The Gamer Girl Who Loves You Showed Up to Boys Night… 🙁

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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  • @hermitgreenn
    @hermitgreenn 7 месяцев назад +6532

    "It's wireless"
    "More like "why are you here"
    Is a two punch that cought me off guard.

    • @leonardomarquez9551
      @leonardomarquez9551 7 месяцев назад +39

      *Cough*

    • @PrinceArtemis
      @PrinceArtemis 7 месяцев назад +28

      Made me scream out "DAUUUUUM

    • @maxrichards5925
      @maxrichards5925 7 месяцев назад +23

      Yeah I was flabbergasted for a minute when I heard him drop that bar lmao

    • @jacktheripper7935
      @jacktheripper7935 7 месяцев назад +15

      I was like :
      "Damn...I am gonna note this one somewhere"

    • @ValdoXnaixy
      @ValdoXnaixy 7 месяцев назад +5

      More like why aren't you here less xD hahaha

  • @itzatombro
    @itzatombro 7 месяцев назад +9993

    “You wear my gamer culture like a free-to-play skin.” Holy shit wake up babe hardest line of 2024 just dropped

    • @pantherman8719
      @pantherman8719 7 месяцев назад +155

      That was a good one 😂.

    • @YuyuHakurei
      @YuyuHakurei 7 месяцев назад +81

      I cannot help reading that in the voice of a ninja turtle. =3

    • @danisdead9782
      @danisdead9782 7 месяцев назад +45

      i read that as he said it 10\10 experience

    • @misterOrca4
      @misterOrca4 7 месяцев назад +43

      Why do I feel this is a jab to 2020 Gamer Girls? (Looking at Twitch)

    • @geviindovah780
      @geviindovah780 7 месяцев назад +14

      nah hoot tok that with "For even the gods are bound to slip"

  • @matterking1
    @matterking1 7 месяцев назад +1767

    Her pulling up with her own controller and the OG Battlefront 2 cements her as best girl. The voice actress did a really good job with her.

    • @moonshoesthecat7277
      @moonshoesthecat7277 7 месяцев назад +86

      she is my favorite girl, and i like men more so that just makes her a queen honestly

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv 7 месяцев назад +49

      Halo 2 as well. Much of my childhood was between those two games.

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 7 месяцев назад

      Also, she’s dummy thicc, that helps it too

    • @colinthies3178
      @colinthies3178 7 месяцев назад +38

      She didn't bring the games. You can see them already sitting on the counter when the wizard puts his card reader down.
      Which I think is real funny because it means that she recommends to them some of THEIR OWN games and they pooh-pooh the idea 😂

    • @C4Cole05
      @C4Cole05 7 месяцев назад

      @@colinthies3178You spit in the face of the art of gaming! I was but a wee boy when I played those games, for I knew nothing of the art of the credit card, its power, its divine glint as I flip it over to read off the 3 numbers on the posterior!
      For to play a game I enjoyed as a child is only to see how far I have matured as a person, now I possess mummy's credit card in one hand, numpad in the other. I now have no need for the ancient "gamepad" or "keyboard", such antiquated methods of credit card input pale in comparison to modern methods, even those scrubs with their auto complete are no match for my inputting speed, such is my skill at gaming!
      Move along fake gamers, your time is over. Now I must return to pwning small children as Lady Gaga on my online video game after deranking to better experience the game.

  • @Saphirakii
    @Saphirakii 6 месяцев назад +426

    kudos to the detail of switching out goth gf's hand for a white hand for that illusion at 0:24
    i love these stop motion details

    • @darianstarfrog
      @darianstarfrog 4 месяца назад +25

      That's so sharp! ❤

    • @kevinlopez227
      @kevinlopez227 3 месяца назад +28

      Holy shit I REALLY thought she put her hand under, what a nice and clever detail

    • @mashumaro_desu
      @mashumaro_desu 2 месяца назад +10

      Bro watched the video frame by frame

    • @leakhenangeth382
      @leakhenangeth382 2 месяца назад +4

      Hold on how did you see that 🤨

    • @Jjgm69
      @Jjgm69 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@mashumaro_desubro XD

  • @GrogBungalo-xm9kr
    @GrogBungalo-xm9kr 6 месяцев назад +192

    “Cheating is just the new meta”
    Gold

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 4 месяца назад +3

      TF2 in 2023/24 be like:

  • @CorockDragneel
    @CorockDragneel 7 месяцев назад +2893

    "Gimmie your Joy-Stick" that's how you know you're DOOMED

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 7 месяцев назад +119

      Honestly I'd be heavily down for that. Playing games is my speciality.

    • @cultiumera
      @cultiumera 7 месяцев назад +120

      DOMMED* ;P

    • @CheekyCheeky
      @CheekyCheeky 7 месяцев назад +52

      I should have stayed at home and played the new call of duty, this is so not cash money

    • @kennyevilmonkey
      @kennyevilmonkey 7 месяцев назад +44

      Bro about to get Smashed

    • @elone4567
      @elone4567 7 месяцев назад +10

      Eternally?

  • @jacobw618
    @jacobw618 7 месяцев назад +2288

    I love how Turskit laughing caused damage to Gamer Wizard. That’s a really nice touch

    • @OhitsONnow
      @OhitsONnow 7 месяцев назад +88

      Tfw you'll never get vicious mockery'd by a gamer goth girl

    • @EmmaSpiritcaller
      @EmmaSpiritcaller 7 месяцев назад +64

      *"Emotional Damage"*

    • @ej8736
      @ej8736 7 месяцев назад +29

      Dies of d4 laughter

  • @Mystyx-Sama
    @Mystyx-Sama 7 месяцев назад +3725

    - "Those games didn't even have a cash shop!"
    - "Oh, they're adding it to the remake..."
    - "Finally, bro. Now it's playable!"

    • @kinghyperheart1571
      @kinghyperheart1571 7 месяцев назад +231

      I know this is a joke, but as gamer, man~ this is wrong on so many levels because it CAN and most likely WILL happen...

    • @TheDownUnderGamer01
      @TheDownUnderGamer01 7 месяцев назад +92

      ​@@kinghyperheart1571 It already has, the Crash Team Racing remake that they said wouldn't have microtransactions and then did.

    • @kinghyperheart1571
      @kinghyperheart1571 7 месяцев назад +43

      @@TheDownUnderGamer01 Oh, I know this example already, and it was a VERY SCUMMY move of Activision to do. I've mentioned a list of problems in other comments, but here's one more:
      Game Companies build their games on empty, and often times broken promises. Hate when they do this to modern games these days.

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox 7 месяцев назад +31

      @@kinghyperheart1571 He was holding Battlefront 2, which had a remake with monetization so bad it caused the collapse of loot boxes in modern gaming.

    • @ejm1225
      @ejm1225 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@TheDownUnderGamer01 Microtransactions? More like transact on your micro... ugh, too easy.

  • @isaaccho7752
    @isaaccho7752 7 месяцев назад +758

    "Being the last of your bloodline" is a wild ass comeback

    • @revemb4653
      @revemb4653 5 месяцев назад

      Edgy

    • @Judgement-xv1pr
      @Judgement-xv1pr 4 месяца назад +6

      @@revemb4653 Not really.

    • @danielpenalvapanighel7475
      @danielpenalvapanighel7475 4 месяца назад +14

      "I didn't have children, I didn't pass on the legacy of our misery to any creature", a classic phrase said by a writer from my country, I would use after what Turskit said.

    • @Doomzdeh
      @Doomzdeh 3 месяца назад +6

      @@danielpenalvapanighel7475 Just another way of saying you couldn’t find anyone lol. Everyone always makes excuses to pretend they don’t care

    • @danielpenalvapanighel7475
      @danielpenalvapanighel7475 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Doomzdeh context: He was a writer from a pessimistic literary movement that lasted until the empire was overthrown and replaced by a totalitarian republic ruled by the military, other writers from the same movement believed that the country had no future and it was not worth being patriotic or having children.

  • @gregorydavidson2744
    @gregorydavidson2744 3 месяца назад +50

    The attention to detail is insane. I just noticed the crunch sound at 0:13 when he steps on the switch. The level of care and attention is next level

  • @nmcginty14
    @nmcginty14 7 месяцев назад +9027

    “Don’t leave me alone with the dummy thicc goth girl who loves me!!”

    • @spiffydart3280
      @spiffydart3280 7 месяцев назад +1230

      said no one ever

    • @dangerousvidsr220
      @dangerousvidsr220 7 месяцев назад +721

      “Hehe give me that joystick!!!”

    • @TrivatorGaming
      @TrivatorGaming 7 месяцев назад +426

      He says that like its a bad thing

    • @SergeantLuke
      @SergeantLuke 7 месяцев назад

      Does “dummy thicc” mean nothing any more?! That girl has a flat belly, thin arms, merely tolerably chunky legs, and as we can see at 3:24, quite literally NO ass, just her leg joints!

    • @VileGlory
      @VileGlory 7 месяцев назад +373

      Sounds like a manga title

  • @L1v1ngDeAdGirl
    @L1v1ngDeAdGirl 7 месяцев назад +3780

    This series has taken a weird ass turn since Master Chief got robbed. Also, this is the first episode in a long ass time where Astolfo wasn't involved at all. The timeline is healing.

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 7 месяцев назад +688

      The only constant in the pantsahat universe is the hippo and that's alright with me

    • @L1v1ngDeAdGirl
      @L1v1ngDeAdGirl 7 месяцев назад +331

      @@BeyondDaX If I'm not mistaken, the hippo is supposed to be a self insert for the creator.

    • @DragonSeoul
      @DragonSeoul 7 месяцев назад +179

      I was expecting an obligatory Astolfo appearance during the last seconds of the video, but to my surprise, he really was absent.

    • @moonshoesthecat7277
      @moonshoesthecat7277 7 месяцев назад +87

      @@L1v1ngDeAdGirl when he already has like... fucking 4 of them, the lego dude. the twink in this episode and another one i've just forgotten. he does that alot

    • @L1v1ngDeAdGirl
      @L1v1ngDeAdGirl 7 месяцев назад +22

      @@DragonSeoul He fucking died.

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 7 месяцев назад +2530

    Goth mommy gf:(exists)
    Wizards: BEGONE FOUL DEMON.

    • @LavishedEgg
      @LavishedEgg 7 месяцев назад +35

      YOU SHALL NOT PASS

    • @ToyJesusLovesTequilla
      @ToyJesusLovesTequilla 7 месяцев назад +24

      Guys I’ll make the sacrifice take me goth mommy demon! everyone run away with the stinky wizard

    • @SuperJelly55
      @SuperJelly55 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@LavishedEgg such a dapper egg!

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 7 месяцев назад +1

      You. Again.

    • @kirant
      @kirant 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@ToyJesusLovesTequilla - I can't let you make that sacrifice! You go with the wizard and live to see another day (and collect those microtransactions) - I'll hold her off.

  • @denkiakiyama7963
    @denkiakiyama7963 7 месяцев назад +581

    2:50 You Called me pretty.
    I burst out laughing 😂

    • @KonglomeratYT
      @KonglomeratYT 7 месяцев назад +34

      This is really how girl brains work XD

    • @blargcoster
      @blargcoster 7 месяцев назад +21

      @@KonglomeratYT Ignore the facts and focus on the air quotes. Yup.

    • @bobbyshades
      @bobbyshades 7 месяцев назад +26

      Voice actor was definitely having fun with their role🙃

  • @dkoda840
    @dkoda840 7 месяцев назад +122

    “I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown”
    -krillin

  • @Hammybread
    @Hammybread 7 месяцев назад +1520

    Damn, a based gamer girl who hates battle passes and cash shops?
    Well they at least exist in this video at least.

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 7 месяцев назад +63

      They exist, not sure if they are goth though but I could be wrong. This is like something you need to explore like in the olde days

    • @mrghost3272
      @mrghost3272 7 месяцев назад +60

      I'm glad to say my gf is pretty much a based gamer gf, only slightly more silly. (she's shown me live leak videos (๐ _ ๐ ٥ )
      Whatever don't worry they're out there bros!! THEY'RE OUT THERE!!!

    • @Thedivider.
      @Thedivider. 7 месяцев назад

      😦​@@mrghost3272

    • @handlename88
      @handlename88 7 месяцев назад

      ⁠​⁠@@mrghost3272”(she’s shown me live leak videos)” based

    • @maneoj46
      @maneoj46 7 месяцев назад +11

      Probably need to keep searching

  • @LaNoLaCola
    @LaNoLaCola 7 месяцев назад +4702

    Gatekeeping Gamer wizard is such a based addition to the cast

    • @Skelequid
      @Skelequid 7 месяцев назад +130

      For real can't wait to see more of him

    • @user-yk9sz9mh1t
      @user-yk9sz9mh1t 7 месяцев назад +90

      He is literally me

    • @alexanderkraev6331
      @alexanderkraev6331 7 месяцев назад +25

      His mouth hole looks weird tho.

    • @paloim
      @paloim 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@alexanderkraev6331it's actually the optimal facial orifice

    • @timmy6890
      @timmy6890 7 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah he cool

  • @KeebeThePlush
    @KeebeThePlush 7 месяцев назад +2964

    I can imagine her giving you a valentines card saying something like “you are the player 1 to my player 2”

    • @Satire_Filmz
      @Satire_Filmz 7 месяцев назад +55

      Never gonna give you up…

    • @patrickplus9815
      @patrickplus9815 7 месяцев назад

      Never gone let you down​@@Satire_Filmz

    • @zeparthe16thspiritofarsgoe15
      @zeparthe16thspiritofarsgoe15 7 месяцев назад +12

      The hell you are everywhere mostly on vtuber topic

    • @Devilspade
      @Devilspade 7 месяцев назад +7

      That's literally what she said at the start.

    • @Sensei.Of.Kivotos
      @Sensei.Of.Kivotos 7 месяцев назад +16

      That would be sweet to be honest.. I’d want that.

  • @mkm7251
    @mkm7251 Месяц назад +2

    She’s definitely got her head on straight. Truly a keeper.

  • @ShinyaMerveilles66
    @ShinyaMerveilles66 7 месяцев назад +1079

    i like how multi-layered the joke of the guy being a wizard is
    also just appreciating how turskit's gimmick is how openly she wants this one guy

    • @arcshadowstorm
      @arcshadowstorm 7 месяцев назад +89

      And he's just that random delivery guy too

    • @ShinyaMerveilles66
      @ShinyaMerveilles66 7 месяцев назад +73

      @@arcshadowstorm and how she did date the hippo….. and how hippo is with them every time she gets thirsty for the delivery boy

    • @justsomeguywithlasereyes9920
      @justsomeguywithlasereyes9920 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@ShinyaMerveilles66 that gives me the Ick...

    • @joshuanaal
      @joshuanaal 7 месяцев назад +7

      What's delivery boy name, has he ever gotten one

    • @mementovivere860
      @mementovivere860 7 месяцев назад

      40 year old virgin

  • @task_failer8223
    @task_failer8223 7 месяцев назад +3193

    The fact that a gamer girl goth girl is by far the most reasonable and appealing character is a god damn testament

    • @thejest69
      @thejest69 7 месяцев назад +209

      Yeah, even genuinely felt bad for her and related a bit when hearing the wizard's nonsense gatekeeping spiel

    • @Warlord_Megatron
      @Warlord_Megatron 7 месяцев назад +37

      Though the wizard was correct when he said gamers don't game for fun. Yes, I'm a try hard.

    • @nickthepick8043
      @nickthepick8043 7 месяцев назад +74

      @@Warlord_Megatron Then it isn't gaming. Games are meant to be fun.

    • @yokoshi1
      @yokoshi1 7 месяцев назад +5

      probably some fa- i mean very talented dude o:@JohnnyFazbearAnimates

    • @yokoshi1
      @yokoshi1 7 месяцев назад +4

      yeah sure lets go with that

  • @LancerOfZero
    @LancerOfZero 7 месяцев назад +717

    "Cheating is just the new Meta!"
    Goddam, this hits different...

    • @cajs100
      @cajs100 7 месяцев назад +25

      Gen z wives:

    • @Avetho
      @Avetho 7 месяцев назад +25

      Then it hits you that piracy is the eternal video game meta, and that it increased the actual sales of games ever since the era of burning copies of game CDs when people got to enjoy the somewhat buggy copy and decided to buy it and enjoy it fully once they got enough disposable income. I will always remember a universal objective fact: "The greatest defense against piracy is accessibility."

    • @Copperkaiju
      @Copperkaiju 7 месяцев назад +6

      I hate cheating. It's basically just pay to win.

    • @dannydanumba
      @dannydanumba 7 месяцев назад +4

      The double meaning is hitting hard with this one

  • @RRSlugger
    @RRSlugger 7 месяцев назад +53

    "The last of your bloodline" 😂💀

    • @pantsahat
      @pantsahat  7 месяцев назад +17

      Bruh a Slimy Slug is invading the comment section

  • @bluecoin3771
    @bluecoin3771 7 месяцев назад +36

    The Wizard defended microtransactions. He is the true poser.

  • @vivechjorviani5440
    @vivechjorviani5440 7 месяцев назад +804

    Pantsahat fans: “This is just the author’s barely disguised fetish”
    Also Pantsahat fans: “It should’ve been me not him, it’s not fair”

  • @stephenmahilum4770
    @stephenmahilum4770 7 месяцев назад +762

    3:40 I like he's rethinking his life choices after hearing "smelly old man"

    • @squirrelbusken-cv4wy
      @squirrelbusken-cv4wy 7 месяцев назад +24

      "I think you smell is pealing my nail polish..." lol perfect.

    • @metactal
      @metactal 4 месяца назад +5

      @@squirrelbusken-cv4wy "pealing the paint off my nails"

    • @squirrelbusken-cv4wy
      @squirrelbusken-cv4wy 4 месяца назад +2

      @@metactal thanks.

  • @kennyevilmonkey
    @kennyevilmonkey 7 месяцев назад +446

    "Don't leave me alone with this dummy thicc goth girl that loves me!"
    Me- It should of been me, not him! It's not fair!

    • @squirrelbusken-cv4wy
      @squirrelbusken-cv4wy 7 месяцев назад +19

      I feel this.

    • @dannydanumba
      @dannydanumba 7 месяцев назад +59

      It’s like dying of thirst while you watch another man drown

    • @CamDaCrusaderr
      @CamDaCrusaderr 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@dannydanumbadude that’s deep

    • @Enchilada750
      @Enchilada750 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@dannydanumbain the movie Rango that’s precisely what happens and the character goes “oh what a way to go!”

    • @dragonxsxdragonxsx1015
      @dragonxsxdragonxsx1015 7 месяцев назад

      @@dannydanumba team 3 star ! nice dragon ball z abridge quote ;)

  • @RagexDominance
    @RagexDominance 4 месяца назад +4

    “It’s wireless?”
    “More like why are you here”
    Funniest line ever man

  • @AmericaIsACountry
    @AmericaIsACountry 4 месяца назад +43

    1:05 she's perfect

  • @santerihuida4215
    @santerihuida4215 7 месяцев назад +213

    The writing is top notch as always
    That Pirate Software guy said that some 10$ mount in WoW made more money for Blizzard than Starcraft II. That blew my mind. It's no wonder games are now what they are with the microtransactions

    • @pantsahat
      @pantsahat  7 месяцев назад +76

      Thanks bruh! Wallet gamers be out here in mass 😔

    • @Lucas-sk5iy
      @Lucas-sk5iy 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@pantsahat en masse*

    • @iansrife5107
      @iansrife5107 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@Lucas-sk5iy He means they're fat.

    • @Lucas-sk5iy
      @Lucas-sk5iy 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@iansrife5107 whole new meaning to the term "whales"

  • @bryce6195
    @bryce6195 7 месяцев назад +195

    "The Gamer Girl Who Loves You"
    I wish

    • @solaropposite5920
      @solaropposite5920 7 месяцев назад +5

      A great many days will come to pass when you realize reality is most often disappointing.

  • @mayojar5264
    @mayojar5264 7 месяцев назад +1517

    bro doesn't relies how lucky he is to have a thicc goth gf who loved him

    • @NormalTheBand
      @NormalTheBand 7 месяцев назад +302

      I've done the math, and the number of goth girls with fat dump trucks in our area isn't high enough to meet demand

    • @dubuniverse
      @dubuniverse 7 месяцев назад +13

      Ikr

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend 7 месяцев назад +13

      Learn basic English, bro.

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 7 месяцев назад +37

      Goes to show you how today's modern audience don't know how good they got it until they lose it. Like that guy getting himself a goth girl. Pssh.

    • @YuyuHakurei
      @YuyuHakurei 7 месяцев назад +16

      To be fair he never wanted her to begin with. She wanted him, but I can certainly see why you'd want either of them. Other than the fact the twink acts like the MC from Galaxy Angel.

  • @PrinceArtemis
    @PrinceArtemis 7 месяцев назад +91

    1:49 DAMN IT, you got us with the nickleback meme

    • @hrisi117
      @hrisi117 4 месяца назад +4

      Glad I'm far from the only one who picked up on that 😂

    • @aerickmon3350
      @aerickmon3350 4 месяца назад +4

      “Every time I see it it makes me laugh “🖼️

  • @leonardoeneria3100
    @leonardoeneria3100 7 месяцев назад +236

    3:04 loved this part she's so genuine lmao

  • @Outlaw7263
    @Outlaw7263 7 месяцев назад +499

    "Those games didn't even have a cash shop"
    "Oh. They're adding it to the remake."
    Over my dead body.

    • @spectated8159
      @spectated8159 7 месяцев назад +22

      Knowing EA, they very well might.

    • @c.y.651
      @c.y.651 7 месяцев назад +17

      They already did, battlefront 2 remake has been out for years

    • @rjcalderon97
      @rjcalderon97 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@c.y.651 that was not a remake. That was a disgrace to the OG BF2

    • @c.y.651
      @c.y.651 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@rjcalderon97 I have only played the ps4 remakes of BF one and two, and I can confidently say that the original 2 was better(no clue about the first tho)

  • @majinfreecell
    @majinfreecell 7 месяцев назад +462

    The fact that the goth girl is so based on everything, is kinda insane.

  • @yurisierra9030
    @yurisierra9030 7 месяцев назад +651

    1:48 Thought he was going full Nickelback

    • @wubbol368
      @wubbol368 7 месяцев назад +28

      SAME

    • @WhompingWalrus
      @WhompingWalrus 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@wubbol368Every time I do it melts my GPU (it's the raytracing)

    • @TheRegularSalmon
      @TheRegularSalmon 7 месяцев назад +16

      Everytime I see it makes me laugh

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@TheRegularSalmon I realized that this line is implicit because every time I look at the scene with the photograph I laugh

    • @KingRidley
      @KingRidley 7 месяцев назад +3

      I think that might have been the joke.

  • @jonl.8824
    @jonl.8824 7 месяцев назад +17

    *pulls out OG Star Wars Battlefront 2*
    She is literally the perfect soulmate.

  • @staCats
    @staCats 7 месяцев назад +58

    "Microtransfractions" 1:03...

  • @eltreum1
    @eltreum1 7 месяцев назад +1272

    "We have a reputation to uphold." "What, being the last of your bloodline?" Goth girl pulled off the finishing move Carpe Jugulum on that wizard.

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 7 месяцев назад +21

      His reputation is “Spends small fortune on micro-transactions; still loses!”

    • @Rynjinivar
      @Rynjinivar 5 месяцев назад +1

      Good book!

    • @Imms64
      @Imms64 4 месяца назад +2

      Homie casted the forbidden spell 😭

    • @johnchristianson515
      @johnchristianson515 4 месяца назад +1

      As a wizard myself that really hurt

  • @lankthedank6931
    @lankthedank6931 7 месяцев назад +503

    Bruh, that chick is more of a real gamer than that wizard. Girl has GAMECUBE games.

    • @pixelsb4150
      @pixelsb4150 7 месяцев назад +33

      Not only that
      She got Re4 on the GameCube
      (I recognize that cover image anywhere)
      Instant W

    • @BirchPig
      @BirchPig 7 месяцев назад +16

      Battlefront II the real game. Halo 2 platinum hits (cause fuck it we were poor back then) ans idk whats on 360 but it's gotta be fire.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 6 месяцев назад +5

      Shadow the Hedgehog was the peak of Nintendo GameCube.

    • @azliaheaven
      @azliaheaven 6 месяцев назад +2

      i still have my gamecube working with Twilight princess , twins snakes & sonic adventure 2, i love the memories of being a kid learning that new consoles could be released in the future and thinking nintendo could only top the gamecube by releasing a triangle

    • @lankthedank6931
      @lankthedank6931 6 месяцев назад

      @@azliaheaven I got my first GameCube a few years ago! Got it for 50$ in 2019 with Eternal Darkness Sanity’s Requiem. Newest game I got last year was F-Zero GX

  • @ClemDiamond
    @ClemDiamond 7 месяцев назад +332

    The dommy mommy thicc goth gf is one of the best works of fiction of our time.

    • @Kiba114
      @Kiba114 7 месяцев назад +11

      need mommy :(

    • @VaughanRoderick
      @VaughanRoderick 7 месяцев назад +1

      How to make it non-fiction.
      Be Metalhead
      Go to Doom Metal gigs
      Shout bitches drugs
      ?????
      Profit

  • @dawesome_sauce
    @dawesome_sauce 4 месяца назад +13

    "Cheating is just the new meta."
    Ah, a GTA Online player has appeared.

  • @karenagenhunder1803
    @karenagenhunder1803 6 месяцев назад +22

    You may step on my orbs but my staff is unbreakable

  • @Stone_Horn
    @Stone_Horn 7 месяцев назад +145

    After he died, from a dummy thicc goth girl, I had a Yu-Gi-Oh moment. It should have been me! It's not fair! lol

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 7 месяцев назад +1

      That's been a feeling for nearly all of us

    • @JLT0087
      @JLT0087 7 месяцев назад +9

      TFS Krillan put it best, "I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown."

    • @Stone_Horn
      @Stone_Horn 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@JLT0087 sounds pretty accurate

  • @scorpionhazo55
    @scorpionhazo55 7 месяцев назад +361

    It's amazing how Pantsahat can take 2 characters that that were basically background characters and turn them into the main characters. And it still makes sense in context to the rest of the series.

  • @GotFruitJuice
    @GotFruitJuice 7 месяцев назад +169

    3:13 wizard must have a really good gaming chair

  • @TJsalegendkiller21
    @TJsalegendkiller21 7 месяцев назад +43

    IT SHOULD'VE BEEN Me With TURSKIT, Not HIM, IT'S NOT FAAIRR

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 месяца назад +7

      WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE BEEN THE TWINK!!!!

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 5 месяцев назад +8

    "You think we game for FUN?!?!"
    That's... why I'm here.

  • @P1Square
    @P1Square 7 месяцев назад +63

    The "Wire you here." comeback is unironically the best thing I ever heard.

  • @punxdoc9993
    @punxdoc9993 7 месяцев назад +135

    She may not like the look of it, but this is what peak gaming looks like

    • @kinghyperheart1571
      @kinghyperheart1571 7 месяцев назад +10

      And this is a bad thing, because gaming was better before all the microtransactions, battle passes, pay-to-win nonsense that the gaming industry wants to force gamers to bleed green for and just take it.

    • @ProjectionProjects2.7182
      @ProjectionProjects2.7182 2 месяца назад

      WTF? No its not. Older games are better lol.

  • @shorewall
    @shorewall 7 месяцев назад +107

    This video reminds me of something Astolfo said in a previous video.
    "Picture your hot Gamer GF in your mind. Because that's the only place she'll ever exist, because she's imaginary."
    I love all the imaginary cuties in your vids. :D

  • @glidershower
    @glidershower 6 месяцев назад +9

    She's the realest gamer for bringing SW BF2. Just like when I brought my "gamer" club Goldeneye and CBFD with three new controllers I bought as I used my Frankensteined-to-new one
    I felt as disappointed when they brushed me and them aside for CoD BO1. But hey, at least I finished the dream of this girl to beat 00 Agent!

  • @foxenmilleroceans5894
    @foxenmilleroceans5894 7 месяцев назад +3

    Blud forgot to take his schizophrenia pills 💀

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 7 месяцев назад +69

    Technically he wasn’t alone. Mini-Hippo was watching the whole time.

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 7 месяцев назад +294

    Goth mommy gf: you can be my player one and I'll be your player two
    Guy:......f that was actually smart.....no

  • @Pulmonox
    @Pulmonox 7 месяцев назад +39

    The stumbling Turskit when she was banished to the white realm was very impressively animated.
    ...and suddenly it becomes so obvious why they never have any cash.

  • @CyberKnightMiky
    @CyberKnightMiky 7 месяцев назад +15

    This is pure gold!
    And this Gamer Goth Girl is based af.

  • @SleepySoulMan
    @SleepySoulMan 6 месяцев назад +12

    I love the Hippo Saga! I can't wait for this channel to hit 1 mill!

  • @bydrod
    @bydrod 7 месяцев назад +50

    I love the attention to detail, I was expecting the broken Switch to disappear at some point but it was always there near the door even when it was barely on frame.

  • @matijos2442
    @matijos2442 7 месяцев назад +137

    i love the implication that the wizard is a 40 yo virgin just because he is a wizard

    • @javierfraire8741
      @javierfraire8741 7 месяцев назад +13

      The anime trope wizard/sage is defined as a 40 year old virgin.
      Or rather you become one at 40 years old if you are a virgin.
      Hilarious shit

    • @nevisysbryd7450
      @nevisysbryd7450 7 месяцев назад +5

      30 years old.
      Trust me, it really is 30; I started getting wizard stuff at 30.

    • @bluevines1303
      @bluevines1303 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@nevisysbryd7450 oh shit I must stay a virgin till 30 then

    • @batbee7427
      @batbee7427 7 месяцев назад +2

      I know it's a joke, but there's real occult belief in "saving up your manna" and avoiding it's "loss".

  • @SharowbladyeGaymerPorate
    @SharowbladyeGaymerPorate 7 месяцев назад +78

    Damm the VA’s are putting in THE WORK!!

  • @avykn
    @avykn 6 месяцев назад +16

    new here. why she's so waifuable 🗿

  • @Ren-uk7kj
    @Ren-uk7kj Месяц назад +1

    The gamer girl was absolutely DOMINATING that old wizard with those comebacks.

  • @coffeeinhandproductions3238
    @coffeeinhandproductions3238 7 месяцев назад +41

    Love that Walmart discount Gandalf has been added to the cast. Also a gamer goth girl who has a collection of Game Cube games on hand.

  • @ComposedSage75
    @ComposedSage75 7 месяцев назад +130

    2:38 That wizard gamer dude needs to make more appearances on here. He’s not only hilarious but based 😂🤣

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 7 месяцев назад

      Yes, hygiene deficient incel gate keeting consumers are the best type of gamers, micro transactions are based af too, this guy be literally me fr fr ✊😔🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🎮.

  • @Weird_Alchemist42
    @Weird_Alchemist42 7 месяцев назад +105

    "You call that a controller? It's not even plugged in."
    "Uhh...it's wireless...?"
    "More like: Wire you here?"
    F*cking gold.

    • @Keyce0013
      @Keyce0013 7 месяцев назад

      The only good point he had and he never used it: when the batteries die on a wireless, so does your gaming experience.

  • @dfx13productions47
    @dfx13productions47 3 месяца назад +2

    “I’m gonna step on your orbs and crack your staff” - Turskit 2024

  • @MasterGoku21
    @MasterGoku21 7 месяцев назад +19

    "It's like a tornado blew together the smell of a smash tournament mixed with your parents disappointment."
    "That second one doesn't even have a smell!"
    "But it sure has a look"
    Turskit is a total savage

  • @D3J_WasHere
    @D3J_WasHere 7 месяцев назад +33

    She'd probably wear a shirt saying 'i paused my game to be here' or something along the lines of that.
    (good vid btw absolutely love the Gamer wizard)

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 7 месяцев назад +26

    0:23-I audiably gasped seeing her pull out the controller like that.

  • @theunknown4847
    @theunknown4847 2 месяца назад +1

    "I feel like a man dying of thrist watching another man drown"
    - Krillin

  • @_Retr_0
    @_Retr_0 16 дней назад +1

    Istg literally every breath the wizard took was quoteworthy😂

  • @Echo2-2
    @Echo2-2 7 месяцев назад +75

    Turskit has officially become my favorite character. Keep up the great work!

  • @No-ln8wb
    @No-ln8wb 7 месяцев назад +56

    My brain still hasn't adapted to the fact that people spend thousands of dollars on games.
    This video gave me some really big whiplash.

    • @Sarahm2261
      @Sarahm2261 7 месяцев назад +5

      It one thing spending like 5 bucks on a skin for your character and that all. But it another if you spend all your money on every single skins in the dang shop, now that dumb.

    • @metactal
      @metactal 4 месяца назад

      I know someone who has spent over $3000 on genshin impact alone

    • @No-ln8wb
      @No-ln8wb 4 месяца назад

      @@metactal Oh, i meant that in the sense that i love piracy and never pay for games.

    • @ProjectionProjects2.7182
      @ProjectionProjects2.7182 2 месяца назад

      Yeah its depressing to think about.

  • @webkarma9654
    @webkarma9654 7 месяцев назад +28

    This is how gaming companies want gamers to act and want and it’s hilarious!

  • @birdofgrey6542
    @birdofgrey6542 7 месяцев назад +13

    0:44 Wizard said "glaze" instead of "gaze" lmao

  • @birdofgrey6542
    @birdofgrey6542 7 месяцев назад +7

    The way Turskit said microtransactions is adorable

  • @lonewolffang
    @lonewolffang 7 месяцев назад +13

    "More like, why are you here?"
    That's just cold.😂

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 7 месяцев назад +1038

    Saddest anime backstory. Being left alone with a thicc dommy mommy goth gf who loves you.
    WISH THAT WAS ME

    • @guacamoleman3253
      @guacamoleman3253 7 месяцев назад +29

      don't we all

    • @Chokun-Gaming
      @Chokun-Gaming 7 месяцев назад +16

      Yeah, I do wish that was me
      As in I wish I was the gf

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 7 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/dpKc8N3FJsQ/видео.html&ab_channel=JohnnyNoChill

    • @juggernut1418
      @juggernut1418 7 месяцев назад +11

      WISH IT WAS MEE

    • @UkrainianGuy-r3g
      @UkrainianGuy-r3g 7 месяцев назад +10

      wake up. it's time to grind in the gym.

  • @ShockedTaiLung
    @ShockedTaiLung 7 месяцев назад +93

    2:29 WOAH THAT WAS SMOOTH

  • @the_simple_editor
    @the_simple_editor 4 месяца назад +2

    "i feel like a man dying of thirst, watching a man drown"

  • @solarismaa
    @solarismaa 4 месяца назад +5

    3:19 so accurate when game developers adds "microtransaction" that completely changes the game to as unfair as possble 😭

  • @MarSprite
    @MarSprite 7 месяцев назад +13

    "video game violence isn't enough" so relatable.

  • @hutchy1k94
    @hutchy1k94 7 месяцев назад +48

    Battlefront 2?! She WANTS to play it?! Girl, you already had my interest, now you have my attention!

  • @GuyWithAMission
    @GuyWithAMission 7 месяцев назад +30

    I cannot imagine what an 18+ Patreon version of these videos would look like (Loved the new video all things aside, keep making these amazing videos)

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 7 месяцев назад +15

      You think nsfw but it'd probably be racial slurs and i'd 100% approve of and fund said gamer words being thrown around

  • @Spiderlanky
    @Spiderlanky 3 дня назад

    Full kudos to the VA's, they made this so much more enjoyable than it already was lining up to be

  • @Transformersfan2007
    @Transformersfan2007 7 месяцев назад +10

    I swear She gets crazier every episode

  • @akumetsu-6051
    @akumetsu-6051 7 месяцев назад +24

    If any bro says "Don’t leave me alone with the dummy thic goth girl who loves me!" he gonna lose his man card INSTANTLY

  • @PortalBreaker
    @PortalBreaker 7 месяцев назад +144

    1:00 and 2:29; these are just two examples of how the animation has vastly improved. This is literally starting to border on anime at this point. This goes hard 🔥.

  • @PhoenixSellen-jo2cm
    @PhoenixSellen-jo2cm 7 месяцев назад +35

    Pantsahat is back with some more gamer gunk to share with all of us

  • @morrius0757
    @morrius0757 7 месяцев назад +4

    3:06 Damn, she used vicious mockery. lol

  • @zachm9202
    @zachm9202 Месяц назад +1

    OG Star Wars Battlefront 2? Dude, keep her. This one knows culture.

  • @gunstarr8
    @gunstarr8 7 месяцев назад +126

    1:27 based goth girl
    Real games don't need microtransactions, passes, nor any nonsense. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    • @SillyLilCreatuure
      @SillyLilCreatuure 4 месяца назад +6

      Based line and very based games

    • @Glitchmouse2
      @Glitchmouse2 4 месяца назад

      Maybe skins as long as they don’t cost more than 15 dollars.
      But if its almost the price of the game. F*** this. I could save up for another game

  • @josueargueta9887
    @josueargueta9887 7 месяцев назад +30

    The comedy of your channel is endless, keep you the good work.

  • @rolandov8761
    @rolandov8761 7 месяцев назад +34

    Having a gamer girl to a boys night out is every male and female fantasy. ❤️🖤 As soon I seen that thumbnail I knew this was gonna be down right funny

  • @MAX_B0T1337
    @MAX_B0T1337 7 месяцев назад +64

    0:05 ayo she has a joystick

  • @RebaHashiri
    @RebaHashiri 7 месяцев назад +4

    I like how the main character of this keeps changing!
    It went from Master Chief & Astolfo to the Neko cat girl to Now the boy and the Goth girl

  • @LordEyepatch
    @LordEyepatch 7 месяцев назад +7

    She’s got OG Star Wars Battlefront 2, I’m sold!

  • @jakisdevteam3291
    @jakisdevteam3291 7 месяцев назад +28

    the amount of work and craft that goes into making those glorious shitposts is astonishing, i love it