How Each D&D Class Breaks into a House
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- Опубликовано: 28 июн 2023
- Which class would you want breaking into your house?
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And you didn’t enchant your house with fire resistance?
To be honest, Ranger would probably break into that house better than anyone... if anyone wanted to ask him to bust into the house.
Wizards have a d6 hit dice and so do sorcerers, and if wizards have a d4 hit dice, then so do sorcerers.
@@nathantsui7069 Wizard: _dies of 1d4 "having a d6 hit die" damage._
Yo duke I am playing my first ever campaign with my family and im playing as a half elf neutral lvl 3 sorcerer can you give me any tips btw the sorcerer could have just used invisible it is a 2nd lvl spell anyway
Artificer: constructs an elaborate means of unlocking the door, meanwhile the party just pushes it open.
Or sells the owner of the house their new anti-burglary tool
(It's a turret that guns down any intruders)
Or just a huge amount of explosives.
@@Rutgerman95 That would be a multi-step scheme. If robbing someone who has lots of assets outside of their home, rob it once. They will want to upgrade security, which a handsome, clever adventurer will do (for a hefty fee). After they restock their home with more loot, rob it again and use the kill-switch built into the turret to disable it remotely. Take the turret with you as you leave from robbing it a second time. Target rich recluses so word doesn't get around and you can do it to several people before leaving town (probably hit everyone sequentially once and then circle back around and do the list again). You'll need as many turrets as you have marks, but you can re-use them in the next town.
@@calebowens693 Proving why the Artificer is an Intelligence-based class
Clearly his bomb was so big he blew up the house. He was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
Poor Wizard, he managed to be even more unseen than Rogue
I am pretty sure the Sorcerer saw them.
@@frantisekvrana3902 plot twist : it was the Wizard house
But with 100% more FIRE!!!
Still think the Wife class did better lol.
Indeed, he was so freaked out.
Rolled lots of Nat 1's and yet she still thieved successfully. What a legendary class.
No one expects the Wife Class. It’s one of the most unexpected classes.
Best 1d4 damage joke in a while
And if they ask, the answer is that they always did
I love the energy of the Fighter, always giving it 100% and actually being good at it. xD
Pretty sure we were seeing action surge. He broke in and stole stuff and left all in one turn.
"So, did you grab the item?"
"Not sure. I grabbed three things when I got inside, each of which looked semi-important and different. I'll let you guys figure out what I grabbed" (why you always tell everyone what you are looking for so the Fighter doesn't grab the Backpack of Junk, a regular house plant, and the Magical sphere that just goes Bing.)
Fighter be like "I'mma speedrun this sh*t!"
I'm now imagining a crystal ball that goes "Bing" and gives you unhelpful images like the search engine. You want to spy on the king, so it shows you an image of the catacombs because that's where all the kings are buried. You want to find a specific magic item, so it gives you an extreme close up that doesn't allow you to actually figure out where it is.
@@CrizzyEyes And that's why you are very precise with your Google-Fu, I mean use of the crystal ball that goes "Bing".
Love how for the Ranger you’re clearly looking around to make sure no neighbours see you
Too bad he couldn't break in because it's not his favoured terrain I presume 😂😂😂
@@yutingsooi5691 And doors are not his favored enemy.
@@TheGreener Oh nooooo 😂😂😂
well, don't want any neighbors to know you're playing ranger
@@yutingsooi5691 so not tasha or fizban rulings?
....The "No witnesses!" part killed me 🤣
Killed the wizard too. Though I don't think he found it as funny...
If you kill everyone in the guard house, then there's no one left to say you failed the stealth check.
Just need to hide all the evidence you killed anyone.
The Assassin's Creed method.
@@morgantaylor84 Steiner Scout Squad moment.
*laughs in German*
@@morgantaylor84 Thief did it first...in games I mean. There's also that moment in Tales of the Abyss that's supposed to be stealth, but fail 3 times, and it lets you just fight the guys.
We call that "Hard Stealth"
I like to imagine that the rogue was inside from the beginning when the normal thief got in XXD
I thought the joke was he managed to get in before the cameraman even arrived?
@@EdKolis yea that’s what I meant but RUclips isn’t letting me delete or even edit my comments and I forgot to put “or even before the cameraman”
I wish it was just two panels with the second one having things missing hahaha
One day, Warlock will level up...and finally get his second spell slot.
Until then, short rest time! ;)
that paladin one was amazing omg
I was honestly expecting the Paladin to show up with a warrant
...why are you taking things-?
Poor guy was Just trying to help
This paladin really surprised me. He was one of the VERY few paladins that were NOT throwing it back:)
@@annatarsoly941what throwing it back means??
Thats actually how I envision bardic inspiration working during stealth missions. Just follows along quietly humming the mission impossible theme (being a telepath is really handy). If they flub a stealth roll they probably got a bit carried away and guards hear the music. "Do you hear that Bob? I know that tune! They must be after the mcguffin stone. Sound the alarm!"
1:33 Every stealth mission ever in DnD.
So true
Can't be found if nobody is there to find you.
The fact the Cleric just broke in to clean 😂
I'm assuming this is the Artificer's house since it's all on camera... And the cleric was aghast at the mess.
Dude, the Paladin one had me belly laughing!
can we have one sketch, where the wizard outdoes everyone, but dies at the end anyway because of 1d4 success dmg?
Why does the wizard die from a 1d4 worth of damage? Even at first level with the standard stats a wizard’s hit die is a d6. Even with max damage on a d4, assuming the level 1 wizard has a min of 7hp they’d still have 3hp left over
@@brianvance1178 In older editions, Wizards had d4 for their hit dice. Thus the meme was born.
@@AssultTank Considering I had a first level wizard die to a housecat attack, it was a sad truth.
@@MSinistrari Oh I had a DM in 2e that made us roll for stats in order, and only one chance to roll, I wound up with a -2 CON, and when he made us roll for health, I started with a -1 HP total.
@@AssultTankso you started off with your character being dead before the campaign even started
I'm sure someone already called the cops on barbarian just from the rage earlier also plot twist it was wizards house all along
But I thought Bard would just charm the door and find the hole!
Bruh
Kinky
I was thinking more seduce you into giving him your stuff
Underrated.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t swing that way.
I perfectly guessed the rouge was already in the house
Of course, by the time the other classes decide how to break in, the Rogue has hit three houses, 4 mansions, cracked 12 safes, stolen 8 hearts (because they can), robbed the thieves guild, blamed it on the assassin's guild, sold their ill-gotten gains at the merchant's guild, and cleared out the kingdoms Treasury, twice. Oh and they robbed the merchant's guild for good measure.
@@alzingafagan7501 See? That’s how you get shit done. This is why I love rogues.
It wasn’t until sorcerer that I realized I have the EXACT same door on the back of the house. Thank you I can now prepare better for a variety of people to break in
Except for the rogue. He’s already inside.
Oh that was your door? Need ur location for "security" reasons...
What could you do against the paladin helping out a burglar pretending it's his home
Gloomstalker Rangers actually make sneaker thieves than rogues. They're actually able to hide in darkness from creatures with dark vision.
The only weakness, as demonstrated in the video, is they're worse at picking locks lol
@morgantaylor84 That can be countered by taking Criminal background and getting thieve's tools.
Or learn the spell knock?
i guess that it was the wizard in there when the sorcerer burned the place down 🤣
I love the druid take, i definitely thought he would've been a bird and run into the glass part of the door lol
I would've loved that! That would've been even more hilarious than it already was!
The ranger part is, coincidentally, how it feels to try to explain to people that rangers are actually pretty decent and cool to play as.
Suggestion: How each Class cleans up after themselves.
Let’s be honest, the sorcerer was just there to commit arson
I half expected the Bard to walk in and start flirting at everyone and not attempting to hide. Our Bard never hides😂
The one heist we've done, the break in team was the rogue, the ranger and the cleric. The rogue and the ranger for the stealth. The cleric for copious amounts of guidance. Also, the ranger was very useful with his ability to use misty step on the door we couldn't get open, but DID have just enough of an opening at the bottom to see through.
Ok but my party's bard actually did the mission impossible thing in a treasury room decorated with floating candles. He thought the candles were trapped (they weren't, but he said he 'saw it in a play once', I love how that player improvs, DMing for my party is an absolute joy) and made a puzzle out of it. Someone did in fact pull up the mission impossible theme while the other players hung back with bated breath while I rolled some dice to make it look like I'd planned this and asked him whether he'd turn the key on a document case right or left. But, they made their own fun and had a great time. Bards breaking into stuff 10/10. That same bard also once used 'knock' on a lockbox in the basement of a (unbeknownst to the players at the time) failing business, and one of the clerics used thaumaturgy to make it look stormy outside and tried to pull it off as an 'omen' from a tiny frog statue they found in a cave that the cleric is using to mess with people by pretending it's a deity (in this case, to intimidate some lowlifes who were hanging around the establishment, the party's reason for being there, bard just went off mission to see what he could grab). But when the bard found out that the box only had a few coins in it and was basically what little income the business owner had made, he PUT IN more money than he found because he felt bad for her and put it back.
Also back to the video, I love how the rogue was already on it, and the fighter was just getting done what needed to be done. I thought for sure the paladin would be helping someone who accidentally locked themselves out of their house climb in the window or something, because that's the main reason I could imagine a paladin 'breaking in'. Happened to me in real life one time and a guy who was fixing something for our landlord helped one of my younger siblings who could fit through a window climb inside. Nice dude, though he was a bit confused by the situation (understandably), had big paladin vibes.
Sounds like a great group. XD
I had a situation one time where I was playing a rogue, and never having been a fan of playing stereotype characters, I actually had my rogue reverse pickpocket someone after she lost her metal implements to a trap she was helping with. They were parting ways, and rather than make a big deal out of it, he bumped her in passing and slipped some extra coin into her pocket so she could buy new stuff. She wouldn't have even known till later when going through her stuff.
That's excellent! Sterotypes can be fun sometimes, but I love when people break the mould and just do whatever they want with a character. A rogue reverse pickpocketing some extra cash onto someone is so wholesome in such an gracefully underplayed way. Your rogue sounds awesome!
That group sounds awesome! You don't happen to have any open spaces do you?😂
@@juliadubaj6558 Alas, I wish, but we play in person... in small spurts every few MONTHS because everyone is super busy. We've been playing our very first campaign for like... 2 or 3 years now, and it's just barely two thirds done. I've wondered before about offering to DM for people online, but then life whammies me again and I run out of free time to look any further into it. C'est la vie.
special shout out to the fighter for being the only non-stealy boi to actually take things 😂
The Wizard already teleported inside and unlocked the door while the Sorcerer wasn't paying attention and the DM described the Wizard as a figure instead of a party member.
Finally, i’m so glad to see some new jokes not again sleeping warlock, oath of throwing back paladin and sex bard!
Poor wizard, he was making such good progress, dying only after he was all the way off screen, now he died before he even made it on screen, he was so close
Gotta love how he always forgets about artificers in these videos
It's technically an optional class?
@Heritage367 Technically, every class is optional
@hedwigon6951 true, but all the other ones are in the corebook. It's the only one you have to pay extra to get.
Maybe he doesn't like artificial classes?
Who do you think built the house?
Wow. I thought the bard would’ve taken the back door but I guess I was wrong.
Who said it wasn't?
I laughed when the Barbarian broke in and made a scene!
Also, kudos to the Cleric who was just adventuring and decided to help!
Wait was... was that the WIzards house?
I think it was
I was expecting Sorcerer to walk in and announce that he bought the home directly from the bank because rich and powerful parents.
I can verify some of these, lol. While I din’t break in to STEAL, my Orc Fighter/Rogue has broken in and out of places. Used hair pins and daggers when picking locks for YEARS to sneak out of his family estate, and to help open doors that peoplr refused to unlock when questions were needing answers. Said activities led to the Rogue multiclass.
I love how the rogue didn’t break in, rather, he was already in the house.
I love the idea that they were robbing the wizard’s home
Ah, the ol' "Wizards must have loot" trope.
He's a WIZARD! He MUST have some arcane relics and tomes worth a fortune. A FORTUNE I tell you! What do you mean he probably just has normal books he studies and a bunch of paper everywhere? HE'S A WIZARD!
The fighter - did it all in one turn, thanks to action surge.
I like the twist with the paladin.
Fun fact: Since they get a fair number of skills to work with and have unarmored defense a barbarian can very easily fulfill the role of an off roamer to help out your rogues and monks.
It was great! Thanks for doing a good paladin example!
Most classes: Breaking in
Rogue and Warlock: Breaking out
Sorcerer: Breaking bad
Wizard: breaking down.
Wizard: outside the house, looking for a good spell
Meanwhile, the party has already opened the door
I'm dissapointed the Bard did not seduce his way in somehow, either by seducing the door or seducing the owner.
Artificer: makes many constructs to steal everything
Lol so soon after your last video LOL. At least you were able to catch your theif.
0:20 that was literally me one time when my character broke into an abandoned building. Straight to the messy fireplace. And my character was a rogue.
I like the idea that a paladin would just be tricked into helping someone break into a house.
_"Stealth" is what happens when the ground stops shaking and the bodies are nowhere to be found._
- The Exploding Assassins Guild
Next skit: How each D&D class gets caught/escapes
*starts crafting Fighter that speedruns robberies*
the poor Paladin was too trusting
My ranger had to sneak into a dwarf's house recently. We sent one of the party in to talk to the dwarf and keep him distracted, and she did a great job. There was a thunderstorm outside, so I had my ranger wait and open the kitchen window during a clap of thunder to hide the sound. Everything went great, timing was perfect, got the window open, snuck inside, got the window closed, and the dwarf was none the wiser. All I had to do was roll stealth to sneak past the doorway into the living room where the dwarf was talking with the other party member. I was in the dwarf's peripheral vision, and he was pretty distracted; it should have been easy.
Then I rolled a natural 1 and tripped over the rug, loudly faceplanting in the dwarf's kitchen. (It was hilarious, and frustratingly in-character for my ranger, who is the definition of hapless. What can I say, my consistent bad rolls are legendary in my group. 😋)
“Your butt napkins my lord.”
The Fighter was the only one smart enough to steal a DeeDee plush
Artificer: y'know, this building doesn't have to continue being a building...
"NO WITNESSES!" Oh god you have no idea how much I needed that today. Thank you, Duke.
As a rogue myself that was pretty accurate
Love every bit of this.
I feel like the Bard is singing mission impossible to give himself a buff in stealth
This was a great one. I really like how you didn't throw too many overused jokes in here. Paladin was the best!
The monk punched open the door and gives it salutations. XD
Bard: Oh great, he's singing his own theme music.
Bard: "Darling, open the door!"
I was kinda expecting the warlock to find a bed & immediately take a nap
The Sorcerer was basically me back in the day playing Fable 2 with my brother. I was joining his game and he made damn sure to keep the safety on so I couldn't cause havoc. During the infamous Toby quest when trying to intimidate someone, he realized he had to threaten the guy and turned off safety mode. The *instant* he did, someone was walking into the house we were in and without skipping a beat I drew my pistol, screamed "NO WITNESSES!" and shot the intruder immediately. Safety had been off maybe a second, second and a half at best.
i love the implication that the rogue is so good at theft that by the time everybody's simply walked in they've already finished it
I love the pentacle poster on your wall ❤️
Outrageous, lol. The glass is still there after the barbarian hahah
Neighbour’s watching him break into his own home wearing different clothes multiple times
Every barbarian I know would've opened the door with his face.
At least, I assume so as I've watched them disarm traps with their faces.
For the rogue I half expected the screen to blink and then the room was empty.
Would've thought that the Bard broke in by pretending to be a "Pizza Delivery Man" who takes payment in interesting ways.
"There in 30 minutes, or you get 30 minutes"??? 🤣
Gotta admire the Fighter’s simplicity.
Warlock - So reliant on getting things over with that he nat 1d his common sense check, and could just unlock the door now that he's inside.
Also, how weak was the Sorcerer that his Fireball only did 1d4?
Maybe the Wizard survived the fireball (because fire resisting and protecting spells) but then part of the ceiling fell in or something?
INACCURATE ! The Barbarian KICKS IN the door while SCREAMING in CAPS LOCK, obviously :D
Man gets robbed and decides to make content out of it too. I respect it
Man missed the chance to add in the "Wife" class because of the previous video xD
Plot twist: they were robbing the wizard
In my dnd campaign I gave the fighter my ring of jumping and he killed everyone in there and we stole all there priceless paintings
I don't know if you'll ever see this, but you started my enjoyment for D&D. Thank you.😊
I was waiting for the artficer to just chuck an explosive at the door
"Hello. This is the Lock Picking Lawyer. And what I have for you today is a Dungeon Master Lock."
I opted out as soon as the barbarian didn't bash through the door.
I can't be expected to believe the bard got in without seducing the door.
I like it how the rogue was already in the house.
I lost it at "Your dog... meow". xD
The bard just gets the wife to open the back door for him
Mystic: thinks the thing they want to steal into existence
Thought the sorcerer a) just sends someone to steal for him or b) just demands tribute from the filthy peasant living in that shack.
The fighter with the rock music was my favorite lol 😂😂😂
My twist on the barbarian's 'stealthy' break in.
(smashes in through the door, brandishing axe) NONE OF YOU ARE SEEING ME, RIGHT?!?!?!
Ranger sends in a raven familiar who scouts the whole place stealthily, but still can't get the door open.
The rogue wasn’t quite rogue-y enough 😂❤
I love that this implies they're robbing the wizard XD