Episode 77 - Loopy In The Sky With Duel Disks

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
  • Quentin Tarantino's favorite episode.
    Special thanks to Innagadadavida for editing this one!
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    ALSO STARRING:
    BoobsMcBalrog as Aaron
    PATREON - / littlekuriboh
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  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 7 лет назад +3815

    Alister: "You're related to someone vaguely connected to the death of my brother!"
    Kaiba: "Who, my stepfather? Yeah, I hate him too. Glad I killed him."
    Alister: "...Stop making my quest for revenge seem pointless!"

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 7 лет назад +79

      Alister: "You're related to someone vaguely connected to the death of my brother!"
      yeh, i love LK and all but HELL, it's like he didn't bother much or pay much attention to S4, or that he just took the butchered english dub for the mockery work that is abridging

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 7 лет назад +159

      +VixXstazosJOB You mean that wasn't Alister's motive in the Japanese version? I don't know why I'm surprised, but somehow I am. It was definitely his motive in the English dub, and even as a kid, I thought it was dumb…What was he saying in the Japanese version?

    • @ThePatxiao
      @ThePatxiao 7 лет назад +190

      no it was more or less the same. Just different in that he's got a point that they still benefitted from the money that Gozubra made from war. And yeah S4 has a LOT OF PLOT holes.

    • @Tikas92
      @Tikas92 7 лет назад +228

      "When Alister was a child, the country he lived in was torn apart by war. In the dub, KaibaCorp bought the land from the city. When the residents refused to leave, Gozaburo Kaiba decided to force them out. Many were forced to dig tunnels and steal food to survive. Alister and his brother managed to survive. In the original, there was a war going on between two countries and Gozaburo Kaiba supplied the weapons to both sides. In the English dub, Alister's mother (seen only briefly during the 150th episode inside his locket) and his brother, Mikey, were eventually captured. In the Japanese version, his brother was killed when the tank he was in blew up. Alister has hated Seto Kaiba ever since and has designated him as his target."
      According to the wiki, that's his reason in both dubs so yea pretty dumb like LK pointed out.

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 7 лет назад +110

      Uh wow…okay then. I was hoping the Japanese version had a better, well, version. They do that, I've noticed. Not this time, huh? Not at all? Okay…um…yeah, Alister's motives were painfully contrived. That's sad. Not sad as in the kind of sad we're supposed to feel, sad as in pathetic. XD

  • @SpaceAngelMewtwo
    @SpaceAngelMewtwo 7 лет назад +1241

    "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!"
    "I AM NOW A MEMBER OF THE MILE-HIGH CLUB!"

  • @GuyNamedGray
    @GuyNamedGray 7 лет назад +3613

    Kaiba always steals the show. Best character in this series, love how you write and portray him

    • @mushroomkaat2667
      @mushroomkaat2667 4 года назад +180

      He's the best in every show regardless of context , doesn't even have to be in a Yu-Gi-Oh show

    • @glitchman1272
      @glitchman1272 4 года назад +10

      crimsonpirate9 lmao what

    • @mushroomkaat2667
      @mushroomkaat2667 4 года назад +35

      @@glitchman1272 it is somewhat implied in Yu-Gi-Oh abridged that kiba is a scaly

    • @dabuff1319
      @dabuff1319 4 года назад +51

      He's such a loveable asshole in the show and a loveable dumbass in the abridged version.

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 4 года назад +34

      @@mushroomkaat2667 Well I mean there is a physiological reason why hes obsess with Blue Eyes White Dragon

  • @WarDaft
    @WarDaft 5 лет назад +1828

    "I swear on my life that we didn't keep a SINGLE warmachine of death."
    ... Because we kept SEVERAL.

    • @jeremyvillanuevape9042
      @jeremyvillanuevape9042 3 года назад +105

      “This is Kaiba Corp WARMACHINE 1 on rescue approach with DEATH Squadron.
      How may we assist you Mr Kaiba?”

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 3 года назад +65

      @@jeremyvillanuevape9042 Good news bro, I called the war machines of death!

    • @trepan4944
      @trepan4944 3 года назад +52

      @@kyleshea384 good job Mokuba, real big help....

    • @tygenes
      @tygenes 3 года назад +47

      ​@@trepan4944 YOU LIED TO ME!!! ÆEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

    • @KinglyDagon
      @KinglyDagon 3 года назад +51

      NOOOOO!!! MY PAPER WORK!!! And also Mokuba I guess. BUT MOSTLY THE PAPER WORK!!!

  • @rdumalaog
    @rdumalaog 7 лет назад +829

    "That smell...that disgusting, repulsive smell...I'd recognize that anywhere. Poor people"

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 7 лет назад +10

      Renzo Dumalaog Orphanage PTSD

    • @MrBrunogiachetti
      @MrBrunogiachetti 7 лет назад +3

      I fucking predicted what he was going to say ajd said it with him LOL

    • @bergerloos5014
      @bergerloos5014 7 лет назад +2

      Renzo Dumalaog let us treat them with MAXIMUM DISDAIN!

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 7 лет назад +4

      Donald Trump every time he goes outside

    • @elizabethgutierrez820
      @elizabethgutierrez820 7 лет назад +6

      Anyone thought of Mr. Krabs when he said "that smell"

  • @ajspiscatelli
    @ajspiscatelli 7 лет назад +1997

    "Look at that, we made a robot dragon tank. That alone proves humanity is worth saving."
    Kaiba's robot wanks speak to me on a spiritual level

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 6 лет назад +33

      Did you... mean... tanks?

    • @deathxanamon7211
      @deathxanamon7211 6 лет назад +55

      @@ayyylmao101 No, no he does not

    • @GayBastich
      @GayBastich 6 лет назад +12

      @@ayyylmao101 He meant dragon

    • @submarineinthesky8946
      @submarineinthesky8946 5 лет назад +24

      It's on my list of "reasons to have faith in humanity"

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 5 лет назад +19

      Imagine if someone showed him Super Robot Wars.

  • @scarletnight4554
    @scarletnight4554 7 лет назад +2308

    "The power of whatever the hell trading card bullshit I pull out of thin air" welcome to yugioh in a nutshell

    • @tremainepinock6959
      @tremainepinock6959 7 лет назад +4

      word

    • @scarletnight4554
      @scarletnight4554 7 лет назад +48

      #1 moment highlighting this: Kaiba summoning obelisk in the dark side of dimensions movie

    • @alias588
      @alias588 7 лет назад +33

      I thought he was going to say the power of money, but I guess he really has matured!....Well, he's changed anyway.

    • @travisroot5474
      @travisroot5474 7 лет назад +29

      Screw the rules, they have money, or a haunted item made of gold, or are friends of someone with these or popularity. *Insert "Who's Line is it Anyway?" meme here.* Welcome to Duel Monsters, where that rules are made and the life points don't matter!

    • @vaporterra
      @vaporterra 7 лет назад +4

      It’s another way of saying heart of the cards

  • @jorgegfigueroa9755
    @jorgegfigueroa9755 4 года назад +878

    "Who needs military weapons when you have good old fashioned dragons?"
    Kaiba's a hair off from explaining the plot of Jurassic World

    • @matthewdopler8997
      @matthewdopler8997 3 года назад +20

      Also the even dumber sequel Fallen Kingdom.

    • @matthewdopler8997
      @matthewdopler8997 3 года назад +21

      @Jordan Lyons To me it was so incredibly dumb. So many dumb decisions were made by the characters. Bring a dinosaur veteran that never seen dinosaurs (the park had vets why not bring them), a guy who is scared of everything (the park had tech guys that were not cowards so bring them instead), dinosaurs that will stop to kill when lava is around them showing that they are monsters (we are suppose to want to save them), bad guy bringing dinosaurs without anyone noticing, bad guy building a secret lab without the owner of the mansion knowing, embracing the stupid weaponized dinosaurs idea from the first movie (no military would be interested), having laser pointer attached to a gun to get the hybrid dino to attack is stupid because it is more effective to just shoot the target, ultimate killer dino is bad at smelling, clone girl releasing dinosaurs that will kill people because “they are alive like me” (she has more in common with the people she killed than the dinosaurs). I could go on but it was one of the dumbest movies I seen in a while.

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 3 года назад

      @@matthewdopler8997 I would like to point out most of the dinosaurs she released were herbivores so get them somewhere out of the way and they are mostly harmless.

    • @wakkaseta8351
      @wakkaseta8351 3 года назад +5

      @@michaeldaniels642
      Herbivore means little. Hippos and Elephants are herbivores and are willing and more than able to kill people and destroy entire villages.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 3 года назад +4

      @@wakkaseta8351 hey you remember the second Jurassic Park movie where there was a second dinosaur island and without human interaction the dinosaurs were fine? Yeah. Just don't make swimming or flying dinosaurs and you're good.

  • @sageoftruth
    @sageoftruth 7 лет назад +1731

    "War and destruction is evil and pointless... now behold my giant AIR FORTRESS OF DEATH."
    Alister in a nutshell.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 7 лет назад +39

      BY THE BLOODY CLAWS OF SEKHMET!

    • @game84cube
      @game84cube 6 лет назад +30

      Sageoftruth Symbolic bullshit is still bullshit, no matter what it symbolizes

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 6 лет назад +20

      Wasn't he just using those cards to mock Kaiba?

    • @seanblack1320
      @seanblack1320 6 лет назад +20

      But it's all...symbolic and stuff.

    • @callumnewton4788
      @callumnewton4788 6 лет назад +1

      Sageoftruth 9

  • @DarkChaos751
    @DarkChaos751 7 лет назад +3576

    KAIBA: That smell, that disgusting, repulsive smell, I recognize it anywhere... poor people
    LMAO XD XD

    • @gunslingergirl2579
      @gunslingergirl2579 6 лет назад +57

      Oh, I legitimately thought he'd said "WHORE people". XDDDD
      Which makes about just as much sense when you think about it.

    • @darriusdavis8602
      @darriusdavis8602 5 лет назад +50

      Dude that was the funniest joke since monster CARDO

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 5 лет назад +12

      Poor People who has that smell lol, Not people in general

    • @lrgogo1517
      @lrgogo1517 5 лет назад +5

      Dude... you just posted serious cringe.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 лет назад +9

      Kaiba is an objectivist.
      A duelist chooses a slave obeys.

  • @SasukeTurkey
    @SasukeTurkey 7 лет назад +1653

    Kaiba: This guy doesn't play by the rules. Usually, my enemies kidnap you. But this guy... He kidnapped everyone, except you.

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 7 лет назад +113

      SCREW THE RULES! HE HAS THE ORICALCHOS!

    • @TheExecutorr
      @TheExecutorr 7 лет назад +23

      when your plane goes through the looking glass

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 7 лет назад +18

      My first thought was: Does he have money???

    • @therealwinston3634
      @therealwinston3634 7 лет назад +8

      well, have you ever played by the rules too, Lelouch?

    • @dakotamcintire7419
      @dakotamcintire7419 6 лет назад +9

      WE ARE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS!

  • @ethman7914
    @ethman7914 7 лет назад +2032

    List of Tristan's powers:
    Superstrength (from his hair)
    The ability to break necks with his mind (episode 31)
    Talking to snakes (this episode)
    And teleporting (episode 79)

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 лет назад +79

      Chubs_Dude 17 Also has no chill.

    • @skydishmane65
      @skydishmane65 4 года назад +151

      Wasn't it also his voice that gave him super strength? Although, then again, he punched a fake boulder and then said "Holy s*** it actually does"

    • @TheoryWitch
      @TheoryWitch 4 года назад +65

      Tristan: The most powerful Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Character

    • @vojislavS8652
      @vojislavS8652 4 года назад +69

      Also his voice knows kung fu, the episode where Bakura was Spiderman

    • @PoutchieWhoou
      @PoutchieWhoou 4 года назад +44

      I would like to add to the list the ability to predict when the sun will rise

  • @CaptHayfever
    @CaptHayfever 3 года назад +570

    "Here's the strongest monster in my deck; it has 2500 attack points," he said to the guy whose signature cards have 3000 attack points & can upgrade from there.

    • @luisvelez1952
      @luisvelez1952 2 года назад +20

      It’s strange that Alister’s monster is not over 3,000 attack points.

    • @harledjinn
      @harledjinn 2 года назад +36

      Everyone in the shows signature cards typical attack points are 2500
      But Kaiba? Kaiba has money. He got that bonus 500

  • @StupidMarioBros1Fan
    @StupidMarioBros1Fan 7 лет назад +1745

    Don't you just love it when over half of the episode is quotable? xD

    • @ShintaTakama
      @ShintaTakama 7 лет назад +29

      StupidMarioBros1Fan What is this, the dark ages?

    • @dDeckon
      @dDeckon 7 лет назад +26

      I'm Mary Poppins Y'all!

    • @dennysejati2754
      @dennysejati2754 7 лет назад +41

      Shut up Nokuba

    • @Gorbgorbenson
      @Gorbgorbenson 7 лет назад +20

      OoOoooOoO behold the power of the Oricalcos.

    • @verniermoon6218
      @verniermoon6218 7 лет назад +24

      Yeeeeeessssss!!!

  • @adp_productions
    @adp_productions 7 лет назад +341

    "Yeah, my brother Mokuba is pretty good at handling dangerous situations too."
    *"AHHHHHHHHH!!"*

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 5 лет назад +4

      AngelGaming Little Kurriboh was making a joke on how despite Mokuba being a toddler/small child during the events of season 0 he still had street smarts because made profits off of selling military weaponry and working with gang members.

  • @smirk-in-progress4800
    @smirk-in-progress4800 3 года назад +924

    "Oh my god, yes, it's actually happening!"
    "YEEES! YEEEEEESSS! YEEEEEE--"
    That might be my favorite moment in the entire abridged series. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @123456qw6
      @123456qw6 2 года назад +31

      That was by far the best part 😂😂😂😂😂 I was at work and I started cracking up so bad

    • @jibrilamvs
      @jibrilamvs Год назад +19

      “Kaiba has the biggest orgasim of his life?”
      YYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!

    • @Scythr2s
      @Scythr2s Год назад +7

      “Okay good so I wasn’t imagining that.”

    • @Noctober-viewing
      @Noctober-viewing Год назад +4

      @@Scythr2sYEEEESSS *extraordinary amount of crashing plane noises*

    • @darkness5101
      @darkness5101 7 месяцев назад +1

      Good

  • @minganlunaris1503
    @minganlunaris1503 7 лет назад +662

    Even Yami couldn't bring himself to ruin Kaiba's good mood.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 лет назад +24

      Mingan Lunaris I doubt it. But then again, he did break his heart in Episode 72 so yeah.

    • @joanalfaro3844
      @joanalfaro3844 6 лет назад +4

      Mingan Lunaris Question what dose the club that kiba what is that?

    • @dominiquehernandez8977
      @dominiquehernandez8977 6 лет назад +4

      Victoria Mata oh..well I learned something new, but in a way he did...kinda

    • @KhymChanur
      @KhymChanur 6 лет назад +8

      I think that Yami didn't want to have to explain the birds and bees to Kaiba.

    • @marlawilcox4298
      @marlawilcox4298 6 лет назад +1

      @@hayasheeeesh Wait seriously? Huh I might do that next time I get on a plane

  • @DBZFan2
    @DBZFan2 7 лет назад +252

    *"You have a button just to get rid of the furniture?"*
    *"Ofcourse I do. what kind of fool would play card games on a table? What is this? the Dark Ages?"*

    • @AuronandSephirothmix
      @AuronandSephirothmix 7 лет назад +4

      Just wait until the first Arc of Season 5. Yugi and some Dynasty Warriors-looking woman play Duel Monsters while STANDING on tables.

  • @carmanstriker1853
    @carmanstriker1853 7 лет назад +403

    All this season ever taught me was how badass KaibaCorp was.

    • @carmanstriker1853
      @carmanstriker1853 7 лет назад +37

      Scratch that "was." They literally have dedicated war machines of death. And death squads.

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 7 лет назад +25

      Lotta money in trading cards

    • @fyrentenimar
      @fyrentenimar 7 лет назад +6

      @TheHorseFormerlyWithoutAName
      When it's the biggest entertainment people have in the world, of course.

    • @ProlificPops
      @ProlificPops 7 лет назад

      And a dragon fetish

    • @UltimaAzN
      @UltimaAzN 7 лет назад +1

      If we wait long enough, they might play children card games in Iron Man suits.

  • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
    @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 4 года назад +587

    5:33
    Mokuba: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
    Ad: "Upgrade to RUclips Premium, and try our student plan free for one month. Stream uninterrupted!"
    Mokuba: "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 3 года назад +19

      I can relate.

    • @AgentExeider
      @AgentExeider 2 года назад +12

      At first, I though LK did that on purpose. I thought it was hilarious 😂

  • @Nex_Omne
    @Nex_Omne 7 лет назад +275

    "Whatever the hell trading card bullshit I pull out of thin air" hands down one of the best lines ever in this series

    • @Mister86TV
      @Mister86TV 7 лет назад +1

      Put your faith in the colon of the cards, my son.

    • @iCircie
      @iCircie 7 лет назад

      Matthew Roberts a

  • @Allday524
    @Allday524 7 лет назад +551

    Alister: I end my turn.
    Kaiba: FANG OF CRITIAS!!!!!!!!

    • @code_Rei
      @code_Rei 5 лет назад +10

      he didn't even draw.

    • @theskelebox
      @theskelebox 5 лет назад +4

      No its currently explained in the -self insert character bullshit that makes no sense whatsoeve- fAnG oF cRItiAs

  • @iluvsonicxshadow
    @iluvsonicxshadow 7 лет назад +288

    'You can talk to snakes?'
    'Do you know ANYTHING about me???'
    Tristan asking the DEEP questions

    • @DrGrape-px7se
      @DrGrape-px7se 7 лет назад +1

      Magicstorm101 True 😂💙

    • @PaceBreaker
      @PaceBreaker 7 лет назад +1

      Tristan is becoming one of the best characters this season... Still can't top Kaiba though.

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab 5 лет назад +433

    “You can talk to snakes?!”
    “Do you know _anything_ about me, Joey??”

    • @LilyKatina
      @LilyKatina 4 года назад +9

      Tristen’s asking something important for once.🤯

    • @gylfie24linole
      @gylfie24linole 4 года назад +7

      He’s a Parselmouth!

    • @dr4c0r3x5
      @dr4c0r3x5 3 года назад +2

      @@gylfie24linole he stole his and Joey's lives away to Yumi, he may be a Parselmouth but he has the loyalty of a Hufflepuff

  • @SirEmanon
    @SirEmanon 7 лет назад +251

    "Actually he says his name is Cornelius Jr. and he just wants to play basketball like his father always wanted to" Lmao 1 minute in and I'm already dead

    • @goldandragoon
      @goldandragoon 7 лет назад +5

      AHHH GHOST!

    • @godofcrap42
      @godofcrap42 7 лет назад +9

      My only problem with the reference, is that Cornelius' son was called Cornelius the Second, not Cornelius Jr.

    • @SirEmanon
      @SirEmanon 7 лет назад +1

      GoDoFcRaP42 Shit u rite

    • @alexgamer1556
      @alexgamer1556 7 лет назад +12

      Strange you would think that he would do something like try and take revenge against Odion for the murder of his father but no he was above all that and instead focused on basketball....best developed character in this show

  • @KidEDarus
    @KidEDarus 7 лет назад +483

    Episode 77 AKA Seito Kaiba's Best Day Ever.

    • @alexhadzima9268
      @alexhadzima9268 7 лет назад +10

      KidEDarus If you mean by the Best day as having sex with three different coloured dragons, then yeah.

    • @tomriddle3592
      @tomriddle3592 7 лет назад +1

      KidEDarus I orgasmed as bad as kaiba when the dragons came out

    • @averyconcernedridley5882
      @averyconcernedridley5882 7 лет назад +2

      (in SpongeBob voice) CAUSE IT'S THE BEEESSSST DAAY EEEVVVEEERR

    • @UltimateHero128
      @UltimateHero128 6 лет назад +2

      So it tops even the day he killed his Step-Father?

    • @jordangarcia3635
      @jordangarcia3635 6 лет назад

      KidEDarus you mean the episode that seto kaiba got the biggest orgasm he has ever had or will ever have...

  • @jeffdaniels308
    @jeffdaniels308 7 лет назад +337

    'I activate Convenient Plot Device. This card lets me somehow drain your lifepoints to 0 for no apparent reason! '

    • @EmperorKnightlock
      @EmperorKnightlock 7 лет назад +27

      Is it weird that I read that comment with Kaiba's voice in my head?
      ...No. Probably not.

    • @BarinFlameheart
      @BarinFlameheart 7 лет назад +9

      "But it will also look semi-cool while it happens. Enough to know that we focused more on this scene than the facial animations for the season."

    • @Jitkaas
      @Jitkaas 7 лет назад +4

      Hunter Presny I had yami's voice in my head

    • @jeffdaniels308
      @jeffdaniels308 7 лет назад +1

      I didn't expect to get that many likes, lol.

    • @jeffdaniels308
      @jeffdaniels308 7 лет назад +1

      Leave a like if you want LK to use this as a line in an episode.

  • @ryuuronin9852
    @ryuuronin9852 3 года назад +97

    "Look at that it's a robot dragon tank! That alone proves humanity is worth saving. Because we made a robot dragon tank."
    Gonna save that for a yearbook quote, this is exactly why Kaiba is my favorite character.

  • @medorath8533
    @medorath8533 7 лет назад +763

    Episode recap:
    OMG YES!
    YEEEEEES!
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
    YEEEEES!
    Best episode!

    • @Darkcyanide100
      @Darkcyanide100 5 лет назад +20

      Medorath KAIBA: I am now a member of the Mile High club!!!! What y’all looking at me like that?
      YAMI: KAIBA, what do you think the Mile high club is?
      KAIBA: Isn’t that where you beat someone in a duel while on a plane?
      YAMI: Actually......... yes that’s exactly what It meant.
      KAIBA: MILE HIGH CLUB! LMFAO😂

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 5 лет назад +10

      *_MOKUBA! Wake up so I can tell you to Shut up!_*

    • @ark7204
      @ark7204 5 лет назад +6

      Yeeessss for the Kaiba's dragon fetish and Foot fetish fans!

    • @KombatKendra
      @KombatKendra 3 года назад +1

      Hey guys do you see this comment I see

    • @windinthewillow1871
      @windinthewillow1871 3 года назад

      Agree

  • @BC_Birdie
    @BC_Birdie 7 лет назад +86

    "Kaiba Corp is partnered with United, they're pros" 😂😂

    • @thyeeter
      @thyeeter 7 лет назад +3

      B.C. Birdie Alister:It's aiming right at you! Kaiba:There are guns all over the thing! What isn't it aiming at!?

    • @GeoEstes
      @GeoEstes 7 лет назад

      This explains so much.

    • @antoninocavallo7040
      @antoninocavallo7040 7 лет назад +1

      and yet so little

  • @Swordmaster7th
    @Swordmaster7th 7 лет назад +2418

    Except in the dream I'm always saved in the last second by magical dragons and it's the best day of m- *shaky fanboy voice* OMG yes it's actually happening!!!!
    YEEESSSSS!!!!!

    • @theblan1k0ne
      @theblan1k0ne 5 лет назад +151

      Tea/Anzu: That depends. Do you see 3 legendary dragons helping a plane land while Seto Kaiba has what sounds like the biggest orgasm of his life?

    • @theblan1k0ne
      @theblan1k0ne 5 лет назад +127

      Kaiba: YEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!! YEEEEEEEEESSS!!!!

    • @theskelebox
      @theskelebox 5 лет назад +97

      Okay, good; I wasn't the only one imagining that.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 5 лет назад +47

      YEEEEEEESS

    • @danross2144
      @danross2144 5 лет назад +16

      I mean, who wouldn't?

  • @thelostone7512
    @thelostone7512 4 года назад +359

    "There are guns all over the damn thing, what ISN'T it aiming at!"
    Best joke of the episode.

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 3 года назад +5

      I loved that one too. It was just spot on good.

    • @valentds
      @valentds 2 года назад +3

      american airship

    • @elijahhayter3026
      @elijahhayter3026 Год назад +3

      GUNs all over the DAM thing. Get it?

    • @natejohnson9738
      @natejohnson9738 Год назад

      ​@@elijahhayter3026your now the president

  • @ChillyReaper
    @ChillyReaper 7 лет назад +1163

    Kaiba: In the interest of safety, there is absolutely no smoking during this duel. All duel disks must he set to airplane mode. And in the likely event that I completely own your ass at card games, emergency lighting will illuminate the way to the exit so you can get the hell out of my life.

    • @Alan8tor
      @Alan8tor 6 лет назад +19

      ChillyReaper Bad ass

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 5 лет назад +21

      That's NEARLY EXACTLY what Kaiba WOULD say!!

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 5 лет назад +7

      *_SHUT UP, MOKUBA!!!_*

    • @DizzleGamerViewer
      @DizzleGamerViewer 5 лет назад +15

      ChillyReaper64
      Arguably, one of the best quotes in the abridge.

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 5 лет назад +10

      Yet i still felt reaaaaally bad for Allister..... i mean his motive did make sense. Even irl i could bet there's something legal for - I'm a rich guy with an inherited company, my dad made something awfull with that company when it was his, now i'm somewhat responsible since i own it now -

  • @michaelramon2411
    @michaelramon2411 7 лет назад +229

    Seto Kaiba: "Yes, yes, my stepfather was a terrible person. Perhaps that's why I KILLED HIM! I mean, it's not actually why I killed him, but it could be!"

    • @LukeTheBoss7
      @LukeTheBoss7 7 лет назад +1

      Michael Ramon Wait was that in the video? If so I missed it

    • @michaelramon2411
      @michaelramon2411 7 лет назад +25

      No, it wasn't. But it could have been!

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 7 лет назад +43

      “Yeah, i took the company out from under him and focused it away from weapons and onto children’s card games, so clearly i’m responsible.”

    • @michaelramon2411
      @michaelramon2411 7 лет назад +26

      +Battlesheep Alister: "Do you know how many children have been hurt by this trading card game? Because it's a lot!"

    • @thyeeter
      @thyeeter 7 лет назад +18

      "I swear on my life we DID NOT keep a single war machine of death."

  • @chrisallen4016
    @chrisallen4016 7 лет назад +858

    "i swear on my life that we didn't keep a single flying war machine of death"
    "This is Kaiba Corp war machine 1 on rescue approach with Death Squadron, how may we assist you Mr Kaiba"
    I laughed far too much at this.

    • @clairemacfarlane3639
      @clairemacfarlane3639 7 лет назад +7

      Chris Allen I died there!!!

    • @__-dr5vm
      @__-dr5vm 6 лет назад +47

      Turns out they're just a medical relief squadron and kaiba has a twisted sense of humor

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 6 лет назад +5

      the gaming democracy they aren’t dragons planes so who cares

    • @UnLegendaryCharlie
      @UnLegendaryCharlie 6 лет назад +2

      Chris Allen probably one of the best jokes of the episode man. still good after a year.

    • @fwzikurdistan7345
      @fwzikurdistan7345 6 лет назад +8

      YOU LIED TO ME !!!!

  • @MVP7689
    @MVP7689 6 лет назад +778

    Kaiba: Usually my enemies just kidnap you. This time they’ve kidnapped everyone but you.
    Mokuba: We are through the looking glass.
    I laughed more than I should’ve

  • @malign3158
    @malign3158 3 года назад +129

    I like how Mokuba is becoming more self aware as the series progresses. It’s like he’s getting older.

  • @disastrophe1433
    @disastrophe1433 7 лет назад +384

    Ohmygod it's here. It's HERE!!! The episode... THE EPISODE! The one I've been waiting for since I first discovered this series back in... 2010. The 46th episode, Melvin'd, had just come out. I discovered the show with my younger step-brother, and we laughed ourselves sick as we watched episode after episode. And I, who had seen the show during its original run, said to him, who had not, "I can't wait until he gets to Season 4, where a biker gang run by a 10,000-year-old Atlantean king steals people's souls by beating them at card games, and Kaiba duels one of them on top of a flying plane, which almost crashes but then is rescued by three actual dragons." He, understandably, thought I was stringing words together at random, so I showed him the episode Flight of Fear, and we resigned ourselves to waiting for it, in all its glory.
    And oh, what a wait it was. There were times when I didn't think we'd make it. Cancellation seemed inevitable at numerous points. Years went by with one or two episodes trickling out between them. And here we are, almost eight years later. It's unbelievable. Almost overwhelming.
    Thank you, Martin, for making these. And for continuing to make them, in the face of every obstacle life threw in your path. Truly, you are doing the Pharaoh's work. I hope you go strong until the end of the series. I'll be watching until then.

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 7 лет назад +20

      There are good and bad things worth waiting for. Season 4 of Yu Gi Oh being directed well is one of the good ones. It's been a long and strange journey, but we can say we've been there. We've seen the Atlantean biker gangs. We've seen Mai, Weevil, and Rex deal with the existential questions of their characterizations. We've seen Kaiba saved by actual dragons after making his dragon more dragony by fusing it with a dragon while wearing dragon wings then shooting down Metal Gear Aeros after it blew up his dragon robot tank. We've seen Tea's bare feet. At this point, it's already a masterpiece.
      It's been a pleasure, comrades.

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio 7 лет назад +2

      Me too man. and then i found TFS too, best abridgers.

    • @anim7132
      @anim7132 7 лет назад +2

      ...

    • @jojahola
      @jojahola 7 лет назад

      FONX8 Eagle Tfs And Little kuriboh
      are Awesome

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio 7 лет назад

      Asick Killer even x men evolution abridged is somewhat great

  • @itsnicole11
    @itsnicole11 7 лет назад +603

    Can't wait for the hunger games 2: the divergent maze runner

    • @lilymoon8864
      @lilymoon8864 7 лет назад +17

      Ryuk the shinigami MILE HIGH CLUB!

    • @missmagrew
      @missmagrew 7 лет назад +25

      IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @patrickgowen324
      @patrickgowen324 7 лет назад +7

      Coming never

    • @itsnotevenfunny
      @itsnotevenfunny 6 лет назад +1

      LOL I TOTALLY READ ALL THOSE BOOKS AND I WANT THAT CROSS-OVER RIGHT NOW
      I GOT VERONICA ROTH Y'ALL GET THE OTHER AUTHORS XD

  • @hubbelizer8412
    @hubbelizer8412 4 года назад +125

    That rattle snake was called Cornelius jr. Named after Marek's father's snake Cornelius... The continuity in this RUclips parody is next level

    • @Nameless-ln5mr
      @Nameless-ln5mr Год назад +6

      And once “A Duel With Dartz” was adapted, Divine Serpent Geh became “Cornelius da Snake: Level 9 Mahn!” That means Cornelius reincarnated as a beast with infinite attack (Okay so that might actually be a challenge.). Let that sink in.

  • @HiImAiden
    @HiImAiden 7 лет назад +2231

    Yugi "Tea do you see what I'm seeing?
    Kaiba: "Yes! Yessss! YEEEEEE-
    Tea: That depends: do you see 3 legendary dragons helping a plane land while Seto Kaiba has what sounds like the biggest orgasm of his life?
    Kaiba: YEEEEEEEEEEE-
    Yugi: Ok I wasn't imagining that
    Kaiba: YESSS!
    Favourite part of the episode! That was freaking hilarious!

  • @whaled-buffalo9640
    @whaled-buffalo9640 5 лет назад +156

    "You'll see one of the many plotholes in season 4--oh wait sorry that's the Grand Canyon." I'm crying.

  • @mikegordey2163
    @mikegordey2163 5 лет назад +686

    “You have a button just to get rid of the furniture?”
    “Of course I do! What kind of a fool would play card games on a TABLE?”
    I feel attacked

    • @TheSupersayin2
      @TheSupersayin2 5 лет назад +16

      *cries in poor* -me

    • @danitankmen8213
      @danitankmen8213 4 года назад

      @The Other Dragoon Fighter 64 is duel links good I always wanted to play Yugioh but never did even though I grew up with this show.

    • @andrewmemecias
      @andrewmemecias 4 года назад

      same i am know buying a dual disk

    • @crazyredhead4968
      @crazyredhead4968 4 года назад

      Fools this is why I kept my dueldisk from 2003

    • @alexanderboulton2123
      @alexanderboulton2123 3 года назад +8

      What is this, the DARK AGES!?

  • @lightningfirst689
    @lightningfirst689 Год назад +15

    Seto, sarcastically: "Good job, Mokuba. Real big help.
    Mokuba: "Yay! Go team Kaiba!"
    Mokuba is always the most wholesome character.

  • @Gin-qw8oz
    @Gin-qw8oz 7 лет назад +182

    Alister: " You have button just to get rid of the furniture ? "
    Kaiba: " Of course I do. What kind of fool would play card games on a table !? What is this, the dark ages !?"

    • @AquosYeah
      @AquosYeah 7 лет назад +11

      Gin 4368 we live in dark times 😢

    • @paradoxzee6834
      @paradoxzee6834 7 лет назад +5

      Gin 4368 Maybe is thats why every kid wants a duel disk.

    • @Gin-qw8oz
      @Gin-qw8oz 7 лет назад +5

      Man, Did you know that they made the vr duel ring in Japan, which of course, creates holograms of the cards .. too bad, I need to go there and try it T^T

    • @Gin-qw8oz
      @Gin-qw8oz 7 лет назад +2

      see here
      3dvrcentral.com/2017/08/24/augmented-reality-duel-yu-gi-oh-world-championship-2017/

    • @master_matthew
      @master_matthew 7 лет назад +3

      You realize that a Duel Disk is an overblown portable table?

  • @ZeroGForce
    @ZeroGForce 7 лет назад +239

    This is just like that one recurring dream I have... except in the dream, I'm watching a new episode of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged and it's the best day of _oh my god, yes, it's actually happening._
    *YEEEES! YEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!*

    • @ZeroXionXZ
      @ZeroXionXZ 7 лет назад +13

      Tea, do you see what I'm seeing?

    • @PeterEmrys
      @PeterEmrys 7 лет назад +14

      ZeroXionXZ That depends, do you see LittleKuriboh uploading a new, super hilarious YGOTAS episode while Gregorius Daneli has what sounds like the biggest orgasm of his life?

    • @ZeroGForce
      @ZeroGForce 7 лет назад +14

      *_YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!_*

    • @ZeroXionXZ
      @ZeroXionXZ 7 лет назад +12

      OK Good so I was not imagining that

    • @4tw4ever
      @4tw4ever 7 лет назад +6

      I admire the dedication to detail in this comment thread

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 7 лет назад +783

    [M A X I M U M D I S D A I N]

    • @abdurrahmanakal8266
      @abdurrahmanakal8266 7 лет назад +6

      My favorite part in the episode.

    • @Hinasil
      @Hinasil 7 лет назад +12

      My standu!『M A X I M U M D I S D A I N』

  • @redstonemecha7716
    @redstonemecha7716 3 года назад +159

    Alister *tries to show the futility of war and how no one wins from it*
    Kaiba * doesn't care because he doesn't need military weapons when he has a dragon*

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 3 года назад +7

      Specifically, a ROBOT DRAGON TANK.

    • @StarCatcher918
      @StarCatcher918 Год назад +1

      Hey, at least Alister had the futility and the losing parts down

  • @epicbruhmoment6985
    @epicbruhmoment6985 7 лет назад +179

    "War is bad, death is bad, my stepfather was bad" thats why he killed him.

  • @TheNerdyGinger
    @TheNerdyGinger 7 лет назад +2149

    One of the funniest episodes in a while. Nice job!

    • @Ryeubaham
      @Ryeubaham 7 лет назад +34

      TheNerdyGinger I agree. Between kaiba dueling a tank into submission and the dragon ex machina at the end I am in tears

    • @pickyphysicsstudent201
      @pickyphysicsstudent201 7 лет назад +14

      It's a shame that he didn't bring up that one card looked like the ghost of Napa.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 7 лет назад +4

      Ahhhhh a snake a snake a slippery snake

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp 7 лет назад +18

      I don't know how, but LK just keeps getting better.

    • @YamiMajic
      @YamiMajic 7 лет назад +21

      "oh no my paperwork....and Mokuba I guess"

  • @theravingtimes9582
    @theravingtimes9582 7 лет назад +176

    An urban legends states that the Seal of Orichalcos trapped several executive members of 4Kids and the writers of season 4 of Yu-Gi-Oh for several years.

    • @ShintaTakama
      @ShintaTakama 7 лет назад

      Dean Wynn Several years? I thought the Seal was broken after Season 4 was over.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 лет назад

      Jin Kaien The Seal exists in different dimensions. The one we knew broke in the canon universe. There's still ours and the Abridged universe.

  • @iPLAYtheSTATION
    @iPLAYtheSTATION 5 лет назад +161

    "Yeah, my brother Mokuba is pretty good at handling dangerous situations too."
    "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
    That made me laugh.

  • @realrealwarpet
    @realrealwarpet 7 лет назад +250

    "of all the bad guy duelists I've faced, you were the closest to beating me"
    Proof that pegasus isn't a bad guy XD

    • @mikehenderson7907
      @mikehenderson7907 6 лет назад +21

      Warren Ward
      To be fair, Pegasus only wanted to violate the laws of the universe, pierce the veil of death, and resurrect his decades-dead wife.

    • @andrewd.8560
      @andrewd.8560 6 лет назад +6

      @@mikehenderson7907 and steal kiaba's company

    • @Yo-tt9mt
      @Yo-tt9mt 6 лет назад +10

      @@mikehenderson7907 and he kidnapped his brother, kept him in isolation for weeks, stole grandpas soul, and his thugs traied to kill him with invisible guns.

    • @Predated2
      @Predated2 5 лет назад

      Well, he cant be a bad guy if he won.

    • @Thatguy-fw9ld
      @Thatguy-fw9ld 5 лет назад

      If everyone has a 0.0 percent chance then what about Yugi

  • @thexxsniperxxgaming5253
    @thexxsniperxxgaming5253 7 лет назад +401

    "Season 4 but everytime they say Orichalcos the plot gets dummer"
    Wait theres a difference?

  • @garpogods8323
    @garpogods8323 7 лет назад +103

    you know what I realized? We still have another full season and a movie of this masterpiece to watch

    • @kurosakikun96
      @kurosakikun96 7 лет назад +11

      YEEEEESSSSSS!!!

    • @salenacussins3285
      @salenacussins3285 7 лет назад +20

      Garp yeah and it will only take 6 years for them to finish it lol 😂

    • @GOOODA20TH
      @GOOODA20TH 7 лет назад +4

      Garp and capsule monsters, and the tournament with Zigfreed to go through.

    • @GeoEstes
      @GeoEstes 7 лет назад

      He's already done crapsule monsters.
      ruclips.net/video/D_txA3zf94I/видео.html

    • @Sakachi18
      @Sakachi18 7 лет назад

      Garp Aren't there like, 3 movies?

  • @eliartstuff9112
    @eliartstuff9112 4 года назад +123

    “And it’s all thanks to the seal of Orichalch-“
    “Ya he’s dead, Dibs on his crappy broken stuff”

    • @jennabunny7840
      @jennabunny7840 3 года назад +6

      I shouldn't have laughed so hard at that, but now I can't breathe

    • @sleazymeezy
      @sleazymeezy 3 года назад +2

      I told hb studios that their game (PGA 2k21) was crappy and broken. They said it's fine. I hit up Nintendo and got my refund for that crappy broken game.

    • @AngryWindmill
      @AngryWindmill Год назад +1

      Honestly, genius writing there

    • @eliartstuff9112
      @eliartstuff9112 Год назад

      @@AngryWindmill the best kind, Kaiba and mokuba got the funniest writing

    • @masonpelzer8052
      @masonpelzer8052 Год назад

      “We’re going to be the crappy broken stuff if we don’t safety land this plane”

  • @MrSolomonGaming
    @MrSolomonGaming 7 лет назад +17

    The entirety of the ending made my day. It'll forever be my favorite Kaiba moment.

  • @dragonerd5305
    @dragonerd5305 7 лет назад +111

    "So Oricalcos can take peoples souls, make monsters turn real and create illusions of hundreds of people?!"
    "Welcome to season four, the show where the magical powers are made up and the plot doesn't matter."

    • @hariseldon02
      @hariseldon02 7 лет назад +16

      *Drew Carey:* "That's right, the plot is just like Tristan's backstory."

    • @nobody2996
      @nobody2996 7 лет назад +8

      Don't you mean 'Welcome to Yu-Gi-Oh'?

    • @rynobehnke8289
      @rynobehnke8289 7 лет назад +7

      I Don't see a difference to the millennium Items I mean the puzzle alone can:Host an entire separate soul and said soul can take over the body of the puzzles wearer and make him sound like Dan green, mind crush people, force souls into trading cards (see the first bakura duel), makes you immune to flame throwers and lets the wearer change destiny (and yes that's why yugi always draws the right card at the right time).

    • @0axis771
      @0axis771 7 лет назад +1

      Don't forget time travel. Cause clearly the Millennium Puzzle is what allowed Atem to return to his ancient past from unlocking his memories, but this ultimately invoked the final Shadow RPG, and thus caused the new memories to take place over the old, so what happens in the game becomes the new history.

    • @phoenixflamegames1
      @phoenixflamegames1 7 лет назад

      Amapanda :3 Welp that beats my fanfiction.

  • @Kytseo
    @Kytseo 7 лет назад +34

    7:05-7:12 That's a very compelling argument on Kaiba's part, I must say.

  • @anthonyramirez388
    @anthonyramirez388 6 лет назад +347

    The way Kaiba says “Mile high club!” At 13:07 was so cute. He has his moments of cluelessness too.

    • @DakotaSkylerBurlison
      @DakotaSkylerBurlison 5 лет назад +6

      You do know abridged is it making fun of it that wasnt actual dialogue

    • @Ryuuko-chan
      @Ryuuko-chan 4 года назад +4

      Hella cute.
      And that's how I started loving Seto

    • @darkhunter5293
      @darkhunter5293 3 года назад +2

      In the original series, I didn't like him because he was a total asshole, this version, what's not to like!? He's funny as hell and a total idiot, esecially that "Mile High Club" thing.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 2 года назад +5

      Don't feel bad. I thought it was a suicide club

  • @deathknight75
    @deathknight75 7 лет назад +447

    "Season 4 except every time they say Orichalchos the plot gets dumber." So Season 4 then?

    • @Psychedlia98
      @Psychedlia98 7 лет назад +9

      Season 4 was awsome

    • @kostajovanovic3711
      @kostajovanovic3711 7 лет назад +18

      +Bakura98 awesomely terrible

    • @MrAstrothousand98
      @MrAstrothousand98 7 лет назад +8

      Bakura98 it had like.......5 cool moments if you looked pass the swiss cheese of a plot

    • @Mintbeef
      @Mintbeef 7 лет назад +8

      And next time on yugioh, the world explodes due to the legenday 3 dragons combined power and then the 2nd big bang brings it back with the help of kaiba corp's science division. (If you haven't seen it, this very well could be the plot)

    • @Boundwithflame23
      @Boundwithflame23 7 лет назад +3

      Any arc with Bakura in it is the best arc.

  • @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber
    @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber 7 лет назад +272

    This was a Kaiba episode where Kaiba had the best lines. Can we all agree with that?

    • @Seto_KaibaX
      @Seto_KaibaX 7 лет назад +2

      Daniels316Gaming I have the best lines period.

    • @kylepessell1350
      @kylepessell1350 7 лет назад +10

      Now to be fair. Tristan almost won again with only one or two lines. "I wish our master was here" and "I signed away our rights as humans in season 1" Me: Bwahahahaha!

    • @topster888
      @topster888 7 лет назад +9

      Joey: "You can talk to snakes??"
      Tristan: "Don't you know ANYTHING about me?"

    • @lorddouche1891
      @lorddouche1891 7 лет назад +5

      in my opinion, Kaiba always has the best lines, he has been my favorite character since the beginning :P

    • @Seto_KaibaX
      @Seto_KaibaX 7 лет назад

      Lord Douche I agree, I believe my name clarifies whom my fav anime character is.

  • @JaimeGonzalezBarojas
    @JaimeGonzalezBarojas 7 лет назад +22

    Seto: Nokuba, answer me, how does a group of children survive in a war-torn enviroment like this?
    Nokuba: We mostly use get by using our street smarts and ingenuity.
    Seto: My brother mokuba is pretty good at handling dangerous situations too.
    -Meanwhile at the pilot cabin-
    Mokuba: if 4 kids were still around here they wouldnt let me die like this

  • @nyghtmareinmi
    @nyghtmareinmi 3 года назад +65

    I just scrolled through the whole comment section and not one single solitary person geeked out when Joey said and I quote "We just saw Kaiba crash land with three fucking dragons and THAT'S the plot hole you're worried about." I fucking 💀.
    Joey being the Savage bitch that he is.

  • @Casey5693
    @Casey5693 7 лет назад +452

    Tristan’s superpowers are a voice that gives him super strength, telekinesis that allows him to snap necks, and now, he’s a parsel-tongue, too. Why isn’t he the main character?

  • @doesntMetter1
    @doesntMetter1 7 лет назад +493

    "You seem to forger that the power of Oricalcus is absolutely nothing compered to the power of whatever the hell trading card bullshit I pull out of thin air"

    • @Atopico8
      @Atopico8 7 лет назад +4

      Loved that line.

    • @popstarchamp
      @popstarchamp 7 лет назад +3

      Shining Draw from Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal in a nutshell.😋

    • @juliancline7145
      @juliancline7145 7 лет назад +13

      "And this time, it's my trap card, Tyrant Wing. Who need military weapons of mass destruction when you can use a good old fashion dragon."

    • @gameraider100
      @gameraider100 7 лет назад +5

      Doesnt Matter Kaiba summoning Obelisk in DSOD anyone?

    • @juliancline7145
      @juliancline7145 7 лет назад +3

      Emma
      He should have done that here

  • @jasmillgamer1530
    @jasmillgamer1530 7 лет назад +796

    “Clearly your a handmaiden.”
    “I can’t believe I showed you my feet.”

    • @serenedesire972
      @serenedesire972 7 лет назад +5

      Jasmill Gamer 15 😂

    • @tbirdUCW6ReAJ
      @tbirdUCW6ReAJ 7 лет назад +10

      Jasmill Gamer 15 DeviantArt that now!!

    • @ObsidianAge
      @ObsidianAge 7 лет назад +8

      You're*

    • @patrickbuckley7259
      @patrickbuckley7259 6 лет назад +34

      Girl thinks she's in love, and is clearly fishing to see what his fetish is, but the moment he lets her know what he's REALLY into she just kink shames him.
      Tsk, tsk.
      (I am truly sorry if this joke made anyone feel uncomfortable. Sometimes my jokes go too far. That being said, grow a thicker skin.)

    • @patrickbuckley7259
      @patrickbuckley7259 6 лет назад +4

      @@UnprofessionalProfessor Whoosh.

  • @dayschange2
    @dayschange2 4 года назад +86

    In cannon, this was a ridiculous season in a ridiculous series. In YGOTS, it's pure gold.

  • @TheAJKahn
    @TheAJKahn 7 лет назад +162

    Hunger Games 2: The Divergent Maze Runner
    I would totally buy this book, as long as Little Kuriboh writes it.

  • @zeroattentiongaming820
    @zeroattentiongaming820 7 лет назад +584

    Is it just me or is Kaiba getting more obsessed with dragons every episode?

  • @MrBrunogiachetti
    @MrBrunogiachetti 7 лет назад +82

    "YEEEEEEESSS!! YEEEEEEEEEES!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!"

  • @ivdo9885
    @ivdo9885 6 лет назад +348

    "Welcome to season 4, where magical powers are made up and the plot doesn't matter"
    How did I miss that reference before?

    • @crazy9932
      @crazy9932 6 лет назад +14

      Whos line is it anyway..eat your heart out lol

    • @baronbeat2210
      @baronbeat2210 4 года назад

      Ivar Donado what reference?

    • @ivdo9885
      @ivdo9885 4 года назад +28

      @@baronbeat2210 It's from the improv comedy show Whose Line is It Anyway. The host would always begin with "Welcome to Whose line is it anyway? where everything is made up and the points don't matter"

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 3 года назад +3

      @@ivdo9885: Clive Anderson in the European, Drew Carey in America

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 2 года назад

      Because nobody even cares about the plot anymore.

  • @markusvykos8750
    @markusvykos8750 7 лет назад +807

    If i close my eyes and pretend really hard i will be flying on dragon weeeeeeeeee

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 7 лет назад +32

      SHUT UP, NOKUBA!

    • @Stone_Horn
      @Stone_Horn 7 лет назад +4

      I would be screaming like Kaiba also Collosus.

    • @clonerstive
      @clonerstive 7 лет назад

      HAHA! Yeah, I also watched the video!

    • @CoolestJerry
      @CoolestJerry 7 лет назад

      Collosus Demetre DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES!!!!!!

    • @comicsans3537
      @comicsans3537 7 лет назад

      Keep the likes at 666

  • @deathomenbrianna8808
    @deathomenbrianna8808 7 лет назад +162

    “YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!! I AM NOW A MEMBER OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB” 😂😂😂😂

    • @alaplaya5
      @alaplaya5 7 лет назад +11

      DeathOmen Brianna *googling* ohhh....ahahaha...ha...

    • @ProlificPops
      @ProlificPops 7 лет назад +9

      I love how innocent Kaiba actually is lmao

    • @Shadowslash1
      @Shadowslash1 7 лет назад +8

      1) I bet google is getting an influx of people looking that up
      2) Its even worse since he came out holding someone who's passed out XD

    • @ZeroCalamityYT
      @ZeroCalamityYT 7 лет назад

      Lol STOHP

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio 7 лет назад +1

      Goddammit Nappa

  • @KdogPrime
    @KdogPrime 7 лет назад +239

    Yugioh: Dragons on a Plane
    YAAAAASSSS! YAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!

  • @jackkrzykowski841
    @jackkrzykowski841 Год назад +9

    Alister’s flashback brother being named “Nokuba” is probably my favorite joke in the series. He’s barely a character yet LK made him so memorable. That’s the kind of thing that makes YGO abridged special

  • @Thommy2n
    @Thommy2n 7 лет назад +577

    1:15, Oh my god! Didn't think I'd think I'd see a throwback joke like this. I'm so glad Cornelius (ep. 42) was able to have a son that he could pass his passion of sports on to!
    I won't even question how it's possible for a Cobra in from Egypt was even able to to father a Rattlesnake who lives somewhere between Florida and somewhere in California. It's still compelling and makes more sense than anything in season 4.

    • @stupidfakename5661
      @stupidfakename5661 5 лет назад +38

      OH MY GOD! I and most likely 99.99% of others did not catch that o.O

    • @corazonfeathers8116
      @corazonfeathers8116 5 лет назад +19

      Right?! The YGOTAS and DBZA abridge series do such a great job at throwbacks and callbacks!

    • @goodpeople25
      @goodpeople25 5 лет назад +10

      He didn't have to father a rattlesnake he just had to be the father of a rattlesnake.

    • @HalfTangible
      @HalfTangible 4 года назад +5

      You are taking as credible a sentence that came out of ABRIDGED TRISTAN'S mouth.

    • @pumpkingkingoftoons6185
      @pumpkingkingoftoons6185 4 года назад +2

      SoMeWhErE iN cAlIfOrNiA

  • @gamewiz720
    @gamewiz720 7 лет назад +252

    "Welcome to season four, the show where the magical powers are made up and the plot doesn't matter."
    Nice Whose Line reference.

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp 7 лет назад +10

      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Also:
      "That's right, the plot is like Mokuba, it just doesn't matter."

    • @CarlosThadeu
      @CarlosThadeu 7 лет назад

      Yup, I also noticed right away, I loved it

    • @jaymac7801
      @jaymac7801 7 лет назад

      gamewiz720 what’s confirms this is the yugi and kaiba vs dartz duel. Like holy shit was that a bunch of bull or what?

    • @gamewiz720
      @gamewiz720 7 лет назад

      The Champ If Mokuba doesn't matter, then why is he still on the show?

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp 7 лет назад

      gamewiz720 Well maybe it's another one of season 4's plot holes.

  • @MulettoMotorsports
    @MulettoMotorsports 7 лет назад +937

    Well taking to consideration we didn't see what happened in the cockpit while Kaiba was screaming watching dragons... The Mile High Club doesn't seem that far off.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 7 лет назад +57

      Heres a hint.
      Do NOT Shine a UV Light in the cockpit, you'll go blind.

    • @plum3343
      @plum3343 7 лет назад +18

      I don't think jacking off counts so unless you're implying that Kaiba raped someone/thing I still don't think he qualifies.

    • @nicolasposner1417
      @nicolasposner1417 7 лет назад +86

      Well, he did come out of the plane carrying Alistair's unconscious body sooooo...

    • @MulettoMotorsports
      @MulettoMotorsports 7 лет назад +16

      DIS GUY GOT IT.

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT 7 лет назад +3

      Probably just another maid of his

  • @raikazuchi2516
    @raikazuchi2516 6 лет назад +420

    The other day, ironically on Duel Links, I finally pulled the ultra rare I've been trying to get for months and exclaimed "Yes! YES!! YEEESSSSSS!!!" My girlfriend turned to me and asked "Are you being Kaiba right now?"
    It was then I knew she was the one.

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 5 лет назад +21

      .... Lies XD

    • @guyincognito9831
      @guyincognito9831 5 лет назад +31

      Raikazuchi Wife that girl

    • @kitetenjo1304
      @kitetenjo1304 5 лет назад +18

      You found the one. You can only go one way now.

    • @Shiverwar
      @Shiverwar 5 лет назад +3

      @@VixXstazosJOB No, no, no, you gotta do it right.
      It's r/thathappened.

    • @matthewplays7232
      @matthewplays7232 5 лет назад

      Riiiiiiiight.

  • @lilypads17
    @lilypads17 7 лет назад +570

    Honestly why do any of Kaiba's employees put up with his shit?
    "Um, hon, I have an on-call,"
    "Oh? What happened?"
    *sigh* "Mr. Kaiba is dueling some guy on top of a jet,"

    • @Alpha121198
      @Alpha121198 7 лет назад +62

      "You know this is really getting in the way of more pressing matters."
      "To be fair, it sounds like it's the fault of this week's villain with vaguely established magical powers."

    • @mel0_archive498
      @mel0_archive498 7 лет назад +60

      I mean isn't Seto the CEO? When a man signs your paychecks, you go wherever the fuck he wants you to go.
      In other words, "Screw the rules, he has money!"

    • @seanmurphy3430
      @seanmurphy3430 7 лет назад +62

      There's an exchange later in the Season 4 dub in which Dartz, using other characters as human shields, asks Kaiba if he's really okay with destroying an innocent soul, to which he responds, and I quote, "Nah. As the president of a major corporation, I have to do that every day."

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 7 лет назад +4

      fear

    • @pugpugsly2829
      @pugpugsly2829 7 лет назад +1

      RachieRach TheFabulous thatd be so fucking cool

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja 7 лет назад +24

    Kaiba screaming "YES" is one of the funniest YGO Abridged moments.

  • @davidgracias7348
    @davidgracias7348 7 лет назад +78

    "Those are your friends"
    "Then why are they so weak and useless"
    Lmao

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 5 лет назад +71

    I just realized that the snake they stumble accross on the train tracks is named "Cornelius Junior" and Dartz Boss monster snake is called Cornelius the Snake level 9, so that snake is actively that trading card spirit's child AND affiliated with the Orecalcos. Also Cornelius the Snake level 9 is a supportive dad that encourages his son to follow his Basketball career dream

    • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
      @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 3 года назад +21

      Cornelius Jr. Is actually the son of Marik's father's pet cobra that Odion killed because it bit Marik. Marik's father even mentioned that Cornelius (the cobra) loved basketball.

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 Год назад

      The plot thickens...

  • @jackcromwell5786
    @jackcromwell5786 7 лет назад +203

    I absolutely lost my shit when Kaiba was screaming as the dragons saved the plane. I nearly passed the fuck out I was laughing so hard.

    • @elizabethgutierrez820
      @elizabethgutierrez820 7 лет назад +2

      Same I am DOL

    • @Kfaircloth13457
      @Kfaircloth13457 7 лет назад +9

      Actually I was laughing so hard I pissed myself. That run of shame to the bathroom while laughing was worth it!

  • @rickxhoshinji
    @rickxhoshinji 7 лет назад +427

    12:11 I haven't laughed that hard for a YGOTAS joke in a while. Definitely one of the funniest moments ever.

    • @KatieCochran
      @KatieCochran 7 лет назад +7

      rickxhoshinji I laughed so hard omfg. XD I hurt.

    • @zerohero4359
      @zerohero4359 7 лет назад +6

      I'm not sure why it was so funny but I had to pause it just to breath

    • @citrusorange794
      @citrusorange794 7 лет назад +3

      Imagine him Seeing Kanna from dragon maid for the first time

    • @simbasorariku3
      @simbasorariku3 7 лет назад +1

      CitrusOrange Don't you mean Lucoa?

    • @canthandlethislol
      @canthandlethislol 6 лет назад

      *Hey was so happy*

  • @d4peters86
    @d4peters86 7 лет назад +16

    That part with the dragons and the plane was priceless

  • @momo55o71
    @momo55o71 6 лет назад +136

    Amelda: "This whole duel was supposed to be a metaphor for the futility of war, and how everybody loses when they choose to destroy!"
    Kaiba: "Well you got the 'futility' and 'losing' parts down."

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 5 лет назад +7

      Alister: And what is getting destroyed is me. Metaphorically. As my body will be unharmed while my soul is sealed away.

  • @mckmitte
    @mckmitte 7 лет назад +482

    Can we talk about how Mokuba clings the the handrail as he goes down the stairs, the same kid who ran across rooftops to stop people from cheating two seasons ago??
    Season four ladies and gentlemen...

    • @jessicamartin2048
      @jessicamartin2048 5 лет назад +26

      Maybe because of the wind??

    • @bibigamer502
      @bibigamer502 4 года назад +9

      In all fairness he is higher up in the air then he was in battle city so the fall and impact would be a lot worse

    • @zadenhomunculus8652
      @zadenhomunculus8652 4 года назад +14

      You're all wrong. He heard a voice downstairs and was just leaning as far as he could into the wall to see around Seto's ego.

  • @zorak950
    @zorak950 7 лет назад +63

    I'm actually legit impressed that there was a callback to Cornelius. Not every show goes out of its way to expound on a throwaway gag years after the fact, but that's just the kind of quality entertainment we've come to expect from Little Kuriboh.

  • @lhautlow
    @lhautlow 7 лет назад +215

    Holy shit I love Kaiba in the serie, funniest character in the whole YGOTAS
    Shut up Nokuba

  • @BETD911
    @BETD911 5 лет назад +87

    The Hideo Kojima line is the most underrated thing in this episode.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 5 лет назад

      Was that the guy wrote created Godzilla?

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 5 лет назад +7

      @@cunningsmile4166 Metal Gear

    • @Fedekpc
      @Fedekpc 4 года назад +2

      @@scottbecker4367 Also. The Psycho Mantis reference but I forgot the actual episode. I think it was from Season two.

  • @giovanniorellana2200
    @giovanniorellana2200 7 лет назад +709

    Take a shot every time LittleKuriboh points out something wrong with Season 4 in this Abridged Series!

    • @Lkdog
      @Lkdog 7 лет назад +51

      Fuck you I love my liver

    • @manuellara9644
      @manuellara9644 7 лет назад +30

      Giovanni Orellana I’m pretty Sure we would be died by the YGOTAS episode 64

    • @derpfantasy3311
      @derpfantasy3311 7 лет назад +23

      Giovanni Orellana m8 wed be dead by ep 62

    • @dustyfedora
      @dustyfedora 7 лет назад +24

      Giovanni Orellana that drinking game is just as dangerous as the Stephen King drinking game

    • @plplkpok
      @plplkpok 7 лет назад +11

      We'd all be dead by now...

  • @winst7765
    @winst7765 7 лет назад +29

    Tristian: “Do you know anything about me!?”
    He has a point

    • @apples6684
      @apples6684 7 лет назад

      well we do know that the sun will rise in a few hours.

  • @TaeSunWoo
    @TaeSunWoo 7 лет назад +193

    “I signed our lives away in season 1”
    I can’t with Tristan.
    Edit: wtf. Of course he’d be a parseltongue.

    • @GeoEstes
      @GeoEstes 7 лет назад +22

      His voice gives him super powers.

    • @japanrockzone1394
      @japanrockzone1394 7 лет назад +1

      Filthy Koreaboo

    • @dDeckon
      @dDeckon 7 лет назад +2

      1:22
      Joey: You Can Talk to Snakes?
      Tristan: Do You Know ANYTHING About me???

    • @spikejrb7572
      @spikejrb7572 7 лет назад +1

      But why couldn’t they go around the snake? Or throw Rex on it and use him as a bridge?

  • @heartlesscapitalist5985
    @heartlesscapitalist5985 5 лет назад +112

    "Hunger Games 2: The Divergent Maze Runner"
    Oh man, they're all the same, aren't they?

    • @zozidedodo780
      @zozidedodo780 5 лет назад +20

      War= bad
      teen protagonist = good
      enough work here folks let's stretch this bad boy into a trilogy

    • @r4nd0mguy99
      @r4nd0mguy99 9 месяцев назад

      @@zozidedodo780 Trilogy? Aren't there at least 5 Hunger Games-movies by now? Ah...Who cares? I've only watched 2 of those anyway.

  • @NotTheWheel
    @NotTheWheel 7 лет назад +169

    Goku has Ultra Instinct.
    Atem has Maximum Disdain.

    • @sakyosakho64
      @sakyosakho64 7 лет назад +3

      NotTheWheel Kaiba has money

    • @NotTheWheel
      @NotTheWheel 7 лет назад

      That was funny! Top drawer friend good job! :D

    • @Metrion77
      @Metrion77 7 лет назад +1

      Broly has maximum power
      Yami has maximum disdain
      King has maximum overdrive
      Fight to the death

  • @fizzles5
    @fizzles5 7 лет назад +207

    Kaiba episodes are always the best

  • @wheelotime2581
    @wheelotime2581 7 лет назад +54

    Damn this is Kaiba''s episode, he won a duel in a badass way, got saved by 3 legendary dragon and probably came 21 times on the way...

  • @dreamerofvocaloids
    @dreamerofvocaloids 4 года назад +251

    "You can talk to snakes??"
    "Do you know anything about me?!"
    Confirmed that Tristan is a parseltongue.

    • @anitanielsen1061
      @anitanielsen1061 4 года назад +17

      He's a PARSELMOUTH. PARSELTONGUE IS THE LANGUAGE

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 3 года назад +1

      @@anitanielsen1061: *I SECOND!!*