No Paradise Earth for worthless and foolish worshippers of the worthless and foolish Satan the Devil. ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ. ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths. They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.
Long story short, back in the 90s my mother had a bad experience trying to be a Jehovah’s Witness, and came back from a convention at the end of her rope. She said the new system would be “hard work shoulder to shoulder with people you cannot stand.” She was trying to stop smoking at the time, but I think she was probably right.
Yep - that was probably the main cause of my depression through my twenties - looking around the KH and realizing I'd be spending eternity with all these annoying arseholes.
@@tulinfirenze1990 🤣🤣 They’re supposed to be known by the love they have amongst themselves, but I and my mother didn’t see much evidence of that. My sister is still in it very strongly though.
@@Pet_Rescue What you are forgetting is you don't have to practice love and caring . You only have to talk about it that was one of the many reasons I quit about 5 years ago .
@@thetruthk5138 Ah I see it now, and there was silly me slogging away applying the scriptures and the advice from the watchtower publications, worrying about bringing reproach on the congregation! I couldn’t provide any of that now. It took me a long time to wind down after I left, (it was easy to leave because no one noticed I was missing, or cared to ask about me, because they are family centric) but I was amazed to find that worldly people could be good, had successful marriages and lives, and were not necessarily the devil incarnate.
@@Pet_Rescue True my wife is a JW and was on zoom and the WT was talking about showing love and kindness. From what I heard from another room . Extremely sad when you have to be told about caring for the elderly the young and those in divided homes (like mine) which should come naturally for anyone let alone a self-righteous Christian. But you only have to do it on a Thursday and Sunday. The main problem I have is that I wouldn't dream about talking about something I don't do , I wouldn't have the nerve unfortunately some people seem to miss the whole point. And I have opted out for my mental well-being .
I still can’t believe this. I’ve been seeking piece in religion throughout a great deal of my life, and yet I found it only once I completely stumped it all out of my mind. It’s been over 2 years now that I didn’t feel ‘doomed’ or ‘cursed’ for every bloody thought. This world has to wake up. My simple (human) thanks to you.
ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ. ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths. They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.
Lloyd, this was so beautifully put together and we can see why it is such a lure, a bait to reel unsuspecting sheep into the actual spider's web. Well done.
When you first popped up in that video ... I'm dead. ☠☠😂😂 Thanks for the much needed laugh today! After all they have done to try and halt production of your channel, IF their prophesy came true and you made it through, too, I'd give anything to see the looks on the faces of the GB when they saw you there. Can you imagine?? 🤣
'cus the birdies will have permission from Jehovah our lord and savior to gobble gobble the meats of the unrighteous of course. My dude get with the teaching you should know that one by now........... lol
Thank you so much Lloyd for depicting the very gruesome reality. The expression on your face as you 'walked out' of the destruction nailed it! I'm so grateful for you and the work you have taken on! even though I only know you here on you tube you have made a valuable life changing impact on me! 💚💚
I love the scene of those witnesses all walking out of a disaster zone, looking like they are all dressed for church and not a hair out of place. I can only imagine the mayhem and destruction going on all around them, as the ladies brush their hair and gentleman put their ties on. 👔 Then out they go, carefully stepping over the dead or dying bodies of their non-JW neighbours. Carefull kids. Don't get your shoes dirty.
ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ. ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths. They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.
why don't they ever show the heavenly stables? obviously someone is taking care of all those battle horse's, armory ECT., and do there thrones just float in empty space when they are at war? will Tony Morris's and Samuel herd's prior military training be sufficient enough to go right to war at the point of rapture? I'm pretty sure Steven Lett wouldn't even have the proper abilities to use a sword, imagine his facial expressions as he swings it!
I got a whole cargroup mad at me once for saying that once we are perfect, we would obviously develop perfect high speed transport, personal vehicles, high tech hydroponics growing etc..since having perfect minds we would have perfect understanding of science. They all see it as a bizarre return to primitive existence instead tho.
I used to have daily panic attacks because of the Armageddon teaching. Since I left this religion, they have stopped. It’s kinda sad how I found more peace outside of religion than in it.
Great work lloyd. Its fantastic you have a sense of humor and your years of indoctrination and brainwashing hasn't zapped you of this. Taking the mick is so important.
Well, the beasts of the field should have joined the JW's when they had the chance, instead of behaving like sheep. There simply aren't enough leopards etc for them to pair up with. PLEASE think it through!
A great video, revealing, amusing and well produced! Thanks for that. I was raised in that sick cult, but escaped its influence at the age of 18. It took several more years of concentrated effort to purge myself of its programming. I may not actually be qualified to examine some of the points made in this film, but I hope that folks will allow me a couple of opinions. The narrator cited the image of a 'line of Jehovah's Witnesses' filing through pretty places as an escape route during the genocide of the rest of the global population, and he asks and rightly so, why would this be necessary for God's chosen? Great point. Their literature is chock FULL of images that exhibit the sheep being sheep - always in a line, always in an ordered stance, always in an organized throng. These images encourage members to think of themselves in terms of being ruled, enslaved, and absolutely owned by a larger entity which IS the organization, or presumably God himself. The very theme of their '1,000 year reign' puts one in mind of Hitlers 1,000 year Reich, with speech, behavior, demeanor and even sexual activity strictly prescribed. (Truly, even sexual practices between man and wife can be cause for 'disfellowshipping,' their equivalent of excommunication, removal from the church). He also likened God's future government to the Star Wars Empire (that was classic, man!) But one has to ask, what's the difference between a 'kingdom' and an 'empire' when obedience is forced under threat of execution? The narrator also cites the opulent lifestyle that apparently exists without modern technology of any kind - I believe that the answer to this also answers the question of wild animals acquiescing to a vegetarian diet; that is, members believe that God will make these things magically appear; it just HAPPENS as a function of God's will. The cleanup effort, we were taught, is NOT a function of God's will, but rather will require survivors to, not only deal with the horrific carnage of billions murdered, but deal with the shock of personally witnessing their own loved ones, family members and friends, even spouses, violently wiped off the face of the Earth for the sin of not joining the cult. No thanks. He makes another great point - Christ's army of the 144,000 raised on high to rule the masses as a perk of being the most exemplary Christians. Doesn't this fly in the face of the very definition of Christianity? So much for humility and service... I guess you haven't really lived until you get to pay Yahtzee with the Apostle Paul or have a beer with Moses. His final and most damning point is that we "can't make sense of the nonsensical." You said it, brother. Forgive my long-windedness, but this insanity is a big subject.
ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ. ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths. They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.
Now you have me wanting to see Jar-Jar edited into all those "going door to door" vids... "Me and Jar-Jar weren't as enthusiastic as before..." [Sad Jar-Jar getting door slammed in his face] =)
Love you trying to get a signal on your phone Lloyd and then being like, “Fuck it.” I would be like, “What fresh hell is this where I can’t use my phone?”
That's a horrendous song, but your acting Lyod is top notch...you're hilarious especially when you were about to puke from all the guts and blood on the brick 😂😂😂 I can't believe the jdubs really believe that they will be walking all happy and safe while the rest of the world is being destroyed 😂😂😂 these people are seriously deluded....as a kid I hated the music and the lyrics to the "book of psalms" that I was forced to sing to, though I wouldn't I would just pretend so my step-dad didn't beat the shit out of me when we got home...I left at 18 and never step foot in another kingdom hall again....
There won’t be anymore strangers exploiting us as servants, as the book of Jeremiah 30 : 8-9. And it must occur in that day , is the utterance of Jehovah, Yahweh, YHWH, Of armies, “That I shall Break one’s yoke from off your neck, and your Bands I shall tear in two, And “no more will strangers exploit Him” as a servant. Verse 9. And they will certainly serve Jehovah, there God and David their king, Whom I shall raise up For them.” What a wonderful love our. Father Yahweh, has no more being servants To the governing body ,” Just Yahweh, and king David. No more building houses of worship for them to sell 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Atheism, Agnosticism, Buddhism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Judaism, etc. are only for worthless fools and liars. ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ. ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths. They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.
Gave me a real cheer this! On the plus side, vomit works quite well with cement so those rebuilt homes will be solid. Stinking of decay and burnt murdered flesh, but solid. 'I love the smell of paradise in the morning.'
Last weekend I went to football game(American football) anyway stadium holds 57000 seats. And for ever reason I looked around thought if JW GB has their way everyone will be dead if they have there way. How dare them be happy ad we die as they go skipping off! I cannot under this type of EVIL.
ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ. ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths. They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.
Oh come on, any halfway competent window cleaner could knock up an X-ray machine and learn the radiology skills necessary to run it. Especially if they had a leopard on hand to help with any tricky bits.
I'm sorry this is so f****** traumatic! How are they allowed to show children this s*** this stuff messed my mind up so bad I still can't recover and it's been over 20 years I'm such a wreck and a mess especially right now with everything going on in the world this just makes it worse!
Look at Noah after the flood they had to start from scratch My JW friend was under the impression that buildings would remain standing and the could choose whatever they wanted.
I asked that question when I was a child, and the elder just said JWs will build everything from scratch. That is the problem without critical thinking, JWs are just following without any afterthought. Good thing I woke up from this nonsense.
There is a little game, for lack of a better word, in the JW culture where people call dibs on the houses or plots of land they want to occupy after Armageddon.
I was told that there would be no need for education or skilled labor because we wouldn't need teachers, doctors, welders, tailors, nurses, carpenters, ect. We will have Jah's blessings on our post destruction works and as we grew toward perfection we would start to use more and more of our intellect and find that these skills will come natural to us, no training needed.
Let's start a new show where they take fifty JWs and make them think Armageddon happened and they were saved by Jesus and now they have to survive on their own. I guarantee they have no clue what to do or how to survive.
Dude, there you go trying to make sense of it all. And btw, I was told in the late 80’s/early 90’s that MY grandfather was one of the last JDubs to make it as a 144K member. So 🤷♀️ now you’re totally messing with my warped theology 😉😂
Atheism, Agnosticism, Buddhism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Judaism, etc. are only for worthless fools and liars. ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ. ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths. They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.
I think it is awesome that they have a list of the 144,000 people from over the last 2000 years that God deemed worthy of heavenly immortality. Do you think they keep that list in the same filing cabinet that they keep the list of known child predators?
From the safety of their kingdom hall the JWs viewed the carnage and destruction going on outside. Meanwhile inside they decided to pick lots as to which home they would occupy in the new system, To the consternation of a lot of brothers and sisters a young couple who had come into the truth only recently drew Buckingham Palace and were over joyed. As soon as the devastation was over they made their way to the Palace but their joy was short lived as when they saw it, it was completely covered in bird sh**
There’s no reason to believe their lowly status will change. Of course, somehow women can rule the Earth as part of the 144,000. They just can’t have a leadership role on Earth 🙄🙄🙄
One more point you noted that it was very similar to the Star Wars piece. I do recall seeing artwork of of I think it was Greek or Roman origin Of their senate Or the Coliseum perhaps with individual boxes visual boxes and areas for the highest ranking individuals it was. I also think I saw it on artwork from the zaroastrians or older artwork, aka Babylon.
I grew up on Star Wars in the 70s80s Love it - still have some vintage toys from that era. The prequels are tough to get through but they have their moments Mandalorian is really good but otherwise Disney and Kathleen Kennedy have given us garbage with a palpable disdain for the OT heroes and their fans
Oh wow, Lloyd made it too! All your hard work as an Elder was taken into consideration. But you will need to do everything. But you won't need a cell phone. Will they have a cake celebration! What language will everyone speak? Hebrew? Spanish? Arabic? English? Latin?
Just a guess , i think the all mighty one is more a gospel person. And if one more person plays that harp again , he is gonna make new strings out of their insides.
I'm surprised they didn't utilize the concept of Mana in global Jewish terms. Yes I mean as they escaped Egypt. Now when I was a little kid I was told Mana was food it's food that tasted like anything I wanted to eat at that moment. Later on they said it wasn't just food it could be anything that was needed at the time it would just magically convert into that, So mayonnaise? Ketchup or perhaps a little Gray poupon(sp?). The idea I was told was that it would morph itself to whatever was needed. Is that what they're expecting monitor drop from heaven and you say I need a yacht and there there is a yacht. Or I need an F15 fighter jet just so that I could travel from place to place As fast as possible since we know that Plane that used to travel fast from Europe to US that's no longer an existence, This would be the replacement I guess and I would magically know how to fly it. Yes surprisingly they haven't gone down that route yet you they've stolen and rewritten and altered old Jewish biblical concepts and text to their own means. The reason why I'm saying the Old Testament because supposedly they still utilize it in their talks.
One can only hope that the sheer silliness of these absurd videos will not be lost on the rank and file JWs and prove a turn off rather than the inspiration the makers intended .Who,honestly,can take these seriously? -apart from Tony Morrison who already shows signs of living in world of his own
I bet the angels will have laser sights, or some other tech. As they are basically alien beings from who knows where. But I am sure the known universe is 13+ billion years old, their tech is far far better than ours lol. Precision fireball cracked me up. Cheers
That leopard is the drawing of the JW girl sleeping under the tree doesn't really look like a leopard. What is that green thing behind Jesus? It looks like some sort of weird spaceship. Maybe it's Xenu the Intergalactic Overlord planning to take over the cosmos from Jehovah?
That's no leopard in the tree, they have spots. That cat in the tree is a panther or puma. Tony Morris thinks he'll be a king ruling over the earth yet he's got no clue one cat species from another. 🤪
Atheism, Agnosticism, Buddhism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Judaism, etc. are only for worthless fools and liars. ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ. ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths. They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.
Lloyd, that's an Oscar worthy performance of your daily struggles in the paradise earth. LOL
No Paradise Earth for worthless and foolish worshippers of the worthless and foolish Satan the Devil.
ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS
Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ.
ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS
All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths.
They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.
The bloody brick had me rolling 😂 🧱🩸
Great parody
The funniest part of the clip, i cried 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love your sense of humor Lloyd !
Long story short, back in the 90s my mother had a bad experience trying to be a Jehovah’s Witness, and came back from a convention at the end of her rope. She said the new system would be “hard work shoulder to shoulder with people you cannot stand.” She was trying to stop smoking at the time, but I think she was probably right.
Yep - that was probably the main cause of my depression through my twenties - looking around the KH and realizing I'd be spending eternity with all these annoying arseholes.
@@tulinfirenze1990 🤣🤣 They’re supposed to be known by the love they have amongst themselves, but I and my mother didn’t see much evidence of that. My sister is still in it very strongly though.
@@Pet_Rescue What you are forgetting is you don't have to practice love and caring . You only have to talk about it that was one of the many reasons I quit about 5 years ago .
@@thetruthk5138 Ah I see it now, and there was silly me slogging away applying the scriptures and the advice from the watchtower publications, worrying about bringing reproach on the congregation! I couldn’t provide any of that now. It took me a long time to wind down after I left, (it was easy to leave because no one noticed I was missing, or cared to ask about me, because they are family centric) but I was amazed to find that worldly people could be good, had successful marriages and lives, and were not necessarily the devil incarnate.
@@Pet_Rescue True my wife is a JW and was on zoom and the WT was talking about showing love and kindness. From what I heard from another room .
Extremely sad when you have to be told about caring for the elderly the young and those in divided homes (like mine) which should come naturally for anyone let alone a self-righteous Christian.
But you only have to do it on a Thursday and Sunday.
The main problem I have is that I wouldn't dream about talking about something I don't do , I wouldn't have the nerve unfortunately some people seem to miss the whole point.
And I have opted out for my mental well-being .
I still can’t believe this. I’ve been seeking piece in religion throughout a great deal of my life, and yet I found it only once I completely stumped it all out of my mind.
It’s been over 2 years now that I didn’t feel ‘doomed’ or ‘cursed’ for every bloody thought.
This world has to wake up. My simple (human) thanks to you.
ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS
Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ.
ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS
All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths.
They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.
Absolutely, a clear mind, logic and critical thinking skills and your well on the way to inner peace.
Lloyd = Legend
Hey Lloyd, at least you too made it to Paradise 😂
Lloyd, this was so beautifully put together and we can see why it is such a lure, a bait to reel unsuspecting sheep into the actual spider's web. Well done.
Thanks! Great series of rebuts and cameo. how I could of been brought up to believe this nonsense is beyond me! At least I can get a laugh now.
Thanks for the very kind support Nicholson! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
Amazing analysis Lloyd, I love your humour!
Lloyd's cameo is so spot on!!! Especially tyhe shell shocked PTSD-expression.
She's a lot safer with a leopard in the tree rather than an elder !
Those elders are wolves in sheep clothing.
Completely right
The amount of elders and ministerial servants arrested for child abuse, you wouldn’t want to be anywhere near them
They think it is going to be a magic land where all things are just provided for them. They never think through how it might all work.
Dreams
When you first popped up in that video ... I'm dead. ☠☠😂😂
Thanks for the much needed laugh today!
After all they have done to try and halt production of your channel, IF their prophesy came true and you made it through, too, I'd give anything to see the looks on the faces of the GB when they saw you there. Can you imagine?? 🤣
So... if there won’t be any carnivores, why would birds eat flesh?.. (Phil)
It would be a gradual process I think.
'cus the birdies will have permission from Jehovah our lord and savior to gobble gobble the meats of the unrighteous of course. My dude get with the teaching you should know that one by now........... lol
@@zetharerey3761 Oh yes of course .. silly me lol.. (Phil)
Thank you so much Lloyd for depicting the very gruesome reality. The expression on your face as you 'walked out' of the destruction nailed it! I'm so grateful for you and the work you have taken on! even though I only know you here on you tube you have made a valuable life changing impact on me! 💚💚
Thanks so much Pamela, I appreciate your kind, affirming words!
🤣🤣🤣🤣........bruh, you can't be catching people off guard like that!!
You crazy for this, Lloyd 😭😭😂😂😂
I love the scene of those witnesses all walking out of a disaster zone, looking like they are all dressed for church and not a hair out of place.
I can only imagine the mayhem and destruction going on all around them, as the ladies brush their hair and gentleman put their ties on. 👔 Then out they go, carefully stepping over the dead or dying bodies of their non-JW neighbours. Carefull kids. Don't get your shoes dirty.
ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS
Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ.
ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS
All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths.
They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.
why don't they ever show the heavenly stables? obviously someone is taking care of all those battle horse's, armory ECT., and do there thrones just float in empty space when they are at war? will Tony Morris's and Samuel herd's prior military training be sufficient enough to go right to war at the point of rapture? I'm pretty sure Steven Lett wouldn't even have the proper abilities to use a sword, imagine his facial expressions as he swings it!
I couldn’t imagine any JWs willing to clean the dung and feed the horses, they balk at cleaning toilets.
Yeah, but those windows will be bloody clean.
He won't have to swing it. He'll make a silly face and Jehovah's adversaries will drop dead from fright....or laughter.
Lett gets a ‘pop gun’ lol 😂
love how you saved bank by filming at the hardware store 😂♥️
Don't worry Lloyd, I love Starwars too!! And that reminds me exactly of that!! 😂😂😂😂
I didn't expect to see you in that hoody! I literally laught out loud! 🤣🤣
I got a whole cargroup mad at me once for saying that once we are perfect, we would obviously develop perfect high speed transport, personal vehicles, high tech hydroponics growing etc..since having perfect minds we would have perfect understanding of science. They all see it as a bizarre return to primitive existence instead tho.
Poor Lloyd has a lot of work to do to make sure everyone has everything to enjoy paradise
Poor Lloyd has to do ALL the work!
It's the making... Who else but the ex ones? The jw will be in party.
Oh I dunno. I thought Tibor must have been particularly gracious. 🙃
@@skepticusmaximus184 HAHA! the true power behind the throne!
I love the star wars reference
I love it! Has the GB ever addressed to the congregations how everyone was going to have this life filled with all these wonderful amenities?
Dahahaha!!! Those video inserts were hilarious!
I used to have daily panic attacks because of the Armageddon teaching. Since I left this religion, they have stopped. It’s kinda sad how I found more peace outside of religion than in it.
Great chuckle, Lloyd.🤣😅
You crack me up LE....love your humous critical reasoning.
Great work lloyd. Its fantastic you have a sense of humor and your years of indoctrination and brainwashing hasn't zapped you of this. Taking the mick is so important.
If you don’t laugh about it, you won’t make it in a normal society lol.
I still struggle sometimes, but then I see Lloyds videos and laugh my ass off.
Nobody ever thinks of all the tens of billions of domesticated animals and farm animals that will waste away and die without their human keepers. 🤔
Aha, they accostumed yo eat processed food not hunting.
Well, the beasts of the field should have joined the JW's when they had the chance, instead of behaving like sheep. There simply aren't enough leopards etc for them to pair up with. PLEASE think it through!
A great video, revealing, amusing and well produced! Thanks for that. I was raised in that sick cult, but escaped its influence at the age of 18. It took several more years of concentrated effort to purge myself of its programming. I may not actually be qualified to examine some of the points made in this film, but I hope that folks will allow me a couple of opinions. The narrator cited the image of a 'line of Jehovah's Witnesses' filing through pretty places as an escape route during the genocide of the rest of the global population, and he asks and rightly so, why would this be necessary for God's chosen? Great point. Their literature is chock FULL of images that exhibit the sheep being sheep - always in a line, always in an ordered stance, always in an organized throng. These images encourage members to think of themselves in terms of being ruled, enslaved, and absolutely owned by a larger entity which IS the organization, or presumably God himself. The very theme of their '1,000 year reign' puts one in mind of Hitlers 1,000 year Reich, with speech, behavior, demeanor and even sexual activity strictly prescribed. (Truly, even sexual practices between man and wife can be cause for 'disfellowshipping,' their equivalent of excommunication, removal from the church). He also likened God's future government to the Star Wars Empire (that was classic, man!) But one has to ask, what's the difference between a 'kingdom' and an 'empire' when obedience is forced under threat of execution? The narrator also cites the opulent lifestyle that apparently exists without modern technology of any kind - I believe that the answer to this also answers the question of wild animals acquiescing to a vegetarian diet; that is, members believe that God will make these things magically appear; it just HAPPENS as a function of God's will. The cleanup effort, we were taught, is NOT a function of God's will, but rather will require survivors to, not only deal with the horrific carnage of billions murdered, but deal with the shock of personally witnessing their own loved ones, family members and friends, even spouses, violently wiped off the face of the Earth for the sin of not joining the cult. No thanks. He makes another great point - Christ's army of the 144,000 raised on high to rule the masses as a perk of being the most exemplary Christians. Doesn't this fly in the face of the very definition of Christianity? So much for humility and service... I guess you haven't really lived until you get to pay Yahtzee with the Apostle Paul or have a beer with Moses. His final and most damning point is that we "can't make sense of the nonsensical." You said it, brother. Forgive my long-windedness, but this insanity is a big subject.
Brilliant!!! Simply Brilliant 🥰😍💕👍👏👏🤣🤣🤣
Wow loved this video great job lloyd xoxo
If only I could have started a bible study with Jar Jar Binks!
ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS
Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ.
ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS
All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths.
They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.
Now you have me wanting to see Jar-Jar edited into all those "going door to door" vids... "Me and Jar-Jar weren't as enthusiastic as before..." [Sad Jar-Jar getting door slammed in his face] =)
I thought about Star Wars and Sci-Fi, too! 😂
Lloyd welding at the Home Depot is my new favorite mental image.
Love you trying to get a signal on your phone Lloyd and then being like, “Fuck it.” I would be like, “What fresh hell is this where I can’t use my phone?”
Love it loyd you are great in that movie hahaha good job well done😂
It's such nonsense the paradise mythology. Thanks Lloyd for bringing it to Lloyd's new light . ✨ you should call all your rebuttals ..
Rutherford would be so proud to see everyone is still obediently clean shaven. Ludicrous.
The brick got me 😂 good one Lloyd
An elephant wandering around a building site 😅
It didn't help to pick up that wood.
No hard hat or anything. Just asking for trouble.
That opening video and song had me rolling on the floor and laughing till it hurt.
That's a horrendous song, but your acting Lyod is top notch...you're hilarious especially when you were about to puke from all the guts and blood on the brick 😂😂😂 I can't believe the jdubs really believe that they will be walking all happy and safe while the rest of the world is being destroyed 😂😂😂 these people are seriously deluded....as a kid I hated the music and the lyrics to the "book of psalms" that I was forced to sing to, though I wouldn't I would just pretend so my step-dad didn't beat the shit out of me when we got home...I left at 18 and never step foot in another kingdom hall again....
All comfortable in Paradise in a nice modern home. Electricity, gas, television? Humour is one way to expose this nonsense. Well done Lloyd.
Yeah Lloyd's acting was pretty good 👍🏽
Jehovah: And once more the Sith shall rule the galaxy!
There won’t be anymore strangers exploiting us as servants, as the book of
Jeremiah 30 : 8-9.
And it must occur in that day , is the utterance of Jehovah, Yahweh, YHWH, Of armies,
“That I shall Break one’s yoke from off your neck, and your
Bands I shall tear in two,
And “no more will strangers exploit Him” as a servant.
Verse 9.
And they will certainly serve Jehovah, there God and David their king,
Whom I shall raise up
For them.”
What a wonderful love our. Father Yahweh, has no more being servants
To the governing body ,”
Just Yahweh, and king
David.
No more building houses of worship for them to sell
🥰🥰🥰🥰
Atheism, Agnosticism, Buddhism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Judaism, etc. are only for worthless fools and liars.
ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS
Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ.
ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS
All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths.
They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.
Gave me a real cheer this! On the plus side, vomit works quite well with cement so those rebuilt homes will be solid. Stinking of decay and burnt murdered flesh, but solid. 'I love the smell of paradise in the morning.'
Last weekend I went to football game(American football) anyway stadium holds 57000 seats. And for ever reason I looked around thought if JW GB has their way everyone will be dead if they have there way. How dare them be happy ad we die as they go skipping off! I cannot under this type of EVIL.
ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS
Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ.
ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS
All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths.
They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.
The best ending to a WT convention ever!
Lazer guided fireballs 💥
I know!!! What the hell am I going to do without my phone??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh...was that inappropriate?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tony Morris trying to do an impression of Johnny Morris and failing badly
I assume the short clip of the X-ray and the lady talking to what looks like a doctor was something out of another video shown at the convention ?
Oh come on, any halfway competent window cleaner could knock up an X-ray machine and learn the radiology skills necessary to run it. Especially if they had a leopard on hand to help with any tricky bits.
“God’s people will live in peace.” while they’re cleaning up billions of dead burnt hotdog bodies half eaten by birds.
It’s like a the movies walking away from and explosion in slow motion.
Wow, they found a lookalike Nathan Fillion and Lloyd Evans.
I'm sorry this is so f****** traumatic! How are they allowed to show children this s*** this stuff messed my mind up so bad I still can't recover and it's been over 20 years I'm such a wreck and a mess especially right now with everything going on in the world this just makes it worse!
Look at Noah after the flood they had to start from scratch My JW friend was under the impression that buildings would remain standing and the could choose whatever they wanted.
I asked that question when I was a child, and the elder just said JWs will build everything from scratch. That is the problem without critical thinking, JWs are just following without any afterthought. Good thing I woke up from this nonsense.
There is a little game, for lack of a better word, in the JW culture where people call dibs on the houses or plots of land they want to occupy after Armageddon.
I was told that there would be no need for education or skilled labor because we wouldn't need teachers, doctors, welders, tailors, nurses, carpenters, ect.
We will have Jah's blessings on our post destruction works and as we grew toward perfection we would start to use more and more of our intellect and find that these skills will come natural to us, no training needed.
1:12 had me DEAD 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
Spoiler alert for active JWs: these videos aren't actually filmed in the future. They're just videos.
"THE BLACK AWAKENING," RUSS DIZDAR👍🏼🦁💛
The only thing missing in the music video was an eagle's screech at the end.
Let's start a new show where they take fifty JWs and make them think Armageddon happened and they were saved by Jesus and now they have to survive on their own. I guarantee they have no clue what to do or how to survive.
OMG that would be AWESOME!!!
@@tulinfirenze1990
Survivor Armageddon
I'd watch the hell out of that, to be fair.
Dude, there you go trying to make sense of it all. And btw, I was told in the late 80’s/early 90’s that MY grandfather was one of the last JDubs to make it as a 144K member. So 🤷♀️ now you’re totally messing with my warped theology 😉😂
Atheism, Agnosticism, Buddhism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Judaism, etc. are only for worthless fools and liars.
ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS
Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ.
ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS
All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths.
They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.
😂😂😂
I think it is awesome that they have a list of the 144,000 people from over the last 2000 years that God deemed worthy of heavenly immortality.
Do you think they keep that list in the same filing cabinet that they keep the list of known child predators?
I’ve traumatised the cat with my guffawing 🕊❤️
I find the Simpsons and Family Guy far more realistic and entertaining.
Oh Lloyd u just gonna crash paradise 😂😂😂😂
From the safety of their kingdom hall the JWs viewed the carnage and destruction going on outside. Meanwhile inside they decided to pick lots as to which home they would occupy in the new system, To the consternation of a lot of brothers and sisters a young couple who had come into the truth only recently drew Buckingham Palace and were over joyed. As soon as the devastation was over they made their way to the Palace but their joy was short lived as when they saw it, it was completely covered in bird sh**
LoL right at the start🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg! I realized now very intense … that I believed this BS!!!
Those are some impressive sky toilets, why all the pooping in the afterlife?
Maybe the field scenes are referring to the fleeing to the mountains scriptures?
As a never JW, I have no idea about the answer to my question, but are women still going to be second class citizen in paradise?
There’s no reason to believe their lowly status will change. Of course, somehow women can rule the Earth as part of the 144,000. They just can’t have a leadership role on Earth 🙄🙄🙄
One more point you noted that it was very similar to the Star Wars piece. I do recall seeing artwork of of I think it was Greek or Roman origin Of their senate Or the Coliseum perhaps with individual boxes visual boxes and areas for the highest ranking individuals it was. I also think I saw it on artwork from the zaroastrians or older artwork, aka Babylon.
I grew up on Star Wars in the 70s80s
Love it - still have some vintage toys from that era.
The prequels are tough to get through but they have their moments
Mandalorian is really good but otherwise Disney and Kathleen Kennedy have given us garbage with a palpable disdain for the OT heroes and their fans
Brilliant 🤣🤣
One thing missing from this video, Where is the sewage works? These people eat I assume
Tony Moris reciting some fable de la Fontaine.🤣
Oh wow, Lloyd made it too! All your hard work as an Elder was taken into consideration. But you will need to do everything. But you won't need a cell phone. Will they have a cake celebration! What language will everyone speak? Hebrew? Spanish? Arabic? English? Latin?
Liked for the acting
LIFE IS NOT SUPERNATURAL UNTIL WE EXPERIENCE THE METAPHYSICAL.
LAISH
Just a guess , i think the all mighty one is more a gospel person.
And if one more person plays that harp again , he is gonna make new strings out of their insides.
I'm surprised they didn't utilize the concept of Mana in global Jewish terms. Yes I mean as they escaped Egypt. Now when I was a little kid I was told Mana was food it's food that tasted like anything I wanted to eat at that moment. Later on they said it wasn't just food it could be anything that was needed at the time it would just magically convert into that, So mayonnaise? Ketchup or perhaps a little Gray poupon(sp?).
The idea I was told was that it would morph itself to whatever was needed. Is that what they're expecting monitor drop from heaven and you say I need a yacht and there there is a yacht. Or I need an F15 fighter jet just so that I could travel from place to place As fast as possible since we know that Plane that used to travel fast from Europe to US that's no longer an existence, This would be the replacement I guess and I would magically know how to fly it. Yes surprisingly they haven't gone down that route yet you they've stolen and rewritten and altered old Jewish biblical concepts and text to their own means. The reason why I'm saying the Old Testament because supposedly they still utilize it in their talks.
One can only hope that the sheer silliness of these absurd videos will not be lost on the rank and file JWs and prove a turn off rather than the inspiration the makers intended .Who,honestly,can take these seriously? -apart from Tony Morrison who already shows signs of living in world of his own
I think they all over use the word ‘beautiful’.
Who's going to work at sewage treatment plants? Who's going to work at electrical plants? Make it make sense
I bet the angels will have laser sights, or some other tech.
As they are basically alien beings from who knows where.
But I am sure the known universe is 13+ billion years old, their tech is far far better than ours lol.
Precision fireball cracked me up.
Cheers
How come horses can go to heaven but no other animals allowed according to JW's?
Brilliant. Lol
That leopard is the drawing of the JW girl sleeping under the tree doesn't really look like a leopard. What is that green thing behind Jesus? It looks like some sort of weird spaceship. Maybe it's Xenu the Intergalactic Overlord planning to take over the cosmos from Jehovah?
Any ex-JW’s have any recommendation regarding books about the founding and history of the JW’s?
Knowing Better has a really good explainer video made some time ago, so check out that channel!
@@willinwoods thanks I will
The woman was lying beneath a black panther, not a leopard.
Not a leopard ... looks like a black panther!
That's no leopard in the tree, they have spots. That cat in the tree is a panther or puma. Tony Morris thinks he'll be a king ruling over the earth yet he's got no clue one cat species from another. 🤪
Atheism, Agnosticism, Buddhism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Judaism, etc. are only for worthless fools and liars.
ETERNAL DEATH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE ANTI-CHRISTS' LIES AND FOOLISHNESS
Hateful, arrogant, and unkind Born Agains, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhists, JWs, Baptists, SDAs, Hindus, etc who believe and preach the LIES and foolishness of the ANTI-CHRISTS about Armageddon, heaven and hellfire, Trinity, rapture, and reincarnation are nothing but worthless and useless human beings who'll just become worthless and useless dusts on earth forever after their deaths as the CONSEQUENCE of their Satanic hatred, arrogance, and foolishness in mocking, defying, and opposing the Authorities, teachings, and commandments of the Creator and his Christ.
ETERNAL LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH FOR BELIEVERS OF THE CHRIST'S TRUTHS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS
All imperfect, suffering, and dying human beings who submit to the Authority of JESUS CHRIST and believe his TRUTHS and righteousness about the Kingdom of God and Resurrection of the Dead will be honored and rewarded by the CREATOR with ETERNAL LIFE and existence on earth without pains, sufferings, griefs, sickness and deaths.
They will enjoy the eternal love, kindness, generosities, compassions, favors, and blessings of the CREATOR and his CHRIST for eternity as submissive and obedient subjects of the Kingdom of God under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler, Jesus Christ.