That makes sense. I was wondering why they were paying for promotion for the first game when the first trailer for the second game dropped a month or two ago.
Ah, the spaghetti interchange. Every city needs to have one. The craziest, most complicated ans knotted interchange yet somehow still efficient. Such glorious road planning
As a Cities Skylines player, this is what every single of my cities looks like. (Just forgot about the dumps on every street corner as well as windmills placed unsafely close together)
There are sometimes completely reasonable things you can only do with Anarchy though, the amount of space the game wants to clear above a road is far more than it really needs, and I've really got to minimize the slope for that pedestrian overpass for cyclists and wheelchair users.
The one true problem of city skylines is the traffic all wants to go IN ONE FUCKING LANE. Mainly because theres bugger all you can do to encourage them differently.
There’s a mod called TM:PE that fixes that, also comes with a bunch of other AI changes you can toggle in settings and intersection managers so you can manage where each lane is allowed to go, and rules, and customize traffic lights, and setup road rules like no parking, speed limit, etc. you can also setup yield signs and stuff the list of things it adds is too much to add here
Because the pathfinding means the fastest way to destination. If that's their route, they will not change it no matter what. If it's traffic with 100 cars lining up? Nahh, that's fine. (Leaving the other lanes completely open) Cities Skylines horrible traffic AI was what caused My power plants failing. Yeah, power plants. Which every of my services rely on. I don't even have a single wind turbine or solar panel! But luckily, the upcoming Cities Skylines 2 got that covered! 👍 Edit: No matter how hard I try to fix it, It won't work.
I remember that in order to unlock a super building, you literally need a high percentage of the population to be sick. So the game literally encourages you to pump sewage into your water supply temporarily.
the ads on gold fm (i think thats how the 'radio station' is called) perfectly represent the game. they are so stupid and bad. highly recommend listening to them sometime
I try my best to make actually good cities. And I'm the kind of person that uses mods for realistic parking requirements, population density, rush hours, etc. I basically use CS as a form of wish fulfillment for an actually well designed city instead of whatever the fuck America is doing.
Honestly thats a pretty good city by my standards. No impending doom due to oversized dams, shit power plants, untouched forest fires, 500 people at a single bus stop, so _So_ much noise pollution (and regular for that matter), flooding full cemeteries with poop to destroy and rebuild them, 20 miles long highway backups (IN A SINGLE LANE OF COURSE), airport situated so planes have to take off under a bridge, and of course my personal favorite: NO TRAFFIC LIGHTS.
I once did a city that had a sewage dam to produce power, and it actually kinda worked. I placed a few tourist attractions there as well, like a floating cafe and a pier.
@@superNova5837 the dam produced power with only the sewage the city of 70,000 generated. It wasnt a lot of power, and it was not a steady flow of power, but still. As I said, it kinda worked.
sometimes when I get high asf and go outside I get into huge thought processing of city planning. like it's all gotta mesh together and it's amazing how someone actually managed to figure everything out. should definitely try this game
"attempts"? Mind you, they were all very efficient and functional cities. You need _a lot_ of people to live comfortably in a place to fill an entire volcano with shit...
Was expecting him to say that having a giant bowl full of sewage next to the city isn't a great idea because if it suddenly broke the entire city would be flooded
"Hi, I'm Mason, and I'm conducting the safety audit on... West Virginia? It's just a town, not the actual state of West Virginia." "So first off, I saw this giant stone column as I came into town, care to tell me what that's all about? ...It's full of what? That... no, you never build waste disposal UPHILL, it'll seep into the ground and- * sigh * Right, I'm just gonna..." * starts writing * "What is... is this supposed to be a road? What do you mean 'It works'?! Cars can't just- * car goes up the vertical road * What the-" "Ok, I'm getting a lot of complaints saying 'the school's a dump'. Did you provide enough funding for them to hire... * sees school * janitors... YOU BUILT A GARBAGE DUMP ON TOP OF THE SCHOOL?!" "Ok, I think we're just about done here. It's not looking good. You can probably expect a pretty hefty fine from the state in the mail soon..." * country roads starts playing * "?" Random citizen: "Oh no." * everyone starts screaming * "What's going on, why is... OH SH-"
I’m addicted to making all the main roads spaghetti highways and putting only the tallest buildings and windmills inbetween the gaps, and the rest of the city lies below it with only 2 roads to get up or down
@@chillycatmanoriginal1379 rtgame made a litteral poop volcano he filled a tall spire up with shit and then used a metor to cause it flood the city i think he takes the cake hw also made a 90 degree road in the same city
I accidentally did that because for some reason the treatment plant has way less reach so the network needed a sewage outlet but I placed that upstrean from the pump
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Nice
Sounds sick
That makes sense. I was wondering why they were paying for promotion for the first game when the first trailer for the second game dropped a month or two ago.
don't forget that the mayor somehow has the power to cause natural disasters on a whim
Lol they're still selling this game? It's years old by now
don't forget that the mayor somehow has the power to cause natural disasters on a whim
bold of you to assume this isn't the case irl
@@CT-1035 I’d like to have a word with flint Michigan
E
@@sonofliberty8872 yeah there ain’t much liberty in flint Michigan tbh.
how do you think they stay as mayor
"And the taxes go to where?"
"I'm sorry, but you paid for the meteor strike?!"
I love your profile picture from Xbox 360 also no comments but 415 likes? Ima change that
yezzir
@@jackjefferson5166 I love how whenever us gamers see that profile we can always recognize it
@@dogerunner2171 true, I instantly recognized that Xbox 360 avatar. Good old days of the Minecraft legacy demo
Bellpepper reaction
"The water's a bit tangy" 💀
Bro must've vomited his guts out after realising 😂
It probably came out the other hole
@@Anonymouslikemydad*_A Y O_*
I don’t get it
@@redskulldude9695 Poo water
@@redskulldude9695sewage water goes into drinking water pump
this is some thing that "let's game it out" Josh would do
love that guy
Dude I said the exact same thing! 😂
RTGame would do this, Actually he did do this.
Or dangerously funny
I was about to do this then I saw yours lol
I wasn't paying attention and put a garbage dump right next to my water tower. Turned the game into a surprisingly dark epidemic simulator.
LMAO I did something similar! I thought that there was just a disease going through. Killed half my people lol.
A big chunk of my city's population died because I added a dam to a river and it caused the flow to briefly reverse.
@@pseudotasuki nooo! That’s terrible!
@ManWithTheHat LOL yup… I had to restart cause there were to many bodies. The hearses couldn’t get them all 😭
"Bro this water is garbage"
You could make a whole series about this in which people submit their cities to you to get audited
I second this
I third this.
I fourth this
I fourth this
I fifth this
As a cities skylines player, this is how everyone’s first city was
3rd* 😢
20th*
And even more terrifying: real cities sometimes have problems like these... 😂
@@eduardomeurer3232 *cough* Flint, Michigan. *cough*
Same
Ah, the spaghetti interchange. Every city needs to have one. The craziest, most complicated ans knotted interchange yet somehow still efficient. Such glorious road planning
They are ao great, Las Vegas has one.
Now what you are describing is just every single Metropolis in the USA
"The perfect ad doesn't exis-"
My famous last words.
💀
i didn't even realise it was an ad until i read this
why am i not mad and betrayed? why do i feel like i'd watch this again?
These are Zero Maximum's last words because he died after drinking his own piss
I thought this was SimCity in the beginning
And so, he died
"Please make a better city then this"
*New Donk City being 1000 meters away from the ground*
And don’t even get me started on the insides of buildings and the underground
City IN the Skylines
RCE be like
HANDRAILS people! HANDRAILS!
HANDRAILS
As a Cities Skylines player, this is what every single of my cities looks like. (Just forgot about the dumps on every street corner as well as windmills placed unsafely close together)
I need an entire series of someone auditing RCE’s Engitopia :))
RTgame fans: Wait until you hear about our terraforming tools and sewage system
spaghetti junction got a mention, that counts for something
That was the only thing I could think of during the entire video, let's hope he doesn't find it. ^_^
Honourable mention to Real Civil Engineer.
I think all of this was a reference from RTgames.
oh yes...
Paradox really went ahead and paid jack to say "s**tsville"
Most common city names 😅
I mean, half of their other games are incest and eugenics simulators, so I don't think shitsville is over their line
His name is MASON💫
I mean, have you seen Paradox sponsorships? They really could not give less of a s**t
Ypu should do this with Camp Half Blood. Kids running around with swords propably counts as a violation
Also the fact that there's a rock climbing wall with no harnesses that shakes and pours lava on u
Its a "Lets game it out" level of effort.
True
If Mason ever sees a city with the road anarchy mod, he would have a heart attack
There are sometimes completely reasonable things you can only do with Anarchy though, the amount of space the game wants to clear above a road is far more than it really needs, and I've really got to minimize the slope for that pedestrian overpass for cyclists and wheelchair users.
@@bishop8958 but it does also allow you to build dumps on top of schools and gaps in reality because it is really easy and fun to break
road anarchy can be used in 2 ways: break the game or bypass stupid placing rules to make a good city
@@twoslimes7251 and the former is a hell of a lot funner than the latter
@@dogsareawesome6663 Not for me.
This is the way to do advertising. Not those minute long ad reads that everyone skips.
this is an ad?
@@suprise2311 yep, really impressive one
Shorts description (top right menu) says sponsored by Paradox, so this is an ad, ye
Congrats on the sponsorship! You deserve that.
“The way it’s set up, we could all be drinking our- oh no.”
Mason's realization at the end is golden, bro really casually drank it
Bot
@@Ratsarehomies I think I have lost count on how many times I have run into Heisenberg. I think it is a sign that I should finish breaking bad.
@@d.unterreiner161 yeah same
its golden, just like the drink
Yup
What is a spaghetti interchange that sounds terrifying
it is
Ah, an American eh? Don't have spaghetti junctions over the pond?
There a thing called a spaghetti junction in the UK. Don't ask me why it's called that cause I don't really know.
@@harrisonnightingale6600 cos it looks like spaghetti
@@harrisonnightingale6600 it's called a spaghetti junction because it is exactly what it sounds like
I can only imagine what would happen in the CS2 audit 💀
It's a bit tangy 💀
The one true problem of city skylines is the traffic all wants to go IN ONE FUCKING LANE. Mainly because theres bugger all you can do to encourage them differently.
Lane mathematics.
In fairness, it's not completely divorced from reality.
There’s a mod called TM:PE that fixes that, also comes with a bunch of other AI changes you can toggle in settings and intersection managers so you can manage where each lane is allowed to go, and rules, and customize traffic lights, and setup road rules like no parking, speed limit, etc. you can also setup yield signs and stuff the list of things it adds is too much to add here
@@justinolsen488cities skylines 2 has it all fixed
Because the pathfinding means the fastest way to destination. If that's their route, they will not change it no matter what. If it's traffic with 100 cars lining up? Nahh, that's fine. (Leaving the other lanes completely open) Cities Skylines horrible traffic AI was what caused My power plants failing. Yeah, power plants. Which every of my services rely on. I don't even have a single wind turbine or solar panel!
But luckily, the upcoming Cities Skylines 2 got that covered! 👍
Edit: No matter how hard I try to fix it, It won't work.
High school? Never heard of it😂
Save kids from being traumatized by sending them straight to college from elementary.
@@AnhTrieu90 I feel like that would traumatize them in new and exciting ways
Did I go to "high school?" No, I went to 🍃high🍃 school.
please get this comment to 420 likes.
@@snakewithapen5489 exactly🥲
@@Salt_Master_Queue maybe try writing it in the main comment section as well
Who know how high can you get out there😉
Most normal Schlatt's Cities Skylines stream:
That defeated "please make a city better than this" got me howling
RT Game, CallMeKevin and Real Civil Engineer all start to sweat 😂
RT game did make a literal spaghetti interchange
Don't forget LetsGameItOut
*Real Civil Engineer/RCE
RCE casually making every roads to look like penises
So we gonna ignore martincitopants’ and RTgamrs poop volcanoes
Just wait until he sees let's game it out
I swear mason has the immune system of a god and the problem solving skills of Albert Einstein
Perfectly describes my city, EXCEPT for the 9 nuclear plants placed beside each other.
Fr
high chance of a super nuke explosion.
what
Bro can't be bothered using wind
If mason ever walked onto the scene of a letsgameitout incident, he'd probably implode
"What happens if i build everything using only handrails?"
Yeah, imagine him walking into his restaurant...or zoo...or theme park...or basically anywhere else xD
@@_jpg Could you imagine how long it would take to nit-pick at every detail, probably as long as an actual letsgameitout video lol
*Josh from Letsgameitout has enter the chat*
I actually kinda want to see the collab now
I genuinely had no idea that this was an advertisement, it was so masterfully done, and I genuinely want to try the game now.
"Hey, this is Josh! And welcome to Let's Game it Out!"
I remember that in order to unlock a super building, you literally need a high percentage of the population to be sick. So the game literally encourages you to pump sewage into your water supply temporarily.
Temporarily?
Nah, I built a dummy city to unlock the unique building for that. Drinking sewage water is forever their fate.
I just used a mod to unlock everything
the ads on gold fm (i think thats how the 'radio station' is called) perfectly represent the game. they are so stupid and bad. highly recommend listening to them sometime
With a recent update, you can do that to generate an insane amount of money
"Country roads....take me home!"
RTGame pride!!!
To the place
I belong!
Cities Skylines, take me home country roads!
@@luciejohnson4081WEST VIRGINIA
"I'm actually impressed it even functions"
Thanks, it's like UNO: The users do most of the work.
I made a massive pitt put 30,000 people in and then removed a dam that blocked a massive lake of turds i've been building for 10 years.
This is the best ad I've seen in a while.
Ye
Agreed
Am I the only person attempting to build something normal?
Aber Natürlich.
But actually, no. I wanted to say bad cities give good Viewrates. But Teaville by Biffa (RUclips) is also a normal city
I try my best to make actually good cities. And I'm the kind of person that uses mods for realistic parking requirements, population density, rush hours, etc. I basically use CS as a form of wish fulfillment for an actually well designed city instead of whatever the fuck America is doing.
@@bishop8958 there are mods for that?
I make poop dams
Am i ok
Honestly thats a pretty good city by my standards. No impending doom due to oversized dams, shit power plants, untouched forest fires, 500 people at a single bus stop, so _So_ much noise pollution (and regular for that matter), flooding full cemeteries with poop to destroy and rebuild them, 20 miles long highway backups (IN A SINGLE LANE OF COURSE), airport situated so planes have to take off under a bridge, and of course my personal favorite: NO TRAFFIC LIGHTS.
Dont forget the massive sewage pit overlooked by the eye of sauron or something
Bro is in Call Me Kevin's city lmao.
nah the spaghetti roads make me thinks it rts
@@pointcrowscreepyuncle rts game has chaotic order, but Kevin is just chaotic childish lol
For a town named shitsville
Sewage in water is definitely intentional
Imagine this guy did a safety audit on one of "Let's Game It Out"'s video...
This is literally like “let’s game it out” omg💀🤣
This feels like a direct shot at CallMeKevin
And I love them both
Get the poopvolcaino and we got rtgame
@@kiwigaming09 POOPVOLCANO POOPVOLCANO POOPVOLCANO
Lmao 😂😂
bro would have an aneurysm if he saw greystillplays cities
YES
Or RT Game's
pov: "Lets game it out" made the city
Let’s Game It Out got half of a city underwater😂
I once did a city that had a sewage dam to produce power, and it actually kinda worked. I placed a few tourist attractions there as well, like a floating cafe and a pier.
Absolutely fucking not
Next or the sewage?!?
@@superNova5837 imagine trying to enjoy your latte and you just smell shit
@@superNova5837 the dam produced power with only the sewage the city of 70,000 generated. It wasnt a lot of power, and it was not a steady flow of power, but still. As I said, it kinda worked.
See, this is smart. The floating cafes and piers don't need restrooms. You can eat/drink, then when you really HAVE to go, you're already there.
Jaden And Jackson created ads for cities skylines????? Holyshit cities skylines's marketing teams got taste
Whenever I play city skylines, my people be drinking doodoo water
Bro the spaghetti interchange??
Welcome to Birmingham
I hope to god Mason never visits any town I've ever made. He'd have an aneurysm.
He met Real Civil Engineer-
loll
Glad he didn’t find the strongest shape…
Wait till he meet let's game it out
the 10 miles of traffic backed up on the exit ramp enjoying the scenic view of 8 garbage incinerators
sometimes when I get high asf and go outside I get into huge thought processing of city planning. like it's all gotta mesh together and it's amazing how someone actually managed to figure everything out. should definitely try this game
RT: Makes a city.
City: Why do I hear boss music?
🎶 country roads... Take me home🎶
To the place I belong
RTGame’s Cities Skylines attempts in a nutshell
"attempts"? Mind you, they were all very efficient and functional cities. You need _a lot_ of people to live comfortably in a place to fill an entire volcano with shit...
"Everyone would be drinking their own..."
*Looks at glass*
"Oh no."
Had me dying XD
Don't worry it is sterilized
This is they type of Cities Skylines ads they need to be making.
Dude did a safety audit on a city skylines design less psychotic than Greystillplayz…
Heh. Gotta love Graystillplayz!
He found out where the city name came from
Bonecrusher has to change his name to bonescrushed now.
Was expecting him to say that having a giant bowl full of sewage next to the city isn't a great idea because if it suddenly broke the entire city would be flooded
got my city to 400k pop and 80% positive on traffic flow. was pretty proud of that.
GG! My traffic is terrible lol
"Hi, I'm Mason, and I'm conducting the safety audit on... West Virginia? It's just a town, not the actual state of West Virginia."
"So first off, I saw this giant stone column as I came into town, care to tell me what that's all about? ...It's full of what? That... no, you never build waste disposal UPHILL, it'll seep into the ground and- * sigh * Right, I'm just gonna..." * starts writing *
"What is... is this supposed to be a road? What do you mean 'It works'?! Cars can't just- * car goes up the vertical road * What the-"
"Ok, I'm getting a lot of complaints saying 'the school's a dump'. Did you provide enough funding for them to hire... * sees school * janitors... YOU BUILT A GARBAGE DUMP ON TOP OF THE SCHOOL?!"
"Ok, I think we're just about done here. It's not looking good. You can probably expect a pretty hefty fine from the state in the mail soon..."
* country roads starts playing *
"?"
Random citizen: "Oh no."
* everyone starts screaming *
"What's going on, why is... OH SH-"
Hello fellow RTGame fan
W
He Reviews a typical Real Civil Engineer City. Expecially the Spaghetti-Interchange.
Sounds like a let’s game it out episode
the first 3 seconds is how i see Kevin getting audited with his playthroughs
And RTgame
It's a miracle that the water looks so clean, too.
Happiest person in a let's game it out cities skylines video
CITIES: SKYLINES
"This why there are so many types of engineers."
That city name was prophetic
That was the smoothest ad I've seen in a while
Lets Game it Out (Josh):. . . . okay were just gonna trap you in a isolated wall for forever
this is how you make a nice sponsored sketch lol
I love how you did the add and still made it as entertaining as the normal stuff
A safety inspector video on a hive city would be pretty cool ngl
Warhammer 40k hive city or something else?
@@NickAsNickName yep the 40k one
bro i feel like lets game it out made this city
I’m addicted to making all the main roads spaghetti highways and putting only the tallest buildings and windmills inbetween the gaps, and the rest of the city lies below it with only 2 roads to get up or down
"Tastes a bit tangy."
Oh of only this safety dude saw Graystillplays cities lmao
Or lets game it out
@@dmitrijohnson8678 Oh I completely forgot about him, you're so right though
@@chillycatmanoriginal1379 rtgame made a litteral poop volcano he filled a tall spire up with shit and then used a metor to cause it flood the city i think he takes the cake hw also made a 90 degree road in the same city
I accidentally did that because for some reason the treatment plant has way less reach so the network needed a sewage outlet but I placed that upstrean from the pump
This is what Let's Game it Out would do
the spaghetti interchange had me dead 🤣
At some point Mason needs to either get a huge raise or the Medal of Honor with half the stuff he goes through
Bro even went to City: Skylines to make a short about it
I would love to see him redo this video but the city is what a speed runner built for world record.
Ladies and gents, this is how you do an ad
Me, putting all the water towers in the industrial districts
This sounds like something “Let’s Game It Out” would do
Love that RT's Spaghetti Junction is in this! At least the audit was done before the many apocalypses.
Pretty sure Britain learned firsthand why that’s a bad idea
Ahh, the water gave it away, welcome to Flint
“City skyline”
“Please make a better city than this”
-TheJacksonField
I would kill for a safety Audit for Wuhu Island from Wii Sports Resort/Pilotwings Resort/Wii Fit Plus.
I never knew how badly I needed this until I read your comment 👀
That volcano DEFINITELY didn't have handrails