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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @joeblack333
    @joeblack333 Год назад +43

    "I have no idea what that means, Sir, but it seems very negative to me." I dont know why but that puts me on the floor every time.

    • @bryangrim6021
      @bryangrim6021 11 месяцев назад +5

      I’ve always been the exact same way! I remember as a very young person watching this movie and after watching that scene, rolling around on the floor, dying in laughter, and it still hits me that hard today. His delivery was just hilarious. 😂

    • @dakotakohlhof3334
      @dakotakohlhof3334 6 месяцев назад

      On god

  • @firefightergoggie
    @firefightergoggie 3 года назад +83

    "Lieutenant, you don't know whether you're shot, fu*ked, power burnt or snake bit".
    Classic line.

    • @ekathe85
      @ekathe85 2 года назад +6

      "My son, the shadow of your ass would weigh 20 pounds". Taylor had some of the best lines, and that's a lot to say when Robin Williams plays the main.

    • @anb7408
      @anb7408 Год назад +2

      Dang, I forgot all about that shadow line! 😂😂😂

  • @ricksmith2484
    @ricksmith2484 4 года назад +189

    2:14 "Lieutenant You don't know if you're shot, f'd, powder burned, or snake bit" ...all in a Texas Accent...best line in a Military Movie ever.

    • @leftcoaster67
      @leftcoaster67 4 года назад +8

      I love that line.

    • @bustergutz231
      @bustergutz231 4 года назад +6

      That is by far the best line ever...

    • @jojack1234567890
      @jojack1234567890 3 года назад

      The 3 minute mark of this clip from The Boys in Company C. R. Lee Ermey and Stan Shaw aka (Pvt Washington). Have the most intense conversation about how we are all green. NOT BLACK OR WHITE YOU ARE GREEN. ruclips.net/video/IDSv6VWB6VE/видео.html&ab_channel=Michael This could be called insane the way the conversation goes as far as what you can say in the military. but its POWERFUL.

  • @jqryan
    @jqryan 2 года назад +60

    "Sir... In my heart, I know I'm funny"
    "Thank you Lieutenant"
    One of the great moments of Cinema.

    • @Wubby805
      @Wubby805 2 года назад

      Made me weep.

    • @anb7408
      @anb7408 Год назад +2

      The General’s nice way of saying: “no you’re not, now f*** off!” 😂😂😂😂

    • @Mandalorianof501st
      @Mandalorianof501st 10 месяцев назад +1

      I’m sure there are more pathetic things to say in life. But I can’t think of them.

  • @KS-xk2so
    @KS-xk2so 5 лет назад +151

    "Hey Haulk, eat a bag of shit! You suck!" Hahahahaha I love that in this movie a man fighting a war actually took time to write and send in that letter, lol

    • @alfonsomunoz4424
      @alfonsomunoz4424 3 года назад +8

      I pissed myself hearing that

    • @eddiewinehosen6665
      @eddiewinehosen6665 3 года назад +1

      Hauk*

    • @MichaelLee-tt7gm
      @MichaelLee-tt7gm 3 года назад +13

      "Now that's pretty much to the point, sir, not much grey area in this one."

    • @arizonadaveellis7500
      @arizonadaveellis7500 2 года назад

      Robert Wuhl! Well he's got my vote! He's the one that was fartin' around to Volare in The Hollywood Knights! Funny scene!

    • @testodude
      @testodude Год назад

      When I was this in the theater, I damn near fell out of my seat over that line. I was crying.

  • @MichaelLee-tt7gm
    @MichaelLee-tt7gm 4 года назад +112

    "The other 1,100 calls say that the man can't do comedy to save his dick...! That's a direct quote, sir."
    People talk about Bruno Kirby as a foil to Robin Williams, but Forest Whitaker has his own genius knack for comedic timing.

    • @brianshooter_6723
      @brianshooter_6723 3 года назад +4

      Imagine if haulk was captured by the NVA or VC. They said he won't be killed if he make them laugh... Moments later haulk was shot on the foot. One of the VC said "You joke suck little GI, no one like polka, at least the last GI we captured was funny that we let him live" then haulk ask "who was it?" and NVA said "radio man name Adrian cronauer" and Haulk realize that the General and other soldier's was right "Cronauer was funny and he's not"

    • @UltraGalaxyify
      @UltraGalaxyify 3 года назад +5

      ""Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls!" I have no idea what that means sir, but that seems very negative to me!" is my personal favorite line of his.

    • @jedironin380
      @jedironin380 6 месяцев назад

      @macofalltrades6396 🤣🤣

  • @twofiveb
    @twofiveb 3 года назад +26

    “Sir, in my heart I know I am funny.” Well, he made me laugh when he said that with a straight face. 😆

    • @1TigerAce
      @1TigerAce 5 месяцев назад

      I think of J.K. Simmons character from spider man laughing at Peter.

  • @ekathe85
    @ekathe85 2 года назад +42

    I LOVE that letter / call reading scene. The sheer nastiness of the insults leveled at Hauk, plus the enthusiasm and apparent obliviousness Garlic and Dreiwitz put into reading them, plus General Taylor's sarcastic observations, "I think the troops are trying to tell us something, fellas". Absolute comedy gold.

  • @brentfugett2700
    @brentfugett2700 3 года назад +40

    Noble Willingham did a brilliant job as General Taylor. His facial expression at Hauk as he says "In my heart I know I'm funny" is GOLD.

    • @shotforshot5983
      @shotforshot5983 Год назад +4

      He was very believable. I've met officers like him. BTW, he was army during Korea.

    • @UltraGalaxyify
      @UltraGalaxyify 29 дней назад +1

      Yeah, that's the face that says "Well, I tried".

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 4 года назад +50

    "Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny."
    "You're not funny in anyone else's hearts, lieutenant. *Reinstate the man."*

  • @Duskets
    @Duskets 2 года назад +95

    People (rightfully) applaud Robin Williams’ performance, but I think just as much praise should be given to Bruno Kirby, who played Steven Haulk so effectively that one could very easily forget he was simply acting.
    The sheer conviction with how he says “sir, in my heart I know I’m funny” is such an exemplary demonstration of how the audience can dislike but also pity the Lieutenant.

    • @5pointpm
      @5pointpm 2 года назад +6

      Can't agree more, Kirby is brilliant at not being funny! Pure acting talent to be pretend being that bad. I do wonder how he kept a straight face while saying in his heart he knew he was funny.

    • @grisslebear
      @grisslebear Год назад

      ​@@5pointpm
      22,963 takes.

    • @grisslebear
      @grisslebear Год назад +1

      I've always heard it said taht any fool in front of a camera can make the audience love you. Real acting talent is when you can make the hate you.

    • @danielvanr.8681
      @danielvanr.8681 Месяц назад

      To which the General merely says _"thank you, Lieutenant!"_ and -- against military custom -- salutes first. It's no doubt his way of saying _"shut up, kid, and get the f out of my office!"_ 😂

  • @TheMickeymental
    @TheMickeymental 4 года назад +66

    Watched this many years ago and missed one of the funniest lines written in a movie at 1:42. "It don't make a damn whether you play Polka or don't play Polka, its military politics. It's nothing personal the men just like him better than they do you"

  • @ThunderPants13
    @ThunderPants13 5 лет назад +49

    General Taylor: Don't worry Hauk, in a few years you'll come to my ranch and I'll teach you how to be a cowboy so you and Mitch and Phil can bring in my herd. I'll be as happy as a puppy with two peters.

  • @natalieps2387
    @natalieps2387 3 года назад +79

    The general was such a sweet man . The villain guys took radio way too seriously. It's all about keeping the morale of the troops high with the hell they are in. The other 2 guys just didnt get it.

    • @florbfnarb7099
      @florbfnarb7099 3 года назад +6

      Indeed. The LT was a complete and unmitigated dumbass, and the Sergeant Major was just a vicious tyrant.

    • @donotneed2250
      @donotneed2250 3 года назад +11

      I was in South Korea when they changed the country music time slot from 0600. Before the week was over it was changed back. When you're in a deep sleep and start hearing country you knew it was time to get up and start your day. When they changed it just about everybody was late...

    • @michaelconsuegra7316
      @michaelconsuegra7316 2 года назад

      The General is cool.
      Sgt. Major Dickerson is a real prick.

    • @thefriar8883
      @thefriar8883 2 года назад

      Psychological shit man, have to control the narrative in every way possible. Even if theres a hint of anti-war sentiment, you dont want the troops on the ground to get any ideas.

  • @ReaverLordTonus
    @ReaverLordTonus 3 года назад +93

    He just doesn't get it that it's not about him, they're in a war, men are coming all the way over there, far from home, and not necessarily by choice. If they need to hear someone to make them smile or laugh in order to ease their fear and tension, take their minds off the shitshow they're in, for even a few minutes, then thats what they need. Regardless of his personal beliefs the morale of the army is top priority.

    • @charlesphillips430
      @charlesphillips430 2 года назад +1

      If refuse that draft; it was unfair. Poor kids fought, died as rich scum loafed out of it

    • @appalachianoperator
      @appalachianoperator Год назад +7

      You'd be surprised by the amount of officer's who's job it is to fix morale who couldn't give a shit about morale. And only care about their careers

    • @MrAdybear
      @MrAdybear Год назад +1

      The final sentence you wrote is what it's all about

    • @ronniebishop2496
      @ronniebishop2496 Год назад +4

      19 years old kids that grew up with the Beatles don’t want to hear a polka. That’s Lawrence’s welks bag.

    • @ronniebishop2496
      @ronniebishop2496 Год назад +1

      @@BanthisyoutubeAbsolutely. When I heard Judy Collins sing Amazing Grace, for the first time. I’d never heard it before in the United States. It reminded me of a bigger idea.?

  • @haveatomato
    @haveatomato 5 лет назад +23

    Bruno Kirby’s last line has to be one of the funniest lines and deliveries of all time 😂

    • @charlesphillips430
      @charlesphillips430 3 года назад +2

      Entire movie was hilarious! Especially this scene. If I went to nam I'd want to be with these clowns.

  • @bodybagking1782
    @bodybagking1782 4 года назад +40

    Lt Haulk: In my heart I know I'm funny
    His Heart: LIES

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 4 года назад +2

      LOL I don't know how he delivered that line with a straight face, I bet it took a few takes

    • @michaelconsuegra7316
      @michaelconsuegra7316 2 года назад

      He's not funny.
      He's pathetic.

  • @MichaelLee-tt7gm
    @MichaelLee-tt7gm 4 года назад +40

    "Sir, you're not funny. Ask around." I love my mother dearly, but she can't tell a joke, and I use that line on her all the time. She always laughs.

    • @thalivenom4972
      @thalivenom4972 4 года назад

      not cos its funny. its cos shes your mum.

  • @dcram76
    @dcram76 6 лет назад +161

    i thought bruno kirby easily held his own against robin williams in this movie. "sir, in my heart i know i'm funny."

    • @Davegvg3576
      @Davegvg3576 5 лет назад +10

      Kirbys best role - playing the easily despised Hauk.

    • @dcram76
      @dcram76 5 лет назад +8

      Dave Sampson I didn’t really despise him like sgt major, just anal about protocol. Bruno played him in s way that made him likeable. Like I said, I thought he held his own against Robin Williams. He made me laugh out loud.

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 5 лет назад +3

      The guy could probably WRITE routines but we all know he can't perform them!

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 лет назад +5

      david cram “unfortunately lieutenant, half the fucking US military disagrees with you and I’m one of them”

    • @billgreen576
      @billgreen576 4 года назад +7

      He was excellent. A perfect foil on which Williams could bounce funnies. Just looked him up and was saddened and shocked to find he died in 2006 aged just 57.

  • @OldMovieFan1973
    @OldMovieFan1973 Год назад +2

    The Colonels face after He. says "in my heart i know i am funny"
    It just kills me 😂😂😂😂

  • @tonywoconish6695
    @tonywoconish6695 3 года назад +5

    🗣at the very end…the General salutes the LT. ….in other words,”LT, get out of my office, DISMISSED!!!”
    🤣😂😅

  • @emperorconstantine1.361
    @emperorconstantine1.361 5 лет назад +41

    Unless polka’s are played by Weird Al Yankovich...I completely agree with the troops.

  • @0475cmoore
    @0475cmoore Год назад +1

    You don’t know whether you’re shot, fucked, powder burned or snake bit!! Best line of the whole damn movie. I must admit I’ve stolen that a couple times over the years.

  • @leastlikedcritic7529
    @leastlikedcritic7529 Год назад +2

    Bruno Kirby is so good in the movie playing a character you don't like, but can't help feel bad for.

  • @agenttheater5
    @agenttheater5 6 лет назад +24

    I don't mind a good Polka - and this one was funny when it had the visuals of the running men to go with it - but even I know that's not what you play to make a group of guys feel at home while they're serving overseas!

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 5 лет назад +29

    "Ah think ah see a pattern formin' here..."

  • @anthonygibson660
    @anthonygibson660 3 года назад +13

    "Sir, you heard from the men who don't like my humor, but what about the silent masses that do?"

    • @WAEVOICE
      @WAEVOICE 3 года назад +9

      "Son, do you ever wonder why they're silent in the first place?"

    • @TheFanboy19
      @TheFanboy19 3 года назад

      @@WAEVOICE 😂 that's a good one! 😂

  • @KrosanBeast315
    @KrosanBeast315 6 лет назад +128

    This guys thinks playing Polka for the military is a good thing...this guy is worse than the enemy!!

  • @djdoyle9
    @djdoyle9 2 года назад +6

    "Son, you don't know whether you're fucked, shot, powder-burned or snakebit." Classic line.

  • @carlhicksjr8401
    @carlhicksjr8401 3 года назад +7

    The whole conversation between Houk and The General is wildly overstated. The only time a general ever tries to explain something to a butterbar is when he's 'explaining' how stupid said butterbar is.
    In real life the whole discussion would go something like this:
    Houk walks in and salutes.
    The General returns the salute.
    Houk: 'You wanted to see me, sir?"
    The General: "Cronaur. Reinstate him."
    Houk: "Yes, sir."
    The General: "That's all."
    Houk, saluting, "Yes, sir."
    Houk turns and leaves.

    • @jackoconnor6662
      @jackoconnor6662 2 года назад +4

      The General was in charge of the radio station, so it was a more informal environment. The scene fit well with the relationship the General had with the men who worked there. Also, he wasn't a hard ass with his men. He was good natured which is why he tried to let Haulk down easy.

  • @marcwisti338
    @marcwisti338 7 лет назад +13

    Lieutenant, you don't know whether you're shot, fucked, powder burnt, or snake bit........lmao

    • @larrystimely5628
      @larrystimely5628 6 лет назад +3

      There are *so* many great lines from that movie. Noble Willingham was a great guy.

    • @ChrisGWGreen
      @ChrisGWGreen 2 года назад +1

      Quite literally laughed out loud! Thats one quote and a half.

  • @marvinthiessen3454
    @marvinthiessen3454 3 года назад +8

    Lt. Weasel gets his ass handed to him on a platter. The General (Noble Willingham) is one of the best character actors ever. He was a hoot in "The Distinguished Gentleman", (1992).

    • @redknight85
      @redknight85 3 года назад +3

      Many of us loved him as C.D. in Walker Texas Ranger.

    • @marvinthiessen3454
      @marvinthiessen3454 3 года назад

      @@redknight85 I heard he played a supporting role in "Texas Stranger", except I can't tolerate Chuck Norris so I never watched the show.

    • @EamonThePhilogynistWalford
      @EamonThePhilogynistWalford Год назад

      Indeed, the only person who comes close to Noble Willingham's delivery of "SUMBITCH!" these days is Stone Cold Steve Austin. 👍

  • @anb7408
    @anb7408 Год назад +2

    “Lieutenant, you don’t know whether you’re shot, fucked, powder burnt or snake bit!”
    Damn. 😂

  • @illuminocalypse5210
    @illuminocalypse5210 7 месяцев назад

    I love how laid back and down to earth the general is. He has his thumb on the pulse of the men and what they want and he listens closely to it.

  • @ExplorerDS6789
    @ExplorerDS6789 4 года назад +38

    I have to admit I felt sorry for Hauk in this scene. Sure, he may have been a dick, but he seemed genuinely hurt by what people said about him, and he probably does think he's actually funny. Yeah, he's a jerk, but he has feelings.

    • @Velts125
      @Velts125 3 года назад +9

      Yes. I think the expression on the General's face indicated that, right before he dismissed him.

    • @silascallison
      @silascallison 2 года назад +3

      He wasn’t funny he was just trying to impress Dickerson and Nixon

    • @michaelconsuegra7316
      @michaelconsuegra7316 2 года назад +3

      @@silascallison Not only that I think he was jealous of Cronaur as well.

    • @silascallison
      @silascallison 2 года назад +1

      @@michaelconsuegra7316 Hauk was a man who didn’t have the luxury of saying anything positive the whole entire movie he only knew that Dickerson was jealous of Cronour and wanted Adrian out of the way it was just that they made a agreement with the general to suspend Adrian

  • @GeneralG1810
    @GeneralG1810 4 года назад +16

    Kirby was great I have to appreciate any actor who want's to be THAT hated

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor 5 лет назад +10

    I've never seen a more prudish officer in my life.

  • @martykeaton182
    @martykeaton182 6 лет назад +27

    Haulk doesn’t know jack.

  • @walboyfredo6025
    @walboyfredo6025 3 года назад +2

    1:17 CAPTAIN?? The complainer was so pissed off that got Haulk's rank wrong!!! LOL!

  • @AMD7027
    @AMD7027 Год назад

    I’ve been there. I once had of rear admiral. Ask me why I didn’t want to work on his program. Standing there in front of him I had visions of me on an ice breaker heading north on watch. When he asked that question, I simply closed my my eyes, clicked my heels, thought of England and said Admiral, I will be more than happy to join your project team. Actually, it turned out pretty well for me as I was able to accomplish the goals assigned to me and got a promotion out of the end but it wasn’t what I originally wanted to do but in the situation’s a request from the admiral is an order.

  • @bluetoad2001
    @bluetoad2001 3 года назад +2

    Bruno is definitely funny , sir yes sir….reinstate the man

  • @toddgrogg2810
    @toddgrogg2810 3 года назад +4

    I have to give it to the Lt, he definitely held his own against the general. It takes alot for a Lt, to speak to a general like that.

  • @alejandroyava
    @alejandroyava 3 года назад +3

    I always believed that Lieutenant Haulk was the one that made that call prasing him himself.

  • @kingrey465
    @kingrey465 3 года назад +2

    No way a butter bar would speak to a Brigadier that way

  • @KOHF34
    @KOHF34 2 года назад +3

    If there were more generals like General Taylor during the Vietnam War, the US would have won.

  • @descarroll2039
    @descarroll2039 3 года назад +3

    The General was the business.....

    • @michaelconsuegra7316
      @michaelconsuegra7316 2 года назад

      I think the General was very nice.
      The Seargent Dickerson was real prick.

  • @Rabascan
    @Rabascan 4 года назад +8

    I'm afraid that's what happens when someone gets laughed at so often that the only way to keep sanity is believing they're being laughed with.

  • @factorylad5071
    @factorylad5071 2 года назад +1

    This sounds like a good come back 2:12 but I can't make out what the 3rd option is.

  • @backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873
    @backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873 6 лет назад +31

    If this were real he'd have gotten his ass beat for slamming that door behind him

    • @Capcoor
      @Capcoor 6 лет назад +5

      Back When Army Of Two First Came Out Was that really a slam? I’ve slammed doors before, and frankly, I don’t think that qualifies.

    • @ericpatten6204
      @ericpatten6204 4 года назад +2

      Hey buddy guess what? Us soldiers don't beat anyone's ass in our own unit for being disrespectful. Rare exceptions being when people are drunk off base or a guy fucked your wife or whatever. But fuck no. If you beat a guy up for just slamming a door yoire gonna lose rank and maybe goto jail

    • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
      @DarkEagle-vx9hd 4 года назад

      Are you for real? You sound like a former upstairs neighbor of mine that every time I closed my doors with any force at all, he took it personally! A real slam is when it shakes the walls.

    • @treyoftriphorya
      @treyoftriphorya 4 года назад +1

      Like a code red

    • @ChicagoDB
      @ChicagoDB 3 года назад +1

      Lieutenant slamming a General's door? No ass beating...worse...the worst duty postings imaginable until the boss got bored with dreaming those up.

  • @user2921-n9h
    @user2921-n9h 5 месяцев назад

    "in my heart, I know I am funny" good.....

  • @Herr-Kommandant
    @Herr-Kommandant 5 лет назад +3

    Lieutenant you don't know whether you're shot fucked powder burnt or snake bit. LMAO xD

  • @Farlomous
    @Farlomous Год назад +1

    the casting in the movie was awesome, Williams for obvious reasons. But Bruno Kirby, J.T. Walsh who was a natural villain, Noble Willingham, Forest Whitaker, even Robert Wuhl who is always good with those minor roles.

  • @wilmetteentwistle9242
    @wilmetteentwistle9242 4 года назад +6

    Butter bars wouldn't speak to a one star like that

    • @ChicagoDB
      @ChicagoDB 3 года назад

      Never...the only two unprompted words out of a 2LT's mouth to a man with a Star are "Yes Sir".

    • @Velts125
      @Velts125 3 года назад +1

      Depends on the General I suppose.

  • @rodneymarsden3003
    @rodneymarsden3003 3 года назад +3

    You have to feel sorry for the poor bastard.

  • @robertsilva1016
    @robertsilva1016 3 года назад +1

    The second lieutenant in the scene was also in City slickers part 1 with the general

  • @fooman2108
    @fooman2108 3 года назад +2

    I have a family friend who fell into a job she had till Williams died, She had training in stenography and her job to was write down what was ACTUALLY SHOT, not necessarily in the script, but what was said. Most of Williams scenes in the movie just had the notation 'Adrian does....." her job was to make sure if they had to RESHOOT it, they could repeat it. She worked on Aladdin with him also....

  • @trainshavewheels
    @trainshavewheels 4 года назад +1

    0:37 'surgically removed'!!!! 😆😅😂🤣

  • @purpl3_papertig346
    @purpl3_papertig346 3 года назад

    I think that last line was the funniest joke he ever delivered!

  • @kingofburnttoast
    @kingofburnttoast 2 года назад +2

    "Sir, you heard from the men who don't like my humor! But what about the silent masses that do?"
    Ah yes, the one thing every wannabe comedian hopes for. A silent crowd.....

  • @warriorsorb1111
    @warriorsorb1111 3 года назад +2

    He reminds me of Frank Burns

  • @backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873
    @backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873 6 лет назад +43

    This movie did a pretty good job at criticizing the over-emphasis on discipline and lack of fun/morale boosting in the military.
    The US military would be stronger if there was more compassion and acceptance, while also focusing on strength, tactics, and unity.
    Instead it's about blindly following orders and doing exactly what your commanding officer says always or you will be punished like it's some middle-school gym class. It doesn't help.

    • @freddymarcel-marcum6831
      @freddymarcel-marcum6831 5 лет назад +3

      I always tried to have fun in the Navy, I may as well have been on the USS Hater

    • @indyracingnut
      @indyracingnut 5 лет назад +8

      I couldn't disagree more. Discipline within the ranks is paramount. Sure morale means a whole hell of a lot, but without discipline, you have no morale.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 лет назад +5

      indyracingnut still need to have fun every now and again, just look at the marine corps, able to act as unofficial ambassadors while simultaneously engaging in drunken shenanigans and contributing to local population growth, for some people making jokes and telling wisecrackers is how they deal with the fear

    • @ApartmentKing66
      @ApartmentKing66 4 года назад +3

      @@dionjaywoollaston1349 I get the feeling that "contributing to local population growth" is a euphemism for knocking up a bunch of local women.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 года назад +6

      @@ApartmentKing66 you’re a regular Sherlock Holmes

  • @Willysmb44
    @Willysmb44 3 года назад +1

    I can't imagine a scenario where a BG would be talking with a 2LT about anything other telling to the LT to take out his trash from his office (and even THAT would be a job for someone of a higher rank). The LT would be getting this info from a Captain or Major at the highest

  • @Mysteryman-oh4ix
    @Mysteryman-oh4ix 3 года назад +2

    The hate Letters from the U.S army are straight up savage, this comment makes me die every time. “ captain haulk, sucks the sweat off a dead mans balls”😂😂😂😂

  • @BLAB-it5un
    @BLAB-it5un Год назад +1

    Lost in this brilliant scene is the reference to the alleged problems of the country at the time. Nothing the General has to say is historically accurate in terms of why it was all happening. The premise that the US was in Vietnam to defend against the north is simply not true.

  • @strawdawgs78
    @strawdawgs78 5 лет назад +6

    2:37 How do you respond to that?

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 лет назад +2

      strawdawgs78 “unfortunately for you lieutenant half the fucking US military myself included disagrees with you now reinstate the man before the sound of private first halik gets a nice ring to it, am I making myself clear?”

    • @Genesivare
      @Genesivare 4 года назад

      You laugh.

    • @lindseysummers5351
      @lindseysummers5351 4 года назад +1

      Pretty much the way the General did...with stunned disbelief. Then, shut down the conversation.

  • @garrettjackson913
    @garrettjackson913 2 года назад +1

    Hauke and Dickerson forget that the men always come first.

  • @roy_ubombs
    @roy_ubombs Год назад

    "Sir... in my heart I know I'm funny."

  • @AtomicLord81
    @AtomicLord81 4 месяца назад

    "Thank you, Lieutenant." Aka, in this context, "did not ask".

  • @pewterngold
    @pewterngold 3 года назад

    “You don’t know whether you’re shot, fucked, powder burnt or snake bit” 😂😂😂

  • @imadrifter
    @imadrifter 3 года назад +1

    Frenchie was top tier comedy, idk what those G.I.s were smoki *Oh*

  • @thesnakeman8006
    @thesnakeman8006 6 месяцев назад

    And that was the last time anyone heard from hauk, I'm assuming that he resigned or asked to be transferred after what happened,🤷.

  • @charlesphillips430
    @charlesphillips430 2 года назад +1

    That stupid war was a blow to the US military vets whom many still wait for $ for injuries. A total crime.

  • @echohunter4199
    @echohunter4199 Год назад +1

    He’s about as funny as crop failure or crib death.

  • @calebstevens7487
    @calebstevens7487 3 года назад

    Imagine taking time in a war zone to write hate mail to a dj. The hate is real.

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 3 года назад +1

    In a different film, Haulk would be a struggling artist trying to live his dream unappreciated by the masses.

  • @j.calvert3361
    @j.calvert3361 3 года назад +1

    The moment when a soldier hauls another heavy bag of negative RUclips comments.....

  • @jurgschupbach3059
    @jurgschupbach3059 Год назад

    Die Weschtmoräländ of Comedy

  • @codycarter2643
    @codycarter2643 2 года назад +1

    I’m really not a funny guy I just know how to bring funny people together and that makes me look funny haha

  • @fakeidentityesq
    @fakeidentityesq 9 месяцев назад

    He doesn't know how to take a hint. His superior just insulted him and gave him an order and yet he still persists in maintaining his position. If you ever want your career to come to a standstill, do as the lieutenant does.

  • @brendanmatelan2129
    @brendanmatelan2129 2 года назад

    I know that the last thing I want to hear when I turn on the radio, is Polka.

  • @Capcoor
    @Capcoor 6 лет назад +4

    Wasn’t that a half-assed salute?

  • @charleswest6372
    @charleswest6372 2 года назад

    Funny, great acting

  • @markmiller3308
    @markmiller3308 2 года назад

    Hauk is the Arnold J. Rimmer of the Viet Nam Conflict.

  • @terryprescott5308
    @terryprescott5308 2 года назад

    That movie and personalities are priceless

  • @arshaw150
    @arshaw150 4 месяца назад

    We see the same thing from people in Hollywood who say that there are “silent masses” who like what they’re doing, when they can’t stomach the fact that their performances are terrible.

  • @markstevens9546
    @markstevens9546 2 года назад +1

    Do the French like polkas?

  • @curiousgeorge5992
    @curiousgeorge5992 3 года назад

    Captain oblivious

  • @arielg7000
    @arielg7000 3 года назад +1

    OMG COOL MAN about time man

  • @curiousgeorge5992
    @curiousgeorge5992 3 года назад

    90 day Wonder, instant blunder

    • @markfurman4386
      @markfurman4386 2 года назад

      We called them 90 day wonder warriors.

  • @brianshiffler7256
    @brianshiffler7256 Год назад

    Why did u speed up the dialogue?

  • @robertsilva1016
    @robertsilva1016 3 года назад

    The general was also CD Parker Texas ranger on the TV series Walker Texas ranger the general the actor was also in City slickers part 1 and part 2

  • @therealpatriarchy
    @therealpatriarchy 4 года назад

    That's what we always say.

  • @mangravy2000
    @mangravy2000 6 лет назад +1

    Was he a made up character for the movie? I can't find a thing on him.

    • @tyrannosaurusburke
      @tyrannosaurusburke 5 лет назад +5

      "Good Morning Vietnam" is mostly historical fiction. Adrian Crounaur is a real guy who hosted a morning radio show on Armed Forces Radio in Saigon during the Vietnam War, but everything else in the movie is basically made up.

    • @ShadowMoon878
      @ShadowMoon878 4 года назад +2

      @@tyrannosaurusburke The names have been changed but the officer who gave Adrian grief for playing certain rock bands and singers that are banned by the military is real. Also, there was one incident where he escaped a cafe bombing. That was real.

    • @nuanil
      @nuanil 3 года назад

      Cronhauer himself self says, when asked about accuracy of the movie, literally says, "I was in Vietnam, I was in the air force, and I was a disc jockey, now was there anything else?"

  • @shotforshot5983
    @shotforshot5983 Год назад

    If you don't believe polka can be fun/funny, watch SCTV do it! John Candy, Eugene Levy

  • @jessetellez3924
    @jessetellez3924 3 года назад

    I have to say that I never hated the lieutenant in this movie I hated the sergeant major. The lieutenant was just kind of a dork

    • @jackoconnor6662
      @jackoconnor6662 2 года назад

      I agree. The Lieutenant was not mean-spirited at all. He wasn't trying to hurt anyone. He was just a "by the book" army type. Also, he genuinely thought he was funny and talented, but he wasn't. The Sgt-Major was just EVIL! He tried to have Cronauer killed!

  • @chrispile3878
    @chrispile3878 4 года назад

    I have hated Bruno Kirby ever since...

  • @mikeoxhertz526
    @mikeoxhertz526 3 года назад

    Volume was wicked low kinda ruined it for me

  • @elijahrobinson2362
    @elijahrobinson2362 3 года назад

    1:18

    • @elijahrobinson2362
      @elijahrobinson2362 3 года назад +1

      “I have no idea what that means, Sir, but…it seems very negative to me.”

  • @jamesstokes3113
    @jamesstokes3113 4 года назад

    Go kart vape

  • @agenttheater5
    @agenttheater5 6 лет назад

    Who's Gary Louis?

    • @chuckpotockimusic2288
      @chuckpotockimusic2288 6 лет назад +4

      agenttheater5 Gary Lewis is comedian Jerry Lewis' son, he had a 60's band called The Playboys

    • @agenttheater5
      @agenttheater5 6 лет назад

      Thanks....were they any good?

    • @dciccantelli
      @dciccantelli 5 лет назад

      @@agenttheater5 Here - decide for yourself... ruclips.net/video/07LyClUlhqM/видео.html

    • @vickielopez2523
      @vickielopez2523 5 лет назад

      agenttheater5 Gary Lewis- Cathy’s clown, don’t let the sun catch u crying

    • @vickielopez2523
      @vickielopez2523 5 лет назад

      agenttheater5 sorry everybody loves a clown-count me in. Been such along time since I heard his name