World war 3 story: It was dark times... Everyone was hopeless and waiting to die... Until The Litomatoma and the jesus come up They ordered new rules, Such as wearing cowboy hats Shouting friendly to every soldier. Sometime passes. New rules came out. “No weapons allowed in the war” And soon then, The world war ended. He is now written in the history books: “I knew a cowboy once, he knew the path to every cold heart whose mission was to destroy.”
I tried.. And it worked.. Like in solo.. I tried like for 10 matches and somehow i found a friendly guy.. I didnt team with him, i was just speaking with him and he was very friendly.. The funniest game ever!
Brian Hu darn it, I was also gonna post this too. But I watched it a day late, since a squirrel bit through my internet cord... you stole my thunder...
Hi there Litomatoma, recently I watched few of your videos. Every one of em' is just so funny and kinda heartwarming. I just wanna say thank you for making me smile. And you also made me think that PUBG isn't just a game to kill. It is to bond with others. I love you bruhhhhhhh❤😊 Well of course you wont read my comment but I just wanna say what I think of you and your videos. Again, thank you sir.
Bro Asian and European servers have seirous players mostly Wether it is ping mobile or PC You don't get to see alot of friendlies But American servers are full of fun like this..
I have just found your videos due to watching Viva La Dirt and I am not disappointed. You're hilarious, I've been going through other videos of yours as well.
this man in PUBG making memorable moments so i conlude that this games is not about skills, but how you can mingle and collaborate with the other people with different cultures in the most awesome way.. keep it up bro 💪💪 I'm a Fan
I found your channel 10mins ago and i was so sad, i had a bad day After your video i was laughing and felt good! Omg i love your channel, i subscribed hahah i love these teaming vids while you playing solo and there are a lots of funny guy out there! Don’t stop making vids! ❤️❤️❤️ love your channel ^^
“So there’s a mother, she’s pregnant with 3 triplets and the babies get shot”
Lost it right there 😂😂
Jesus is the bike😂
Lol:)
Had to leave it on 666 sorry mate
gamerzclan it’s alright
Bruh, u wrote the comment wrong, if the mother had 3 triplets, she would have 8 babies 😂
"No im just gonna sweat talk him in ... cHINESE"
*ONI CHAN*
Senpai
oHiO
OWO
Tats kete
Sweet*
"I don't think he bends that way"
"I think you mean swings"
"No, I make 'em bend"
*HAHAHAAH I'M DEAD*
this moment will never happen at PUBGM
bahrialgi fadillah why
So true
True demit
they will shot u even if ur saying "friendly 200x!"
True 😑
This is better than RUclips Rewind 2018.
Davin Putra F Everything is better than RUclips Rewind 2018
T-series ?
World war 3 story:
It was dark times...
Everyone was hopeless and waiting to die...
Until
The Litomatoma and the jesus come up
They ordered new rules,
Such as wearing cowboy hats
Shouting friendly to every soldier.
Sometime passes.
New rules came out.
“No weapons allowed in the war”
And soon then,
The world war ended.
He is now written in the history books:
“I knew a cowboy once, he knew the path to every cold heart whose mission was to destroy.”
Beautiful Story 💓
K
😂🤣🤣
Truly a story worthy of jesus ;]
It Will probably get added To the bible :) (no relegion disrespect)
When’s the bike was destroyed, 14 year old Jesus said I’m back! 🤣🤣😂😂
The Criminal XXX IM BACK
I think the kid was racist
@Ricardo Milos it was a joke
*"You're mine- well ur not mine-"*
*"You just called a 14 year old boy yours"*
....
*Gay sweating*
jajajhskahska *panicked gay *
I dont even have pubg but i still watch it
You watch it because there is nake cowboy
@Broishere fuck no
@Ádám Szabó fax
Same here
I can't download pubg mobile too cause I don't have enough ram 😿😿😿
Genzhewo (跟着我) is Chinese for "follow me". Greetings from the Philippines! Love your videos!
Siomai Rice
pancit canton
Pancit cantot
siopao
Kongkek
Litomatoma when are you going to do a face reveal:)
I support this.
😖probably never
He has before in an old video. When he showed off his doggo
All magic in these videos are this, he isnt showing face
Is face important to you?
"let us eat some chicken dinner"
..."..and watermelon"
I lost it😂😂.
Racist
@No Ye does that magically mean people can be racist cause the year?
@No Ye you're probably racist. I don't like people like you.
@No Ye the color yes
@No Ye lol k cya
"see you in jail brother"
"I ain't going back"
Omg hahahhahah😂😂
I TRIED THIS ON PUBG MOBILE...GUESS WHAT? I WAS KILLED
😂😂
Mobile is shit ,ya
I tried.. And it worked.. Like in solo.. I tried like for 10 matches and somehow i found a friendly guy.. I didnt team with him, i was just speaking with him and he was very friendly.. The funniest game ever!
@@Mitzihunt1313 nah ur iphone is shit too
@@BigSmoke-qn1oy nah Mate, i only get to find kids like u playing the mobile one cause they cant afford the steam version
“She’s pregnant with 3 triplets”...I hope u know that means 9 babies
You are the only person i still watching playing PUBG 😂😂 i love every video you upload
Another amazing video
no freckoff
Mr Green l
...
By the way, "GenZheWo" means come with me.
Yea but they slaughter the pronunciation so it doesn’t sound like that at all haha
Brian Hu darn it, I was also gonna post this too. But I watched it a day late, since a squirrel bit through my internet cord... you stole my thunder...
No it means follow me
@@mikesosavvy3349 its the same thing kid
Yo you Chinese too?
2:20 “get your translation out , it’s time “ 😂😂😂
Hi there Litomatoma, recently I watched few of your videos. Every one of em' is just so funny and kinda heartwarming. I just wanna say thank you for making me smile. And you also made me think that PUBG isn't just a game to kill. It is to bond with others. I love you bruhhhhhhh❤😊
Well of course you wont read my comment but I just wanna say what I think of you and your videos. Again, thank you sir.
Ok
Cringe.
Ziqué Pan you're good man
U gay boii
@@something1162 wtf.
"Its actually swings not bends"
"Well I make em bend" LOOOOOOOOL
Who here likes the video before watching it .
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Me
Meeeeeeeeeeee
Meeeeeeehhhh
Me because I know there always good
The lord said let there be light and so there was light 14 year old Jesus said let there be chicken dinner but there was no chicken dinner
Every single one of these dudes were so funny, I hope you somehow got to friend them afterwards bc they seem fun to play with !!
"im just gonna sweet talk him.... *whispers* chinese(whch isn't even a language)" "Oni-Chan" LMFAOOO i lost it
My depression cure is hereeeee. Love you mate
feel ya. same here
Who else is here before 1M?
Mahi Mistry me
Me
Me
Mahi Mistry
_Me_
_Kaisi ho?_
it wont take
You can call me man😂
oh boii
What's up my man 😂😂😂
@@mahidG it's a pewdiepie fan on😂
“ Onichan “ and “konichiwa”
Got me wheezing 😂💙
Try to speak chinese, end up with onichan, wtf dude😂
Nice. Cya in a few weeks.
Random Shit cya
@@xianglingisthebest1047, cya
I wish I can chat like u ..but I can't not because nobody wants be friendly in pubg
I guess you play on mobile because everybody is so serious in mobile but in pc its so fun
well i dont turn on chaf
Bro Asian and European servers have seirous players mostly
Wether it is ping mobile or PC
You don't get to see alot of friendlies
But American servers are full of fun like this..
Assalamualaikum
"gen zhe wo" means follow me HAAHHAHAA great video btw i binge watch this all the time waiting for lecture to start
Lai kongkek
I have just found your videos due to watching Viva La Dirt and I am not disappointed. You're hilarious, I've been going through other videos of yours as well.
Lol 😂🤣 so funny to see the characters move while they are talking. Sometimes that's how you get shot though 😂
Kill jesus, jesus a bike???😂😂😂😂
WTF???😂😂 amazing dudde
Yeah or the game was possessed 😂😂😂
@@galacticbeast4600 really.. possessed,
But I love litomatoma's videos😂😂😂
14 year old jesus ahaha
So who was jesus in the end?
“I knew a cowboy once, he knew the path to (%90) a cold heart whose mission was to only destroy.”
Dang how many comments did u make?
@@jacobdozier6263 hey i can make as much as i want ok?? 😛😛
@@hollow_sea I don't have a problem with it but why so many?
My precius brain has so many things to say 😎
Good enough...
U spent 399?
Ur a legend!
The pewdiepie chair!!!!!
"Onii-chan"
"Konnichiwa"
weebs channel detected lol
Bruh ur a weeb
this man in PUBG making memorable moments so i conlude that this games is not about skills, but how you can mingle and collaborate with the other people with different cultures in the most awesome way.. keep it up bro 💪💪 I'm a Fan
The first enemy-but-friendly guy talks just like Litomatoma! Illuminati?
I see you again 😃
Paras Jain lel wtfff
U r the best.....😍😍😍😍..Love from India
are u subscribed to t-series?
Unsubscribe from t-series okay!1!
T-SERIES USE SUBBOTING
Youre the indian cheater right? Forsaken-?
I have subscribed to pewdiepie also
I'm curious of litomatoma's voice, i mean how he looks. Hahahah. And he's 21.
1:09 I ENGLISH NO GOOD
KILLING ME WITH THAT ACCENT😂😂😂😂
Caden: " 3 triplets "
Me: *So it's 9 babies*
Litomatoma keeps making the world more and more peaceful :D
I can't believe you're 21 omg
Sounds like 32, doesn't he? :D
Jo Nas no he sounds like he's 18
I guess it's just a joke
I think its very believable. I don't have a hard time accepting ait really and am not really concerned either way if he is or is not 21.
Why is it so unbelievable?
'Teamate' lol. Have fun drinking tea with your teamates, lit tomato :D
2:31 Gen Zhe Wo means Follow me and Take You Clothes Off is : Tuo Yi Fu. Im Chinese so ya lol
Wait wasn't youtube banned in China.
Uhhh bro what cao ni ma means?
@@teazy9836 I'm not from China. I'm Singaporean that learns Chinese
@@garykhrisnara7964 dont be offended. It's the meanimg
1:51 hey what's up man
Him: yeah
That 14 y/o is funny af😂
I FEEL SO BLESSED TO HAVE FOUND YOUR CHANNEL OOF also props to ya for having the pewdiepie chair
much love from a 9 year old
FIRST FROM PHILIPPINES!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!
No u
Hahahaha nope
I Filipino I have proof gago putangina mo tae mo bulok
These videos are getting funnier and funnier
DUDE LITOMATOMA, YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE MY BROTHER
Wow, u really should have like atleast 5mil subs forreal, the content is so great dude! ❤
genzhe wo means follow me in mandarin xD
always like litoma chat
"I went wee wee and a bullet come out"
Only watched about 17 of your videos today. Now I feels good man, thanks :))
I found your channel 10mins ago and i was so sad, i had a bad day
After your video i was laughing and felt good! Omg i love your channel, i subscribed hahah i love these teaming vids while you playing solo and there are a lots of funny guy out there! Don’t stop making vids! ❤️❤️❤️ love your channel ^^
UNITED KINGDOM!!
Im from Malaysia😘
Hqql 07 hel yeah bosskur
Yes boskurr
@@pffttttttt wkwk
Hqql 07 wof wof wof
Yass boskur. Hahahhaa
cannot lie, you look veri sexi in that hat
Cowboys are sexy
*I'M GAY*
Nd ur inglish bely bed
O sori mester
Gay detected!
@@anujagrg3035 that was the joke!
Notif gang where you at?
sweaty fortnut kid
Get outta here fanboy
0:30 on wards the joke after that is Hilarious at the end I luv it lol
never change the ending song, because the transition between the ending of the video and that song is simply beautiful.
"14 years old Jesus"
Love from INDIA sir you are amazing ❤️👍
10:18 IAN finally breaking his Satyagraha
I love it when you find these random and funny people
You asked what gen zhe wo means it means keep up with me or follow me
跟着我
Finally!!🤣🤣
Nw video love you LITO
LOVE FROM INDIA❤️❤️
THE BEAST sub to pewdiepie
JustTacoCat I sub it now what I do
SORy For BAd eNgLisH BuT wHaT dOEs "wee wee" MeaN??
Btw im not drunk 😊
Taking a piss mate /urinating
That bike and Jesus thing makes me think of Maximbady’s “Jesus Christ on a motorbike”😂😂
"you just told a 14 year old boy hes yours" lmfao
I was watching one of ur vids when i clicked this
Play with john and kevin again from funny voice chat pubg teaming up
A big fan of your work sir... Love from India 🇮🇳 ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I told the triplets joke on a stage in VRChat and no one laughed except for this one guy who was laughing at anything
I love your Voice :3 its so soft and warm
FACE REVEAL!!!!
GOOD IDEA
WHERE ARE YOU
YOU HAVEN'T UPLOADED FOR MONTH 😱
yes bro add some video
Prob cant get content like he used to because they have server lock in pubg now
Ian, whatever you're on, can I have some of that?
aaaa rofl
🤫
7:18 lol did just said a 14 years boy is yours lol 😂😂😂
Man your the best RUclipsr out there keep it up can't wait for the next video :)
love this videos men
ya are not a English man WTF?????
@@xgammer7778 no shit men
I am biggest yaoi fan so this video is........AWSOME😂
Dawa Ghalley yeess!! Im a fujo and this is So cute hehehe
This video got me confused😟😟😟
YG FREAK YG.....
@@i_stan_bigbang-2ne1-exo-rv53 ayee
litomatoma's voice is so soothing and he sounds really friendly. so curious with his looks.
this video has me dying, "sold you're mine" killed me
If you play ping mobile send a friend request to 2hump
Like PUBG Comment Fortnite!
Lol please give this comment a heart for another chicken dinner blessing
Fuck off bitch
Lol you don't have to be mad :))
He is mean
@@Indra-ms7mw thank you
Go fuck
Never change your outro i love it
2015: my english not good
2018: my english no good
He said "i want this man to take his clothes off".... smh..
I think you should try pubg mobile once . Plzzz😊😊😊😊😊😃😃😃😃
HEY IS LITOMATOMA DEAD?
I MEAN THW CHANNEL
LOL, that last was make me Laught at the Train. Jesus bless u 🤣
"the voice is coming from the bike"
"the bike is possessed!" 🤣🤣🤣
"What do you think about fortnite?"
Gaynite