Full lyrics (16:24): Yet again I’m in high school, Yet again I’m in high school, Once again I’m in high school, Yet again I’m in high school. I am a thirty-five year old virgin and be held in high school by my step-dad And I hate him, mmmmmmmmmm...... No no no no, NO!! I wanna be in college chillin’, And I hate high school and my step-dad cuz both of them suck to me, And I can’t enjoy both of them I just want TOOO be in college right nowwww............ **fin**
We all know what singer gave this song it’s soul. That version of the song is trapped in my head. I’m going to be forced to come back to watch this video just to hear it again.
...Or it was a teenager who trolled Zack for $5. Also, a tone-deaf man had the gall to charge money in exchange for singing. It's almost like scamming.
Why is everyone having a go about the acoustic guitar? It takes a special kind of skill to play completely out of time, whilst varying the tempo, and not once lining up with anyone else, all the way through the track.
I don't think we've given the second vocalist enough credit for his development of the incel leitmotif. His use of a step father and the incessant desire to chill in college is a profoundly human struggle and is truly a universal theme. This really proved to me that he was taking great care to paint a wholistic musical picture of his own, while understanding the existing motivic direction of the track. 5 stars
@@m4eu Nah. 5 Bucks is pretty much what that is worth. You cannot pay that amount and expect to get a professional level musician for it. The fact that on this page many intermediate to high level musicians do sell themselves short does not change that. I mean, if I took a random kid to play a bit of guitar for me I’d give him more than 5$ for it.
Ooooh man.. I started laughing immediately when I heard the acoustic guitar. Zack’s reaction to it cracked me up (he didn’t even comment on the track)🤣🤣🤣
It's all about yuxtaposition and recontextualization. You need to have quite a high IQ to understand complex lyrical devices like this, otherwise, they will go way over your head
@@MrJimShorts Not to mention, there seems to be underlying problems with him and his stepdad. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was more to the story than meets the eye.
After seeing what that second bass player did for 5 bucks, I'm questioning why I even record the bass for my home demos myself. Damn. It's humbling to see that stuff.
it might make you feel better... that bassist sells himself for $5, if you can sell yourself for $7 you are worth more and therefor are a better bassist than he is. a musician is only worth what they can make, and that bassist is only worth a 5 spot, a pathetic pittance anyone should be ashamed to have actually tried for.
@@saltyzu8412 hahaha don't be a troll. Go to Jacob Collier's youtube channel, order his videos by date from oldest to newest and watch from the beginning. If you're honest with yourself you'll eat your words ;) Also... wtf does Jacob Collier have to do with Les Claypool? 🤣🤣🤣
I play guitar on stage in a band, I even write "decent" songs on guitar but to be honest if I were to submit a guitar track for something like this is would probably be about on par with that acoustic guitarist.
If we’re being totally honest, that’s a lot of us in the comments! lmao. Makes it that much clearer how excellent the good musicians in this video actually are
@@ZackGrooves NOOOOOOO. THE MELODY IS SO HAUNTING AHHHHH!!! PS - Brah...do you listen to Owane or Jakub Zytecki? If you've never heard of them....gaht dangit Bobby i tell you hwat shit is too groovy and your playstyle is similar in a lot of regards.
tbh imo, recording vocals is the most challenging part of song production. even awesome professional singers get work done in the studio; engineered eq's, effects, back up tracks, harmony tracks, back up harmony tracks, pitch fixing. etc.
Honestly, the 2nd singer was my favorite, unironically. Sure, he wasn't really singing in tune, and the lyrics were silly, but his singing actually felt connected to what the instruments were doing. It sounded most "complete" and had the clearest structure. The other singing parts felt a bit like unfinished ideas. With a slightly better performance, the 2nd singing part would work really well (with those lyrics, it can't be too perfect, though). The problem with the other singing parts was that they didn't feel prominent enough to be the main part of the song, and I was focusing a lot more on the instruments. The 2nd singer on the other hand made the his part sound like the "main focus" of the song.
This is the best Fiverr video I’ve seen. I knew the vocals were probably gonna suck or be mediocre, but the bassist and guitarist killed it. Especially that bassist. That guy could charge a lot more than what he’s asking.
Both comedic and enlightening at the same time, lol. I did not know until now that you could perform "decent" music production on fiverr. Gonna try this.
Full lyrics (16:24):
Yet again I’m in high school,
Yet again I’m in high school,
Once again I’m in high school,
Yet again I’m in high school.
I am a thirty-five year old virgin
and be held in high school by my step-dad
And I hate him, mmmmmmmmmm......
No no no no, NO!!
I wanna be in college chillin’,
And I hate high school
and my step-dad
cuz both of them suck to me,
And I can’t enjoy both of them
I just want TOOO be in college right nowwww............ **fin**
i would like but it’s at 69
We all know what singer gave this song it’s soul. That version of the song is trapped in my head. I’m going to be forced to come back to watch this video just to hear it again.
Thx man, much love!
He hates his stepdad. Poor stepdad.
I never realized the emphasis of “TOOO” until I read this 🤣
Man that second guitarist really stepped it up with all those polyrhythms and implied metric modulation
...Or it was a teenager who trolled Zack for $5. Also, a tone-deaf man had the gall to charge money in exchange for singing. It's almost like scamming.
Read this comment before I heard it and was ready for something wild...I definitely got something wild 💀💀💀
@@vincentcoakley777 Just started the video. Can't wait to hear 😂
Edit: I have rewinded minimum 20 times and omg 😂😂😂😂
😆 abstract metric modulation
@@tobynsaunders 100% that dude is just putting an acoustic track he found over the recordings. He is definitely a scam artist.
The dislike is from that acoustic guitar player.
Also that third singer 😂😂😂
He’s not acoustic he’s guitarded.
@@DISTR4CK I’m using that now lol
@@WisdomLeoking you mean the second
@@kirtanpriyasevakdas0405 nah the second one better than the third lmao
Why is everyone having a go about the acoustic guitar? It takes a special kind of skill to play completely out of time, whilst varying the tempo, and not once lining up with anyone else, all the way through the track.
Out of key too
He was paid to do it, so it should be at least clean or on time
@@jabezgaddhiel126 whoosh...
The people he picked for this really ought to be charging more.
Satire, i love it.
Glad to have been the chosen bass player for this...this was fun to watch!!
@Leemarc Music
You were great, man. 👍
#MRChristopherTV
The bass was dope, straight up wanted to move my body
As I drummer I think I'm in love 😍
Nice groove
You're a beast bro! Be proud of yourself😁👍🏼
I don't think we've given the second vocalist enough credit for his development of the incel leitmotif. His use of a step father and the incessant desire to chill in college is a profoundly human struggle and is truly a universal theme. This really proved to me that he was taking great care to paint a wholistic musical picture of his own, while understanding the existing motivic direction of the track. 5 stars
Underrated comment lol
@@ZackGrooves on god
I like how he 1st had you write most of his lyrics with his sneaky questions 😏
Worth way more than $5 imo
Incessant
I feel so bad for that second guitarist... they had no idea what was going on in the song lmao
he was literally just playing chords for all along the watchtower lol
@@winston8186 I thought it sounded familiar lol
he probably sends the same guitar track to everyone and changes the bpm 😂. easy money 😂😂
TBF it did sound out of the box
Hahahhaha what the hell
The acoustic guitarist making the bassist sounding like he hit all the wrong notes 😂😂😂😂
YOOO I HEAR IT🤣🤣🤣
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s unfair isn’t it? ALWAYS the bass player that sounds like he hit the wrong notes
@@mysigt_ It's hilarious 😂
Hahaha
the acoustic dude was legit just playing the chords to all along the watch tower lmao
He was just doing am g f g on loop bro no chill
@@laurabrown7675 🤔 huh?
Exactly! 😂😂😂
I thought so 😂
I caught that too 😂
Fellas watching on phone speakers be like "upright bassist didn't even play anything"
haha i just put the phone speaker right in my ear
Upright bass lives in a land of frequencies that are unknown to my phone
Fellas
haha amen
I am just hearing, or not hearing him, and checked the comments if my phone is the reason
Glad you enjoyed the guitars man!
TAKIIII
@@ZackGrooves Haha, fun video man, keep it up!
@@TakisKoroneos Charge more immediately, your’re underselling yourself man
@@solarflare4345 agreed
Taki taki ×⁴ RUMMMMMMMMBA
The 2nd vocalist is gonna become the internet’s new Big Man Tyrone.
I gotta say, he killed it
he's the nigerian buffcorrell
Eherm.....
OMG YES 😭😭 IM SO HAPPY I GET THIS REFERENCE
i said man's not hot
-Big Shaq
Yeah, 2nd bassist is definitely selling himself short. Poor dude fuckin killed it!
for real, im in awe
2nd bassist selling himself short, 2nd guitarist selling himself too high lol
Ye definitely, 3rd bassist was great too, he just didn't shine as bright next to the 2nd.
@@m4eu Nah. 5 Bucks is pretty much what that is worth. You cannot pay that amount and expect to get a professional level musician for it. The fact that on this page many intermediate to high level musicians do sell themselves short does not change that. I mean, if I took a random kid to play a bit of guitar for me I’d give him more than 5$ for it.
@@TheVoitel Oh boy, i have met several "professional" bass players that suck ass compared to that second dude.
Ooooh man.. I started laughing immediately when I heard the acoustic guitar.
Zack’s reaction to it cracked me up (he didn’t even comment on the track)🤣🤣🤣
Same!
@@StudioNicktendo 😅😅😅
Ikr it just kept getting closer and closer to his face
@@meganphillips2084 it was so funny
I felt bad because I feel like it was a beginner trying to make a quick buck, but oh good I could not keep a straight face
I'm 35 and still in high school so that really spoke to me. I am a teacher though
😂😂😂
I hope you at least get along better with your step dad.
I feel for you
They had us in the first half ngl
They had us in the first half ngl
He hates high school yet wants to be in college chillin, complex lyrical themes ✊
He is bipolar
It's all about yuxtaposition and recontextualization. You need to have quite a high IQ to understand complex lyrical devices like this, otherwise, they will go way over your head
@@MrJimShorts Not to mention, there seems to be underlying problems with him and his stepdad. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was more to the story than meets the eye.
this got deep wtf
If he gets to college, he's in for a rude shock. It's actually quite difficult
I'm legit crying from laughter right now. my stomach hurts man.
First reply
How did you get your check mark?
Is there a trick?
Bwhahahajajaaja
Love your videos man!!!
*Something slightly inconvenient happens*
Zack: you need to grow up
But what if I’m a Toys R Us Kid, tho?
You gotta be in college chillin', man.
Finish it up with a $5 mix engineer. Could really take it to that next level.
I'd do it for kicks!
On gawd
YASSS! That’s what the song is lacking the most
I cant hear the riff now without also hearing "now I'm in high schooooool"
I WANNA BE IN COLLEGE CHILLINNNNN
Second guitarist was avant-garde af, he would've been perfect with our 35yo virgin. Missed opportunity.
That 'i wanna be in college chillin' line is kinda tuff though 😂
Fr tho😂 bars
It’s funny cause it’s ironic 😂
Guitar player two has literally never heard the word metronome in his life
"Playing on time? Screw that, I am my own time."
He never heard of listening either.
@@Opuskrokus
After all, how could he hear of listening if he doesn't listen?
@@boblobgobstopper13214 he likes to differentiate his time signatures mid song haha
He’s “ahead of his time”
I think the second guitarist is basically what everyone is expecting to get for $5 lmao
After seeing what that second bass player did for 5 bucks, I'm questioning why I even record the bass for my home demos myself. Damn. It's humbling to see that stuff.
For real though...
Its honestly inspiring me to step up my bass game
it might make you feel better... that bassist sells himself for $5, if you can sell yourself for $7 you are worth more and therefor are a better bassist than he is.
a musician is only worth what they can make, and that bassist is only worth a 5 spot, a pathetic pittance anyone should be ashamed to have actually tried for.
Brudda over here worth 0 knockin on a fella worth 5
should've hired a $5 mastering engineer 😂
Yesssss
🤣😂😅😂🤣🤪
omg
They would just make everything louder...
Master Limiter to the goooooooo -5 and its done
This channel helped me grow up as a person
ahahahahahaha true
Learned some new drum fills from this tbh
Ok
I loved how Zack was super respectful of the tracks that weren't up to standard
True. He didn't criticize them, he just looked for the good in it like a real lover of music. That's what's up
It makes him great, as he is.
+1
I mean, it’s $5 how mad can you be?
The funk bassist is the bassist and one of the ministers for my church! Sheeesh!
Show him the video ASAP
Tell him to increase his prices he is way too funky to be charging just 5!
@@bunkbeds4920 he is rewarded by god hahaha
@@bunkbeds4920 hes a minister, he dont need the money
@@weamxplays9228 You have a really wrong understanding of how that works. Most churches can't afford that even if they would do that.
I love how each artist respected the break in the track instead of doing a small solo
the second guitarist is probally like 11 who knows 3 chords and is just trying to make some money
@@lee-bm9vh yeah lol
I wonder if he plays 'along the watchtower' over every song he gets hired for.
@@hickorystrength8108 it would appear so
@@hickorystrength8108 I knew it sounded familiar -_-
respect the hustle
Bro he killed that💯 “I wanna be in college chillin”🤣 I was not expecting that, that was a bar lol
Me too
I never Laughed so much because of music
Me neither 😂
Jacob collier is going to find this and somehow reharm with all the rejected tracks
Collier is a corporate hack. Les claypool is real talent
@@saltyzu8412 hahaha don't be a troll. Go to Jacob Collier's youtube channel, order his videos by date from oldest to newest and watch from the beginning. If you're honest with yourself you'll eat your words ;)
Also... wtf does Jacob Collier have to do with Les Claypool? 🤣🤣🤣
@@saltyzu8412 youre just being a troll right?
@@stenduginski2306 😂
@@saltyzu8412 lmfao
"Yet again I'm in high school" nails a very specific moment of dread I feel now and then as life goes on lmao
I want to see the acoustic guitar player playing with the second singer!😂
Collecting signatures for Zack's next!!!
The jimi hendrix experience 2
Please
He's been telling to grow up so many times I'm now a 35 year old virgin in highschool.
underrated comment
@@OrphanPipe thank you 😌
Lmao
Kinky
“no no no No .. NO ...” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭
My favorite 😂
@@ZackGrooves "SUCK ?? ???? ??????" hahaha
@@jantrafas was that ‘suck to the end’??
I liked how he rhythmically fitted those lyrics in...that’s my positive comment for the performance lol
There wasn't much room left for vocals after that guitar..
🔊“I WANNA BE IN COLLEGE CHILLIN” 🔊
*has 200k subscribers*
"I'm kinda considered a RUclipsr now"
Shits so inflated ngl, honestly yea kinda agree unironically with the joke. anything around 100k is still a side hustle.
God damn it i thought I was original. But I'm 13 hours late.
what the fuck last time I checked he had like 50K
@@doofs a side hustle still qualifies to me.
@@ireadysucks3026 I would say... good content :)
I want the high school song to be expanded. That song could blow up to become the next Smells Like Teen Spirit.
The second vocalist was the best thing to ever happen in this channel , I SWEAR THIS GOT ME LAUGHTER FOR AN HOUR 😂😂😂
12:28 I'd file this under the genre "Accidental Opeth"
How fucking dare you
hahaha spot on!
@@solarflare4345 Ha
Lmaoooo the second guitarist just playing over everything got me good
"Pinny Skenis" will be stuck in my head forever 🤣
If that’s the case, don’t forget your mouth guard
I'm really glad I'm not the only one who came here to say this.
I didn't catch that in the video but your comment made me laugh for a few minutes.
who was the highschool guy, i wanna to make beats for him LOL
Sure, without him this would have been a great video. HOWEVER! He single-handedly made this upload legendary.
He can be the next 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 guy
@@OrphanPipe you had me in the first half not gonna lie
Second guitarist wanted you to play his song
I play guitar on stage in a band, I even write "decent" songs on guitar but to be honest if I were to submit a guitar track for something like this is would probably be about on par with that acoustic guitarist.
If we’re being totally honest, that’s a lot of us in the comments! lmao. Makes it that much clearer how excellent the good musicians in this video actually are
Bro
Its 2 weeks later and I everytime I go to take a shower, this shit starts playing in my head:
"YET. AGAIN. I'M IN HIGH SCHOOOOLLLL"
I WANNA BE IN COLLEGE CHILLINNNNN
@@ZackGrooves NOOOOOOO. THE MELODY IS SO HAUNTING AHHHHH!!!
PS - Brah...do you listen to Owane or Jakub Zytecki? If you've never heard of them....gaht dangit Bobby i tell you hwat shit is too groovy and your playstyle is similar in a lot of regards.
@@ZackGrooves its still in my head that i had to rewatch the video and wanna make a cover lmfao
This is the best FIVERR video i have seen.... Hands Down
Yeah, most other people pay $60+ for their stuff so it's all pretty decent
I wish the 3rd vocalist did another take. I feel like if she cleaned up the first section, her vocal track would have been pretty solid.
yup
Yeah that has the makings of a really solid part if it was a perfect take and recorded / effected properly
“Where are you” - I miss you, by Oasis
tbh imo, recording vocals is the most challenging part of song production. even awesome professional singers get work done in the studio; engineered eq's, effects, back up tracks, harmony tracks, back up harmony tracks, pitch fixing. etc.
Did the second guitarist even listen to the track? He was just in his own world. The slow zoom in said it all! Lol
I feel like it was the type of groove that didn't need vocals. It's a bop tho. Maybe it could have used a keyboard part.
I was thinking this the whole time. I mean, we got some entertainment out of it, but I definitely would have gone for a keyboardist or a horn blower.
Yasss some groovy organ or something...
Should of mixed the second guitarist and second vocalist for us 😂
17:01 THAT IS THE BEST HOOK EVER
This dude has talent for rhythm.
It fit the best too.
with a bit of tweaking he wins, I'm dead serious.
he was like “stick around for 6 seconds and i’ll give you a surprise” and i counted to six and got an ad. 😂😂
That second singer got paid to sing.... what am I doing with my life. *signs up for FIVERR*
We need "I want to be in college chilln" merch
Leemarc’s bass was so cool to listen to. 🔥🔥🔥
I want to see the 1 bass +the 2 guitar +the 2singer all together
I'm gonna be honest, when that acoustic guitar came in, I couldn't contain my laughter.
I laughed so hard at the acoustic guitar!!! That look on your face was like " ok, when's it going to happen!!!"... And kept waiting. Lol
The 2nd guitarist is now a paid Guitar Center guitarist, thanks Zack.
The accuracy is painful.
Honestly, the 2nd singer was my favorite, unironically. Sure, he wasn't really singing in tune, and the lyrics were silly, but his singing actually felt connected to what the instruments were doing. It sounded most "complete" and had the clearest structure. The other singing parts felt a bit like unfinished ideas. With a slightly better performance, the 2nd singing part would work really well (with those lyrics, it can't be too perfect, though).
The problem with the other singing parts was that they didn't feel prominent enough to be the main part of the song, and I was focusing a lot more on the instruments. The 2nd singer on the other hand made the his part sound like the "main focus" of the song.
Honestly I agree! It reminded me of Can! Sounded a bit like early Can with Malcolm Mooney before they got Damo.
Facts
Reads: 35 year old virgin, stuck in highschooool
Thinks: Clearly this guy hates his stepdad who is holding him back.
Creates: A GOSH DARN BOP
Man I literally cried when that second guitarist came in😂😭
damn that acoustic one was sick, never thought that a mix of jazz and prog rock could work so god damn well
Lol
This is the best Fiverr video I’ve seen. I knew the vocals were probably gonna suck or be mediocre, but the bassist and guitarist killed it. Especially that bassist. That guy could charge a lot more than what he’s asking.
Great job, guys!
Imagine Anthony Keidis on the second singer's lyrics, though. "I wanna be in college chillin" is a great line.
True men dont kill coyotes
this turned into a massive rhcp type jam. i fuckin love it
Leemarc is next level dope on this.
He gets funky with just hammer strokes.
No slaps or pops necessary.
A true fusion player.
Holy shit that second guitar literally had me laughing the entire time with the slow zoom and the intense confused stare lmaoo
Your expression listening to the acoustic guitar was priceless! .. maybe he’s a free form harmolodic player just having a bad day.
I started watching your channel about a year ago, since then I have aged 43 years. Your videos have really helped me GROW UP
11:50, the more you kept quiet, the more I was laughing. 😂
“..........................................”
**camera slowly getting closer**
“.................................................... FUU-“ *bee*-
-“NEXT we got my boi Taki!”
I can’t get over that second bass track, that stuff was groovy
Both comedic and enlightening at the same time, lol. I did not know until now that you could perform "decent" music production on fiverr. Gonna try this.
Before finding this channel I was a lad of eleven years, now I am a fully grown, 42 year old man.
That's because you finally grew up!!! ;-)
It actually sounded the best with just drums and bass ngl
Wrong the second guitarist with the drums and bass😍
@@noahkabeya8803 😂
That second guitar player made it feel like the longest one minute ever
That slow zoom during the acoustic guitars was the funniest thing I've seen all year
I love how every time you hear your own song play, you start grooving to it like you've never even heard it before. Musical integrity.
Others: struggling to write 1000 word essay
Zack: lemme tell you stranger that i want a nice baseline from..
I'm writing a 2000 word essay as we speak
The second guitarist and second singer should write a song together. Lol
The entire middle of this video is gold I laughed so much
That third singer just brought it all together. She killed it!!
Second guitarist is doing some though-provoking bitonal stuff. Truly subversive and up there with some of the great concert composers.
Also, mark is under-priced
Ayyyy drum youtubers unite
Hello there
This is the perfect blend of humour and a great drum video, how does this man not have a million subscribers
Good pfp
Me: nah that wasn't it
Zack: *does very specific skankface*
Me: yep that's the one
The upright bass is the one I felt just grooved the best and left room open.
The second singer had me on the floor laughing. That was the real 5 dollar rabbit hole right there.
"... balls of the band" LOL so sad but so true 😂
Bro, his face during the second guitar was hilarious!
The virgin guy actually nailed it
This is the future of music. Everybody better start getting used to it.
When the second lyricist said “mmmmmm” i felt that.