Lesson number 1: Never bother a buff man 💪 | Two and a Half Men | Comedy Central Africa

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  • @peterb2272
    @peterb2272 2 года назад +440

    I'm just impressed Charlie remembered her name..

  • @deepromitra1498
    @deepromitra1498 Год назад +45

    he hardly remembers their names but his memory served him well at the wrong place

  • @airport862
    @airport862 2 года назад +81

    The French national anthem in chicken voice at the end

    • @kaziuuuuu7653
      @kaziuuuuu7653 2 года назад +4

      I would don't notice XD Thanks

    • @ginger_nosoul
      @ginger_nosoul 2 года назад

      @@kaziuuuuu7653 did you just have a stroke? Better see a doctor...

    • @kaziuuuuu7653
      @kaziuuuuu7653 2 года назад +1

      @@ginger_nosoul I don't know french athemn

    • @ginger_nosoul
      @ginger_nosoul 2 года назад

      @@kaziuuuuu7653 i dont either but it sounded like you were unwell. Saying "Would dont" is a sign of brain issues.

    • @kaziuuuuu7653
      @kaziuuuuu7653 2 года назад

      @@ginger_nosoul You looks like you have some issue with yourself. Problem with social skills. You insult a stranger you don't know to make you feel better, for sure there is something wrong with you. :)

  • @benbergin538
    @benbergin538 2 года назад +80

    Haha. Charlie scratching his horn with a shoehorn

  • @SoldierofGodAki
    @SoldierofGodAki 2 года назад +52

    Plenty of room for lunch money😂😂😂

  • @Naza_44
    @Naza_44 2 года назад +64

    "Oh hey Julie!" LMAO 🤣

    • @jaylife1077
      @jaylife1077 Год назад +2

      How do you know my wife

    • @alla7932
      @alla7932 Год назад +1

      What? No no no no, I don’t know her

    • @dez3540
      @dez3540 Год назад +1

      "You said 'hey Julie'..."

    • @jaylife1077
      @jaylife1077 Год назад +2

      No no no I sneeze ah-chooze

    • @ryanwaelterman3977
      @ryanwaelterman3977 8 месяцев назад

      GESUNDHEIT

  • @arielbanks5557
    @arielbanks5557 Год назад +111

    He's a big, muscular guy trying to act tough but his wife is messing around with men like Charlie🤪

    • @TheJoyofCooking24
      @TheJoyofCooking24 Год назад +15

      Those ones are emotionally weak when you get to know them

    • @estevanluis
      @estevanluis 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@TheJoyofCooking24human teddy bears is what I call them

    • @octane7047
      @octane7047 Месяц назад +2

      Both he and his wife don't play by the rules 😂

  • @goalhornfanatic9449
    @goalhornfanatic9449 2 года назад +178

    I mean, Allen was kinda right. Yeah, the guy only had a few items, but that doesn't ENTITLE him to skip ahead and go. Like, all it takes is to ask politely, and 9 times out of 10 people are courteous enough to let you go first, some even insist upon it.

    • @Chavanun555
      @Chavanun555 2 года назад +8

      well duh everybody knows that but are you willing to fight that guy if u were Alan?

    • @a1mi551
      @a1mi551 2 года назад +12

      @@Chavanun555 that’s the thing. If he wins and beats me up he should get four years for starting a fight and pay me 200k. But in America he get probation and a fine for attacking someone. Freedom

    • @Chavanun555
      @Chavanun555 2 года назад

      @@a1mi551 yeah so if u r weak like Alan u would fight?

    • @Chavanun555
      @Chavanun555 2 года назад

      @@a1mi551 ok bro

    • @FecalMatador
      @FecalMatador 2 года назад

      @@a1mi551 nah dude it’s America. They still fall over when shot in the head. No amount of muscle saves you from hot lead

  • @user-oc7it1il5y
    @user-oc7it1il5y 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’m absolutely amazed that Charlie can even walk to the bathroom with his kind life style that’s my kind of man keep it up for mankind thank you Charlie bless you😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @lukeskywalker2913
    @lukeskywalker2913 2 года назад +93

    Poor guy his wife cheated on him and he don't even know

    • @ryanlevron1972
      @ryanlevron1972 2 года назад

      There are a lot of men who don't know that their wives cheat.

    • @suryahr307
      @suryahr307 2 года назад

      @PROFIT WAS A PEDO If it wasn't recent Charlie would've said we met a long time ago or he probably wouldn't have remembered her name

    • @Qwarkis
      @Qwarkis 2 года назад +13

      Nah!
      Charlie would't be able to remember a womens name for that long.

    • @exiaR2x78
      @exiaR2x78 2 года назад

      Big guy being a douche then surprised Charlie boned his wife is pretty funny

    • @torenessa6931
      @torenessa6931 2 года назад

      Deserves it when he acts like that

  • @pflaffik
    @pflaffik 10 месяцев назад +8

    This episode should have been called “The one where Charlie remembers names of exes”.

  • @bazejkokocha6906
    @bazejkokocha6906 2 года назад +48

    The one time Charlie remembered a girls name and of course it had to and like this

  • @6616Milan
    @6616Milan Год назад +16

    The only time Charlie remembered a girl's name, unfortunately, almost backfired him.

  • @ichironca
    @ichironca Год назад +41

    I’d be more asking my wife how she knows him

  • @darinfonder1388
    @darinfonder1388 8 месяцев назад +3

    She probably gave him the rash😅

  • @user-pt2ln7fe3e
    @user-pt2ln7fe3e 4 месяца назад +3

    People who have been walking for 85 years 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jabbaweezy
    @jabbaweezy Год назад +10

    That customer who cut in line reminds me of home depot customers. Entitled as ever

  • @jonessoda4me1
    @jonessoda4me1 Год назад +2

    2:30 who’s the jughead now jughead? 😊

  • @AnimeLord512
    @AnimeLord512 Год назад +8

    Maybe his buffness is compensating for something

  • @johnpapanikolaou7551
    @johnpapanikolaou7551 Год назад +4

    Well, that's a proper comeuppance for the big guy. I wouldn't mind letting him skip ahead in this situation.

  • @filqnkishiq
    @filqnkishiq 2 года назад +5

    honestly, the big guy, i dare him to try beinf insult by being told to follow the rules and i can show him how rules should be followed
    even though i cannot beat him, there are other ways to defeat guys who think too much of themselves

  • @vidodeg2123
    @vidodeg2123 Год назад +1

    Did he really say Gesundheit? xD haha nice!

    • @TayFun-ll7nw
      @TayFun-ll7nw 10 месяцев назад

      Warum hat er das gesagt?Normalerweise sagen die Amis, wenn jemand niest, immer "bless you".

  • @logiknotlogic6586
    @logiknotlogic6586 2 года назад +16

    since its 'merica, cant u just sue him if he punches you

    • @jftt42
      @jftt42 8 месяцев назад +1

      I think that works everywhere, not just 'merica.

  • @OldSkoolBoxingg
    @OldSkoolBoxingg Год назад +3

    Big muscles cant fight for you☺
    I would have tested the muscles in his chin 🤔

  • @maddogg1978peru
    @maddogg1978peru Год назад +4

    Oh NOW he remembers a girl's name...

  • @wickedleeloopy2115
    @wickedleeloopy2115 2 месяца назад

    ITS MORE OF A WE WERE HERE FIRST... OH ✋️ wait charlie should have used that line

  • @SiamNumberOne111
    @SiamNumberOne111 Год назад +2

    Did Alan make the chicken noise to the French anthem or was it just me??

  • @architsingh2575
    @architsingh2575 Год назад +4

    what was this episode?

    • @dez3540
      @dez3540 Год назад

      Season 5 Episode 1, "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"

  • @davidpeters2625
    @davidpeters2625 2 года назад +9

    Funny, I had (briefly) a pair of Jordans when I was in like 5th Grade, and I somehow, NEVER got any kind of backlash for it.... but this was like 2009-10, so that might explain jt

    • @punisher467
      @punisher467 2 года назад

      that's because your generation is too busy with makeover and making videos for RUclips.

    • @davidmicheaels343
      @davidmicheaels343 2 года назад

      wow,getting bullied for your shoes is a thing,who knew.

    • @notta3d
      @notta3d 2 года назад +2

      I had a pair of Air Jackson's from Woolworth's.

    • @FecalMatador
      @FecalMatador 2 года назад

      @@davidmicheaels343 Being bullied for choice of clothing has been a thing since Humans first wore clothes. The haves and have nots

  • @ryanlevron1972
    @ryanlevron1972 2 года назад +17

    Never bother a buff man???
    only if your a coward.......
    I personally dont care who the person is or how big he is...

    • @ryanlevron1972
      @ryanlevron1972 2 года назад +8

      @JINPING BANGS MOHAMMAD
      I am 6' 1. Roughly 275 lbs... i am an average build....
      I just dont "let" people bully me, regardless if they are muscular..

    • @thechosenone1533
      @thechosenone1533 2 года назад +13

      @@ryanlevron1972 That's easy to say when you are over 6 foot tall and weigh nearly 300 pounds.

    • @ryanlevron1972
      @ryanlevron1972 2 года назад +9

      @@thechosenone1533
      I know lots of people who have the same bodily structure I have and lots of people who are much bigger and more buff than I am...... I am still not going to just sit by and allow someone to push me around..
      When I was a kid in school I tried bullying another boy that was literally half my size...... As soon as the bus stopped, we got off the bus to walk to where we lived. He grabbed my shoulder from behind, as soon as i turned around. He showed me size doesn't matter......he literally whooped my ass.....the fight lasted about 5 min.....i never got a punch in.....he was at least a foot shorter than me.. i was about 10 years old at the time.... i am 50 now.... i will never forget that fight

    • @nikhilbannerjee5126
      @nikhilbannerjee5126 2 года назад

      @JINPING BANGS MOHAMMAD yup,it about finding the right time and ambushing them,i did it when I started highschool,it was new school and i was the quiet kid who the bully thought he could pushover, ambushed him after the end of school day near the bus yard, after stabbing his thigh 3 4 times and putting plastic bag over his head for 20 seconds dude crumbled, after that when ever I met the guy he would stay away from me,by the way i am skinny 5'8

    • @kano101435
      @kano101435 2 года назад +1

      @@ryanlevron1972 dont want to be a contrarian but fights between 10 yrs olds and fully grown adults aren t really the same thing. And yes if the smaller person is trained and proficient at fighting you could make an argument that size is not all. But to say that there is an even playing field for the small guy to stand his ground like its nothing only with bravado , seems a bit unsincere.

  • @simplelifelost
    @simplelifelost 2 года назад +8

    Clever writing

  • @syss7534
    @syss7534 Год назад +1

    2:50 bra-bro bra-bra-bra-bra-braaaaaaaaaa~~~. lol

  • @jakobmoll6859
    @jakobmoll6859 2 года назад +10

    Charlie is juat so unhateable

  • @TheRobbo007
    @TheRobbo007 Год назад +2

    Meat head obviously isn’t making her hit the high notes in bed like Charlie did 😂

  • @AngryTomTom
    @AngryTomTom Год назад +1

    What's Julie real name ?

  • @mdt1147
    @mdt1147 2 года назад +3

    F# up the buff guy. A fight would have been hilarious there

  • @tylersmith9465
    @tylersmith9465 2 года назад +1

    Oops😬😅🤪😜😳🤣

  • @NecromancerTO
    @NecromancerTO 2 года назад +4

    What’s Julie’s real name ?

    • @dez3540
      @dez3540 Год назад

      Monica Young

  • @Samsung-zg9ql
    @Samsung-zg9ql 2 года назад +8

    Man!!
    It's like he's preparing him for his time in prison.
    Is it really that bad in US schools?
    I ask because I'm not from US.

    • @TravisWinchester
      @TravisWinchester 2 года назад +11

      Theyre way more dangerous. Its very rare to get shot inside prison…

    • @HiX88
      @HiX88 2 года назад

      @@TravisWinchester lmao🤣

  • @elperrodelautumo7511
    @elperrodelautumo7511 2 года назад +20

    I’m surprised that Charlie doesn’t strike at the buff dude. In his prime, he would’ve kicked some butt. Regardless of some lady problems also that chicken sound was a nod to hot shots part deux

    • @TBlock1347
      @TBlock1347 2 года назад +3

      Yeah sure whatever

    • @robertbarnes4666
      @robertbarnes4666 2 года назад +8

      um at what point has it been shown that charlie is a fighter he picked on smaller men and than usually only his brother who he ran from in the first episode other than that he got stomped a lot

    • @torenessa6931
      @torenessa6931 2 года назад +8

      Probably charlie sheen, but not charlie harper

    • @erussel12
      @erussel12 Год назад +1

      Charlie Harper isn’t a fighter. Heck, he was hiding under Steven Tyler’s picnic table.

    • @TomBreezy1
      @TomBreezy1 10 месяцев назад

      Charlie was never a tough guy lol.

  • @rauljavierservinvalle572
    @rauljavierservinvalle572 2 года назад +1

    That Roids dude was about to smash Alan in the Ground wonder how would end up Charlie

  • @miketheyunggod2534
    @miketheyunggod2534 2 года назад +1

    I have those same shoes but brown. 😔 😟.

  • @tylersmith9465
    @tylersmith9465 2 года назад +1

    Funny

  • @justinmartin1666
    @justinmartin1666 12 дней назад

    Large bird spiders, and mom

  • @sunderlandbertram931
    @sunderlandbertram931 2 года назад +3

    Alan is the brother nobody want

  • @Jaz0793
    @Jaz0793 2 года назад +16

    Man bullying in America must be really worst or it’s just sitcoms

    • @jaronmoorerii6356
      @jaronmoorerii6356 2 года назад +2

      It’s every show or movie not in real life thought it’s just verbal and cyber bullying mostly

    • @Jaz0793
      @Jaz0793 2 года назад

      @@jaronmoorerii6356 thank God for that… but cyber bullying is getting out of hand this days though

    • @jaronmoorerii6356
      @jaronmoorerii6356 2 года назад

      @@Jaz0793 yeah it is

    • @angelleeox5142
      @angelleeox5142 2 года назад

      Back in the 90’s it was bad especially in the bad neighborhoods. You would get beat up for your shoes lmao. Anything from 2000 and up doesn’t happen anymore lmao. Maybe once in real ghetto neighborhoods lmao

    • @gerry409
      @gerry409 7 месяцев назад

      You will get a Lawsuit!! For bullying somone evryone cares about free money 😂,,,

  • @DomenicZappia-xj2lt
    @DomenicZappia-xj2lt 8 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @kaziknybosman4739
    @kaziknybosman4739 2 года назад +2

    Mummy likes

  • @BlackSniperStudios
    @BlackSniperStudios 2 года назад +4

    One

  • @brettengel8364
    @brettengel8364 2 года назад +14

    Don't back down from a guy just because he's big. The bigger they are the harder they fall. It's not about the size of the dog in the fight. It's about the size of the fight inside the dog!

    • @joekerr2252
      @joekerr2252 2 года назад +8

      You have to step back if you know you have already won the fight. Charlie’s “dog” already won the fight.

    • @vnet1975
      @vnet1975 Год назад +3

      Be smart enough to know ,that big dog ....ain't got no leash..

    • @brettengel8364
      @brettengel8364 Год назад +2

      @@vnet1975 hopefully he's smarter to know that smaller dog got a better leverage to get ahold his neck.

    • @nomadmarine0331
      @nomadmarine0331 Год назад

      Brett why not follow your instincts and leave the phone number for your next of kin so we can call them to have your body picked up. You dumbazz.

  • @richardtuholsky4028
    @richardtuholsky4028 2 года назад +9

    Let’s go brandon 🍦🍦🍦

  • @ytht21
    @ytht21 2 года назад +3

    Are junior highs there as bad as depicted in the cliche?

    • @aceaceron1026
      @aceaceron1026 2 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @jerdariusbrown6955
      @jerdariusbrown6955 2 года назад +1

      Only if you're soft

    • @ytht21
      @ytht21 2 года назад +2

      @@jerdariusbrown6955 damn, then, jake's reaction is justified.

  • @brettengel8364
    @brettengel8364 2 года назад +4

    I'm sick of people being scared of other people because of how big they are. You know there's a phrase called big for what. It's not impossible to beat up bigger guys. I've done it in my dad has done it in the Navy. My dad's in the bar business so he's done it quite a few times.

    • @Jackson-xl6cb
      @Jackson-xl6cb 2 года назад +5

      Sorry we didn't recognize you there keyboard warrior

    • @brettengel8364
      @brettengel8364 2 года назад

      @@Jackson-xl6cb I'm not a key board warrior I'm trying to inspire people to stick up for themselves.

    • @Jackson-xl6cb
      @Jackson-xl6cb 2 года назад +5

      @@brettengel8364 what you inspire people to do is to end up in hospital. You don't fight people this bigger than you, unless you're some martial arts master and you're absolutely sure you've got them. Because if you lose a fight against someone THIS stronger than you, health consequences might be much worse than losing a fight against your own weight category. That's why the smartest thing to do is just to move on and let karma get them.

    • @brettengel8364
      @brettengel8364 2 года назад

      @@Jackson-xl6cb karma takes too long no one said you had to fight fair either. Plus you could sue them if they make contact first. What I'm saying is don't let yourself be pushed around.