DAZ WATCHES I AM MY GIRLFRIEND’S OWNER

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @theoatboi8732
    @theoatboi8732 2 года назад +4355

    "When I was 12 years old and I found out how good cheeseburgers were..."
    Me too Daz, me too...

  • @pyperbogott6905
    @pyperbogott6905 2 года назад +2261

    I hope they pay the cameraman super well, because he’s going to need a really good therapist after this.

  • @makayla5519
    @makayla5519 2 года назад +133

    that ‘aggressive puppy’ impression was hilarious i laughed for 10 minutes 😂
    10:16

  • @ComicalCoconut
    @ComicalCoconut 2 года назад +909

    11:05 “Oh look, she’s hugging humans”😂😂😂 bruv, Daz is the only one I watch who can legitimately make me laugh out loud. Friggin awesome

  • @my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622
    @my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622 2 года назад +6232

    i love how she is eating off the carpet. my brain went to Amber saying how DIRTY the carpet is 😂😭

  • @imoliwiaa8611
    @imoliwiaa8611 2 года назад +192

    Daz I've actually pissed myself. Daz is the only RUclipsr that makes me laugh hysterically

    • @Bert_44436
      @Bert_44436 Год назад +1

      yess! im super sick right now and i just binge watch daz's videos and it makes me laugh.

    • @thedastone1939
      @thedastone1939 Год назад +1

      @@Bert_44436 hope you’re feeling well

    • @Bert_44436
      @Bert_44436 Год назад +2

      @@thedastone1939 thank you! i am sorta but i might have to have surgery soon, like a small one, because i go deaf alot in one ear. :D

    • @Ermwhattheflip_M
      @Ermwhattheflip_M 5 месяцев назад

      @@Bert_44436 how’s ur ear how if you don’t mind sharing?

  • @shakhan1999
    @shakhan1999 2 года назад +2328

    Imagine the couple walking up to the cashier and the cashier is like, "This is a pretty big dog bed, what kind of breed is it?" And the woman says, "Oh, we don't have a dog it's for me" 😂🤣

    • @fizzxykit
      @fizzxykit 2 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @blackpinkoveranyone
      @blackpinkoveranyone 2 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @LordAnti
      @LordAnti 2 года назад +59

      Relationships with dogs never work out. Just look at everything Johnny Depp has to go through just to get rid of his.

    • @darin9287
      @darin9287 2 года назад

      @@LordAnti DAMN YOU VIOLATED THAT BITCH

    • @Perkozcet
      @Perkozcet 2 года назад +1

      i read waking up

  • @gabs.14
    @gabs.14 2 года назад +2411

    "I don't exactly identify as a Labrador " had me laughing 😆

    • @markusmayer2683
      @markusmayer2683 2 года назад +1

      More like bulldog

    • @jimpaul162
      @jimpaul162 2 года назад

      Ok

    • @benbday
      @benbday 2 года назад

      Why only 5 replys

    • @j3sSM4iN
      @j3sSM4iN 2 года назад +2

      “When ur wife is shitting on my lawn”

  • @selectedsubjects9926
    @selectedsubjects9926 2 года назад +41

    Dani: ‘Hey! You should call me Puppy as a pet name.’
    Daz: ‘No ☕️’

  • @Da1sy_Div1ne
    @Da1sy_Div1ne 2 года назад +399

    Her:*describes herself as a cutesy "puppy"*
    Daz:Terrifying..... Terrifying.....

    • @Tigress583
      @Tigress583 Год назад +3

      I think the word "cutesty" and "puppy" now have a whole different meaning because of this generation.

  • @kharjo7
    @kharjo7 2 года назад +148

    8:20 "I'm sorry... its just, I miss picking up her shit" was the funniest line from this video

    • @reganh5223
      @reganh5223 2 года назад +5

      Imagine it was taken out of context. 😅

  • @TotaledThrone97
    @TotaledThrone97 2 года назад +20

    7:46 "NO ONE HAS!" 😂

  • @londonbridges1191
    @londonbridges1191 2 года назад +767

    Daz not being able to say 'fetishes' is so funny to me for no reason

  • @eireannbullimore7763
    @eireannbullimore7763 2 года назад +418

    Kinks and fetishes are private things to be done in private with like-minded people sometimes at cons if your kink has one.
    A lot of people joke about or say nasty things about us because seeing it makes them uncomfortable (which is a perfectly normal response to something you've never come across before and IS fairly sexual looking in nature, being uncomfortable doesn't excuse nastiness though) and it's a way of dealing with it. As Daz said, behind closed doors, do whatever the hell you like. Outside we should all be affording each other a little more respect and recognising that kinks are inherently uncomfortable for those who aren't into them and that is unlikely to change no matter how much people learn about them. For some reason animal players have decided their particular kink is fine to take outdoors, it's the only part of the BDSM community that I see taking full on roleplay to the general public. Everyone else tones it down for the general public if they take their roleplaying into everyday life.

  • @cravensravens
    @cravensravens 2 года назад +29

    Daz has some of the funniest commentary I've ever heard. That's what makes watching someone watch a video so entertaining

  • @PawziePup
    @PawziePup 2 года назад +200

    i love how daz roasts the hell outta these people, but by the end of it he keeps the same mindset that it's all okay as long as you're not hurting anyone

  • @fakenamesam7453
    @fakenamesam7453 2 года назад +3252

    U see the problem is, now people are encouraged to be what they truly want to be. Which ofcourse is to ensure people have the freedom to choose how they wish to live their life and not be oppressed by any "norm". Yet somehow many mistake it to be absolute freedom to do dick diddly. I absolutely agree with Daz's opinion on these kind of issues. Do whatever u want but don't put it online and not expect people to react to it.

    • @truewalter4193
      @truewalter4193 2 года назад +157

      I agree. People can do whatever they want, as long as its with cosent and doesn't violate the law. But dont rub it in other peoples faces (like putting it online), when you cant handle their reaction.

    • @ONYXPROJ3CT666
      @ONYXPROJ3CT666 2 года назад +37

      you can have different opinions,kinks anything just don't post it if you are a snowflake

    • @keziahfern7449
      @keziahfern7449 2 года назад +15

      In the words of the late MeatLoaf, You took the words right out of my mouth.

    • @pineapple2.041
      @pineapple2.041 2 года назад +28

      @@truewalter4193 posting something online isn't rubbing it in people's faces. attempting to force it on people and making it constantly known is rubbing it in people's faces. flaunting, being boastful. that's what it is

    • @pineapple2.041
      @pineapple2.041 2 года назад +6

      @Siatkarz what the fuck-

  • @AntonioNoack
    @AntonioNoack 2 года назад +10

    @8:55 not a ferris wheel, a furries wheel 😂

  • @genesiswilson4279
    @genesiswilson4279 2 года назад +1143

    Daz struggling to say “fetishes” cured my depression today😂😂😂

  • @1tyonie
    @1tyonie 2 года назад +996

    Daz: "Women with cat ears on their headset are mental"
    Me: -Looks at headset with cat ears- *inhale* fuck...

    • @_1A84_
      @_1A84_ 2 года назад +9

      Lmao

    • @auk854
      @auk854 2 года назад +29

      Nice but ur profile pic💀

    • @_1A84_
      @_1A84_ 2 года назад +37

      @@auk854 cat ears on headsets are mad cute tho XD

    • @TalkingToTheMoonGirl
      @TalkingToTheMoonGirl 2 года назад +21

      Lmfao I've got them too, my husband agrees with Daz! 😂😂

    • @mickyodeon
      @mickyodeon 2 года назад +14

      i considered buying myself a razer cat ear headset 😆 I didn't but yeah* i am mental eitherway. According to my profile pic i am already a Cat 😂

  • @thomasthewankengine898
    @thomasthewankengine898 2 года назад +127

    4:32 Daz is sooo on point here. I find this whole “puppy” thing so degrading towards women. Not only that, but especially the sexualizing of women who act or look younger. That shit’s fucking creepy. You have to ask yourself, who is that for? No normal person would find that attractive. It’s just disgusting to me. On a side note: the cat ears thing is something I can confirm! I’ve seen it in action numerous times and it unironically is true. It’s actually something I look for to avoid people! 😂

    • @karaakles6650
      @karaakles6650 2 года назад +3

      bro I see your point but I have to ask.....what is that name?😭😭

    • @Hi-om9bl
      @Hi-om9bl Год назад +2

      I’m a woman and I agree. It’s kind of weird. I guess throughout history there has been this cutsie look but it feels SUPER amplified now. It’s like pretty has become hyper cute

  • @JunesChalet
    @JunesChalet 2 года назад +1532

    Daz: "if they have cat ears on their head- they're mental"
    **nervously sweats as I am listening with my pink cat ears headset**

    • @unittoki4795
      @unittoki4795 2 года назад +37

      Nooo same 😭😭

    • @xxmaddiegirlxx6012
      @xxmaddiegirlxx6012 2 года назад +62

      I honestly think they look so cute! I want a pair myself 🥰

    • @dh2054
      @dh2054 2 года назад +6

      @@xxmaddiegirlxx6012 I Saw someone getting made fun of during school just because they were wearing one

    • @sweeperboy
      @sweeperboy 2 года назад +52

      lol, as he was saying that, I had a distinct feeling a proportion of his viewers would be feeling attacked!

    • @ilikeethanol1637
      @ilikeethanol1637 2 года назад +4

      Are they at least quality headphones?

  • @vrplus462
    @vrplus462 2 года назад +299

    Daz: I don’t know how she can stay on her knees like that all day long. me: she probably has had a lot of practice…

  • @carljohnston7527
    @carljohnston7527 2 года назад +7

    Lord almighty, I'm going to have to consider wearing adult diapers when I watch this channel because at 05:10 or so I laughed so hard that I almost peed myself! Dazs' commentary is spot on as usual! Thanks Daz, for your honest, no holds barred assessment of everything that is wrong with society, everything that's right with society, and everything in between! Such a genuine and naturally talented fellow.

  • @jam_med4142
    @jam_med4142 2 года назад +400

    This is exposing the general public to a kink that they did not consent to. puppy play IS a kink. when done in public it can be done for harassment or even sexual harassment as it’s a kink that they’re doing it outside.

    • @LethalLust19
      @LethalLust19 2 года назад +52

      that is correct and it also exposes minors to this sort of thing, which is not okay, people apart of any kink should know not to do what they did and show it in public

    • @KaiWills
      @KaiWills 2 года назад +21

      Unfortunately, it would not be prosecuted as any type of harassment if done outside. Harassment involves the criterium of feeling in danger, reasonably threatened by the situation. Seeing a man walk his puppy-roleplaying girlfriend down the street would not evoke a reasonable feeling of being in danger, just weirded out. If the lady for example, decides to truly act like a dog and runs over to you and tries to lick you, etc. then THAT is when it will go into the realm of harassment.

    • @deczinc2x871
      @deczinc2x871 2 года назад +6

      Cinnamontoastken and Buffpro covered this vid and they are actually a couple that don't do it in public.

    • @thatemoenby
      @thatemoenby 2 года назад +11

      Exactly. Although it does show an important thing that not all kink is sexual. Whether it's a kink or shes a pet regressor doing it beyond your own private space is wrong

    • @JarlHytchopiaGaming
      @JarlHytchopiaGaming 2 года назад +1

      i disagree about it being called a kink because it doesnt seem in any way sexual... more like mental breakdown meets midlife crisis sort of thing, theres alot of roleplay out there thats none sexual and i feel like this is one of those "shit i got confused woof" type of scenarios, somethings not all there. Also herassment isnt what this is, otherwise all kids and teens would be done for it when they play superman or starwars outside... js

  • @wfly81
    @wfly81 2 года назад +335

    "If they have cat ears on their headset, they're mental."
    Daz is out here calling out half of all women influencers...and Cinnamon Toast Ken. lol

  • @iheartjayden7310
    @iheartjayden7310 2 года назад +14

    I was having a bad day and getting bullied and as soon as I got home I clicked on your video cause you make me smile and laugh your literally the kindest human being

  • @P0sitive_vibes_0nly
    @P0sitive_vibes_0nly 2 года назад +730

    Daz: "You wanna see the warning signs? If they have cat ears on their head set, they're mental".
    Pewdiepie: ............................................I can explain.

  • @Olivia248
    @Olivia248 2 года назад +498

    Daz is the only person that can turn a 6 min video into a 13 minute one LMAO
    Edit: Ty for all the likes!

  • @phagglov2004
    @phagglov2004 2 месяца назад +2

    Her: you should call me puppy as like a pet name-
    Daz: No. sips tea flamboyantly. Next question.

  • @kreepykitty9401
    @kreepykitty9401 2 года назад +697

    Ok so here's the thing with kinks, it must be safe, sane, and consensual for all parties involved. At home/in the bedroom is where you and your partner/partners are the only ones involved. When you bring it out into the public You are then breaking the rule of consensual because there is no possible fucking way that you can get the consent of hundreds of people who might walk by you on a day while you're doing something like this. The rest of the public cannot consent to what you are doing, and because they are around or observing they are considered a part of this. The long and the short of it is be as kinky as you want at home with all your consenting partners. Once you bring it into the public there are people who do not consent to your kinks.

    • @dh2054
      @dh2054 2 года назад

      Doesn’t need to be any of those

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 2 года назад +54

      I'm pretty sure my consent is neither legally nor morally required for me to incidentally witness a woman on all fours with a leash in public. So long as there's no actual obscenity going on, her right to do that falls neatly into this thing called _freedom of expression._ If it disturbs me in some way, I can just... _look away._ Amazing, huh? I can name dozens of worse things people regularly do in public, without anyone's consent to see it, that is perfectly legal as well. This is weird, but not as egregious as you're making it out to be.

    • @emacmillan92
      @emacmillan92 2 года назад +4

      @@victorconway444 came here to say this

    • @itsmemastert
      @itsmemastert 2 года назад +44

      What happens behind closed doors, should probably stay there.

    • @The_pendrag0n
      @The_pendrag0n 2 года назад +6

      Bingo

  • @neadod2902
    @neadod2902 2 года назад +198

    *"It's easy to say 'Don't Judge' but when your wife is shitting on my lawn..😂"* 3:34
    Or bed when not properly house trained

    • @thatsgrim4309
      @thatsgrim4309 2 года назад +8

      or when her name rhymes with Amber Turd

    • @neadod2902
      @neadod2902 2 года назад +4

      @@thatsgrim4309 precisely😋

    • @JarlHytchopiaGaming
      @JarlHytchopiaGaming 2 года назад +1

      damn.... all that money and couldnt afford a trainer... poor guy

  • @mustafauwu
    @mustafauwu 2 года назад +7

    2:10 I'm Pretty sure that Daz is no simp 😂

  • @my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622
    @my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622 2 года назад +144

    “we can never have nice things” i FELT THAT SO MUCH

  • @isaac_owens9110
    @isaac_owens9110 2 года назад +185

    I love how Daz is so freaking open minded and is like “yeah this is weird but they’re not hurting anyone so I hope they’re happy!”

    • @ShockingPikachu
      @ShockingPikachu 2 года назад +28

      But also keep your kinks to yourself. People don’t want to see that in a public setting

    • @wenrock5546
      @wenrock5546 2 года назад +8

      @@ShockingPikachu exactly what I think everytime I see a video like this

    • @JonduGaming
      @JonduGaming 2 года назад +9

      @@ShockingPikachu agreed. "keep it in your pants" should be extended to "keep it in the bedroom". You do you, just not in front of me. 😂

    • @ShockingPikachu
      @ShockingPikachu 2 года назад +7

      @@JonduGaming like actually though. I'm just wanting to chill in McDonald's and eat mah food... I don't need someone pulling their gf on a choke collar across the dirty floor I did not consent to the kink

    • @JonduGaming
      @JonduGaming 2 года назад +1

      @@ShockingPikachu McD's? Gross, now I gotta food shame you. Nah I'm just playing! 😂

  • @zomb1epups
    @zomb1epups 8 месяцев назад +2

    10:18 THAT WAS THE MOST MASCULINE WOOF IVE EVER HEARD LOL

  • @wolfer9203
    @wolfer9203 2 года назад +37

    "She must literally walk into the living room and just look at you like, woof👹"
    My depression cured thx Daz🤣

  • @my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622
    @my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622 2 года назад +106

    “how it’s going dazzlers” will always be my favorite! part of the vid! i love saying it with daz ❤️

  • @gmillsy1086
    @gmillsy1086 2 года назад +6

    9:44
    Dark leather puppy things
    I’m sure it’s for “feeling more aggressive”
    Not other things

  • @mari.A968
    @mari.A968 2 года назад +21

    The guy : "want a treat? :)"
    Daz: "you want to go on Dr. Phil? YOU WANT HELP??"
    THE WAY I CACKLED LMAO

  • @artwithayla8547
    @artwithayla8547 2 года назад +48

    I died when he said, “ she must walk into the living room and look at you like this 😒, and then go WOOF”

  • @JedidiahRudnick
    @JedidiahRudnick 2 года назад +5

    I can't tell you how happy it makes me that all these years later, you're still making good content

  • @Super_Nova1234
    @Super_Nova1234 2 года назад +37

    6:31 “NO……” *sips tea* Omg my sides hurt 😂🤣😂🤣 I absolutely LOVE you Daz! 🥰😂 That made my day!

  • @rebeccahardy5216
    @rebeccahardy5216 2 года назад +23

    Hello Daz ill try keep this as non cringy as possible but since I was 13 (now 18) your videos have really helped me in my most turbulent times, I know a lot of people say this but I really value your videos and you as a person, your just a Ray of pure sunshine :)

  • @alyssacortez6758
    @alyssacortez6758 2 года назад +1

    10:17 " WOOF 😡" that got me 😂😂

  • @furryhater1477
    @furryhater1477 2 года назад +258

    Karen: "My son is not weird, he's normal!"
    her son: 5:05

  • @lunamoone5231
    @lunamoone5231 2 года назад +601

    “But when your wife is shitting on my lawn…”
    Amber Heard’s taking notes….
    (Edit: should have changed it to Amber Turd but oh well…)

  • @rubybartlett1036
    @rubybartlett1036 2 года назад +6

    The way daz just went "HI DANI" and "HI JACK" made me laugh

  • @amylewis7085
    @amylewis7085 2 года назад +62

    Daz never fails to make us laugh 😂 Love the daz watch series and the content 💪🏻💪🏻

  • @cansu_can777
    @cansu_can777 2 года назад +21

    I lost it when he said " I look special" at 4:50 😂 Sure, you do my man! LOL 😂❤

  • @josephpreston2370
    @josephpreston2370 2 года назад +6

    the neighbours would be like,
    "Herald! She is doing it again! I told you we should have got the haunted home!"

  • @bittercat5086
    @bittercat5086 2 года назад +6

    8:14
    Daz Black,-"Man, I wish I could take her on a walk"😂
    Daz Black,- "I miss picking up her sh!t"🤣🤣🤣
    😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @chaosgirl8552
    @chaosgirl8552 2 года назад +171

    What people do in their bedrooms is completely their business and as long as they're both consenting adults I don't see an issue with it. However, I do think it will make people uncomfortable to do this kind of stuff in public especially if they aren't in any sort of kink scenes themselves and unfortunately a lot of people will judge and make assumptions about this kind of relationships and stuff. Like they're probably super sweet people and I don't think they're hurting anyone, but this is one of those things that should remain private or in kink groups only but that's just my opinion on the matter.
    Also on an unrelated note, I think the cat ears and stuff is usually just fashion and doesn't always relate to kink. I have cat ear bands and it's cos I wear Gothic clothes that are based off of anime characters I like.

    • @SharkGem2000
      @SharkGem2000 2 года назад +7

      I couldn't agree more with you!!

    • @wenrock5546
      @wenrock5546 2 года назад +4

      Agreed and idk why they post this stuff and do it in public and then don't expect a negative reaction like if you can't handle it don't do it and this doesn't just go for her it goes for everyone who posts stuff that they definitely know is gonna get a negative response and can't handle that response

    • @littlemissgaming7020
      @littlemissgaming7020 2 года назад +5

      same! i love anime and i have cat ear head phones

    • @T.J...
      @T.J... 2 года назад +2

      I agree!

  • @amiahpayne6438
    @amiahpayne6438 2 года назад +8

    Daz, you are the only one that can make me laugh when I'm having a bad day

  • @JustAFace_InTheCrowd
    @JustAFace_InTheCrowd 2 года назад +16

    5:03 LMFAOOOO I’m just picturing this so vividly. Idk why but I just would die laughing if some chick whipped a can of raid out of her bag and sprayed some looney with it like they were a wasp. (Mostly because she had a can of raid in her bag, like… gurl why? lol. I’d kinda feel bad for the crazy dude, but come on, that’s just funny… 😂)

  • @skrskrpeep_5021
    @skrskrpeep_5021 2 года назад +14

    Hehe UWU fu** off had me dying 5:11

  • @melindalehmann1987
    @melindalehmann1987 2 года назад +7

    I don't laugh out loud many times but since my son has turned me to you I can't stop. Daz videos are our spending time!!!
    Daz you need to watch/do a video on My Big Fat Gypsy Weddings!!!! I can only imagine the comments 🤣

  • @kristeneliseg10
    @kristeneliseg10 2 года назад +49

    you know it’s gonna be an amazing video when daz starts the video off annoyed.

  • @karinbalci471
    @karinbalci471 2 года назад +17

    5:54 "A weird version of "Breaking Bad"" Don't you mean "Barking Bad"?

  • @wolfpack8432
    @wolfpack8432 2 года назад +4

    Guy: you want a treat? Daz: You want to go on Dr. Phil 🤣🤣

  • @Avi.Phantxm
    @Avi.Phantxm 2 года назад +32

    “OH LOOK!- she’s hugging HUMANS!”. Had me dead 😂👏

  • @sugr_cptn
    @sugr_cptn 2 года назад +11

    8:06 "I remember when she pissed on that fire hydrant"

  • @crystalleona9208
    @crystalleona9208 2 года назад +40

    personally i don’t like watching him doing horror games so when he posts a daz watches I always get so excited

  • @DisneyPrincess92
    @DisneyPrincess92 2 года назад +9

    I had a really stressful day at work today I’m still here but I had to go into the warehouse and cry it got that bad. And then I realised I had a notification that Daz uploaded a video and that truly made my day. You put a smile on my face and made me laugh which is what I truly needed thank you so much Daz from the bottom of my heart. You are one awesome guy.

  • @emilydunning1928
    @emilydunning1928 2 года назад +20

    Random but just to let you know Daz you have got me through so many hard times and I can’t describe to you how much joy you give!

    • @ryaneagle1201
      @ryaneagle1201 2 года назад

      Literally same here aha! Hope you're okay. :D

  • @DanielVMCFN
    @DanielVMCFN 2 года назад +1

    Daz you are a really nice man and you help me cope through the weak all the time I don’t know what I would do without you on RUclips

  • @miniappleis.city.bored2dea119
    @miniappleis.city.bored2dea119 2 года назад +17

    2:00 OK ...HI CHRIST🤗

  • @hobisdimples94
    @hobisdimples94 2 года назад +14

    Every time he gives her a "command" (Jesus I shiver at the thought) he sounds absolutely f*cking dead inside 🤣 This made me feel sick but yall keep doing your thing I guess 🥲

  • @mymuffinmcguffin4099
    @mymuffinmcguffin4099 2 года назад +3

    I just had a good cry and I immediately went to go watch Daz because he makes me feel better it makes me laugh does anybody else do this just me okay 💞

  • @ashe3410
    @ashe3410 2 года назад +51

    Imagine daz reacting to the lore of gorillaz-
    WOW THAT WOULD BE TERRIFYING!!

    • @iIilovex
      @iIilovex 2 года назад

      Oh lord 😭😂

  • @xxmaddiegirlxx6012
    @xxmaddiegirlxx6012 2 года назад +10

    Lmao I honestly want cat ear headphones because I think they’re really cute and I love animals altogether 😂 Wanted a pair of them way before even finding out about ‘puppy play’ or whatever else there is 💀

  • @s1ncla1rs
    @s1ncla1rs 2 года назад +2

    7:59 “right sit, good girl” that got me dying 😭

  • @graceybates2111
    @graceybates2111 2 года назад +6

    I love how effortlessly hilarious Daz is. Every time I need a laugh, I know that if I click on a Daz video I will be in tears.

  • @s7casper588
    @s7casper588 2 года назад +174

    Me: *drinking water*
    Daz: "All this sexual stuff like hE hE"
    Me: *Spits water over everything that exists and continues to laugh hysterically for 3 minutes*
    Honestly Daz, keep up the excellent work and making peoples days infinitely better!

    • @ryaneagle1201
      @ryaneagle1201 2 года назад +3

      Being someone who has gotten into the habit of using " hehe" but not like in a sexual way, this literally made me cry of laughter I wasn't expecting it and had the same reaction as you. He's he best hehe LMAO :D

  • @Certfied_Astro
    @Certfied_Astro 2 года назад +5

    Guinness world record for dating a woman who enjoys puppy play Medal of Honor to this man for staying with her for this long

  • @mazikeenlouise
    @mazikeenlouise 2 года назад +10

    5:43 is what amber turd was referring to when she said Johnny had a jar of coke 😂

  • @neadod2902
    @neadod2902 2 года назад +159

    Dani: *brings lead over to Jack*
    Jack: *"No, I can't take you for a walk I've twisted my ankle"*
    Dani: leaves
    Dani: returns wearing leather mask
    Dani: *"..Woof!"*
    Jack: *Hops down path beside dog Dani*

  • @Thee_Wizaard
    @Thee_Wizaard 2 года назад

    I love daz, he's another RUclipsr that has saved me, he's so funny and hilarious, and I love him. It's been stressful with family problems, so I'm so happy that I found daz games.

  • @warlock-jr-2545
    @warlock-jr-2545 2 года назад +19

    Daz is the best tbh...
    Always makin' my day

  • @zarkovanniekerk4057
    @zarkovanniekerk4057 2 года назад +7

    I'm not lying 00:01 here I already started laughing and he hasn't even spoken yet 😂😂😂

  • @patricia.0013
    @patricia.0013 2 года назад +1

    I CANNOT with daz reaction I was wheezing the whole time I was watching this video! Daz really made my day 😂♥️

  • @jackredhead6838
    @jackredhead6838 2 года назад +50

    I just can’t help hearing that as “just call me by the name I was born with: Christ” 😂 Daz is god confirmed

  • @ezc2270
    @ezc2270 2 года назад +14

    Imagine coming home from work, wanting to relax and talk the day through with someone, and she starts yapping at you 🤣

  • @SavedError
    @SavedError 2 года назад +1

    Woke up for work just now and decided to watch this. Made the start of my birthday fantastic 😂

  • @nikki_unu_6787
    @nikki_unu_6787 2 года назад +7

    Thank you so much for always making my day better Daz

  • @mrhotdog9619
    @mrhotdog9619 2 года назад +15

    When he says “ hello dazzlers “ it actually makes me feel good about my self lol

  • @Nat_Implosion
    @Nat_Implosion 11 месяцев назад +2

    6:22 I’M CRYING☠️

  • @SuspiciousCanine
    @SuspiciousCanine 2 года назад +15

    11:34 that line got me dying laughing

  • @Kaiandherfloof
    @Kaiandherfloof 2 года назад +47

    She’s going to have so many joint, neck and back issues from constantly crawling around like that

  • @xoxololo111
    @xoxololo111 2 года назад +1

    do another daz watches this week!!! i just graduatedddd ❤️🎓 bless ussss

  • @leylamarshall9738
    @leylamarshall9738 2 года назад +4

    i always like Daz’s videos without even watching them first, coz ik they gonna be good, the man is comedy gold and most of the time he aint even trying, gotta love him

  • @justnoone133
    @justnoone133 2 года назад +6

    Love you daz!! I love daz watches!! It’s my favourite!! You brighten my day!! xx

  • @mid-knight6528
    @mid-knight6528 2 года назад +2

    I love how daz always makes sure to remind people that he's not trying to be offensive, if we were invaded by an otherworldly species, he'd be my first pick as representative for humanity lmao

  • @kessdickens1894
    @kessdickens1894 2 года назад +9

    Not Daz having a stroke 💀💀 0:44

  • @trampshostess5994
    @trampshostess5994 2 года назад +9

    When daz starts a video that doesn’t straight away with his loud intro you know it’s gonna be good

  • @moniquehoch852
    @moniquehoch852 2 года назад

    5:04 ...... just pure gold. I passed away😂😂💀

  • @gracie5241
    @gracie5241 2 года назад +35

    I love Daz's cute girl peace sign with the tongue sticking out 😭

  • @MaxTedder2
    @MaxTedder2 2 года назад +124

    This is a coping mechanism, I don't personally do this tho. I do age regress and it helps alot with anxiety and stuff. It's not a sexual thing for me, I'm asexual. I do it alone with the door locked because my family other than my mom wouldn't understand. My mom is very supportive of it, but I never involve her because that would feel weird for me lol.

    • @freakshow8863
      @freakshow8863 2 года назад +18

      Finally somebody who understands

    • @gracemiller9800
      @gracemiller9800 2 года назад +18

      i age regress too, none of my family knowns and only a few of my very supportive friends know, but i always try and do it when alone so that i dont get any bad reactions or if it makes them uncomfortable cause they don't know what to do. it's my way of coping.

    • @freakshow8863
      @freakshow8863 2 года назад +4

      Same

    • @Kate-n2310
      @Kate-n2310 2 года назад +5

      Get therapy.

    • @gracemiller9800
      @gracemiller9800 2 года назад +24

      @@Kate-n2310 most people are, and did you know that some therapists actually reccomend age regression as its really effective at helping with depression, anxiety, etc.

  • @duulii.111
    @duulii.111 2 года назад +1

    DAZ IS THE BEST RUclipsR EVER

  • @mia-ez9qy
    @mia-ez9qy 2 года назад +8

    IM DYING AT THIS LMAO
    10:13