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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @georgiamichaela5021
    @georgiamichaela5021 5 лет назад +5266

    Karuna: ‘Super super super soft skin’
    My acne flaring up : 👁👄👁

  • @kathleen5291
    @kathleen5291 5 лет назад +11739

    "don't worry about my sneeze, i don't have anything"
    unvaccinated child: 👁👄👁

  • @goodzillo
    @goodzillo 4 года назад +767

    Man I keep coming back to this because it’s so revolting. Other “worst reviewed” role plays have like rude dialogue or bad information or something but you took it to the next level. The smoking, the coughing and sneezing, the nasty implements, all of it is just perfection.

  • @lexicurry5965
    @lexicurry5965 4 года назад +2106

    Her in 2019 = “don’t worry about my sneeze, I don’t have anything”
    Us now in 2020 = iTs CoRoNa TiMe

    • @haleycarstens8713
      @haleycarstens8713 4 года назад +14

      Are you implying that may be karuna started corona because of that sneeze?😂

    • @itz_zena472
      @itz_zena472 4 года назад +52

      Haley Carstens Yeah, she started the Karunavirus! :D

    • @Cat-wr8zm
      @Cat-wr8zm 4 года назад +2

      @@itz_zena472 😂

    • @L1v1ngD3adGirI
      @L1v1ngD3adGirI 3 года назад

      @@itz_zena472 damn bruh u smart y figured it all out

    • @itz_zena472
      @itz_zena472 3 года назад

      @@L1v1ngD3adGirI ikr 🥴👊

  • @shainahyatt735
    @shainahyatt735 5 лет назад +2715

    “I’ve been meaning to get new makeup but the guy who’s at the corner he’s not there lately” I WHEEZED

    • @someonesomewhere7927
      @someonesomewhere7927 5 лет назад +30

      Hahahaha samee I thought I heard it wrong

    • @captain_auggie4107
      @captain_auggie4107 5 лет назад +10

      I didn’t get that to one...... can someone please explain? I’m sorry I’m not on social media much....:|

    • @studyjam8725
      @studyjam8725 5 лет назад +50

      Clocobear 29 it’s pretty much just implying that she bought the makeup off a random guy on a street corner lmaoooo

    • @top2not2___
      @top2not2___ 5 лет назад +6

      I haven’t seen that part yet but I want 2

    • @captain_auggie4107
      @captain_auggie4107 5 лет назад +3

      studyjam oh. Okay.

  • @alizerocha5856
    @alizerocha5856 5 лет назад +2548

    when she smelled the cleanser water, gagged, and then said, “ iT ShOuLd Be GoOd.” i screamed💀i loved this.

    • @french1026
      @french1026 5 лет назад +8

      I am Le 666th like. Fear me.

    • @gghappy1176
      @gghappy1176 5 лет назад +5

      Maxine Clarke man, I was the 670th like

    • @french1026
      @french1026 5 лет назад +6

      OH SHIT 670 has 7 in it. and sEveN atE niNeE ;0 I truly fear you my dude,

    • @gghappy1176
      @gghappy1176 5 лет назад +6

      Wow. I didn’t even think of that

    • @french1026
      @french1026 5 лет назад +6

      Mhmm.. You gotts think bout everythannngg tho my dude, trust me. also no im not high im just suck at life. -The misspellings and le punctuation is all totally right lmao

  • @erindavison7391
    @erindavison7391 4 года назад +1911

    ⭐️
    “She didn’t let me speak to the manager”
    -Karen

    • @bananadio255
      @bananadio255 4 года назад +8

      Erin Davison OMG RIGHT LIKE, ILL TALK TO THE OWNER IF I HAVE TO. I USUALLY JUST DO MANAGERS, BUT I WANT TO SPEAK TO THS OWNER

    • @rebbekahwoods6408
      @rebbekahwoods6408 4 года назад +5

      @Erin Davidson
      (To those of you who remember Jeff the killer asmr wearing a Karen wig and the joke about him scalping karen to make the wig)
      I vaguely remember Jeff scalping you--

    • @bananadio255
      @bananadio255 4 года назад +2

      Rebbekah Woods lol

    • @karenfigueroa9793
      @karenfigueroa9793 4 года назад

      Ah yes......

    • @tia.9717
      @tia.9717 4 года назад

      omfg 😂😂

  • @lululoveskermit
    @lululoveskermit 4 года назад +826

    I found many other channels interpret the ‘worst rated’ role play to mean a bitchy/nasty character. I like how your character was nice and friendly but just doing all the gross nasty things 😂

    • @lanceelliott2504
      @lanceelliott2504 3 года назад +46

      She was outwardly nice but had some v questionable morals which made her seem more realistic and uncomfy to me

  • @zwinny0408
    @zwinny0408 5 лет назад +1293

    "I had a little bit too much to drink last night and kept drinking this morning..."
    BIG MOOD.

  • @penelope-df2on
    @penelope-df2on 5 лет назад +9475

    “don’t worry i’ll definitely clean my hands”
    *never cleans her hands*
    me: 👁👄👁

  • @josephinelough
    @josephinelough 4 года назад +583

    Timestamps!
    0:00 on her phone
    0:08 saying hello
    0:16 back typing on phone
    0:30 welcoming you
    0:48 tapping and playing with notebook
    2:00 setting up make up and smoking a cigarette
    2:40 offering water and playing with bottle
    3:14 hand sanitizer
    3:33 touching your face
    4:14 showing spray bottle, tapping
    4:44 spraying water on beauty blender
    5:03 tapping on foundation
    5:53 pumping out foundation
    6:10 applying foundation
    9:12 tapping on concealer
    9:50 squeezing out concealer
    10:19 applying concealer
    12:15 tapping on powder
    12:39 tapping on brush and opening powder
    13:23 dipping brush in powder
    13:44 applying powder
    14:56 tapping on eyeshadow palette
    16:10 choosing colours to use
    17:10 tapping on bronzer
    17:41 dipping brush in bronzer
    17:50 applying bronzer
    19:14 tapping and opening Pepsi bottle
    19:37 drinking it
    20:06 opening pack of Cheetos
    20:13 eating Cheetos
    20:51 applying eyeshadow and eating Cheetos
    24:10 Pepsi bottle, tapping and drinking
    24:51 eyeliner, shaking
    25:19 turns out it’s a cigarette, lighting it
    25:32 applying eyeliner and smoking
    26:37 cigarette and bottle
    27:00 tapping and playing with mascara
    27:21 applying mascara
    28:12 more eyeshadow but on your brows
    29:08 tapping on highlighter
    29:35 applying highlighter
    30:55 tapping and applying lip plumper
    31:30 noticing you’ve left

    • @helenawilliamson55
      @helenawilliamson55 4 года назад +6

      josephine x thanks been looking for these!

    • @oneearedsammoloko133
      @oneearedsammoloko133 4 года назад +1

      Cheers

    • @notimpressd
      @notimpressd 4 года назад +13

      josephine x you forgot 25:00 😏

    • @caylacarico4242
      @caylacarico4242 4 года назад +1

      Wow... just WOW

    • @arcatia66
      @arcatia66 4 года назад +8

      I DISNT KNOW THAT WHEN U HIT A TIME STAMP IT TOOK U THERE AND I ACCIDENTALLY HIT ONE WOA

  • @onograce1327
    @onograce1327 4 года назад +985

    Plot twist: you're dead and she is doing your makeup for your funeral

    • @victoriabeaumont1755
      @victoriabeaumont1755 4 года назад +36

      That's a super cool morbid idea for an ASMR VIDEO!!

    • @zoongasupreme1305
      @zoongasupreme1305 4 года назад +5

      Victoria Beaumont I’ve seen an ASMR video titled doing your makeup for your funeral

    • @emilyward4388
      @emilyward4388 4 года назад +7

      I died laughing because I read this and then she said “ope! Did I spritz and spray ya there” at 4:49 😂😅

    • @justeggin
      @justeggin 3 года назад +11

      ik this is a joke, but corpse makeup is much different than things like morphe or sephora. also the goal is to make them look as they were when they were alive, so unless requested, glam makeup is not suitable.
      just a fun fact.

    • @seal.soup.
      @seal.soup. 3 года назад +3

      oh how the turns have tabled

  • @sanyukimuli9404
    @sanyukimuli9404 5 лет назад +1243

    Her: Judging by your skin tone, I’m going to be using them as lightest shade possible.
    Me, black: BRUH

  • @hannahs3690
    @hannahs3690 5 лет назад +2287

    karuna: so you wanted a smoky eye right?
    me: yeah, exactly!
    karuna: ok *blows cigarette smoke into my eyes*

  • @aresenicoo
    @aresenicoo 4 года назад +541

    Me: knows that mua means make up artist
    Also me: *M W A H*

  • @lemmon3
    @lemmon3 4 года назад +445

    I had a classmate like this in makeup school- no joke. She got Lysol in my eye once and her makeup always gave me a rash because she bought black market shit in literal alleyways

    • @benbouchard4487
      @benbouchard4487 4 года назад +5

      leo luther is it a makeup tool in the thumbnail like what is that

    • @Karma-gi9xl
      @Karma-gi9xl 4 года назад +12

      How did she get Lysol in you eye?

    • @ryanreynoldswife8010
      @ryanreynoldswife8010 3 года назад +20

      LYSOL?!?😭

    • @annakepes8050
      @annakepes8050 3 года назад +6

      @@benbouchard4487 the beauty blender

  • @angelatice2669
    @angelatice2669 5 лет назад +2287

    Karuna: I only do bright looks
    Also Karuna: wearing neutral makeup

  • @adriannaconstanza279
    @adriannaconstanza279 5 лет назад +3423

    Karuna: *smokes*
    Me: *having asthma*
    Karuna: *blows*
    Me: ❌👄❌

  • @thatsprettygood6962
    @thatsprettygood6962 4 года назад +2290

    ⭐️
    I wanted the makeup as dark as my soul but she only does “bright looks”
    - a very disappointed emo

    • @elijahthedisipointment1403
      @elijahthedisipointment1403 4 года назад +6

      I know right...

    • @marrowyoutube
      @marrowyoutube 4 года назад +15

      @@vlxz0s309 when you took the time to call them out while having the name "Avawavawoo"

    • @yungcowboy3906
      @yungcowboy3906 4 года назад +3

      666th like 😌

    • @Blue-rz1cv
      @Blue-rz1cv 4 года назад +11

      *Me looking at all of the bright colors while in all black* : ....if anyone else tried this I wouldve commited a crime, but I will make an exception

    • @kom12082
      @kom12082 3 года назад +2

      Ikr

  • @kendrabajo3890
    @kendrabajo3890 4 года назад +696

    “i think we need a the lightest shade”
    with my mexican self: yea that will match

  • @krystellemyers294
    @krystellemyers294 5 лет назад +1278

    “Everything I own is a knock off” THAT HAD ME CREASING 😂😭💀😭😂

    • @Joy.Kassab
      @Joy.Kassab 5 лет назад +39

      I’m C R E A S I N G SIS

    • @ew2039
      @ew2039 5 лет назад +31

      Creasing just like that knock off shadow

    • @emma-sc7cu
      @emma-sc7cu 5 лет назад +5

      timestamp?

    • @user-ud7kr3gv1r
      @user-ud7kr3gv1r 5 лет назад +5

      @@emma-sc7cu 7:25

    • @laurynlester7133
      @laurynlester7133 5 лет назад +4

      i literally read this as she said it

  • @kaitlynnrw
    @kaitlynnrw 5 лет назад +1548

    “you should really let me give you a bag of cheetos”
    i’m literally not stopping you

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 5 лет назад +2

      Well ofc not, you weren't there.

    • @courtneymichelle5746
      @courtneymichelle5746 5 лет назад +9

      im allergic so😂 my body’s stopping her I don’t wanna die

    • @ren574
      @ren574 5 лет назад +3

      She looks so much like tana mongeau

    • @Sofia-zq4cy
      @Sofia-zq4cy 5 лет назад +2

      Courtney Michelle what about it are u allergic to?The cheese

    • @kaylamcgruder5120
      @kaylamcgruder5120 5 лет назад

      Kaitlynn Welch subscribe to krazzykay for me please

  • @heitsmaia3300
    @heitsmaia3300 4 года назад +274

    Her: “go ahead and close your eyes”
    Me: ➖👄➖

    • @lissyluvs
      @lissyluvs 4 года назад +7

      Why did this make me laugh more than it should lol

    • @chloey8536
      @chloey8536 4 года назад +3

      This is the best one I've seen yet

  • @anticlout7464
    @anticlout7464 4 года назад +441

    "the guy who usually is at the corner, he's not there lately"
    Me: I'm sorry where??

    • @user-rk8kt6zu5q
      @user-rk8kt6zu5q 4 года назад +3

      that’s the thing, we don’t know. ;;

    • @lannatav
      @lannatav 4 года назад +9

      I found this comment right when she said that

    • @jeffreystokes3897
      @jeffreystokes3897 4 года назад +2

      2020
      She was doing his makeup, sneezed, said it wasnt a big deal, ANSD GAVE HIM CORRONA!!!!!! then he went oof X-X

  • @omyni
    @omyni 5 лет назад +2792

    Kat Von D foundation with a Jeffree Pallet? the scandal.

    • @ryderross7000
      @ryderross7000 5 лет назад +166

      Raven Norton but it’s all from the guy at the corner, so it’s all a scandal

    • @Hannah_-ux2qm
      @Hannah_-ux2qm 5 лет назад +55

      And that's the tea sis

    • @beyondredemption8179
      @beyondredemption8179 5 лет назад +77

      And don’t forget the Jaclyn Hill highlighter.

    • @kdnye
      @kdnye 5 лет назад +13

      and a jeffree jacket

    • @zippydoges9142
      @zippydoges9142 5 лет назад +4

      🍵

  • @k.c.maiale7504
    @k.c.maiale7504 5 лет назад +1775

    "Why did you choose me to do you makeup?"
    You're cheap and I'm broke.

  • @verac4310
    @verac4310 5 лет назад +414

    Karuna: "Judging by your soft skin, you shouldn't have to worry about this"
    Me having acne since age nine: 👁👄👁

  • @graceee8266
    @graceee8266 4 года назад +200

    her: do you want some water?
    me dying of thirst: yeah su-
    her: *starts drinking*
    me: ok never mind then. 👁👄👁

  • @oesedits1446
    @oesedits1446 5 лет назад +4549

    Sarah(Karuna): *touches screen without consent*
    everyone: *gasps* who are you! and what have you done with sarah!
    edit:omg 3k likes thank you lyasm

  • @mulanphan5925
    @mulanphan5925 5 лет назад +3698

    video: finishes
    me: SEARCHES FRANTICALLY FOR A 'CLEANING YOUR FACE ASMR' VIDEO

  • @rebeccahooey9662
    @rebeccahooey9662 4 года назад +85

    Her: I'm gonna use the palest foundation possible, to bring out a natural highlight.
    My Scandinavian ass, seeing that tan ass foundation: haha, I'm in danger

  • @steafly8959
    @steafly8959 4 года назад +250

    👁‍🗨 👁
    👄
    Me when she smoked

  • @parkjibooty5138
    @parkjibooty5138 5 лет назад +1808

    Her: “You moved back a little”
    *Me: you just smoked a cigarette and touched my face-*

    • @hollyorlowski4186
      @hollyorlowski4186 5 лет назад +44

      PARK JIBOOTY my thoughts: she probably just gave you so much acne just by touching your face after that smoke

    • @itsyahomegirl1568
      @itsyahomegirl1568 5 лет назад +51

      K: **sneezes into hand**
      Also K: **proceeds to put foundation on my face with hand**
      Me: 👁👄👁💧

    • @saffron1996
      @saffron1996 5 лет назад +13

      i legit smelled it too cus my mother bas done this to me 🤭😖

    • @alyssamarie5565
      @alyssamarie5565 5 лет назад +5

      I love your username lol

    • @intissar1743
      @intissar1743 4 года назад

      @lina m PERIODT

  • @backupaccc3691
    @backupaccc3691 5 лет назад +1785

    Her: “your lovely soft skin”
    Me:
    *wheezes in puberty*

  • @fsoren.
    @fsoren. 4 года назад +108

    "You should keep hydrated in these summer months"
    Me watching this in November: 👁👄👁

    • @karlroberts4821
      @karlroberts4821 4 года назад +1

      Lilly Rose idk how tf ur comment says a month ago bc it’s november now wtf

    • @user-rk8kt6zu5q
      @user-rk8kt6zu5q 4 года назад +1

      Me, who got 72cm of snow awhile ago: •^•

    • @skylarscott2920
      @skylarscott2920 4 года назад

      It’s April for me

  • @maryamrehman52
    @maryamrehman52 4 года назад +89

    Her : *sneeze* "don't mind my sneeze I don't have anything"
    Me: *stares in 2020* 👁️👄👁️

  • @sorenthedutchie4315
    @sorenthedutchie4315 5 лет назад +680

    “Oh it’s a knock off sweetie everything I have is a knock off!” I’m dead!!!!!

    • @CamoCollie
      @CamoCollie 5 лет назад +3

      You kinda look like a nock-off telephone

  • @georgiacotterell8300
    @georgiacotterell8300 5 лет назад +454

    “They’re all just as garbage as the drugstore”. Low key just DRAGGED all high end brands 🤣🤣

  • @notkaylee6698
    @notkaylee6698 4 года назад +168

    “Don’t worry about my sneeze I don’t have anything”
    10 yr olds: *CORONAVIRUS*

  • @Cordeila
    @Cordeila 4 года назад +724

    Who else is watching this while on lockdown cause of the virus
    Edit:Didnt expect to come back and see 32 likes XD

  • @emiliesung1280
    @emiliesung1280 5 лет назад +1775

    this is comedy GOLD she really ate cheetoes while rubbing cotton candy pink shadow on my eyelids 🤣🤣

    • @azlyn8517
      @azlyn8517 5 лет назад +48

      Emilie Sung when she licked her fingers and then rubbed them in the eyeshadow i lost it

    • @natg6643
      @natg6643 5 лет назад +7

      And yet I can’t ever get over the fact of how thicc your icon is

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 5 лет назад +4

      *cheetoes*

    • @zedsart3763
      @zedsart3763 5 лет назад +2

      1000th like. You’re welcome fren

    • @stacey325
      @stacey325 5 лет назад

      azlynhollis || I might’ve peed a little ...

  • @cubanabanana9165
    @cubanabanana9165 5 лет назад +1510

    Yes. Puffing cigarette smoke right in your customer's face. Always a winner 😂

    • @charlieboskovic
      @charlieboskovic 5 лет назад +23

      Vincent Gravel it’s a nice touch before we start on the makeup look

    • @rosanna-sc4lx
      @rosanna-sc4lx 5 лет назад +46

      @@charlieboskovic iTs a smoKey effecT

    • @diavolosteddy7594
      @diavolosteddy7594 5 лет назад +24

      Smoky eyes 😎

    • @zepeck7564
      @zepeck7564 5 лет назад +4

      To set the makeup

  • @mickeycruise5784
    @mickeycruise5784 4 года назад +215

    “Don’t mind my sneeze I don’t have anything”
    Scientifically the reason you do sneeze is your body’s natural way of getting any unwanted germs or dust in your nose out or your body....
    So I don’t know what you talking about not having anything...
    Good acting BTW!!!

  • @clairemcroberts4799
    @clairemcroberts4799 4 года назад +142

    “Just shenanigans from the morning with my boyfriend, y’know”
    *and I oop*

  • @depressionisahobbymum1595
    @depressionisahobbymum1595 5 лет назад +2007

    "I only do bright looks"
    Me as an emo: 👁‍🗨👄👁‍🗨

  • @briannaj.5440
    @briannaj.5440 5 лет назад +621

    "so I'm just gonna go ahead and-"
    *INTENSE DABBING*

  • @RaccoonT0wn
    @RaccoonT0wn 4 года назад +89

    "You have super, super super super soft skin"
    Me: *coughs in skin condition*

    • @starflash8346
      @starflash8346 4 года назад +9

      *Stares in eczema* 👁👄👁

    • @Okayavery
      @Okayavery 4 года назад +1

      Starflash I felt this 😔

    • @carahoran7161
      @carahoran7161 3 года назад +1

      @@starflash8346 same

    • @xyzbcdae
      @xyzbcdae 3 года назад +1

      *breathes in allergy for almost every product that is edible*

  • @fridney
    @fridney 4 года назад +152

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⬜️
    She was super lovely!!! Came out in a rash so that’s four stars.
    Very satisfied

  • @oval5810
    @oval5810 5 лет назад +1372

    Gemapobes:😰😰😱
    People with asthma:👋 🚭 ❎👄❎

    • @WetawdedIndianZ
      @WetawdedIndianZ 5 лет назад +9

      Joanna chicken oh my god my anxiety is so freaking highted 😂😭

    • @aja0730
      @aja0730 5 лет назад +6

      Joanna chicken my grandma smokes in front of my cousins that have asthma and they say that they can’t breathe and she doesn’t care like BEECH YOU FINNA KIIL THEM

    • @samaaalbaik
      @samaaalbaik 5 лет назад +9

      People who are both (me) : 💀☠️⚰️

    • @brisahernandez5153
      @brisahernandez5153 5 лет назад +1

      felt that 😔

    • @boostthegrunt
      @boostthegrunt 5 лет назад +1

      my asthma is my worst enemy

  • @sophias363
    @sophias363 5 лет назад +2622

    karuna:*burps*
    me:👁👄👁
    karuna:*blows it into my face*
    me:⚠️👄⚠️
    karuna: oh sorry * laughs*
    me:❌👄❌

  • @delaney6937
    @delaney6937 4 года назад +70

    Karuna: “You have super super super soft skin”
    Me: *bamboozled in acne*

    • @benbouchard4487
      @benbouchard4487 4 года назад

      Delaney uwu coughs in puberty

    • @xyzbcdae
      @xyzbcdae 3 года назад +1

      *cries in allergy for everything*

    • @ushna3309
      @ushna3309 3 года назад

      sits in a corner with acne since 9

  • @an.intruder.
    @an.intruder. 4 года назад +53

    No one:
    Not a single soul
    Not even angry horse girls
    Karuna: SwIpEr nO sWiPiNg

  • @eyonceee
    @eyonceee 5 лет назад +9260

    Karuna: Judging by your skin tone I think we should use the lightest shade possible
    Me: *stares in dark skin Nigerian* 👁👃🏿👁

  • @lanasimic8821
    @lanasimic8821 5 лет назад +8969

    I feel bad when someone does bad work but is such a nice person so I act like It's all good

    • @nicolet8527
      @nicolet8527 5 лет назад +250

      Lana x I love your profile pic! I love roller coasters/rides so much

    • @erinmyers571
      @erinmyers571 5 лет назад +61

      Lana x agreed

    • @slenderhonkers
      @slenderhonkers 5 лет назад +45

      I probably would do that too dood

    • @zzootedoffnae
      @zzootedoffnae 5 лет назад +44

      Naw sus ion care if she the nicest person inna world if I’m paying for it and it ain’t right she canceled and Ian paying I’m going’s off sus periodttttttaaaaa

    • @biancacristina1447
      @biancacristina1447 5 лет назад +292

      @@zzootedoffnae what did you even say

  • @egg8171
    @egg8171 4 года назад +52

    “Don’t mind my sneeze I don’t have anything”
    LAUGHS IN CORONAVIRUS

  • @lettersforv
    @lettersforv 4 года назад +31

    Reasons why I clicked on this video:
    80% : Wondering what MUA was
    15% : Bored and nothing else to watch on yt
    5% : To relax

  • @addisonpurcell1137
    @addisonpurcell1137 5 лет назад +3395

    me: looks at the jeffree star jumpsuit
    dana: now were going to be using a kat von d foundation
    me: 👁👄👁

    • @justuhkat
      @justuhkat 5 лет назад +27

      Addison Purcell just giving them away 🤣

    • @lggofficial2073
      @lggofficial2073 5 лет назад +22

      the shade thoooo

    • @danajensen443
      @danajensen443 5 лет назад +6

      my name is frikin dana

    • @Cordeila
      @Cordeila 5 лет назад +10

      👁️👅👁️

    • @daynachappell7943
      @daynachappell7943 5 лет назад +1

      @@danajensen443 Mine too! Spelt different though.

  • @skarp1o
    @skarp1o 4 года назад +157

    *smells bottle*
    *literally gags*
    karuna: yeah it’s good

  • @watashiwanoodle4103
    @watashiwanoodle4103 4 года назад +37

    I was like, “hey, this isn’t that bad!” and then she blew smoke into my face

  • @ashlynhuffman8733
    @ashlynhuffman8733 5 лет назад +1787

    6:15
    Karuna, with beauty blender
    Karuna: I'm just gonna
    Me : expecting light tap
    Karuna : YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET

  • @freezesociety1120
    @freezesociety1120 5 лет назад +1268

    "My name is:.."
    Me : Karuna Satori
    ".. Dana"
    Me: :o

  • @trackriding361
    @trackriding361 4 года назад +46

    Before she started smoking: She’s not that bad...
    When she started smoking: OH HELL NO

  • @kawthardashti9374
    @kawthardashti9374 3 года назад +30

    "Don't mind my sneeze, i Don't have anything" hits different in COVID times

    • @ali.castaneda
      @ali.castaneda 2 года назад +1

      as someone who currently has covid- this is fuckin hilarious

  • @zoranasamson
    @zoranasamson 5 лет назад +2005

    Karuna-We are going to use the lightest shade possible
    Me-Jokes on you that’s too dark for my pale ass

  • @richardgomez6202
    @richardgomez6202 5 лет назад +1502

    Karuna: eats cheatos
    Me: oh i like that shade of orange are we doing a summer look?

  • @noorcookie3257
    @noorcookie3257 4 года назад +97

    Her: “your lovely soft skin”
    Me who’s going through puberty rn: *oh thx*

    • @xyzbcdae
      @xyzbcdae 3 года назад +2

      *cries in allergy for almost every edible product*

    • @rhianna4752
      @rhianna4752 3 года назад

      *cries In psoriasis*

  • @alysssabear
    @alysssabear Год назад +15

    3 years later and this is still the best ASMR worst-reviewed video ever

    • @reaganswartz8155
      @reaganswartz8155 Год назад +6

      I swear her vids from this year just hit diff😭

    • @locjake7230
      @locjake7230 Год назад +2

      @@reaganswartz8155 the really do, circa 2019 was something else

  • @aimeeking9677
    @aimeeking9677 5 лет назад +1784

    Based on your skin tone, we’re going to go
    *the lightest shade possible*

  • @aleexelou
    @aleexelou 5 лет назад +682

    "your skin is so soft !"
    Foundation knockoff:
    I'm about to end this person's whole career.

  • @dannr8789
    @dannr8789 7 месяцев назад +10

    We need to unlock this character again. She’s really cool even when she kinda started a pandemic… 😂

  • @ashh5451
    @ashh5451 4 года назад +28

    Me: *comes in with soft skin*
    Me: * comes out with cracking skin *

  • @jordynhanko1072
    @jordynhanko1072 5 лет назад +618

    Karuna: my hand are clean ( sneezes in her hand)
    Me : ....... don’t touch me

  • @kekebelle2040
    @kekebelle2040 5 лет назад +1845

    Me: *sits patiently*
    Karuna: 🚬👌🏻👁👄👁
    Me: oh……I just……mkay let’s do this😐

  • @lunajayde_xx
    @lunajayde_xx 4 года назад +26

    If someone doing my makeup was smoking in my face, I wouldn’t just leave a terrible review - I would probably also lose my shit on them.
    Great role play! 😊💜

    • @clairemckeown953
      @clairemckeown953 3 года назад

      I would just punch them in the face with my inhaler 😂😂😂

  • @frogpog6260
    @frogpog6260 4 года назад +91

    -sneezes “I don’t have anything” Me: It’s corona time

    • @DelRae
      @DelRae 4 года назад

      We are the beaters of corona
      Fear us at your next formal gatherings

    • @aniyawax5389
      @aniyawax5389 4 года назад +1

      Rosalind F huh

  • @likabaker5487
    @likabaker5487 5 лет назад +2237

    Dana: *Blows smoke in my face*
    Me: *Whimpers in asthmatic*
    👁👄👁

  • @user-nm4lm7oi9o
    @user-nm4lm7oi9o 5 лет назад +711

    DaNa:”What made you choose me as your makeup”
    Me:Desperate

    • @SincerelyVeola
      @SincerelyVeola 5 лет назад +1

      마티 네즈사이먼 😂, right!

    • @katief.2280
      @katief.2280 5 лет назад +6

      me: it was the cheapest

    • @sleepyhead7969
      @sleepyhead7969 5 лет назад

      NO ONE LIKE THE COMMENT BECAUSE ITS AT 420😂

    • @user-nm4lm7oi9o
      @user-nm4lm7oi9o 5 лет назад

      undercover_alligatorDAMN I MISSED IT😭😭

  • @colorfulskies3266
    @colorfulskies3266 4 года назад +26

    No one:
    Her nail: 👉🏼
    Me: I’ve been impaled

  • @Mypianohomework
    @Mypianohomework 4 года назад +54

    " I need to get more makeup but the guy at the corner hasn't been there lately"
    Me: WUT :o

  • @katiemc3382
    @katiemc3382 5 лет назад +12176

    Can you do a area51 receptionist roleplay 😂 it would be so iconic

  • @Helenhere16
    @Helenhere16 5 лет назад +684

    “The guy who’s usually at the corner, he’s not there lately” *oh sissssssss*

    • @silvermoon57
      @silvermoon57 5 лет назад +12

      What did she mean there??

    • @mckennaf3689
      @mckennaf3689 5 лет назад +35

      silver like a drug dealer lmao

    • @nathanjames9246
      @nathanjames9246 5 лет назад +52

      She meant she usually buys her makeup from a guy from a street corner. You can inger he steals it from stores like Sephora and Ulta and then sells it for half price on street corners.

    • @jodiequeeniebrown4263
      @jodiequeeniebrown4263 5 лет назад

      Sissss

    • @nathanjames9246
      @nathanjames9246 5 лет назад

      @choke its possible but I doubt counterfeit products sold on street corners you can just buy that online

  • @midvalkyrie418
    @midvalkyrie418 4 месяца назад +7

    Her 2019 videos just hit different. I always come back to this one

  • @avery4388
    @avery4388 4 года назад +39

    Karuna: Your skin is so soft oh my gosh!
    Me: *Girl, I have acne all over and enough facial hair to pass as a dude, do I look like I got soft skin*

    • @xyzbcdae
      @xyzbcdae 3 года назад +1

      *cries in allergy for everything+puberty*

    • @Celest1alAdd1ct1on
      @Celest1alAdd1ct1on 3 года назад +1

      god i wish i could pass as a dude

  • @KayleeKat
    @KayleeKat 5 лет назад +2070

    The Jeffree Star track jacket 😂 We stan a fashionable queen

  • @savanna7015
    @savanna7015 5 лет назад +2957

    me: “oh this doesn’t seem so bad...”
    karuna: *pulls out cigarette.*

    • @0S9M
      @0S9M 5 лет назад +65

      savanna simpson when she pulled it out I went “ uhhh”

    • @freya_jxx
      @freya_jxx 5 лет назад +97

      My asthma ass: wheeze

    • @glizzygladiator3967
      @glizzygladiator3967 5 лет назад +17

      I was so confused for a second

    • @creepypastagamer1018
      @creepypastagamer1018 5 лет назад +3

      Omg she mad me went crazy I trashed my room and when I get mad I dont do that but I got so mad that time idk why

    • @alessandrajackson3768
      @alessandrajackson3768 5 лет назад +2

      savanna simpson I was so shocked TBH

  • @Bri.dabrattz
    @Bri.dabrattz 3 года назад +5

    “were going to put the lighest shade possible”
    Me:baby I’m black

  • @notyourdaughter666
    @notyourdaughter666 3 года назад +20

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    came out looking exactly how i wanted, perfect for the show in jake’s basement tonight. my face is hard as a rock and i can’t take the makeup off so there’s no way it’s gonna get messed up in the pit tonight. didn’t appreciate the comments about lighter skin shades or “sjw snowflakes”, but her commitment to knock-off brands is impressive. i’ll be returning next time we have a show.
    -a pleased member of the local punk band

  • @bonezoup_
    @bonezoup_ 5 лет назад +921

    I’m watching for entertainment purposes because I refuse to go to sleep at 5 pm

  • @elmadedic547
    @elmadedic547 5 лет назад +439

    Worst rated MUA, but highest rated ASMR artist.

  • @audreypee1723
    @audreypee1723 4 года назад +17

    her: *sneezes* dont worry, i dont have anything!
    me: OH NO IVE GOT A DISEASE

    • @xyzbcdae
      @xyzbcdae 3 года назад +1

      SPREADING ALL THRU MY NEIGBHOURHOOD

  • @shaunshroom4116
    @shaunshroom4116 5 лет назад +18

    "this should be the last time we have to use the blender"
    *THP THP THP THP THP THP*

  • @princessbunni7665
    @princessbunni7665 5 лет назад +9128

    Karuna: *LiCkS cHeEtO fInGeRs*
    Me as a germaphobe: *sWeAtS* 👁👄👁

  • @kingcashout2851
    @kingcashout2851 5 лет назад +909

    It Took Me The Entire Day To Understand That MUA Stands For MakeUp Artist

    • @thatkidonyoutube4792
      @thatkidonyoutube4792 5 лет назад +101

      I just found out from you...

    • @quiliviah
      @quiliviah 5 лет назад +11

      Same

    • @angeliki2463
      @angeliki2463 5 лет назад +8

      King Cashout thanks for informing 😂

    • @noaht4518
      @noaht4518 5 лет назад +8

      How long to understand capitalization?

    • @maddieh62
      @maddieh62 5 лет назад +4

      Haha I just found that out too!!

  • @b4byd0lliexo
    @b4byd0lliexo 4 года назад +5

    ' I stole it from Sephora '
    I laughed too hard I swear

  • @mrgnstarrr
    @mrgnstarrr 4 года назад +55

    Me: being sober for 5 months now
    Karuna: smokes in my face
    Me:
    👁👄👁

  • @unclejessie5784
    @unclejessie5784 5 лет назад +420

    When she dropped the cigarette in the water bottle I flinched because I was expecting something but not that

  • @Cara-Mia.
    @Cara-Mia. 5 лет назад +1833

    I think you misunderstood what I meant when I said I want a smokey eye 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄

  • @espressokeepsawaythedepres7269
    @espressokeepsawaythedepres7269 4 года назад +50

    Man: *smokes*
    Lung cancer: IM ABOUT TO END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER

  • @estelleniamazi8807
    @estelleniamazi8807 4 года назад +5

    "You dont have to cringe that bad " I AM SCREAMING haha 😂😂

  • @darcygoulding
    @darcygoulding 5 лет назад +1678

    Karuna: *about to blow brush*
    me: I think you shouldn’t do tha-
    Karuna: *coughs on brush*
    me: 👁👄👁

    • @pamchix4917
      @pamchix4917 5 лет назад +15

      Darcy Goulding when I was reading this she coughed on brush! 😂

    • @bethanyann3583
      @bethanyann3583 5 лет назад +2

      @@pamchix4917 same!