[YTP] walter white makes 5$ and dies

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  • @kidnamedfingerreal
    @kidnamedfingerreal Год назад +333

    "I will kill your wife"
    *Laughter*
    "I will kill your $5"
    *Screaming*

    • @oscarisaksson4809
      @oscarisaksson4809 Месяц назад +2

      Yeah i dont know why i find it so damn funny but 😂

  • @boubabimbo
    @boubabimbo 3 года назад +1667

    “i shit my pants when i should’ve gone to the bathroom. i’ll never make that mistake again.” pure poetry bravo vince

    • @MoeLester_Jr
      @MoeLester_Jr 2 года назад +47

      Vravvvoo 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ince 😎😎

    • @Ihavehadmanynames7779
      @Ihavehadmanynames7779 2 года назад +17

      Just the way he says it it’s perfect

    • @seneca4134
      @seneca4134 2 года назад +12

      GLABO SHINCE!!!!!!!!!!

    • @belkYT
      @belkYT 2 года назад +3

      So moral of the story..

    • @bruhboy494
      @bruhboy494 Год назад +4

      4:36

  • @mysoremariner
    @mysoremariner Год назад +440

    "I was terrible at criminal defense, I'm more of a Masturbation Guy" - Saul Goodman

  • @CozyVemgeance
    @CozyVemgeance Год назад +137

    Walter working at a burger shack for 5 dollars a year and can’t quit or he’ll be instantly killed is such an existentially horrifying joke

    • @MilkyWayGrump
      @MilkyWayGrump Месяц назад +6

      That's not a joke, that's literally just modern Capitalism

    • @producedby3am344
      @producedby3am344 8 дней назад +1

      @@MilkyWayGrumpyou could also become the owner that’s the beauty of capitalism. Hell you could even start your own restaurant

  • @mattarcher8103
    @mattarcher8103 2 года назад +443

    4:18 "My partner, B I G B O Y, was real small."

    • @StitchPen
      @StitchPen 2 года назад +53

      And he just stood there for a while, with shit in his pants, and it just rubbed me wrong.

    • @belkYT
      @belkYT 2 года назад +38

      And I told him.. “Go to the bathroom”. So moral of the story is...

    • @tf2freakshow870
      @tf2freakshow870 2 года назад +40

      I shat my pants, when i should have gotten to the bathroom

    • @V1VISECT6
      @V1VISECT6 Год назад +33

      I'll never make that mistake again.

    • @oolooo
      @oolooo Год назад +2

      Like Little John .Ironic name .

  • @numberneinlarge9965
    @numberneinlarge9965 2 года назад +703

    “Why are the blue?” Is the single funniest line in breaking bad

    • @icelandiccubicle3418
      @icelandiccubicle3418 2 года назад +83

      "Hey why don't we all just... relax?" slayed me too

    • @dreamsprayanimation
      @dreamsprayanimation 2 года назад +23

      It may be blue but it’s the bomb.

    • @krizdow757
      @krizdow757 2 года назад +9

      "Beans !?!? ........... Beans"
      is better i think

    • @scottbradford4130
      @scottbradford4130 Год назад +1

      Lmao came looking for this comment and was gonna put it up if it wasn't here

    • @lovelycat5674
      @lovelycat5674 Год назад +11

      "Get off the toilet"

  • @marshallevans8492
    @marshallevans8492 2 года назад +279

    6:52
    "A knock opens it's shut and gets door and you think that of guy?!...No, I am..me."
    LMAO!!

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 5 месяцев назад +10

      I am STUPID

  • @michael_m38
    @michael_m38 2 года назад +275

    “There is no your half there is only my $5” that made me spit out my food jesse was pissed at walt lol

    • @alexanderm3504
      @alexanderm3504 2 года назад +30

      Hey. Why don't we all just. Relax....

  • @cure5626
    @cure5626 2 года назад +248

    "You're gonna call your mommy or your second mommy"
    LMAO

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 2 года назад +7

      Really thought he’d go for another mommy after that one lol

    • @tf2freakshow870
      @tf2freakshow870 2 года назад +13

      Lesbians.

    • @imakecrappyvideos9360
      @imakecrappyvideos9360 Год назад

      Saul is very open minded i guess. Absolutely a scumbag, but open minded.

    • @cure5626
      @cure5626 Год назад +31

      @@imakecrappyvideos9360 I'm glad saul is an ally

    • @mrfox9090
      @mrfox9090 Год назад +7

      @@cure5626 Saul Allyman (?)

  • @projectlifedog1459
    @projectlifedog1459 3 года назад +459

    "I am not the danger Skyler. I am in danger."
    OOOOH NOOOO I CAN'T EVEN 🤣

    • @ligmaemperor7064
      @ligmaemperor7064 3 года назад +90

      A knock opens his shot and gets door and you think that of guy? No, I am me!

    • @mathiaswilhelm1902
      @mathiaswilhelm1902 2 года назад +10

      That’s what he says in the show tho

    • @silentvega2004
      @silentvega2004 2 года назад +5

      @@mathiaswilhelm1902 no it's the other way around

    • @mathiaswilhelm1902
      @mathiaswilhelm1902 2 года назад

      @@silentvega2004 😅

  • @RunJVHRun
    @RunJVHRun 3 года назад +277

    "A knock opens it's shut and gets door and you think that of guy?"

  • @ChevyboyCaprice_
    @ChevyboyCaprice_ 3 месяца назад +18

    We had Fring 👨🏾‍🏫
    We had a lab 🔬
    We had a bathroom 🚽
    We had a clock ⏰

  • @adilblack8950
    @adilblack8950 3 года назад +468

    Me looking at the like button:
    "Why are you blue?"

    • @James-mq5lf
      @James-mq5lf 2 года назад +49

      You're going to prison

    • @Angel101_16
      @Angel101_16 Год назад +5

      @@James-mq5lf *Breaking Bad theme starts playing*

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly Год назад +10

      @@James-mq5lf Why don't we all just, uh... relax?

    • @JinkmanPesse316
      @JinkmanPesse316 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@BananaPhoPhilly Five Dollars

  • @peaceking7526
    @peaceking7526 2 года назад +153

    I’ll never look at my $5 the same again

    • @alexanderm3504
      @alexanderm3504 2 года назад +18

      Why ARE YoU BluE

    • @tf2freakshow870
      @tf2freakshow870 Год назад

      5$?! How did you make all that money?! You must be drug dealing!

    • @AshleysBrother
      @AshleysBrother Год назад +14

      "there's no your half there's only my $5"

    • @Niagaranobs
      @Niagaranobs 3 месяца назад +2

      Why don't we all just relax?

  • @elctrik9243
    @elctrik9243 Год назад +45

    6:52 *”a knock opens it’s shot and get’s door you think that of guy? no, i am me.”*

    • @angelprado2845
      @angelprado2845 3 месяца назад +2

      Then it cuts to her confused face😂

  • @jokerraton8183
    @jokerraton8183 2 года назад +124

    “If you wanna make more money and uhh make more money…you’re going to prison”
    Valuable words of advice

    • @MorshuGayming
      @MorshuGayming 2 года назад +18

      Actually describes Walt's journey well

  • @FlyingDutchGirl1998
    @FlyingDutchGirl1998 2 года назад +539

    The part where it was closing in on Walt’s ass with hank saying “got an ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry” had me absolutely dying 💀

    • @jerbsherb4391
      @jerbsherb4391 2 года назад +17

      OMG, I am so happy that there are girls watch YTPs. I show this to my sister and she called me stupid 🥲

    • @maddygreenb
      @maddygreenb 2 года назад +8

      @@jerbsherb4391 … what

    • @maddygreenb
      @maddygreenb 2 года назад +1

      @Heisenberg in Front of a ocean no it’s not 🤣

    • @jerbsherb4391
      @jerbsherb4391 2 года назад +2

      @@maddygreenb She doesn't understand my humor :(

    • @belkYT
      @belkYT 2 года назад

      When?

  • @imafs1
    @imafs1 7 месяцев назад +9

    Don’t look at me, look at him

  • @ihavehopeforu
    @ihavehopeforu 2 года назад +29

    "YOU NEVER FIGURED OUT HOW TO KNOW"

  • @kylethornton4012
    @kylethornton4012 Год назад +39

    "What is this shit?"
    "It's a bomb"
    Directed by Vince Gilligan

  • @SurfRaichu
    @SurfRaichu 3 года назад +380

    why is this so fucking underrated, I haven't had such a good laugh in a long while.

    • @judydodd3673
      @judydodd3673 3 года назад +27

      Why are you blue?

    • @SurfRaichu
      @SurfRaichu 3 года назад +7

      @@judydodd3673 I literally am xD

    • @treasalynam8940
      @treasalynam8940 2 года назад +8

      I know i was thinking...... i nearly died when he said "theres only my 5 dollars" XD

  • @BeingTheBear
    @BeingTheBear 2 года назад +95

    “Why are you blue!?” Is one of my favorite lines of the series. Glad it was properly used here.

  • @jimthegentleman2446
    @jimthegentleman2446 2 года назад +62

    "I promise you this, you are going to prison"

  • @krockettz3231
    @krockettz3231 3 года назад +154

    4:37 we’ve all been there once in our lives

    • @_SoCalDude_
      @_SoCalDude_ 2 года назад +21

      "I'll never make that mistake again..."
      * A few moments later *
      "I sh!t my pants"

    • @antonikudlicki1100
      @antonikudlicki1100 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@_SoCalDude_"Are you ok with this?! Do you have anything, to say here?!"

    • @West_is_Jelqing
      @West_is_Jelqing 3 месяца назад

      Many times 😢

  • @UncannyValleyVideos
    @UncannyValleyVideos 2 года назад +46

    "We had a good thing! We had a lab, we had a bathroom..."

  • @olplainface1299
    @olplainface1299 2 года назад +28

    "I am speaking to Hank. Hank you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Hank you're my big man!!!"

  • @chuckmcgilll
    @chuckmcgilll 2 года назад +193

    This channel is a hidden gem I've not laughed this hard to a ytp before

    • @sahilchopra9681
      @sahilchopra9681 2 года назад +8

      nah fr tho

    • @youresoold1216
      @youresoold1216 2 года назад +15

      When chuck comes and comments you know it’s good stuff.

    • @ilyasworld2035
      @ilyasworld2035 2 года назад +12

      How is chuck using a phone

    • @chuckmcgilll
      @chuckmcgilll 2 года назад +29

      @@ilyasworld2035 I always told you I'd get better you just never believed me

    • @ilyasworld2035
      @ilyasworld2035 2 года назад

      @@chuckmcgilll nice argument , unfortunately
      There a gas lantern on your desk

  • @Maw0
    @Maw0 2 года назад +106

    As someone who has seen Breaking Bad 327 times, I can tell you that this is a perfect summarization of the series, and you don't need to watch 1 more frame.

    • @ross6883
      @ross6883 2 года назад +14

      You ok with this?
      You got anything to say here?

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 2 года назад +9

      @@ross6883 Nope. Everything is perfect.

  • @BillPhurnell
    @BillPhurnell 2 года назад +39

    Mike saying "big boy" will never get old

  • @looker999997
    @looker999997 3 месяца назад +6

    This is just BB with massive deflation.

  • @MadelineSawyer
    @MadelineSawyer 2 года назад +120

    "Why don't we all, uh, relax" calmly playing over the intense Ozymandias knife fight

    • @i-ate-bread
      @i-ate-bread 2 года назад +15

      i'm making dinner

    • @tk-5268
      @tk-5268 2 года назад +15

      @@i-ate-bread Pizza

    • @i-ate-bread
      @i-ate-bread 2 года назад +12

      @@tk-5268 i'm making dinner

    • @tk-5268
      @tk-5268 2 года назад +12

      @@i-ate-bread pizza

    • @i-ate-bread
      @i-ate-bread 2 года назад +11

      @@tk-5268 i'm making dinner

  • @morgan3589
    @morgan3589 3 года назад +177

    The sound when Tuco gets hit with the rock LOL

  • @ratking6730
    @ratking6730 2 месяца назад +4

    'a knock opens its shot and gets door and you think that of guy' bravo vince

  • @guy_th18
    @guy_th18 2 года назад +66

    the part where Gus choreographs his henchmen and Jesse for no discernable reason other than to fuck with Jesse just slays me

  • @TomTheSaintsGuy
    @TomTheSaintsGuy 2 года назад +27

    "Hey, why don't we all just...relax, huh?"

  • @michaeldoyle8893
    @michaeldoyle8893 Год назад +30

    Walt driving with a smile on his face and smashing into the dealers has to be one of the funniest parts

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 2 года назад +24

    “I will give the best masturbation money can buy” lol

  • @angrybirdcoolerofsomething4316
    @angrybirdcoolerofsomething4316 Год назад +38

    2:19
    Jesse: "I just need my half of the money and I'll go."
    Walter: "Your half? There is no your half of the money! There's only my FIVE DOLLARS."

  • @D1sc0rd-
    @D1sc0rd- 2 года назад +12

    I showed my friend breaking bad and I’m even more excited to start better call saul with them, but honestly the excitement plateaus when I’ll finally be able to show them the final series, this channel

  • @Fajowski50
    @Fajowski50 11 месяцев назад +8

    This had me in tears. One of the best YTPs I’ve ever seen

  • @rectoplasmic4630
    @rectoplasmic4630 2 года назад +48

    4:17 this part has me dying. "you remember him? My partner- BIG boy. He was real small"

  • @tee-bird-10
    @tee-bird-10 7 месяцев назад +6

    The question still remains…
    Why are you blue?

  • @miffedmax6775
    @miffedmax6775 3 года назад +229

    Tuco gave walt a bag full of money and it apparently amounts to $5, I didn't know this was set in Venezuela

  • @deedeeandfamily8678
    @deedeeandfamily8678 2 года назад +18

    “You were never grateful for anything I did for my five dollars.”

  • @Ilovewashers
    @Ilovewashers 2 года назад +107

    clearly in this YTP of Breaking Bad there was a massive deflation and every dollar bill seen actually equals 1 cent, and then at 9:12 the value dropped even further and every bill was only worth 1/25th of a Penny, that's why Walter keeps saying "$5".

    • @_SoCalDude_
      @_SoCalDude_ 2 года назад +1

      Breaking Bad set in Weimar Germany. They are actually manufacturing Pervitin

  • @snakesbrandcereal
    @snakesbrandcereal 2 года назад +153

    "Don't look at him! Look at me"
    "Don't look at me! Look at him"
    "Don't look at him! Look at me"
    "Bring them back"
    "Wait outside"
    "Don't look at me! Look at him"
    "No"
    Fuckin dead 🤣🤣

  • @jetpond7904
    @jetpond7904 2 года назад +16

    2:18 you had a good opportunity to say “I just need my half of the money and I’ll *know* “

  • @koosalakoopakoop8388
    @koosalakoopakoop8388 12 дней назад +1

    every time I come back to this I find something else to fixate on the whole time and laugh at, this is the crown jewel of ytps

  • @Shawn_Babcock
    @Shawn_Babcock 2 года назад +47

    6:41
    Walt accidentally tells the truth to Skyler

  • @nav5738
    @nav5738 3 года назад +74

    This is very funny lmao. Especially the Saul and Brandon Brandon part.

  • @Undefined9
    @Undefined9 2 года назад +131

    "The moral of the story is I shit my pants when I shoulda went to the bathroom; I'll never make that mistake again."
    Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Chris-vl1fn
    @Chris-vl1fn 2 года назад +48

    "Here we go, public masturbation"
    "Allegedly"
    "Good luck arguing that in court"
    😂😂

    • @Artificer_
      @Artificer_ 7 месяцев назад +2

      so says Brandon Brandon

  • @brennanscarpello9453
    @brennanscarpello9453 3 года назад +81

    A masterpiece of our times

    • @Laireso
      @Laireso 3 года назад +11

      Why are you blue?!

  • @ethonzianch129
    @ethonzianch129 7 месяцев назад +6

    "a knock opens his shot and gets door and you think that of guy? no , i am me." 5 way word swap, caught me sooo off guard good stuff lol

  • @mhd9893
    @mhd9893 2 года назад +30

    "maybe now you'll use your damn mouth" that was brilliant lmao

  • @tylerheard6100
    @tylerheard6100 2 года назад +19

    Jessie-choking the life out of Walt
    Walt-hey why don’t we all just relax

  • @vanillavitch_
    @vanillavitch_ Год назад +44

    1:48 The cut to Tuco throwing Jesse out of a door made me burst out laughing. Keep making these please

  • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
    @DRSTRANGELOVEIN Год назад +5

    “You don’t know, you know why you don’t know? Because you don’t know! That’s it, you don’t know! You never learned how to know!”

  • @H20No
    @H20No 3 года назад +35

    Why are you blue?

  • @heartcatchprecure
    @heartcatchprecure Год назад +8

    why dont we all just relax huh

  • @volnartheunforgiving3952
    @volnartheunforgiving3952 2 года назад +8

    Saul and Badger's conversation was great

  • @jeremytessier5316
    @jeremytessier5316 2 года назад +57

    The liberal use of "Why are you blue?!" in this is amazing hahaha

  • @pastapirate
    @pastapirate 2 года назад +8

    Calling it now, the last episode of Better Call Saul will finally reveal why Jesse is blue

  • @parkthata3208
    @parkthata3208 2 года назад +12

    A guy making 5 dollars and dying is too graphic for RUclips

  • @Solid_Hank
    @Solid_Hank 2 месяца назад +3

    Why don't be all just... Relax, eh?

  • @itsshrimp91
    @itsshrimp91 Год назад +18

    6:57 "I am... me"
    That line gave me absolute chills; my mind a swimming pool of emotions as Walter broke the bad and told Skylar what he really was.... himself.

  • @_SoCalDude_
    @_SoCalDude_ 2 года назад +30

    4:45 - 5:35 My man Gus with the God-Tier mind games

  • @cowboy-e-girl
    @cowboy-e-girl Год назад +2

    perfect breaking bad story summary. "Why are you BLUE?"/10

  • @cure5626
    @cure5626 2 года назад +7

    "a knock opens his shot and gets door and you think that of guy? no, i am me" - walnut wheat

  • @souperdouper
    @souperdouper 3 месяца назад +3

    hey why don't we all just......... relax, huh?

    • @c_jacket
      @c_jacket 18 дней назад +1

      why are you blue

  • @StormCentral1998
    @StormCentral1998 Год назад +3

    Walt just wanted the 5 dollars for his family

  • @changedacclol
    @changedacclol Год назад +3

    “why are you blue”

  • @tigerbot23
    @tigerbot23 2 года назад +4

    “Guess I got -- Five Dollars!”

  • @overkilled653
    @overkilled653 5 месяцев назад +2

    The title *alone* managed to send me into fits of hyena-like laughter. 🤣

  • @JTguitarlessons
    @JTguitarlessons 2 года назад +51

    "My partner says you're STUPID" I laughed so hard! This is a really good one. "Why are you blue?" Kept getting me lol. That's a line that nobody has really used, so great job with the originality!

    • @ocdemon8999
      @ocdemon8999 2 года назад +2

      also "why dont we just.. eh... relax, huh?"

  • @mago_malvado96
    @mago_malvado96 Год назад +2

    Alt Title:
    The Entirety of Breaking Bad in 12 minutes and 31 seconds, but funni.

  • @user-yv1bf4rx7r
    @user-yv1bf4rx7r 2 года назад +6

    Bravo Vince. Really made me wonder why I am blue.

  • @SuperBuildsInMC
    @SuperBuildsInMC 2 года назад +3

    "a knock opens his shot and gets door, and you think that of guy?! No, I am me!"

  • @saratc660
    @saratc660 2 года назад +6

    “I am not the danger
    I am *in danger* “

  • @diatomicfool
    @diatomicfool 3 года назад +60

    4:03 I laughed so hard 😂

  • @lavilimp
    @lavilimp 2 года назад +12

    Questions Walt never lived to see the answer of:
    - Who’s giving his peepee the succ?
    - WHY ARE U BLUE??
    - What to do with $5??
    - Why doesn’t everyone just relax?
    Also, masturbation is such a heinous crime even Saul can’t bail you out from prison

  • @夢-n4g
    @夢-n4g 2 года назад +9

    5:49 IM CRYING

  • @DylanGroh
    @DylanGroh Год назад +18

    I would gladly pay $5 to see more of this

  • @skinnykiddou
    @skinnykiddou 3 года назад +17

    Laughed hard at this masterpiece, thanks!

  • @Louis13XIII
    @Louis13XIII 2 года назад +6

    This video deserves its own spin-off

  • @AntiHero-fl6pe
    @AntiHero-fl6pe 2 года назад +5

    WHY ARE YOU BLUE

  • @tadastadas81
    @tadastadas81 2 года назад +7

    Why dont we all just.. relax huh?

  • @mecyskazimierascaponka3399
    @mecyskazimierascaponka3399 2 года назад +9

    You got anything to say here?
    Why are you blue?

  • @TheAmazingSpider-Man
    @TheAmazingSpider-Man Год назад +4

    5:47 had me in tears..

  • @GronGrinder
    @GronGrinder Год назад +11

    "Why are you blue" has got to be dumbest fucking thing ever. It's so funny.

  • @Shawn_Babcock
    @Shawn_Babcock 2 года назад +6

    2:00
    That fucking bonk got me

  • @TheHaxelrode
    @TheHaxelrode 2 года назад +2

    Man this is one of the best ytps i ever wathced subbeddddd

  • @karazimsabour7899
    @karazimsabour7899 2 года назад +6

    The title alone had me laughing

  • @projectmayhem4376
    @projectmayhem4376 2 года назад +4

    Walter walter walter walter walter

  • @25Pignite
    @25Pignite 2 года назад +5

    7:17 vs 7:23 what would you be more worried about?

  • @roostermcscratch9060
    @roostermcscratch9060 3 года назад +38

    Uncle jacks face at 10:27 😂😂

  • @gelnox
    @gelnox 2 года назад +2

    This is a masterpiece

  • @xJoe90
    @xJoe90 2 года назад +2

    this is the best breaking bad ytp i've seen and i've seen a lot

  • @ShnobbsReal
    @ShnobbsReal 2 года назад +2

    Waltuh calls everyone stupid.

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo Год назад +3

    6:42 Very accurate to the show , really .