Crazy! I had a girlfriend like this in college who was "really amazing friends" with the guy that I liked. She invited him over for drinks at my place to set us up and we actually ended up dating for a bit (me and the guy not me and the crazy girl.) cool right? Well imagine my surprise when I learned that he didn't know her at all. She got his number from the phone book and invited him over. HE thought it was a different girl that he knew inviting him and when he showed up realized he didn't know either one of us he felt too awkward to leave so he stayed. .... maybe I should do a storytime too LOL.
I feel heartless becuse you aloways make me happy and I'm not because my best friend just died an hour ago💔😭💔😭 R.I.P Kris Shaffer you will be forever missed and loved
YAS JESSI YASSS THANK U YOUR VIDEO CAME UP EXACTLY WHEN I WAS BORED SCROLLING AROUND ON RUclips (Update : DAMN a lot of likes, does this mean Jessi will notice me omg )
I want to take a moment to thank you for making my days, I have been binge watching your videos for a month now. While eating, getting ready for work and even working out! I was in a really dark place for years I am now a recovering bulimic and thanks to you my days are so much brighter. Thank you for putting a smile on my face ♥
It's a new year but the same old me.. Why do every year I think on New Years that I'm gonna be a different person when really I'm still the same bitch I always was😂😂..
Thank you for posting today. I just had to put my 15 year old childhood dog to sleep this morning and this was a very welcome and much needed distraction 💕💗
Sure did!! I even lit them on occasion... I was a little bad ass at 10. Then, that was 1990, things were very different then. I could go into a store and buy my own ciggs at 14. 😳
7 лет назад+2
jessi always sacrificing her life for us with this story times
Jessi is the only youtuber that I actully get super excited for when they upload a new video, I may or may not have a hard girl crush on her and also may or may not be sober.....
sounds like this girl that my mom just started renting to that did the same thing, and had a history of it. wonder if it was the same girl. probably not but weird lol
this girl also just went to jail for stealing and opening credit card the same way by breaking into our neighbors while they were gone and getting their tax information. she was older and also into girls and a little strange.
+JessiSmiles I love the rose gold eyeshadow look. You should try a deep purple glitter-y eyeshadow look too! It would be so pretty with your green eyes and blonde hair.😁
I had a beeper (aka pager). Your explanation was okay but originally the beeper was used for call backs. So, for instance, you call my beeper and a message comes on for you to type in your phone number the it would show up on the beeper for a call back. The whole "leaving codes" didn't happen until later. Anyway, I'm probably too old to be here. 😂😂😂
WTF!!! I loved this story! And you can tell us whatever you want, It would still be interesting:) I mean. You could tell us about when U went to the bathroom, and you would still capture me. You are crazy good at storytelling:) (and I wish you would do a vlog-channel;))
I love you Jessie smiles I love your story times. Your make up slays my life I hope you're life is going as great as you make me feel on my down days 💕
Thank you for this storytime! This may sound weird but as a 2017 resolution, I decided to write in a journal everyday to my aunt Sandra, who passed away 6 years ago. I've been looking for a sign to show that she's been somewhat reading what I've been writing her and this video was my sign! I am very superstitious and you used her name out of all names! So thank you for this! It made my year!
"New year probably nothing else new about it"
*Gets married and pregnant*
Omg 😂😂😂
Omg all I could think of was "SHE HAS A BIG LESBIAN CRUSH ON YOU"
Alani Lagoa SUCK ON THAT
Alani Lagoa big fat*
Caterina Gullone 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alani Lagoa 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who else was like "JUDY NOOO" when they read the title ?
Annalillyk meeeee omfg
Annalillyk Guilty😂😂
Meee omg!!😂😂😂
Annalillyk that would be me!
Annalillyk meeee!!!!!!
"She could be right behind me" 😂😂😂
prettyglitter599 literally read your comment the same time she said it😂
prettyglitter599 😂
prettyglitter599 as I was reading this she said that 😂
666 likes.
Fuck!! :) she’s fucking hilarious!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Let's hope "Sandra" doesn't pull a "Judy" or a Zabala on us... or worse.
nisa rojas YESSSSS
so true!!
zablahblah.. lol!!!
nisa rojas omg so true😂
nisa rojas LOL let's hope
I love rewatching Jessi's old story times
Isn't anyone else terrified for ''Sandra's'' son? It must have been a tough life.. and he will never trust women in general..
Lunaeincola I’m more worried for the girls that he dates. Like she probably act innocent around him and then goes after them.
Jessi: that's all I remember ..
BUT WER YOU THEA DOE?
paloma diaz IM FUCKING DEAD HAAHAHA
paloma diaz OMG I fucking love you 😂😂😂 😂
paloma diaz legend lmao
😂😂😂😂😂 guys I didn't even realise I had likes and comments on this. But seriously I will never get over Sam pepper 😂😂😂😂👌🏻
IM DEAD😂😂
Jessi's accent is more obvious since she moved home--it's cute!
Crazy! I had a girlfriend like this in college who was "really amazing friends" with the guy that I liked. She invited him over for drinks at my place to set us up and we actually ended up dating for a bit (me and the guy not me and the crazy girl.) cool right? Well imagine my surprise when I learned that he didn't know her at all. She got his number from the phone book and invited him over. HE thought it was a different girl that he knew inviting him and when he showed up realized he didn't know either one of us he felt too awkward to leave so he stayed. .... maybe I should do a storytime too LOL.
TL Travel I would so watch that!
TL Travel heck yeah!! 😂
you should lol
Thanks haha ... perhaps I will :)
omg wtf 😂😂
This would be an excellent movie omg
Victoria R omg yes!
Victoria R Watch Single White Female
Victoria R someone call lifetime movie network 😂
Literally reminds me of single white female😬
true it sounds like that horror movie Roommate
Did Sandra not get fired for misuse of power in HR when she stole your mom's identity? That's pretty serious.
I feel heartless becuse you aloways make me happy and I'm not because my best friend just died an hour ago💔😭💔😭 R.I.P Kris Shaffer you will be forever missed and loved
Llama Ninja I'm sorry for your loss
Llama Ninja omg I'm so sorry❤😭
Llama Ninja I'm so sorry I hope you can feel better soon
Llama Ninja I'm so sorry
im sorry for ur loss
I NEED A TUTORIAL FOR THIS EYESHADOW AHHHH 💕💕💕
I'm going to be posting one on my beauty channel this week! :)
Can't wait Jess, thanks! 🤗
JessiSmiles whatttt you have a beauty channel?!?
YES GIRL
emily lynch jessistyles
🌚the lady sounded so nice until things got crazy. Turned into a lifetime movie!
NyaTruu omg right
NyaTruu yes
I need this story as a Netflix Original movie or series!!! This story was intense.
When I saw the title I thought it was something else about Judy😳😂
Ashley B SAME😂😂
JUDY NOOOOOOOO
plot twist... "saundra" turns out to be the crazy sun glass lady
😂
This came up on my recommendations and I saw Psycho and honestly thought of Gabbie right away asdfghjkkll
thats why i clicked lol
i stopped watching shameless for this video THESE ARE THE SACRIFICES I MAKE FOR U GIRL
ashlyn denae OMG MEE TOOO
ashlyn denae SHAMELESS IS MY SHIT OHMYGOD
ashlyn denae I LOVE SHAMELESS AHHHH
ashlyn denae MEEEE TOOOO WTF
OMFG ME TOOO
i kept staring at her eyeshadow and the way they fucking sparkle that i literally cant focus on her story lol
I wish we could post gifs of our reactions so you all can see how aggressive I'm eating my cool ranch doritos...
this was crazy. gurl please do more storytimes that may not be your storytimes but like you tell stories so well that I don't think people would care
This is why you're not friends with loners, they're loners for a reason.... oh wait I am a loner
NIna Dobrev you're*
Nina Dobrev i was a loner and now i have friends noe best friends
Nina Dobrev 😂😂😂
I'm a loner because of this kind of people
I used to be a loner when I was younger but then I made another loner and now we're best friends. Loners unite!
Who hopes jessi gets engaged w her boyfriend this year 😊😊😊❤
she already got engaged to him a few days ago...her dad posted a pic of it I dont think shes announced it yet tho!!
Faith Roxy where is this picture?
Faith Roxy SAY WHAAAAAAAAT
***** its @ joeferrero
Faith Roxy wow! You have your internet research down 😆 Congrats Jessi!!!
This story time would make an awesome Lifetime Movie! For reals.
YAS JESSI YASSS THANK U
YOUR VIDEO CAME UP EXACTLY WHEN I WAS BORED SCROLLING AROUND ON RUclips
(Update : DAMN a lot of likes, does this mean Jessi will notice me omg )
Sameee
Drink same
Drink same!!
Drink same!!!!!!
Drink i
did Sandra get fired for obtaining your mom's personal information
Your hair is cute like this.. the waves
"It didn't matter if it were Obama "ok then 🤷🏻♀️😂😂
Emma Jaiden567 yeah not a very good example of a good guy 😂
+kate clifford I disagree, I think it's an excellent example 🙃🤗
Violet Salazar well everyone has different opinions! :)
Wtf does that emoji thing mean
I want to take a moment to thank you for making my days, I have been binge watching your videos for a month now. While eating, getting ready for work and even working out! I was in a really dark place for years I am now a recovering bulimic and thanks to you my days are so much brighter. Thank you for putting a smile on my face ♥
I forgot how amazing her stories are.
I just love you Jessi!!!!
I clicked this notification so damn fast, I've been having some serious withdrawal symptoms from your videos Jessi xD
I almost cried when I saw you uploaded and even more cause I saw it was a story time !!!! 😩❤❤❤❤
AHHHH your eye makeup is awsome! you should do a tutorial on them!
Kira L I second this
yass
Kira L Yesss!!!!!
Go check out her beauty channel jessi styles ;)
Your explanations kill me!! You are soooooooo funny without even trying!!
It's a new year but the same old me..
Why do every year I think on New Years that I'm gonna be a different person when really I'm still the same bitch I always was😂😂..
Thank you for uploading on my birthday you made my day 100 times better ❤️
Angela Maturi Happy birthday 😊🎉🎁🎂🎈🎆
CreepySepticplierToBattle !! Thank you so much!❤️
Angela Maturi You're very welcome 😊👍
Angela Maturi happy birthday 🎉
Thank you so much everyone❤️
QUEEN OF STORYTIMES
sandra should have been reported to their work! wtf. someone like that shouldn't have been entrusted with employee files.
This story actually left me legit scared for jessi because what if that person comes back...
I feel like all your story times start with "I hope they don't see this, they're crazy, I don't wanna die" 😂
Thank you for posting today. I just had to put my 15 year old childhood dog to sleep this morning and this was a very welcome and much needed distraction 💕💗
im so sorry! it breaks my heart when pets have to be put down. I hope you're okay
I always love her hair & makeup. 😩😍
That is really scary! Your mom handled it SO well!!!
a queen in her truest form
Even if jessi made up these stories I would pay to watch them coz she's my queen 👑
Omg this is so creepy!! Ekkkk I hope Sandra doesn't see this
Love your story times!
WHEN ARE YOU RELEASING THE MUSIC VIDEO FOR THE SONG YOU WROTE FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND???!
Your mom is so smart and strong for how she handled it, though. Damn.
You are a good storyteller. Any stories are fun
YOU'RE ENGAGED !!! CONGRATS ILYSM !!!
Mackenzie Flynn wait what?!?? Omg!!!
girl i was just as surprised as you, look up her dads insta @joeferrero you'll see a pic on there where he announced it
Whoa! That was super fast!
it was a little fast but if she's happy then im happy :)
Omg I need to check that out. I'm so happy for her.
Congrats Jessi!!! 😍
Jessi is the only person who can do a good real story time, I love it 😎❤
Who did the same thing as a kid and take the cigarette buds and pretend to smoke? Admit it...lol
Vanessa Blanco yeeeaaahhh
No.....
Wtf..?
Vanessa Blanco I definitely did lol
Sure did!! I even lit them on occasion... I was a little bad ass at 10. Then, that was 1990, things were very different then. I could go into a store and buy my own ciggs at 14. 😳
jessi always sacrificing her life for us with this story times
"SHE HAS A BIG LESBIAN CRUSH ON YOU" omfg
YOUR HAIR looks soooooo good you should do it like that more often
Is anyone here after all the drama in 2021 😭
Jessi is the only youtuber that I actully get super excited for when they upload a new video, I may or may not have a hard girl crush on her and also may or may not be sober.....
girl I love you but you gotta stop with this "I'm so sorry for not posting" shit. if you don't post just don't even apologize for it lmao
Never been happier to watch a video. Glad you're back.
That reminds me of that movie obsessed with Beyoncé.
idk how jessi seems so calm sharing this story bcos i was terrified. like seriously.
My aunts name is Sandra...she is indeed insane
I really like this style of story?? Just the way that you talk just completely captivates me the entire time
I remember beepers. My dad had one for his business. I always wanted one but then again I was only 7.
jessie's hair looks pretty!!!
sounds like this girl that my mom just started renting to that did the same thing, and had a history of it. wonder if it was the same girl. probably not but weird lol
this girl also just went to jail for stealing and opening credit card the same way by breaking into our neighbors while they were gone and getting their tax information. she was older and also into girls and a little strange.
she's in jail, and probably going to prison now.
+JessiSmiles I love the rose gold eyeshadow look. You should try a deep purple glitter-y eyeshadow look too! It would be so pretty with your green eyes and blonde hair.😁
"It's just gonna be the same thing as last year" I wish I could go back and be like oh my god JESSI you had a BABYYY
I love your hair In this video! I'm super late to finding your channel but I've binged it for the last month!
“it’s 2017, it’s a new year”... lol and i’m watching in 2019
I love your storytimes so much! I get so damn excited when there's a new one in my subscription box :)
You never fail to crack me up 😹😹😹😹😹
I was literally on RUclips thinking man I miss jessi I need some jessi videos in my life and then BAM you uploaded soooo thanks so much boo!
Never been so excited to see a notification about an upload!
i stg you are like the most relatable person on youtube. i feel like we friends. love you, love your channel girl
I had a beeper (aka pager). Your explanation was okay but originally the beeper was used for call backs. So, for instance, you call my beeper and a message comes on for you to type in your phone number the it would show up on the beeper for a call back. The whole "leaving codes" didn't happen until later. Anyway, I'm probably too old to be here. 😂😂😂
We miss you so much Jessi! ❤ glad you're back
Gabbie Hanna never clicked a video so fast
OMFG. I love listening to you tell stories!
I LOVE YOUR EYESHADOW OMG
I love Jessi so much she makes me so happy💘
That's a Class C Yandere. Class C for Crazy.
I haven't watched it yet, but that bad?
FrenchFryKitten who doesn't like a yandere
WTF!!! I loved this story! And you can tell us whatever you want, It would still be interesting:) I mean. You could tell us about when U went to the bathroom, and you would still capture me. You are crazy good at storytelling:) (and I wish you would do a vlog-channel;))
i don't think anything will ever beat Judy
First person story time or not, your videos are seriously some of my favorites!!
I can definitely hear your Latina accent 🙈 it's cute
I'm so happy to see your channel has grown I've been here since like 95,000 subs
Holy heck Jessi is so beautiful
your honestly one of the few funny genuine you tubers out there, keep doing what your doing xx
"She could be right behind me." Lol
I love you Jessie smiles I love your story times. Your make up slays my life I hope you're life is going as great as you make me feel on my down days 💕
rumor is that you're engaged...congrats!!
+Courtney M. Dead serious she liked a pic on Instagram of her dad I think congratulating her on her engagement
Faith Roxy for real real???!!! 😮😍😜🤗
I saw it too
Thank you for this storytime! This may sound weird but as a 2017 resolution, I decided to write in a journal everyday to my aunt Sandra, who passed away 6 years ago. I've been looking for a sign to show that she's been somewhat reading what I've been writing her and this video was my sign! I am very superstitious and you used her name out of all names! So thank you for this! It made my year!
Ok what the fuck, that shit was way crazier than I expected it to be 😟😂
Your mother was soooo right being preoccupied with your friendships
"nothing is going to change"
little did she know Noah was on his way
so happy for you and nasem💖🍼🌹😌
I love the way you talk 😂 I can't quite put my finger on it but I'm binge watching your videos right now and I'm loooving it