I am amazed, impressed, and concerned for my safety. I was just trying to escape from Salt again and I stumbled in on the Dark Elves like, "Oops, wrong cave. Sorry!" Haha! Excellent video, but then again, do you ever produce ANYTHING but quality content? ;)
Did he just call me cute in his weird way? I'd like to thank my mom, my dad, my siblings and also my dog. His voice gets me on edge. It sounds that good. Also I'm too flabby for that kind of outfit! O/////O
As many of my DMs have said "when (my name) is playing a Halfling don't throw Drow males at her. She'll seduce them with kindness, affection and home cooking!" So get ready little buddy. This ain't my first rodeo.
@@DarkandTwistedWhisper the Halfling in my icon is a Barbarian named Cordie who recently survived Tomb of Annihilation. She rescued a Drow male from a mirror, protected him through the whole tomb and is now married to him. She would full on carry him out of danger. He was spiteful to her until she took him aside right before the final battle and gave him her funeral plans. Most of which were giving him her share of the loot and directions to her family's inn. She promised to keep him safe and if he went back to the Underdark she'd be breaking that promise. He was so touched by it that afterward when Cordie wanted to get him out over finding loot he wasn't mad. They left and went back to her family's inn. She even offered to come back to the Underdark with him to keep him safe. If that was what he wanted.
@@PetalsAndPlague She *survived* Tomb of Annihilation?? That doesn't sound right... But that relationship sure does! If you ever write it into a story, please please let me know! 😀
@@GreebleClown we all did. Barely. Two party members died but we had ways to incarnate them. It was pure luck. Our Paladin was a tiefling and was able to swim in the lava and we all had trickster gods within us. We didn't kill him but he got so low he fled. We were pissed.
"Less intelligent animals..." Excuse me? Dude all I wanted was some peace and quiet, you need to put up signs or something- "Your pores...are in need of work..." Don't look at my pores! They're huge! You'll fall in!
I am currently in college library trying to put together a presentation, this came up and I clicked so fast. Yes there are more uses for me! Being a good student is one 😂
Awesome Totoro123 That’s cool!! My favorite part of the campaign, which actually never was in TAZ, was the town of Phadelin itself. They had a gang called the ‘red brand’ there that killed a few of our party members while my friend and I were at the inn gossiping with the locals. And we killed Klarg lol.
This sounds like the plot to one of my d&d games. But the dm doesnt usually sound that calm and the sadistic torture is not a thing although I think it's more interesting that way. Anyway great video. Good job :)
Him: “We are stabbed with a pen with black ink” Me: Well clearly not far enough, because your sadistic ass is still alive!!! *mutters to myself* “why am I always attracted to the Sadistic, Psychotic, Sweet, Loving creatures?!?!?!” *realises what I said and blushes* W-WHAT I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING!!!!
I was fine till "Goddess of spiders" , i'm actually very afraid of spiders. My breath got lost at that instant , thanks so much for the tongue clicks right after it it relaxed me and got me... Excited at the same time. Tongue clicks usually has an effect on me 🌊
I'm just gonna be on my way to all the torture chambers now after subjecting you all to my voice :') Feel free to cringe v Everything else is the video is great! I can't wait to see how the comments would be like on this one :3c
@@sokosemske8396 OwO what is this? Someone wants more of my voice? Well I did the announcement voice in the first cyberpunk video! It's a really dope video, I hope you check it out
This is a skyrim asmr you can’t change my mind, although he is much more High Elf than Dark Elf cuz he’s a narcissist. Plus Mephala (the goddess of sex and is also associated with spiders) is a goddess Dark Elves worship in their main trinity of Daedra... also Dunmers are known for being slavers soooo, half Dunmer half Altmer? Although Altmer don’t like half-breeds.... I’m overthinking it aren’t I?
I like this version of a dark elf way better than your other elf vid, very sexy "gentle" voice to go to sleep to. I love elves! Hope to see more of this character with more sound effects too!
Him: *talks about binding the listener to the area and how you'll feel loads of pain when out of it* Me: you're gonna drag me out of there for shits and giggles aren't you ya shit. btw: great video! can't wait for more
Awesome video!! Honestly, one of my favorite things about your works is that you can see effort put into building bits of lore about your characters! Their way of life, etc.
This is like, taken straight out of my book of fantasies💗 I simply adore this..i just have this fascination with anything to do Elves and this is beautiful. Especially the beginning 💗
Please Good God, if you are ever so inclined MAKE MORE OF THIS. honestly one of my favorites on the same level as sadistic spider dude. Thank you for blessing my ears and brain with this. I would cry tears of joy if you made more of this. 💜💜💜💜💜
Incredible work, mixing drow lore with intensely great characterization. I was hooked from the very beginning to the end! Could we expect a part 2? Heck I’d even create thumbnail art if you needed any.
Elf: they will pour hot wax on you. Me: eh I put my foot on a hot Grill for 30$. For 30 seconds. Fun fact that no one needs to know about me I've almost broken every single bone in my body except for the spine and skull middle fingers etc (loved the video)
@@DarkandTwistedWhisper yeah and breaking a leg and almost drowning at the same time doesn't sound bad until it happens but yeah I guess you make point ( me and my friends are incredibly stupid)
Ahhh I love dark elves, I was having a crappy day but this was so relaxing thank you. Are you planning on making videos on the other types of elves you mentioned like the sun and wood elves?
Oh jeez.. I'm early for once and not a month late. *o h j e e z* Much love ❤ I absolutely adore you and you help me so so much! I mean with my anxiety and insomnia, you help me relax and I am so so thankful! ❤ so.. Thank you.
Hey that's so awesome to hear, it's so hard to struggle with anxiety or any sleep disorder, and i really am glad i can make you feel comfortable! ...that being said this character makes me anxious so...be careful!
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me!" XD i feel like that was necessary.
Why
@@feathertheaveon8412 because it must be spoken!
Yes please
"Na na na na come on"
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED AFTER THAT IT'S "I may be bad but im perfectly good at it" AND THAT DESCRIBES THE DARK ELF
Legolas
+
Dark elf
=
10/10 would sin again
Good work sir keep it up
Facts
Legolas where
Nelliel Amimaru ty
*N O O O O O O O O O ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !*
If you had to choos between steeping on legos or being stabbed by his dager id pick his dager
Him: we will find you
Me: *puts the ring from lord of the rings on* bish you can’t see me
*Ringwrath scream*
*JOHN CENE THEME*
"BITCH IS YOU BLIND" LMAO IMAGINE HIM SAYING THAT XDDDDDD
John Cena music intensifies.
michael what was that
The dark elves obviously don’t know the pain of stepping on a lego smh 😤
Pain of the highest order.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Can you Imagine a bed made of legos instead of needles? And laying on top of it??
@@feathertheaveon8412 ouch!!!!😨
😭😭😭😭
Wait, you don't do that? Let's don't really hurt too much for me, I could lay in them all day :p
Another collar?! *holds out hand* Give it. Man, now I’ve got a COLLECTION! But Klaus’s will always be...FABULOUS.
Let's not forget sneks golden collar!
"They will pour hot wax on you."
Oh please, mate, that sounds like a weekend with my bf.
KiNkY 😏
Are you okay
@@feathertheaveon8412 My ex and I had our kinks
@@overcaffeinated_gaming ah. The wonders of the humans and their kinks
Us humans are fuckin weird ain’t we?
"candle wax dripped on your bare skin" bet that sounds wonderful
Yes, please.
Is it hot is cold??? 😂
It's hot, but not enough to cause damage. Can be uncomfortable if you're skin is sensitive.
Eijiro Kirishima hoi
Alice Pokemoon hoi!
*british elf has entered the chat*
(WEAVE IS CURRENTLY ON A WORLD TOUR Y'ALL)
its 3:03 in the morning im not supposed to be laughing-
I SPAT OUT MY TEA HOLY FUCK
WHY😭
I am amazed, impressed, and concerned for my safety. I was just trying to escape from Salt again and I stumbled in on the Dark Elves like, "Oops, wrong cave. Sorry!" Haha! Excellent video, but then again, do you ever produce ANYTHING but quality content? ;)
What she said. XD
Sadistic Male Dark Elf... NICE
Tarkus Noice
Did he just call me cute in his weird way? I'd like to thank my mom, my dad, my siblings and also my dog. His voice gets me on edge. It sounds that good. Also I'm too flabby for that kind of outfit! O/////O
It’s so cute how he thinks I still have dignity! Ha no honey haven’t for years!!
Mood
Mare B what’s dignity??
I don’t think I’ve had something like that
facts
As many of my DMs have said "when (my name) is playing a Halfling don't throw Drow males at her. She'll seduce them with kindness, affection and home cooking!" So get ready little buddy. This ain't my first rodeo.
Ah man, imagining a drow and halfling couple is so funny, the size difference alone is ridiculous
@@DarkandTwistedWhisper the Halfling in my icon is a Barbarian named Cordie who recently survived Tomb of Annihilation. She rescued a Drow male from a mirror, protected him through the whole tomb and is now married to him. She would full on carry him out of danger. He was spiteful to her until she took him aside right before the final battle and gave him her funeral plans. Most of which were giving him her share of the loot and directions to her family's inn. She promised to keep him safe and if he went back to the Underdark she'd be breaking that promise. He was so touched by it that afterward when Cordie wanted to get him out over finding loot he wasn't mad. They left and went back to her family's inn. She even offered to come back to the Underdark with him to keep him safe. If that was what he wanted.
@@PetalsAndPlague She *survived* Tomb of Annihilation?? That doesn't sound right...
But that relationship sure does! If you ever write it into a story, please please let me know! 😀
@@tavcat667 That sounds like quite a story... care to share?
@@GreebleClown we all did. Barely. Two party members died but we had ways to incarnate them. It was pure luck. Our Paladin was a tiefling and was able to swim in the lava and we all had trickster gods within us. We didn't kill him but he got so low he fled. We were pissed.
"Less intelligent animals..."
Excuse me? Dude all I wanted was some peace and quiet, you need to put up signs or something-
"Your pores...are in need of work..."
Don't look at my pores! They're huge! You'll fall in!
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
I’m screaming I stg 💀
Phaha XDXD
Part 2? Pls? Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Same!
Yes. I love dark elves and asmr and a part two would be awesome.
My major masochistic self would probably immediately scare most of them off, or they’d be happy.
Anyways great job!
YES. Hello fellow masochist!
Me too lol. Promises promises
I freaking love when you whisper...
"We have many, many ways of making a person scream..."
I am currently in college library trying to put together a presentation, this came up and I clicked so fast. Yes there are more uses for me! Being a good student is one 😂
Elf: judging my appearance after a closer good look at me
Me: sobs in insecurities
Part 2?
3?
4?
512??
Hell yes
still no part 2 :(
Why no part 2??????? :(
Like fr
Ugh YESSS LORE, YESSS. This was SO good. I love fantasy lore, and this video was just that. LOVE.
wow...for starters that drawing...
Thanksssssss!!!!! You guys are too nice 😭
I love dark elves. :) Shout out to my boy, the black spider for always believing in me.
YES
draco Love TAZ but I actually played the campaign and seduced the fuck out of spider boy.
@@tavcat667 Not a drider, I mean the black spider from Lost Mines of Phandelver. Sorry for the confusion.. But if I can still help I will!
Awesome Totoro123 That’s cool!! My favorite part of the campaign, which actually never was in TAZ, was the town of Phadelin itself. They had a gang called the ‘red brand’ there that killed a few of our party members while my friend and I were at the inn gossiping with the locals. And we killed Klarg lol.
This sounds like the plot to one of my d&d games. But the dm doesnt usually sound that calm and the sadistic torture is not a thing although I think it's more interesting that way.
Anyway great video. Good job :)
One of the players {the listener} just yelling "Im a half elf!" and the dark elf {elves seeing half elves more as humans) "no you're human."
Excuse me, sacrificed to the goddess of WHAT?!
You heard him. 🕷🕸
Oh HELL NAH
Salt's sister.
He said "goddess of spiders" and I thought of Salt briefly, lol
It's salt's Sugar momma
Onde more to the “i need this to be a series” collection
Oh my goodness!!! I’m both terrified and amazed by this!!! Thanks for uploading again!
Aah~ I saw this pop up in my notifications and I couldn't believe it! Keep up the good work!
Him: “We are stabbed with a pen with black ink”
Me: Well clearly not far enough, because your sadistic ass is still alive!!! *mutters to myself* “why am I always attracted to the Sadistic, Psychotic, Sweet, Loving creatures?!?!?!” *realises what I said and blushes* W-WHAT I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING!!!!
damn it, I keep walking into the wrong universe....lol w h e r e a re y o u b a t m a n?
MEEEE!
yeah can relate
Such a creepy and interesting story at the same time.
I was fine till "Goddess of spiders" , i'm actually very afraid of spiders. My breath got lost at that instant , thanks so much for the tongue clicks right after it it relaxed me and got me... Excited at the same time. Tongue clicks usually has an effect on me 🌊
Candii A.L. Ugh lucky they made me flip out more than the spider bit
That was probably a dnd reference
Good news! The Goddess of Spiders' favourite victims are her own subjects! You're good pal
Welp...
I never thought any other elf would replace my baby elf boy Legolas, but I was WRONG
(Legolas is my favorite elf and always will be!!!!)
YES
Him: *talks shit about Sun Daddy*
Me: So you have choosen death
I'm just gonna be on my way to all the torture chambers now after subjecting you all to my voice :') Feel free to cringe v Everything else is the video is great! I can't wait to see how the comments would be like on this one :3c
Your voice was lovely! Very soothing. :3
Can you do more please!?!?!
@@honoriakaye3343 Thank you!
@Hira Hira Tales Ayyy thank u Hira! It was actually fun to speak in fake words with Twisted. He really did his best too!
@@sokosemske8396 OwO what is this? Someone wants more of my voice? Well I did the announcement voice in the first cyberpunk video! It's a really dope video, I hope you check it out
" Your face is rather symmetrical for a human."
And you are rather blind.
This is a skyrim asmr you can’t change my mind, although he is much more High Elf than Dark Elf cuz he’s a narcissist. Plus Mephala (the goddess of sex and is also associated with spiders) is a goddess Dark Elves worship in their main trinity of Daedra... also Dunmers are known for being slavers soooo, half Dunmer half Altmer? Although Altmer don’t like half-breeds.... I’m overthinking it aren’t I?
I like this version of a dark elf way better than your other elf vid, very sexy "gentle" voice to go to sleep to. I love elves! Hope to see more of this character with more sound effects too!
Ur voice and scripts are fantastic ..I can't stop watching pls never stop ..AMAZING 😘
Him: *talks about binding the listener to the area and how you'll feel loads of pain when out of it*
Me: you're gonna drag me out of there for shits and giggles aren't you ya shit.
btw: great video! can't wait for more
I’m open to some kinky candle wax play! Hell yeah! Sign me up!
Haha count me in!!!
I’d love a leg waxing day with dis *adorable* elf
*looks at time*
But it's way too early for sadism!
Preach hun ✨
Awesome video!! Honestly, one of my favorite things about your works is that you can see effort put into building bits of lore about your characters! Their way of life, etc.
Dark elf: Unless you'd prefer candle wax dripped on your bare skin?
My kinky ass:- UMMMM
"Our eyes are stabbed with pens and filled with black ink."
Me, an avid DND fan: That's some BULLSHIT
This was the comment I was looking for
He can beat me tf up whenever he wants
Him: "Sadistic...I don't think I know that word"
Me: (looks back to 9:43) liar...
Fuck I’m not attractive enough for him....Keeps getting better
But love the video your voice is sooo soothing.❤️
Just saying this, but you have the perfect voice for a dark elf!!!
I check your channel every night sense your videos help me sleep, well most of them, but i come here and was given a treat. Thank you good man.
This made me smile way more then I'd like to admit. Fucking hell dude. How are you so good at this?
This is like, taken straight out of my book of fantasies💗 I simply adore this..i just have this fascination with anything to do Elves and this is beautiful. Especially the beginning 💗
Please make this a series! I love dark elves and this was very well done! I would love to hear more!
Please, make this a series. The plot is so enjoyable. ( aka I am a hopeless pervert who enjoys this way too much )
Actually, If I'm gonna be this demanding I gotta support you more. / *becomes a patron*
(Edit: My username there is different)
Jesus? Gone
Sin? Yes
Holy water? Needed
Dark elf? Sadistic
Hotel? Trivago
I'm learning elvish so I can curse people out.
Omg I need part 2
All I have to say is...
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
RUN BITCH, RUUUUUUN
Him: would you prefer candle wax dripped on your bare skin
Me: Alexa play don't threaten me with a good time
I think i loved this one the most! You should totally do more!
Please Good God, if you are ever so inclined MAKE MORE OF THIS. honestly one of my favorites on the same level as sadistic spider dude. Thank you for blessing my ears and brain with this. I would cry tears of joy if you made more of this. 💜💜💜💜💜
UGGGG Your voice is just so soothing! Love the accent! I wish there was a sequel with more of the elvish-esk, Drow language
Incredible work, mixing drow lore with intensely great characterization. I was hooked from the very beginning to the end! Could we expect a part 2? Heck I’d even create thumbnail art if you needed any.
Hi there! Yes part two is in the works, but it might take a little while because it includes animation!
P.S. would still love art though!
"sadistic? Hmm... I've never heard that word" DUDE YOU'VE USED IT (I don't remember when but he used it 😂)
It was at 9:40 lol
@@lucatsucksballs oh thanks
This right here...
This is my prized possession
THIS IS WHERE I SELL MY SOUL!!
We need a Bob Ross role-play 😂
Hell yeah my guy *Furiously beats brush against canvas*
Ugh paint that bush
You are good at speaking elven launage I love it
Mooooooooore~ part 2,3,4... all the parts. ALL THE PARTS PLEEEEASE. (Love this as much as your spider one
Elf: they will pour hot wax on you. Me: eh I put my foot on a hot Grill for 30$. For 30 seconds. Fun fact that no one needs to know about me I've almost broken every single bone in my body except for the spine and skull middle fingers etc (loved the video)
Hot wax never sounds too bad until it's on you...
@@DarkandTwistedWhisper yeah and breaking a leg and almost drowning at the same time doesn't sound bad until it happens but yeah I guess you make point ( me and my friends are incredibly stupid)
You sound like an uncle Nik type character, "Heya Kids! You wanna hear about how I broke both of my legs at ONCE?!?!"
@@sokosemske8396 lol a lot of people tell me that 😂
This is really chilling and so compelling.
When he was talking about the "torture" devices I was like OH I KNOW THESE....yea im a psychopath XD
Join the club hun. Let's make badges 😁
Same honey
Him: "Do you need more persuasion?"
Me: "Yeah, this job kinda sucks-"
Him: *blade sounds*
Me: "HDHSHSG-"
I would listen to an entire video in dark elven... It sounds so nice 😍
Hope there's gonna be a part two to this because I am loving it!😍👌
I wonder who’s scariest.. this dark elf or salt. They’re both sadistic, creepy, cute yet scary.. I don’t know!!!
Oh, what a cool intro, this draw is cool
This is so interesting!! Oh I got goosebumps!!
Sequel please!!! You have the perfect villain voice!!!
Am I the only one that when I hear goddess of spiders my mind imeaditly went to salt?
Ahhh I love dark elves, I was having a crappy day but this was so relaxing thank you. Are you planning on making videos on the other types of elves you mentioned like the sun and wood elves?
I would kill for a part two, who’s with me??
Definetly would torture for a part two.
Torture is also stepping on a freaking Lego that's worse that boiling wax... I'd know i was stupid enough to touch candle wax.
These people are right up Salt's alley!
I loved this was really good I love elfs, part 2 please
can we get a part 2 for this please? It would be really good I'll bet and I see a lot of potential for another as well.
Really enjoyed the dark elf collection :3 though this elf reminded me of the spider lol
part 2 please.
Oh jeez.. I'm early for once and not a month late. *o h j e e z*
Much love ❤ I absolutely adore you and you help me so so much! I mean with my anxiety and insomnia, you help me relax and I am so so thankful! ❤ so.. Thank you.
Hey that's so awesome to hear, it's so hard to struggle with anxiety or any sleep disorder, and i really am glad i can make you feel comfortable! ...that being said this character makes me anxious so...be careful!
I thought you mean dark elves from The Elder Scrolls 😂
I CAME HERE AS FAST AS I CAN AND SO FAR I LOVE IT
I was rolling a dark elf when this was recommended to me,,,
Am i the only one who has a need to slap the guy when he gets to close? 😂 great vid btw ❤
I love ur intro!!!
Wooooow you're a master with the old language good good
He made me even more selfconcious
Both options sounded perfectly fine. I get to either help him torture people or be whipped and dripped. Tough decisions.
Yay finally another asmr voice I like
The worst type of turutar is math, asks anyone. Tell them math problems and they will scream in agony :3
Him : they will torture you
Me : just give me my broom