i love how ryan is really talented and a literal prodigy at most things he tries but doesn’t know how to cut an onion and struggles to open a package of meat
I feel like there's a thing about onions...I have genius friends that in for some reason....cutting an onion...is like their biggest struggle in life 😅😂
Well, Einstein was reported to need his wife to tie his shoes, so looks like there's some provable science in how big brains tend to overlook small brain activities.
@@anthonythomas The 'not functioning' part was just an exaggeration. More often than not, someone by default assumes the parent role if no one else is there. And when I say people not liking the parent, what I meant was when you have a roommate who is always going 'keep the common area clean', 'turn off the lights when you don't need them'. You don't hate them you just feel annoyed but you also know that they're right so you go along with it. And about Paco, I just said what I figured based on their videos. I may be wrong about that.
Oh yeah for sure i thought the disclaimer was to show a clip at the end of ryan actually going to the emergency room with a tip of his finger cut off or sth
Just a random weeb. Oh? Are you approaching me? I can't beat the sh- uhhhh, crap out of you without getting closer- uhhhh that sounded gay Jotaro, isn't everyone who has a stando in this world gay Good point What were we doing Idk FOGG YOU *MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA-* *ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA-* *AUHGWRRRYYYYYYYYY* *ROAWHDA ROLLAJH DAAA* *MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA*
Not me. I like Sean and all, but there is clearly no need to comment it in every video where Paco "replaces" Sean. Sean chose to move on. So should everyone else. -Me in 2019
Yeah, I really like Sean too but it's just life, he chose to pursue his career. Not mistake of anyone. So now if Paco replaces Sean, we should respect him and make him feel welcomed :)
@@Imshuff You need look it up properly. Do you think brown sugar naturally occurs? 😂 They are both nutritionally the same and both equally as bad for you
Nah real OG's know then before RHPC was even a PC. Like Tim I think that was his name or something. Or the time when Ryan basically almost got his channel shut down because of a gay slur, copyrighted music, and something racist
@@jmandoeskarate4456 I think everybody has their own potential, everybody has their own strengths. It's mean to compare them with other people that doesn't know their strengths.
@@remyllebeau77 If I remember correctly brown sugar is just confectionery sugar with molasses incorporated in it (that's why there's dark and light brown sugar, its the amount of molasses added). So I don't think it's any healthier. If anything its worse since molasses.
Maybe raw Suger is healthier. That’s the less processed one. Brown Suger has molasses incorporated and stuff. I’m not sure if it is sweeter, but it tastes sweeter.
@@guppy8525 What? That's not how it works. Sean is gone. He's not in any of the videos anymore. Go watch one that had Sean in it, you'll see he's not in it anymore!
It’s so awesome seeing a local boy who (1) made it big, AND (2) still comes up with really good content on a regular basis. Some of his videos are so ridiculously good! The Ninja Melk commercial, dancing without moving, and his re-Ryans (parody of RUclips rewinds) come to mind.
I'm just amazed by the fact that Ryan still has all of his fingers.
I don't know how that happened.
WOW
WOWY WOW WOW
WOWY WOW WOOOOOOOOOW
Out of all of them
Ryan: "I can't cook"
Also Ryan: *4 ovens in his kitchen*
😂
To heat some ramen I bet
Hah I have 5 oven I don't even use 1
😂😂😂😂
I bet there's cash in there
Ryan: We need diced onions
Also Ryan: *Starts mincing the onion*
Perfect they all can evenly cook now
I feel stupid, but what’s the difference?
How are they different?
Å n x i ë t y ' s _ H ø s t it’s smaller
Angel Tirta I know right
Ryan: paco cant cook
Also Ryan: *gets help from paco the entire video*
This is like cooking but not cooking
This is why you don't leave Ryan and Paco in the house alone with no parental supervision
Aleesha Syraj I think they had Jacob with them?
It's because they are the children of RHPC
SuperviSean
Also because of the Parkourse series on HigaTV, they do way stupider stuff on there
do another 1
“I don’t know how to cook, that’s why I made this show”
It’s Literally a cooking show
Now he will become the next masterchef
Damn, that's the basis of my second Channel lol
@@indranujdatta9774 but only because he doesn't know how to cook 😂😂😂
but not really
Damn dis comment is doing good
i love how ryan is really talented and a literal prodigy at most things he tries but doesn’t know how to cut an onion and struggles to open a package of meat
IKR!!
i have the friend that is exactly like ryan. Really smart and talented at most things but fails to do really stupidly simple tasks
I feel like there's a thing about onions...I have genius friends that in for some reason....cutting an onion...is like their biggest struggle in life 😅😂
Well, Einstein was reported to need his wife to tie his shoes, so looks like there's some provable science in how big brains tend to overlook small brain activities.
omy gosh, horrible at cutting onions, genius, talented, namjooonnnn
Everyone lets appreciate paco and know that we love him
bush kween Nah lol 😂
do we though...
paco > everyone
...But not really
I miss Shawn
Bruh I just noticed “Cooking But Not Really: Hot Paco”
Vicky hoang Hot Paco
got me
Got me
they are making “cooking but not really: dell paco with depres-sean”
Hot Paco
Everyone: Sean is better than paco
Paco on the inside: I wanna die
I get the feeling that Paco is the adult in the group. The group usually tends to not like that person and yet can't function without him/her.
@@anthonythomas The 'not functioning' part was just an exaggeration. More often than not, someone by default assumes the parent role if no one else is there.
And when I say people not liking the parent, what I meant was when you have a roommate who is always going 'keep the common area clean', 'turn off the lights when you don't need them'. You don't hate them you just feel annoyed but you also know that they're right so you go along with it.
And about Paco, I just said what I figured based on their videos. I may be wrong about that.
Ashcool i would not call Paco the adult
@johnny ember Shit! I didn't think anyone would figure it out this soon.
Don't tell Ryan, please...
K
Ryan: “Lets make desert hot pockets”
Me: ....so a pop tart?...
Well you're not wrong...
Lord Duckington but not really
u mean strudel
@@andrewwoan I literally forgot those existed even though I have some in my fridge XD
me too
When Paco is worried about safety.... you've got a problem
xD
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Me watching Ryan use the knife:
**Anxiety intensifies*
underrated comment of the day...
Oh yeah for sure i thought the disclaimer was to show a clip at the end of ryan actually going to the emergency room with a tip of his finger cut off or sth
Just a random weeb.
Oh? Are you approaching me?
I can't beat the sh- uhhhh, crap out of you without getting closer- uhhhh that sounded gay
Jotaro, isn't everyone who has a stando in this world gay
Good point
What were we doing
Idk
FOGG YOU
*MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA-*
*ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA-*
*AUHGWRRRYYYYYYYYY*
*ROAWHDA ROLLAJH DAAA*
*MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA*
@Legario Montsierre that was a deep cut
@@betelgeuse4a hoho, you're a man of culture as well, my fellow jo bro
paco's genuine concern for ryan's safety with the knife is hilariously adorable
sssssss HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“Idk how to cut an onion, I know you’re supposed to cry”
- Ryan 2019
He is to rich to cook on his own!
@@Proviper666 Hey! I can't cook, and I'm not rich!
@@Proviper666 you don't have to be rich to fail at cooking. I have many years worth of burnt cereal and soggy toast to prove it
@@Proviper666 too*
@@MrE_ burnt cereal?
This is a good episode of kitchen nightmares
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"I miss Sean.."
Literally Everyone -2019
Not me. I like Sean and all, but there is clearly no need to comment it in every video where Paco "replaces" Sean. Sean chose to move on. So should everyone else. -Me in 2019
Kenneth Thieu Lol I like how u added the “Me-2019”
Yeah, I really like Sean too but it's just life, he chose to pursue his career. Not mistake of anyone. So now if Paco replaces Sean, we should respect him and make him feel welcomed :)
"-2019"
- everyone 2019
@@khiemhoangho yess
What Ryan says while holding a chef’s knife: “And now we dice.”
What I hear when Ryan is holding a chef’s knife: “And now we die.”
more like his fingers
plural, singular
@@kwdkwon 1d20
well die is the singular form of dice
I like the video but it also gave me depresSean.
I want a Sean cameo
Broducts WTF are your videoes..?? 😂🖕
@@kata9799 cure of depressean
Seeeaaaaaan 😭
let’s show our sean appreciaSean
my main question is: Did they wash their hands?
They washed their hands with plenty of water
But water was NOT real
@@mustafa1383 wdym? I always wash my hands with inflammable water
This aged bad
Hoo boy ya predicted the future
Just For you The comment was like in December so corona probably started already?
Y'ALL DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SERIES TO COME BACK
ME TOO BRO
YA BRO
I guess... I really don't know that, huh.
She's a girl...
Invokations A who
“You know how brown rice is healthier, so I figured brown sugar is healthier”😂😂😂
So does that mean poop.....
Well I mean there's white chocolate too
White sugar = processed, contained minerals are gone
Brown sugar = natural/organic, rich in calcium, potassium, magnesium and iron
Brown sugar has the addition of molasses
@@Imshuff You need look it up properly. Do you think brown sugar naturally occurs? 😂 They are both nutritionally the same and both equally as bad for you
Ryan: made an amazing Bob Ross masterpiece
Also Ryan: struggles and fails to dice onions and almost chops his hand off when opening the meat
😂
You mean Rob Boss tutorial.
“I miss Sean”
True ogs remember that
That was what ryan said the whole time in the cooking video before this one
Bro those days
Ik
Nah real OG's know then before RHPC was even a PC. Like Tim I think that was his name or something. Or the time when Ryan basically almost got his channel shut down because of a gay slur, copyrighted music, and something racist
Collab with Julien idea: It's a Julien level recipe but he isn't allowed to do any of the cooking and has to instruct Ryan and Paco!
Randomskee yes I want to see that
that’s a really cool idea
Make it happen!!!
Yesss I would click on that so fast
Watching ryan cook made me realise how good julien is actually at cooking
everyone talking about how sean's not there makes me kinda feel bad for Paco... but not really
not sure y paco is still.... part of the team really
@@jzizzles7799 that's rude
Lol (but I love Paco )
Hahah I see what you did there
@@dancingsun2 agree
11:38:
Derek: *Hyped*
Will: *Confused*
Greg: *Concerened for his life*
Daina: *Cheerful*
jjgasp 3 derek and will’s are interchangeable
What is that
As much as I love Ryan, I can definitely see him on Worst Cooks in America 😭
I know, right? I mean, I know he's going to get yelled at a lot, but I kinda want to see him on that show now.
paco: shoves a chunk of fricking onion in his mouth
ryan: just nods and smiles
Yamin Taaha i had to skip that. Paco has no taste buds
Would you not read my channel name?
Somebody once told me the world was gonna rollme
I know everyone’s like sean’s better than paco, but he really tries his best and he’s pretty cool.
Dude we don't it's just a joke cuz paco makes himself look dumb but he's not
To be honest, as much as i like Sean, Paco would definitely be my second choice for Ryan’s right hand man in cooking but not really.
ayMONSTER 777 No one can replace Sean
And to be fair, if Paco was the first guy on the show instead of Sean, Sean couldn’t replace Paco
@@jmandoeskarate4456 I think everybody has their own potential, everybody has their own strengths. It's mean to compare them with other people that doesn't know their strengths.
They're so different, the comparison isn't even fair, they're both great and funny
“Dude, this looks like something. This looks like real food” - Ryan, 2019
😂
This shows how bad his cooking is off camera
I was looking for this comment
I was literally about to write this comment. Thank you for this.
5:00
Gordon Ramsey: starts crying
Nah man he’s been crying since the first episode
I want Ryan to do a 'cooking but not really' with Gordon Ramsay. Just to see who would cry first
YES
Oh, gordon, for sure
Gordon would tell Ryan to get out of his own kitchen
Pls go viral
anxiety level with Ryan and a knife is like watching a horror movie and waiting for the jumpscare
With Sean: cooking, but not really
With paco: Not cooking, but really
So true, without Sean (the good cook) there's no-one to bounce ideas off of
niceeee
Not gonna lie forgot this mans existed for a while
True tho😂
Hello brother
that's why his views are so low, everyone forgot about him
Yee
66
"you know brown rice is healthier, so i figured brown sugar is healthier" lol
I think he is right though, assuming it is less processed than white sugar.
Mhm yeah I'm pretty sure its unrefined
@@remyllebeau77 If I remember correctly brown sugar is just confectionery sugar with molasses incorporated in it (that's why there's dark and light brown sugar, its the amount of molasses added). So I don't think it's any healthier. If anything its worse since molasses.
White sugar is bleached to get its color
Maybe raw Suger is healthier. That’s the less processed one. Brown Suger has molasses incorporated and stuff. I’m not sure if it is sweeter, but it tastes sweeter.
Ryan with a knife: **exists**
**anxiety levels skyrocket*
That should be illegal
First Link, now Ryan... We need to start a list of youtubers officially banned from handling knives! Haha.
Former state champion wrestler: “I’m not strong” No need to be humble Ryan lol
Would you not read my channel name?
Floofy Floofster The Original Asian Collaboration.
How do you cut an onion?
“I know you’re supposed to cry”
Already laughing at the intro omg
"Where's Sean? Paco suuucks"
"They're right. Just kidding. Not really"
The disclaimer that popped up every time Ryan used the knife killed me😂😂
i literally was watching all the other ones a couple of days ago, wishing that they would do this again and then i get this notification. nice!
U r from future
Couple day ago? 30 minutes ago... Hmmm
Diamond Duck what?
lassfrooby noo Wow, what a coincidence! Lol...
Saaammeeee!!!
I just came back from watching Jun’s kitchen and I am greatly amused
"I miss Sean"
-Ryan
P.s: Love you Paco, No homo
Michael Vuong sean will always be in the older vids but not in the recent vids :(
@@guppy8525 What? That's not how it works. Sean is gone. He's not in any of the videos anymore. Go watch one that had Sean in it, you'll see he's not in it anymore!
*sits here confused then realized they're talking about that Sean*
"-but not really"
-Also Ryan
When they mentioned Sean: :((((((
But honestly this was hilarious XD
where did sean go?
0:02 daaanng I didn’t know Ryan was dummy THICC
I know right, I was looking for someone else who realised
Me too😂😂
Almost lost No Nut November 🥵
Riiiight I noticed that too lol
@@Roy-ml5fn welp😅😂😂
“What lasts 2 days?”
Patience, wait till their back
Watching them cut the onion is the most painful thing ever.
They should really sharpen that knife lol
@@Bedhed47 lol no it's cuz he's cutting it straight down instead of sliding it forward and back
@@Medbread they should still sharpen it. You saw how much he struggled with the package
Peoples: So, is this a cooking show?
Ryan: Well yes, but actually no
It is...but not really
*YESN'T*
*insert “i miss sean” clip*
"Dessert hot pockets"
So you mean Pop Tarts.
I just hope Gordon doesn't see this
I got a Gordon Ramsay ad for MasterClass... so hes sneaking in. Crap.
@@Cy_Ma me too
Imagine that collab tho
The burger is RAW
XtremefighterX Gaming yes me too I laughed so hard when it came up
Ryan: I'm planning to work on more personal stuff...but not really.
nothing personnel kid
2019 trend not really 😂
@@h2o848 is sword man completely f*ing dead I dont know find out in the next episode
Sorry, the song has been in my head all day xD
Ryan “ I don’t cook”
Also Ryan *owns 4 ovens
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
@@smiles5054 what's the whole point then? They long enough to cook a body?
ITS BAAAACCCKKKKKK i have lots of appreciaSEAN for you guys to make this oml i’ve literally been rewatching the old ones ahhh
“Dude this looks like something... this looks like real food” what a legend
Wait
I’m dude not him
i audibly gasped when i saw this in my feed
“Sean would be proud”
BROOOO DON'T MAKE ME CRY
Yay! Another cooking but not really. How long have i been waiting for this? idk but, im proud of you Ryan (:
*Ryan posts Cooking But Not Really*
Me: The promised day has come...
Sean is not there so the promised day has come.... but not really
You guys missed the “tot pocket” opportunity for that I can never forgive you
The way he cutting that onion is giving me anxiety
Sameeee
It’s scary because that’s actually how you properly cut an onion
Paco and Ryan are so cuuuute 🥺 more cooking but not really with the two of you please!
Ryan really missed the opportunity to say “this is our tater-test”
Ryan: Paco cant cook better than me
Also Ryan: Doesn't understand crescent rolls
Whenever Ryan reveals his Cooking But Not Really creation
Rhpc: Omg! Oh!
Greg: *What is that?*
13:18 omg pacos reaction and everyone mocking him gives me LIFEEEE
When he handled the knife I felt like he was recording fruit ninja all over again.
Watching Ryan cut the onion and even hold the knife was terrifying
I feel like a mom when Ryan’s trying to cook. The way he’s cutting the onions, and opening the burger makes me nervous.
I have and extraordinarily basic idea of how to cook, but ryan cutting that onion made me cry for a different reason
"I'm just kidding. But not really"
Ryan-2019
That should be a slogan for the show
i literally got a gordon ramsey masterclass ad watching this😂😂
Really?😂
Me too! LOL
Me too😂😆
Same ahahaha
Same
For the amount of people who spammed _”BRING BACK COOKING BUT NOT REALLY”_ in the comments, *this video deserves a LOT more views!*
Cuts open “hot pocket”
Ryan: “this looks like something! this looks like real food!”
Me: that’s a literal kolache bro...
mara_watches texas
It’s looks like a real food who agrees
Or calzone
without sean the chef, this show should be called "but not really"
LMAO
Just men children in the kitchen
Cooking, but not really., but not really
Not gonna lie, this actually looks better than I expected
love the pfp, even tho oikawa is a bitch
@AMA BROS LTD. um its alright at best
Ryan: ive seen tv shows with their 'dicing'
also ryan: *minces the onions*
13:17 the sound-
*i can’t-*
Ryan: touches pocket and burns finger
Also Ryan: This should be fine to eat.
Cooking, But Really Not Really: Roasted Paco!
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE
This is what happens when you leave these two home alone
Edit: everyone hating paco obviously aren’t real fans and don’t watch HigaTV
Greg: "Anyone got the pepto bismol ready"
Lmaoo damn what a savagr
NO WAY ITS BACK. TELL ME IN DREAMING, HOOY BOY.
“I don’t know how to dice an onion, but I know you’re supposed to cry”
I started crying because of how badly he diced the onion
Haha good one.
It’s so awesome seeing a local boy who (1) made it big, AND (2) still comes up with really good content on a regular basis. Some of his videos are so ridiculously good! The Ninja Melk commercial, dancing without moving, and his re-Ryans (parody of RUclips rewinds) come to mind.
In the words of Ryan
“I miss Sean”
Everyone says "I miss Sean..."
But never "How is Sean?" 😔
I'll do you one better,
Why is Sean?
@@C1nShe you win this round
this is so deep
@@chimkennuggets5729 he isn't 14
@@C1nShe I will do you one better who is Sean? (I know him, just for fun)
Sean is probably watching this like :
" I miss Ryan . "
"Do you know how long to cook the burger?"
*"Twenty minutes!"*
"Ok so ten?"
I came here for Ryan to say
“I miss Sean”
Who doesn't tho?
Yep me too
@@sekiryuuteiissei7861 ya dad
I must say, I am so impressed with Ryan’s cooking skills.....not really.
imagine Gordon Ramsay coming up to Paco with the uncooked beef and just goes
"IT'S FREAKING RAW"
First minute of video: *Paco's feelings have left the chat*
No one:
Ryan in the intro: *Thicc*
Dat booty though
Im surprised no one else mention that xd
This was my favorite show and I’m so happy it’s back 😭😭😭
11:36
Ryan: The moment of truth....
Me as I was watching: "Fries....."
You guys should have used cookie doe instead of bread dough for the dessert
now I need to know what the edit was
Random Girls YAS they probably spelled dough correctly the first time then thought: that ain’t good enough
A deer?
@@changednamelit A female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun