@@oscarisaksson4809 I mean, I haven't really had luck with girlfriends lately at all. Like oh no, I lost my ex girlfriend. But my 5 dollars. Like fuck man I worked hard for that shit. And then like walter here, it sure does feel like I am going to have 5 dollars to my name when I die lol. I dunno. Dark humour. Don't take what I said to cereally. I just want to be like heisenberg and have like 5 billion dollars.
@@producedby3am344 This right here is absolutely delusional thinking. First of all, most people will never have that opportunity no matter how hard they work (because that isn't how you get successful) That's the reality of any system that requires an underclass. The lucky few who are allowed to, or are sociopathic enough to step on their fellow human beings to climb the ladder are then lauded and constantly highlighted in the media so people think about it the way you do and continue to let themselves get exploited. Second, just because someone below you could also become a manipulative abusive parasite doesn't legitimize one's immoral or amoral actions in any way. They are still wrong, always have been, and always will be. And thirdly, any society where success is measured by said ruthlessness and cruelty towards their peers is a doomed society. No matter how much people try to convince you that A. It works, and B. It's the only system that works whilst maintaining personal freedoms (which it objectively doesn't by the way. These two western tenets have always been in direct conflict) it is still unstable and unsustainable, requiring literal bouts of authoritarianism, bailouts and other methods of putting thumbs on the scale merely to keep from completely collapsing under it's own weight.
As someone who has seen Breaking Bad 327 times, I can tell you that this is a perfect summarization of the series, and you don't need to watch 1 more frame.
clearly in this YTP of Breaking Bad there was a massive deflation and every dollar bill seen actually equals 1 cent, and then at 9:12 the value dropped even further and every bill was only worth 1/25th of a Penny, that's why Walter keeps saying "$5".
"Don't look at him! Look at me" "Don't look at me! Look at him" "Don't look at him! Look at me" "Bring them back" "Wait outside" "Don't look at me! Look at him" "No" Fuckin dead 🤣🤣
I showed my friend breaking bad and I’m even more excited to start better call saul with them, but honestly the excitement plateaus when I’ll finally be able to show them the final series, this channel
6:57 "I am... me" That line gave me absolute chills; my mind a swimming pool of emotions as Walter broke the bad and told Skylar what he really was.... himself.
I used to be a big boy. This one piece of shit that I will never forget. My partner, he looked like my wife, you remember him? No. Anyway, my partner, *b i g b o y*, was real small. And he just stood there for a while, with shit in his pants, and it just rubbed me wrong. And I told him, go to the bathroom. Hmm. Moral of the story is, I shit my pants when I should've gone to the bathroom. I'll never make that mistake again.
"My partner says you're STUPID" I laughed so hard! This is a really good one. "Why are you blue?" Kept getting me lol. That's a line that nobody has really used, so great job with the originality!
Questions Walt never lived to see the answer of: - Who’s giving his peepee the succ? - WHY ARE U BLUE?? - What to do with $5?? - Why doesn’t everyone just relax? Also, masturbation is such a heinous crime even Saul can’t bail you out from prison
"Do you know how much i make a year? $5 dollars. Do you know how much hamburguers i make a year? I mean even if I tould you wouldn't believe it. You know what would happen if i suddenly i decided to stop going into work? I get shot, i dissapear, i decist to exist. I'm not the danger, i am in danger. A knock open his shot and get's door. And you think of a guy? No. I am me...
“i shit my pants when i should’ve gone to the bathroom. i’ll never make that mistake again.” pure poetry bravo vince
Vravvvoo 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ince 😎😎
Just the way he says it it’s perfect
GLABO SHINCE!!!!!!!!!!
So moral of the story..
4:36
"I will kill your wife"
*Laughter*
"I will kill your $5"
*Screaming*
Yeah i dont know why i find it so damn funny but 😂
@@oscarisaksson4809 I mean, I haven't really had luck with girlfriends lately at all. Like oh no, I lost my ex girlfriend.
But my 5 dollars. Like fuck man I worked hard for that shit. And then like walter here, it sure does feel like I am going to have 5 dollars to my name when I die lol. I dunno. Dark humour. Don't take what I said to cereally.
I just want to be like heisenberg and have like 5 billion dollars.
"I was terrible at criminal defense, I'm more of a Masturbation Guy" - Saul Goodman
Slip In, Jimmy
Gene takeadic 💀
jerkin' jimmy
This really slips my Jimmy
We had Fring 👨🏾🏫
We had a lab 🔬
We had a bathroom 🚽
We had a clock ⏰
We had a BIG BOY
@@GratedSofayes
We had a blender
Don’t look at me, look at him
Don't look at him, look at me
@@olplainface1299 Dont' look at me, look at him!
Mike:"I shit my pants!"@@Swede1523
“Why are the blue?” Is the single funniest line in breaking bad
"Hey why don't we all just... relax?" slayed me too
It may be blue but it’s the bomb.
"Beans !?!? ........... Beans"
is better i think
Lmao came looking for this comment and was gonna put it up if it wasn't here
"Get off the toilet"
4:18 "My partner, B I G B O Y, was real small."
And he just stood there for a while, with shit in his pants, and it just rubbed me wrong.
And I told him.. “Go to the bathroom”. So moral of the story is...
I shat my pants, when i should have gotten to the bathroom
I'll never make that mistake again.
Like Little John .Ironic name .
6:52
"A knock opens it's shut and gets door and you think that of guy?!...No, I am..me."
LMAO!!
I am STUPID
“There is no your half there is only my $5” that made me spit out my food jesse was pissed at walt lol
Hey. Why don't we all just. Relax....
You are a pathetic JUNKIE!
Walter working at a burger shack for 5 dollars a year and can’t quit or he’ll be instantly killed is such an existentially horrifying joke
That's not a joke, that's literally just modern Capitalism
@@MilkyWayGrumpyou could also become the owner that’s the beauty of capitalism. Hell you could even start your own restaurant
@@producedby3am344Absolutely delusional thinking.
@@producedby3am344 This right here is absolutely delusional thinking.
First of all, most people will never have that opportunity no matter how hard they work (because that isn't how you get successful) That's the reality of any system that requires an underclass. The lucky few who are allowed to, or are sociopathic enough to step on their fellow human beings to climb the ladder are then lauded and constantly highlighted in the media so people think about it the way you do and continue to let themselves get exploited.
Second, just because someone below you could also become a manipulative abusive parasite doesn't legitimize one's immoral or amoral actions in any way. They are still wrong, always have been, and always will be.
And thirdly, any society where success is measured by said ruthlessness and cruelty towards their peers is a doomed society. No matter how much people try to convince you that A. It works, and B. It's the only system that works whilst maintaining personal freedoms (which it objectively doesn't by the way. These two western tenets have always been in direct conflict) it is still unstable and unsustainable, requiring literal bouts of authoritarianism, bailouts and other methods of putting thumbs on the scale merely to keep from completely collapsing under it's own weight.
Me looking at the like button:
"Why are you blue?"
You're going to prison
@@James-mq5lf *Breaking Bad theme starts playing*
@@James-mq5lf Why don't we all just, uh... relax?
@@BananaPhoPhilly Five Dollars
"You're gonna call your mommy or your second mommy"
LMAO
Really thought he’d go for another mommy after that one lol
Lesbians.
Saul is very open minded i guess. Absolutely a scumbag, but open minded.
@@imakecrappyvideos9360 I'm glad saul is an ally
@@cure5626 Saul Allyman (?)
"I am not the danger Skyler. I am in danger."
OOOOH NOOOO I CAN'T EVEN 🤣
A knock opens his shot and gets door and you think that of guy? No, I am me!
That’s what he says in the show tho
@@mathiaswilhelm1902 no it's the other way around
@@silentvega2004 😅
"A knock opens it's shut and gets door and you think that of guy?"
no, i am me
Why are you blue
6:52
...
I am stupid.
Why are you yellow?
The part where it was closing in on Walt’s ass with hank saying “got an ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry” had me absolutely dying 💀
OMG, I am so happy that there are girls watch YTPs. I show this to my sister and she called me stupid 🥲
@@jerbsherb4391 … what
@Heisenberg in Front of a ocean no it’s not 🤣
@@maddygreenb She doesn't understand my humor :(
When?
I’ll never look at my $5 the same again
Why ARE YoU BluE
5$?! How did you make all that money?! You must be drug dealing!
"there's no your half there's only my $5"
Why don't we all just relax?
“If you wanna make more money and uhh make more money…you’re going to prison”
Valuable words of advice
Actually describes Walt's journey well
6:52 *”a knock opens it’s shot and get’s door you think that of guy? no, i am me.”*
Then it cuts to her confused face😂
"YOU NEVER FIGURED OUT HOW TO KNOW"
Daz dip
I just need the half of my money and I'll go!
why is this so fucking underrated, I haven't had such a good laugh in a long while.
Why are you blue?
@@judydodd3673 I literally am xD
I know i was thinking...... i nearly died when he said "theres only my 5 dollars" XD
"What is this shit?"
"It's a bomb"
Directed by Vince Gilligan
This channel is a hidden gem I've not laughed this hard to a ytp before
nah fr tho
When chuck comes and comments you know it’s good stuff.
How is chuck using a phone
@@ilyasworld2035 I always told you I'd get better you just never believed me
@@ChuckMcgilll nice argument , unfortunately
There a gas lantern on your desk
"I promise you this, you are going to prison"
2:19
Jesse: "I just need my half of the money and I'll go."
Walter: "Your half? There is no your half of the money! There's only my FIVE DOLLARS."
The sound when Tuco gets hit with the rock LOL
*cries in minerals*
Jesus Marie, They’re minerals!
@@Agheel minerals for criminals
7:42
As someone who has seen Breaking Bad 327 times, I can tell you that this is a perfect summarization of the series, and you don't need to watch 1 more frame.
You ok with this?
You got anything to say here?
@@ross6883 Nope. Everything is perfect.
Mr White you wanna weigh in?
“Why are you blue!?” Is one of my favorite lines of the series. Glad it was properly used here.
The question still remains…
Why are you blue?
clearly in this YTP of Breaking Bad there was a massive deflation and every dollar bill seen actually equals 1 cent, and then at 9:12 the value dropped even further and every bill was only worth 1/25th of a Penny, that's why Walter keeps saying "$5".
Breaking Bad set in Weimar Germany. They are actually manufacturing Pervitin
4:37 we’ve all been there once in our lives
"I'll never make that mistake again..."
* A few moments later *
"I sh!t my pants"
@@_SoCalDude_"Are you ok with this?! Do you have anything, to say here?!"
Many times 😢
"Why don't we all, uh, relax" calmly playing over the intense Ozymandias knife fight
i'm making dinner
@@i-ate-bread Pizza
@@tk-5268 i'm making dinner
@@i-ate-bread pizza
@@tk-5268 i'm making dinner
4:17 this part has me dying. "you remember him? My partner- BIG boy. He was real small"
Im beginning to feel like walter can only count to five and he doesn't understand he has thousands of dollars
Billions! With a B!
Mike saying "big boy" will never get old
the part where Gus choreographs his henchmen and Jesse for no discernable reason other than to fuck with Jesse just slays me
“I will give the best masturbation money can buy” lol
4:35 Mike's catchphrases across all Breaking Bad YTPs tend to be "I shit my pants" and "I don't care"
every time I come back to this I find something else to fixate on the whole time and laugh at, this is the crown jewel of ytps
Tuco gave walt a bag full of money and it apparently amounts to $5, I didn't know this was set in Venezuela
XD
Venesualan Breaking Bad
Patrimonio que cualquier venezolano sueña con tener equisde (incluyendomesaquenmedevenezuelaporfavor)
It’s worse, it’s money from the Weimar Republic
British pounds too
"Don't look at him! Look at me"
"Don't look at me! Look at him"
"Don't look at him! Look at me"
"Bring them back"
"Wait outside"
"Don't look at me! Look at him"
"No"
Fuckin dead 🤣🤣
1:48 The cut to Tuco throwing Jesse out of a door made me burst out laughing. Keep making these please
Hey why dint we all just relax..
I'm relax
Heisenberg says “Relax.”
I showed my friend breaking bad and I’m even more excited to start better call saul with them, but honestly the excitement plateaus when I’ll finally be able to show them the final series, this channel
This is very funny lmao. Especially the Saul and Brandon Brandon part.
Brandon Brandon and his 2 mommies
Walt driving with a smile on his face and smashing into the dealers has to be one of the funniest parts
"The moral of the story is I shit my pants when I shoulda went to the bathroom; I'll never make that mistake again."
Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Here we go, public masturbation"
"Allegedly"
"Good luck arguing that in court"
😂😂
so says Brandon Brandon
These are the best things to happen to Breaking Bad since Breaking Bad
6:57 "I am... me"
That line gave me absolute chills; my mind a swimming pool of emotions as Walter broke the bad and told Skylar what he really was.... himself.
why are you blue?
@@judydodd3673what did you say?
Do you have anything to say here?!
@@judydodd3673
"We had a good thing! We had a lab, we had a bathroom..."
Hah, W H A O W
We had a *B I G B O Y*
2:18 you had a good opportunity to say “I just need my half of the money and I’ll *know* “
Theirs only my 5 dollars
“You were never grateful for anything I did for my five dollars.”
I used to be a big boy. This one piece of shit that I will never forget. My partner, he looked like my wife, you remember him?
No.
Anyway, my partner, *b i g b o y*, was real small. And he just stood there for a while, with shit in his pants, and it just rubbed me wrong. And I told him, go to the bathroom.
Hmm.
Moral of the story is, I shit my pants when I should've gone to the bathroom. I'll never make that mistake again.
A masterpiece of our times
Why are you blue?!
"maybe now you'll use your damn mouth" that was brilliant lmao
Jessie-choking the life out of Walt
Walt-hey why don’t we all just relax
6:41
Walt accidentally tells the truth to Skyler
"My partner says you're STUPID" I laughed so hard! This is a really good one. "Why are you blue?" Kept getting me lol. That's a line that nobody has really used, so great job with the originality!
also "why dont we just.. eh... relax, huh?"
"A knock opens his shot and gets door"💀
4:45 - 5:35 My man Gus with the God-Tier mind games
Yeah
Questions Walt never lived to see the answer of:
- Who’s giving his peepee the succ?
- WHY ARE U BLUE??
- What to do with $5??
- Why doesn’t everyone just relax?
Also, masturbation is such a heinous crime even Saul can’t bail you out from prison
A guy making 5 dollars and dying is too graphic for RUclips
"Hey, why don't we all just...relax, huh?"
Calling it now, the last episode of Better Call Saul will finally reveal why Jesse is blue
6:52 this part gave me a stroke lmfao
"Don't look at him, look at me"
"Don't look at me, look at him"
Cop instructions be like
"a knock opens his shot and gets door and you think that of guy? no, i am me" - walnut wheat
Laughed hard at this masterpiece, thanks!
This had me in tears. One of the best YTPs I’ve ever seen
The liberal use of "Why are you blue?!" in this is amazing hahaha
“Public masturbation”
“Allegedly”
That caught me off guard
Man this is one of the best ytps i ever wathced subbeddddd
Why are you blue?
Dabadee dabadie
I used to be a big boy
You got anything to say here?
Why are you blue?
perfect breaking bad story summary. "Why are you BLUE?"/10
Man every time he says brandon brandon I always think of blendan blandon from gravity falls.
The title *alone* managed to send me into fits of hyena-like laughter. 🤣
"Why are you blue" has got to be dumbest fucking thing ever. It's so funny.
Uncle jacks face at 10:27 😂😂
"a knock opens his shot and gets door, and you think that of guy?! No, I am me!"
I would gladly pay $5 to see more of this
I'll take two!
4:03 I laughed so hard 😂
Walt to Tuco:
Could you pay me in advance?
@@Лесовичокхороший Tuco: hahahahaha tight tight tight
Walt's character is very consistent in this one
Bravo Vince. Really made me wonder why I am blue.
This video deserves its own spin-off
5:47 had me in tears..
“I am not the danger
I am *in danger* “
This is actually the funniest thing I’ve seen in the past decade thank you so much
This is amazing Lmao XD
Good job
This deserves more attention
Why are you blue? Honestly masterpiece of a vid pls make more
5 dollars.
"Do you know how much i make a year? $5 dollars. Do you know how much hamburguers i make a year? I mean even if I tould you wouldn't believe it. You know what would happen if i suddenly i decided to stop going into work? I get shot, i dissapear, i decist to exist. I'm not the danger, i am in danger. A knock open his shot and get's door. And you think of a guy? No. I am me...
6:42 Very accurate to the show , really .
The bonk sound effect when Jesse hit Tuco had me dying 💀
bro i totally felt the vibe of the humour in this lmao, im fuckin dying lol, good job lmao xD
This is perfection, thank you
Everyone I know after I watched this video: 11:19
why don’t we all just…relax huh?
7:59 🤬: "Breaking Bad Theme"
I can't believe Walt killed Jack over 5 dollars
“You’re my big man”
Aayyyy
Splatoon