the best part about this is that i can't tell if he's slandering pizza tower or if he's just doin a goof edit: *HEY, BEFORE YOU COMMENT ABOUT HOW PEOPLE CAN LIKE WHATEVER THEY WANT OR WHATEVER. I POSTED THIS COMMENT BECAUSE I FOUND THE VIDEO FUNNY, ALSO I'M NOT VERY SMART AND CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SLANDER VIDEO OR A GOOF VIDEO IF THE VIDEO ISN'T TITLED "Pizza Tower Slander" OR SOMETHING.*
Ever clip, meme, every SINGLE THING about pizza tower makes it look about the perfect game for me. Which is why I refuse to get it because it's so well made for me.
The worst part about this is the fact that I can tell exactly what part of the game this all represents and can say you did not collect enough toppins to beat the game
I was planning to play Pizza Tower but then I saw a little kid calling literally every game bad except for Pizza Tower, fr I ain't gonna diss the game for that ofc but not playing the game just to spite that kid is fun.
Wow! I can’t tell the difference between this and the actual game! The quality of this and the actual pizza tower are both so bad that it’s hard to tell! (And I can confirm that pizza tower is extremely far from “game of the year”. Like I thought that game of the year award goes out to good games.)
Pizza Tower really is the best game of 2023, because it's the only GREAT game that came out in 2023. Every other game that came out in 2023 is either kind of good, okay/mid, or is just straight up garbage.
As a person who is 10% Close to 100%ing pizza tower, I confirm that this is pizza tower (but the additional chef, fake peppino, could’ve just been the normal chef picture but drawn horribly)
2:18 I can feel this singular frame here it’s basically saying that everyone always backs up before destroying pillar John for cyop so they can always get that little bit of speed
As someone who never played or know the lore of pizza tower, I can confirm this is what it feels like to see the game in action, literally because I don’t know the context.
It was good and all but I don t like that you didn t include most important life changing character in the game which is snotty. I expect apology video
as someone who has played pizza tower, I can confirm
this is literally the entire game
as someone who has not played pizza tower but has watched hours of other people playing it, I can also confirm this is literally the game.
I do not confirm the past part when he was fighting fake peppino as he has not been using his clones in the original
did u 101% it? Bc i did and i can confirm too
@@Cupmaster-ot6rd not yet, p ranks are definitely quite hard, but man are they satisfying
I 101% the game, and can confirm that this is true
this is the only way of showing a person how good pizza tower is without spoiling it
pretty sure this is still spoiling lmao
@@vlad980 but you can't tell what's going on at all if you don't know the context at all so it works
@@sibottle yeah, that's what i meant
the only thing I couldn’t show my brother was the 2nd phase of pizzaface so he doesn’t get spoiled
It kinda does spoil the ending fight, but it sure as hell is hard to make out what's going without already knowing
The best part is being able to understand what each frame means
fr
i dont and this is weird as hell😢
@@00ooppllppthen play pizza tower
Yes
I do and I don’t regret it
1:07 "think of a big black man chasing you"
i was thinking of that meme too
At least they didn’t bend over.
And then that black man becomes a priest
RACIST-
Gigga... Ahem, sorry
pizza tower in real life be like:
Fr 🍕🗿
Pizza Tower but it's on a 0$ budget
Pizza Tower live action movie trailer leak:
the best part about this is that i can't tell if he's slandering pizza tower or if he's just doin a goof
edit: *HEY, BEFORE YOU COMMENT ABOUT HOW PEOPLE CAN LIKE WHATEVER THEY WANT OR WHATEVER. I POSTED THIS COMMENT BECAUSE I FOUND THE VIDEO FUNNY, ALSO I'M NOT VERY SMART AND CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SLANDER VIDEO OR A GOOF VIDEO IF THE VIDEO ISN'T TITLED "Pizza Tower Slander" OR SOMETHING.*
it better f■ing be just a goof
He literally played the entire game you big piles of brainless feces
@@ShowGames_TV it is
@@mohammeda4872 good
Both.
innacurate, Fake Peppino doesnt use the clones in the boss rematch ☝️🤓
what i was about to say
would be a pain in the ass if he did
@@probablysnicthe clones are actually easy to evade, just don't let them hit you while in movement
You don't have a father.
@@justynakurant4199 offensive
The way the toppins progressively show up is a nice detail.
I like how you can either don't get anything or easily understand everything depending on if you have completed pizza tower or not
I haven't even played the game and unde everything in this video
@@sharknado2724 same
Ever clip, meme, every SINGLE THING about pizza tower makes it look about the perfect game for me. Which is why I refuse to get it because it's so well made for me.
“Don’t ask if Pizza Tower is worth your time, ask if you are worth Pizza Tower’s time”
-Sun Tzu, Art of Pizza
I thought the exact same as you.
Got the game yesterday.
It's definitely worth it. Don't miss out.
Get it, it's worth it
Least innacurate pizza tower summary:
The worst part about this is the fact that I can tell exactly what part of the game this all represents and can say you did not collect enough toppins to beat the game
The fake peppino one has me fucking dying 😭
Yep, this is indeed Pizza Tower 😂
Fake peppino being a grinning black man caught me off guard😂
what if he just looked up "fake italian chef" and that came up
i love how noisette is just louise
Who???
@@mr_dumbgogles4281 character from bob's burgers that's voiced by Mabel's va
@@debug_account ok
as someone who beated the game, i confirm this is true
sort of, but all this is generally sprinkled with so much charm and genuisness that it makes it like the best game ever
ultrakill be like
As a person who loves pizza tower ur 100% spot on XD (greatest shit post for pizza tower I've seen)
1:13 wait a minute, is that BEAR* employees only door?
Lol it is
In this timeline, Peppino leaves mort to die in the tower
He also fails to save Snotty, and doesn't collect the secret treasures to free John. Gustavo also leaves Brick behind.
Worst ending!
Me: mom can we get pizza tower?
Mom: no we have pizza tower at home
Pizza tower at home
0:00 Intro
0:07 Floor 1 - Tower Lobby
0:10 John Gutter
0:14 Pepperman
0:19 Floor 2 - Western District
0:22 Fun Farm
0:29 The Vigilante
0:35 Floor 3 - Vacation Resort
0:39 Gnome Forest
0:44 The Noise
0:50 Floor 4 - Slums
0:53 Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator
1:01 Fake Peppino
1:08 Fake Peppino Chase
1:13 Floor 5 - Staff Only
1:16 Don't Make a Sound
1:23 Pizzaface
1:26 Pizzahead
1:31 Boss Rush
2:18 The Crumbling Tower of Pizza
2:29 Ending
They forgot 3 things:
1: Fake Peppino doesn't use clones in the final battle.
2: No Gerome at all.
3: No John Pillar revived/dead scene at the end.
4. Didn't even see snotty, mort, or gerome escape
And Gustavo and Stick are missing from the final escape.
I played pizza tower before but it dosent look like that
Fake peppino should be gordon ramsay
RACIST: 1:01
This aged poorly.
Hes not wrong though
Me: Mom. Can I get Pizza Tower?
Mom: But honey, We have pizza tower at home
Pizza tower at home:
I was planning to play Pizza Tower but then I saw a little kid calling literally every game bad except for Pizza Tower, fr I ain't gonna diss the game for that ofc but not playing the game just to spite that kid is fun.
Wow! I can’t tell the difference between this and the actual game! The quality of this and the actual pizza tower are both so bad that it’s hard to tell! (And I can confirm that pizza tower is extremely far from “game of the year”. Like I thought that game of the year award goes out to good games.)
and despite this its still an awesome game lmfao
1:40 is me when my little brother deleted all of my progress in TOWER SIMULATOR [NEW UPDATE!]
This is the best movie adaptation of any game ever, it's so unbelievably accurate to its source material.
you forgot snotty and you left mort, gerome, and snotty in the tower
Can you make one of ultrakill?
This video is amazing
Unironically still makes it seem cool though
as someone who has completed pizza tower
this is very accurate
That's kinda sad how Mr stick never got his money
2:19 bro is that an employees only room from bear*?
There really is an imagine for everything u look for, even a chef with a gun
Bro this game is original pizza tower is fake 🗿🍷
If the soundtrack alone doesn’t make you wanna try it I dunno man
I haven’t played pizza tower yet and I have no idea what is happening
Nah what the hell,pizza tower in a PowerPoint presentation 💀
So your saying that the game is boring and lame?
Bros search history be like:
Pizza restaurant
Tower
Background
Chef
Pizza with face
Death ray
Cheese cowboy with gun
the employees only door from bear* lmao
the new pizza tower seems fire!!!
The way you used a fake png of Louise killed me
Pizza tower is truely is pizziest tower ever.
I didn't know the noise was superhero until the pizza face boss fight 💀
I didn’t know until Louise showed up😭
This is best experienced in 144p
"Um, actually, in the 3rd phase of pizzahead, fake peppino doesn't have clones" 🤓
Naw jit explaining pizza tower 💀
Pizza tower AI be like:
Errrhmm... Actually Fake Peppino does'nt use his clones in the final battle ☝🤓
*doesn’t 🤓
*doesnmt🤓
1:02 i kinda like how sync its this
even like this the game is cool
nahhh why fake peppino black 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Racist
1:24 red pizzaface
Bottom text
*WHY IS THE FAKER BLACK*
0:35 when it’s Wednesday
Its 1$ Pizza Time!!!
I can feel the anger of many fans when you portrayed Pepperman as an apple
seems about right
Acuurate
Lol this video is kinda funny/Hilarious bc they're just images u got from Google
Goty in my heart
How people dont played the game imagine it when someone explains it to them:
Pizza Tower really is the best game of 2023, because it's the only GREAT game that came out in 2023. Every other game that came out in 2023 is either kind of good, okay/mid, or is just straight up garbage.
As a person who is 10% Close to 100%ing pizza tower, I confirm that this is pizza tower (but the additional chef, fake peppino, could’ve just been the normal chef picture but drawn horribly)
Yea... Gotty 😎
pizzahead boss at 1:04
If the devs didn't have any money at all:
I Laughed, I Cried
This is peak cinema
2:18 I can feel this singular frame here it’s basically saying that everyone always backs up before destroying pillar John for cyop so they can always get that little bit of speed
nice gameplay bro, gotta be a world record
Italian man gets more anxious and mad as the game goes on until he has enough power to kill 1,413,142,846 people
Spot on.
Dude beat the game in a little over 2 minutes
the thing is its supposed to be "haha this is very dumb on paper" but like id be 100% convinced because of fhe music smxmmsjd
my main takeaway from this video is that stock images can be extremely cryptic and confusing without proper context, and i *have* proper context
1:12 OMG NOWAI1! 1!1!1! IS THAT IS THAT THE BAER* EMPLOOYEASTS OULET NOOR! 1!1!1!1!1! COEMS 🤑
true
As someone who never played or know the lore of pizza tower, I can confirm this is what it feels like to see the game in action, literally because I don’t know the context.
True art challenges what you think of the world…
Pizza Face Being Red From Angry Birds Should Be A Mod
It was good and all but I don t like that you didn t include most important life changing character in the game which is snotty. I expect apology video
Thanks, I've never played the game or watched anyone playing it
How come I made a similar video and isn't getting any views!
(Good job anyway)
You fogrod snorties and market the mcdonalds chicken (in ctop pizza time)😢😢😢😢😢😢
if pizza tower was just hood irony and stock images, it would still be game of the year
0:14 that’s not even pepperman
It's Appleguy
As someone who played this game for way too long
It's accurate
The fact its so accurate that youtube reconized a remake of the game with random images
as someone who 100% the game. i can confirm this. WHY IS IT SOO TRUUUEEEEE
I like how don't make a sound level has the Fnaf background in it
I just saw an entire playthrough of the game with stock images