@@nosoyporta Oh, made it seem like you hadn't, being that this is probably the easiest thing I've seen some one do, yet you said respect for not using cheats haha.
1:00 Guy: This area is restricted to pilots only! CJ: I warn you I don't give a fuck. Ah when CJ says the right thing to make it more appropriate for the situation.
cant believe that the makers of san andreas overlooked that little fail that u can still enter it without any disturbs xD but well it can easily happen for a big game like this
Are we gonna ignore the fact that this man is a complete legend at evading 4 stars for 4 minutes on a bike on the lowest health level and literally balanced a bike across a bridge?
@69massive troll69 Wait what? Dude, I corrected the "you" to *we* to point out that it's "All *we* had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!" since for some reason people keep saying "you" instead of *we*.
"SAY HI TO YOUR BROTHER FOR ME!" What if the barber is saying that about CJ's deceased brotyer Brian & is trying to rub it in cause he had no money for a cut????
@@ragheedbahnam8055 well you can actually use cheap Bluetooth controller for it my little brother have one without strap it's great and a little inconvenient because phone need to be placed on table now he didn't use it as it was inconvenient. Make sure you buy one that can hold your phone it's still dirt cheap....
I've been sitting in this chair Drinking coffee All night With the lights off These gorrilas are gonna come down here And they're gonna chop my head off It's riDICKulous
Indeed alternate universes, but it would have been nice to have at least one house there, or give it that little bridge once again. But yeah, as it is a different reality, you could/should expect things to be a little different now.
Ryan Cunningham Then why is OG Locs Star on the walk of fame in gta 5 and a CD of Madd Dogg in Franklins house? These characters should not exist if its a different universe
Ryder: "Give up the money! This a raid! Pizza man: "Ryder, not this again" Ryder: "It ain't me fool" Pizza man: " Who else is that small" 😂😂😂 That was straight up roast
Let me guess...you sort of inverted the song to avoid copyright strike?Also when that dude crashed his bike and u imidatly picked it up it looked like it was all planned lmao
Why didn’t you just bet at the pool table down the street from the Johnson House? you can bet 1000 right away and you don’t have to go through all that trouble. Very entertaining trouble I’ll admit.
I needed to increase my Gambling Skill to "Gambler" Level. That occurred at 4:24 .That way I could borrow $1,000 from the casino. After that I was able to get my debt to negative -$158. I could not have done that by playing pool.
He's Ricardo Diaz,there are some characters like Kenji and Misty from GTA 3 or Lance from GTA:VC. It's a really nice touch,Rockstar paying respect to their older games and putting them as an easter egg
To skip ahead:
6:02 - CJ goes into debt
10:41 - the mission begins
ZMOONCHILD live Hello. I respect your style and the best gameing in this theme. And I just asked to you Allright.
Thanks
ZMOONCHILD live thanks
Tiger WayC Not never man
Azap Bejey ?
Man CJ had so low health that if the barber had slipped he would've died.
HostileRaccoon hahahah hell yeah. He was close
Understimated comment
The barber is too good he cant fail
The barber is that good that if u r bald he can give u afro hair
HostileRaccoon good one
*tries to purchase $50 haircut*
-You don't have enough money to buy this item.
*tries to purchase $200 haircut*
I shall make him an offer he can't refuse.
it ain't no jokes
lol
@@jayantabaishya3213 r/woooosh
No damn respect for your elders.
Mood 😂😂
The NPC that crashed the bike CJ took, was a paid actor.
Im 9 lol he only payed 1$ for this XD
@@daveiskilla1584 who cares?
O O F
Literally..
He maintained perfect timing..
You wait for the dialogue to end before entering the mission? I see you're a man of culture as well
Okay, so that's how he got it to 20 minutes.
@@jayantabaishya3213 😂😂
Gets 50 dollars
*buys a moustache*
thats how gta works
That’s how mafia works
@@happyduck1424 Nope.
*That's how MAFIA works!!*
you're late
All gta games are missing that how do he get a mustashe if he dosent have one
$2 For A slice Of pizza
$200 For A haircut
Albert Einstein your point is?
That's good... MORE FOODS IS A WIN
The extra $198 is to get your hair cut, and not your neck.
I'll never go to barber 😂
Sounds realistic
Goes to Casino to lose money
*WINS*
SabNik 3001 fking died lmao hahaha
True.. 😂
That might be the stratigy, try to loose to win
*thug life*
1k Likes
*“I thought you were better than that”*
Wut No damn respect for your eldest!!
😂😂😂
Your profile pic is simple yet amazing
these two are paid actors that helped him
6:38
7:02
Looool true
$2 for a slice of pizza, fries, and a drink is a really good deal
If only real life would be like that...
Evan James Lee ikr XD
Here in our country u can buy a box of pizza for like less than 2 dollars
GTA:SA plays in 1992.
Evan James Lee welcome to almost 2k18
*cuts CJ's hair*
*ask CJ to pay*
No money?
*cuts back into CJ's default haircut*
Damn I luv gta san andreas logic xD
Haretz tj
Lol same here.
Haretz tj cuts hair. Grows a beard
A fool saying what will be if we make our money -150 then what will be. And showing ulta
Use scissors and a hair cutting machine, hair grows a lot
If it were real life he would of grown more hair back but CJ was to broke for even that.
6:38 Most perfect timing ever
The End that’s was I said man 😂😂
lucky af
WHAT I THOUGHT SNAKE KILLEDYOU WTF!?!?
6:41
ad
1:00
Security guard: this area is restricted to pilot only
CJ: I warn you I don’t give a Fock!
It's spelled fuck
wait... he just punched the guy and the gate opens, why havent i noticed this for 15 years
@Jae Steele *J O K E*
Then its open
Goes minus on balance
“Thank you sir, have a nice day” ...
Well... doesn't contradict real life
Lol
Casinos in a nutshell
Better that than saying "I thought you were better than that"
GTA SAN Andreas is so popular like I’m still getting this stuff recommended to me when it’s 2018 this definitely one of the best games I’ve played
stoizy i know right?? Crazy how the fame streak is still on
My childhood
And still new content coming
Buys hair cut
Reese: NO RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS!!!
Pablo Delgado ma
Pablo Delgado *Damn
Its cuz he didn't have money to pay
Yiizy ”cuz0
Pablo Delgado *GOES TO 200$ HAIRCUT*
oh no.... he's gone into the casino. We'll just wait outside then
Andy C huh
Lmao
thats how gta sa works
It's a *mafia* casino
If police attacked the casino, maybe they will be barred from entering.
All of this without cheating
Respect +
I got 100% in GTA SA, without using cheats once lmao.
@@graffitimaniac yeah me too, it's not that hard
@@nosoyporta Oh, made it seem like you hadn't, being that this is probably the easiest thing I've seen some one do, yet you said respect for not using cheats haha.
@@graffitimaniac well yeah, respect to everyone who did it without one single cheat, doesn't mean I didn't
@@nosoyporta You're insane you could follow the damn train
*Big Smoke is proud**
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS CUT YOUR DAMN HAIR, CJ!!
Suede Trombone hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@@Richardbottlik not that funny
Correction: All you had to do, was cut your damn hair, CJ.
You forgot the commas
The Gaming Phoenix aaaaaaa what ever???😂
@@subramonianiyer9010 fuck u
Press F to pay respects to your damn elders
The Gaming Viper, can’t contain the ass-whoppin’
Copying comments
GAMER BOI how?
You mean press F to pay some damn respect for your elders
Copy cat
1:00
Guy: This area is restricted to pilots only!
CJ: I warn you I don't give a fuck.
Ah when CJ says the right thing to make it more appropriate for the situation.
turner pike i died 😂😂😂😂
cant believe that the makers of san andreas overlooked that little fail that u can still enter it without any disturbs xD but well it can easily happen for a big game like this
turner pike
Yup!
That part is really well done.
Like a Boss!
*_I THOUGHT U WERE BETTER THAN THAT!_*
C'mon Alonso! Really?
-NO DAIM RESOECT FROM YOUR ELDLESS!
Say Hi to your brother for me
I saw the comment the time he said it in the vid and then I read a comment above you saying "NO DAMN RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS" when he said it wtf
IM DYING LMAOOOO
Ryder: Whatever you got five minutes,
CJ:, 1 hours later
-Finally receives 50bucks for a haircut
- gets a moustache
6:38 don't you love it when Elvis Presley comes just in time to save your life?
That was such a good timing
He was paid Actors!
And cut. Good job. Movie finished. Let's get it out to the general public
6:13 (cj went into a debt)
"Thank you sir,have a nice day"
Welcome to San Andreas Casino!
EDIT: SPOILERS & thank you for all the likes!!
Gives you just enough money to complete the mission... nice.
TheGoman21 fuckin'spoiler
And enough to buy the buster meal too
How dare you spoil me
I died when I heard “this area is for pilots only!”
Punches him
I warn you i don't give a fuck
Fathan Fajri , Lava Hound was quoting CJ's dialogue :3 He wasn't insulting anybody.
@@farwahbatool6247 oops, sorry guys... i didn't get it.. my bad. Sorry lava hound
Fathan Fajri 😊
@@farwahbatool6247 i was soo stupid, im very sorry... i didn't get the joke. thank you for telling me, now i can be careful what i comment
You hungry and don't have enough cash for meal...
*God gives you money*
Wins 3 times trying to lose money
*_I thought you were better than that!_*
I died laughing
Edit: from a simple passing comment to 900 plus likes. Thanks 😄
"tell big smoke he needs a cut"
Same 🤣🤣
*_N O R E S P E C T F O R Y O U R E L D E R S_*
Ancient Will™ also notice how CJ has infinite hair 🤔😂
Chris Latshaw ikr
Are we gonna ignore the fact that this man is a complete legend at evading 4 stars for 4 minutes on a bike on the lowest health level and literally balanced a bike across a bridge?
Some of us have done stuff like that and even more..long life to gta san andreas
0:22 when you are angry but your mom is in the home
Damn
Hahahahh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Polskkkkaaa?
7:31 "fun time is over kid"
"oh you're so dominating"
That sounded gay haha
6:42
The guy be like:
*Heres your getaway bike*
Yea for real. Lucky as hell
It’s like the 3D era of the dude on GTA O you call to deliver cars
It's Elvis Presley
Minus minus equal plus
--=+
2+2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quickmass
Thats how. Algebraic expressions work.
not available at this time is this a joke? I have seen it somewhere else too!
Szarko I
6:30 - 6:40 lucky guy
Atoms Inc.
Yup.
He also got a ball of steel with no weapons at all.
Atoms Inc. *gay
Merlingamerz TH
Carl is not gay, you
Yeppp
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GET A DAMM HAIRCUT CJ
All *we* had to do, was get a damn haircut, CJ!
@69massive troll69 Wait what? Dude, I corrected the "you" to *we* to point out that it's "All *we* had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!" since for some reason people keep saying "you" instead of *we*.
@69massive troll69 Lol sure...
This area is restricted
Punches
I warn you idgf 😂😂
My favorite part other than the Elvis impersonator crashing the bike right in front of C.J. lol
"SAY HI TO YOUR BROTHER FOR ME!"
What if the barber is saying that about CJ's deceased brotyer Brian & is trying to rub it in cause he had no money for a cut????
Why you racist to your own kind?
No homie luv? No hug?
Rafael Cruz that's my signature on my text
Rafael Cruz Ohhhh fo sho, fo sho my nigga my bad. Wus crackin wit ya
BUSTA, STRAIGHT BUSTA
Yeaa straight Busta Rhymes...
Ah yeah for show for show
Let him have the damn haircut
Simbiote Sangure Blanco really nigga
GTA Seba that choice of haircut style must have been wack as hell
Simbiote Sangure Blanco bruh
He picked the hair up off the floor and just put it back like legos
I can't even play video games without CJ tryina kill me
I thought you was better than that Noo dam respect for your elders 😭😂😂😂😂
Other players probably wont understand how good it feels to hear the mission complete music in gta sa.
When I was little I had this and vice city on my computer and it was fun until my computer broke
@@ragheedbahnam8055 one word "smartphone" thank me later
@@MaseraSteve2 true but controls are bad
@@ragheedbahnam8055 well you can actually use cheap Bluetooth controller for it my little brother have one without strap it's great and a little inconvenient because phone need to be placed on table now he didn't use it as it was inconvenient. Make sure you buy one that can hold your phone it's still dirt cheap....
@@ragheedbahnam8055 I tried one it somehow works just like ps2 one I did tried it on my phone no need to re map it just amazingly natural
3:13 the things people do to avoid copyright
6:39 "Hmm nice bike!"
I've been sitting in this chair
Drinking coffee
All night
With the lights off
These gorrilas are gonna come down here
And they're gonna chop my head off
It's riDICKulous
"No...My bike!"
why does this needs to be a 20 minute long video?
he showed everything so it doesnt look fake
Black Salami He just wanted to get ads in
Nerdy Koopa theres no ads in the video dumbass
Legit no damn respect for your elders
Legit Yes there is dumbass
6:00 - "No ticket boy"
:O what the
Daníel Gústavsson musıc ıs ıllımınatı
6:03i beat the meat
Negative money exists?
Yee
Debts
PartyCrasher04 if you have debts... and the mafia will kill you
No, they never succeded killing me..
Its called debt or credit cards..
"I thought you were better than that."
"No damn respect for your elders."
All you have to do is to give respect for YOUR damn elders CJ
First thing i did when i got gta v , i went straight to Grove Street ,
I hated that rock* didn't include anything from grove street into the game .
Aditya Verma they did the family's the ballas and more and cars
They're different universes so it isn't doable.
Indeed alternate universes, but it would have been nice to have at least one house there, or give it that little bridge once again. But yeah, as it is a different reality, you could/should expect things to be a little different now.
Ryan Cunningham Then why is OG Locs Star on the walk of fame in gta 5 and a CD of Madd Dogg in Franklins house? These characters should not exist if its a different universe
Every time I play gta I dress up in Gorve Street Families colors and roll up in a car just like it and pop them
1:00 Guard: This area is restricted to pilots only!
CJ: (Punch) I warn you I don’t give a fuck!
Every time he sits on the barber chair he gets 50$+ O_o
Trompetenproductions loses money
$52
@@jorisstankus1018 gains
@@DS.the1st he loses but he gains.. Shit
@@-awera no. He gains. It's not that hard
17:11 "Ryder! Not this again!" "It ain't me, fool!" Lol
Ikr 🤣🤣🤣👌👍👌👌👌
“No one else is that small. I feel sorry for your dad”
@@giraffeman326 Shit, you crazy. Let's get up outta here.
@@TheNerdyKoopa same old CJ. Busta. Straight busta.
18:11 M I S S I O N P A S S E D R E S P E C T +
I don't think the barber agreed... Because he thought he was better than that... And he had no respect for his elders...
SPOILERS!!!
How busta cj pay debt??
*lord have mercy on me*
Ryder: Busta
Kimochi k
Hair cut 50$
Pizza 2$
What!?.
Banyu Animation MURRICA
how much do you think a pizza can cost lmao
@@frenkykukaj 0$
no damn respect for ya elders
I thought you were better than that
😂😂😂😂
CJ: *consantly clicks to get a haircut*
Barber: I THOUGHT CHU WAS BETTA THAN THAT
CJ: ah fuck it then
Ryder: "Give up the money! This a raid!
Pizza man: "Ryder, not this again"
Ryder: "It ain't me fool"
Pizza man: " Who else is that small"
😂😂😂 That was straight up roast
From the same Studio From: Lamar Roasts Franklin.
PIZZA MAN ROASTS RYDER!
NIGGAH!
“We’ve got a clear shot on the suspect”
Bullets miss countless times.
Tell big smoke he needs a cut XD
But Big Smoke died lol
Zain K The line is actually “Tell Smoke he needs a cut.”
Dank Dank In the storyline before the last mission he's still alive
Suljo ツ Wait so does that barber actually keep saying those lines AFTER the mission where you get your first haircut?
Urli Alejandro Probablly yes because maybe he don't know that Smoke is dead
Security guard:This area is restricted for pilots only
Cj: I warning you i won't give a fuck
Nice reply Cj 😂😂
Let me guess...you sort of inverted the song to avoid copyright strike?Also when that dude crashed his bike and u imidatly picked it up it looked like it was all planned lmao
Logan Wolv yep
That is ingenuine as fuck.
Lrarn to splel
Syttu you can’t prove your claim.
Syttu you couldn’t.
RUclips
2017: Nah..
2018: Nah...
2019: Let's put this in everyone recommended ?
I thought you were better than that...
*No damn respect for ya elders*
*OK SO THE BARBER OLD REECE IS KIND ENOUGH TO PAY MY DEBTS LOL 😂*
I though you were better than that !
Me: XDDDDD
Alex Mapping HD shut the fuck up
MercenaryFox why ;-;
i am not a kid , i think i am bigger then you , even mentally
why does this comment have so many likes.
Mr. Miracle exactly
6:39 Wow that bike just like come for you
14:35 *tell big smoke he needs a cut*
:D
Despite the fact that he is bald
@@glitziin that barber can grow hair
14:32***
He's better than rogaine.
That's a reference to the meme that in gta barbers could grow hair .
“ you’re like my asshole always holding up Shit “😭😂 that gets me everytime
CJ's like 'Dormmamu, I've come to bargain...' 😂🤣🤣
6:13 I'm really surprised CJ didn't say "FUCK YOU AND YO CASINO!"
unnamed715 and their eyebrows
unnamed715 I
unnamed715 i wanted to say that this is woozie's casino but,its before the introduction of him so..
To save you some time: the player receives +$50 every time he speaks to the barber. Repeat until the debt is payed.
Considering buying this game. Older games honestly seem a-lot better then most modern day games..
Old Reese: "I thought you were better than that."
Me: Dead
I love your flying habit reminds me of how everyone used to complain about me but I got from point A to point B in style 98% of the time 😂😂😂
Why am I here?
I just clicked because why not.
Dodo Bird wow a Dodo
The only plane thats driveble in GTA 3
But I'm the driver if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dodo Bird get away from me
Get in the van, kids, I have san andreas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BAD TOUCH
BAD TOUCH
STRANGER DANGER!
Good old day's...no link to buy sharkcards
Dominique Zoeter Amen to that man.
12:26 - 12:40 that's it, you don't need to waste 20 minutes of your life
Abrobra TV it was worth it
16:14 How you feel when your dad force you to eat something you don't like.
That menu selection noise really brings me back
did anyone else crazy at it's health
no homie laa? no haa?
Lol 😂
No homie luh? No huh?
*oh foo shoo fo shoo ma negga ma bee*
Fun fact cj stands for Carl Johnson
Ohhh man.
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
no shit
spamula169 I didn’t know that my guy, thanks for telling me!
CJ stands for cookie Jar
"You're bust, sir.... Thank you sir, have a nice day" 🤣 💸💸💸💸
6:39 well that was lucky
6:29 luckyyyyyyyy
Erison Murollari 6:38 too
Rockstar games be like:
Now u have money in - buy money for $ 1,99
THIS PIZZA PARLOR’S NO PUSHOVER!
His haircut was 200 dollars I wouldt pay for that shxt either
I keep crying watching this the good old ps2 days
Why didn’t you just bet at the pool table down the street from the Johnson House? you can bet 1000 right away and you don’t have to go through all that trouble. Very entertaining trouble I’ll admit.
I needed to increase my Gambling Skill to "Gambler" Level. That occurred at 4:24 .That way I could borrow $1,000 from the casino.
After that I was able to get my debt to negative -$158. I could not have done that by playing pool.
Oh, does it just go to 0 betting on pool?
Yes, it cannot go into a negative amount by playing pool.
ZMOONCHILD live you’re not even the creator of the video)
ZMOONCHILD live It’s a joke, fool!
The idea of this video just makes me laugh so much lol, goes to a casino to lose money XDD
Do you even fucking pay attention to the fucking video, or are you fucking stupid? Stay off of RUclips.
Shitass.
@@lilblade461 who hurt you?
@@IronPal This same guy I see in every comments section keeps making fun of others over and over again.
@@IronPal Sorry for my profane language, but he's so annoying.
14:46
Old Resse: Come on CJ, take a seat!
*Sits on seat*
*gets $50*
I wish life was as simple as that
12:24 Your mom's used to choose your style xD
This is the game which cannot be replaced by any other it is our childhood's memory still loving in 2k19 anyone agree with me
Igree
12:03 I like how you let them finish their conversation before you move into the red zone..
"I thought you were better than that" lol
4:11 the king card that guy is in the loading screen images of GTA vice city
you have the eye of a hawk!
He's Ricardo Diaz,there are some characters like Kenji and Misty from GTA 3 or Lance from GTA:VC. It's a really nice touch,Rockstar paying respect to their older games and putting them as an easter egg
*ALL YOU HED TO DO WAS NOT LOSE THE MONEY CJ*
All you had to to do was to learn the damn grammar Sora
No damn respect for your elders