When you find out that one friend might be gay Part 8

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  • @LongBeachGriffy
    @LongBeachGriffy  3 года назад +17634

    Thank you all for 3 Million subscribers ❤️ Glad I could be someone you all enjoy watching, have a blessed day.

  • @Rec0rderMast3r
    @Rec0rderMast3r 3 года назад +24060

    Bro it's just a metaphor...

  • @SomerHollingsworth
    @SomerHollingsworth 3 года назад +16325

    Honestly these bars were fucking fire ngl

    • @Harsh-yg3cc
      @Harsh-yg3cc 3 года назад +22

      not really

    • @ilay_ux
      @ilay_ux 3 года назад +563

      @@Harsh-yg3cc they were tf

    • @KromeTV
      @KromeTV 3 года назад +20

      sus

    • @avonire
      @avonire 3 года назад +196

      they were!! beyond the jokes dudes got some nice lyrical writing

    • @SomerHollingsworth
      @SomerHollingsworth 3 года назад +135

      @@avonire yeah thats my point. obv mans was joking but the genuine bars had me like DAYUMMMM

  • @damianjack8
    @damianjack8 3 года назад +2030

    "she try to slytherin griffindor"
    Fire, straight fire

  • @macfresher11
    @macfresher11 3 года назад +8454

    if he wrote these bars for female rappers today, he’ll be a millionaire

  • @GardenOfEdenHazard
    @GardenOfEdenHazard 3 года назад +10390

    “It’s a metaphor” will forever remain undefeated.

    • @Noface_allcases.
      @Noface_allcases. 3 года назад +9

      ruclips.net/video/JB-qZEJ6fm8/видео.html

    • @GrabbandeseNuts
      @GrabbandeseNuts 3 года назад +95

      It could easily be defeated by "but I'm not a rapper" that stuff guarantees you the W

    • @AdamAbdeljaber
      @AdamAbdeljaber 3 года назад +2

      m.ruclips.net/video/5VqbDez_Dq8/видео.html

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 3 года назад +2

      I create content similar to longbeachgriffy and he's a big reason I started my channel 2 months ago.Can y'all take some time and look at one of my skits and possibly subscribe?Thank you for your help🙏

    • @alexc7864
      @alexc7864 3 года назад +9

      Really can't say shit in the comments without a bunch of clowns self promoting smh.

  • @netche10
    @netche10 3 года назад +1995

    That "head hunting" bar was actually clean I can't even front.

    • @RedragonReviews
      @RedragonReviews 3 года назад +22

      Yeah bruh went in like a mf whole video lololol

    • @OriginalLightRogue
      @OriginalLightRogue 3 года назад +74

      That bar had me literally screaming DAMN!!! Had to pull over to let my car cool off

    • @RedragonReviews
      @RedragonReviews 3 года назад +7

      @@OriginalLightRogue hahahaha 😂

    • @goldbluetears
      @goldbluetears 3 года назад +21

      "put a bounty on his dck and call it head huntin" woooooow

    • @DaGreatGod21
      @DaGreatGod21 3 года назад +7

      Jail nigga, you gay

  • @marlom7882
    @marlom7882 3 года назад +2493

    He did this so long his homeboys didn’t even yell. They don’t even feel anything at this point they’re too exhausted and disappointed to feel anything.

    • @jonajona6976
      @jonajona6976 3 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html........

    • @l3mu3l1
      @l3mu3l1 3 года назад +28

      Facts🤣🤣🤣

    • @roksad89
      @roksad89 3 года назад +24

      Why disappointed...

    • @spoopyscaryskelebones3846
      @spoopyscaryskelebones3846 3 года назад +24

      @@roksad89 cuz their bars can never be as good as his :)

    • @YouLose
      @YouLose 3 года назад +34

      @@roksad89 This is such a bait comment. Don't fall for it guys...they just want to argue with you.

  • @RayMikee
    @RayMikee 3 года назад +4346

    “Let’s smash bro’s”
    “Break my back Kung lao“
    “ what the FUUUUUUUUUUUCK””
    LMFAOO

    • @adraedin
      @adraedin 3 года назад +125

      That was my favorite part. So over the top, it's gold.

    • @sephiroth8724
      @sephiroth8724 3 года назад +51

      That was the funniest shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fernandocarretero6782
      @fernandocarretero6782 3 года назад +12

      Would you mind explaining? English isn't my mother tongue, so I didn't get that one.

    • @EveryDay-fc1fy
      @EveryDay-fc1fy 3 года назад +27

      @@fernandocarretero6782 I’m English and I don’t even get it

    • @SoapCkat
      @SoapCkat 3 года назад +68

      @@fernandocarretero6782 "lets smash bros"
      Is reffering to super smash bros and
      "Break my back Kung laaoo"
      Is about kung lao from mortal kombat

  • @deaconstjohn3399
    @deaconstjohn3399 3 года назад +2321

    “ITS A METAPHOR” Top ten phrases to get you out of a sticky situation.

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms 3 года назад +5577

    When we talking Bars, this is your Best Video!

    • @dan._.5720
      @dan._.5720 3 года назад +16

      that’s facts first to reply for clout

    • @castles990
      @castles990 3 года назад +3

      🍆😔

    • @alexr6068
      @alexr6068 3 года назад +22

      The suicide one had the hottest ones though

    • @SupaWarfare
      @SupaWarfare 3 года назад +2

      What about that Naruto bar tho

    • @Annileeze
      @Annileeze 3 года назад

      His BEST is “when everyone is offended by everything” video. That is comedic gold and genius!!
      So brilliantly done and hilarious . 🤣😂

  • @spandanchatterjee3856
    @spandanchatterjee3856 3 года назад +1976

    "She tryna slytherin into Gryffindoor" had do be the hardest bar yet

  • @PaulSmith-xp9tl
    @PaulSmith-xp9tl 3 года назад +2428

    Y'all sleeping on that Zelda Bar. "Everytime we Link, she grips the sword" 🔥🔥🔥

    • @emmanuelguerrero3071
      @emmanuelguerrero3071 3 года назад +41

      Haha! Good catch!

    • @vladimirmelnikov849
      @vladimirmelnikov849 3 года назад +71

      I thought it was about the Sword of Gryffindor (the one Harry killed the basilisk with), continuing the "Slytherin Gryffindor" line

    • @cazimim3375
      @cazimim3375 3 года назад +21

      @@vladimirmelnikov849 both

    • @AfroCultist
      @AfroCultist 3 года назад +43

      @@cazimim3375 the fact that he made that bar, he needs a studio

    • @zeno9789
      @zeno9789 3 года назад +26

      Nah the head hunting one was top tier

  • @Some_One_456
    @Some_One_456 3 года назад +4820

    *I would say he spittin but we all know he swallows*

    • @castrocuba4937
      @castrocuba4937 3 года назад +132

      Top comment

    • @samplum1567
      @samplum1567 3 года назад +150

      They sleeping on this comment fr

    • @sIimepoop
      @sIimepoop 3 года назад +50

      I see what you did there

    • @artisttjan
      @artisttjan 3 года назад +30

      Stop this 😂

    • @jzip
      @jzip 3 года назад +53

      I want to say he doesn't suck, but dude sucks lol 😆

  • @hannahscholtzz7355
    @hannahscholtzz7355 3 года назад +2239

    I like how he's evolved from "I'm going home" to "I'm just done"

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 года назад +61

      He was going home for so long that he was done trying to find it

    • @hannahscholtzz7355
      @hannahscholtzz7355 3 года назад +15

      @@Pelipear that comment wRECKED ME 😂😂😂 tbh id be done trying to go home through all those videos

    • @КонстантинАбрамов-ы8г
      @КонстантинАбрамов-ы8г 3 года назад

      🅱️🅱️

    • @oh_omo7989
      @oh_omo7989 3 года назад +1

      @@Pelipear BAHAHSHS IM DEAD

    • @Yexuh
      @Yexuh 3 года назад

      Mr beast commented on my recent video OMG

  • @Notthisagain69
    @Notthisagain69 3 года назад +5623

    "Cuz she stay tryin to SLITHER in GRIFFIN door"
    What a bar!

    • @0ringsss742
      @0ringsss742 3 года назад +91

      Lol it’s a Harry Potter reference

    • @ProfitPower13
      @ProfitPower13 3 года назад +373

      @@0ringsss742 for real!? That's crazy, thanks for that, I was wondering where I heard it from

    • @KabooM1067
      @KabooM1067 3 года назад +41

      IKR that was fucking beautiful HAHA

    • @dcarroll8347
      @dcarroll8347 3 года назад +27

      @@ProfitPower13 😂

    • @koreyjeffers6963
      @koreyjeffers6963 3 года назад +74

      Tryin to Slytherin Gryffindor

  • @NotebookLives
    @NotebookLives 3 года назад +1335

    "Sloppity of the Slop-Slop.
    That Bukkake Top."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. You know what, Griffy? I think I'M going home.

  • @braindead_johnny
    @braindead_johnny 3 года назад +1363

    His neighbors be like
    "Honey! The neighbor is spitting his gay rhymes again!"

    • @mr.herbert532
      @mr.herbert532 3 года назад

      He doesn't have neighbors

    • @xTemperszz
      @xTemperszz 3 года назад +1

      666 likes

    • @uzomamba2660
      @uzomamba2660 3 года назад +10

      Plot twist...his neighbours are actually the background extras

  • @mynoseisdirty1250
    @mynoseisdirty1250 3 года назад +3924

    That “griffyndoor” bar is hard

    • @L3athaface
      @L3athaface 3 года назад +138

      Every time we LINK she GRIP the SWORD

    • @tcsprynce5748
      @tcsprynce5748 3 года назад +17

      Was just about to comment the same thing lmao

    • @unowr79
      @unowr79 3 года назад +6

      @Killa Cam no fucking cap

    • @Luke41461
      @Luke41461 3 года назад +10

      That shit was lyrical

    • @thesmasheffect
      @thesmasheffect 3 года назад +66

      Slytherin Griffindoor / Slither in Griffin door
      Fucking heat

  • @TheMaskedMan
    @TheMaskedMan 3 года назад +7949

    Bro those fighting game bars went *HARD*
    Nightmare -> SOUL CAL🥵

    • @zestobrandino
      @zestobrandino 3 года назад +47

      Hey Mr. Split Personality Disorder

    • @anupambarua3407
      @anupambarua3407 3 года назад +14

      unexpected encounter

    • @davynsavage4235
      @davynsavage4235 3 года назад +13

      You prolly liked the “Let’s smash bros line the best” huh
      Come to think of it this sound like a Jorge rap😂

    • @theredscum4202
      @theredscum4202 3 года назад +6

      The Masked Man we meet again

    • @kaibibi
      @kaibibi 3 года назад +2

      FR

  • @TB__-
    @TB__- 3 года назад +556

    That gryffindor line was actually genius.

    • @ARTDEVGRU247
      @ARTDEVGRU247 2 года назад +1

      Dont get it

    • @KingGilgamesh1741
      @KingGilgamesh1741 2 года назад +5

      @@ARTDEVGRU247 watch Harry Potter

    • @sencrew5293
      @sencrew5293 2 года назад +13

      @@ARTDEVGRU247 Slytherin (slither in)
      Gryffindor (Griffin door)
      A Harry Potter reference

    • @lt3746
      @lt3746 Год назад +5

      @@sencrew5293 also his name is griffin

    • @sencrew5293
      @sencrew5293 Год назад

      @@lt3746 I know, was that for Anthony? 😅

  • @bongs6389
    @bongs6389 3 года назад +1762

    “Stay tryin Slytherin Griffin Door” somebody get this dude a record deal😤😤😳

    • @McClain3000
      @McClain3000 3 года назад +47

      unironically bars.

    • @truffle6082
      @truffle6082 3 года назад +11

      Barrrs

    • @simi.o5971
      @simi.o5971 3 года назад +31

      that’s was hard had to pause that

    • @ismaelgama4685
      @ismaelgama4685 3 года назад +5

      That shit was so fye tho

    • @ezeuzuka3344
      @ezeuzuka3344 3 года назад +28

      My face went stank mode real quick after hearing that sh*t...had to pause and get ready for the gay sh*t he was gonna say next😂😂

  • @kagex8925
    @kagex8925 3 года назад +407

    “She stay trynna slytherin Gryffindor” 🔥

    • @jonajona6976
      @jonajona6976 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html.......

    • @Tweekeen
      @Tweekeen 3 года назад +40

      That line was filthy🔥

    • @Cookiesandcreamss
      @Cookiesandcreamss 3 года назад +8

      I didn’t even think about Harry Potter until I saw this comment

    • @umaryes4473
      @umaryes4473 3 года назад +15

      Slytherin gryffindor

    • @riccracc6547
      @riccracc6547 3 года назад +13

      Thats the hardest line in the whole shit... unbelievable

  • @Freshness0009
    @Freshness0009 3 года назад +2110

    If he said “no homo tho” after all that, he would’ve been alright

  • @lcbar9230
    @lcbar9230 3 года назад +983

    I am a homosexual male who is interested in other males.
    WAIT ITS A METAPHOR

  • @joshuakurian7761
    @joshuakurian7761 3 года назад +2686

    This man has created a youtube channel devoted to talking to himself. This is.....amazing

    • @soseikiharagatatsu7859
      @soseikiharagatatsu7859 3 года назад +21

      This guy has too many personas

    • @doombot5343
      @doombot5343 3 года назад +25

      (Looks at celeb city) yea u right

    • @shortsbydawn
      @shortsbydawn 3 года назад +17

      @@doombot5343 (also look at lenar young)Yeah he definitely right

    • @rakshatrd8659
      @rakshatrd8659 3 года назад +4

      We have @BBkivines in india. He do the same thing.

    • @DrMacca
      @DrMacca 3 года назад +2

      And all this frickin time we're been doing the same here without recording a thing. 😁

  • @jibrilhendrickson9242
    @jibrilhendrickson9242 3 года назад +2558

    If griffy had a spiderman movie it would be called Spiderman: I'm going home.

  • @CrazyWizza
    @CrazyWizza 3 года назад +506

    Them bars were so fire, the outro went home.

  • @matthieu3574
    @matthieu3574 3 года назад +692

    That Harry Potter bar was so crucial😭😭

  • @t.butler8714
    @t.butler8714 3 года назад +1960

    Tha homies leavin’ Griffy’s house: mane...that shit was gay, griffy be trippin’..I ain’t gon lie tho.. nigga had bars!

    • @chemicalcreations2022
      @chemicalcreations2022 3 года назад +5

      Underrated AF

    • @ThisIsGlamboy
      @ThisIsGlamboy 3 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @rieky777
      @rieky777 3 года назад +3

      True story

    • @ezramotz1995
      @ezramotz1995 3 года назад +2

      And then the one other sus friend replies “hell ya and that’s not the only thing he got!” 👀 👀

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 года назад

      I make skits kinda like Griffy. I bet 100% I’ll make y’all laugh. If I’m wrong then you can come back to this comment and tell me otherwise

  • @callmeOZ96
    @callmeOZ96 3 года назад +6888

    "cuz she stay tryna slytherin gryffindor"
    Bro, I'm not even capping thats the smoothest bar I've ever heard in my life.

    • @theicemachine1574
      @theicemachine1574 3 года назад +378

      that shit was cold AF

    • @EdNorty
      @EdNorty 3 года назад +31

      Stole it from Geechi vs. K Philosophy

    • @AKSatMusic
      @AKSatMusic 3 года назад +307

      @@EdNorty I doubt he stole it-totally possible for two people to come up with the same bar independently, happens all the time. There was a similar bar in ERB Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker. But also in this context it has another layer to it since his name is Griffy

    • @williamckinley
      @williamckinley 3 года назад +3

      @@q34-q7c which video?

    • @kiwaniervin9444
      @kiwaniervin9444 3 года назад +5

      that was the best line

  • @scrimV1
    @scrimV1 3 года назад +2723

    When the world needed him most, he returned.

    • @jonajona6976
      @jonajona6976 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html......

    • @shinigami1357
      @shinigami1357 3 года назад +6

      It’s been too long

    • @XXXTentaclez
      @XXXTentaclez 3 года назад +2

      X vool not a crip but im vool Molly Baby In yo Mouth Figaro!

    • @davobrokeasf
      @davobrokeasf 3 года назад +3

      lol fr

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 3 года назад +3

      Fr I make skits too....

  • @zandoe
    @zandoe 3 года назад +681

    “Imma nightmare with the rounds...Soul Cal” THATS A BAR

    • @itscoachmorphius123
      @itscoachmorphius123 3 года назад +30

      That whole Tekken 5, Soul Cal line was a ridiculous bar 🔥🔥

    • @auginater4200
      @auginater4200 3 года назад +5

      I wonder if he also lives in so cal lol

    • @kamikazehound3243
      @kamikazehound3243 3 года назад +9

      @@auginater4200 yeah he from Cali, that triple entundre lit lol

    • @theinternetisconfusing5438
      @theinternetisconfusing5438 3 года назад +24

      "You fight me, fam all in. It's gon' be Street Fighter when I call Ken/kin (SF char/synonym for family)"

    • @geekout774
      @geekout774 3 года назад +10

      @@theinternetisconfusing5438 damn this went past me ^ thats cold.

  • @julian2238
    @julian2238 3 года назад +383

    "Stay tryna slitherin griffindor". I mean you really a rapper at this point.

  • @abetterworld96
    @abetterworld96 3 года назад +4520

    Griffy is the only guy who can argue with himself and make it seem like he's really arguing with a bunch of ppl. 😂😂

  • @johnlemon1977
    @johnlemon1977 3 года назад +2373

    "Call it head hunting"
    This man could be a ghost writer for Megan the stallion or Cardi B 😂

    • @motherhoney3863
      @motherhoney3863 3 года назад +5

      Fa facts😂

    • @carter3568
      @carter3568 3 года назад +45

      His word play is crazy and he’s funny asf kinda reminds me of Tyler

    • @soothingseas
      @soothingseas 3 года назад +8

      How do you know he doesn't have a ghost writer?

    • @soseikiharagatatsu7859
      @soseikiharagatatsu7859 3 года назад +2

      He knows

    • @DigiCube4
      @DigiCube4 3 года назад +13

      @@soothingseas how do we know no one ghost writes your comments. Same logic.

  • @YahBoiMocha
    @YahBoiMocha 2 года назад +65

    "I go from block to block like I'm playin' hopscotch" is an underrated bar

  • @JC_43
    @JC_43 3 года назад +1381

    "Let's Smash Bros. Break my back,
    K U N G L A O"
    - Shaolin Monk left the chat.

    • @DaComebakKid
      @DaComebakKid 3 года назад +36

      *Kung Jin has entered the chat*

    • @kendallwilliams9618
      @kendallwilliams9618 3 года назад +6

      @@DaComebakKid Underrated comment. 😂🤣

    • @ghostafk1139
      @ghostafk1139 3 года назад +1

      Lin kang entered the chat

    • @therealdmoneyy
      @therealdmoneyy 3 года назад

      @@kendallwilliams9618 reply section*

    • @bluemarvel5970
      @bluemarvel5970 3 года назад

      Can someone explain the reference please? I get that he is a fighting game character but how does that refer to being gay?

  • @armanbinukasim1386
    @armanbinukasim1386 3 года назад +757

    THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL HAS FINALLY RETURNED

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад +1

      Sorry for promoting my almost funny comedy channel. I am to cheap to pay for commercials. Give me a chance to make you laugh 😀🙌😀🙌😀🙌

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 3 года назад +4

      I make content similar to griffy.He's a huge inspiration

    • @Breezyz
      @Breezyz 3 года назад +2

      i cant stop laughing at yo pfp

    • @TheRealWoopSlap
      @TheRealWoopSlap 3 года назад +2

      It's been a year since then

    • @TheRealWoopSlap
      @TheRealWoopSlap 3 года назад +3

      @@neilxdavis5359 sup

  • @coooookie
    @coooookie 3 года назад +554

    when there's 8 of those...
    that friend is a confirmed gay

    • @jonajona6976
      @jonajona6976 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html...

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @drummerboyhaki3016
      @drummerboyhaki3016 3 года назад

      Ain’t gay but I’m the sus friend

    • @Axel-pr8tz
      @Axel-pr8tz 3 года назад +1

      It’s just a really long metaphor

    • @bobbob5007
      @bobbob5007 3 года назад

      Three is confirmed 8 is a lifestyle lol

  • @nnovahsjones82
    @nnovahsjones82 3 года назад +80

    "Sloppity of the slop slop" is going on my tombstone

    • @felayepassis2868
      @felayepassis2868 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @LGHTskin
      @LGHTskin 3 года назад +2

      I've never laughed so hard at a comment in my fucking life 😂

    • @felayepassis2868
      @felayepassis2868 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @najeewilson8942
      @najeewilson8942 3 года назад

      I can't read this comment with a straight face it has me crying 😂😭

  • @diazchristopherm
    @diazchristopherm 3 года назад +3848

    These bars are actually hard as fuck

  • @C.I.A1947_
    @C.I.A1947_ 3 года назад +548

    James Charles: this nigga spitting!

    • @zomazoma4153
      @zomazoma4153 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html....

    • @josuesolano647
      @josuesolano647 3 года назад +35

      James doesn't have the N-word Pass

    • @punu3675
      @punu3675 3 года назад +13

      @@josuesolano647 he does now

    • @KingJohn301
      @KingJohn301 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @ya.thegoat8795
      @ya.thegoat8795 3 года назад +3

      He has a certificate of blackness, his hair black

  • @patrickjenkins4198
    @patrickjenkins4198 3 года назад +817

    Its been a “metaphor” for like 2 years now bro😂

    • @zomazoma4153
      @zomazoma4153 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html.....

    • @themistake6338
      @themistake6338 3 года назад +1

      Ong

    • @k___afk7945
      @k___afk7945 3 года назад +2

      Nah nah nah you don’t get it trust me it’s a metaphor

    • @Esskroe
      @Esskroe 3 года назад +1

      And he still aint explain it smh

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 года назад

      Always has been

  • @cam_drew_it
    @cam_drew_it 3 года назад +82

    “Its a metaphor” gets me everytime😂 but that slytherein line and the dead or alive tekken line was hard af

  • @nimero6496
    @nimero6496 3 года назад +836

    "Everytime we Link she grip the sword." The Zelda reference slipped me by ngl

    • @TheActualGod
      @TheActualGod 3 года назад +55

      On me that shit was hard to catch after that crazy Harry potter shit.

    • @karrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
      @karrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 3 года назад +6

      bro I need that timestamp

    • @thehoodednerd6930
      @thehoodednerd6930 3 года назад +6

      @@karrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 0:20

    • @Starzoh
      @Starzoh 3 года назад +16

      I was so caught up on the griffindoor bar I didn't even realize that shit

    • @sofilupi
      @sofilupi 3 года назад +3

      And before that theres a harry potter refence

  • @kuro8521
    @kuro8521 3 года назад +2564

    0:59 men, this is the most satisfying "what the f****ck" I've heard on my entire life🤣

  • @dregrant8262
    @dregrant8262 3 года назад +1149

    "She still tryna slither in Gryffindor"
    This is fire man

    • @Billy_Earl
      @Billy_Earl 3 года назад +35

      griffen door, cuz his name is griffy,took me a min to get it but when i did i was like oooooooooooooooo

    • @jt8892
      @jt8892 3 года назад +3

      @@Billy_Earl bruu

    • @datpenguins1348
      @datpenguins1348 3 года назад +13

      @@Billy_Earl boi just got his biggest revelation lol

    • @Swagtothetenth5
      @Swagtothetenth5 3 года назад +8

      This was a hard bar 💯

    • @MrPlay2Muxh
      @MrPlay2Muxh 3 года назад +6

      Isnt slytherin another harry potter house

  • @latinoviking
    @latinoviking 3 года назад +64

    “BREAK MY BACK, KUNG LAO” LMFAOOOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂

  • @datpenguins1348
    @datpenguins1348 3 года назад +1672

    Plot twist: His friends are actually gayer than him.. that why they listened to his bars for 8 parts.

    • @stealthkillz3114
      @stealthkillz3114 3 года назад +14

      Your comment is like when you have no points in speechcraft and try to speak english.

    • @datpenguins1348
      @datpenguins1348 3 года назад +21

      @@stealthkillz3114 hold on lemme fix that really quick. Also sorry, as a french dude I often make some mistake lol

    • @impyuorgenetics8467
      @impyuorgenetics8467 3 года назад +1

      @@datpenguins1348 indeed

    • @afriking
      @afriking 3 года назад +19

      @@stealthkillz3114 not everyone speaks English properly buddy

    • @stokelywaterrr1056
      @stokelywaterrr1056 3 года назад

      nah they told him not to do it

  • @kingironside2381
    @kingironside2381 3 года назад +10254

    Imagine if Griffey made a serious song. Homie got better bars then actual rappers

    • @kjuchiha5951
      @kjuchiha5951 3 года назад +95

      Facts

    • @ryanjung4416
      @ryanjung4416 3 года назад +40

      Nah actual rappers would have better execution with the rhymes

    • @BigPeeOfficial
      @BigPeeOfficial 3 года назад +42

      Actual rappers would have better flow and all that

    • @i7estroyer
      @i7estroyer 3 года назад +130

      Got more bars than those shitty rappers like 6ix9ine or Lil pump

    • @thegipper1215
      @thegipper1215 3 года назад +129

      @@ryanjung4416 idk if this is true but I imagine he is delivering them the way he is just for the humor. Like that fighting game shit is clean af. (Tek-ken 5 gon leave you dead or alive)

  • @davetube3958
    @davetube3958 3 года назад +576

    I'm pretty sure RUclips accepted Griffin's terms and conditions cause this man got no boundaries 😂

    • @jonajona6976
      @jonajona6976 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html........

    • @EnigmaGameMaster
      @EnigmaGameMaster 3 года назад +7

      it's like twomad, they're black so it's ok

    • @Tdugg
      @Tdugg 3 года назад +3

      @@EnigmaGameMaster bruuuh lmaoo

  • @vivid_5095
    @vivid_5095 Год назад +7

    That Harry Potter and Zelda Line was cold asf 🥶 and that bounty Head hunting line!!! Just become a rapper 😭😭😭

  • @IanDaGoat07
    @IanDaGoat07 3 года назад +447

    “ITS A METAPHOR”
    Every time it’s a metaphor...

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад +1

      Sorry for promoting my almost funny comedy channel. I am to cheap to pay for commercials. Give me a chance to make you laugh 😀🙌😀🙌😀🙌

    • @Noface_allcases.
      @Noface_allcases. 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/JB-qZEJ6fm8/видео.html

    • @jtrib1549
      @jtrib1549 3 года назад

      @@StupiderWithAB Not true

    • @zomazoma4153
      @zomazoma4153 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html....

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 3 года назад +1

      Lol I create skits also..

  • @HeavenlyKnight24
    @HeavenlyKnight24 3 года назад +845

    “I’m not even about to say nothin, I’m just done, I’m just done” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Noface_allcases.
      @Noface_allcases. 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/JB-qZEJ6fm8/видео.html

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 3 года назад +1

      Lol I do savage skits like longbeachgriffy and he's a huge inspiration.

    • @togglemutt9892
      @togglemutt9892 3 года назад +2

      Big mood
      Big big mood

    • @spoopyscaryskelebones3846
      @spoopyscaryskelebones3846 3 года назад +1

      @@togglemutt9892 I’m going home.... _im going home_ .....

    • @togglemutt9892
      @togglemutt9892 3 года назад

      @@spoopyscaryskelebones3846
      On the money with that one 🤣

  • @_sscobrass_7753
    @_sscobrass_7753 3 года назад +686

    Imagine Griffys kid seeing this when he’s older😂😂

    • @thecameraman6275
      @thecameraman6275 3 года назад +44

      "daddy who were you talking to?"

    • @Noface_allcases.
      @Noface_allcases. 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JB-qZEJ6fm8/видео.html

    • @CBthatway07
      @CBthatway07 3 года назад +67

      “IM NOT YO DAD!”

    • @19Sephirot93
      @19Sephirot93 3 года назад +15

      Let's be honest, his kids generation won't use lame as RUclips, that's for the old geezers that we are by then

    • @Brotherkai11
      @Brotherkai11 3 года назад +4

      @@19Sephirot93 facts RUclips will be like MySpace in the next few years and Whatever comes out after RUclips will be like Facebook

  • @dalvisfrancisco4868
    @dalvisfrancisco4868 Год назад +9

    “Slytherin Gryffindor” is tough af

  • @VenomZyzz777
    @VenomZyzz777 3 года назад +343

    Even though he already got a kid, he still gay with his bars. I WANNA GO HOME

    • @Noface_allcases.
      @Noface_allcases. 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JB-qZEJ6fm8/видео.html

    • @DJ-ov2it
      @DJ-ov2it 3 года назад +3

      maybe he is bi, who knows. and yes, i understand it could also be a joke. I have no idea

    • @unicornkaz1970
      @unicornkaz1970 3 года назад +1

      That's his and james Charles bby

    • @banananana810
      @banananana810 3 года назад +7

      he has a kid? where?

    • @ALJR_YT
      @ALJR_YT 3 года назад +1

      @@DJ-ov2it 😐

  • @R-H-B
    @R-H-B 3 года назад +1943

    “Cuz she stay tryna slytherin griffindor”
    HOLY SHIT

  • @amayouyou8306
    @amayouyou8306 3 года назад +636

    He's not even saying "I'm going home"
    Man's broken

    • @masons.4489
      @masons.4489 3 года назад +5

      Because he already is home

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 года назад

      I make skits kinda like Griffy. I bet 100% I’ll make y’all laugh. If I’m wrong then you can come back to this comment and tell me otherwise

    • @playboibrill
      @playboibrill 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/nSJtSL0k6Hk/видео.html

    • @Just1In1Time
      @Just1In1Time 3 года назад

      I was waiting for the music too I was like "damn this is bad" lmao

  • @31_king
    @31_king Год назад +3

    Naw that gryffindor bar tho🔥🔥🔥a million pts☝🏾💯👑

  • @adareusjackson
    @adareusjackson 3 года назад +1444

    “Cuz she stay tryna Slytherin GRIFFINdor”
    *YOU WON*

    • @stretchtm5419
      @stretchtm5419 3 года назад +67

      Also: Everytime we LINK she grab the sword.

    • @adareusjackson
      @adareusjackson 3 года назад +31

      @@stretchtm5419 He had so much crazy wordplay in this one it’s phenomenal 💯🔥

    • @stretchtm5419
      @stretchtm5419 3 года назад +18

      @@adareusjackson This dude has bars. As funny as it may be I get caught off guard by the actual word play

    • @adareusjackson
      @adareusjackson 3 года назад +15

      @@stretchtm5419 “You fight me, FAM all in, it’s gon be Street Fighter when I call KEN” (Or KIN, that goes back to FAM) 🔥🔥🔥

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 года назад +3

      I make skits kinda like Griffy. I bet 100% I’ll make y’all laugh. If I’m wrong then you can come back to this comment and tell me otherwise

  • @MONA-9250
    @MONA-9250 3 года назад +657

    So Griffy's the one who's been ghost writing for City Girls and Meg the stallion...

  • @loveyourself.8870
    @loveyourself.8870 3 года назад +287

    “When you find out that one friend might be gay”
    Bro it’s the 8th time

    • @Noface_allcases.
      @Noface_allcases. 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JB-qZEJ6fm8/видео.html

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 3 года назад

      Lol I Create comedy vids like griffy

    • @ArFaZoOkA
      @ArFaZoOkA 3 года назад +1

      Why are you so amazed though! We want a 9th one too!

    • @KingJohn301
      @KingJohn301 3 года назад

      It's a simile.. it's a simile

  • @PSYCH0RTIZTV
    @PSYCH0RTIZTV 3 года назад +38

    This is without a doubt one of your best videos. I got my wife friends watching this joint on repeat and already quoting it. Protect this man at all costs. 😭🙌🏽🔥

  • @Jstinhale
    @Jstinhale 3 года назад +1574

    “Why are we still here?” I fucking can’t w his rhymesss why are they hittin tho🤣🤣

    • @soseikiharagatatsu7859
      @soseikiharagatatsu7859 3 года назад +2

      The last part though

    • @mondongo9323
      @mondongo9323 3 года назад +7

      I bet if he tried to become a rapper he would lowkey do numbers

    • @Hexelloverluna
      @Hexelloverluna 3 года назад +2

      Someone in the background should've said "just to suffer?"

    • @officialchickenn
      @officialchickenn 3 года назад

      😂😂

    • @nour3660
      @nour3660 3 года назад

      It almost hit harder than your grandma

  • @introvertednoise
    @introvertednoise 3 года назад +275

    “Cuz she stay tryna slytherin griffindor”
    That’s nasty 🤮🔥
    And the fighting game references.
    Damn!! They’re Sub-Zero 🥶

    • @zomazoma4153
      @zomazoma4153 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html....

    • @-amosc.presley-7192
      @-amosc.presley-7192 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha!...

    • @ajsparx4133
      @ajsparx4133 3 года назад +3

      So cold that Grif gonna smash a pair, break him like shield hero's Flare

  • @HoloScope
    @HoloScope 3 года назад +350

    "I go from block to block like I'm playing hopscotch" damn bro ok 😭

  • @bigballer1278
    @bigballer1278 Год назад +4

    “We can line it up”
    “I will beat your ass”

  • @spooky8321
    @spooky8321 3 года назад +612

    "When you're gay, you don't think straight"
    -Sun Tzu, Art of War.

    • @zomazoma4153
      @zomazoma4153 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html.....

    • @senpai-nb6wf
      @senpai-nb6wf 3 года назад +3

      Racist..!

    • @HamoTheUltimate
      @HamoTheUltimate 3 года назад +1

      @@senpai-nb6wf eetcho ass on breakfast cuhz

    • @Bananapocalypse
      @Bananapocalypse 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @senpai-nb6wf
      @senpai-nb6wf 3 года назад +2

      @@HamoTheUltimate amen. May our GOD save you amen pastor..!

  • @e4stway421
    @e4stway421 3 года назад +407

    You guys will never know why i have so many likes

    • @zomazoma4153
      @zomazoma4153 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html.....

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 3 года назад

      Hi check me out if you have time

    • @shanewright2213
      @shanewright2213 3 года назад

      Kon loa

    • @hrios3433
      @hrios3433 3 года назад +1

      @@shanewright2213 kung lao he from MK

  • @daeusuntpinza1296
    @daeusuntpinza1296 3 года назад +753

    On his last video:
    Griffy: "I hope you bang your toe on the bed frame"
    RUclips: That's it! This shit is too much! *This video is age-restricted*

    • @jonajona6976
      @jonajona6976 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html...

    • @stokelywaterrr1056
      @stokelywaterrr1056 3 года назад +12

      exactly bro why did they restrict it?

    • @Ijaf98
      @Ijaf98 3 года назад +15

      Ngl that line was over the top. Such violence

    • @Husseinn03
      @Husseinn03 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/OHpdr_JNIcM/видео.html

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 года назад +3

      @@stokelywaterrr1056 he was promoting terrorism

  • @MionMikan
    @MionMikan 3 года назад +13

    Lil Nas: “Write that down! Write that down!”

  • @whoisleo6885
    @whoisleo6885 3 года назад +317

    "Put a bounty on his head, call it head hunting"😂😂😂

    • @zomazoma4153
      @zomazoma4153 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html....

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 3 года назад

      Hi check me out if you have time

    • @excelsior7345
      @excelsior7345 3 года назад +5

      That... that was hard though

    • @keithmorgan4883
      @keithmorgan4883 3 года назад +7

      @@excelsior7345 I’m sure it was😉

    • @hmmnotsure
      @hmmnotsure 3 года назад +2

      @@keithmorgan4883 Lol I thought the same thing when I read it...😅

  • @eukaanse1910
    @eukaanse1910 3 года назад +708

    “Pull out that (Tec)ken 5”
    had me like: griffy should be a battle rapper
    he TOO nice with it 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @jonajona6976
      @jonajona6976 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html........

    • @arthurshahzad7786
      @arthurshahzad7786 3 года назад +25

      That whole scheme was straight battle rap vibes

    • @gregpeterkin8490
      @gregpeterkin8490 3 года назад +9

      tec in 5

    • @eukaanse1910
      @eukaanse1910 3 года назад +2

      @@arthurshahzad7786 Yeah the gun bar goes into the video game scheme.

    • @notorious1193
      @notorious1193 3 года назад +7

      that's what I'm sayin he be on sum daylyt shit wit that wordplay he need to get signed to urltv

  • @williebond9320
    @williebond9320 3 года назад +779

    “Sloppity of the slop slop” man I fuckin lost it there😂😂😂

  • @syndrac6254
    @syndrac6254 3 года назад +16

    It’s fun to watch this series from when it began 4 years ago. You can see how much he’s grown.

  • @emi_the_gemini
    @emi_the_gemini 3 года назад +189

    "let's smash bros, break my back"
    "aOOOOOJEJHSHHJJJAOOOOOOOOOHAHHHHHOOOO MAAAAAA GOOOOOOOOOD"

  • @n1vi57
    @n1vi57 3 года назад +541

    It feels weird that the the song “day after day” didn’t play in the backround

    • @xTemperszz
      @xTemperszz 3 года назад +11

      Honestly

    • @huko3806
      @huko3806 3 года назад +7

      I was waiting for it :(

    • @-Sober-
      @-Sober- 3 года назад +2

      it seemed like it should have at the end. maybe griffy forgot to put it in and just didn't realize

  • @lukenxv7002
    @lukenxv7002 3 года назад +284

    “Bounty on his duck call it headhunting”😂😂

  • @kevinrunnion5790
    @kevinrunnion5790 3 года назад +24

    “What the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK” lmaooo gets me every time

  • @rlolaislijhtw
    @rlolaislijhtw 3 года назад +244

    Verse so hard, lyrics so gay, I never quite know what Griffy's gonna say, but even when his whole rap slays my man be risking his career on RUclips nearly everyday

    • @jonajona6976
      @jonajona6976 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html........

    • @karmasupreme7973
      @karmasupreme7973 3 года назад +5

      Best comment on this video

    • @Bluejay-jg6hz
      @Bluejay-jg6hz 3 года назад +9

      He be risking his career on RUclips everyday. Call him a kid on the console the way he play. But when demonetization comes for his pay, Our latest sponsers come and save the day.

    • @GroovyQ-qv9yk
      @GroovyQ-qv9yk 3 года назад +2

      Bars

    • @zDoves
      @zDoves 3 года назад

      Mmmmmmmmmm

  • @brakzaint8680
    @brakzaint8680 3 года назад +311

    "She is trying to slithering gryffindor"
    -apoteosic

  • @heu_hei6974
    @heu_hei6974 Год назад +17

    That last bar tho😭🔥🔥🔥

  • @DaquanWiltshire1
    @DaquanWiltshire1 3 года назад +14714

    I clicked soon as I saw “gay” 😏

  • @etherwxlf
    @etherwxlf 3 года назад +466

    "Why are we still here!?"
    "Bro it's not our fault his rhymes are fire"

  • @nbabackcourtmedia
    @nbabackcourtmedia 3 года назад +218

    As soon as he started rapping everyone was pissed off lmao 😂😭

    • @JetstreamSam343
      @JetstreamSam343 3 года назад

      Hes LongBeachGriffy ma man

    • @MalechiShelton
      @MalechiShelton 3 года назад +1

      Why are you everywhere

    • @Noface_allcases.
      @Noface_allcases. 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/JB-qZEJ6fm8/видео.html

    • @Yagaboo
      @Yagaboo 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/hDSc5jFcVW0/видео.html

    • @zomazoma4153
      @zomazoma4153 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html....

  • @JulianCesarTheGoat
    @JulianCesarTheGoat 3 года назад +14

    The most impressive part about this is how you see the quality get better after each video

  • @dauntlessguts12_20
    @dauntlessguts12_20 3 года назад +170

    When Griffy said : "Break my back, Kung Lao"
    I felt that

    • @jonajona6976
      @jonajona6976 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html......

    • @eddieliusa
      @eddieliusa 3 года назад +2

      In mk11 he has a krushing blow that actually breaks the opponents back lol

  • @FinesseFather
    @FinesseFather 3 года назад +311

    I'd support my gay homie if he had bars like this

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 3 года назад +6

      Wtf your pic is Obito-Huey and your name is Hueco Mundo.

    • @SporksGalore
      @SporksGalore 3 года назад +22

      Support ur gay homie even if he dont bruh

    • @Slimeto00666
      @Slimeto00666 3 года назад +2

      @@SporksGalore your gay

    • @mufasum
      @mufasum 3 года назад +2

      @@SporksGalore faxs

    • @Loider4
      @Loider4 3 года назад

      Heh

  • @mardraa08
    @mardraa08 3 года назад +512

    This series is like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure every part there's a gay dude

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 года назад +8

      haha

    • @taylorsimon1927
      @taylorsimon1927 3 года назад +14

      Yare Yare Daze

    • @EricDravenThaCrow
      @EricDravenThaCrow 3 года назад

      It’s gay in general

    • @sjayk-ax3116
      @sjayk-ax3116 3 года назад +2

      @@EricDravenThaCrow what’s gay about it, is it kars’s absolutely fabulous hair? Or tequila Joseph’s massive chest? Is it perhaps, giorno’s hot, nasty clavicle?

    • @saileshmishra5255
      @saileshmishra5255 3 года назад

      Underrated comment

  • @darrelhinton5563
    @darrelhinton5563 2 года назад +8

    0:26 The guy who lost his shit is obviously a proud Ford owner 🤣

  • @liamjohnson9710
    @liamjohnson9710 3 года назад +275

    the “I will beat yo ass” took me tf out😭

    • @jonajona6976
      @jonajona6976 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html.....

    • @shaybae95
      @shaybae95 3 года назад +4

      I was scrolling for this comment 😂

    • @vay9395
      @vay9395 3 года назад +2

      I was rolling😭

    • @noahross3642
      @noahross3642 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

  • @mineclon2129
    @mineclon2129 3 года назад +153

    “Back at it again, like a rerun! I have returned, refund!”
    -The gay rap series.

    • @jonajona6976
      @jonajona6976 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/видео.html........

  • @shreddedcheese6559
    @shreddedcheese6559 3 года назад +159

    I literally knew a guy who talked like this every day

  • @marcji
    @marcji 3 года назад +18

    00:54
    "LETS SMASH BROS!"
    "HMM?!"

  • @ledariusscott3040
    @ledariusscott3040 3 года назад +1734

    “She f me in her Jeep he f me in Ford” ITS A METAFORD 😂😂😂😂

    • @MamaWhit87
      @MamaWhit87 3 года назад +14

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kb7208
      @kb7208 3 года назад +2

      LMAOOO

    • @clarksolarts2884
      @clarksolarts2884 3 года назад

      The reactions are golden. lmao

    • @supremesavage9885
      @supremesavage9885 3 года назад +2

      It’s a metaphor, it’s a metaphor, it’s a metaphor, ITS A METAPHOR‼️

  • @mikaylayoung7910
    @mikaylayoung7910 3 года назад +417

    "Why are we still here?" - someone in the audience

    • @YoThatsDMoney
      @YoThatsDMoney 3 года назад +19

      Why are we still here, just to suffer

    • @StevesUniverse
      @StevesUniverse 3 года назад +1

      am going home

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 года назад +1

      I make skits kinda like Griffy. I bet 100% I’ll make y’all laugh. If I’m wrong then you can come back to this comment and tell me otherwise

    • @playboibrill
      @playboibrill 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/nSJtSL0k6Hk/видео.html

  • @d1ckmorningwood4689
    @d1ckmorningwood4689 Год назад +4

    This is hands down the hardest one out of the 9 videos he’s made. 🔥

  • @tachixf4896
    @tachixf4896 3 года назад +210

    No one:
    Griffy acts gay:
    Actually gay friend: *You know the rules and so do i*