@@billylily8001 the way she just Grabbed a Whole different person's stuff ? I know it's a skit, but it's the acting, made this whole thing feel a bit rough, 800 grit
Bruh they got ones for weed now too, you’ll see them at the dispo usually with a table full of stuff lookin bored cause she can’t technically sell you anything only promote it so nobody goes to the table
@@BaldyFadenah. Crackheads don't have cars cuz they sold them for crack. It's actually movies from your local crackheads sleeping bag under the bridge on the highway.
Yes id love to drink the canned liquor which uses the crappiest well tequila they could find, some weird lime adjacent juice product, and carbonated probably Flint tap water. Yummy
Considering a can typically keeps whats in it more fresh than a bottle yeah, you probably would be better off. The only real drawback has nothing to do with the can, an everything to do with third rate ingredients.
They don't taste that well unless you cook them like a good old brisket. You gotta take almost a whole week to even prepare them... and the result isn't worth the effort. Texture is like lamb mixed with chicken, and on the fat zones, it's like pork fat on overcooked salmon. And don't even start me on these stupid drinks. they taste like flavors water, you are WAY BETTER doing it yourself.
@@deltascorpion6027 Human meat is like stringy veal. Not to stringy like grain on chicken tho. The taste and texture vary a lot. Meat from younger humans is more tender, female meat is more tender than male, people who don’t exercise tend to have more fat while fit people have less fat and tougher “meat” from strain on the muscles. What the person eats makes a difference. There’s also a big difference when it comes to ethnicity.
Oh man! Liquor Store Bro fumbled. Topo Chico is a sparkling mineral water and ranch water calls for that. I had to call the fumble because they're normally very accurate.
Wish they did a version of the video they made but hammered like these kind of adds would be hilarious if instead of being serious I’d be the licor store version of it 😂
@@mrdethbuzzard4885 fair, they probably got a dozen brands of canned ranch water that they’d be happy for you to buy any of though… I’d rather mix my own and know what tequila I’m using, but I usually just drink the tequila on its own.
They can, but most don't. However, liquor can be bought at grocery stores in most states. Or, they have a seperate liquor store attached to the building.
A Moroccan customer here : Hold on !!! it’s mind boggling 🤯 that I subscribe to this channel a year ago and how come only today I had the curiosity to look for their location always thinking that the store is too far. Actually it’s not at all, we’re only a little 9 hours flight away from each other . What’s a Casablanca-Gainesville flight when we’re talking seeing these amazing comedian in real life and probably getting the best advices from the lady in red ? I mean even if I happen to arrive during the boys day off, it’s worth it to travel for those incredible advice from the lady in red. Edit : Just bought my ticket and I need to know in what day I have to come in for at least getting the lady in red advices ? Of course I’d rather be there and see you boys but I’m trying to secure the worst case scenario , just tell me please 🙏
Guys can you maybe review some milk or some milk cocktails. Going to the milk aisle at the store is so stressful for me!!! I have no idea what kind of milk to buy 😢😢😢
For all you out there the ranch Rider drink with topo Chico was founded by Gay name Kevin, Williamson, and Austin, Texas at a restaurant called Ranch 616. You don’t do any salt on there. It’s just club soda, lime, and tequila. It’s very refreshing. There’s the fact salt goes on margaritas sometimes.
Ahh, yes the infamous FSB. Florida sorority bim... blonde. You can find this same creature all over America. This one happens to be in its natural habitat.
You guys fell out of my shorts algo..i have never searched you guys and some how you ended up in my algo before summer..then dissappeared for a month now youre back.
Man.. I wish our stores in Manitoba could carry everything like this. Here it's just liquor. No garnishes, no mix, just the alcohol. If you want a rum and coke you gotta stop at another grocery store to get the coke and limes after
She was pretty. And, damn. Now that's a liquor store. Has everything down to limes for your mixers. Pennsylvania, you need to get on this level with the liquor stores!!!
A new hand touches the beacon
The quest no-one asked for... 💀
* deletes save and starts anew *
I never saw it coming honestly
You will clear my shrine of the defilers and become my champion
Never thought I’d see a Skyrim reference on liquor store 352
NEW CHARACTER UNLOCKED!
Let’s see if she can be a liquor store bro 😎
She's a RanchWater Rep bro
Can we just lock it back up plz . Thaaank yeeeewwww
😂😂
Some1 got a new co worker or a gf❤😂
Introducing the Liquor Store Chick
Introducing the rep for some shitty canned cocktail company.
and ain't no one complaining
@@xbenci😂😂😂 I was thinking it
She's cuter than the regular clowns...
But they're still heroes.
Still a Liquor Store Bro regardless
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES: SPONSORED LIQUOR REP
New and mid tier 😂
She can be a one off. Thanks for coming
She popped in like , "🤖 🤖 🤖 buy now!"
Yeah, her acting is not very smooth. With a little practice she’ll be great lol
😂
The transformer sound effect
For real and doesn't even say the name of the product shit ad lady
I don't trust her smile, I'll take those first four
she won’t be here for long hopefully 🤞
@@billylily8001 the way she just Grabbed a Whole different person's stuff ? I know it's a skit, but it's the acting, made this whole thing feel a bit rough, 800 grit
@@SevenCassliquor, mixer, salt, and a lime wedge is just waaaaay too much work for me!
@@SevenCass800 grit is fairly fucking smooth lmao
@@ErbSkhdepends on context. For wood? Yes. Auto body? Not even close.
That’s cool and all, but how am I supposed to put 11.5 ounces of tequila In my 12oz ranch water if it’s pre-mixed for me?
😂
Drink it then add the tequila
Glass that sumabich 😂😂 use the premix as the chaser
Every swig out of the can, you top up with tequila.
@@spacechimp3199this is the way
Aw damn . I know a liquor rep when I see one.
NEVER TRUST A REP "Too much work" 😂😂
Beat me to it
Can't be mad at em though. They know how to market their products!
Bruh they got ones for weed now too, you’ll see them at the dispo usually with a table full of stuff lookin bored cause she can’t technically sell you anything only promote it so nobody goes to the table
@@itdrtyndere3672yeah they had them at my shop all the time
You can't make me drink canned cocktails you temptress 😂
Even made fresh ranch water still tastes like lacroix and rubbing alcohol but yeah begone succubus of sales
But it's tempting... If I buy that....
Then maybe....
I better just buy it
dont gotta ‘make me’
these commercials man they hit diffrent
Top 1 greatest plot twist of all time
Movies out your local crackheads trunk be like
@@BaldyFade 😂😂😂
@@BaldyFadenah. Crackheads don't have cars cuz they sold them for crack. It's actually movies from your local crackheads sleeping bag under the bridge on the highway.
Us people like real authentic people and thats why we like u guys.
Please dont fuck this up for money. 🙏
EXACTLY
They're 100% been fucking it up for money for a long time
Yes id love to drink the canned liquor which uses the crappiest well tequila they could find, some weird lime adjacent juice product, and carbonated probably Flint tap water.
Yummy
Considering a can typically keeps whats in it more fresh than a bottle yeah, you probably would be better off. The only real drawback has nothing to do with the can, an everything to do with third rate ingredients.
I heard it’s not even tequila
Liquor Store Hunny
She's a rep for some shitty canned cocktail company. They hire these girls right out of the sororities.
Liquor store bunny
Just a transmission that fell off the ram a few to many time
"Actually, I have salt at home ma'am"
"Try this instead, it's ready to go for you."
"Do you come with it?"
had one for the first time the other day. for what it is, it’s actually really good.
He's talking about a blonde, not the drink
You mean the woman? Yeah they’re pretty great
They don't taste that well unless you cook them like a good old brisket. You gotta take almost a whole week to even prepare them... and the result isn't worth the effort. Texture is like lamb mixed with chicken, and on the fat zones, it's like pork fat on overcooked salmon. And don't even start me on these stupid drinks. they taste like flavors water, you are WAY BETTER doing it yourself.
@@deltascorpion6027wait... wtf
@@deltascorpion6027 Human meat is like stringy veal. Not to stringy like grain on chicken tho. The taste and texture vary a lot. Meat from younger humans is more tender,
female meat is more tender than male, people who don’t exercise tend to have more fat while fit people have less fat and tougher “meat” from strain on the muscles. What the person eats makes a difference.
There’s also a big difference when it comes to ethnicity.
Who wouldve knew this was an ad
Nah let’s get back to the cocktail, I have high blood pressure forget the salt.
Hwohwowhwowhwowh liquor store bro..... Dont be be playing dress up. That was way to good. I was questioning myself for a second. 😂😂😂
“Hey, liquor store chick.”
im so glad hes drinking water between recordings
Topo Chico isn’t club soda, it’s sparkling mineral water.
🤓 headaahhh
New Challenger has been awoken
“Dude looks like Harry Potter had sex with a vape.” - Some Random RUclips comment 😂
Well that was ruthless 😂
Really has him going back and forth
HE GOT THAT AD MONEY AND I FELL FOR IT
The whiplash I got from the introduction of a new character was insane
Did I just watch an ad?
wtf bring back Dylan
Oh man! Liquor Store Bro fumbled. Topo Chico is a sparkling mineral water and ranch water calls for that. I had to call the fumble because they're normally very accurate.
Thank you for putting my family tequila in this video much love and support
Reps really gotta kill the vibe everywhere
Is it just me or does this guy have the exact mustache we all dream of?
That smile never touched her eyes. Fake smile for fake people
actually tried the ranch water from waterbird the other day, it’s pretty good 🔥
A possible 3rd character!? 😳
Advert I’m pre sure
Nope, she’s a rep for ranchwater
Wish they did a version of the video they made but hammered like these kind of adds would be hilarious if instead of being serious I’d be the licor store version of it 😂
Love the shirt btw man
Nah making the drink than appreciating your work is the best
*doesnt say what it is"
It’s tequila mixed with club soda and a wedge of lime… literally they told you what it is.
@dekulruno They don't say what the brand name of the canned product is.
Its fuckin called ranch water like the drink 😂😂😂 look at the can. Some peoples kids....
@@mrdethbuzzard4885 fair, they probably got a dozen brands of canned ranch water that they’d be happy for you to buy any of though… I’d rather mix my own and know what tequila I’m using, but I usually just drink the tequila on its own.
@@HoesLoveCoCoNo, the brand is Waterbird, the drink is called Ranch Water.
I used cucumber soda in mine. Pretty refreshing cocktail
Yo wait up - US bottle-o's have fresh limes???? fml, I have to also visit Coles/Woolies goddamnit!
They can, but most don't. However, liquor can be bought at grocery stores in most states. Or, they have a seperate liquor store attached to the building.
Wow what a beautiful doll
Liquor guy is looking good.
Whoa! Somebody got bonked! Get her off the channel asap or yall are sunk.
i love the channel bc of their friendship. this girl is gonna ruin it
This reminded me of video production class in high school
*view count dramatically increases along with sub count*
A Moroccan customer here :
Hold on !!! it’s mind boggling 🤯 that I subscribe to this channel a year ago and how come only today I had the curiosity to look for their location always thinking that the store is too far. Actually it’s not at all, we’re only a little 9 hours flight away from each other .
What’s a Casablanca-Gainesville flight when we’re talking seeing these amazing comedian in real life and probably getting the best advices from the lady in red ?
I mean even if I happen to arrive during the boys day off, it’s worth it to travel for those incredible advice from the lady in red.
Edit : Just bought my ticket and I need to know in what day I have to come in for at least getting the lady in red advices ?
Of course I’d rather be there and see you boys but I’m trying to secure the worst case scenario , just tell me please 🙏
Guys can you maybe review some milk or some milk cocktails. Going to the milk aisle at the store is so stressful for me!!! I have no idea what kind of milk to buy 😢😢😢
Hello, what have we here👀
The way I got whiplash and promptly hypnotized
Im not buing it
Cool story bro
Honestly respect the ad, that was clean.
**kickes her out for obstructing business**
Pretty good marketing ur guy's skits kick ass
HIS SHIRTTTT
I love Herradura. Super smooth and lots of vanilla
Best there is at that price imo
When you're playing a video game and a new character is first shown in a cut scene
Bro said the ingredients like he was a Skyrim npc giving out quests
Liquor store stepbro back at it with the wisdom
Love this guy would love to be his weekly customer
You can’t even see the damn logo on the can 😂
I hope the hottie takes over making the videos for awhile such a nice change🎉
My goodness, that tequila bottle looks great, I usually buy hornitos but I think ima switch it up this time around
My favorite tequila cocktail is tequila mixed with the contents of my stomach
Classy shirt
Liked because of his shirt. I had no clue Dylan was based like that.
Man this new smash bro character is op
Finally a looker! Love herradura
For all you out there the ranch Rider drink with topo Chico was founded by Gay name Kevin, Williamson, and Austin, Texas at a restaurant called Ranch 616. You don’t do any salt on there. It’s just club soda, lime, and tequila. It’s very refreshing. There’s the fact salt goes on margaritas sometimes.
Just delete this stroke of a comment
New character unlocked “Liquor Store Sis”
New operator unlocked
Ahh, yes the infamous FSB. Florida sorority bim... blonde. You can find this same creature all over America. This one happens to be in its natural habitat.
With his charisma and her complete hotness....... Ain't nothing getting done around that store!!
"Liquor store babe" unlocked
AY YO NEW CHARACTER??? Gotta drive down to my alma mater and see y’all
As soon as you said ranch water I was waiting for the herradura to come out
Waitt.. what..? Who R you my dream boat😮😍
A NEW FOE HAS APPEARED!! CHALLENGER APPROACHING
The only way these guys would ever get a chance to talk to a chick that looks that good.
Ahh the reps have finally worked their way into the videos
Easy, you get some ranch and then add some water...
bro doing side quests ☠
😊 what a great way to talk yourself right out of a good sale😊.... You're fired
Tasteful ad. I like it.
She's so beautiful 💚
You guys fell out of my shorts algo..i have never searched you guys and some how you ended up in my algo before summer..then dissappeared for a month now youre back.
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS RED WHERE'S MY WIFE THANKS FOR THE THOUGHT!
“Alright que the hot blonde, helps us advertise”
Man.. I wish our stores in Manitoba could carry everything like this. Here it's just liquor. No garnishes, no mix, just the alcohol. If you want a rum and coke you gotta stop at another grocery store to get the coke and limes after
“Try this”
*shows “this” for two seconds*
What a refresher! Although I love You OGs
Imagine doing an ad and not mentioning the brand you're repping 😂😂
Damn they didn’t trust you with a sponsorship so bad they sent a new character.
"Hey liquor store bro-squet..."
things come in bottles for a reason, because things in cans usually taste like that can, so mix your drink properly and toss the can.
New multi verse "The Liquor Store Broads"
She was pretty.
And, damn.
Now that's a liquor store.
Has everything down to limes for your mixers.
Pennsylvania, you need to get on this level with the liquor stores!!!
I quit drinking 6 years ago
......now I am rethinking my choice if she is in the picture.
Counting a pour is so much work!