DS3 Miracle Build Update: Day 1591
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- Big thanks to Mordecai for hosting today's update! Check them out here:
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Maybe one day the DS3 servers will return...
Music & Credits
Kazumi's Theme- Tekken 7 OST
Casa Bossa Nova- Kevin MacLeod incompetech.com/
Pope Pontiff- www.nexusmods....
Mordecai voice- Mordecai
ᵖᵃᵗᶦᵉⁿᶜᵉ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵛᶦʳᵗᵘᵉ
A quick update, I had another video that was supposed to come a few days ago out but I'm ill atm. Gonna take my time with Elden Ring so you MIGHT not see me for a bit. Hope you are all enjoying Elden Ring too!
Love xxx
Oldman 🧙
I can’t afford Elden ring
Well hope the time you might be off is nice and peacefull
FINALLY
@@cheese-ml9jv why not bro?
Hope it’s not too bad.
maybe the real elden ring was the miracle builds we made along the way
So you're saying there's no elden ring
Well let's think, the elden ring has a similar colour like default miracles, when executed. So mayyyyybeee, you were just right and it's a million miracles condensed into an object.
youtuuu.tokyo/JpoyiDbtkkK
That feeling when incantations replaced miracles and pyroomancies and now miracles are happening and turtle pope exists.
Meh no
The Madman actually did it, it actually happened.
We got Elden Ring before the miracle build.
What a grand and intoxicating Innocence
Indeed
Shame on you sweet Nerevar
And in Elden Ring, we will use the power of moon and Star
Coming to you through fire and war
youtuuu.tokyo/JpoNGLNvxLG
We are gonna see the miracle build released on Day 2137. Trust me on that.
Jan Paweł II Grzmocił Małe Drake'i
John Paul 2nd Guide My Destiny
Day 2364, didn't happen.
The release of Elden Ring isn't an excuse to delay the Miracle Build Old Man!
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lmao Elden Ring will have the miracle build
DS3 doesn't get a miracle build lol
His stalling tactics won't save him forever!
youtuuu.tokyo/JppBKbpVicq
smh old man, smh
Look, I know the Miracle Build is what keeps most of us up at night, but you gotta give Old Man and Limit some credit.
Gotta make sure we have all the new crab data first.
They're called Incantations now, so you're right
forget the crab data i wanna know about the giant *lobsters*
Miyazaki has a legacy to uphold and he best remember it:
Miracles DO. NOT. EXIST.
*Laughs in pre-patch Sunlight Spear*
This is literally more important than Elden Ring for the gaming industry
Nice to see the guest appearance from pope John Paul II
The Beast od Irithyll
The Original Miracle-build Old Man
@@LosFurros The build was so strong it destroyed Communism in Poland
I swear I'm going to grow into Old Man 2.0 by the time the prophesied Miracle Build is released.
It's insane how he managed to avoid and milk a miracle build video for 6 years. Think about this way, 18 year old viewers spent 1/3 of their life waiting for a miracle build, 12 year olds, half of their life waiting for the miracle build, 6 year olds have been waiting their whole life for it... and they never got it. lol
Some baby was born, his first thought:"miracle build when?"
6 years later he is still here, pestering his mother about :"Miyazaki buff faith pls"
You just made me realize I was 14 when I was waiting for this build to come out.
Fuck why am i getting old??
People always ask "Where is the Miracle Build"
But they never ask "How is the Miracle Build"
No one asks who is the miracle build, or why is the miracle build eithr.
No one asks how it is because it's dead.
Bad. The miracle build is bad.
Good to see that Mordecai is already looking into new career options. I was unsure where his path might lead him, now that the wait is finally over.
Heh.
Get well soon old man. Crabbos will await patiently 🦀
Damn, way to Miracle **BUILD** up the hype, old Man!
He can't keep getting away with it!
love there collabs, what an fun community
Just get a +10 chime, every lighting spell and the pope robes. There’s your miracle build.
¿You think mister Oldman is going to run with that weak sh**t?. Nah man D Old Man got some mad tech yo!!.
Chine? Ye of little faith, dont even try if youre not using the talismans weapon art. It unlocks the forbidden poise
@@Dreamerx47 oh yeah those handkerchiefs are the good ones, been a while, just get a +10 one of those then
@@Dreamerx47 So does changing a "0" to a "1" in the .ini file, what's your point?
The problem is that he promised a "VIABLE" miracle build
HE FINALLY UPDATED US
This is the closest we'll get to that miracle build, damn it old man
Can’t wait for Elden Ring version of Old Man!
Elden Man
We were on the verge of greatness. We were _this_ close.
Dude have you been not just counting the days but the hours, the minutes, the seconds, and the nano seconds for that long. I've always had faith you would never forget about the miracle build and my faith has been strengthened by this update thank you.
Remember in poland we say JP2GMD
It means John Paul 2nd Guide My Destiny
Shouldn't that be in Polish?
“Only a master of procrastination”
*everyone felt that*
The Mordecai collab we all needed! Happy Elden Ring everyone!
This is gonna be the bestest miracle build ever! We just gotta wait patiently! It's gonna happen!
And even at the end of ds3, Oldman will not release his miracle build.
Maybe the miracle build was a lie, like the cake in Portal
it's been a year, old man! can we get dat update on the miracle build?
Can't wait for the next update when Elden Ring 2 releases.
In the 1591 days since Limit announced the miracle build, Miyakazi announced Elden Ring, tricked everybody into believing it didn't exist, used that knowledge to extort millions of feet pics, and released the game to massive critical acclaim.
But hey, at least the shitposts have been great.
I dont even know what the miracle build is but now that I've seen this video I will fight to the ends of the earth to get the miracle build video.
With the week we've had, this was like a ray of warm sunshine on my neck
I can already feel the faith flowing through me
It's good to know that you are working on it. That miracle build is literaly the only reason I keep watching your video and the only thing that allow me to have have hope in the future.
The pope on the thumbnail should be more yellow, you know
Polish pope VS Old Man.
OMG....
Don't think I will let you escape *OLD MAN!*
I will hound you for that DS3 Miracle build till the end of time and even after that!
It is designed for trading blow for blow.
I already played the whole game with a mix of melee and faith so... I don't need you anymore Old Man bakka!
Legit thought this was a mordecai video, then almost left cause I thought it was over. You're one conniving old man
Who needs the Miracle Build when you get videos like these? Thanks Oldman!
Elden Ring hype? Nah I'm hyped for this MIRACLE BUILD!! FAITH HYYYYYYYYYYYPE!
"It's been 84 years"... you can't rush these things, abuela.
Old man is going to pass away before dropping the miracle build.
🙏
I'm glad the old man is still going to church. Good for him.
Thank you, Mordecai
Is that a John Paul II?
Jan Power II wzmacniał małe dzieci
POV you saw your first real depiction of an angel for some seconds.
0:54 Props for the Dunkey reference there
These long years of hounding him, and Old Man has been working on his miracle build all along. It seems that it was us who needed more faith.
this is my fav souls channel. The editing and humor is top tier!
Incoming video where old man goes to make fun of Incantations as if they are Miracles, only to then discover the nuclear horror they're capable of inflicting.
this is theeeee voicfce of the report of the week
Not even a miracle could make Old Man put some shoes on
Feel better man and have a blast in the lands between
WE ARE WAITING OLD MAN
Thank you Mordecai
Gotta love the perfect imitation of those deadpan youtubers.
This quality content keeps me here, have fun with ER, Oldman
Thank you your holiness
Inb4 we get an Elden Ring specific miracle build video before the Promised Miracle Build Video.
TY For the update!
Unfortunate that the development was delayed for a bit longer BUT i have FAITH It will be worth the wait!
No miracles ahead, therefore time for pickle.
That Dark souls vine boom at 14 had me dead.
The real miracle is the under construction sign.
Thanks Mordecai.
Bruh have we really have been waiting for this longer than Elden Ring? These last two years are a blur...
YEAHHHH MY FAVORITE SOULS MAN
I still listen to that lofi beats for wizards at the end
playing with my heart like that. i'm hurt old man
So I'll be back for that Elden Ring Miracle build...
This means a ton new content for old man! Yay!
I couldn't tell if I was watching an Elden Ring update there for a second haha
Raising my faith stat to get Grandpa's ultimate miracle build. One day. Someday. Soon.
The miracle build will never live up to the expectation at this point.
Yeah, unless it's some kind of infallible strategy it won't live up to the hype.
Like most Miracles Builds, this video was highly disappointing.
Great job capturing that
Old Man can't run from his sins forever...
ELDEN RING MIRACLE BUILDS THO
1:35 When the music kicks in
My faith in the miracle build is supreme!
LIGHTNING ARROWS AND DRAGON SPEARS!
Don't worry Old Man, we're too busy playing Elden Ring to notice the lack of videos.
Damn, we were so close!
On my birthday no less, amazing
Hello, this is Jar Rar Winks, host of the daily daily miracle build update, there is a daily miracle build update today. This has been your daily daily miracle build update for day 1590, February 25th, 2022. :(
Virgin Dark Souls miracle builds vs chad Elden Ring incantation builds.
New vid on my birthday. Thank you father
Great video thank you father
I love the Old Man so damn much
0:36 not the smash bros sound bite lmao
we are counting old man, ya cant run forever.
One of my favorite builds i used in ds3 was a miracle build, that lightning bow and lightning spike were godly with ornstein spear or storm ruler weapon
"How to make a VIABLE video series"
That "Oh" gets me everytime
Thank heavens! It is happening!
Don't try to worm your way out of this by making a miracle build in Elden Ring, old man!
He can’t keep getting away with this
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!
I thought I was having a stroke after playing too much Elden ring after clicking on this
Give us our miracle build old man