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  • @simsamsammie
    @simsamsammie 4 года назад +2401

    "Do you know Vandren?"
    "No," Fjord says, with Vandren's accent.

    • @Mike-os3pt
      @Mike-os3pt 4 года назад +7

      I don´t get it

    • @bartocblackwell3391
      @bartocblackwell3391 4 года назад +194

      @@Mike-os3pt Basically the voice Fjord is using it that of Vandren his previous captain. Fjord admired Vandren to such an extent that he for a time chose to emulate Vandren right down to his voice.

    • @Scribeoflife
      @Scribeoflife 4 года назад +21

      @@bartocblackwell3391 kudos for explaining Bartoc! I would have been like " ugh, its too hard to explain, go watch the episode blah blah moan, whinge but no, you stuck to your guns (percy would be proud) and you explained 👏🏻👏🏻✌🏻👍🏻🎉

    • @Scribeoflife
      @Scribeoflife 4 года назад +3

      @@Mike-os3pt 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @MoonBoi101
      @MoonBoi101 4 года назад +68

      you know, like a liar

  • @Vill-e3v
    @Vill-e3v 6 лет назад +2715

    Half Orcs have Relentless Endurance
    Just sayin'

    • @easy2bcheesy149
      @easy2bcheesy149 6 лет назад +79

      You got me to really lol take my like

    • @X.davidWilliams
      @X.davidWilliams 6 лет назад +10

      HaHa

    • @RikuVA
      @RikuVA 6 лет назад +158

      Fuck, that means he has the energy to do as he wishes for as long as he likes, provided all parties involved can endure as wel-
      Why am I trying to over explain “he can fuck for a long time”?

    • @thestarlightforge6568
      @thestarlightforge6568 5 лет назад +7

      Pikasayan XD fam

    • @avoretsims8989
      @avoretsims8989 5 лет назад +49

      @@RikuVA He has a 18 constitution.

  • @clownnightmare113
    @clownnightmare113 6 лет назад +2664

    This man kissed Jester (for air I know but idc), and then slept with Avantika in the same night. What an absolute madman.

    • @cyanic3148
      @cyanic3148 6 лет назад +220

      THE MADLAD

    • @alyssiacortes7393
      @alyssiacortes7393 6 лет назад +315

      Wisdom of 7...

    • @PaladinGear15
      @PaladinGear15 5 лет назад +123

      It's very clear he likes his whole team more than he likes Avantika; I think he decided if he didn't pretend to be enamored, he'd give himself away; so seduced her to keep up the act after she got flirty.
      (still, I hate that he did that; I'm Fjord x Jester)

    • @dolansajorda4513
      @dolansajorda4513 5 лет назад +33

      100% whamen respectah

    • @tannermeche7968
      @tannermeche7968 5 лет назад +6

      U misspelled madlad

  • @owlpear
    @owlpear 6 лет назад +2860

    God, I envy Matthew Mercer and his wealth of goodness and talent, but I especially envy that he can so easily exude the raw sexuality of nekkid elven rogue ladies.
    Ain't no class for that, kids.

    • @MagickGOATee
      @MagickGOATee 6 лет назад +90

      Isabelle Li I blame his Statue of Corellon he keeps under the DM screen

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 лет назад +103

      Also hooker bartenders. Particularly dwarven

    • @koreshura641
      @koreshura641 5 лет назад +102

      He has level 20 Bard-like CHARISMA, with 5 tomes of Leadership and Influence

    • @jrm48220
      @jrm48220 5 лет назад +97

      Sexuality isn't that difficult. It's all about blending the soft with the hard: the delicate touch of your voice, your gestures, and the vocabulary you choose, with the strength of confidence. Look at how Avantika is both vulnerable and yet authoritative, seemingly playing with Fjord. She is confident in her strength, her command of herself and others, and has no shame for who she is. She doesn't care that Fjord sees her naked, because she knows it's nothing to be ashamed of, and because she's confident that she looks good, and because she's flying on the exhilaration of her new power (and maybe because she wants to rub that new power in his face).

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 лет назад +46

      @@jrm48220 "blending the soft with the hard" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @floopthevolcano2330
    @floopthevolcano2330 5 лет назад +1601

    Marisha crouching in her seat is the equivalent of gamers leaning forward.

    • @theruinproject9761
      @theruinproject9761 5 лет назад +82

      It's a gamer power stance, passed between generations

    • @riveramnell143
      @riveramnell143 4 года назад +23

      Me putting my opera glasses up 😂

    • @cornelia3912
      @cornelia3912 3 года назад

      @@riveramnell143 what?

    • @nekomancer47
      @nekomancer47 Год назад

      Gotta love when she goes Gargoyle Mode

  • @siobhannicolson5566
    @siobhannicolson5566 6 лет назад +2720

    "Sleep well with your bad decisions" is one of my new favourite lines in Critical Role.

    • @jackblack9605
      @jackblack9605 6 лет назад +204

      Man, Molly would have gave Fjord a wink and a thumbs up.

    • @siobhannicolson5566
      @siobhannicolson5566 6 лет назад +221

      @@jackblack9605 Eh, I think that was Caddy's approval or more or less his version of "your secret is safe with my indifference".

    • @BackFiredProd
      @BackFiredProd 6 лет назад +60

      I Just wonder if that was fram Caddy to Fjord...
      Or More a wink from Taliesan to Travis xD

    • @siobhannicolson5566
      @siobhannicolson5566 6 лет назад +12

      @@BackFiredProd Possibly - We don't know lmao. Could be both!

    • @_zurr
      @_zurr 6 лет назад +62

      Taliesin has been a goldmine for one-liners throughout both campaigns.

  • @teejaykaye
    @teejaykaye 6 лет назад +2697

    So it's true. Laura is 85% of Travis's impulse control. In her absence chaos reigns supreme.

    • @youtubegameraddict5016
      @youtubegameraddict5016 6 лет назад +89

      And it is amazing 😄

    • @NotYourDay123
      @NotYourDay123 4 года назад +93

      Which is HIGHLY ironic considering, ya know, Jester.

    • @buddyb3165
      @buddyb3165 4 года назад +39

      The quasi-demonic entity that worships a fey god of trickery and deception

    • @cryofpaine
      @cryofpaine 4 года назад +28

      @@NotYourDay123 which is highly ironic considering Laura. :D

    • @mon339
      @mon339 4 года назад +11

      ...let chaos rain..?

  • @wrijack
    @wrijack 6 лет назад +1600

    audience, sweating profusely: "Matt ask him H-h-how d-d-o you wanna do thi--h-how do you wanna doooo oh god hang on"

  • @igotboredfkit
    @igotboredfkit 6 лет назад +1607

    it takes his actual wife being gone before he will get laid in a dnd game and he still looks nerves at her seat 😂😂

    • @mikeburkholder9153
      @mikeburkholder9153 6 лет назад +83

      In the first campaign, his character went to brothels with another party member. And yes, his wife was there for those sessions.

    • @Karak971
      @Karak971 6 лет назад +134

      Mike Burkholder his wife’s character also was not clearly crushing on his character then though

    • @myabella7104
      @myabella7104 5 лет назад +17

      @@mikeburkholder9153 the difference is this is a named character w/speaking and story... Brothel was just the brothel

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 5 лет назад +56

      The thing is not so much that she's his wife, and he's fantasy game banging someone else. Because there was not only the brothels and sprite for Grog, but also Vex hooking up with Percy. It's different because Laura actually ships Jester and Fjord. It's like when Fjord kisses Jester and you see the happily shocked Laura's face. I mean she got the real deal a long time ago. She won over Travis, dated and wed him and bore his child. But she still got giddy over Fjord kissing Jester. Similarly it isn't nerves of his character hooking up with someone else because of his wife, it's because of going against her shipping. Like for example if he were playing a different character during that scene or another similar one, it wouldn't matter one little bit.

    • @enigma1326
      @enigma1326 5 лет назад +10

      We also forget when Laura got upset at Travis for harming Trinket some time ago. But again, we also forget that at this time, Laura was more of an emotional, hormonal woman due to being pregnant and having a baby. Travis loves his wife and doesn't want to do anything that might upset her during a sensitive moment of her life.

  • @octavianaugustus06
    @octavianaugustus06 6 лет назад +3092

    Let it be said that Fjord spent that night with a beautiful woman while Travis spent his with the couch.

    • @BlytheWestchild
      @BlytheWestchild 6 лет назад +112

      I am a classics student and I approve of this message

    • @piercingmoon24
      @piercingmoon24 6 лет назад +205

      His wife's character got into a romantic relationship with another character that was not his in the previous campaign, and he was supportive of it. Why would the other way around be any different? Especially since the two of them are actors.

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 6 лет назад +48

      @@piercingmoon24 It's because Avantika might end up as one of Mighty Nein's enemies if something horrible goes wrong.

    • @cloakedfigures1368
      @cloakedfigures1368 6 лет назад +102

      @Carl Michael Aban Not to mention we all know Jester wants a piece of Fjord.

    • @octavianaugustus06
      @octavianaugustus06 6 лет назад +73

      @@piercingmoon24 Fair point, but we need to look at the context.
      Vox Machina: Vex was willing to pursue a romantic relationship while Grog just wanted prostitutes. And Laura's dirty mind playing Vex would lead to hilarity that Travis enjoyed.
      Mighty Nein: Laura announced that her character would purposely romance Travis's, which she has been doing. Travis, however, had Fjord kiss Jester with the Breath of Life and sleep with Avantika in the same session when Laura was gone. So he effectively teased her then crushed her hopes and dreams.
      Also, Percy was a PC and friend while Avantika is an NPC who could go either way.
      It's nothing serious but it is definitely going to be annoying from Laura's point of view. Hence, the couch.

  • @damienjameszimbrick
    @damienjameszimbrick 5 лет назад +566

    "You make the roll but disappoint your dungeon master"
    Have not lost my shit in a long time.

    • @lvlHive
      @lvlHive 4 года назад +6

      All Bards: ...

  • @TheAzimut96
    @TheAzimut96 4 года назад +304

    Marisha's weaknesses :
    -Matt roleplaying beautifull women.
    -Matt roleplaying handsome mens.
    -Matt roleplaying really pretty people in general.

  • @MatthewTofu
    @MatthewTofu 6 лет назад +1609

    I love that when Marisha gets really into it she crouches in her seat

    • @swordude40
      @swordude40 6 лет назад +23

      11:40

    • @ShadowAtronach666
      @ShadowAtronach666 6 лет назад +11

      I do the same thing!

    • @maritimebard
      @maritimebard 5 лет назад +7

      Matthew Lee she usually does it during battles

    • @Chris_Meade
      @Chris_Meade 5 лет назад +52

      It is well known that we in the LGBT community cant use chairs properly.

    • @simsamsammie
      @simsamsammie 5 лет назад +14

      She reacts to things with her whole body it’s so entertaining

  • @PaleRider___
    @PaleRider___ 6 лет назад +941

    The best line was just right after the fade to black and Liam said "Seamen Seamen Everywhere" and Tailison and Sam look up and say " , And Not A Drop To Drink" that broke me Matt And Liam

    • @moonlight2870
      @moonlight2870 5 лет назад +19

      Taliesin, not Talisson lol

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 года назад +1

      @@moonlight2870 Excuse you, he said TAILISON

  • @noahdaglio9362
    @noahdaglio9362 5 лет назад +836

    Avantika offers Fjord an experience.

  • @EnderLord007
    @EnderLord007 5 лет назад +476

    "You don't walk out of the Captain's quarters at sunup."
    Absolutely you do, it's a complete power move.

    • @ktmerlin775
      @ktmerlin775 2 года назад +9

      Have literally walk of shamed my ass out of the captains cabin to breakfast. It was a good bad-decision

  • @JessNxtDoor
    @JessNxtDoor 6 лет назад +853

    “Sleep well with your bad decisions” is my new favorite thing Taliesin has said.

    • @kioeclipse
      @kioeclipse 5 лет назад +21

      The way he said it reminded me of mollymauk

    • @DrLipkin
      @DrLipkin 5 лет назад +20

      @@kioeclipse Nah, 100% a Percy line.

    • @MisterSmith00
      @MisterSmith00 5 лет назад +45

      1. "Sleep well with your bad decisions."
      2. "DO NOT QUESTION NEW MANAGEMENT UNTIL IT HAS HAD TIME TO TAKE FULL EFFECT!"
      3. "YOU HAVE NO LEGAL AUTHORITY OVER ME!"
      4. (Group fiddles with a puzzle sphere) "Nope...that's how you get a Pinhead."
      5. "C'mon, ya fooker...we're gonna...I'm...we'll bring...COME ON...!!"
      6. "Eyes never shut."
      7. "I am your god of fruit...long may I reign."
      8. "Would you say that your current management has failed you on a personal level...? Think about where you are son! Perhaps you should rethink your line of work!"
      9. "Well, I do believe I haven't seen a group of people in desperate need of a good time in my entire life!"

    • @pebble_highleaf
      @pebble_highleaf 5 лет назад +23

      @@MisterSmith00 "Your secret is safe with my Indifference."

    • @artemiswallace8716
      @artemiswallace8716 5 лет назад +10

      @@pebble_highleaf "your soul is forfeit"

  • @Em-jf5cl
    @Em-jf5cl 6 лет назад +1026

    watching travis go through several shades of pink throughout this exchange is truly magical

    • @madcap830
      @madcap830 5 лет назад +35

      Ikr. Uncomfortable Travis is so precious.

    • @MadameTeqi
      @MadameTeqi 4 года назад +14

      Oh come on, it was only 50 shades

    • @Awes0m3n3s5
      @Awes0m3n3s5 3 года назад +12

      Fjord went through several shades of green

    • @tessa5233
      @tessa5233 Год назад +1

      One of my favorite things in this campaign is watching travis squirm

  • @imthemetalguy1
    @imthemetalguy1 5 лет назад +848

    Travis: sorry, my love, but I have found another
    Matt: Sorry, my love, but I have found another
    Laura & Marisha: who?
    Matt: Travis
    Travis: Matt

  • @Chiannachan
    @Chiannachan 5 лет назад +588

    "Sleep well with your bad decisions" - Careful Tal, your Molly is showing 😂

    • @qwerty22198
      @qwerty22198 5 лет назад +69

      Chiannachan Oooooh no, that’s his Percy showing, and Percy is just Tal in his natural habitat.

    • @Nyxlave
      @Nyxlave 5 лет назад +71

      Molly would have immediately stood up and loudly applauded and congratulated him.

    • @spitandfire
      @spitandfire 3 года назад +7

      Come on Molly would have joined them!

    • @redsupersaiyan3120
      @redsupersaiyan3120 3 года назад +1

      I love Vegita's quote from DBZA, it fits sooo well Cx

  • @Kalaziel0
    @Kalaziel0 6 лет назад +875

    I've seen all kinds of comments about how jester's gonna be destroyed emotionally when she finds out fjord and avantica slept together, but she literally grew up as the daughter of a very well-established courtesan. She knows that sex doesn't equal love, but while I wouldn't place my bets on Jester being heartbroken I definitely think she's gonna be jealous as all hell and try to one-up Avantica somehow, which is gonna be a trip no matter what

    • @youtubegameraddict5016
      @youtubegameraddict5016 6 лет назад +16

      Agreed. I can't wait for tonight's stream!

    • @marialuisa7706
      @marialuisa7706 6 лет назад +32

      Very nice thinking! I’m actually cheering for Caleb to comfort her... I think he has a thing for her

    • @ironrose6
      @ironrose6 6 лет назад +62

      It's Ya Boi I disagree. While it's true that her mother and her childhood taught her that sex doesn't equal love, think back to the whole thing when she was describing the Gentleman to her mother. She sent that message to the Gentleman and someone said "you know that message probably interrupted a threesome." Someone replied that it probably wouldn't bother her mom but Jester said "Yeah, but I wanted him to be true to her forever." Say what you want, but for all her exposure and experiences, Jester is still very much in love with the idea of being love and has a fairy tail heart; knowing that Fjord kissed her and then plowed Avantika is going to hurt her quite a bit.

    • @milkchocolateboombox7845
      @milkchocolateboombox7845 6 лет назад +60

      @@ironrose6 saying that Fjord plowed Avantica is giving him way too much credit given that he probably got thrown around like a ragdoll

    • @ironrose6
      @ironrose6 6 лет назад +9

      MilkChocolateBoombox you make a fair point.

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 6 лет назад +718

    10:43 I don't know what kind of eye contact that is? Is it "Oh your wife is gonna be pissed if you do this" or "Your husband is doing too good a job seducing me" lol.

    • @robintupta7446
      @robintupta7446 6 лет назад +58

      That is such an accurate description of that look!

    • @cjhenderson61
      @cjhenderson61 6 лет назад +58

      Why not both?

    • @RikuVA
      @RikuVA 6 лет назад +48

      It’s most likely both.

    • @secpendragon9760
      @secpendragon9760 6 лет назад +36

      To be fair tho, last campaign, Vex and Percy did plenty of stuff, then Travis and Laura had a kid. I think what happens in D&D stays in D&D, as a general rule. As for them using Jester like a mindless healer, that may be different entirely

    • @jacobconklin7697
      @jacobconklin7697 6 лет назад +1

      Both

  • @rebeccah6736
    @rebeccah6736 5 лет назад +216

    11:53 is the reaction of a man who has known that Avantika has been ready to tear this half-orc up since they first met

  • @TheJeroenbrouwer
    @TheJeroenbrouwer 6 лет назад +518

    [Screams in Laura]

  • @Darkillusioninc
    @Darkillusioninc 6 лет назад +773

    I can still hear Laura screaming from her gig softly in the background

    • @yam3946
      @yam3946 6 лет назад +20

      ***and Jester

    • @cloakedfigures1368
      @cloakedfigures1368 6 лет назад +29

      Jester is going to destroy fjord if she finds out

    • @evertime123
      @evertime123 6 лет назад +12

      Beware, beware of me -Laura

    • @sofialaya596
      @sofialaya596 5 лет назад +7

      laura is so into it xD but jester is so aganist it, it was a dual feeling for sure haha, poor travis

    • @sofialaya596
      @sofialaya596 5 лет назад +2

      @@evertime123 omg I've loved that cinematic, completly forgot laura voiced jaina, it's her singing isn't she? daaamn

  • @witchlamb
    @witchlamb 6 лет назад +439

    marisha: roll constitution >:D
    matt: noooo... no i never do that in games
    fjord: ROLLS CONSTITUTION
    marisha: >:D
    matt: noooo :( ... nooo :(
    lmao

    • @couragew6260
      @couragew6260 3 года назад +31

      “You succeed the check but you disappoint your dungeon master”

  • @samanthalee7049
    @samanthalee7049 6 лет назад +437

    The sound of fish slapping against each other.
    🐟💦 🐉🌊

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 5 лет назад +13

      Considering the whole “limitless endurance” thing that all half orcs supposedly have, I imagine it would sound a bit more like thousands of ham sandwiches being swiftly and rhythmically disassembled.
      If you’re wondering, the sound is “flap slap”
      I checked

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 лет назад +6

      @@TheCorrodedMan Relentless Endurance, and you can only use it once per long rest
      But I have a feeling that after that night, Fjord needed a L O N G-ass rest

    • @shawn6745
      @shawn6745 4 года назад +1

      @@deffdefying4803 A long ass-rest? I figured Avantika would be dominant, but not that much.

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 4 года назад

      Sam needs to DM more

  • @dustinb4286
    @dustinb4286 5 лет назад +277

    I love how uncomfortable this makes Travis and how adamantly Matt was trying to get him to do it.

    • @Guille2033
      @Guille2033 Год назад +3

      This campaign really helped him come out of his shell when it comes to romance rp-ing

  • @jaygrizzley
    @jaygrizzley 4 года назад +107

    there’s kind of a sad irony that Cad catches Fjord coming back. if anyone would’ve been proud that fjord got some it would have been Molly.

  • @callmev3531
    @callmev3531 5 лет назад +215

    Sam’s on a role with these lines
    “I’m getting some twitch wood over here”
    “The sound of two fish slapping against each other” 😂

  • @dustyfedora
    @dustyfedora 4 года назад +323

    I still can’t believe that Dante ran a session for Matt when he couldn’t make it to host.

    • @nicklovejoy2876
      @nicklovejoy2876 4 года назад +39

      Critical role featuring dante from the devil may cry series.

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 4 года назад +8

      Dante takes a few mins to watch a grown man bottom

    • @TheMorningstarReaper
      @TheMorningstarReaper 4 года назад +5

      D&Devil may Cry special 5th edition.

    • @Jamvaan
      @Jamvaan 4 года назад +6

      I call bullshit because we both know Dante doesn't know what sex is.

    • @Brainflayer
      @Brainflayer 4 года назад +2

      Thank God I wasn't the only one who thought he looked like Dante

  • @jrm48220
    @jrm48220 5 лет назад +152

    I think Laura would be more upset at missing the Captain Twitchwood line than Fjord sleeping with Avantika.

  • @themocaw
    @themocaw 4 года назад +285

    Travis: "18. I successfully stealth."
    Matt: ". . . No, I think not. . . I'm raising the DC by 1 on this because this is gonna be hilarious."

    • @bezretmet
      @bezretmet 4 года назад +32

      you have to beat passive perception

  • @gamebrainjagras4193
    @gamebrainjagras4193 6 лет назад +166

    It’s ironic when you realize that this was the same episode that Fjord gave Jester a breath of life

  • @MiraTheWarlock
    @MiraTheWarlock 6 лет назад +521

    Is it just me or has Matt aged significantly during this campaign?

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 6 лет назад +35

      That's his Dante costume for Hallowe'en this year.

    • @MiraTheWarlock
      @MiraTheWarlock 6 лет назад +23

      @@deffdefying4803 Ooooh okay-
      For a brief second I thought he discovered a real magic potion

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 6 лет назад +7

      @@MiraTheWarlock If only magic potions were real
      Or just any and all fantasy stuff honestly

    • @MiraTheWarlock
      @MiraTheWarlock 6 лет назад +4

      @@deffdefying4803 One can always dream

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 лет назад +5

      @Trahn-Jahn
      *The deck of many things is just one of many things
      ;)

  • @macncheesetv9816
    @macncheesetv9816 6 лет назад +636

    *sees title*
    *stares straight into camera like I’m in the office*

  • @williambalow6955
    @williambalow6955 5 лет назад +454

    Fjord is not a top

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 лет назад +63

      He's probably at the very least a vers, but Avantika was so overpowering he was forced to the bottom

    • @BornAScout
      @BornAScout 4 года назад +62

      He's probably also a sub leaning switch. Sailors have more than one use for all those fancy knots.

    • @DrNeonGaming
      @DrNeonGaming 4 года назад +24

      @@BornAScout that's one of the most accurate descriptions of a fictional character's bedroom prowess I've seen in a while

    • @Avalon247
      @Avalon247 3 года назад +1

      OMG HAHAHAHHA Savage!

    • @kayleigh0711
      @kayleigh0711 3 года назад

      He is not

  • @ilikepie219
    @ilikepie219 6 лет назад +440

    Next episode title: The Wrath of Laura Baily. 🤬

    • @cameronferris2614
      @cameronferris2614 6 лет назад +6

      So we're ignoring that she had a romance with another PC in the previous campaign? Not some random NPC, another player whome was not her husband. Hypocrites, all of you.

    • @popburnsy3207
      @popburnsy3207 6 лет назад +24

      @@cameronferris2614 to be fair, Jester has been really into Fjord the whole time, so it will be interesting to see how this all shakes out

    • @twilitvigil5066
      @twilitvigil5066 6 лет назад +6

      @@cameronferris2614 It's called a joke...

    • @cameronferris2614
      @cameronferris2614 6 лет назад

      @@twilitvigil5066 I know, I'm just pointing out that people are hypocrites.

    • @twilitvigil5066
      @twilitvigil5066 6 лет назад +7

      @@cameronferris2614 If Ethan was _serious_ then, yes, that would be hypocritical. His statement was inherently ironic, however, and therefore is not necessarily subject to hypocrisy.

  • @asuraaoki1925
    @asuraaoki1925 6 лет назад +176

    Matt’s soft ‘nooooo...’ is the best 😂

  • @kayleigh0711
    @kayleigh0711 4 года назад +25

    Taliesen has some of the best lines. "Your secret is safe with my indifference" "Sleep well with your bad decisions"

  • @Awkwardtunity
    @Awkwardtunity 4 года назад +78

    Love that moment Travis looked over at Marisha to get her approval to have imaginary relations with her husband XD

  • @battery051
    @battery051 6 лет назад +237

    If we think about it, its the last card Fjord could’ve played to gain her trust. After lying to her twice, she might’ve had some doubts with the group, making their plan to walk away that much harder.
    With this, they may have a bigger window of escape.

    • @tacoblocko
      @tacoblocko 6 лет назад +24

      @BookwormPunk For me it's not even that I ship them, though I do, it's just Avantika is literally crazy. Especially if a child is conceived of this union she might take it for some deeper meaning and hound you to the ends of the earth if you run off.

    • @NotMe6044
      @NotMe6044 6 лет назад +18

      @@tacoblocko Somehow, I completely forgot that sex leads to babies...

    • @tacoblocko
      @tacoblocko 6 лет назад +14

      @@NotMe6044 It's time to tell you about the orcs and the bee's. The orcs, eat bee's and then they get full, so sometimes, baby? THe end.

    • @timpind.8237
      @timpind.8237 6 лет назад +3

      Battery
      Yeah, she’ll hopefully be brought down by at least one point of exhaustion.

    • @swordude40
      @swordude40 5 лет назад +1

      Suuuurre

  • @logangraham3689
    @logangraham3689 4 года назад +37

    I like to think *Fjord's* inner monologue was exactly as tortured as Travis' was.

    • @radicaladz
      @radicaladz Год назад

      I mean, sure. Fjord's entire arc is about shedding toxic traits he believes make him more masculine, and one such trait is his somewhat adolescent understanding of sex and relationships, and framing it as a transaction on Avantica's part drives the point home that this was, as Cad says, a bad decision.

  • @wolight
    @wolight 6 лет назад +117

    11:20 these are certainly the noises of a man uncertain about his future

  • @kind4weak
    @kind4weak 6 лет назад +119

    the characters themselves are literally shipping this. For now.
    We'll see how the scavenger hunt goes eh?
    To the Victor go the spoils.
    "Learn from my mistakes! "

    • @virginiamooney4105
      @virginiamooney4105 5 лет назад +2

      to the *Viktor* goes the spoils. "Learn from my mistakes!"

  • @Alphadog2064
    @Alphadog2064 4 года назад +38

    1:23 “I’ve seen this film.” Liam you madlad

  • @TheKirbyT
    @TheKirbyT 6 лет назад +407

    Crackpot theory: Fjord IS Vandren

    • @TigerlilyWarrior
      @TigerlilyWarrior 6 лет назад +37

      you mean, like KOTOR? Cool theory.

    • @H2OHydraulic
      @H2OHydraulic 6 лет назад +24

      What if Vandren soul is trapped within Fjord's body.

    • @popburnsy3207
      @popburnsy3207 6 лет назад +41

      Fjord is a half-orc who uses a different voice when he's dreaming/having visions, right?

    • @nira6064
      @nira6064 5 лет назад +4

      That would be the coolest single thing , at least for me

    • @MortyTheReaper
      @MortyTheReaper 5 лет назад +20

      Would be also great if Vandren being fond of Fjord, as they sank Vandren exchanging his life for Fjords. And that is how he became the servant of Uk'ouota.

  • @Ryan-rq6dx
    @Ryan-rq6dx 6 лет назад +93

    Jester gonna sink a ship for the sake of our ship.

  • @Awkwardtunity
    @Awkwardtunity 4 года назад +21

    Matt DID NOT think Travis would go through with it, he was totally caught off guard. 😆

  • @chrisrankin6796
    @chrisrankin6796 6 лет назад +299

    So fjord is the squall eater and Avantika is the mistake?

  • @artc1
    @artc1 6 лет назад +81

    Sam: "Oh man! I'm getting some twitchwood right now!"
    Us too Sam!

  • @Altyrell
    @Altyrell 6 лет назад +85

    With that being Clay's reaction, I would honestly have loved to know how Molly would've reacted. That being said, I absolutely would love for Tal to appear as a regular guest or whatever on the Critical Recap & simply give us an insight into how Molly would've reacted to key moments had he not died. Like, for example, obtaining the Mist/Mistake; Fjord's Patron becoming known; Becoming (reluctant) Pirates; Beau & Keg's "1 Night Stand"; Beau wanting to get a back/neck tattoo in honor of Molly. Oh, and most of all, Jester & Nott's own "Hospital Excursion" when they went to the Temple of Bahamut & barely made it out.

    • @Altyrell
      @Altyrell 6 лет назад +5

      And of course, Fjord's "bad decisions"

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea Год назад

      He probably would've said the exact same thing, but in a different tone

  • @gamergirl209
    @gamergirl209 6 лет назад +117

    I can hardly focus because of Matt dressed as Dante !!!!

    • @Derk_Studios
      @Derk_Studios 5 лет назад +2

      It’s amazing

    • @620n1
      @620n1 4 года назад

      It makes it so much weirder

  • @Chibiwan420
    @Chibiwan420 6 лет назад +88

    Next game is going to have more viewers than the superbowl.

  • @roberttrela5336
    @roberttrela5336 5 лет назад +69

    Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

  • @juanpablomontalvo4715
    @juanpablomontalvo4715 5 лет назад +71

    My goal in life is to be 10% as great as Talison is

  • @MagickGOATee
    @MagickGOATee 6 лет назад +145

    🐠 🐠 SLAPS

  • @Melik565
    @Melik565 6 лет назад +121

    I’m so upset for Fjord. That should have been his power. Dammit with that shitty initiative roll!!!

    • @WreathGhost
      @WreathGhost 6 лет назад +14

      I mean, Matt gave him every chance to get it first.

    • @redmanish
      @redmanish 6 лет назад +7

      Melik565 yeah, bless him but it was kind of a massive brain fart on Travis’ part to not think of the eye on his falchion first before the one he ATE lmao

    • @Idofphoenix
      @Idofphoenix 6 лет назад +6

      I blame Caleb for stopping him! #JusticeForFjord #LockHimUp

    • @LoneTailProductions
      @LoneTailProductions 6 лет назад +1

      That's what happens when you hesitate.

    • @Melik565
      @Melik565 6 лет назад +9

      @@Idofphoenix I did too until I realized Matt gave both Fjord and Cap. Avantika equal chance to get to the lock once they both swam down. Like they kept saying...one damn dice roll.

  • @noahthehoneyboy6294
    @noahthehoneyboy6294 6 лет назад +69

    If there was ever time for a performance check it would be now

    • @taloscal
      @taloscal 6 лет назад +5

      'and then Avantika approaches you from behind as you're down on all fours... make a constitution saving throw.'

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 6 лет назад +8

      @@taloscal Roll for dilation

  • @asdasdasdasd714
    @asdasdasdasd714 5 лет назад +38

    "I'm getting some twitchwood right now" died

  • @scottmcintyre2809
    @scottmcintyre2809 6 лет назад +19

    Marisha shifts to squatting on her chair = Crit Role short hand for "shits about to get real". lol

  • @BlytheWestchild
    @BlytheWestchild 6 лет назад +45

    THE EDITING IN THIS IS SUPREME

  • @Virtualmess32
    @Virtualmess32 4 года назад +23

    Fjord:
    Cad:
    Fjord:
    Cad:
    Fjord: *gets in bed*
    Cad: sleep well with your bad decisions

  • @LeDameMarciana
    @LeDameMarciana 5 лет назад +13

    i come back here a lot and often for 7:08 to 7:13 -- the transition from DM to NPC is magic to behold up close

  • @Shelma32Reactions
    @Shelma32Reactions 2 года назад +10

    I actually kind of felt proud of Travis for being able to do this part. You could tell how difficult he was finding it but he did it.

  • @fionapeterson-quinn885
    @fionapeterson-quinn885 5 лет назад +34

    1:26 sorry but I AM LOSING MY SHIT over Matt's cork sound effects.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 5 лет назад +4

      Ikr? How are more people not talking about how he does magic with his mouth.

    • @floopthevolcano2330
      @floopthevolcano2330 5 лет назад +4

      @@dynamicworlds1 ...so...so many jokes

  • @Maurenriques
    @Maurenriques 4 года назад +12

    Matt really just said: Avantika is a Top™

  • @sarahb5989
    @sarahb5989 2 года назад +6

    11:20 the gold starts here. I just love Matt's reaction when Travis said he would go with it. He was not expecting that.

  • @WildcardStrider
    @WildcardStrider 4 года назад +9

    Marisha said "make a Constitution check" and after a few muffled cackles I managed to spit out between howling laughter " make sure to add Animal Handling proficiency - ! "

  • @Oradorus
    @Oradorus 6 лет назад +48

    09:00 This went full 'Hans Landa - Dairy Farmer' in an instant.

    • @floopthevolcano2330
      @floopthevolcano2330 5 лет назад

      I don't understand this reference, bit I feel compelled to learn

    • @argella1300
      @argella1300 5 лет назад +1

      Aaron Anderson the opening scene of Inglorious Bastards, a Tarantino movie from a while back. Definitely worth a watch, the clip is on RUclips, if you’re at all interested in writing, screenwriting, acting, directing, and filmmaking. It’s the role that earned Christoph Waltz his first Oscar

    • @floopthevolcano2330
      @floopthevolcano2330 5 лет назад +1

      @@argella1300 Oh! Ive seen that movie. My girl puts it on when she goes to bed. Its been a while though...great scene from a great movie.

    • @argella1300
      @argella1300 5 лет назад

      Aaron Anderson That’s one hell of a movie to fall asleep to 🤣

    • @floopthevolcano2330
      @floopthevolcano2330 5 лет назад

      @@argella1300 that or green mile, or titanic or fried green tomatoes. Lol

  • @l0ker507
    @l0ker507 6 лет назад +52

    Is... Is no one going to talk about the picture on Sam's flask?

    • @l0ker507
      @l0ker507 6 лет назад +12

      Maybe we shouldn't.

  • @thefinalfrontear
    @thefinalfrontear 6 лет назад +45

    I just want you to know I’ll never forgive you for this title

  • @pop-tartdepression393
    @pop-tartdepression393 6 лет назад +43

    11:25 I love Matt’s reaction

  • @SamGaleFilms
    @SamGaleFilms 5 лет назад +13

    "it's just the sound of fish slapping against each other" i love sam

  • @erbgorre
    @erbgorre 6 лет назад +43

    captain twitchwood

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 6 лет назад +22

    I really REALLY wish Laura was there, just so we could've gotten the Jester reactions live. XD

  • @Ryan-rq6dx
    @Ryan-rq6dx 6 лет назад +35

    I am worried for Fjord the day Jester finds out.

  • @christofferhougaard
    @christofferhougaard 6 лет назад +14

    I was expecting to hear a *boom* from one of the quarters.
    Because when jester finds out she is going to... oh boyyyy.

  • @tannermeche7968
    @tannermeche7968 5 лет назад +16

    Matt pulls that Dante off nicely

  • @bethkrager6529
    @bethkrager6529 3 года назад +13

    So.. In my authors eye, I wonder if Avantika was genuinely lonely, putting on a brave face, or just using Fjord the whole time. It'd have been interesting if Tsundere Avantika was looking for a companion of Uka'toa, but didnt let on and played it all "business partners".

  • @joshuahicks7798
    @joshuahicks7798 6 лет назад +101

    Not gonna lie I'm sad that Fjord didn't get with Jester first. 😢

    • @TheSoulknight19
      @TheSoulknight19 6 лет назад +30

      think of it this way, saving the best for last.

    • @joshuahicks7798
      @joshuahicks7798 6 лет назад

      @@TheSoulknight19 I guess so. Still...

    • @aaronbourque5494
      @aaronbourque5494 6 лет назад +21

      He kissed her first.
      To give her air, but still.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 6 лет назад +1

      @@aaronbourque5494 Kiss of life except Jester was already alive

    • @damobeck1
      @damobeck1 6 лет назад +2

      She wouldn’t have been if he didn’t.

  • @yayenchan
    @yayenchan 5 лет назад +15

    12:19 hearing why they all laughed. Love you Dani Carr

    • @cthefish
      @cthefish 4 года назад +1

      what did dani do? such a late comment but i wanna know

    • @yayenchan
      @yayenchan 4 года назад +2

      colleen fisher Haha Its fine, dani laughed so loud in the background, you have to listen to it quite closely on that tagged time

  • @giorgiomauceri410
    @giorgiomauceri410 4 года назад +5

    "The reason I have this dozen scars I carry" and Fjord later that night got the chance of seeing all of them close up.

  • @jackmyers8687
    @jackmyers8687 2 года назад +8

    10:42 that look was just basically "So, I'm going to sleep with your husband. That OK?"

  • @timmara3296
    @timmara3296 6 лет назад +33

    14:36 the Caduceus stare is my new favorite everything

  • @bebop417
    @bebop417 6 лет назад +7

    OMMMMMMMG That was beyond gold, im speechless XD
    All of you critical rollers are awesome, thanks so much for being you ^_^

  • @jamesscott7215
    @jamesscott7215 4 года назад +15

    This moment always reminds me of; “I have beat Laura to dnd boning Travis’ dnd character”

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea Год назад

      Which one is that from?

    • @jamesscott7215
      @jamesscott7215 Год назад

      @@justaghostintheseait’s three years later and I do not remember, I think Brian might have said it in a talks machina but I have no idea tbh

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea Год назад

      @@jamesscott7215 Thanks anyways

  • @bamcki991
    @bamcki991 4 года назад +6

    Fjord: ...
    Caduceus: ...
    Fjord: ...
    Caduceus: ...
    Fjord: ...
    Caduceus: ...
    Best fucking PC RPing I've ever seen

  • @marcusclaudius266
    @marcusclaudius266 6 лет назад +41

    Matt's hair and Liam's facial mark me think that they did Halloween together as Geralt and Ciri.

    • @damobeck1
      @damobeck1 6 лет назад +12

      marcusclaudius266 Matt was Dante.
      Liam was Kylo. Although he took off his costume during break
      But that would have probably been better.

    • @Museofmemory
      @Museofmemory 6 лет назад +4

      I believe Matt already did Geralt a previous year

    • @marcusclaudius266
      @marcusclaudius266 6 лет назад +1

      @@Museofmemory he did, for their first or second Halloween episode. That's probably what made me think of Geralt. I need to go play that game again now.

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 4 года назад +4

    I love that everyone is watching intensely meanwhile Liam is just laying head first on the fucking table.

  • @skynyrdjesus
    @skynyrdjesus 3 года назад +3

    "I'm never going to do that in a game" -the man who literally did that with Scanlan and Grog in like episode 2 of the first campaign.

  • @perrycarters3113
    @perrycarters3113 6 лет назад +64

    I feel like Jester is gonna go one of two ways.
    She is either going to be super sad and perhaps want time away from Fjord
    Or she is going to get angry and try to sleep with Caleb or something ludicrous.
    Also I think that would just be hilarious to watch Caleb react to that.

    • @cyanic3148
      @cyanic3148 6 лет назад +7

      The first one would be sad and possibly have a heartwarming "awwww" resolution
      the second one is straight laughs
      either way we all win

    • @perrycarters3113
      @perrycarters3113 6 лет назад +23

      @@cyanic3148 I just really want to see Liam playing through Caleb being seduced by Jester. His confusion would be hilarious.

    • @cyanic3148
      @cyanic3148 6 лет назад +6

      @@perrycarters3113 Yeah
      I already loved his reactions when Beau was channeling Tracy with the whole wedding ring thing while he was just doing a ritual spell. That was great

  • @reventheeuclid6289
    @reventheeuclid6289 6 лет назад +27

    I love that Travis is so nervous. And poor jester.

  • @Beeimus
    @Beeimus 5 лет назад +15

    Marisha is all of us at 11:43

  • @pandorawolf8239
    @pandorawolf8239 4 года назад +4

    I like how matt was so comfortable with it, until travis went for it and he became flustered as well :D

  • @michaellopez1211
    @michaellopez1211 6 лет назад +37

    Why is my man Mercer looken like dante the demon killer

    • @chainer8686
      @chainer8686 6 лет назад +11

      Everyone else removed their costumes, xD I had a similar reaction to Sam

  • @artloveranimation
    @artloveranimation 3 года назад +5

    "sleep well with your bad decisions" 😂😂😂

  • @VDVit_2013
    @VDVit_2013 6 лет назад +9

    God that was so epic xD.
    Also, I love your ending sequences. So upbeat and positive! :)

  • @josukegappyhigashikata6537
    @josukegappyhigashikata6537 2 года назад +3

    It's so amazing that this isn't just Fjord or just Travis' panic. It's both of their panic, all at once.

  • @samjones7424
    @samjones7424 4 года назад +5

    Flirting with the DM whilst his wife is watching on... ballsy