@@peaceloveloyalty5622 unfortunately thats how this guy gets his kicks, he purposely engineers a situation to get a reaction and then films the reaction. his cast is mostly if not always someone carrying out some sort of civic duty and who is going to be accountable so cant tell him to FO, most people on the street would see it for what it is and just let him crack on and not be bothered. but he always manages to escalate a situation.
@@pauloneill7939 I don't think you get what AB is doing? The point of the videos is we are all equal, this is our planet and we are free to do what we choose. Governments, armies, police etc.. are there to serve & protect the people (us) not to control us. We all have rights, nobody can tell us what we can and can't do, nobody is above us! And that's what AB is highlighting. If it weren't for people like AB we'd be living in a Stalinistic world.
You NEVER fail to make me laugh.. I was squinting trying to see if your face reflected off Kofies phone back, just as you said “do you know how many people are waiting to see my face, 80k people want to see my face” I was laughing so much. Thank you AB for yet another video of great quality 👍🏼🙏🏼❤️💯
7:20 can't help but imagine what this scene would look like to a random person walking by.. 2 people stood recording each other head to head through a fence 😂
Just a genuine point of interest. I have noticed it a lot. I shop very regularly in our local Waitrose, partly because I like it, partly because it is our only supermarket. All the security guards, one of whom I have got to know, and we regularly aknowledge one another, but at present can't talk freely because of covid regs, are black. This doesn't bother me, he is a nice man, but are there no native people to help do this job?
@@davidlacey-goodman4711 Have worked with many security guards. Some native English ones are great, some not so. It is seen by many as an undesirable job with a lot of hassle, long hours (overtime usually paid at single time rate) and often low paid.
@@davidlacey-goodman4711 You do know there are people of various race, colour and creed who are also "Native" the very definition of which is a person born in a specified place or associated with a place by birth, whether subsequently resident there or not....
I will never understand why people are so curious and concerned about people filming. They’re in public land, they’re exercising their rights, and that’s it. The guy has a job to do, and he should be doing that job without being worried about a camera.
I think it's a feeling of having their privacy invaded - I know, strange considering we live in CCTV central - and then a childish outburst when they can't bully you into doing what they want. Sucking up to the state probably factors in, which can be seen in his videos when random members of the public come and side against him even though they have no personal stake in the matter.
@@goodyeoman4534 CCTV videos don't usually appear on RUclips. Big difference to some random stranger videoing you then uploading for thousands of people to see.
Glad to see you’re active again AB, love how easy it is for you to get an entertaining video - Just walk near security guards or police with a camera and watch the entertainment unfold in front of your eyes 👀🤣
Whenever I have a bad day I come back to this video 🤣😂 And the “dog unit”, has fresh stickers/magnets on the car saying “dog unit”, which actually stick over the door panels, they look as though they get stuck on at the start of each shift. Quietest dog unit I’ve ever heard 💤
@@geofflogan1564 be even nicer if they didn't import anyone or if they absolutely had to, it would be the best of the best; scientists, engineers and the like.
You know you are perfect for the task, absolutely suited. Such a great pleasure to hear a gentleman deal with Mr and Mrs Stupid, whose children hopefully will not turn out to Carry and Damion
So what? Ive seen lots of security vans n cars with mag stickers not everyone can afford to wrap their vehicle when the shitty industry offers like 10 quid a hour
@@johnnosiennek7066 Haha .. No no across the pond here in Grottydam I think it's fine. And some of the states in the US with their world leading steps in production Go them!!
As an African I can say that the companies that employ them don’t train the foreigner workers correctly. These guys will do whatever they are told to keep a job and better their lives with the fear that if they don’t listen they’ll be shipped back home. It’s a really sad state of affairs as they really are trying to do their best. My heart breaks.
Strange suspicious security guard , securing a porta potty and empty car park , that thinks you need permission to film from a public place and then records you without permission.
Yes , me too. Spiders scare me but they are actually one of our best friends. They help keep the destructive insect population down. Please don't kill spiders.
Jag gillar din språk så Jag practice från mobile appen Rosetta stone, vad tror du? I speak 7 languages fluently and learning many European languages now normally I only try to learn the speaking side of things but I'm learning how to read and write Swedish and German Deutsch at the moment, I hope I didn't butchered it let me know what you think
@@TomSykesMedia that's why his boot is open when driving you use the air conditioning that car has 4 zone climate control it's a mitsubishi asx I've owned one
@@jt-bg6ey my comments gone? Bloody pisses me off. Yes there are some cowboys out there doing dog work. Our ex police dog unit car has air con directly into the cages but it doesn’t work🤷🏻♀️ so in this summer, this is how we’re parked ^^
@@georgiathorne9355 I have a ex police van transit mine never worked when I got it cost me 158£ to have the AC sorting out. Even no AC As long as the dogs have plenty of fresh air flow and water not a problem best if parking to shaded area if possible
AB, these dog units protect sites to stop a lot of travellers from gaining access to the site, and stop them camping their vans on it, they also stop them wrecking the site, if there is anything to steal etc.
@@BobMarley-nx6re I’d like to know why UK companies employ people in roles that involve communication who can barely speak English. He’s probably an illegal immigrant anyway.
Sounds like he is from Lagos, Nigeria I find them in my humble opinion to be God Frearing polite people.... Good to see you out and about AB stay safe 👌👍🙏 (God Bless Him)
@@elpistolero8202 Well this Pagan country once ruled two thirds of the world. No other empire was as far reaching or long lasting. For a small island we punched well above our weight. We went to war to END slavery. We gave back foreign territories when they wanted independence. Our list of inventions and great people is too long to name. We made the world a better place. What happened to half the places we left - corruption, war and poverty despite vast natural resources and manpower. Not bad for a bunch of pagans who defecate in back alleys. BTW, we also solved that problem by inventing sewers, you're welcome.
For a security guard he needs retraining because he has never heard of distraction techniques, while you are there chatting to him your mates are round the back of the yard taking whatever they want 😁 I'm just saying.
Uncle has made my day! He's hilarious 😂
Entertainment value 💯
“Think I’ll go and buy another camera”
Kofi Annan is hilarious man 😂
hes defo a top guy
Look how polite the security guy is. He even send thank you to AB.
It's like the end of the "you fucking fucking" video 😅 "ok have a nice day" 😅
@@Camberwell86 🤣🤣The funniest video EVER! I must of watched it 100 times.
@@Camberwell86 why provoke a working man
@@peaceloveloyalty5622 unfortunately thats how this guy gets his kicks, he purposely engineers a situation to get a reaction and then films the reaction.
his cast is mostly if not always someone carrying out some sort of civic duty and who is going to be accountable so cant tell him to FO, most people on the street would see it for what it is and just let him crack on and not be bothered.
but he always manages to escalate a situation.
@@pauloneill7939 I don't think you get what AB is doing? The point of the videos is we are all equal, this is our planet and we are free to do what we choose. Governments, armies, police etc.. are there to serve & protect the people (us) not to control us. We all have rights, nobody can tell us what we can and can't do, nobody is above us! And that's what AB is highlighting. If it weren't for people like AB we'd be living in a Stalinistic world.
You NEVER fail to make me laugh.. I was squinting trying to see if your face reflected off Kofies phone back, just as you said “do you know how many people are waiting to see my face, 80k people want to see my face” I was laughing so much.
Thank you AB for yet another video of great quality 👍🏼🙏🏼❤️💯
7:20 can't help but imagine what this scene would look like to a random person walking by.. 2 people stood recording each other head to head through a fence 😂
😂😂
He's funny, i like security guards like him. Kofee your great mate!
He's not coming across as a bad guy, but definitely being a bit childish. Wonderful interaction, made me smile 👌
Just a genuine point of interest. I have noticed it a lot. I shop very regularly in our local Waitrose, partly because I like it, partly because it is our only supermarket. All the security guards, one of whom I have got to know, and we regularly aknowledge one another, but at present can't talk freely because of covid regs, are black. This doesn't bother me, he is a nice man, but are there no native people to help do this job?
@@davidlacey-goodman4711 CAREFUL
@@davidlacey-goodman4711 Have worked with many security guards. Some native English ones are great, some not so. It is seen by many as an undesirable job with a lot of hassle, long hours (overtime usually paid at single time rate) and often low paid.
@@davidlacey-goodman4711 "native people" are you a racist or a brexit'er or both?
@@davidlacey-goodman4711 You do know there are people of various race, colour and creed who are also "Native" the very definition of which is a person born in a specified place or associated with a place by birth, whether subsequently resident there or not....
“If you read this sign it will tell you exactly what I’m doing”
“Please do not park close to the back door of this....”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He gets my vote for the funniest interaction you’ve had so far. 😂🤣
His name is Kofi. ☕️ But you’re not his cup of tea ☕️
@Waffen-SS Haha good one
😂😂
Ba-Dum-chaaaaa... 😉👊
@@januzagi4027 I bet your regressive and don’t laugh
I don’t know why I enjoyed that so much 🤣
Hi Vis jackets have a strange effect on people. What a weird world we live in.
Turns people into dickheads
@@robertwilson1773 A highly visible one lol
If you wear one you can tell people to do things and they will comply. I tried it out, it’s quite fun you have to admit
@@robertwilson1773 haha yes i noticed that, they suddenly become industrial and almost like they think they are an Authority lol
Animals do not like them at all! that tells you everything.
I will never understand why people are so curious and concerned about people filming. They’re in public land, they’re exercising their rights, and that’s it. The guy has a job to do, and he should be doing that job without being worried about a camera.
I think it's a feeling of having their privacy invaded - I know, strange considering we live in CCTV central - and then a childish outburst when they can't bully you into doing what they want. Sucking up to the state probably factors in, which can be seen in his videos when random members of the public come and side against him even though they have no personal stake in the matter.
Good Yeoman But there’s nothing they can do about it, so there’s no point fighting it because you’ll lose.
@@goodyeoman4534 CCTV videos don't usually appear on RUclips. Big difference to some random stranger videoing you then uploading for thousands of people to see.
@@divergencefilms The law says you can film in public.
@@leathleyg5995 You can film private land while standing on public land, in most scenarios.
Special Agent Coffee.
Last name Late.
Member of a top secret invisible K9 unit.
Black Coffee perhaps 😝
In America, they call him 'Special Agent Covfefe'
Can’t even spell
@@See-through-The-Veil it’s a dead joke overused. Are you a sheep because 45 like must I like too? Says a lot about you really
@@See-through-The-Veil laugh away sheep
At least that guy had some humour on him.
And manners
I donk think that was humour lol
@@arrynbeacon8077 I think it was at least partly humor
He is securing the bushes with a invisible dog 😂😂
Glad to see you’re active again AB, love how easy it is for you to get an entertaining video - Just walk near security guards or police with a camera and watch the entertainment unfold in front of your eyes 👀🤣
🤣🤣 " You can record the bushes cuz they don't talk !! " 🙈👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whenever I have a bad day I come back to this video 🤣😂
And the “dog unit”, has fresh stickers/magnets on the car saying “dog unit”, which actually stick over the door panels, they look as though they get stuck on at the start of each shift. Quietest dog unit I’ve ever heard 💤
This one made me laugh, great interaction 🤣🤣
"You can't try your camera on me!" 😂
*Nothing like importing complete and total ignorance from other countries. Great work A.B.!*
It would be nice to think there was some sort of IQ requirement but clearly there isn’t.
@@geofflogan1564 be even nicer if they didn't import anyone or if they absolutely had to, it would be the best of the best; scientists, engineers and the like.
@@residientresident6478 totally agree.
Kofi at the end like ‘you are one of the workers, I know’ 😂. Funny video AB
That security guard is awfully suspicious. 🤔🤣
@TELL THE TRUTH stick to video games, child.
@TELL THE TRUTH erm what?
I like this security man he’s doing he’s job...AB you look desperate in this video for a reaction 💯
“The bushes don’t talk” 😂 your giggle after that chat absolutely cracked me up 😂.
Get in the bushes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Speaking as a random bush I am well entertained... brilliant banter..he hadn't a clue!!!
You know you are perfect for the task, absolutely suited. Such a great pleasure to hear a gentleman deal with Mr and Mrs Stupid, whose children hopefully will not turn out to Carry and Damion
Look at the DOG UNIT sign. It's a mag sticker as it cover the edge of the door, also real K9 cars have air vents on the top to keep the dogs cool.
So what? Ive seen lots of security vans n cars with mag stickers not everyone can afford to wrap their vehicle when the shitty industry offers like 10 quid a hour
He wanted to banter with you, definitely get that vibe at points.
Bushes can't talk, AB that was a brilliant one. Had me in stitches as usual mate. You're funny buddy.
😂😂
One kofi in hand is worth two in the bushes 🤣🤣
*Noicee*
Too good
This channel has changed my life.
Dog unit stickers because the sticker place would not print "Dogging" for him.
Dogging unit!!!!
Dogging van lol
"The bushes don't talk" best quote 😂
what ever happened to security guards chilling out and doing less investigative work. lol
He needs a weekly segment. Photographing bushes is not a crime.
Unless it's Ganja of course LOL
@@johnnosiennek7066 Haha .. No no across the pond here in Grottydam I think it's fine. And some of the states in the US with their world leading steps in production Go them!!
I think the security Guy is trying to say he's a bush
@@birrysund3779 I think you just might be under the influence of some burning bush sir..
@@Nappers-um8fk no mate I don't smoke
i want this channel to grow. Love from India😊
You wrapped him up in Knots mate. It was hilarious. Good job.
Creased. 🤣🤣🤣 just what i needed.. a good old laugh... i hope you're out of the bush's now A.B.xxx🤣🤣🤣🌟👍👌👏
Hahaha! That is proper laugh out loud stuff. These security guards are gold 🤣🤣🤣😂
Best laugh I have had for a long time
As an African I can say that the companies that employ them don’t train the foreigner workers correctly. These guys will do whatever they are told to keep a job and better their lives with the fear that if they don’t listen they’ll be shipped back home. It’s a really sad state of affairs as they really are trying to do their best. My heart breaks.
Even criminals where yellow vest jackets pretending there working for the government 😎🤣😂
Your a fuckin legend AB. Had me laughing like a stoned school kid at this 😂😂😂😂 respect bro keep up the good work
Security guard beats AB at his own game.
Win win, cofi was a funny guy, and we got to see AB's Bush 🤷🤣 wicked as always
Crikey.. I thought that was a spider at 4.40 🕷
It was
@@David.Bayliss-yourbestlegal Nah, that wasn't a spider.
I tie clip for a sign/banner.
@@R8V10 Dunno but if it was a spider, he's famous now.
Strange suspicious security guard , securing a porta potty and empty car park , that thinks you need permission to film from a public place and then records you without permission.
Where's the Dog
Anyone else think they had a Spider on their phone half way through? 4:40
Yep, just looked down the comments to see who else noticed it lol
@@jj68 I'm not proud to say it but I may of shlt myself a little bit lol
@@pascalini me too..! Hate them things..i can't even say the spi......word ..
Yes , me too. Spiders scare me but they are actually one of our best friends. They help keep the destructive insect population down. Please don't kill spiders.
Thankfully I watched it on my telly otherwise I would have thought the same and freaked out
Brilliant Work AB
Them Bush's Looked Healthy :)
Bless Up
He out smarted you AB🤩
The spider has more brain power than the so called SECURITY GUARD. I bet he is cheap to hire.
If he aks for them, do NOT give this man your bank account details. 👍🏻
👏🏼AB🤣
You say that I'm sure he called the other day to assatain if I'd been in a car accident.. Great guy but he's got a genuine obsession with bushes lol
👍🤣🤣🤣🤣
A bit racist huh
Should have told him that A.B. stands for "Anonymous Bush", he could have been your best friend had you told him that.
I’ve met a few anonymous bushes in my time. Well I can’t remember their names at least.
I agree
This video really made me laugh 😂 👍 nice one ab
I’m surprised he’s not laughing as he’s speaking. He just doesn’t get it.
Bless.
Yo AB great video as always keep doing what u doing absolutely love u channel
This conversation reminds me of deepest darkest Africa...without the yellow vests.
Made me piss myself when you told him to film the bushes 🤣🤣🤣
A B the Bush whisperer 😂😂😂😂👊🏿👊🏿
“You’re more interesting than the bushes” 😂
Go get em AB , great content as usual , the Bushman was polite but a little silly.
😂 AB is very funny to record the bushes and how that guy was saying to record the bushes
Britian bin lorries ? Why not Britain bin lorries 😂
A very busy security guy - guarding a very large empty car park 🤣 with a car that looks like it’s been stickered up by Stevie Wonder !!!!
You should have gone and talked to the bushes and had an argument with them and see were they put you. LOL
Love this one. One of your best.
The legend is back!
I was hoping you’d call him John koffee like on the green mile lol funny man you AB 😂
Push push, in the bush 😎
Greetings from Stockholm Sweden Europe ❤️
Jag gillar din språk så Jag practice från mobile appen Rosetta stone, vad tror du? I speak 7 languages fluently and learning many European languages now normally I only try to learn the speaking side of things but I'm learning how to read and write Swedish and German Deutsch at the moment, I hope I didn't butchered it let me know what you think
The security guard with the dog unit is a fake, he's got fake stickers on the car 🤔😁
Real K9 cars have air vents on the top to keep the dogs cool.
@@TomSykesMedia that's why his boot is open when driving you use the air conditioning that car has 4 zone climate control it's a mitsubishi asx I've owned one
@@georgiathorne9355 people don't understand how things work I look after working dogs myself
Some people think they know about everything lol
@@jt-bg6ey my comments gone? Bloody pisses me off. Yes there are some cowboys out there doing dog work. Our ex police dog unit car has air con directly into the cages but it doesn’t work🤷🏻♀️ so in this summer, this is how we’re parked ^^
@@georgiathorne9355 I have a ex police van transit mine never worked when I got it cost me 158£ to have the AC sorting out. Even no AC As long as the dogs have plenty of fresh air flow and water not a problem best if parking to shaded area if possible
I don’t believe he’s a bad guy I just don’t believe he knows UK law yet
This is better than watching all of the BBC's Xmas output last year. I think a BAFTA is in order AB
Ladies and Gentleman, let me introduce to you Cofe Bushman :-)
Brilliant comedy show. Couldn't stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
Bush man of Oxfordshire
Absolute banter this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. You need to keep the 'bushes' element like the 'Yo' in your future videos.
Respect to the african you've made him a star, he will start his own channel 🤩
Well that's your opinion Gringo
@@peaceloveloyalty5622 I'm no gringo, thats for sure. Where do decend from let me guess arabia
Shitty bum gringo
@@peaceloveloyalty5622 I'm a gringo..... Wanna fight...? 🤣🤣🤣
@@elpistolero8202 are you for real, little boy go play with ya toy pistol
AB, these dog units protect sites to stop a lot of travellers from gaining access to the site, and stop them camping their vans on it, they also stop them wrecking the site, if there is anything to steal etc.
Lmao. Comedy writers DREAM of creating a script like this one
I watch all these, and now i see why 3 million british people are on universal credit .
Two foreginers trying to understand each others accent, gold!
Lol yea imagine me totally confused with both lol 😂
Nonce
Racist,
@@BobMarley-nx6re I’d like to know why UK companies employ people in roles that involve communication who can barely speak English. He’s probably an illegal immigrant anyway.
@@aquanick2001 ''barely speak english'' are you crazy, he spoke very good english you xenophobe!!
Sounds like he is from Lagos, Nigeria I find them in my humble opinion to be God Frearing polite people.... Good to see you out and about AB stay safe 👌👍🙏 (God Bless Him)
Kofi Annan like it 😂
Hahahahahah
😆😝😝😝
Am i the only one that watched this threw tears of laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like the sign with the threat of clamping... even though that’s been illegal for years now on private land....
Security guard looks like he belongs in the bushes
Koffi Annan 😂 AB YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND
Hilarious 😅🤣 ....he likes bushes! 🤣😅
I wish I had an exciting job like Kofi's. 😂
Still my favourite video. I come back once a month to watch it. BUSH
Good interaction with a nice guy.
A.B this was hilarious 😆, thank you for a good laugh on my Saturday night. Kofi was too funny 😁!
Oh how the mighty have fallen. Once the Secretary General of the United Nations and now this...
Was never almighty just a pagan country m8 u used to shit in the back ally
@@elpistolero8202 Well this Pagan country once ruled two thirds of the world. No other empire was as far reaching or long lasting. For a small island we punched well above our weight. We went to war to END slavery. We gave back foreign territories when they wanted independence. Our list of inventions and great people is too long to name. We made the world a better place. What happened to half the places we left - corruption, war and poverty despite vast natural resources and manpower. Not bad for a bunch of pagans who defecate in back alleys. BTW, we also solved that problem by inventing sewers, you're welcome.
Great double act thanks for the laugh bush power!
I’m sick of being ordered around by foreigners in hiviz vests. My local shopping centre had 2 Eritreans on security who think they are the UN.
This one had me on the floor lol! Record the bushes! but the bushes don't talk! why are you recording me! to entertain the bushes LOL
For a security guard he needs retraining because he has never heard of distraction techniques, while you are there chatting to him your mates are round the back of the yard taking whatever they want 😁 I'm just saying.
Totally agreed !.
Monty Python: argument sketch
AB: it's free real estate!
4:42 I shit myself , thought that was some big ass spider on my screen 😂😂
and it wasn't very happy, It had it's two front legs out , that's attack mode. I don't think anyone else saw it.
LOOK AT ME, I’M THE CAPTAIN NOW