ASMR TINGLY Barista Roleplay (wooden toys)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 3,9 тыс.

  • @lucycherryy
    @lucycherryy 4 года назад +12804

    me, watching my drinks get made for 25 minutes: 🙂
    the 500 people in line behind me: 😡

    • @marcotvasmr
      @marcotvasmr 4 года назад +104

      😂❤️

    • @twigpin
      @twigpin 4 года назад +94

      LMAOAOSOWJWMAMSMA

    • @KarunaSatoriASMR
      @KarunaSatoriASMR  4 года назад +1643

      No they all left like the guy in the beginning

    • @ceciliagarcia7992
      @ceciliagarcia7992 4 года назад +47

      Driftyboi JMASASAASWASA more like *jojo siwa*

    • @lucycherryy
      @lucycherryy 4 года назад +53

      Karuna Satori ASMR hahahha

  • @CecilMuffin
    @CecilMuffin 4 года назад +6151

    I was slightly offended that your imaginary customer left 😂 like homie you already there just wait a few mins. I got way too invested in this roleplay and your exceptional customer service skills.

    • @levi_kuro_knight3695
      @levi_kuro_knight3695 4 года назад +58

      Sarah Therese Same!!! Like, just have little patience!!

    • @t.s.5094
      @t.s.5094 4 года назад +11

      ikr!! ahaha

    • @j.p.3243
      @j.p.3243 4 года назад +9

      Same!!!!!🤣🤣

    • @anjellytalk3294
      @anjellytalk3294 4 года назад +53

      Yeah when she said okay ur going to leave I wanted to slap that person WAIT

    • @xcvrpt
      @xcvrpt 4 года назад +7

      Omg same 😂

  • @alyssaevans4488
    @alyssaevans4488 4 года назад +1388

    Y'all can tell Sarah's had a ROUGH day
    BUT YET SHE WAS SO KIND.

  • @chiasgarden
    @chiasgarden 4 года назад +3869

    karuna: pours in all the milk
    me who is severely lactose intolerant: *chuckles* i’m in danger

    • @thienvo8462
      @thienvo8462 4 года назад +183

      why u lack toes in taller rent just taller ate it

    • @aryll8187
      @aryll8187 4 года назад +23

      @@thienvo8462 lmao

    • @uhhowl3116
      @uhhowl3116 4 года назад +17

      @@thienvo8462 XD

    • @nevarmore3474
      @nevarmore3474 4 года назад +39

      Thiện Võ um actually Megan it’s lack toes in toddler ant 😂

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 4 года назад +26

      It'll be worth the Military-Grade shits. Just trust me.

  • @jordykalkhoven2060
    @jordykalkhoven2060 4 года назад +3912

    Sarah: can i touch your face?
    me: ma’am this is a starbucks-

  • @gabimartinez5493
    @gabimartinez5493 4 года назад +1858

    ***walks into store
    “Yes I’m looking for the knife that cuts ONLY the freshest of fruit, NOT skin....handy dandy brand preferably”

  • @negreaiuliamaria5188
    @negreaiuliamaria5188 4 года назад +1374

    I WAS LITERALLY WATCHING THE ICE CREAM AND COOKIES WOODEN TOYS ROLEPLAY JUST WHEN I GOT THE NOTIFICATION THAT YOU POSTED ANOTHER WOODEN RP

    • @marizapan1995
      @marizapan1995 4 года назад +14

      The best types!

    • @adamramirez3866
      @adamramirez3866 4 года назад +5

      Wait What! The exact same thing happened to me! Im not even kidding

    • @Goawayyoudontknowme693
      @Goawayyoudontknowme693 4 года назад

      Iulik Frumusik Same

    • @bust001
      @bust001 4 года назад

      Iulik Frumusik No way meh too!

    • @KarunaSatoriASMR
      @KarunaSatoriASMR  4 года назад +45

      Iulik Frumusik it’s been a while since I’ve done one and I had this smoothie wood set sitting in my garage so I thought why not :,). Plus since missing filming so much lately

  • @spooky_ghosty
    @spooky_ghosty 4 года назад +1874

    Her: can I offer u a baguette
    Me: I’ll take your entire stock

    • @KarunaSatoriASMR
      @KarunaSatoriASMR  4 года назад +98

      I was thinking about how Panerabtead offers baguette lmao

    • @4D13Y
      @4D13Y 4 года назад +13

      @@KarunaSatoriASMR theyre so hard but deliciousss

    • @linzeehixon695
      @linzeehixon695 4 года назад +21

      @@4D13Y that's what she said😂😂 I'm sorry I had to🤦‍♀️😂

    • @treestout9270
      @treestout9270 4 года назад +3

      i offer baguette

    • @thefrickareyoulookinat2261
      @thefrickareyoulookinat2261 4 года назад +8

      @@linzeehixon695 omg lmao that was funny good one

  • @ghostieghost4158
    @ghostieghost4158 4 года назад +364

    “I’m gonna feel through your skin here.Super soft and healthy.”
    Me with a face covered in acne: :D

  • @strawberrytriplets23
    @strawberrytriplets23 4 года назад +640

    Her: *scans my drink like 5 times*
    Me: “Um, ma’am.. I didn’t order 5 smoothies..

    • @cocaine__bear
      @cocaine__bear 4 года назад +18

      Better not charge 5 times

    • @linxnfovx
      @linxnfovx 4 года назад +4

      Sam MakesVids 😂

  • @chirpul
    @chirpul 4 года назад +3440

    Karuna: you wanted strawberry?
    Me, deathly allergic to strawberry: I’ll take your entire stock

  • @caylacarico4242
    @caylacarico4242 4 года назад +2007

    Her: “go ahead and taste it”
    Me: it tastes like wood
    Her: “fantastic!”

    • @kyocera1618
      @kyocera1618 4 года назад +53

      *me* "It tastes like the blood of my enemy's. Those who have been killed without mercy! THOSE WHO-" *her* "fantastic!"

    • @Phil-ew3eo
      @Phil-ew3eo 4 года назад +25

      Her: “Go ahead and taste it!” Me: “It tastes like the head of my enemies”. Her: “Fantastic!”

    • @ghost-nv8ri
      @ghost-nv8ri 4 года назад +16

      Her: Go ahead, taste it!
      Me: Tastes like my senpais tooth-
      Her: *Fantastic.*

    • @LusunAmporaUrnumber-1-min-stan
      @LusunAmporaUrnumber-1-min-stan 3 года назад +13

      You guys have Problems alot of them

    • @WhatEvenThat
      @WhatEvenThat 3 года назад +2

      Yup

  • @natalieschanck5335
    @natalieschanck5335 4 года назад +3223

    Karuna: Pineapple clears acne basically
    Me runs into my kitchen and shoves pineapple down my throat

    • @alexandragarcia9529
      @alexandragarcia9529 4 года назад +54

      Natalie Schanck it’s a good enzyme exfoliator, though!

    • @yougotnojams4230
      @yougotnojams4230 4 года назад +154

      *sponge Bob has Left the chat *

    • @madelynhoward8461
      @madelynhoward8461 4 года назад +28

      that is literally me lol

    • @clairegreenwood416
      @clairegreenwood416 4 года назад +35

      Oh no pineapple is not for that

    • @hailiej_
      @hailiej_ 4 года назад +30

      Natalie Schanck no joke tho, I’ve had acne recently and dude, I’ve been having pineapple for the past days

  • @annabanana6721
    @annabanana6721 4 года назад +2795

    Karuna: "It's a K Cup. Cup. It's.."
    My last brain cell: "...free real estate"

    • @hspi7616
      @hspi7616 4 года назад +37

      I’m cracking up😂

    • @KarunaSatoriASMR
      @KarunaSatoriASMR  4 года назад +147

      hahahaha

    • @queenari7689
      @queenari7689 4 года назад +9

      Dead 😂😂

    • @makenzieblake6569
      @makenzieblake6569 4 года назад +6

      Lmao that's awesome!😂

    • @crystalclown96
      @crystalclown96 4 года назад +10

      Anna Banana I read that so incredibly anxious & possible sad😂 like either “FREE REAL ESTATE😫” or “😔Free real estate... **disappointed** “

  • @hearts4caro
    @hearts4caro 4 года назад +414

    "I'll put you down for some milk"
    "Some milk"
    "Milk, you wanted milk"
    "Low fat milk"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @l0ser241
    @l0ser241 4 года назад +3612

    Karuna: *sees her kids wooden toys.*
    Also Karuna: “don’t mind if I do.”

    • @ArcticTFurry
      @ArcticTFurry 4 года назад +4

      Victoria Videos Lol

    • @RachaelBagenstose
      @RachaelBagenstose 4 года назад +7

      Lol! I was laughing so hard 😂

    • @l0ser241
      @l0ser241 4 года назад +2

      Rachael Bagenstose 😂

    • @kawaimarshmello3932
      @kawaimarshmello3932 4 года назад +19

      the funny part is thats probably what she does because she has kids

    • @l0ser241
      @l0ser241 4 года назад +8

      kawai marshmello yeah, that’s why I said it 😂

  • @aves8838
    @aves8838 4 года назад +1354

    “My...handy dandy knife”
    *taps knife*
    “My...handy dandy knife” *but quieter*
    *tapping intensifies*
    *even quieter* “my...handy dandy knife”

    • @booyahboogie3350
      @booyahboogie3350 4 года назад +98

      Breaking news: local ASMR maker that goes by the name of “Karuna” charged with murder after pleading guilty to the case

    • @AfterLaughterSabrina
      @AfterLaughterSabrina 4 года назад +4

      @@booyahboogie3350 asmrist

    • @mollylovesmads
      @mollylovesmads 4 года назад +6

      Me on a daily basis when I think about my dad

    • @gabymlove
      @gabymlove 4 года назад +8

      ProGalaxyMLG toga be like:

    • @poedays26
      @poedays26 4 года назад +8

      bakuhoe lol
      Stain be like:

  • @Catonatoilet
    @Catonatoilet 4 года назад +307

    Her: What do you want, smoothie or coffee
    Me: Smoothie, please
    Her: Coffee okay

    • @art3426
      @art3426 3 года назад +3

      Same😂😂 its like almost 12 am i don't need coffee also i don't like coffee

    • @michaelabyrne-julienne5623
      @michaelabyrne-julienne5623 3 года назад +3

      She didnt even say coffee lol she said cofffee ee

  • @high9692
    @high9692 4 года назад +2272

    "We dont have the sksksksk here"
    -Karuna Satori ASMR 2019

  • @meganr7630
    @meganr7630 4 года назад +917

    **me at Starbucks** "what do you recommend?"
    "Can I touch your face?"
    "Uh.. why?"
    "I need to touch your face to make a recommendation. "
    "Oh.. okay.."

  • @karennagallagher9531
    @karennagallagher9531 4 года назад +234

    Karuna: this is gonna be the best drink you've ever waited 22 minutes for
    Me: this is the only drink I've waited 22 minutes for...

    • @SappySephiaTrees820
      @SappySephiaTrees820 3 года назад +1

      Ok 2 things:
      1.Yes this is true
      2.I am a Wilbur Soot fan too

  • @komiago2149
    @komiago2149 4 года назад +2995

    i genuinely cannot tell if this is a backdrop or your new house

    • @Goawayyoudontknowme693
      @Goawayyoudontknowme693 4 года назад +19

      r.s. gobi and Sianna Cryer it’s a Green screen

    • @amandalarsen311
      @amandalarsen311 4 года назад +234

      Charlie Hoggart it definitely not, there’s no glitching or green glare around her hair. It’s a back drop

    • @claireglaves8060
      @claireglaves8060 4 года назад +70

      @@Goawayyoudontknowme693 and r.s. gobi its a backdrop...she never uses green screen only buys backdrops from target...i think its target

    • @lazyrxse5563
      @lazyrxse5563 4 года назад +28

      She doesn’t film in her house she usually films in her moms house I think? Not sure she said it in her night routine video

    • @KarunaSatoriASMR
      @KarunaSatoriASMR  4 года назад +533

      You guys are all right haha well I do film in my new home, usually I film at my moms and always use a backdrop. I used a green screen in like three videos but yeah a backdrop in this one!!

  • @escapingennui
    @escapingennui 4 года назад +313

    Damn, I get a smoothie AND I get to learn what sound a cow makes? Talk about a two for one purchase

    • @sophiemartin1063
      @sophiemartin1063 4 года назад +6

      this made my depression run away faster then boys run away from me

    • @natalieschanck5335
      @natalieschanck5335 4 года назад

      Blaire Lizabelle I love this 💝💝💓💕

    • @nikkijay915
      @nikkijay915 4 года назад +3

      Blaire Lizabelle: you mean a moo for one purchase

    • @winterjames4083
      @winterjames4083 3 года назад

      @@nikkijay915 I love this.

  • @neelapatel4478
    @neelapatel4478 3 года назад +74

    Imagine going to an actual cafe and they treat u like this
    _heaven_

  • @Misa-pr1vs
    @Misa-pr1vs 4 года назад +581

    I know it’s just a role play but the person that walked away pissed me off and Idk why lol 😂

    • @usoppspeII
      @usoppspeII 4 года назад +13

      Ok good me too 😂

    • @duo7690
      @duo7690 4 года назад +2

      Amethyst and Lily Studios lol same

    • @aidanwizward
      @aidanwizward 4 года назад +16

      Because the character she’s playing is so soft and approachable and they were a douche bag and couldn’t wait 10 minutes

    • @kerriannechilders
      @kerriannechilders 4 года назад +4

      Because it took her 25 minutes to make our drink and he knew

    • @dianabaptista182
      @dianabaptista182 4 года назад +1

      Honestly SAME

  • @seablooms
    @seablooms 4 года назад +543

    i love how she managed to sneak some face touching into this RP !!

    • @cozywithlulu
      @cozywithlulu 4 года назад +4

      Sophie Madaline always 😂💕

    • @brookd7654
      @brookd7654 4 года назад +4

      Whennnnn?? It’s my favorite trigger!

    • @baileehood3988
      @baileehood3988 4 года назад +6

      Brooklyn DeFir 7:22 :)

  • @kaiyascott3219
    @kaiyascott3219 4 года назад +656

    Did anyone feel bad for her when the other person left🥺👁👄👁👁👄👁 nah just me

  • @thelifeofmattie3885
    @thelifeofmattie3885 4 года назад +386

    When she said “we don’t have the SKSKSKSK here” I lost it-

  • @erab4260
    @erab4260 4 года назад +1656

    her: “so what do you want to day? We have the specials”
    me: i’ll take-
    her: *specials*
    me:the-
    her: *specials*

    • @jadechandler3713
      @jadechandler3713 4 года назад +1

      OkayEra MSP I am your 100th like

    • @ishipit6608
      @ishipit6608 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @lesliestrachan563
      @lesliestrachan563 4 года назад

      You are veing mean to her yall b*tches

    • @erab4260
      @erab4260 4 года назад +5

      Leslie Strachan noone is being rude to her, it’s just people like you who can’t take a joke?

    • @ishipit6608
      @ishipit6608 4 года назад +1

      Leslie Strachan being*

  • @myfluffyboy2369
    @myfluffyboy2369 4 года назад +315

    Sarah: Scans my drink 500 times
    My bank account: *chuckles* I’m in danger

  • @alyssamoonstar9200
    @alyssamoonstar9200 4 года назад +1385

    Karuna: Are you just leaving then?
    Customer: *leaves*
    Me: Gets offend for Karuna.

  • @kuronuma26able
    @kuronuma26able 4 года назад +270

    No one:
    Karuna: *pressing buttons on the register that sound like funky town*

  • @madisonhamilton7330
    @madisonhamilton7330 4 года назад +405

    Caption: (Wooden Tools)
    Plastic Cup: “Am I a joke to you?”
    Love your videos❤️❤️❤️

    • @Kai-rx4fp
      @Kai-rx4fp 4 года назад +15

      Credit card: *tf am I then?*

    • @valky7379
      @valky7379 4 года назад +8

      Coffee fee menu: You think you've got it bad? I was lost and never found

    • @olim2621
      @olim2621 3 года назад +1

      Her glasses: a h a h a 🤠

    • @thatonealienlovely7018
      @thatonealienlovely7018 3 года назад +1

      Blender.... I did all the work!

    • @brib368
      @brib368 2 года назад

      Am I WOODEN!

  • @ellohmia
    @ellohmia 4 года назад +642

    Her: it'll only take 5-10 mins
    The video: 25 minutes
    Me: now wait a min-

    • @its_emj8574
      @its_emj8574 4 года назад +3

      So, it is 26 total?

    • @its_emj8574
      @its_emj8574 4 года назад +4

      Get it, 25 + you said wait A min?

    • @its_emj8574
      @its_emj8574 4 года назад +2

      Hahahah. 😏

    • @17weeeeeep
      @17weeeeeep 4 года назад +2

      why you tryna wait another whole ass minute?

    • @dreampug7117
      @dreampug7117 4 года назад

      Pastor Clout so he can figure out why

  • @sonjan-macd.2914
    @sonjan-macd.2914 4 года назад +289

    “Yes. We literally offer bread.”
    You seem as shocked as me sis.

  • @woah-263
    @woah-263 4 года назад +237

    me watching this during the pandemic:
    Her: So you don’t mind if I touch you?
    Me: As long as I don’t get the virus....ITS OKAY

  • @Destiny-gd7vs
    @Destiny-gd7vs 4 года назад +625

    me: so how much is it?
    Karuna: plays funky town on cash register

    • @bowiemandelbrot9089
      @bowiemandelbrot9089 4 года назад +22

      The Cringe Corner underrated comment
      The popular ones have the overused “nobody:”

    • @arandomnerd9351
      @arandomnerd9351 4 года назад +5

      Dud. I just died laughing when a funky town started playing (it’s my ringtone 😂😂)

    • @Hedasverse
      @Hedasverse 4 года назад +3

      The fAct you know the song

    • @thebestpal
      @thebestpal 4 года назад +1

      She does p

  • @noelledang1
    @noelledang1 4 года назад +679

    **touches face**
    “He need some milk!”

    • @Julie-ho1ii
      @Julie-ho1ii 4 года назад +6

      Noelle Dang omg lmao

    • @noelle6440
      @noelle6440 4 года назад +5

      Omg haha

    • @RubyHaro_
      @RubyHaro_ 4 года назад +2

      Teehee

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 4 года назад +2

      @@RubyHaro_ i read that in the voice of cupid me, wtf😅

  • @mrsjeon9571
    @mrsjeon9571 4 года назад +204

    karuna: is 5-10 minutes ok for you?
    me:
    *why yes in fact i have 25 minutes and 48 seconds*

  • @WIZURDD
    @WIZURDD 4 года назад +605

    “So I’ll put you down for some milk”
    Me: I’m lactose-
    “Some milk”
    Me: no I was hoping for-
    “You wanted some milk low fat milk”
    Me: Actually I’m just gonna go
    *“Good”*

  • @pepperonisoda7157
    @pepperonisoda7157 4 года назад +871

    Me: *tells her that I’m allergic to strawberries*
    Her: *puts them in anyway*
    Me: *plans to throw the drink away later*
    Her: makes me drink it in front of her*
    I’m fine :)

    • @kn1f3.p4rty
      @kn1f3.p4rty 4 года назад +15

      omg i'm allergic to strawberries too

    • @ashlynjohnston30
      @ashlynjohnston30 4 года назад +5

      Umm aleast be a little nice

    • @gwamp-
      @gwamp- 4 года назад +33

      24:21 “you are speechless”
      People allergic: “I- can’t... breath”

    • @grimalice63
      @grimalice63 4 года назад +3

      I'm allergic to strawberries too...what the bloody hell?

    • @Fern_chan
      @Fern_chan 4 года назад

      :(

  • @noahabbas9095
    @noahabbas9095 4 года назад +28

    Her: takes 25 minutes to make my drink
    The people behind me: “I guess were nonexistent”

  • @rebeccahand233
    @rebeccahand233 4 года назад +465

    “So you want it that way”
    Me: *instantly thinks of backstreet boys*
    Edit: thanks for the love 🥰

    • @avajacobson1972
      @avajacobson1972 4 года назад +5

      Rebecca Hand I WANT IT THAT WAY!! TELL ME WHY (ain’t nothin but a heart ache) TELL ME WHY (aint nothin but a mistake) TELL ME WHY and I never wanna hear you say I WANT IT THAT WAY

    • @alana4554
      @alana4554 4 года назад +5

      You are, my fire
      The one, desire
      Believe when I say
      I want it that way

    • @miae469
      @miae469 4 года назад +5

      [Chorus: AJ, All & Brian]
      Tell me why
      Ain't nothing but a heartache
      Tell me why
      Ain't nothing but a mistake
      Tell me why
      I never want to hear you say
      I want it that way

    • @nr1wooyounglover
      @nr1wooyounglover 4 года назад +1

      Rebecca Hand omg same

    • @kaitie3644
      @kaitie3644 4 года назад +2

      Rebecca Hand I would like this but there are 123 likes and I didn’t want to change that because it is a cool numberr

  • @unsaiinted
    @unsaiinted 4 года назад +2706

    "You wanted milk"?
    Me:"yes"
    "You wanted milk milk milk milk"
    Me:"yes thats what i said"
    "You wanted milk milk fat free milk"
    My last brain cells: 🧍🏻‍♀️ 🧍🏻‍♀️ 🧍🏻‍♀️
    (edit) why does this have almost 400 likes I was sleep deprived while I commented this

    • @fishiefish8782
      @fishiefish8782 4 года назад +22

      Toasty 12 this made me laugh for way too long

    • @unsaiinted
      @unsaiinted 4 года назад +3

      Camilla Halle lmao

    • @Priscillaelizabeth17
      @Priscillaelizabeth17 4 года назад +7

      Toast 12 you are making me laugh so hard I can't stop looking at this 🤣😂😃

    • @unsaiinted
      @unsaiinted 4 года назад +6

      Grizz Bandicoot I guess cause it’s more of a personal opinion if you don’t like it please just simply move along and pay no mind to it

    • @Priscillaelizabeth17
      @Priscillaelizabeth17 4 года назад +1

      Milkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @paparat8697
    @paparat8697 4 года назад +66

    Karuna: It will be 5-10 minutes
    *the video being 25 minutes long*

  • @luka2781
    @luka2781 4 года назад +525

    nobody:
    karuna: ”look at how nicely blended that is!” *isnt blended at all*

    • @getplayed9806
      @getplayed9806 4 года назад +1

      I came across this comment the second after she said that

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 4 года назад +1

      FukasBAE so You basically like your smoothies chunky

    • @0liv3rrr
      @0liv3rrr 4 года назад +1

      sadlyflavored xo omg I hate the word chunky it so disgusting
      Same with moist

    • @zachbarber8327
      @zachbarber8327 4 года назад

      @@0liv3rrr moist

  • @Onionpowder-zp8js
    @Onionpowder-zp8js 4 года назад +317

    Karuna: Chunky, chunky, chunky... *pets my face*
    Me: 👁👄👁

    • @jesellemarquez5034
      @jesellemarquez5034 4 года назад +6

      👁 👁
      👃🏻
      👄
      👚
      👖
      🥿🥿

    • @mntycake4948
      @mntycake4948 4 года назад

      I like em *big*

    • @body6673
      @body6673 4 года назад

      @@mntycake4948 I like em chunky
      *Chunkay*

  • @depressoespressogachalol415
    @depressoespressogachalol415 4 года назад +81

    “And did you want the protein powder?”
    What I heard: “and did you want the cocaine powder?”

    • @akumac.4637
      @akumac.4637 4 года назад +6

      Shhhhhhhhhh don’t tell

    • @conniewebster8204
      @conniewebster8204 3 года назад +4

      yes i did want the cocaine powder

    • @Victorian_Femboy
      @Victorian_Femboy 3 года назад +1

      Ok this was funny but your profile picture is amazing

    • @zentoraaxb8289
      @zentoraaxb8289 3 года назад +1

      If that’s what I heard I would have said “YES” “wait wut”

    • @autumn5143
      @autumn5143 3 года назад

      *YES*

  • @evangeline672
    @evangeline672 4 года назад +1259

    No one:
    Karuna: *C O V F E F E*

    • @avajayne
      @avajayne 4 года назад +6

      @Addison A. it was also kinda a tumblr thing for a while 😂

    • @marcotvasmr
      @marcotvasmr 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @floppymilkshakez1616
      @floppymilkshakez1616 4 года назад +4

      No that's Trump 😂

    • @katherinewilson8819
      @katherinewilson8819 4 года назад +5

      @Addison A. I've literally been wondering about this for months. Bless you for explaining.

    • @sambarden2362
      @sambarden2362 4 года назад +4

      I’m English and I thought it was a brand of coffee HAhahaha

  • @nataliepratt3552
    @nataliepratt3552 4 года назад +178

    "The wafers you would have in church."
    I'M DEAD

    • @ashleymarie2273
      @ashleymarie2273 4 года назад

      Natalie Pratt yes omg

    • @jessicadaley3618
      @jessicadaley3618 4 года назад +2

      Yas but like no offense to anybody

    • @darcy9867
      @darcy9867 4 года назад +2

      Jesus smoothie

    • @brokenally5902
      @brokenally5902 4 года назад

      Are those wafers? Cause when i think i wafers I think of kit kats

    • @o0DreamCream0o
      @o0DreamCream0o 2 года назад

      @@brokenally5902 its technically a wafer ig

  • @jonesycosby3982
    @jonesycosby3982 4 года назад +157

    her: "it will take about 5-10 minutes!"
    me *waiting like 23 minutes for her to make it*

  • @justanglea
    @justanglea 4 года назад +223

    “Beep beep boo beep boop boo boop beep beep boop”
    Me: WONT YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKY TOWN

    • @whatbruh4822
      @whatbruh4822 4 года назад +4

      I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS

    • @renghost
      @renghost 4 года назад +2

      I DID THE EXACT SAME 😂😂

    • @mel-jm9ue
      @mel-jm9ue 4 года назад +1

      I’m 10 and my dad used to play that song when I was a baby so I could point it out so easily! XD

  • @Loveerowan
    @Loveerowan 4 года назад +149

    Sarah: "So you want it that way?"
    My brain: I want it thaaat way

  • @priscillawong1785
    @priscillawong1785 4 года назад +39

    Her: *Repeats Naturally Flavored Protein Powder about 10 times*
    Me: *ōvō*

  • @klobigeratte
    @klobigeratte 4 года назад +663

    Oof the part where the person left was kind of depressing

    • @KarunaSatoriASMR
      @KarunaSatoriASMR  4 года назад +121

      Agreed. I couldn’t stop them 😔

    • @reii6605
      @reii6605 4 года назад +20

      @@KarunaSatoriASMR I'm sorry mom 😔

    • @laurafancygamer9611
      @laurafancygamer9611 4 года назад +5

      I feel ashamed that I made the number of likes 69

    • @klobigeratte
      @klobigeratte 4 года назад +3

      Laura Fancy Gamer You are now officially shunned

    • @esxlyn
      @esxlyn 4 года назад +2

      Karuna Satori ASMR they are Stupid for leaving, they don’t know how amazing u are

  • @reii6605
    @reii6605 4 года назад +844

    No one:
    Not a single person:
    Not even oompa loompa:
    Karuna: "we dont have the *sksksksks* here"

    • @yeah2582
      @yeah2582 4 года назад +40

      Nobody:
      Everybody: nobody:

    • @ajaxappeared7895
      @ajaxappeared7895 4 года назад +4

      I just read That in school 👁👄👁

    • @danicakate6036
      @danicakate6036 4 года назад +4

      bro those things still give me nightmares and i’m 16

    • @ajaxappeared7895
      @ajaxappeared7895 4 года назад +3

      danica kate 😂 I’m a lot younger but I agree

    • @giovanamiranda3295
      @giovanamiranda3295 4 года назад +2

      stix berry it’s Sara for your information?

  • @maganeng3063
    @maganeng3063 4 года назад +143

    Sarah: can I touch your face?
    Covid 19: am I a joke to you?

  • @xlilsushirollx112
    @xlilsushirollx112 4 года назад +344

    My head said “Next on Kitchen Nightmares” as soon as she said she doesn’t know why she has a restaurant and the chef can’t cook

    • @RawrKannibal
      @RawrKannibal 4 года назад +2

      Exactly like my mother in law 😂

    • @scarasluts
      @scarasluts 4 года назад +2

      instead of nino it's
      Hello! My names KARUNAAAAAAAAAA

    • @m7chellee
      @m7chellee 4 года назад +1

      HAAAAA

  • @earthtoedie4591
    @earthtoedie4591 4 года назад +211

    you: do you want a baguette?
    me, with severe celiacs: ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY MADAM

    • @maciejayne28
      @maciejayne28 4 года назад +14

      literally same. IF IT'S WOODEN IT CAN'T HURT US

    • @brook6944
      @brook6944 4 года назад +2

      Saaaaaaaame

    • @ishipit6608
      @ishipit6608 4 года назад +1

      😭😭😂

    • @justsomefemboywithinternet5625
      @justsomefemboywithinternet5625 4 года назад +1

      earth to edie No, it’s not baguette! It’s
      BAQUGET!
      Lol that’s how everyone in my class says baguette XD

  • @theamazingworldofalaina1398
    @theamazingworldofalaina1398 4 года назад +12

    Karuna: do you want kale?
    me: no-
    Karuna: *crosses kale out saying I want it*
    me: oh-
    Karuna: what do you want?
    me: strawberries, whole milk and protein pow-
    Karuna: *crosses out pineapple* anything else?
    me:😡😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡😠

  • @MrDrew33isme
    @MrDrew33isme 4 года назад +851

    The sadness of being first is that there’s no time stamps to find your favorite triggers.
    And also, covfefe.

    • @user-dv2ej1lp8m
      @user-dv2ej1lp8m 4 года назад

      JustAKokichiFangirl I still haven’t found any 😪👊

    • @jayxickelis2434
      @jayxickelis2434 4 года назад +11

      I have done them now
      0:00 - 0:31 helping another customer
      0:31 - 0:39 notices you and tells you to wait for her to finish talking to the other customer
      0:39 - 1:11 showing other customer the protean powder
      1:11 - 2:00 writing down the other customers orders
      2:00 - 2:24 tell them some stuff that's happening and offering the other customer baguettes
      2:24 - 2:31 other customer leaves
      2:31 - 2:48 chatting to you
      2:48 - 3:13 chatting while erasing the other customers order
      3:13 - 3:22 kinda dieing inside
      3:22 - 3:31 offering you bread
      3:31 - 3:41 asking what you would like
      3:41 - 3:49 coffefee...
      3:49 - 5:09 explaining what she's using
      5:09 - 5:14 apologizing if it takes to long
      5:14 - 5:25 looking at the gift card
      5:25 - 7:16 explaining what the drinks are
      7:16 - 8:51 asking and touching your face
      8:51 - 9:11 recimending protein powder
      9:11 - 12:17 writing down your order
      12:17 - 13:00 looking at your card
      13:00 - 14:32 putting pineapple into the blender
      14:32 - 15:51 Putting mango in blender
      15:51 - 17:05 putting protean powder in blender
      17:05 - 17:17 putting more mango in blender
      17:17 - 18:31 putting strawberry in blender
      18:31 - 18:52 putting kale in blender
      18:52 - 20:12 putting milk in blender
      20:12 - 22:09 blending it all
      22:09 - 23:19 preparing the cup and and pouring the smoothie
      23:19 - 24:26 putting the straw in and trying it
      24:26 - 25:16 paying for the drink
      25:16 - 25:28 saying thank you and bye
      Their is it all 😁😁

    • @uhhowl3116
      @uhhowl3116 4 года назад

      @@jayxickelis2434 ty

    • @nickyannabelleva
      @nickyannabelleva 4 года назад +3

      @@jayxickelis2434 not all heroes wear capes but you're one of them

  • @Leo-ls8tu
    @Leo-ls8tu 4 года назад +117

    Mom’s videos have saved my life a couple of times, as recently as last night. WE LOVE YOU KARUNA.

    • @grassaf4354
      @grassaf4354 4 года назад +19

      Leonardo Rivera Hang in there, man. You can do it.

    • @luksiko408
      @luksiko408 4 года назад +15

      Leonardo Rivera
      Whole family is here for you!!!

    • @lynniesasmr961
      @lynniesasmr961 4 года назад +11

      I’m not sure if you’re religious, but I’ll be praying for you. I’m sorry to hear you’ve been going through hard times. I’ve been too recently, but hold on, things have to get better eventually💕

    • @cozywithlulu
      @cozywithlulu 4 года назад +10

      All your brothers and sisters are here for u 💕 We are all a family here 😙✨

    • @kristagrym
      @kristagrym 4 года назад +7

      If you need to talk here I am

  • @-pinktea-9042
    @-pinktea-9042 4 года назад +20

    Karuna :*goas through all that work for my drink *
    Me: ma'am this is a costa I asked for a cup of coffe -

  • @hey_there_unsolved3838
    @hey_there_unsolved3838 4 года назад +835

    no one:
    not tim hortons:
    not starbucks:
    karuna: “despite the constant negative press, covfefe”

    • @KK_Ahmed
      @KK_Ahmed 4 года назад +55

      tim hortons, huh??
      *i smell a canadian*

    • @KarunaSatoriASMR
      @KarunaSatoriASMR  4 года назад +60

      I’m done lmao

    • @hey_there_unsolved3838
      @hey_there_unsolved3838 4 года назад +15

      Karuna Satori ASMR HOLY HELL I DIDN’T EXPECT YOU TO SEE THIS AHHH

    • @piecesofstarlight
      @piecesofstarlight 4 года назад +7

      Do we smell like maple syrup and the poutine?

    • @kaylitaylor9349
      @kaylitaylor9349 4 года назад +7

      Hey_ There_Unsolved hello fellow Canadian I had Tim’s for lunch today 😂

  • @irishschoolgirl8885
    @irishschoolgirl8885 4 года назад +327

    Karuna: "so tell me what yoy think"
    Me: "DISGUSTANG!"
    Karuna:" that means so much to me"
    Me: "huh?"

  • @Pandie2828
    @Pandie2828 4 года назад +31

    Her:Look how beautifully blended that is
    Me: U didn’t even-
    Her: I really work hard don’t I?
    Me: I guess..
    Her: gorGUS :3

  • @barbaralamb4642
    @barbaralamb4642 4 года назад +412

    I’m sorry, what type of knife was that again?
    Her: HaNdY dAnDy

  • @lunaticrawr
    @lunaticrawr 4 года назад +575

    Karuna: *touching my face* super soft and healthy
    me: I think you've got the wrong face mam

    • @reyhanamontana
      @reyhanamontana 4 года назад +10

      *Karuna is actually touching a dog*

    • @koopalingfanemma2296
      @koopalingfanemma2296 4 года назад +3

      Me

    • @asterphy
      @asterphy 4 года назад +3

      Ma’am**

    • @cocosienna3127
      @cocosienna3127 4 года назад +6

      i would like this comment but i don’t want to ruin it. you have 69 likes lol.
      no, i ‘m not a 14 year old boy lmao.

    • @Catherine-vg2ek
      @Catherine-vg2ek 4 года назад +4

      That’s me
      Lol🦄💜🌈🤪😀

  • @hailiej_
    @hailiej_ 3 года назад +4

    I always feel the need to come back to this video!! The way she makes her mouth noises and when the blender is mixing! Keep up the great work Sarah!

  • @snickersg123
    @snickersg123 4 года назад +433

    When she said “chunky chunky chunky...but good” I felt that.

  • @t0xc._.trdget289
    @t0xc._.trdget289 4 года назад +264

    Who started watching asmr as a joke but now you can't sleep with out it?>>

    • @charlottesullivan4822
      @charlottesullivan4822 4 года назад +1

      Gacha life Chole…me

    • @marygaluak9407
      @marygaluak9407 4 года назад +1

      me

    • @liliithzz
      @liliithzz 4 года назад +2

      I simply came across it, and it was a good thing since I have insomnia, it helps me sleep better

    • @Elles_ASMR
      @Elles_ASMR 4 года назад

      ... aye

    • @jamiewhatthehonk6983
      @jamiewhatthehonk6983 4 года назад +1

      Krew Potato
      I can sleep with it that’s why I love ASMR it makes me calm and relax and SLEEP

  • @doingtheellathing
    @doingtheellathing 4 года назад +37

    “I can’t guarantee it’ll be quick”
    Me: maybe it’s because you repeat everything 10 times
    “Oh”
    Me: “oh”

  • @leah4314
    @leah4314 4 года назад +120

    Her: do you want the protein powder
    Me: I wou-
    Her: protein powder
    Me: yes ple-
    Her: protein powder
    Me: yes I wou-
    Her: protein powder
    Me: I WOULD LOVE PROTEIN POWDER🤡

  • @cd794
    @cd794 4 года назад +186

    23:50 "we don't have the *skskskksk* here okay "
    Girl how can I sleep while I am laughing 😆

  • @natalie-qz6yn
    @natalie-qz6yn 4 года назад +30

    Karuna/sarah: we have tge orange you yummy
    *lists ingredients
    Me: so there is no orange in ORANGE you yummy !

    • @Anonymous-mt2kj
      @Anonymous-mt2kj 3 года назад

      @Macie Jones PLS SO IS MINE WTF HAPPENED

    • @Celest1alAdd1ct1on
      @Celest1alAdd1ct1on 3 года назад

      what the fuck is happening here

    • @Celest1alAdd1ct1on
      @Celest1alAdd1ct1on 3 года назад +1

      WAIT I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT

    • @Anonymous-mt2kj
      @Anonymous-mt2kj 3 года назад

      @@Celest1alAdd1ct1on EXPLAIN

    • @Celest1alAdd1ct1on
      @Celest1alAdd1ct1on 3 года назад +1

      @@Anonymous-mt2kj ONE OF THE DRINKS ON THE MENU IS CALLED THE "ORANGE YOU YUMMY" AND SARAH WAS LISTING THE INGREDIENTS FOR IT. ORANGE ISNT ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS. SO THIS PERSON WAS COMMENTING ON THTA

  • @mollyalice2376
    @mollyalice2376 4 года назад +481

    No one:
    No one:
    Nobody ever:
    Not even a single soul:
    Karuna: cOfFiFiEe

    • @johnmosher7022
      @johnmosher7022 4 года назад +23

      You copied this comment and it's spelled covfefe. It's a meme reference relating to the President of the United States and one of his idiotic and phenomenally dimwitted tweets.

    • @johnmosher7022
      @johnmosher7022 4 года назад +5

      @Grizz Bandicoot Honestly

    • @cadencedickensheets4826
      @cadencedickensheets4826 4 года назад +1

      I didn't know what she was talking about at first

    • @thatmalgal4517
      @thatmalgal4517 4 года назад +4

      John Mosher r/iamverysmart

    • @johnmosher7022
      @johnmosher7022 4 года назад +1

      @@thatmalgal4517 If I was so intelligent I wouldn't stoop to using the word "meme" in a sentence 😂.

  • @cracked_clipz9194
    @cracked_clipz9194 4 года назад +371

    *buys new play set for kids*
    Kid: *holding play set and running* “Mommy needs content”

    • @katie5026
      @katie5026 4 года назад +1

      •*Japan•* •*Lover*• its a comment- ☠️✋🏻

    • @plubla
      @plubla 4 года назад

      24:36

  • @almasumi1152
    @almasumi1152 3 года назад +10

    I love how Karuna jokes around and it doesn't make anyone feel uncomfortable keep doing what you do Karuna ( ꈍᴗꈍ) P.S I have been watching her videos for a long time and it never get old

  • @flattykawastwin2786
    @flattykawastwin2786 4 года назад +269

    Sarah: You will only have to wait around 5 mintues
    *20 minutes pass*

  • @somethingreallyobscure3268
    @somethingreallyobscure3268 4 года назад +484

    Karuna: "with you here it will only take 5 to 10 minutes."
    Me: watches her take 25 minutes making ONE drink ..

  • @Justherelol69
    @Justherelol69 4 года назад +10

    “Pineapple for acne”
    Me: MOM WE NEED TO GO TO THE STORE

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow8143 4 года назад +699

    Title: _Wooden toys_
    Me: *I think we all know where this is going*

  • @ariunderwood2782
    @ariunderwood2782 4 года назад +164

    The person who ordered the drink: looks away for one second
    Her: aren't you watching?!?!

    • @WhatEvenThat
      @WhatEvenThat 3 года назад

      101 Dalmatians for 101 likes

  • @jozlynnelx
    @jozlynnelx 4 года назад +18

    Just me or was it like she was dealing with a Karen in the beginning Lmao

  • @rileycalcutt05
    @rileycalcutt05 4 года назад +82

    Barista: Exists
    Karuna: I’m about to end this persons whole career

  • @sailorsista6210
    @sailorsista6210 4 года назад +247

    *sarah: we don't have the sksksk here.*
    youtube captions: *"we don't have the gus gus gus here"*

    • @uhhowl3116
      @uhhowl3116 4 года назад +1

      gus gus gus gus

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 4 года назад +3

      RIP to Gus Johnson, man. 😢

    • @beeblbob
      @beeblbob 4 года назад +1

      @Taylor Walker 23:51

    • @sem9517
      @sem9517 4 года назад +1

      Noice

    • @badbrainz7195
      @badbrainz7195 4 года назад

      Glad I’m not the only one who thinks of Gus Johnson when I hear the name gus

  • @hannahnguyen9691
    @hannahnguyen9691 4 года назад +21

    Kuruna: this knife only cuts the freshest of fruits and not the human hand
    Me: I need to now no in the future I cut my hand to often it’s weird.

  • @baileebubl0l
    @baileebubl0l 4 года назад +392

    *Orders a smoothie*
    Her: *Pets me*
    Me: Oh- Okay I like that too I guess- 😶

  • @jacksonphilbrick6231
    @jacksonphilbrick6231 4 года назад +113

    Kuruna: Playing with my fruit
    Me: Is this sanitary??

  • @alannahf2517
    @alannahf2517 4 года назад +8

    They have much better food sets than when i was a kid.😂😭😭😂

  • @jayxickelis2434
    @jayxickelis2434 4 года назад +58

    Here are the time stamps soz I'm late
    0:00 - 0:31 helping another customer
    0:31 - 0:39 notices you and tells you to wait for her to finish talking to the other customer
    0:39 - 1:11 showing other customer the protean powder
    1:11 - 2:00 writing down the other customers orders
    2:00 - 2:24 tell them some stuff that's happening and offering the other customer baguettes
    2:24 - 2:31 other customer leaves
    2:31 - 2:48 chatting to you
    2:48 - 3:13 chatting while erasing the other customers order
    3:13 - 3:22 kinda dieing inside
    3:22 - 3:31 offering you bread
    3:31 - 3:41 asking what you would like
    3:41 - 3:49 coffefee...
    3:49 - 5:09 explaining what she's using
    5:09 - 5:14 apologizing if it takes to long
    5:14 - 5:25 looking at the gift card
    5:25 - 7:16 explaining what the drinks are
    7:16 - 8:51 asking and touching your face
    8:51 - 9:11 recimending protein powder
    9:11 - 12:17 writing down your order
    12:17 - 13:00 looking at your card
    13:00 - 14:32 putting pineapple into the blender
    14:32 - 15:51 Putting mango in blender
    15:51 - 17:05 putting protean powder in blender
    17:05 - 17:17 putting more mango in blender
    17:17 - 18:31 putting strawberry in blender
    18:31 - 18:52 putting kale in blender
    18:52 - 20:12 putting milk in blender
    20:12 - 22:09 blending it all
    22:09 - 23:19 preparing the cup and and pouring the smoothie
    23:19 - 24:26 putting the straw in and trying it
    24:26 - 25:16 paying for the drink
    25:16 - 25:28 saying thank you and bye
    Their is it all 😁😁 please dont lose them in the comments

    • @st4r-3n
      @st4r-3n 2 года назад +1

      This should be pinned!

    • @brib368
      @brib368 2 года назад +1

      JEASUS CRIST

  • @ellesinclair1436
    @ellesinclair1436 4 года назад +366

    The people behind her must be like: “TF is happening”? 😂

    • @Kai-rx4fp
      @Kai-rx4fp 4 года назад +27

      "This is why customers keep walking away from you Sara, they don't want you touching their face they only want their damn drink"

    • @keira9042
      @keira9042 4 года назад +4

      They probably left after 5 minutes lol

    • @orangejuice2519
      @orangejuice2519 3 года назад +1

      We were the only ones

    • @kirbylee5097
      @kirbylee5097 3 года назад +1

      Also they lied they said the way it would be 5 to 10 minutes but it takes 25 minutes to wait for one person chonk does not approve

  • @official_sawyer_12
    @official_sawyer_12 4 года назад +3

    I literally just got the toys today because they looked so cool. The blender set and coffee set!!

  • @vague9194
    @vague9194 4 года назад +253

    the covfefe machine: *kcup*
    me, an A cup: can't relate

    • @ameliec4550
      @ameliec4550 4 года назад +12

      도포 me in a training bra at 14: couldn’t be me

    • @ainsleighkeiller2596
      @ainsleighkeiller2596 4 года назад +3

      Amelie C. same🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @madi-tv2sb
      @madi-tv2sb 4 года назад +11

      My friend calls my chest “mosquito bites”

    • @Robin-sz6cm
      @Robin-sz6cm 4 года назад +5

      도포 id kill to get rid of my DDD Like I’m 13 in 8th grade and I’ve had terrible back since 4th grade

    • @alannatm2766
      @alannatm2766 4 года назад +2

      What comes before a? Thats meeee...

  • @Southern-girl
    @Southern-girl 4 года назад +218

    Hey sis I was a lead barista at Starbucks so this hits home lol

    • @halfbacon96
      @halfbacon96 4 года назад +1

      Shan Jones for real. 😂

    • @chainedmagnolia
      @chainedmagnolia 4 года назад +1

      My mom is a shift leader at Starbucks :>

  • @IsabelnotIsabella
    @IsabelnotIsabella 4 года назад +29

    Karuna: "We don't have the sksksk here"
    Me: 😆

  • @Yes-wx8yt
    @Yes-wx8yt 4 года назад +155

    "I'm just gonna touch your forehead" ME :your touching my eyes ...

  • @taylorchandler2041
    @taylorchandler2041 4 года назад +120

    Protein power: a wafer
    Me: *confused screaming*

  • @williamprice9851
    @williamprice9851 4 года назад +5

    Imagine waiting 25 minutes for a cup of air. I mean I did but imagine

  • @vilecutie2192
    @vilecutie2192 4 года назад +135

    Karuna: You don't need any vitamins
    Me: *I have an iron deficiency and acne but Yay! Karuna says I'm good!*

    • @Kylie-playsroblox
      @Kylie-playsroblox 4 года назад

      Vile Cutie21 lol same i have both

    • @viskitti
      @viskitti 4 года назад

      Vile Cutie21 op me too though