As a Commanders fan, there's absolutely nothing you could say that would upset me. Dan Snyder is gone. Jayden Daniels has arrived. Winning season. I don't even care what happens in the playoffs. WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK BOYS
Me too. I’m a Broncos fan and the only thing that matters is we made the playoffs. Also, congrats to your Commanders making it. Jayden Daniels is definitely the future of Washington, Bo Nix is the future of Denver.
As a bengals fan let me add to it, the chiefs losing wasn’t why they missed the playoffs, here’s why they missed the playoffs: - Losing at home to the PATRIOTS - Shooting themselves in the foot repeatedly against the chiefs - Blowing double digit leads to the ravens TWICE - McPherson crapping himself against the chargers - Giving up 44 points to the STEELERS This team did it to themselves thanks to having the worst defense in the league and also Zac Taylor. If you want to make the playoffs, WIN MORE GAMES
Can’t blame the chiefs or their bandwagon fans. Cinci wasn’t a complete team this year, an offensive trio and one defensive star isn’t going to cut it.
Tom Grossi must have you fooled pretty good or you pulled your punches for the Packers. By far the massively overwhelmingly sensitive spot for us GB fans is Jordan Love, all you had to say to really piss us off (and terrify us) is: "Jordan Love last season was a fluke." The mere thought of needing to be on the QB carousel strikes fear in the heart of GB fans.
I’m a Bills fan. You think this is even a roast? If you wanted to piss us off you’d be better off playing up Lamar for mvp and call Josh Allen trash. 😆
Only after my Chiefs get a fresh set of downs, less than 5 seconds on the clock, on a 4th and 25 must have to win, because of a phantom pass interference call that happened simultaneously with a horrendous offensive holding call that was missed. Just waiting on the checks to the refs to clear the bank. LOL How bout dem......Chiefs.
Here's another thing to consider, the Pat's dynasty was ending right as social media was becoming as endemic as it is. 100muthafuckin% Boston fans are exponentially more insufferable than KC fans. And we don't all have a regional speech impediment. Bawhstin.
Daniel Jones was such an ass QB that the Midgets had him practice at safety 😂😂😂 Also, jokes about Groper Cleveland and the dump in Landover, MD will never get old!
Dude, as a Jets’ fan for 40+ years you think you can piss me off? 😂😂😂 It’s been beyond painfully obvious to me for many, many, many years now that my beloved J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets will never win a Super Bowl in anyone’s lifetime.
How do I know it’s a new day here in Washington? A roast video designed to “piss off the fans” is relatively tame. It’s nice to have organizational stability for a change.
Commentator: _says a bunch of bad things about the Commanders...._ Commanders Fan: "Doesn't matter what you say because we no longer have Dan Snyder. Mic Drop."
I remember that 1-15 season. New England was the only team in Tecmo Super Bowl that I never won the title with, and I played a TON of that game in middle and high school.
You lost the Yotes to the Mormons. Nothing will Sting more than that (side note, I'd Utah doesn't name the team the Stromin' Mormons it would be a missed opportunity.)
Look, when it comes to the Redskins there's nothing you can say or do to upset us. Snyder is gone, we have a decent coach, a good GM and a promising rookie QB AND we went 4-13 last year, 12-5 this year. You know, almost as bad as the Giants this season. 25 TDs, 9 INTs? I'll take it. So would you.
How can the Saints waste Alvin Kamara's talent when he should be in prison for assaulting a man and breaking his skull? That's where his talent deserves to be wasted.
As a Lions fan, you haven't said shit we haven't heard yet! You're not pissing me off, you're making me laugh my ass off!! Without Campbell's coaching style, we wouldn't be where we are today! We're finding ways to win games buddy! Lol 😆
Honestly it's good they keeping Daboll think about it. If they get a new coach and a new qp and do shitty he'd get fired after a year and the new QB would have to learn a whole new scheme and we all know how awesome that is for rookie QBs... Daboll somehow dragged Danny Derps to the playoffs. Chin up Buttercup! Someday you'll be good again. Or come out of nowhere and win it all with a Mid ass QB who somehow goes Super Sayan (every now and again) come playoff time.
Excellent use of Tree Rage XD NFC North (Bears don't count) hardest division to do this for, and I love it. Williams is still being wasted on the Bears. I also love how you somehow managed to dunk on every ClickBait host (save Scooter, but really that's an act of mercy for a Cowgirls fan,) while you were at it!
Reminds me of when my Crimson Tide was winning all the time - all the h8ters were out in force, and I was like "Wha? Can't hear you over all the Sounds of WINNING....
However, the Bengals fans being mad at the Chiefs (even though I very much dislike them along with Mahomes and Kelce too) for resting their starters in a useless game for them is quite hilarious lol
I would love to see you make a video on all of the hilariously ridiculous ways the Lions have lost games and been screwed by the league time and time again over the years. It really is remarkable.
Maybe you can confirm something for me: I'm thinking the reason the Lions had that Winless season is because the Refs cost them one game that they should have won. True or not?
NFL fan bases are not scary if you insult them. Now insulting college fans, that is how you get toxicity in the comments section. 😂 Here watch. SEC is obviously trash this year, can't even get a good win against the BIG. Get good SEC. Another year, another BIG champ!
Look it's not our fault that Mara literally was talking about how upset he'd be if Barkley ended up on the Eagles...all because he wouldn't pay him a few more dollars than he wanted, and instead lit a hell of a lot more money on fire for Danny Derps. Besides, we can both hate the Cowboys more collectively
I'm a Jets Fan. You can't make me Mad. Its not possible. I got past the "Anger" stage of Grief over a decade ago. I've accepted it and have learned to live with it.
The New York Jest. Notice the spelling difference. And they're not the worst in that city either. The NYC Government makes the Jest and Giants look like Super Bowl Champions in comparison....
As a Giants fan I can almost guarantee you Schoen and Daboll are coming back because of their schedule next year. They have no chance at winning more than 3-4 games. Their home schedule is Washington, Dallas, Philly, Green Bay, Minnesota, Kansas City, San Francisco, and the Chargers. There’s not one win in there, why bring in a new regime to fail immediately?
Aw how cute. A Giants fan shitting on every NFL team to ignore his own franchise’s mediocrity. Face it, if you didn’t beat Tom Brady twice, you’d be the Jets. Give it five years, though. You’ll fuck up your draft pick, and end up with your own butt fumble moment before Bill Belichick wins a CFP game.
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Jokes on you, I’m dead inside.
At least you've seen your team win a Super Bowl with Manning and win multiple playoff games
--Dolphins fan
@@BarnabyJones07The irony that the Fins last playoff win came against the Colts wasn’t lost on me.
as a cowboy fan im here w you😂
@@twinngonespinnDang I never thought y’all would concede
As a cowboy fan born in 2001, I feel your pain even deeper
As a Commanders fan, there's absolutely nothing you could say that would upset me. Dan Snyder is gone. Jayden Daniels has arrived. Winning season. I don't even care what happens in the playoffs. WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK BOYS
Upon actually WATCHING the video, I stand by what I said. I also agree with everything that you said.
Me too. I’m a Broncos fan and the only thing that matters is we made the playoffs. Also, congrats to your Commanders making it. Jayden Daniels is definitely the future of Washington, Bo Nix is the future of Denver.
@ollieminecraft Bo Nix is a STUD, dude. Yall deserve it with what happened with Russell Wilson
@ thanks man
Same 🤘🏼
The absolute randomness with which Five Points goes through the divisions pisses me off more than anything he can say about my shitty Patriots.
"9 out of 11 chance of making it" 😂😂 well played. Go Bills
As a bengals fan let me add to it, the chiefs losing wasn’t why they missed the playoffs, here’s why they missed the playoffs:
- Losing at home to the PATRIOTS
- Shooting themselves in the foot repeatedly against the chiefs
- Blowing double digit leads to the ravens TWICE
- McPherson crapping himself against the chargers
- Giving up 44 points to the STEELERS
This team did it to themselves thanks to having the worst defense in the league and also Zac Taylor. If you want to make the playoffs, WIN MORE GAMES
Can’t blame the chiefs or their bandwagon fans. Cinci wasn’t a complete team this year, an offensive trio and one defensive star isn’t going to cut it.
Also, if they had an O-line that would actually protect their franchise QB, they'd be up there with the Chiefs and Bills at the top of the AFC
I like seeing someone firmly seated in reality🫡
Finally, a reasonable Bengal fan
Almost as bad as the lions d against the bills fr
Tom Grossi must have you fooled pretty good or you pulled your punches for the Packers. By far the massively overwhelmingly sensitive spot for us GB fans is Jordan Love, all you had to say to really piss us off (and terrify us) is: "Jordan Love last season was a fluke." The mere thought of needing to be on the QB carousel strikes fear in the heart of GB fans.
The hater in me as a Bears fan wants to say Jordan Love isn’t even the best QB in GB.
I’m an Eagles fan and that opening was hilarious 😂😂😂
FPV: ALL YOUR TEAMS SUCK!
Me:
DAM SON....😅
Joke's on you, my team just fired their F-tier coach who couldn't even tank right. I couldn't be happier.
My team is owned by Woody “the Wooden Pecker” Johnson. I feel your pain.
@@mondoseguendo6113Woody “I Run The Team By Madden Ratings” Johnson
@@mondoseguendo6113 SAAAAMMMMEEEE
@@mondoseguendo6113jokes on you my team is owned by john " i want continuity even though everyone sucks" mara
Nothing you can say can piss me off more than the idea of Chris Grier continuing to be our GM even after two failed rebuilds.🖕🏻
---Dolphins fan 🐬
Hey 5PV, HOW 'BOUT THEM GIANTS!!! 🤣😂
How bout another Rebuild again 😂
They beat my Seahawks, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
@@Cooljohn760 c'mon now, we need to "trust the process" 🤣😂
As a lions fan, it's nothing we haven't heard before😂
I’m a Bills fan. You think this is even a roast?
If you wanted to piss us off you’d be better off playing up Lamar for mvp and call Josh Allen trash. 😆
He doesn't need to roast BuffaLo, being a fan of that trashcan franchise is a roast itself
@ You are not wrong.
14:52 I will be rewatching this when KC beats the Lions on a walk-off FG in the Super Bowl
Only after my Chiefs get a fresh set of downs, less than 5 seconds on the clock, on a 4th and 25 must have to win, because of a phantom pass interference call that happened simultaneously with a horrendous offensive holding call that was missed.
Just waiting on the checks to the refs to clear the bank.
LOL
How bout dem......Chiefs.
@@traviscecil3903 Hey Travis, Make sure you properly report your Super Bowl betting winnings to the IRS....😉
Well, your roast of Kansas City had zero effect 😂
Here's another thing to consider, the Pat's dynasty was ending right as social media was becoming as endemic as it is.
100muthafuckin% Boston fans are exponentially more insufferable than KC fans. And we don't all have a regional speech impediment. Bawhstin.
Daniel Jones was such an ass QB that the Midgets had him practice at safety 😂😂😂
Also, jokes about Groper Cleveland and the dump in Landover, MD will never get old!
Hilariously, back in Pop Warner they always had the QB playing Safety on Defense.
Steelers fan here, I'm watching this video cuz I think you're hilarious. Namely for things like: Dasharvey Watstein. So thank you.
And Grooper Cleveland 😅
Dude, as a Jets’ fan for 40+ years you think you can piss me off? 😂😂😂 It’s been beyond painfully obvious to me for many, many, many years now that my beloved J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets will never win a Super Bowl in anyone’s lifetime.
A good one I've heard is the respelling of the team name to "Jest"....
Jets stands for:
Just
End
The
Season
As a cowboys fan, I can’t be mad at you for speaking the truth. Knew it from the start. 🤦🏻♂️
How do I know it’s a new day here in Washington? A roast video designed to “piss off the fans” is relatively tame. It’s nice to have organizational stability for a change.
Commentator: _says a bunch of bad things about the Commanders...._
Commanders Fan: "Doesn't matter what you say because we no longer have Dan Snyder. Mic Drop."
My Patriots may be down but the Jets are always long running joke 😂
This isn’t the new patriots way. This is what it was like before Parells.
As an old head, I remember it quite well. Years & years of it.
I remember that 1-15 season. New England was the only team in Tecmo Super Bowl that I never won the title with, and I played a TON of that game in middle and high school.
There was never the Patriot Way. There was the Brady Way which he took to Tampa and they're using it with Baker Mayfield.
Lmao, the worst you had for the Lions was “I expect you to win a Super Bowl and it would be sad if you didn’t.”
Yoy better dammit
@@FivePointsVidsI can't wait for the Chiefs to beat the Lions and send them back to the NFCN shadow realm 😅
You are not pissing off the fanbase. You are just spitting facts.
Im a Lions fan....i am impervious to this
The Broncos made it and that’s all that matters.
Amen! We're gonna get stomped, but we're getting stomped in the PLAYOFFS.
That is second class thinking
Me: laughing at all the other teams
Sees my favorite team
Also me: damn
Gotta respect the fact you went all the way to Colorado to flip off Perna in person.
I already hate myself for being a Arizona sports fan
You lost the Yotes to the Mormons. Nothing will Sting more than that (side note, I'd Utah doesn't name the team the Stromin' Mormons it would be a missed opportunity.)
Raiders walked into the season with AOC and really had Nancy Pelosi.
You know it's bad when non-Jags fans are pissed off with the fans over Baalke being retained
Five Points out here throwing shade. 😂
As a Patriots fan we don't need a video to piss us off we just got to look back at our season to get mad enough
As a Giants fan... all you have to say is "The New York Giants" and that is it, that is the burn.
Fair enough. 😂
Look, when it comes to the Redskins there's nothing you can say or do to upset us. Snyder is gone, we have a decent coach, a good GM and a promising rookie QB AND we went 4-13 last year, 12-5 this year. You know, almost as bad as the Giants this season. 25 TDs, 9 INTs? I'll take it. So would you.
That George Pickens bit...
It's the Neverending Story with Steelers and their diva WR corp dating back since Tomlin became HC
And Tree destroying the pizza box like there's no tomorrow.
Five should be invited to The Player Haters Ball.😂
How can the Saints waste Alvin Kamara's talent when he should be in prison for assaulting a man and breaking his skull? That's where his talent deserves to be wasted.
That is what I was thinking also. Watching the video of him and his homies pounding that guy was horrible.
We need more vids like this! FivePoint is the man!
As a Lions fan, you haven't said shit we haven't heard yet! You're not pissing me off, you're making me laugh my ass off!! Without Campbell's coaching style, we wouldn't be where we are today! We're finding ways to win games buddy! Lol 😆
“Take the fucking points” made it sound like he was upset instead of trying to make us upset
Exactly what I said when Quinn was hired. Dan Quinn will Dan Quinn within 2 years.
“You came up shorter than Simone Biles” - right after showing Jonathan Owens failed Lambeau Leap 😂
Honestly it's good they keeping Daboll think about it. If they get a new coach and a new qp and do shitty he'd get fired after a year and the new QB would have to learn a whole new scheme and we all know how awesome that is for rookie QBs... Daboll somehow dragged Danny Derps to the playoffs. Chin up Buttercup! Someday you'll be good again. Or come out of nowhere and win it all with a Mid ass QB who somehow goes Super Sayan (every now and again) come playoff time.
Very well done. Always enjoy your humor and perspective.
That feeling when he gets to your team, and you have no choice but to acknowledge that he's right
Jerry Jones looks more and more like Yoda with every passing year.
Jerry Jones owns my team. You can’t hurt me anymore than I am already.
Lifelong Eagles fan. THEY HATE US AND WE DONT CAAAAAAARRREEEE Also: We ALL hate Sirianni....so you ain't telling us anything we dont already know
Born and raised baby...
E.A.G.L.E.S...EAGLES!!!
I'm taking Sirianni over at least 25 other coaches tho
As a fellow Giants fan, I’m glad that you left the best for last. At least we’re not the Jets…. Two thumbs up on the video.
You can't piss me off, I hate the Browns plenty enough already
This is actually pretty funny. Great topic five
Five, Scooter, Perna, and Grossi smile intently at Tree's possible punishment on clickbait sports
Josh Allen is the #QBeast
He's the NFL's Apex Predator...
#GoBills
To be fair, having a Giants fan roast Patriots, you could always just say 18-1 and make us angry by default.
That was the most perfectly succinct description of my Niners this season. Bravo, my man. 🍻
20 seconds in and us Eagles fans take a hit😂. I fuck*n LOVE IT!
Brandon Perna sent me
I don’t know what made me laugh more the fact that I do have to agree with you about the Ravens or the farting sounds at the announcement of each team
Yooo I’m just happy that Bryce gives me hope! Love ya Five!
No McCaskey jokes for the bears huh. He must finally feel bad for us 😂
When you said the sleeping on the couch joke, boy did it hit me pretty fucking good lmao
Excellent use of Tree Rage XD NFC North (Bears don't count) hardest division to do this for, and I love it. Williams is still being wasted on the Bears. I also love how you somehow managed to dunk on every ClickBait host (save Scooter, but really that's an act of mercy for a Cowgirls fan,) while you were at it!
All the salt and I'm here for it😂
Reminds me of when my Crimson Tide was winning all the time - all the h8ters were out in force, and I was like "Wha? Can't hear you over all the Sounds of WINNING....
I am a Cowboys fan that was born after 1995, and I’ve reached levels of apathy towards this team that I didn’t even believe were possible.
11:00 funny enough the M.C.M happened 25 years ago on this day lol
However, the Bengals fans being mad at the Chiefs (even though I very much dislike them along with Mahomes and Kelce too) for resting their starters in a useless game for them is quite hilarious lol
I would love to see you make a video on all of the hilariously ridiculous ways the Lions have lost games and been screwed by the league time and time again over the years. It really is remarkable.
Maybe you can confirm something for me: I'm thinking the reason the Lions had that Winless season is because the Refs cost them one game that they should have won. True or not?
As a bills fan I’m used to heartbreaking losses. You should’ve trashtalked Josh Allen instead lol
Goddamnit bro, 14 seconds into the video and you already have to mention the Jets. I can’t do this anymore.
Cowboys fans: Still looking for a working VCR so they can watch their most recent Super Bowl winning season. LOL LOL LOL 😂😆😅😂🤣🤣😅😄😆
Damn didn't you were a Giants fans😂 Thank you for Barkley😂
It's so wonderful that he thought of the eagles first.
Btw go birds.
go birds!
As a Steeler fan, I thank you for saying what you said. I just nodded and said “yup” the whole time
NFL fan bases are not scary if you insult them. Now insulting college fans, that is how you get toxicity in the comments section. 😂 Here watch. SEC is obviously trash this year, can't even get a good win against the BIG. Get good SEC. Another year, another BIG champ!
I'm a New Orleans native now living in Las Vegas. I've become the Jim Cantore of NFL football.
I couldn't be prouder that my team is who gets singled out at the start. I love that 5 points is a birds fan! 😅
Damn, that was as harsh as it was hilarious. Cumulative effect on salt level: Industrial accident.
5PV, as a Pats fan from the 70s, this hasn’t gotten as bad as the real Good Old Days.
Yinzer Mode: DEACTIVATED
Look it's not our fault that Mara literally was talking about how upset he'd be if Barkley ended up on the Eagles...all because he wouldn't pay him a few more dollars than he wanted, and instead lit a hell of a lot more money on fire for Danny Derps.
Besides, we can both hate the Cowboys more collectively
Steelers fan here, I cant even be mad. You're just right.
As a Rams fan, our mascot is Bennett because the Mailman ALWAYS delivers 😎
Those comparisons to the lions defense was actually kinda funny
I'm a Jets Fan. You can't make me Mad. Its not possible. I got past the "Anger" stage of Grief over a decade ago. I've accepted it and have learned to live with it.
Even the prink power of the God King Aaron Rogers can not overpower the Butt Fumble!
The New York Jest. Notice the spelling difference. And they're not the worst in that city either. The NYC Government makes the Jest and Giants look like Super Bowl Champions in comparison....
As a Giants fan I can almost guarantee you Schoen and Daboll are coming back because of their schedule next year. They have no chance at winning more than 3-4 games. Their home schedule is Washington, Dallas, Philly, Green Bay, Minnesota, Kansas City, San Francisco, and the Chargers. There’s not one win in there, why bring in a new regime to fail immediately?
was not expecting a David Foster Wallace reference. Deep cut
Aw how cute. A Giants fan shitting on every NFL team to ignore his own franchise’s mediocrity. Face it, if you didn’t beat Tom Brady twice, you’d be the Jets. Give it five years, though. You’ll fuck up your draft pick, and end up with your own butt fumble moment before Bill Belichick wins a CFP game.
we suck
I like how you try so hard on the Rams but it's really difficult to find flaws with them right now
As a person with polish ancestry I found you polish joke funny
Watched this video at work instead of waiting to get home so I could watch it while drowning my sorrows in alcohol, damn son.
I'm glad this video was made. I remember the triggering videos from a few years ago.
The shot on thatsgoodsports is uncalled for😭
All I have to say is that whenever a giants fan wants to insult my choice of sports team, I just have to say to them "Mr Mara, Enough is Enough!"
Broncos fan! “In” was the win!
When the Bears "saved" their field goal this season I didn't realize the Packers held it then used it for them in the last game of the season
18:40 Bookmarking this for when the Chiefs take out the Bills.
I can’t be pissed anymore. It’s a cycle. Lose to the chiefs in the Super Bowl, everyone gets hurt, win 6 games, repeat
You can't hurt me. LA is on fire...
Stay safe brother
😬🥵
Skipping an underdog fantasy ad is more than enough
3:39, 😂😂😂 (nice one)