Cities Skylines but my water supply is poop
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Cities: Skylines is a 2015 city-building game developed by Colossal Order and published by Paradox Interactive. The game is a single-player open-ended city-building simulation. Players engage in urban planning by controlling zoning, road placement, taxation, public services, and public transportation of an area. They also work to manage various elements of the city, including its budget, health, employment, traffic, and pollution levels. It is also possible to maintain a city in a sandbox mode, which provides more creative freedom for the player.
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Cities Skylines but my water supply is poop
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Based on the cities Kevin has built, this is a privilege.
In the grim darkness of Kevin, there is only pain
and entertainment.
Nice to see Kevin simulate the British sewage system in the 1800s
Mmmm yummy cholera
By having people shitting on the streets.
That’s crazy 💀
It’s the sewage system today
Why does Kevin always have these evil ideas? which i totally enjoy lol
You don’t have to suppress the intrusive thoughts if they no longer have real consequences
I totally enjoy it too lol
You don't wan't to know. Just be grateful that he's using his powers for entertainment.
@@artistic_savage too true
Experience
i love that kevin has finally decided to embrace the pooptopia instead of putting the pumps in the same body of water and saying a quick prayer that it doesnt backfire (it always does)
It didn't the time he did a one tile challenge. Didn't stop him from complaining about it the whole video.
@@manologamerss5801 Yeah the problem was the water tower next to the industry not the sewage.
@@kakahass8845 Yeah, that episode was... painful to watch. He even went into the pollution screen, where you could clearly see that the water around the water pumps was not contaminated, commented on how polluted the industry was (Even saying that you couldn't even see the industry trough the smog) and continued to ramble on about poop pumps and even eventually shut down the clean water pump out of paranoia.
Flint Michigan simulator.
this is just Flint, Michigan
The palm trees spontaneously combusting into a "forest fire" really gave this city that perfect Hell vibe. Feng shui for the area if you will.
Feck Shui, even.
‘Everyone is dying street’. Rings true for every street on every game that has had the pleasure of Kevin playing it😀
To be fair if I lived in a city controlled by Kevin I probably would be better off living in a treehouse collecting rainwater😂
He'd probably find a way to contaminate the clouds
You'd probably be better off living in a tree house that's on a burning palm tree.
Just so you know, Kevin, if you use the bulldozer with a filter for abandoned buildings only, you can change the radius so it clears out the abandoned buildings in a large area at once. It would save you a ton of time.
Years. Years I’ve played this game and I didn’t know that.
You can do what????
Bro's spouting the dark magic fr
Thank you.
@@cleverhandle420 My brother showed me that and I was like.. damn
Kevin: "I need 18k citizens to get this thing"
Also Kevin: "Here, have this poop water that will make you sick and kill you."
you know what they say... what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Their immune system is gonna go supersayan
Arousing
What doesn't kill you then Kevin will try again...
@@leosanctuary9109 or be weak cause its getting poop instead of water
I love the genuine horror you occasionally feel when you overlook the town.
I like how Kevin immediately assumed the library goers to have died after they stopped going to the library.
I can't beleieve they based a real life water crisis in Flynt based on a CallMeKevin video. Truly ahead of his time.
Can't believe he predicted that
As someone who grew up in the desert of Southern California, I’ve actually never seen a palm tree catch fire. Let alone a palm tree forest fire. Look at Kevin showing me new things!
Anyone who drinks Dasani can probably relate to this video
Anyone who voluntarily drinks _any_ bottled water over filtered tap water 🤢
@@Kwauhn. I was just about to say this... I guess those people enjoy the taste of plastic?
What do you mean you don't like water that tastes like it has a dirty penny in it?
@@Kwauhn. im gonna feed you plastic
@@ericf112Cool eye
Hope you are well Kevin! I've been having a rough week and ur videos are the only thing that can make me feel better. Thank you for being you :)
Thank you! Hope you feel better soon
@@CallMeKevin Thanks so much it means a lot :)
Such a kind man , he even replies to you. This is why I love this man
@@jennycarmichael520 I love him so much his comment made my year:'))
Seems like this is the best city he's built so far. Water, electricity and hospitals! It's perfect
Not to mention the investment value of poop water. Trully a paradise in the making (by Kevin standards).
Doesnt matter how chaotic Kevin plays these games, you can't help but smile and be happy because Kevin just radiates happy energy 😊
Sewage lake flowing like a river is what finally broke me. Thank you Kevin for the laughs!
Nothing better to relax than to watch Kevin destroy an entire city
Kevin always uses the bouncy castle band-aid technique. Strategic planning and HR genius.
11:17 😂😂😂 I can't
I work as an engineer at a water treatment plant and I am absolutely in awe of the beauty and genius of this solution.
No waste water, no loss of nutrients or killing of bacteria. Just green recirculation and efficiency.
You are the future of water infrastructure!
This episode would make a brilliant political satire.
- "You're drinking sewage everyone...That's just the way it has to be"
- "Their education is very bad but maybe that's for the best so they don't know I'm screwing them over for no reason."
- Using GoFundMe instead of actual taxes
- "I didn't plan ahead for power usage so...I need to buy a coal power plant"
- "Ambulance in use 30/30...I should have made a toll road"
- "Can I just destroy this road and make a toll road to make a lot of money?"
- "I invested in education more than I probably should have"
- "Elder care? That's not what we need"
- False flag forest fire to distract from real issues
- "Not enough buyers? Damn hippies with their solar power!"
- "Well sorry everyone about my mistake but taxes are going up"
- "To be fair. It's pretty hilarious and I stand by my descension.
- "Come to Pooptopia. It's a tax haven"
This is a nice callback to what Kevin did with the sewage in his Cities skylines in one tile video. Gotta love that continuity.
getting my dosage of Kevo is really needed today after those tornadoes came through and destroyed my town and my school. Then my little brother had a fever seizure the same night. Thank you, Kevin, for being such a great person, you are so enjoyable to talk to and watch play games in the most chaotic ways
I am so so sorry that you were impacted by those storms and your family is unwell, I cant even comprehend how you must be feeling but I do know how nice it is to sit down and watch a Kevin video after a long day. I hope you guys get the help you need and you're all able to start recovering soon
I love when Kevin play Cities Skylines, it's always so messy and chaotic. Wait, but every Kevin's video is like that
"Their education is very bad, but maybe that's for the best." Kevin is a feudal genius.
As a citizen myself, I wish my sanitation department was led by Kevin!
Everything Kevin ever does in any game triggers my severe OCD to the utmost limit.
I have to thank you Kevin, the exposure therapy is barely working and my stress is at an all time high.
Keep up the chaos, I'll go scream myself to sleep.
god, kevin is a city planning genius
The town needs a media campaign focusing on the benefits of the poop water. "It's probiotic!" "Free calories right out of the tap" "Every home with patented weight loss plan" "Perfect investment location for an AirBnB!"
I see we're going for a Flint, Michigan inspired simulation
as a flint native.. it needs more bodies in the water. ❤
@@kaylahaas Hey at least Kevin's being completely honest about how bad the situation is. Sorry about the whole water thing by the way, I hope something actually gets done about that at some point.
I, For one, certainly believe in procrastination! Just put off the looming sewage crisis until you get poop coming out of your shower head!
Kevin you never fail to make me laugh, thank you for (albeit indirectly) helping me through hard times :)
kevin always makes me smile no matter how depressed i feel
why is this the most tame thing kevin has ever done 💀💀
Because you don't need to be quirky to be evil, you just need to cause suffering.
Otherwise known as: Every City Skylines playthrough once the insanity sets in
I'm going through a rough time right now, but this helped me a little bit so thank you Kevin. :)
i always love to make a ditch and then let the poopwater flow in it, and creating a river with waterfalls of poopwater
Kevin gets more insane by each video he makes
Love ya Kevin!😊😂I cannot find another RUclipsr who’s as hilarious as you are, you are definitely the best. Seriously.
Call me Kevin is basically simulating the British water treatment situation right now...
Finally, Kevin made realistic Dublin in Cities Skylines. Now I can't wait for him to make Cork, the perfect Utopia (without Country Clean)
"thought it's time I built a city based on me" what chaos? "full of crap" haha
Kevin you're not full of crap, you're full of chaos
Missed opportunity for this town to import water bottles and make tons of money off of it like a dystopian hellscape
"irishman recreates flint, michigan" is not what i expected to see today
Kevin playing City Skylines is the absolute best!
Even more proof that Kevin is a city building genius. All hail Kevin and his super clean poop-water!
A notification from Kevin is always a joy
This exact idea has not been done by any youtuber ever, well done!
Exactly what I needed today, thanks Kev ^_^
Seriously though, Thank you, creators of the "Bulldoze It!" mod. You guys are the real mvp.
(Also the creators of this cool game too, I guess lol)
Kevin always brightens my day with his great ideas.
I don't know what I was expecting today when I opened RUclips, but "my city's water is literal shit" wasn't it. Classic Kevin, subverting expectations.
Architect Kev back at it again
3:01
Kevin has discovered the American secret to success
you've taken this game to a whole new level 😅
He took it to a poop level
Hi youtube
Whats up RUclips
What would RCE say to this ?
SO RUclips WENT ALMOST NOT NOTICED BY ANYONE BUT A COMMENT SAYING THAT THEY ENJOY KEVIN HAVING EVIL IDEAS DID????????? WOOWWWOO
Cities Skylines is my most played game by a long way, it always makes my day when I see you upload a Skylines video
Was having a tough day and this was just what I needed, so happy to see Kevin post a video, and a city skylines one at that :)
Hope everyone has a good day, thank you Kevin!
YAAAAY A NEW CITIES SKYLINES VIDEO! i've been waiting for this
Hearing Kevin say "poop lake" is absolutely hilarious!!🤣🤣🤣
Nothing better after a way to long day then one of your videos.
theres alot of places i think kevins viewers would live in with him ruling with an iron fist or maybe more probably jim that i think would be the one we live but this is the one for sure
When art mimics reality it feels like I'm watching the news. 😂
Watching City Skylines literally about crap on my birthday from Kevin. Life is good! 🥳
RCE vs CMK challenge: one makes a chaotic city that the other has to try and improve
I love this channel so much 😂😂😂 you’re the best, Kevin
i love how kevin builds a literal swastika out of the road like 2 minutes in and the sweet innocent child he is he does not notice
"...and now everyone gets to drink their poop."
Classic.
day 43 of asking you to play Scooby-Doo and the Spooky Swamp
Just in time for my work break thanks Kevin! Also if you want a game suggestion check out Agatha Knife seems right up your alley :)
This is why Kevin is not just a tactical genius, but also an architectural genius.
Crime is high because you outlawed bottled water.
honey, wake up, new call me kevin video
I starting playing this game recently bc of Kevin’s videos and I am enjoying it a lot, but I found myself wondering why it wasn’t quite as fun as I expected it would be, then I realized it’s bc Kevin wasn’t there pulling his shenanigans on the city.
Kevin please don't take the sewage for granted it's far to superior to be used as measly hydrating liquid
desperate for oil, no health care, bad taxes, and people drinking poop. this is flint michigan
Went to a part in the middle of the video and just heard “oh, they died again.” I’m not at all surprised😂
Once the video was over, RUclips showed me an ad for water filters and the opening tag was "tired of drinking dirty water?" And i was like, "yes because our mayor thought it would be a good idea to draw water from a lake next to an industrial zone that is also where raw sewage is dumped
so glad to see Kevin showing off the beautiful city of Las vegas
Bless ya, Kev. May all your mornings be full breakfast and perfect taters.
They're moving there because the town is on the boarder of California, and your crappy town in the Pooaisis Desert is still a better place to live than CA.
This is... actually doable. I did it once as a meme.
Now it doesn't make any LOGICAL sense, but once your city is a certain size you can get the floating trash collectors, which reduce local water pollution. If you stack enough of them in a small spot, you can completely clean a specific spot of water. And the water mechanic only takes pollution at the point the water is drawn from, even if it's the one clean spot in a stagnant poop lake. So... if you make a shit lake, and cram one corner absolutely full of floating trash collectors... you can indeed make a viable "circular water solution".
Cool, Kevin gives everyone Cholera and we just look on and smile for we know that it is the will of The Dear Leader.
once i accidentally put a water tower down erroniously.... and later found out it was right on top of an oil deposit.... I was like a true government "I don't know why y'all are gettin sick, the water is fine, stop actin nuts." (the water was indeed, not fine.)
RCE x Kevin Crossover Poop-City Coop content needed. Guaranteed top notch quality
Classic Kevin haha, now I know poopy water sounds bad but Kevin has a pure heart I assure you.
"Good news everyone, we can finally afford a fire department!" had me done 😂
Kevin has some deep rooted issues that need to be addressed before he somehow manages to become an actual politician.
So what I saw at the start, it seems that Kevin was not just making a city... he was making Flint Michigan. 🤣😬
what a lovely day to watch kevin force a whole city drink poop
As someone that drives a semi that hauls spring water from the spring to the bottling plant, sewage tap water makes me very happy. Business would be booming
hope you are having/going to hsbave a great small holiday :) thanks for still keeping the vids going at the same time! mad respect
It's funny number day and there were funny number of comments. Serendipity.
Love your chaos, military genius Kevin.
Thank you, as always an entertaining and terrifying concept!
this reminds me of how my city’s water has higher levels of radium and uranium than chernobyl and the city’s just “eh oh well, you’re all poor anyway lol”
anyway, great video i’m not being sarcastic i actually love these city skyline vids!
So happy to see a tittle like this appear, big fan of poop water, a real poop water enjoyer
Thank you call me kevin you and your team do awesome job.
I know you'll never see this or acknowledge it
But you have absolutely no idea how accurate and true your thumbnail is
For those that don't know what I'm talking about make sure to buy a brita or just bottle water
I cleaned Porta Johns for 3 years and I've learned the Cycle of poop
This is why we love call me Kevin ❤
Treasured dogs would still swim in the lake. They wouldn't even think about it for a second.