Any idea when your next show will be in DFW? Would love to see you more easily, been a fan since I first noticed you on Kill Tony! Also, the fishing podcast is pretty dope too. Keeping it easy for the guests with a couple push-button reels!
Oh My God. I never thought my piece of shit city would get anything bruh but we got Lucas coming to Charlotte. Please be prepared to come into a dogshit crowd. The people down here are the absolute worst bruh, but you’ll hold your own. Just be ready for fights on March 8th with the crowd
It is sad but my man cannot take it. It seems after he gets roasted he gets offended or angry or some shit and just roasts the guest or someone until it is too much - not that it is too mean but he just does for too long when it feels uncomfortable almost
When he said Jim looked like a guy you pull out of a car in GTA Bahaha. You are the best David! Your style of Roasting is what its all about. Off the dome and nothing too personal. Love Roast battles, but man when they dig in on their personal lives its a little much. Keep it up bro!
Lucas is quick as hell. He also put time into his jokes. He zigged and zagged on the nword joke .”as in friend, homie…”. Well done, fam. Killing the game.
No she was essentially telling him he better get to know who Eddie and Jim are because they are legends and not knowing of thier work is disrespectful. But honestly as a fan of stand up I don't know who they are in the stand up world
@@lowry6607 bro obviously Williams knows who they are, and obviously William was joking, punkie didn’t get the joke cuz she doesn’t know what comedy is and cuz William is white mens
I love Floretine but he recycled jokes here. I've heard him use the "instead of stand up, you should try doing a sit up" and the "I loved you on my 600lb life" he used that on audience members quite a few times. They are his jokes so he can use them whenever, but David was all off the top and quicker. Jim is better at Stand up and David is better at roasting.
I honestly think David prepares his roasts every week just to talk shit to Tony and the panel. His standup is just something he throws together after a couple shots lol😂
As much as I love William Montgomery David just has a swagger on stage that is just amazing. I can't wait to see where David is in 10 years after discovering him on kill tony. These guys owe Tony so much.
Gratz on 200k subs ,your me favorite stand up act/ roaster ever and i wanna thank you for that...thank you been helping get threw some shit....some shit nawmeen?
If you pay close attention to Tony you can tell he's so proud of David. Listen to his quiet comments in-between jokes and you'll notice the love and respect he has for him
Am I the only one who expected a Will Ferrell stunt double joke on Jim Florentine? This is how much I am into David's material right now. I end up making roast exercises myself. What an absolute beast, David!!
Liked and subscribed....thought I did after the Kim Congdon video that was fire. David deleted them, but that line by Florentine of, "Instead of doing standup, do a sit-up" was hard mode level nasty. Great shit though.
Hey David, big fan! You murdered again this past week on Kill Tony. Just a favor though for us peasents… can you chop it up with ya boy Tony between glory hole sessions and pass along “‘Punkie’ gots to go… “ 🙏🏻
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Any idea when your next show will be in DFW? Would love to see you more easily, been a fan since I first noticed you on Kill Tony! Also, the fishing podcast is pretty dope too. Keeping it easy for the guests with a couple push-button reels!
See you in Raleigh !
Oh
My
God.
I never thought my piece of shit city would get anything bruh but we got Lucas coming to Charlotte. Please be prepared to come into a dogshit crowd. The people down here are the absolute worst bruh, but you’ll hold your own. Just be ready for fights on March 8th with the crowd
Catch u in Detroit nigga! Don’t worry we not gone car Jack yo Uber
Punkie is borderline insufferable, and I'm saying that as someone who has a lesbian aunt that goes by Punkie 😂
😂😂😂
Pretty cringe yeah.
You can see how nervous the guests get when David finishes his minute lol
Punkie Brewster was such a buzzkill on that whole episode. David the Destroyer brought the laughs though! 💪🏼
you mean like every skit shes on snl?
She did same well the last time.
soo annoying and untalented
She has a very liberal and offended side to her. Not good for comedy
She killed the entire vibe of the show it's a real shame.
I love David's ability to take it as well as he dishes it out. A true talent most people don't have.
you have to have that talent if youre as fat as him and want to roast people
...and infectious laugh
💯💯
Hes the GOAT.
It is sad but my man cannot take it. It seems after he gets roasted he gets offended or angry or some shit and just roasts the guest or someone until it is too much - not that it is too mean but he just does for too long when it feels uncomfortable almost
"He looks like he does that thumb trick in front of kids."😂
I loved that roast!
That finger trick joke was accurate and had me dying😂😂😂
That had me actually laughing man it was too good and with the tony hawks friend follow up was great
So obscure too. Fucking good
The marshawn lynch one was accurate as fuck 😂
David will be a roast master for sure. That 600 lb life line combo was fire. Made tony look like he ate a ghost pepper.
This was probably the best clip yet. "That hat looks like it came with a card trick." 😂😂😂
When he said Jim looked like a guy you pull out of a car in GTA Bahaha. You are the best David! Your style of Roasting is what its all about. Off the dome and nothing too personal. Love Roast battles, but man when they dig in on their personal lives its a little much. Keep it up bro!
Punkie was doing too much
“It should be saturday night dykes Cuz that’s what the fuck goin on here” is one of the biggest nothing burgers ever
though who shout the loudest normally have the least to say
@@JTB213 she tryna be jess hilarious so bad.
Most women can't roast. They just get mean.
@@Godzilla360Kimberly f*cking Congdon is one of the few I've ever seen hang with the guys
At least Punkie didn't make David apologize for jokes...
Right 🤦🏻♂️
Seems racist.
wdym
Cause he would've decimated her lmao. Being loud and aggro ain't comedy.
Cause he’s black
Lucas is quick as hell. He also put time into his jokes. He zigged and zagged on the nword joke .”as in friend, homie…”. Well done, fam. Killing the game.
Dave single-handedly decimated the whole table lol
whats wrong with collecting paintings? I like david but to many black comics are "roast" comics when they just say random stuff and are usally racist
it was alright didnt destroy em though they were alright jokes
Punkie was mesmerized, seeing what a funny brown person actually looked like
Punkie immediately went disgruntled black woman
WHATS'UP!?
Jess hilarious x2
Jim is sharp as hell 🤣
too sharp!
Watching this again now its even more weird Punkie scolded William for joking about Eddie and Jim.
she did it cuz William is white lmao
@@SplootyMcSploot 100%
No she was essentially telling him he better get to know who Eddie and Jim are because they are legends and not knowing of thier work is disrespectful. But honestly as a fan of stand up I don't know who they are in the stand up world
@@lowry6607 bro obviously Williams knows who they are, and obviously William was joking, punkie didn’t get the joke cuz she doesn’t know what comedy is and cuz William is white mens
I deadass look forward to this segment more than the actual show sometimes
Only found this dude in the last week and I possibly watched about 20 hours of this man roasting people it's hilarious 😂 😃 😄
Same lol
Watch roast me it’s him and other roasters going at each other
Florentine is a true road dog. Saw this man back in 2008. Still out there. Get Vos on the show next!
"Go back to ya feckn wig wam!" Lmao, I love it! 🤣 Vos is a G
Vos was on one episode.
@@paharnickrb make it more, we all want more! Lol
his forget stand up do a sit up joke worked better on patrice
@@angmaugeri ya was gonna say him or bob levy has said that before. Love florentine though
They need to DUCK and COVER! David coming in with the variety and all they can do is fat jokes. 😂
Marshwan Lynch's daughter killed me. Punkie was gettin mad all night lol
"pookie" (damn near wet myself to uncle lazer) was soooo butt hurt for a guy that didn't even care. great job David again
Floretine held back. He's got those old school nuclear bomb jokes that young audiences can't handle and will get him banned from all platforms.
I love Floretine but he recycled jokes here. I've heard him use the "instead of stand up, you should try doing a sit up" and the "I loved you on my 600lb life" he used that on audience members quite a few times. They are his jokes so he can use them whenever, but David was all off the top and quicker. Jim is better at Stand up and David is better at roasting.
The beast mode. LOL. She just lost it too.
I honestly think David prepares his roasts every week just to talk shit to Tony and the panel. His standup is just something he throws together after a couple shots lol😂
😂😂 He really do look like a guy who shows kids that thumb trick..
David Lucas is Jeff Ross in blackface. LOL
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
SNL said need to check 3 boxes… Black, woman and Gay, but they forgot the fourth box…… funny
Bruh wtf David. You’re on a different level. You’re the funniest act every week. You turn the whole shit upside down before you leave. Every time.
*"Instead of stand up David do a fucking sit up."-👍😂*
As much as I love William Montgomery David just has a swagger on stage that is just amazing. I can't wait to see where David is in 10 years after discovering him on kill tony. These guys owe Tony so much.
This is by far the funniest roast i've seen from you brother. I was literally laughing out loud and that says alot
Gratz on 200k subs ,your me favorite stand up act/ roaster ever and i wanna thank you for that...thank you been helping get threw some shit....some shit nawmeen?
The Punkie vs red pill episode, and the audience lost when she started barking over jokes and asking for apologies from William Montgomery.
If you pay close attention to Tony you can tell he's so proud of David. Listen to his quiet comments in-between jokes and you'll notice the love and respect he has for him
I’ve come to love watching David shut these guys down. It’s insane how quiet and awkward they get.
David Lucas a beast with the jokes lol even on my bad days his roasting helps me forget about everything for that moment
Looks like he does nigh stocking at target 😂😂😂😂
you just know every guest is on a Xanax to handle the disses. David called the guy "does midnight stock at Target", lmao!!!!!
I'm crying at the thumb trick.
You and Jim were AWESOME!!-- great job
jim looking like Wilson the neighbor behind the fence from "tool time"
That flawless girl joke was actually well done
Funny cuz it's true
04:19 the old guy should have told him to come to his van to see the trick. 😂
Man he’s my fav comedians these days. Can’t get enough
Please come to Denver!! You are funny as hell
David gonna be doing the foot trick when that type 2 takes over.
Band stops playing…..
David: “yeaauh”
Am I the only one who expected a Will Ferrell stunt double joke on Jim Florentine? This is how much I am into David's material right now. I end up making roast exercises myself. What an absolute beast, David!!
David DESTROYED the panel tonight. Crushin!
"Daddy from Beethoven..." bro, he went way back !
Best podcast look forward to you every week!! Thanks David.
Situp joke was Fire!
midnight stock hit so hard, I am still laughing about that!
David , you're that dude!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯💯💀💀💀💀
Florentine used that sit up joke on Vos roast years ago
Liked and subscribed....thought I did after the Kim Congdon video that was fire. David deleted them, but that line by Florentine of, "Instead of doing standup, do a sit-up" was hard mode level nasty. Great shit though.
Midnight stock at target, used to hang out with Tony Hawk, dad from Beethoven 😂😂
whew the 3 hacks in the middle was rough, i have the same 2nd hand embarrassment feeling when some random bombs on the show
Every body that roast david only does his weight whilst David actually roast with a plethora of different style of jokes thats what ive come to notice
true. but i mean its still fair game it just has to be a good fat joke
But the fat jokes are like fart jokes. They work. Almost too easy.
But David does that to Tony. All gay jokes.
@@tommyrq180fart jokes aren’t even funny bro what are you talking about
@@drystkrab269battle of the offendees, anti gvy VS fat shamed ! Ding ding ding
This might be the best one ever
David Lucas just channels his inner black man every night as he kills it😂
The thumb trick 🤣
Yo that flawless joke was a transcendent joke my goodness
This man is just getting better and better!! Love it!
Murdered the panel.
Everyone I show kill tony loves the David’s part the most
Cut em up Jim!😂 ( Forget stand up u should do a sit up.
Wow! That was flawless!
Hey David, big fan! You murdered again this past week on Kill Tony.
Just a favor though for us peasents… can you chop it up with ya boy Tony between glory hole sessions and pass along “‘Punkie’ gots to go… “ 🙏🏻
The gta joke 😂😂😂😂😂
This one was great David. I laughed hard!
You were on one tonight fam 😂💯
Couldn’t stop laughing😂. Legend
As a Georgian I want to tell Lucas how hilarious he is, but damn Im worried he will roast the hell out of me...
David took it to Jim and got flamed.
Jim is the goat all of his sports roasts are amazing goddamn abt time someone lugged him onto a show:)
Punky looks like Ugod for the wutang!!!!
1:15 - Sounds like a projection buddy
Perfect chance for Malcom XXL 😂
People get loud trying to act like they won the roast but they always lose, feel embarrassed for them lol
Jim is a professional for many years but David was giving him hell at first!!!
David is really shining
Bro you are an assassin! Yeahhhhh
Thank you Dave, this was hilarious
The lesbian actually got mad lol JRE interview got her acting up
Lucas gets better each time....he's crafting nhis skills slowly and methodically. :)
Bro the egg jokes were good
Roasting is a lost art that David has mastered. How these other comedians survive don’t they roast all day?
"Which is never" 😭😭😭😭
Do a sit up IM DEAD 😂😂😂
He got you at the end hahah
Jim Florentine was good with few words 👏🏻
Phenomenal. Killed it again and again. 🎉
No one is doing this right now, this is fire! 😂
@DavidLucas is The MAN!
After the hen joke laying eggs joke. Should've called them Donnie and Darco looking ass couple