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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2023
  • mmm yummy vinyls and hats and shirts and stuff
    tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au
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  • @miguelinileugim
    @miguelinileugim Год назад +3869

    This needs to be a full song where you sell increasingly ridiculous (fake) products until you're selling us Moon timeshares or some wacky shit.

  • @montyfatcat8871
    @montyfatcat8871 Год назад +3461

    All the effort to make a still catchy song while pushing merch, this man's quality

  • @bluesockpocket
    @bluesockpocket Год назад +1962

    i'm genuinely impressed how he managed to do that with his hands

    • @TataPepega
      @TataPepega Год назад +73

      That's what she said

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre Год назад +4

      Right?!

    • @jamcam9
      @jamcam9 Год назад +21

      It's called hambone or Juba dance. Actually.

    • @PapaSmurf40K
      @PapaSmurf40K Год назад +22

      Hamboning! Hamboning will save your life one day!

    • @cristobalgarces1675
      @cristobalgarces1675 Год назад +6

      The cheerleaders at my highschool did that but really really fast.

  • @grey_b7319
    @grey_b7319 Год назад +320

    Okay, but seriously, Smokin' Joe's poster looks fantastic, goddamn

    • @LordofDoom202
      @LordofDoom202 Год назад +23

      Truth. I'd be at that movie opening night in costume.

  • @SlavicCanadian_
    @SlavicCanadian_ Год назад +904

    It baffles me that this man can shamelessly tell me to buy his shit...
    And make me actually want to.

    • @jonathansorenson6840
      @jonathansorenson6840 Год назад +11

      @don't be surprised f that, f you. Anyways, Slavic, yes, agreement.

    • @serpentine16
      @serpentine16 Год назад +4

      Superliminal advertising, it'll getcha.

    • @reuringreuring
      @reuringreuring Год назад

      Ha,ha, U said 'shit' : ruclips.net/video/cGjbIwoZgyM/видео.html

  • @BIGBASCH
    @BIGBASCH Год назад +549

    Can we appreciate what hes capable of doing with his hands?

  • @schicktmirkarakale1232
    @schicktmirkarakale1232 Год назад +375

    I'm very impressed by Tom telling us to go buy his stuff not only in song, but also in Ancient Albanian Sign Language. Truly a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male of many talents.

    • @cashm5455
      @cashm5455 Год назад +32

      All while being attractive to all women, and men

    • @PaxEmpyrean
      @PaxEmpyrean Год назад +17

      @@cashm5455 And not a cop!

    • @kaylazx
      @kaylazx Год назад +10

      Last place I expected to see this joke... but you're so right

    • @SamiGodHater
      @SamiGodHater Год назад +2

      A man of culture, I see.

    • @savazeroa
      @savazeroa Год назад

      @@kaylazx i know right LOL

  • @sanguinius6815
    @sanguinius6815 Год назад +36

    I unironically want an extended version of this it slaps

  • @andrebenites9919
    @andrebenites9919 Год назад +133

    Tom always impressing us with his unusual clapping skills

  • @thetruecrystalvixen
    @thetruecrystalvixen Год назад +71

    Tom, I am getting more and more convinced that Galoo is going to become your go to artist and inevitably animate more and more of your videos. You two are one of the best combos in the world.

  • @curtisholsinger6023
    @curtisholsinger6023 Год назад +30

    All praise to the man who didn't need to go quite as hard as this

  • @GarageBandKing012
    @GarageBandKing012 Год назад +8

    Tom is possibly the only person on earth who can not only make me watch a whole ad, but then rewatch it 3 weeks later.

  • @mrmilktrayman8002
    @mrmilktrayman8002 Год назад +24

    Best fucking ad I've had the pleasure of listening and watching, 100% would love to hear this as a full song always love to see the master at work

    • @reuringreuring
      @reuringreuring Год назад

      indeed ruclips.net/video/cGjbIwoZgyM/видео.html

  • @onlyaBT
    @onlyaBT Год назад +68

    This is the longest we've gone without a new Tom Cardy song, but chances are he'll return with another absolute banger when he comes back.
    Or a 30 second shitpost, honestly it could be anything.

  • @Quartermistress
    @Quartermistress Год назад +10

    Oh my god that Smokin' Joe poster makes me wish it was a feature length film.

  • @natashamarie3582
    @natashamarie3582 Год назад +19

    Whoever did the art for Smokin Joe needs an award

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage Год назад +7

    The man literally cannot help himself but produce an ear worm every time.. even when its just an ad for his own merchandise, he can't help but make every track a banger.

  • @genuineinterest
    @genuineinterest Год назад +4

    Why is THIS song of all songs about to be my new earworm??? The last bit is SO serotonin inducing.

  • @allyouneedtoknow8135
    @allyouneedtoknow8135 Год назад +32

    That ending NEEDS some sorta continuation. It was just getting good! Okay, actually, the whole thing was good but ya know.

    • @jaypee42
      @jaypee42 Год назад +2

      Agreed. Long form song please

  • @sanitarymailbox-8023
    @sanitarymailbox-8023 Год назад +11

    I am Smokin Joe's biggest fan, by far, I have not been able to stop listening to that song, and it legitimately gives me chills when I listen to it, so I am in love with the poster. I just hope it doesn't sell out before I get the chance to buy it. I need that thing so bad

  • @AxeltheRed1
    @AxeltheRed1 Год назад +4

    Hands down, the best merch ad I've ever seen. Loving that poster and that t-shirt

  • @brandongrazioso
    @brandongrazioso Год назад +4

    I've never seen this channel in my life but I've never been so tempted to buy merch

  • @obinnaonyeije
    @obinnaonyeije Год назад +5

    I would pay good money for an extended version of this with another sixty bars of "go buy my shit"

  • @Aaron-ne4kr
    @Aaron-ne4kr Год назад +8

    Smokin' Joe looks EPIC
    Galoo does your work justice, damn. Hope to see more collabs with them in the future.

  • @PureRushXevus
    @PureRushXevus Год назад +88

    Ads are usually something that people hate and skip. Some make them interesting and fun to watch once, but.. not really more than once. This is something I'd just listen to on repeat, that last bit was funky AF. Also how the hell are you doing that with your hands??? xD

    • @noodle3218
      @noodle3218 Год назад +1

      If you like this one, have you seen his previous merch ads?
      The first one, “Tom Cardy presents the new Tom Cardy range” is even catchier than this one imo (I accidentally memorized it cuz I had it on loop for so long)
      Then his second ad “Tom Cardy presents the even newer Tom Cardy range” is more of a skit than a full song, but it’s definitely still worth watching

    • @PureRushXevus
      @PureRushXevus Год назад

      @@noodle3218 hehe yeah, I think I've watched all his videos a good few times now at this point. just re-listened and I still prefer this one :P

  • @zmonty07
    @zmonty07 Год назад +5

    I very much appreciate the recurring gag about Tom pleading for us to not ruin the system and make him a liar in each of his merch songs

  • @Madamoizillion
    @Madamoizillion Год назад +77

    Tom I'm not buying your merch unless you sell a bucket of custard
    So many wonderful memories

  • @BrieBoar
    @BrieBoar Год назад +3

    This is the only time an ad has convinced me to buy something tbh

  • @darkmousy720
    @darkmousy720 Год назад +2

    Happily pre-ordered the I Don't Work Here shirt, Smokin Joe poster, and dog on jetski pin and got them last month. SO thrilled with them, Tom! Glad I could support you, keep at it!

  • @user-xw7pr6bn8x
    @user-xw7pr6bn8x Год назад +98

    Блин, это круто) Рисунок Курящего Джо шикарен. Джо заслуживает свою линейку комиксов)

    • @Visplight
      @Visplight Год назад +2

      Can't you translate?

    • @philin6468
      @philin6468 Год назад +7

      @@Visplight he said damn that's cool) the art of Smokin' Joe is fantastic, he deserves his own comic series

    • @Visplight
      @Visplight Год назад +5

      @@philin6468 well... I guess you were not le tired. still, thanks.

    • @ZurditaDinamita
      @ZurditaDinamita Год назад +7

      @@Visplight Because they're probably not french ☕

    • @gklkjuhylpoiuyuiojhjklkjuh9976
      @gklkjuhylpoiuyuiojhjklkjuh9976 Год назад +3

      ​@@Visplight Why don't you translate?

  • @ThinlyCut90
    @ThinlyCut90 Год назад +4

    Like, you have no idea how much I want your goddamn merch now just because you made such a goddamned catchy song. The EFFORT.

  • @gwynethelodie4575
    @gwynethelodie4575 Год назад +2

    "you know the sun? Fuck the sun, wear my hat yeah" might be my new favorite line of any song

  • @vigilantescomic
    @vigilantescomic Год назад +2

    Best ad ever, in my humble opinion

  • @imlockedinmyfriendsbasment
    @imlockedinmyfriendsbasment Год назад +3

    I never knew I needed a party dog on a jetski pin before, thanks for feeding my pin addiction 👍

  • @ProtoMarcus
    @ProtoMarcus Год назад +34

    I'll echo what most people said... A full song would be amazing and absolutely welcome!
    Perhaps slowly devolving into ridiculous real life products? There are tons of those (sadly) around the world ahahaha
    This current 1m5s song is SOOOO catchy! I keep looping it but I hunger for more!
    Tom Cardy you are _so_ talented, you are my favourite artist not only because of your evident musical and lyrical talent, but also due to the humour, creativity and inspiration that you inject in your songs

  • @heckacentipede
    @heckacentipede Год назад +4

    the only ad I'll never skip

  • @karmacean
    @karmacean Год назад +2

    This ad-song convinced me to buy merch so hard that I actually bought it instead of thinking about buying it! Thank you Mr. Cardy!

  • @awes5893
    @awes5893 Год назад +9

    I'll be tapping my feet to "Go buy my shit" for a few days now. Thanks Tom, this won't be awkward during car rides at all!

    • @reuringreuring
      @reuringreuring Год назад

      Don't say dirty: ruclips.net/video/cGjbIwoZgyM/видео.html

  • @Adam-97
    @Adam-97 Год назад +3

    I've never been more convinced to take part in a big fat line

  • @alanalittle3649
    @alanalittle3649 Год назад +2

    Tom I appreciate the reoccurring "don't make me a liar" lyrics in your mercy videos and enjoy singing along every time jsyk

  • @AzureKaioshin
    @AzureKaioshin Год назад +2

    Nothing like some good ol' arm slap percussion.

  • @MassiveQ42
    @MassiveQ42 Год назад +2

    I keep rewatching this hoping it won't cut off just when it's kicking off but it always does.

  • @yoursoulsaver3023
    @yoursoulsaver3023 Год назад +4

    This song has made me want to buy someone’s product more than any other shilling method well played.

  • @thegentlemanpirate6844
    @thegentlemanpirate6844 Год назад +3

    "To be honest, all I wanna do right now is sit down and do a big fat line. Of merchandise thisisanad!"

  • @weebcrit
    @weebcrit Год назад +3

    i can't believe we got a hambone breakdown in the year of our lord 2023, cardy is reinventing music

  • @HearthsidePodcast
    @HearthsidePodcast Год назад +1

    What a mad lad, man makes a better commercial than most stores I love it 😂

  • @Racheal_dant
    @Racheal_dant Год назад +2

    This genuinely has to be the best merchandise ad i have ever seen👍

  • @KidFresh71
    @KidFresh71 Год назад +3

    This song has no right to be this awesome. You are mega talented

  • @godmonster333
    @godmonster333 Год назад +1

    I legitimately love all of these merch songs and look forward to each one

  • @mizf1re
    @mizf1re Год назад +4

    your merch songs are genuinely fantastic and i cant appreciate it enough. the new tom cardy range is probably my favorite, but this one is quickly becoming a close contender. thx tom for never failing to brighten my day, looking forward to my party dog jetski pin :^)

    • @noodle3218
      @noodle3218 Год назад +1

      The new Tom Cardy range is my favorite also. I listen to that one as much as his other shorts (which is a lot, and on loop)

  • @lo0nyt0onz
    @lo0nyt0onz Год назад +9

    As a vinyl guy, you lured me in... and now I'm in the checkout.
    Damn you!

    • @camerong-dutchtoglory8626
      @camerong-dutchtoglory8626 Год назад +3

      Same here, hope April comes around soon!

    • @retnuhretnuh
      @retnuhretnuh Год назад

      Were the LPs $40 AUD or USD, because $40 USD for a single is brutal.

    • @lo0nyt0onz
      @lo0nyt0onz Год назад

      @I'm Rick oh I did a pre order for a small bundle it was just under 100 lol

    • @sivanbouskila9599
      @sivanbouskila9599 Год назад

      @@retnuhretnuh they're AUD

  • @thomasb1521
    @thomasb1521 Год назад +5

    This album is a perfect soundtrack to my last night of revision before my first uni exam.

  • @elinor1473
    @elinor1473 Год назад +1

    Never thought I'd have an ad saved to my playlist to dance to later (slap that)

  • @damianschulz8559
    @damianschulz8559 Год назад +1

    The end beat slapped HARD, i am dearly hoping for more.

  • @BereniceAllanPoe
    @BereniceAllanPoe Год назад +3

    I and my boyfriend have this joke/deep desire for commercials in tv to just be "milk! * big image of plain milk carton * Buy it." or whatever else and this song honestly is just a dream come true. Yes, Tom. I'll buy your shit. I loved your shameless and dry honesty. Thank you.
    (I'm not a native english speaker, I hope it all makes sense)

  • @corvusmonedula
    @corvusmonedula Год назад +2

    Making a catchy song about how we should buy his merch? Damn this man is a genius
    Love the shirt, might get it for myself

  • @kylefindlay8411
    @kylefindlay8411 Год назад +3

    One of the greatest entertainers of our time

  • @stupidsmashvillager
    @stupidsmashvillager Год назад +4

    idk why but i just have a feeling that there’s some kind of message he wants to convey through this song
    i wonder what it could be if that’s the case…

  • @leahography1303
    @leahography1303 Год назад +1

    I mean... I wasn't gonna, but that arm percussion really spoke to me.

  • @funkycheesedude92
    @funkycheesedude92 Год назад +1

    Just bought a shirt. Thanks Tom. Love all your stuff.

  • @hamesapost
    @hamesapost Год назад +10

    can i buy your mustache

  • @jamesfrazier7823
    @jamesfrazier7823 Год назад +1

    Now this is how advertising should work, it's both honest and entertaining.

  • @MrTripleM3
    @MrTripleM3 Год назад +4

    I just witnessed the most beautiful slap based music performance.

  • @sl0thilicious
    @sl0thilicious Год назад +1

    Holy shit Tom has actually answered my direct prayers for merch 🤯 I have been touched by a God #blessed

  • @darmelli954
    @darmelli954 Год назад +1

    This song has genuinely made me want to buy some merch.
    Finally I’ve experience the effects of musical adverts working ( thought that died in the 80’s)

  • @DaniBee76
    @DaniBee76 Год назад +1

    I wish all of these song were also on Spotify too, how will I ever live out my music video jam sessions without them?

  • @RunninPastLifeAlt
    @RunninPastLifeAlt Год назад +2

    Okay I was already impressed when he started showing some of the merch/'shit' but when I saw the Red Flags mugs I almost fucking died (in a good way 🤭)

  • @mrblakeboy1420
    @mrblakeboy1420 Год назад

    the way you said smokin’ joe poster made it sound like an interjection from an entirely different song, which just so happens to be one of my favorite things to hear in music

  • @LittleHelly
    @LittleHelly Год назад

    The way I vibe to the end section of this song...Howard Moon vibes 😂 bloody love it

  • @heavypiano
    @heavypiano Год назад +1

    Holy cow it's been fun watching this channel grow

  • @terracottagecheese2767
    @terracottagecheese2767 Год назад +2

    Man alive I need that Smokin' Joe poster.

  • @Jon3sy1990
    @Jon3sy1990 Год назад +1

    Seriously you’re a creative genius! Unbelievably creative! I’m 100% getting the smoking Joe poster 😂😂

  • @AIDragon_2
    @AIDragon_2 Год назад

    Best way to tell people to buy your merch.
    Also plz appreciate his clapping skills they are great

  • @ehrynstrong3866
    @ehrynstrong3866 Год назад

    Most compelling ad I have ever seen, and for the first time ever I won't get shafted by shipping I hope!

  • @feetpolice7135
    @feetpolice7135 4 месяца назад +1

    THE ADVERT JINGLE TO RULE THEM ALL

  • @cuu899
    @cuu899 Год назад +1

    That smokin Joe poster is absolutely FIRE!!!

  • @mr.shambles9617
    @mr.shambles9617 Год назад +1

    the best ad ever made

  • @Wapako
    @Wapako Год назад +1

    Even his ad is a bop lmao

  • @DexyG87
    @DexyG87 Год назад +1

    Surely a glass and crockery choir mug is a no brainer.

  • @mrrd4444
    @mrrd4444 Год назад +8

    tom you can't keep getting away with these bangers (if we buy your shit will you make this into a full song with an extended arm smack breakdown, please say yes)

  • @raxenladevaldak1749
    @raxenladevaldak1749 Год назад

    Why am I watching this again. Tom, how do you do this. Why is an unapologetic ad one of the best original songs I've heard in the last several days.

  • @alexs.7956
    @alexs.7956 Год назад +1

    Holy shit!!! The merch looks so amazing
    I need the posters and the party dog on a jet ski now!

  • @strawberrylemonadesorbet2886
    @strawberrylemonadesorbet2886 7 месяцев назад

    The hand slapping is spot on even though he looks like he's dying. Respect.

  • @oh-no-my-oj
    @oh-no-my-oj Год назад

    the hamboning... so perfect

  • @dergderg1471
    @dergderg1471 Год назад +3

    Honestly tempted to get that "I don't work here" shirt. I never buy merchandise stuff but might do it for this content god
    Actually all of these T shirts he has listed (I'm looking right now) are fucking amazing. I'm buying some tonight!

    • @reuringreuring
      @reuringreuring Год назад

      Don't say dirty: ruclips.net/video/cGjbIwoZgyM/видео.html

  • @emiliodiez9662
    @emiliodiez9662 Год назад +1

    every company should make a song like this it's so good. keep up the bangers tom!

  • @meltanting
    @meltanting Год назад +8

    The levels of madlad this guy continues to reach, launching a line of merch 2 weeks after Christmas

  • @nathanielthomson6600
    @nathanielthomson6600 Год назад +1

    I normally hate it when creators make an entire video to tell you "hey I really lazily slapped together some shit nobody needs" but rom actually put effort into this and I have to respect that.

  • @uncleodin
    @uncleodin 9 месяцев назад +1

    You need to make a playlist of all your merch songs, cause they are a whole different kind of fire

  • @ozzit4194
    @ozzit4194 Год назад +1

    Tom playing himself as an interlude instrament is honestly peak.

  • @tomyboy39
    @tomyboy39 Год назад +1

    Vinyl copy of Big Dumb Idiot has arrived and man it's good. Thank you Tom!

  • @opposumness3107
    @opposumness3107 Год назад

    That clapping was stellar

  • @Velossitee
    @Velossitee Год назад

    A new year and the edm australian is gettin new gigs everyday. This world is turning bright and awesome

  • @gremiffy9868
    @gremiffy9868 Год назад

    i have never been so eager from a song to buy merch

  • @clashofphish
    @clashofphish Год назад

    Best commercial I've seen in a while.

  • @PhillipGummerson
    @PhillipGummerson Год назад

    About fricken time this merch was available. Ordered IDWH cap and tshirt. Awesome.

  • @MajorTurtles
    @MajorTurtles Год назад

    that lowkey hand hamboning was perfect

  • @Princess_Tronston
    @Princess_Tronston Год назад +2

    BTW for the poster it would be a great idea to just sell the high res image so people can print their own posters and avoid paying shipping fees :)

  • @alzakelvar7561
    @alzakelvar7561 Год назад +2

    I cannot express how much I want to get a smoking joe poster

  • @eronth
    @eronth Год назад +1

    Boy that Smokin' Joe poster looks super sick.