Youtube Poop - Zelda: The Cowardly King

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @karoomay
    @karoomay 6 лет назад +855

    10 years later and the King having a panic attack still never gets old.

    • @Nutt11g
      @Nutt11g 6 лет назад +37

      How is this a decade old? What have we been doing? How old are we now?

    • @HawkBreland
      @HawkBreland 5 лет назад +28

      Link is still a dick

    • @vintprox
      @vintprox 5 лет назад +54

      - I'm going to DIE
      - shit shit shit
      😂 Never ages

    • @griz_bee
      @griz_bee 5 лет назад +2

      True that my friend

    • @TheWither129
      @TheWither129 5 лет назад +4

      This video is legit older than Minecraft XD

  • @TheAndrewj96
    @TheAndrewj96 12 лет назад +553

    I just love how at first the King doesn't even consider the possibility of something happening to him. Then Zelda brings it up, and he instantly panics, certain that he's going to die.

    • @oi_bruv
      @oi_bruv Год назад +11

      Help me!

    • @oi_bruv
      @oi_bruv Год назад +11

      Save me!

    • @oi_bruv
      @oi_bruv Год назад +11

      Protect me!

    • @triv4555
      @triv4555 Год назад +6

      OAHOAHOAHOAHOAH
      Zelda: “You’ve got to be kidding...”

    • @kursatemekse9737
      @kursatemekse9737 Год назад +6

      @@triv4555the triforce of wisdom promises the king-

  • @Aristocles22
    @Aristocles22 10 лет назад +452

    Help me! Save me! Protect me! lol

    • @MrCrossa
      @MrCrossa 8 лет назад +48

      The triforce of wisdom promises the king will safely ret- *NO!*

    • @misterbubbles6389
      @misterbubbles6389 8 лет назад +27

      Yeaah! That old king's no match for Ganon!

    • @timothymckane6362
      @timothymckane6362 8 лет назад +5

      Enough! Links aids Duke Onkled in the mornin.

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 5 лет назад +38

      @@MrCrossa "I'm going to die in Gamelon. Shit! Shit! Shit!"

    • @Austin_the_Dalmatian06
      @Austin_the_Dalmatian06 4 года назад +4

      You've got to be kidding. 😓

  • @Takeshi357
    @Takeshi357 11 лет назад +560

    The King's plan to aid Duke Onkled was clearly not very well thought out.

    • @oi_bruv
      @oi_bruv 5 месяцев назад +4

      The Triforce of Wisdom promises the King will safely ret

    • @Takeshi357
      @Takeshi357 4 месяца назад +3

      @@oi_bruv NOOO! I will DIE in Gamelon!
      Shit! _Shit!_ *Shit!*

  • @neitsuke
    @neitsuke 16 лет назад +269

    The "the" for "king is no match for the Ganon" make me laugh

    • @willow5945
      @willow5945 2 года назад +44

      That old the King is no match for the Ganon!

    • @zsascsforever4155
      @zsascsforever4155 11 дней назад

      Maybe link is a vortingaut???

  • @teracyasu897
    @teracyasu897 4 года назад +177

    "Link is a dick"
    Even though it was King Harkinian sending him away to die in a foreign land because of his own cowardice

    • @MrDekgear
      @MrDekgear 2 года назад +29

      Yeah but Link made fun of his panic attack, that's definitely not cool!

    • @zingtea
      @zingtea 2 года назад +8

      @@MrDekgear That's NO good.

  • @TaijituTaikyokuzu
    @TaijituTaikyokuzu 13 лет назад +77

    "Link is a d!ck"
    Coming from the guy who just sent a kid to a land that an all knowing pyramid gaurenteed he'd survive.

  • @SwishFilmsinc
    @SwishFilmsinc  16 лет назад +89

    Thanks, I'm glad you like them. Aside from my lack of skill in editing video, I don't use effects because they're rarely funny. I prefer straightforward peurile humour.

    • @Porygonal64
      @Porygonal64 5 лет назад +29

      this is how all youtube poops should be

    • @Woter_X
      @Woter_X 5 лет назад +4

      Yesssssss

    • @oi_bruv
      @oi_bruv 4 года назад +9

      And boy did it pay off

    • @LUISDooMER
      @LUISDooMER 4 года назад +7

      I agree. The ones which look like crappy flash animations are the least funny. The classic ones with clever voice editing editing and few/no effects are the best.
      I also have to say, this is my favorite Zelda CD-I YTP ever XD

  • @Zastralord
    @Zastralord 3 года назад +61

    I love the detail of the king cutting off Impa to insist that he'll die

  • @Echidnai
    @Echidnai 5 лет назад +121

    Finally! A YTP about the King that doesn't mention dinner.

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 4 года назад +37

      Dinner dinner dinner munch munch munch this piece is what all true warriors strive for

  • @Christopher0184
    @Christopher0184 Год назад +35

    15 year later and this is still great.

    • @NicoleHam
      @NicoleHam 11 месяцев назад +9

      I quote this one daily
      'OH! SHIT- IM GOING TO DIE'
      'HELP ME! 🥺SAVE ME! 🥺PROTECT ME 🥺'

  • @antster1983
    @antster1983 10 лет назад +65

    "OAH! Shit! I'm going to *DIE*! Help me! Save me! Protect me! OAH! OAH! OAH! OAH!..."

  • @RushFreak
    @RushFreak 11 лет назад +210

    Dug this out of the depths of my favourites list, split my sides everytime. THIS is how you do voice-splicing.

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld 5 лет назад +163

    This is as classic as they come.

  • @Idkwhoiam1400
    @Idkwhoiam1400 2 года назад +62

    14 years later, and this has aged beautifully.

  • @nintendogurkan9055
    @nintendogurkan9055 5 лет назад +43

    That happy guitar playing in the background just makes it funnier

  • @sexy350Zowner
    @sexy350Zowner 11 лет назад +76

    -Triforce of wisdom promises the king will safely ret..
    -NOOOO!! I'm going to die in Gamelon. Shit shit shit OAH OAH OAH OAH

  • @phil_k_96
    @phil_k_96 8 лет назад +93

    This could really be an alternate beginning to Link's on Strike

  • @NaqimProductions
    @NaqimProductions 2 года назад +79

    Nothing better than watching classic YTPs at 5 in the morning

  • @chairmanwario
    @chairmanwario 10 лет назад +73

    Sentence mixing majesty.

  • @Josue31627
    @Josue31627 11 лет назад +217

    That old King is no match for the Ganon

    • @Jamesharveycomics
      @Jamesharveycomics 4 года назад +53

      That old The King

    • @neoroman0510
      @neoroman0510 4 года назад +11

      If Link had been a little more respectful of the old King, he probably wouldn't have been sent to do the King's dirty work. Just sayin'...

  • @MisterAutist
    @MisterAutist 10 месяцев назад +7

    This has aged waaaay better than most other YTPs from 2008.

  • @Delcattess
    @Delcattess 16 лет назад +24

    "That old the King is no match for the Ganon!" is probably my favorite line, secondary to "NO".

  • @The_D_ray
    @The_D_ray 6 лет назад +51

    Friend: Hey dude, i have something really stupid to make you see
    Me: 0:32

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 4 года назад +3

      it’s 3 am why am I laughing so hard at this lmao

  • @VH5150VH
    @VH5150VH 15 лет назад +31

    "Yeah, that old the King is no match for the Ganon!"
    "Hum, send Link!"
    "HA?!"

  • @SpunkyDunk
    @SpunkyDunk 9 месяцев назад +3

    I’ll always love the King’s “panic attacks” as just being “OAHAH!” on loop.

  • @daimonbreitmaier1176
    @daimonbreitmaier1176 7 месяцев назад +8

    Don’t mind me, I just came back here to relive my childhood.

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st1989 10 лет назад +29

    oh my god i fucking lose it when he starts going "OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT"

  • @whodatninja439
    @whodatninja439 6 лет назад +17

    "That old the king is no match for the ganon!" LMAOOOOO

  • @Vendetta162X
    @Vendetta162X 14 лет назад +23

    I just love how the king goes into a panic breakdown XD

  • @Gesh86
    @Gesh86 15 лет назад +9

    Awesome poop, one of your best. Short, but really clever. Best moment is:
    "The Triforce of Wisdow promises that the King will safely..." "NOO! I'm going to die in Gamelon"

  • @materiagrezza9331
    @materiagrezza9331 2 года назад +14

    Peak RUclips history.

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade 16 лет назад +63

    hmmm...send link!

    • @mykelp
      @mykelp 4 года назад

      yo

    • @Insanityltself
      @Insanityltself 4 года назад +2

      oh wow, how random finding you in this section even tho its 11 years old.

    • @HereForTheComments
      @HereForTheComments 4 года назад +3

      To think to imagine, there was a time before Lazy Masquerade was a RUclips horror narrator of note. Before he was a "RUclipsr." But on January 13th, 2009, he was only a man. Simpler, humbler times. For all of us.

    • @thatsexyganon5648
      @thatsexyganon5648 4 года назад +1

      Good lord, Lazy before he became a legend!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade 4 года назад +4

      My RUclips Poop days - I remember them well... How times have changed.

  • @chunkachoc
    @chunkachoc 11 лет назад +121

    Help me
    Save me
    Protect me
    wah wah wah wah

  • @Toed730
    @Toed730 3 года назад +15

    This is what happens when you forget the Triforce of Courage.

  • @willfreedo
    @willfreedo 16 лет назад +8

    "That old The King is no match for The Ganon"
    I love how he says it with unnecesary articles XD

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 2 года назад +7

    This one might be one of the best Zelda CD-i poops out there.

    • @NicoleHam
      @NicoleHam 11 месяцев назад

      "enough. SEND LINK."
      link: "... Huh??😰"
      Link was talking that good shit a sec ago 😂

  • @Madway
    @Madway 10 лет назад +35

    Even funnier the second time!

    • @AmishParadise27
      @AmishParadise27 9 лет назад +23

      Even funnier the sixty-eighth time (honestly I have no clue how many times I watched this YTP. SwishFilmsInc is a genus though)
      "Link is a dick"

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 2 года назад +3

    Keeping the 'every five years I comment' tradition alive, this is STILL funny!

  • @alexcerny5881
    @alexcerny5881 Год назад +8

    The king has common sense for once

  • @RandomEntityDudeguy968
    @RandomEntityDudeguy968 9 лет назад +19

    0:16 "But the triforce of wisdom says the king will safety return to..."
    King: "NO! I am going to die." XD so defiant of fate. XX LOL
    0:37 and when link gets sent, he's like "fuck." Lmao. Very good YTP.

  • @NicoleHam
    @NicoleHam 4 года назад +7

    I genuinely go back to your vids ALL the time. the sentence mixing is impeccable

  • @Greenday678912345
    @Greenday678912345 14 лет назад +8

    "But father, what if something happens to you?!"
    "OAH shit, I'm going to DAII!"
    xDDDDDDDD rofl

  • @Mikey-ym6ok
    @Mikey-ym6ok 4 года назад +6

    The king having an anxiety attack lmfao

  • @PepperPlay5
    @PepperPlay5 6 лет назад +26

    the English subtitles are surprisingly accurate

  • @snarkmarc
    @snarkmarc 6 месяцев назад +2

    You and Quibby Jibby were the masters of Poop.

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 9 лет назад +8

    I watched this years ago, and it still makes me laugh today.

  • @antster1983
    @antster1983 10 лет назад +33

    0:10 Subliminal Link!

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 4 года назад +7

    0:21. "NO! I'm going to die in Gamelon! Shit! Shit! Shit!"

    • @Austin_the_Dalmatian06
      @Austin_the_Dalmatian06 4 года назад +2

      "Yeah! That old The King is no match for the Ganon."

    • @MrThischarmingman2
      @MrThischarmingman2 3 года назад +3

      "Hmm... Send Link."

    • @NicoleHam
      @NicoleHam 11 месяцев назад

      "... HUh??! 😢'

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 11 месяцев назад

      @@NicoleHam
      “Enough! Link aids Duke Onkled in the morning!”
      “Fuck!”

  • @Epic7xx
    @Epic7xx 9 лет назад +10

    "That old The King, is nothing for The Ganon."

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 6 месяцев назад +5

    Halfway 2024, still checking it out. XD

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 Год назад +6

    Halfway 2023 and am here again.

    • @NicoleHam
      @NicoleHam 11 месяцев назад +1

      The way he cuts off Impa is still fuckin hilarious to me
      " the triforce of wisdom says the king will safely-- "
      *"---ŇÕ!"*

  • @georgesulyvahn251
    @georgesulyvahn251 4 года назад +12

    I'm so happy this is still up after all these years, a fucking classic from a more simple time.

  • @sweetwheatsy
    @sweetwheatsy 4 года назад +6

    absolute classic

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 5 лет назад +9

    2019 is half way over, and I'm still watching. XD

  • @Yuti640
    @Yuti640 9 месяцев назад +3

    so the triforce of wisdom is wrong, how dare you lie, Impa

    • @Zolega89
      @Zolega89 9 месяцев назад +2

      Also, even in 2024, Link is still a dick!

  • @DjKlzonez
    @DjKlzonez 9 лет назад +13

    this is art

  • @dyladventurer6045
    @dyladventurer6045 6 месяцев назад +3

    0:09 made me laugh the most and the hardest.

  • @RickWhitechest
    @RickWhitechest 16 лет назад +4

    "Oh, shit! I'm going to die. Save me! Protect me!" Instant win.

  • @Adam_from_Soulburnt
    @Adam_from_Soulburnt 5 лет назад +8

    Not gonna lie, some of these RUclips poops have aged surprisingly well.

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 2 года назад +1

    Halfway through 2022, and I’m still entertained.

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 16 лет назад +10

    and the moral of the story is-
    Never get smart with a King. Especially when he's a wuss.

  • @GioTheVax
    @GioTheVax 5 лет назад +1

    Hello again, my old love, the very first YTP I ever watched multiple times.

  • @lostjack157
    @lostjack157 8 лет назад +19

    Me when returning to Dark Souls.

  • @meanbeanjean4863
    @meanbeanjean4863 3 года назад +2

    2008-2012 The best Era of YTP

  • @MySegaSaturn
    @MySegaSaturn 16 лет назад +3

    I seriously almost suffocated watching this video because I was laughing so hard.
    I'd give this video more than five stars if I could.

  • @Kastanja92
    @Kastanja92 15 лет назад +2

    Link is a proud member of Official Ganon Fanclub

  • @JordyBoothy
    @JordyBoothy 6 месяцев назад +3

    peak comedy

  • @DrFunkyTetris
    @DrFunkyTetris 16 лет назад +1

    It's good to see that there are still some original CD-i YTP's left.

  • @Korvid_
    @Korvid_ 16 лет назад +3

    Help me.
    Save me.
    Protect me.

  • @Rionel_Lichie
    @Rionel_Lichie 15 лет назад +1

    00:8 I laughed my head off
    "oh shit, I'm going to DIE!" XD

  • @hiderikanzaki3129
    @hiderikanzaki3129 3 года назад +5

    Oah shit, i'm going to die 🤣

  • @NodakJo2010
    @NodakJo2010 13 лет назад

    This is got to be the best well put together youtube poop I have ever seen. Great Job!

  • @vivaldireal1741
    @vivaldireal1741 4 года назад +2

    Starring... The King! The cowardly King!

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 Год назад +1

    0:16. “You’ve got to be kidding”

  • @giraffeman326
    @giraffeman326 2 года назад +14

    We were so primitive back then

  • @Firazoid
    @Firazoid 16 лет назад

    That is some of the best sentence mixing I have ever seen in a YTP.
    Kudos to you. 5/5

  • @DaveTheUseless
    @DaveTheUseless 8 лет назад +3

    I still adore this video

  • @Maxbotnick
    @Maxbotnick 2 года назад +1

    I can just picture the King running around screaming during his panic attack

    • @Zolega89
      @Zolega89 2 года назад

      Imagine it in SFM

    • @Maxbotnick
      @Maxbotnick 2 года назад

      That would be hilarious

  • @OryAlle
    @OryAlle 14 лет назад +10

    OAH, OAH, OAH, OAH

  • @cheesebatto
    @cheesebatto 5 лет назад +1

    i've been getting so many classic poops in my recommended lately. nice.

  • @AstralStriderZ
    @AstralStriderZ 6 лет назад +5

    0:06 BUTTFATHER

  • @1947Desoto
    @1947Desoto 16 лет назад +1

    "Help me! Save Me! Protect Me! UAH UAH UAH! SHIT SHIT SHIT!" 100/5 stars! As IAmTheGang once said, "I can't believe I never heard that one before!". Best YTP short I've ever seen!

  • @ricardasambrazaitis3969
    @ricardasambrazaitis3969 10 лет назад +6

    wait a sec...THE KING SAID AID HIM! HE IS GOING TO AID HES OWN TERROTORY!!!!!!

  • @wwld9823
    @wwld9823 12 дней назад +1

    I use the king's "OAH" sound as a tf2 hitsound, its the greatest thing ever especially when you play pyro

  • @Aristocles22
    @Aristocles22 11 лет назад +4

    81 people are afraid of the Ganon

  • @Argus225
    @Argus225 16 лет назад

    you're a fucking genius. I favorited every single one of your poops so far, and I'm obviously subscribed.
    I love how you're just being creative with plot and dialogue and don't use all those messy effects.

  • @xshadionytpx7891
    @xshadionytpx7891 4 года назад +3

    lol that old the king is no match for the ganon WTF

  • @Dekuinthelake
    @Dekuinthelake 14 лет назад

    Best RUclips Poop I've seen in a long time. Good work.

  • @meleemechanics
    @meleemechanics 10 лет назад +40

    SwishFilmsinc is it possible to donate to you somehow? I laughed more watching your videos than in all Hollywood movies I’ve ever watched together, so I’d like to give at least 20€ back to you. I love your videos.

  • @mattgieslerrocks
    @mattgieslerrocks 9 лет назад

    This is by far one of the funniest YTPs I have watched to date.

  • @Bratjuuc
    @Bratjuuc 11 лет назад +10

    Hilarious

  • @imabird2676
    @imabird2676 7 лет назад +2

    But father, what if something happens to you?
    oh! I'm going to die.

  • @c4ssinii
    @c4ssinii 6 лет назад +3

    Shit I'm going to die...

  • @Kikoman589
    @Kikoman589 3 месяца назад +1

    This is still great.

  • @kingharkinian6318
    @kingharkinian6318 12 лет назад +3

    Link, go to fucking Gamelon right now.

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Год назад +1

    0:05 oh what a good leader, the kind that leads his people in wartime by example
    0:10+ actual real-time reaction

  • @yharonthechaddragon7701
    @yharonthechaddragon7701 4 года назад +3

    Oh no he’s gonna die!

  • @mawbts530
    @mawbts530 16 лет назад +1

    the part where he says "that old the king is no match for the ganon" cracks me up

  • @lordadz1615
    @lordadz1615 7 лет назад +5

    OAH!