Uncle Roger ZOOM DATE with Auntie Jenny

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • Uncle Roger first saw Auntie Jenny on Tinder. And now we arrange a zoom date. Will it go well? Let's see. Let's see.
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng  4 года назад +11177

    Hallo niece and nephew! Should we go on second date? Hope you subscribe and turn on notification. Make Uncle Roger happy!
    Songs in the video:
    1. Cantonese song sung by Uncle Roger (Jacky Cheung - Love is forever): ruclips.net/video/dR4Def1DqA4/видео.html
    2. Mandarin song sung by Auntie Jenny (Teresa Teng - Moon Represents My Heart): ruclips.net/video/bv_cEeDlop0/видео.html
    3. Background song during bloopers (Dayon - I Fall): ruclips.net/video/oRZQw017Yn8/видео.html
    Enjoy the video! BAI BAI!

    • @egoat8491
      @egoat8491 4 года назад +49

      first reply and like!!

    • @amy-lj9ip
      @amy-lj9ip 4 года назад +68

      Lasted longer than my marriage 😂

    • @karsenglau8200
      @karsenglau8200 4 года назад +20

      YASSSSS!I litrally wait for ur content only. Cant wait to see more

    • @Chaoscopyninja
      @Chaoscopyninja 4 года назад +15

      Those bloopers were hilarious af

    • @SaltedCoffee400
      @SaltedCoffee400 4 года назад +20

      I can’t believe this just so perfect, get married you two melons

  • @account-le5zm
    @account-le5zm 4 года назад +13697

    "third leg standing up" Uncle Roger, I thought this was family-friendly haiyyaa now I have to explain this to my dog

    • @putraadriansyah8082
      @putraadriansyah8082 4 года назад +197

      3:08 🤣

    • @lilquacky4965
      @lilquacky4965 4 года назад +107

      And den you eat the hiyaa

    • @valzi03
      @valzi03 4 года назад +70

      Haaaaiiiyyyaaaa

    • @Wvk5zc
      @Wvk5zc 4 года назад +108

      You do not explain hotdog to your dog. Never

    • @YoutiaoVlogs
      @YoutiaoVlogs 4 года назад +165

      I choke on my egg fried rice and my girlfriend choke on my third leg

  • @faustuspain3820
    @faustuspain3820 4 года назад +6430

    I can't believe Uncle Roger didn't ask Auntie Jenny whether she used MSG in her egg fried rice, haiya.

    • @mattmorgan2525
      @mattmorgan2525 4 года назад +221

      He saved that for the second date

    • @MzJoeyRantz
      @MzJoeyRantz 4 года назад +56

      She didn't, that's why the fly left her rice 😂😂😂

    • @vitolam410
      @vitolam410 4 года назад +21

      "aiyahhhhh"

    • @putriwulandari1392
      @putriwulandari1392 4 года назад +11

      It's too obvious that you don't even need to ask 😂😂

    • @defcemberl
      @defcemberl 4 года назад +14

      In love he trusts

  • @velcrox
    @velcrox 4 года назад +26102

    The only thing this relationship needs now is a sprinkle of MSG

    • @werk62
      @werk62 4 года назад +544

      Then they need to put MSG on the baby

    • @user-cx9nl1rr4o
      @user-cx9nl1rr4o 4 года назад +360

      their baby will be smarter :)

    • @velcrox
      @velcrox 4 года назад +175

      no name and here we have an idiot who doesn’t take a joke

    • @velcrox
      @velcrox 4 года назад +118

      no name yep only an idiot could not tell it was a joke case closed.

    • @uniGABB
      @uniGABB 4 года назад +71

      @no name that's a joke dude, uncle Roger joke also that

  • @donoimdono4868
    @donoimdono4868 3 года назад +3525

    uncle roger: "a good man is hard to find"
    auntie jenny: "a hard man is good to find."

    • @David_wasabi
      @David_wasabi 3 года назад +182

      I think you forgot the sorry kids

    • @AznJsn82091
      @AznJsn82091 3 года назад +84

      *pornhub theme*
      Auntie Jenny: Sorry children

    • @liladance3506
      @liladance3506 3 года назад +9

      *Mae West* said it first.

    • @nhatlinh9091
      @nhatlinh9091 3 года назад +4

      What does it mean?

    • @user-pb5gh1kp4e
      @user-pb5gh1kp4e 3 года назад +29

      @@nhatlinh9091 emmmm... you better not to know the meaning

  • @starlystorm6834
    @starlystorm6834 4 года назад +5317

    "Uncle Roger have no kid, no wife, no pet, no dog..."
    But you have *so many* loving nieces and nephews!!

  • @blueblanket1492
    @blueblanket1492 4 года назад +3578

    “Lasted longer then my marriage.”
    Wife is temporary, rice is forever.

  • @music1865
    @music1865 4 года назад +1662

    Uncle Roger: "I have this rice cooker for 10 year's now, lasted longer than my marriage"

  • @matteobattaglia9929
    @matteobattaglia9929 3 года назад +2474

    I just discovered uncle roger and I literally went through every video. He is a treasure.

    • @ninjakerrin3477
      @ninjakerrin3477 3 года назад +37

      Same. Going through his videos now, day 2 of binging

    • @lamilagrosa3412
      @lamilagrosa3412 3 года назад +10

      Same....I wish there was more!

    • @clashofclanclashroyale5172
      @clashofclanclashroyale5172 2 года назад +6

      Same here he makes us laugh uncontrollably

    • @DioXr_
      @DioXr_ 2 года назад +4

      Do you Know steven he ?

    • @emimew
      @emimew 2 года назад +4

      Same here. He’s iconic!

  • @ronniewu3880
    @ronniewu3880 4 года назад +4598

    Dating auntie Jenny after having lunch with auntie Hersha, uncle Roger is such a Playboy

    • @drphilsusedbikini1328
      @drphilsusedbikini1328 4 года назад +307

      Then he got auntie Helen calling him 💀

    • @pdf-file
      @pdf-file 4 года назад +87

      @@drphilsusedbikini1328 Uncle Roger got game boi 🤣

    • @ChaoPow
      @ChaoPow 4 года назад +33

      Uncle Roger’s got game!!

    • @Foshoko
      @Foshoko 4 года назад +70

      It’s the bow tie. So fashion

    • @kth_hmj
      @kth_hmj 4 года назад +13

      Auntie Hersha has boyfriend

  • @sothyvirerksin6730
    @sothyvirerksin6730 4 года назад +8380

    Auntie Hersha is somewhere crying in a colander right now

  • @alesssabig214
    @alesssabig214 4 года назад +3443

    Uncle Roger: "Uncle on the streets but hot young nephew on the sheets"
    Me: 👁️👄👁️

    • @shoujoenima
      @shoujoenima 4 года назад +124

      The third leg got me. I choked on my cola,it went to the wrong pipe

    • @electro_7121
      @electro_7121 4 года назад +12

      What does it mean?🤨🤔

    • @fawziespinosa4651
      @fawziespinosa4651 4 года назад +18

      @@electro_7121 penis

    • @cultist0456
      @cultist0456 4 года назад +3

      What does that even mean?

    • @quark31
      @quark31 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @historyofthemortals3756
    @historyofthemortals3756 3 года назад +165

    I could have sworn somebody is gonna start making a fan dating sim game with Uncle Roger being the target, and to get Uncle Roger's heart, you need to get a wok, MSG, and a rice cooker, a Chinese Mandarin album song, a wooden spoon, orange shirt, every food contains meat and non-vegan, etc. I may be wrong, but that would be hilarious if somebody did make that XD

  • @ChannelTheAimers
    @ChannelTheAimers 4 года назад +3348

    Aunty Jenny made Uncle Roger's third leg stand up without even owning a rice cooker 🙌🙌🙌 true love

    • @helloworld366
      @helloworld366 4 года назад +45

      I didn't notice that, this is definitely true love.

    • @TheXandraPanda
      @TheXandraPanda 4 года назад +10

      LMAOOO

    • @f4nT49u1T4r88
      @f4nT49u1T4r88 4 года назад +6

      This comment 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽😂😂😂

    • @MM-uw5uj
      @MM-uw5uj 4 года назад +1

      :0 NANI!

    • @sagunmdr
      @sagunmdr 4 года назад +5

      @@MM-uw5uj woah, that name, how?

  • @allwynrobert1270
    @allwynrobert1270 4 года назад +5200

    If uncle Roger and Aunty Jenny have babies, they will be our cousins.

    • @finnt8330
      @finnt8330 4 года назад +46

      Allwyn Robert very true

    • @eeloftheworld6922
      @eeloftheworld6922 4 года назад +56

      actually, they'll be your brothers and sisters!

    • @michepriest
      @michepriest 4 года назад +10

      😂💕

    • @nelsiegeografo9185
      @nelsiegeografo9185 4 года назад +59

      @@eeloftheworld6922 Yeah, I just realize my Chinese friends seem to call their cousins brothers and sisters too

    • @hsu8571
      @hsu8571 4 года назад +73

      They will put MSG to make it smarter.

  • @Fleta_Maughner
    @Fleta_Maughner 4 года назад +3019

    "Uncle Roger put leg down from chair but third leg is standing up"
    Flert

    • @RonLarhz
      @RonLarhz 4 года назад +48

      Sexual harassment.

    • @pubgnoob7801
      @pubgnoob7801 4 года назад +67

      Big flerting

    • @Caseohsaccountcoordinator
      @Caseohsaccountcoordinator 4 года назад +8

      Third leg? Did not get that

    • @vonn7891
      @vonn7891 4 года назад +39

      @@Caseohsaccountcoordinator lmao. it's called a penis

    • @wheeliebot8654
      @wheeliebot8654 4 года назад +18

      Tea Monument his pp is so large uncle roger calls it his third leg

  • @TheDeadlyLotu5
    @TheDeadlyLotu5 3 года назад +189

    This reminds me of my husband and me. He is from England and I am in Florida. I met him through a Chinese dating website. We have been together for 3 years now, married almost 2 years. He is Chinese and I am caucasian. He comes to see me all the time. I was going to see him, go to England, we go to London, etc. But ever since the pandemic, flight canceled, haven't seen each other in over a year now. We still see each other over Skype, but not the same. Will be so nice to see my husband again once this pandemic is over or safe again to travel. Love watching your videos, Uncle Roger! :)

    • @seanhornof6705
      @seanhornof6705 3 года назад +16

      I hope someday you can live with your husband

    • @Sodapoppish
      @Sodapoppish 3 года назад +8

      Why would you marry if you cant even live together?

    • @TheDeadlyLotu5
      @TheDeadlyLotu5 3 года назад +29

      @@Sodapoppish :/ wow, what a comment. Would you say the same to a military person that goes overseas from their family all time and gone for long periods of time?

    • @TheDeadlyLotu5
      @TheDeadlyLotu5 3 года назад +22

      @@Sodapoppish and also we saw each other all the time, till the pandemic, not my fault the US and UK can't work out flight arrangements back and forth yet! -_-

    • @briannadaughtry5818
      @briannadaughtry5818 2 года назад +4

      I hope you get to see him soon!!

  • @ashmcgregor9150
    @ashmcgregor9150 4 года назад +1725

    "If we have children, if they are vegan, we don't want them. We throw them away". LMFAO

    • @djentyboii
      @djentyboii 4 года назад +19

      “Trow “ actually

    • @Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 4 года назад +13

      I would do the same, that's why the FBI is after me!

    • @JackTse
      @JackTse 4 года назад +12

      for real doe asian vegan is pretty good... oil and msg for the damn win lolololol

    • @FunnieSnoopy
      @FunnieSnoopy 4 года назад +24

      Don’t throw away. Just add MSG, baby will be better.

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 4 года назад

      This has always been my belief, my religion.

  • @TheWaleSho
    @TheWaleSho 4 года назад +3964

    "Uncle Roger cannot go to the US. Because deported by vegan people."
    - Uncle Roger, 2020

    • @lyhjiba
      @lyhjiba 4 года назад +37

      that was the best of the entire chat

    • @clqudy4750
      @clqudy4750 4 года назад +13

      It's better for his health anyway. The egg fried rice here is meh.

    • @vladimirmeono
      @vladimirmeono 3 года назад +5

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @jameswalker6326
      @jameswalker6326 3 года назад

      Is that even a thing though ? 😂

    • @SpiffyHeart-vc8kb
      @SpiffyHeart-vc8kb 3 года назад +4

      How funny! Great line! His non PC comments are SO refreshing!!

  • @imkayfull
    @imkayfull 4 года назад +2115

    "I put my leg down from chair but now my third leg is standing up"
    LMAO

    • @bunn2191
      @bunn2191 4 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-up2nj6fo9b
      @user-up2nj6fo9b 3 года назад +35

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @GFrieza101
      @GFrieza101 3 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @aidentan6966
      @aidentan6966 3 года назад +13

      Next thing uk phub intro playing

    • @95wwsk13
      @95wwsk13 3 года назад +22

      Uncle Roger : sorry sorry, sometimes uncle Roger like dirty JokexD

  • @soaringkite2673
    @soaringkite2673 2 года назад +405

    Love Auntie Jen; please bring her back! Have a second date! ❤️❤️❤️

    • @TheJlee28
      @TheJlee28 Год назад +6

      She’s cute ❤❤❤❤

  • @fruubearr
    @fruubearr 3 года назад +5319

    uncle Roger: most valuable thing for me is my rice cooker
    Wok: am I a joke to you?

    • @alekz112
      @alekz112 3 года назад +135

      I KNOW RIGHT. What a playboy, damn.

    • @fruubearr
      @fruubearr 3 года назад +92

      @@alekz112 IKR! no wonder auntie Hellen left him tsktsk

    • @letsmelone6728
      @letsmelone6728 3 года назад +123

      MSG: am I a joke to you?

    • @huyduong5716
      @huyduong5716 3 года назад +20

      I thought he would say the wok.

    • @fruubearr
      @fruubearr 3 года назад +25

      @@huyduong5716 wok was in rage mode uncle Roger's house was filled with wok hay I bet

  • @vikramadityalamba6651
    @vikramadityalamba6651 4 года назад +2657

    Uncle Roger: My third leg is standing up
    Aunty Jenny: I'm Lovin it

  • @anjalijani4219
    @anjalijani4219 4 года назад +813

    *wears a bowtie on the same orange shirt & just brushes his hair once'
    Uncle Roger: SO TRENDY

    • @TC-mg3ug
      @TC-mg3ug 4 года назад +4

      Not an uncommon thought to call that dressed up 😂

    • @vinrho123
      @vinrho123 4 года назад +12

      “So Fashion” 🤣🤣

    • @callmerel2809
      @callmerel2809 4 года назад +1

      @@TC-mg3ug dsdadfdfdddfdssdadadadsgssagggggghgggggggggsgsgagsjggggaaaggjfggafdgggaaaghggsggggggggggggggaaagsadaasdgaaaasjddjdgdsggfgsjdgsagsfsgglhgaagssdajgsaadfdgaagssgaadsjggadgdaagadgadshsdadaadaaagssjssjagasaggadfgdggagggsjgsaaaddadaaaaaahassaagsdggsddaafsdfsffssjgfaaafdagggggggsjgggdddddggglgdaasaggggaaggfsssddaagshdsfadagfsdgdgggggggggggsjßaggjß

    • @rinleez
      @rinleez 4 года назад +1

      Not even a shirt!

  • @tazmaniachill
    @tazmaniachill 3 года назад +172

    All this creases me up, spent 5 years in Malaysia, I still miss the broken English even tho uncle is hamming it up to the max, genuine respect my man 🙏🥰

    • @Truckkundesu
      @Truckkundesu 3 года назад +2

      Tbh, it is just a language....idk why ppl judge non english speakers so much...main point is to convey the message and feeling

    • @tazmaniachill
      @tazmaniachill 3 года назад +8

      @@Truckkundesu i wasn't judging anyone, but he has a perfect english normally, my time in malaysia was filled with people who spoke excellent english, from fruit sellers to work colleagues and in 5 years picked a fair smattering of malay.

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 Год назад +1

      @@Truckkundesu Wait till you hear about the French ...

  • @theguynextdoor4978
    @theguynextdoor4978 4 года назад +1881

    Next episode: Uncle Roger answers Aunt Helen's phone call.

  • @Wcrklmn
    @Wcrklmn 3 года назад +2107

    “Five hours later”
    Aunty Jenny: *still has full plate of Egg Fried Rice*

    • @prestonang8216
      @prestonang8216 3 года назад +68

      haiyah waste food egg fry rice cold edi

    • @tsuzenomead303
      @tsuzenomead303 3 года назад +2

      Nani

    • @ostimeg
      @ostimeg 3 года назад +65

      No, it is plate number 3. Aunty Jenny good eater.

    • @anime.soundtracks
      @anime.soundtracks 3 года назад +4

      aunty jenny mastered mystic arts used by dr.strange to rewind time

    • @szel6349
      @szel6349 3 года назад +1

      有情飲水飽 😆

  • @shaungolftv
    @shaungolftv 4 года назад +642

    not gonna lie, who else is reading all the comments with 'Uncle Roger' voice in your head

  • @hollyboop5631
    @hollyboop5631 3 года назад +97

    Then second wave of COVID-19 hit the U.K. and Uncle Roger could not have his second date. So sad.

  • @wendyleeknow3602
    @wendyleeknow3602 4 года назад +490

    me: *religiously watching uncle roger videos*
    now me everyday: *HAIYAAA*

    • @quicklyfun
      @quicklyfun 4 года назад +7

      Ur just an everyday malaysian now XD

    • @eustaquioarroyo8721
      @eustaquioarroyo8721 4 года назад +5

      When I first heard him say Haiyaa. I totally was thinking about Uncle in Jackie chan adventures. Oh, my youth...

    • @Suckmyfatnutz
      @Suckmyfatnutz 4 года назад +1

      @@eustaquioarroyo8721 yaaaasssss

    • @justdecent5909
      @justdecent5909 4 года назад +3

      Malaysian gotta have 3 languages learnt man

    • @WingZero9413
      @WingZero9413 4 года назад +1

      @@eustaquioarroyo8721 It always gets me when he says that because hai is a common cantonese profanity like pokgai and diu

  • @Kek320
    @Kek320 4 года назад +389

    "Uncle Roger put my leg down, but my third leg standing up."
    I'm using that now everytime

  • @venusnotfound
    @venusnotfound 3 года назад +2484

    “ *i put my foot down but now my third leg is standing up* “ -uncle roger 2020

    • @j.g4214
      @j.g4214 3 года назад +43

      The 3rd leg standing up killed me

    • @eugenepile7036
      @eugenepile7036 3 года назад +9

      Mine became hard

    • @Astr0galactic
      @Astr0galactic 2 года назад +6

      holy FUCK

    • @icyy1030
      @icyy1030 2 года назад +4

      i made it from 999 to 1k likes

    • @benzhalo9963
      @benzhalo9963 2 года назад +6

      @@eugenepile7036 Damn bro chill she with him now

  • @joshuarios3893
    @joshuarios3893 3 года назад +109

    "If we have children and if they vegan we throw them away" - uncle roger 2020

  • @anguswong1715
    @anguswong1715 4 года назад +620

    “If we’ve children, if they’re vegan, we don’t want them, we throw them away, we put them off to the Buddhist temple away”
    Dayum…… 😂

    • @marissasue319
      @marissasue319 4 года назад +18

      Just sprinkle MSG 😂

    • @AyanaSioux
      @AyanaSioux 4 года назад +15

      I'm vegan but that part of the video was hilarious. Deadass one of the few vegan jokes I haven't heard 😂😂😂

    • @laneadams1303
      @laneadams1303 4 года назад +6

      "what you mean you DONT EAT NO MEAT! that's ok...I make lamb"

    • @katipunan4212
      @katipunan4212 4 года назад

      @@AyanaSioux Do you eat with or without msg?

  • @christian-dn3ni
    @christian-dn3ni 3 года назад +2194

    “Heart so cold, you leave leftover on her chest it stay fresh forever” -uncle roger 2020

    • @leone3144
      @leone3144 3 года назад +16

      Rap lyrics

    • @adniaquila1093
      @adniaquila1093 3 года назад +7

      I read that as I was watching that part

    • @viciousimpaler
      @viciousimpaler 3 года назад +9

      What "leftovers" are we talking about exactly...

    • @shadowp2155
      @shadowp2155 3 года назад +3

      @@viciousimpaler for the love of god no-

    • @viciousimpaler
      @viciousimpaler 3 года назад +4

      @@shadowp2155 **SORRY CHILDREN**

  • @light0146
    @light0146 4 года назад +557

    I am proud to be nephew of uncle roger

  • @SharpAssKnittingNeedles
    @SharpAssKnittingNeedles 2 года назад +112

    Uncle Roger makes Auntie Jenny laugh til she cries just like we all do 🤣 she's a keeper

  • @psyrmc
    @psyrmc 4 года назад +390

    Oh I am so happy that Uncle Roger mentioned Jacky Cheung (張學友)!!! Most Westerners only know Jacky Chen, but I think Jacky Cheung is also amazing. I would like to share some interesting facts about him:
    1) He is regarded as one of the "Four Heavenly Kings" and has been deemed the "God of Songs" of Hong Kong.
    2) He was the world top 2 singers in 1995 in terms of the numbers of copies sold. (#1 was Michael Jackson)
    3) In his 2010 “Jacky Cheung 1/2 Century World tour”, he created a Guinness World record for the largest combined audience for a live act in 12 months, with 2,048,553 audience members.
    4) Besides his glorious music career, he is also a great actor, with several awards across Asia. He has been in more than 60 films to date. (He is especially good at playing nobodys/ losers, despite the fact that he is so successful in real life LOL)

    • @doorminos
      @doorminos 4 года назад +9

      tysmmm for the facts! my mum has been a fan of him for 20+ years. although i love him too i know barely anything abt him ahah. just heard a few songs and played one of his song on piano (asian tingz)

    • @rpydroid
      @rpydroid 4 года назад +4

      The "guile" from Future Cops 😀

    • @animetsuki2593
      @animetsuki2593 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, Regine Velasquez here and Him also had a song together. Regine Velasquez is the "Asia's Song Bird"

    • @alexong2542
      @alexong2542 4 года назад +4

      He is also known as 歌神 ,the god of music in Asia
      Very few people could replicate his songs , or even choose his songs to audition, because choosing his songs is basically digging your own grave

    • @psyrmc
      @psyrmc 4 года назад +5

      @@alexong2542
      Thank you for the comment, but I think:
      God of Songs --> is a more accurate translation for 歌神。God of music will be like 樂神。

  • @ajaynotfound98
    @ajaynotfound98 4 года назад +654

    "Uncle roger, put my leg down from chair but now my third leg is standing up" - Uncle Roger 😂😂😂 3:05

    • @natanielguevarra4608
      @natanielguevarra4608 4 года назад +5

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA

    • @darrickdoaks45
      @darrickdoaks45 4 года назад +12

      Wonder how big 3rd leg is?? Lol

    • @dial3690
      @dial3690 4 года назад +5

      Bruh they even played the phub intro

    • @devilhulk6898
      @devilhulk6898 4 года назад

      Aren’t our uncle roger cool 😎 lol 😂

    • @ajaynotfound98
      @ajaynotfound98 4 года назад +3

      @@darrickdoaks45 yeah, i also wondering how big and long it is 😂

  • @dindakeirarosaline2239
    @dindakeirarosaline2239 4 года назад +1374

    uncle roger's way of speaking is literally my mood booster

    • @filipknezevic5440
      @filipknezevic5440 4 года назад +28

      I have a feeling that he speaks perfectly off screen and its all just for show😂

    • @canuckistanibk
      @canuckistanibk 4 года назад +44

      @@filipknezevic5440 yes, this is an act...

    • @apolloisnotashirt
      @apolloisnotashirt 4 года назад +13

      I really love it, the fact that he’s bringing out chinese stereotypes is the best. I honestly wanna see pewdiepie react to this but i dont want uncle roger to die so nevermind

    • @isthatslushii5584
      @isthatslushii5584 4 года назад

      Same

    • @hshakeel4927
      @hshakeel4927 4 года назад +3

      @@filipknezevic5440 that feeling would be correct lol

  • @demondragon18
    @demondragon18 2 года назад +93

    I just discovered Uncle Roger today and I'm dying laughing at all these videos. Thank you for the laughs!!! Keep making great videos!!! ❤❤❤

  • @gemini88miller
    @gemini88miller 4 года назад +731

    This storyline is going to turn into a k-drama

    • @MurderMostFowl
      @MurderMostFowl 4 года назад +21

      I can’t wait for the somber flashbacks while staring out the window

    • @gemini88miller
      @gemini88miller 4 года назад +15

      Someone will get a nose bleed which means they have cancer...

    • @Envy-jt3yq
      @Envy-jt3yq 4 года назад +6

      16 episodes 16 hours usual kdrama

    • @mostlymessingabout
      @mostlymessingabout 4 года назад +4

      Hope not. K drama always so sad. Cancer or blind girls 🤣

    • @EPSON-HP
      @EPSON-HP 4 года назад +1

      @no name You are right. It's a C-Drama (minus the bad playing of instruments).

  • @swarnimbage9504
    @swarnimbage9504 4 года назад +403

    When aunty Jenny said she doesn't own a rice cooker I thought it was over for them.

    • @utomow
      @utomow 4 года назад +24

      5 years being single makes unco roger desperate

    • @lichipong
      @lichipong 4 года назад +2

      true love

    • @Caseohsaccountcoordinator
      @Caseohsaccountcoordinator 4 года назад +2

      Thank roger for more than 4 minutes.

    • @swarnimbage9504
      @swarnimbage9504 4 года назад +1

      @@lichipong the bloopers clip lowkey makes me think aunty Jenny's Nigel's real girlfriend. True love in real life right there. Or here's a conspiracy theory for us.

  • @guoyahan49
    @guoyahan49 4 года назад +1715

    *Even if this was actually fake, they were born to be soulmates ❤️*

    • @meowchickenfish786
      @meowchickenfish786 4 года назад +71

      They're both characters.

    • @BARUtubbig
      @BARUtubbig 4 года назад +50

      They're all fake lol, is a character

    • @cloudless6088
      @cloudless6088 4 года назад +32

      That's the joke... Smh

    • @bibsu
      @bibsu 4 года назад +16

      @@BARUtubbig r/wooosh

    • @bibsu
      @bibsu 4 года назад +14

      @@meowchickenfish786 r/wooosh

  • @Christian988.
    @Christian988. 2 года назад +49

    Oh this was so adorable I've never seen Uncle Roger so happy. Last time in Karachi was this happy he had just bought his new rice cooker.
    I hope Uncle Roger and Auntie Jennie work out.

  • @taekhamchoi3480
    @taekhamchoi3480 4 года назад +612

    This is the wholesome relationship that we all need.

  • @seanzoom7157
    @seanzoom7157 4 года назад +250

    Her egg fry rice make yours look like a old black and white movie.

    • @LapahnYT
      @LapahnYT 4 года назад +4

      I think he actually can't cook :D
      Also failed the pan swinging motion

    • @yingmingyang1460
      @yingmingyang1460 4 года назад +7

      Haiya why you say that, Uncle Roger so sad

    • @crazguykwan8955
      @crazguykwan8955 4 года назад

      @Koh S you must use a colander

  • @kennyphun1946
    @kennyphun1946 4 года назад +174

    “Uncle Roger in the street, hot young nephew in the sheets” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CharismaStinker
    @CharismaStinker 3 года назад +8

    5:51 I’VE HEARD THAT SONG MANY YEARS AGO.
    good to look back to that song, thanks auntie Jenny.

  • @lynxofhyrule
    @lynxofhyrule 4 года назад +423

    Uncle Roger sing old Cantonese song, but Auntie Jenny sing song in Mandarin. Good thing Uncle Roger and Auntie Jenny both speak English so well to avoid language barrier.

    • @Ametista13
      @Ametista13 4 года назад +23

      Lol, that's my life. I saw in another video that Nigel actually speaks Mandarin really well too. Really happy to see him gaining viewers.

    • @blackricw6495
      @blackricw6495 4 года назад +2

      @ユジン mandarin is just bent Cantonese though. If u know Cantonese u will understand most of the mandarin

    • @NoelYumishi
      @NoelYumishi 4 года назад +17

      Black Ricw that wouldn’t necessarily be correct as while they sound similar, it’s different enough that it’s not mutually understood. I speak both so i think it’s similar, but many of my Cantonese friends don’t understand mandarin and vice versa

    • @snatchmywigplease5979
      @snatchmywigplease5979 4 года назад +14

      @@blackricw6495 nope. My family speaks Cantonese and my dad doesn't understand mandarin AT ALL

    • @privateprivate5302
      @privateprivate5302 4 года назад +3

      Bad thing: I just read your whole comment in uncle Roger's voice! 🙄🤔

  • @only_saiful
    @only_saiful 4 года назад +821

    "Auntie Jenny don't have rice cooker"
    "Ok, bye Auntie Jenny"
    *leaves the zoom call*

    • @MasMaszu2
      @MasMaszu2 4 года назад +13

      YOU FOOL REAL ASIANS COOK RICE BY MEASURING WITH THEIR FINGERS!

    • @peachblossom13
      @peachblossom13 3 года назад +6

      @@MasMaszu2 huh? No one said anything about measuring

    • @user-xc8tk2ef7z
      @user-xc8tk2ef7z 3 года назад

      @@MasMaszu2 Well you still can use a finger to measure with a rice cooker!

  • @LetralXIV
    @LetralXIV 3 года назад +849

    Uncle Roger: "Sorry, don't mean to kiss rice cooker in front of Auntie Jenny."
    Aunty Jenny: *WAY INTO IT WHILE EATING RICE*

  • @ladonte1980
    @ladonte1980 3 года назад +13

    Why am I emotionally invested in these characters? Smh! Lol!

  • @jnytc4251
    @jnytc4251 4 года назад +637

    Uncle Roger's egg fried rice looks pedestrian compared to Auntie Jenny's.

    • @hntr5495
      @hntr5495 4 года назад +6

      Probably tastes better tho

    • @randomguy6924
      @randomguy6924 4 года назад +10

      But abundant in MSG

    • @AnonW
      @AnonW 4 года назад

      You mean Plebeian

  • @tiredboard
    @tiredboard 4 года назад +1590

    "hot young nephew in the sheets"
    *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

  • @ClaimhSolaris
    @ClaimhSolaris 4 года назад +577

    Auntie Hersha watching this teary-eyed with her 6/10 Egg Fried Rice :(

  • @angelx.rodriguez1995
    @angelx.rodriguez1995 3 года назад +12

    10 Months later: I’m waiting for the in-person 2nd date🙂

  • @watermelen9243
    @watermelen9243 4 года назад +181

    Uncle Roger: Uncle Roger put my leg down from chair but my *THIRD* *LEG* is standing *UP*
    LMAO😂

  • @sakurasnoopyy
    @sakurasnoopyy 4 года назад +788

    I like how Auntie Jenny tries to talk with an accent but the American/British in her is too strong

    • @sakurasnoopyy
      @sakurasnoopyy 4 года назад +16

      NicholasCage TheElephant i thought she sounded British here but on instagram she has American accent? I’m not sure hahah

    • @Terrigible
      @Terrigible 4 года назад +3

      @@sakurasnoopyy It's the Zoom audio compression

    • @lihong1234
      @lihong1234 4 года назад +7

      She is from Los Angelas, US

    • @quickielickie2106
      @quickielickie2106 4 года назад +8

      i think auntie jenny needs to build her character more

    • @theprojectsvet
      @theprojectsvet 4 года назад +2

      Thought I was only one who no-tice.

  • @brockolea
    @brockolea 4 года назад +326

    Psychologist: If a girl touches her hair while speaking to you it means that she's interested
    Auntie Jenny *readjust wig every second*

    • @mutemochamug3438
      @mutemochamug3438 4 года назад +4

      Lol wait how she hide her hair under her wig
      her real hair is longer lol

    • @waynebado9339
      @waynebado9339 4 года назад

      Lmaoooo

    • @poksi100
      @poksi100 4 года назад

      Technically not her hair

  • @laykantheealien5722
    @laykantheealien5722 3 года назад +16

    *4:03** I LOST IT 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆*

  • @alexes2285
    @alexes2285 3 года назад +796

    YOU KNOW THE DATE WENT WELL WHEN AUNTIE JENNY FORGOT TO EAT HER EGG FRIED RICE

  • @byeol014
    @byeol014 4 года назад +901

    Uncle Roger look exactly like SHOPEE MODEL when he wear his orange shirt.

  • @str791
    @str791 4 года назад +458

    "It's like the world want us to be together."
    *oh hell yea we do-*

    • @remubruh8896
      @remubruh8896 4 года назад +3

      haha 69th like
      now we have our good luck charm

    • @str791
      @str791 4 года назад

      Yeeter Mcsaggins ayyyyyy now onto 420

    • @weebstrangler1193
      @weebstrangler1193 4 года назад +1

      its my SHIP THE BIGGEST AND BESTEST SHIP

    • @kli7867
      @kli7867 4 года назад

      Yes they are funny

  • @zareenaahmed0295
    @zareenaahmed0295 3 года назад +87

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how uncle roger changed his sexual preferences from pan-sexual to ricecooker-sexual.🐝

  • @Arene_
    @Arene_ 4 года назад +162

    Imagine finding someone who loves you as much as uncle roger loves his rice cooker

  • @MyFriend20101
    @MyFriend20101 4 года назад +421

    When Uncle Roger put his leg down that's mean everything gonna be so serious and it becomes more serious when his third leg stand up. At least, he used to have a lover, a wife :((

  • @rain-oo1gv
    @rain-oo1gv 4 года назад +431

    Uncle Roger: My third leg is standing up
    Aunty Jenny: **giggling** **blushing** I like dirty joke
    Uncle Roger: What's your favourite dirty joke?
    Aunty Jenny: I'll tell you on our second date ;)
    This video: Everything is fine. Just a regular date on Zoom. Nothing dirty AT ALL.
    Me: Wait a damn minute. Something ain't right.

    • @michaelwoon
      @michaelwoon 4 года назад +4

      ‘so that was a fucking lie’

    • @ezhang12213
      @ezhang12213 4 года назад

      Not sure if your trolling or if you legit have 50 iq. His persona in his uncle roger videos is an uncle, speaking to his nieces/nephews, who he sometimes calls kids. :/:/:/:/

    • @rain-oo1gv
      @rain-oo1gv 4 года назад

      @@ezhang12213 Of course I'm trolling. I just wanna see how people respond. Lol not really.

  • @geegeelyn
    @geegeelyn 3 года назад +10

    Okayyy seriously HOW is this the first time i hear uncle Roger speak Cantonese while singing karaoke?!

  • @awesomesk5578
    @awesomesk5578 4 года назад +1753

    Uncle Roger dates Aunty Jenny
    Aunty Hersha: *WAIT* *THAT'S* *ILLEGAL*

  • @inanah7163
    @inanah7163 4 года назад +370

    he protecc
    he atacc
    but most importantly,
    he got rice cooker in the bacc

    • @maxsweet750
      @maxsweet750 4 года назад

      Ra 😂

    • @DaCoolCrushIceKillah
      @DaCoolCrushIceKillah 4 года назад +2

      ...but more importantly, has big ricesacc!

    • @NGC-7635
      @NGC-7635 4 года назад +1

      This comment gets 100/100 grains of rice. Very nice, soo humor.

  • @Kiwiette.
    @Kiwiette. 3 года назад +8

    As i person who grew up in HK, my parents would sing that song every time we have karaoke night

  • @akiharuse825
    @akiharuse825 4 года назад +1619

    *The lore thickens*
    Can't wait for Aunty Jenie and Aunty Helen arguing in a zoom call while Uncle Roger cooks rice.

  • @kulkarnirutushri5066
    @kulkarnirutushri5066 4 года назад +79

    The relationship between uncle Roger and his rice cooker is more precious than any relationships these days

  • @sunnycai7227
    @sunnycai7227 4 года назад +496

    “Now my third leg is standing up” FJSHFHD

  • @jolu8320
    @jolu8320 3 года назад +10

    Unexpected nice singing voice from Uncle Roger! 😲 Classic Jackie 👌

  • @alexisborder
    @alexisborder 4 года назад +1164

    Even though this was staged and meant to be a joke, it's a thousand times more romantic than any date I've been on.

    • @Alizalen
      @Alizalen 3 года назад +4

      How many

    • @jakegames1642
      @jakegames1642 3 года назад +31

      Wait this was staged?🤯😢

    • @arya7095
      @arya7095 3 года назад +19

      Bruh I've not even been on a single date lol

    • @KNGLuckiAyie
      @KNGLuckiAyie 3 года назад +6

      wait fr?

    • @BenZoet
      @BenZoet 3 года назад

      😭

  • @Andrew-dt1wp
    @Andrew-dt1wp 4 года назад +255

    "Go to the supermarket and slap watermelon"
    OMG it's so relatable, my asian family do the same thing LMAO

  • @peachblossom8475
    @peachblossom8475 4 года назад +491

    Omg. He wears orange shirt. He is so trendy. He puts foot on floor. He sings 張學友. I think I met my perfect man.

  • @partiprocanada
    @partiprocanada 2 года назад +7

    I Love how uncle roger went the extra mile and put a tie on lol

  • @joyceleung9052
    @joyceleung9052 4 года назад +320

    anyone from hongkong? so surprised uncle roger could sing this good in cantonese!! the first song he sang was hong kong singer jacky cheung's "love is eternal", a very famous song!!
    edit: i know many fellow asians have Cantonese as the dialect and i appreciate it really! i'm just genuinely surprised at uncle roger's good singing in cantonese, hope i don't offend anyone!! xx

    • @royaloak7518
      @royaloak7518 4 года назад +58

      He's from Malaysia. Some Chinese Malaysian speak Cantonese. Mostly in Kuala Lumpur

    • @hungaryandblackwidow3863
      @hungaryandblackwidow3863 4 года назад +10

      @@royaloak7518 in Ipoh Perak too

    • @royaloak7518
      @royaloak7518 4 года назад +2

      @@hungaryandblackwidow3863 yep

    • @isaacling6560
      @isaacling6560 4 года назад +12

      @@royaloak7518 I legit am the only guy among my family who doesn't know Cantonese. I only know hokkien and tiny bit of fuchow

    • @hungaryandblackwidow3863
      @hungaryandblackwidow3863 4 года назад +29

      Basically Chinese from Malaysia often can speak other Chinese dialect besides Mandarin, usually either Cantonese, Hokkien, Hakka, Teo Chew, and etc depending on their regional ancestry from China few generations ago

  • @thuhacong444
    @thuhacong444 4 года назад +204

    Uncle Roger: *imagine his wedding with Auntie Jennie
    Auntie Helen: *call
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    (My theory: Auntie Jennie is Auntie Helen in disguise)

    • @zervee9832
      @zervee9832 4 года назад +3

      :0

    • @Nabi12
      @Nabi12 4 года назад +11

      Oh the k-drama plot twist :O

    • @anaj503
      @anaj503 4 года назад +1

      😱

  • @0kstfv750
    @0kstfv750 4 года назад +427

    I watch too many uncle roger vids until i speak like him XD

  • @spymadmax584
    @spymadmax584 3 года назад +7

    4:20 - I thought uncle Roger will say his audience (I mean his neice and nephews), but he surprised me 🧐🧐

  • @JimmyCaravan
    @JimmyCaravan 4 года назад +52

    I bought a rice cooker last week thanks to Uncle Roger and I've made egg fried rice twice already. Thank you, Uncle Roger. You have changed my life ❤

    • @w_aww_awww
      @w_aww_awww 4 года назад +2

      Good for you

    • @mirawidya
      @mirawidya 4 года назад +1

      Congrats

    • @brandoncody7825
      @brandoncody7825 4 года назад +1

      I hope you used MSG!

    • @yaqinlim4044
      @yaqinlim4044 4 года назад +1

      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @00sali00
      @00sali00 4 года назад +1

      I life with my rice cooker since 2017 and he is the best!

  • @rjgarcia3834
    @rjgarcia3834 4 года назад +188

    It's weird that I'm reading the comments with uncle roger voice in my head

  • @theralhaljordan7337
    @theralhaljordan7337 4 года назад +165

    "I will tell you on next date. . don't want to give it all away" I'm stealing this excuse 😂

  • @nia6734
    @nia6734 3 года назад +8

    uncle Roger you're videos are just hilarious. I watch them every time I feel like down and then are videos blow up and I just can't stop myself from laughing lol

  • @SuperShaka71
    @SuperShaka71 4 года назад +152

    5hrs later still haven’t touched her rice. That’s a great date! She’s so into you she forgot to eat. 👍

    • @asial9994
      @asial9994 4 года назад +4

      she 4:27

    • @SuperShaka71
      @SuperShaka71 4 года назад +2

      Asia l After 5 hours her plate is still full.

  • @borjeoisie9052
    @borjeoisie9052 4 года назад +61

    “I want to be uncle on the streets but hot, young nephew on the sheets”
    Oh Uncle Roger

  • @nicholase2868
    @nicholase2868 3 года назад +388

    This was actually super cute. Uncle Roger doesn't need Auntie Helen, she's no good.

  • @random-kun
    @random-kun 3 года назад +8

    11th Doctor: Bowties Are cool!
    Uncle roger: Fuiyoh! Nephew 11!

  • @Briguy1027
    @Briguy1027 4 года назад +182

    LOL -- Uncle Roger has such high self-esteem, gotta like that. Auntie Jenny has a harder time keeping her accent though -- still she's cute!

  • @camable5884
    @camable5884 3 года назад +329

    Honestly, like all jokes aside, I think uncle Rodger could get a ton of girls because of how funny he is, and he isn’t even bad looking

  • @Maino88
    @Maino88 4 года назад +160

    From now on, whenever anyone asks me 'how do I look?':
    'SOoOoO Trendy. SOoOoO Fashion'.

  • @iblivs21
    @iblivs21 3 года назад +8

    5:24 this sound gets me everytime 😭

  • @astri2012
    @astri2012 4 года назад +94

    Omg Auntie Jennie and Uncle Roger are too cute. We need a second date ASAP

  • @katrinacelinecastaneda2274
    @katrinacelinecastaneda2274 4 года назад +362

    Is it me or Nigel is just too cute especially when he smiles? 😂
    Anyways, thank you for making people laugh. Please continue doing what you love to do because watching your videos (not just videos about Uncle Roger but your other previous videos as well), always makes me feel better. Your videos help me lift up my mood after having a breakdown and it also helps me to get a grip and cope better with my problems.
    I really hope you get to read this and know that your videos meant a lot to me ^_^

  • @yellenqa
    @yellenqa 4 года назад +58

    “I was child labor.”
    what the hahahahahaha

  • @xinyu5198
    @xinyu5198 3 года назад +8

    Uncle Roger: finishes his date
    5 seconds later: *phone rings*
    Uncle Roger: oh shit