AHHH-
Kibbles The communismisticism Sakamoto desu ga?
That did happen yes.
The Laugh Scene from final fantasy X must be one of the most cringe things in the history of gaming....
AW AW AW AW AW AW AW
it was meant to be that way just like the Japanese version of the game
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!
it was intentional they where trying to cheer themselves up with forced laughing, I mean for fuck sake they laugh normally AT the fake laughing a few seconds later.
it was still cringe worthy as hell...that said, I wouldn't put the game on a top ten worst VA list...
though the remasters sure gave it a boost, since the only thing they updated was the textures, made the 2000 Voice Acting and animation look hilariously terrible...
After a long rabbit hole of youtube videos, this is one that not only made me literally laugh out loud, possibly waking my roommate, but my nasal passages hurt from coke coming out my nose.
7:17
thank you.
wow, thanks!
Thanks!!
Nice lol
*thud*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@0:57 Sounds like Killer Keemstar
yes it does
let's get right into the noose!!
omg it's true...
Keemstar is my Dreamstar
He gets right into the news and my heart.
The word you're trying to say is not exclusive to African-Americans NOR is your description the actual definition!
Person: Doctor Wah Wee
Me: *good job* 👏
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My personal record :P
My personal record is Five Thousand likes
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Inflatable Mattress can't find it in the comment section. LIARRR
This is literally my favorite video ever. I am in tears laughing every time I watch it, and I’ve watched it at least 20 times since I found it 3 years ago. Truly the happiness I need in quarantine
Alright, it's not that funny. Christ.
Tails sounds like one of those white kids who play club penguin
while jaquan steals bikes and skateboards amirite
*Roblox
"Mankind ill needs a savior such as you" actually kinda works as a poetically-worded phrase, but the rest are just garbage.
FuzzyPickles42 For me, it sounds like someone wrote german phrases and translated them word by word, but didn't mention the grammar. :D ... "What do you here?" - "Was tust du hier?" ... "Think you I would forget such a thing?" - "Denkst du, ich würde so etwas vergessen?"
lylavati lol youre actually right
Yeah I can see the German rules being applied, now that you mention it.
Funny to note, the first game in the Castlevania X series, Castlevania: Rondo of Blood, has an intro spoken entirely in German, check it out
It's not surpirsing, as poetic English generally is meant to sound like older English, and proper Old English is very similar to German in terms of syntax
Skyrim: Sindling as a werewolf just has static for a voice.
***** I should specify that its 360 and after you've said you'll help him kill the hunters.
Goddamn original release Esbern doesn't even have a voice. It also bugs the main quest. God damn lazy Bethesta testers.
Jarod_Insane Did you kill him. I did. I lit just came back from sovengarde
Well, there's that great line in Skyrim, "There's a DRAGON attacking" which sound like it's delivered more like "You left the toilet seat up again" but i mean.... HumbleNoob pointed that one out to me
Frankly you could make another of these videos just from ElderScrolls games
he should. I lIke ES:Oblivion, and Skyrim.
"Yes, I could use someone to fetch something for me"
It's especially bad in TES games when you have A-list actors like Sean Bean, Patrick Stewart, and Charles Martinet; and then random nobodies either half-assing or just being flat-out bad. That and constantly repeated phrases.
"Let me guess, someone stole your-"
>open developer console
>click on annoying guard
>type in "kill"
>hit enter
>???
>profit
who's charles martinet, and who does he voice?
It's a meee marrrrioooo.. ha ha haaaa
Tails, the first squeaker.
Goldman will forever be the worst example of voice acting though...my god
I know the squeaker when I see them, and...
Except when he falls to his death with a chipper little dog "woof!"
ITS NOT MCR ON VOLUME 11, ITS VOLUME 13. GOSH, YOU KNOW LIKE, NOTHIIIIING
I get that you're telling a joke, but it just sounds pretentious
gOSH I'M JUST SPREADING AWARENESS OF MCRX, GeEZ MUM
Go to your room, you're grounded. Your father and I will be having a very serious talk about this when he's back from work.
What did I tell you about speaking to your mum like that? *pulls off belt*... You have 10 seconds to get your ass downstairs
Jeremy Permenter oh shit no pls dont beat me like uncle jim does... pls no..
In addition to that fail in Oblivion, it would be great to see all the different characters voiced by the same 12 actors put up together in a montage 😂
I always thought he said Jiblet Sandwich...
I used to think he said Jiffle sandwich.
Angry_Old_ _Man_Gamer why?
Makes more sense like this.
Worst one I can think of is Harkness from Fallout 3, how he reacts to finding out he is an android is hilarious..
Then there is Benny from New Vegas which is just.. flat
Yup Harkness from Fallout 3 is just abysmal gold👍🏾
Harkness is a good character with horribly hilarious voice acting.
Moira Brown
*Shoots benny in the face with a 12 mm*
DECCAS8 Moira was a good character, personally I found her entertaining.
0:56 is that you keemstar?
haha perfect
6:49 James from EC
WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE!?
Because...IT WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT!
That's the first thing I though!
*FEEL THE POWET OF MY MAHAHAGAJAHACK!*