1. Drain the joint account (leave a penny) 2. Open a safety deposit box for all the evidence found. (She going to need it for a clean divorce. 3. Find a lawyer (File for Divorce as a fraudulent marriage.) 4. Make sure you change a beneficiary in your will. ( in case the A****hole is the beneficiary. 5. Find people that will help you move out the same day & disappear. Because these types of men, are nothing short of a murderer.
Empty the accounts first. Then say I want a divorce because I am not waiting any longer for kids. Do not mention anything else. Get the divorce clean and leave.
This story about this husband has me ON EDGE!!! Empty the account, house, and disappear on the same day. Change your phone number. You are now Carmen Sandiego.
@@marthajaneadkins4783 I say take what you put in the account only, burn the passports, sends the whole evidences to his workplace and leave. If you empty the whole account, James is right: someone will go to jail.
@@Roundpotat Then let it be so. Because someone like me is going to have protection. 😂 I dare you (him) to come to my new yard and try *anything.* He won’t be going the same way he came.
@@caylat2935 there is a first time for everything. It comes from someone who feels comfortable enough in your emotional attachment and goodwill to try and play it off as a joke. The type of joke that, if you laugh and leave, they will be upset. If you are upset, they will tell you to just laugh, and why do you take everything so seriously. Make sure you have a response locked and loaded: Miss don't put limits on your flexibility, boy Miss let me help you reach it, honey
Definitely gonna NEED a part 2 for that shade room story! Did she get away? Did she get the money? She should go out of the country with that money and have fun!
She should burn the passports, move her stuff out while he's at work, empty the bank account and call him from Paris as she takes a much needed vacation!!! The one thing they didn't focus on was she said it was her money in savings as well. That douchebag owes her for all the years he's been spending her money on his 'real' family. He's lucky if that's all she does!!!
@@cassandramuthleb2486 yeah the passport thing, it’ll be soooo damaging, cause that shit is exPENSive (for a family too), I would be worried though cause if police gets involved…
@@S.On.RUclips It can get expensive. That would still be his fault. Did you know that even having a slight curl on the very edge of your passport can give it a classification as destroyed? Speaking from experience because I kept it on me all the time as I travel often. I now have a passport holder so I don’t run into that again. But not worried about op bragging about burning them. That’s the kind way to go, because she could just throw them away and let a dumpster diver find them and try to hem them up later on (could even be years later). Op wouldn’t be worried about the police unless she tried to use the passport(s). The only thing that would give him pause to think she did it would be finding out she’s vacationing in Paris. By that time, she should have him served with divorce papers and filed a lawsuit for all monies spent on his mistress during their marriage. When asked in court who told her, her lawyer can request a gag on that info for fear that he will physically harm the person who told her. Again, he’s lucky, because there’s so much more she could do to ruin his life. This just adds a hiccup to his debauchery.😉 A woman scorned is nothing to take lightly. A woman scorned and humiliated in the process should be feared!
I’m not even burning shit! I’m emptying the account and dipping out! Not a word! It’s too late for that! If anyone speaks someone dies, someone goes jail. Leave it and get good therapy 😉😜
@@sofiaestrella24 girl this is a safe space there is no judgement here! I’m not averse to burning, The Lady Bassett did it so well in Waiting to Exhale! Whatever keeps you out of jail and in your right mind is the way I like to go, and I get to put the headfuck ball back in his court, but you need to burn his shit, BURN HIS SHIT!! Need a ride out of there? Call me 😉
I love how Fuhad described the father movie.. it’s about a man dealing with dementia but fuhads explanation was much better .. EVERYDAY LOOSING HIS MIND 🗣😂😂
@@danibayley6091 the movie I saw I think it was The Last Exorcism…something similar happened at one point on that movie. If I’m remembering correctly lol.
Burn the visa's, empty half the account, go to a lawyer with the proof and file for divorce and then go police and tell them everything and that you have got a lawyer and if anything happens to you, it is him. Tell your boss if you trust them and go on a leave of absence or quit your job and move somewhere safe and stay low key for a bit. If going MIA isn't an issue then come up with a plan to keep you safe and start over. Good luck my love! I'm so sorry that has happened to you.
@@360johnn Joint account, plus he was the one who cheated on her. He definitely siphoned a decent chunk of that money for his secret family he was hiding from her. No mercy for that guy.
My ex told me we not getting pregnant was weird and not sure why that is the case. Took me to a fertility clinic where they conducted all kinds of tests, some were uncomfortable and the whole experience was distressing. He was there all through and held my hand. But thankfully results came back clear. So now what’s left was for him to go to his test but won’t let me come along. I wanted to hold his hand as he did me. To be there for him, especially if it’s bad news. Since I knew the date of the appointment, I just showed up and waited behind him, when they called his name, I got up and followed telling them I’m his wife and we’re here for a fertility test. He was livid!!! Found out he had a vasectomy years before we got married and didn’t tell me, even the doc was shocked he kept it from me, we fought about it and I forgave him, and was still trying to look into alternatives, when I found out on a very weird Google search he had kids. I googled him (he’s in the military) to show my friends in London my man and how handsome he is in his military garb. Search results showed a 15 yr old girl looking for her dad. Pretended in front of my friends everything was great! They were jealous and talked about how fit he was and I was so lucky…. Blah blah! Later that night I searched again hoping it was a coincidence. Turns out it was actually him this child was looking for. Had his squad, hometown details and full name!!! Confronted him! Found out that this girl he has not really met but knows of her. But while gaslighting me, saying I’m beginning to act like a crazy chick and the reason he was with me was because I’m not like other women but now I’m acting crazy and trying to ruin us, he lets slip that he actually has 3 kids with his ex!!! First vasectomy, abandoned child, now a whole family he travels often to see and has more of a family life with them and not me his wife! From now on I’m FBI, I will investigate the crap out of a man before I commit to him. Fool chose me because I was nonchalant…. Not anymore!
The story of the Sociopath husband got me hooked...😂😁🙈... I would tell that lady to take all the money out of the joint account and take all her stuff out of their house and move into a place of her own..(this should all be done on the same day..😁)... And then leave the passports and paperwork on the counter with a letter saying "safe travels"...😁🙈
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I think y'all missed the part where she found (her) money in with the Visas. She should absolutely drain HER portion of the joint account (because he can drain it at any time) and immediately get an attorney for divorce.
@@cassandrarobins786 BTW, look up the episode called " Origin story" or something. It's one of the early ones, like 30s or 40s. They talk about how they met and became friends.
That TSR story: what a wicked soul. Take the visas to a lawyer and gather evidence for your divorce. Then take the money (what you've put in- you can prove that much) and go ghost. Get a restraining order based on you dating for your safety. Just started watching your show recently and am totally hooked! Love the energy and finally finding a male show that isn't at all toxic! Keep it going.
My dad found out he had a half brother, from his father’s affair, when he was in middle school. The class had to sit in alphabetical order by last name and they thought it was interesting they had the same last name! 😳😳
I would have emptied that joint account because he had no care for her when he was leaving and he was probably going to drain that account when he left to another country with his ex. I would have just bet him to it. Take all that evidence to court.
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I be coming back to these whenever I'm stressed out😂 got a whole playlist full of my fave episodes, these two literary make me so happy. They bring the giggles❤❤😂
I watched the catfish episode with Red. The family and friends of the catfish called for an intervention because catfish refused to stop catfishing. That catfish had a mean attitude as if she did nothing wrong and who's going to check her or stop her.... No one! James was trying his best to hold back from telling you what a hell of a catfish she was... She was what my nightmares are made of. #sorrynotsorry
Who? What? 😂😂😂😂 that is so me and my bestie. Just talking and we always completely go off track and never know what the original convo was about 😂😂😂😂🙌🏻
46:30 In the U.S., for legal reasons, take ONLY what you put in. Set up to leave. Get the paperwork ready. Hire investigator. Have lawyer reach out to husband.
bro as a wife, i be wanting to square up w/ james n fuhad the way they LOVE hearing shit about “little miss is ur wife home” 😂 i be ready to go home n just knock my husband out for no reason
That episode was MAD. And they found her catfishing another guy a few episodes later. Ashley is WILD. Nothing can stop her. She was also on My 600 LB life, still equally delulu.
Had to pause the sociopath husband story OH MY LORD. My thinking, before hearing Fuhad and James' actual response, is that shes just dodged a bullet, even if it doesnt seem like it yet/for a long time. My vote is drain the FUCK out of the joint account but, since there's kids involved, give their documents and a little sum of money to the sister to give to the kids. They're innocent. Maybe give a small thing to the sister too as thanks. Keep the rest of the money. Keep everything. Break something of his, and then put his docs in a very uncomfortable place somehow.
A trait of psychopathy and/or compulsive lying is that they themselves come to believe their own lies, in a compartmentalized kind of manner. It's part of how they can be so convincing seeming.
He's been saving for 6 years or they've been saving together for 6 years? I can't imagine the lies, the double life. How has he been away from his kids this whole time? I wonder why he didn't let the wife go longggg ago :(
My mum had the exact same thing happen to her with my youngest brother at nursery. He had a fight with our half brother over a swing and so the teachers had to talk to my mum. They’re exactly the same age, their birthdays are 13 days apart!! My mum was, by all accounts livid at the time I don’t remember anything as I was only 6, but my auntie described it as never seeing my mum like that before or since and not long after whatever happened my dad moved them out of town. They eventually all moved back to town and neither woman speaks to my dad but they greet each other like old friends lol.
@48:49 she should take at least half/ 70% i have a feeling his plan was to take the money and leave her with nothing - she has a right to the money its a joint account
1st secure the evidence, 2nd file for divorce and a restraining order,3rd go to the bank and free the joint accout explain you're getting a divorce. 4th,leave the visas coz he aint going nowhere with no money... 5th sit back and enjoy him unravelling
James: ..in my formative years..I flipping lost it 😂😅🤣😅 Fuhad...CATFISHED!!!😅😂 Cheating husband: he's crazy? A woman scorned will show you REAL crazy 🤪 Your podcast is winning because you both walk in your truth. Mondays and Thursdays are now my favorite days
Mannn these STORIES! As funny as the podcast makes them I also feel sad hearing them, cuz you know this stuff happens all the time and lots of men really do get violent and will ruin womens lives physically, legally, financially, socially, all that. Cuz *they* got caught. Madness. Truly feel sorry for those women 💔
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Fuhad and James role playing these scenarios is ELITE content 👌🏻🥹
Fuckin Elite!! It be feelin real asf😅
NGL their role play was triggering me 🤣 It was like seeing my past come to life again.
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Type shit Bruv these guys are hilarious 😂😮
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1. Drain the joint account (leave a penny)
2. Open a safety deposit box for all the evidence found. (She going to need it for a clean divorce.
3. Find a lawyer (File for Divorce as a fraudulent marriage.)
4. Make sure you change a beneficiary in your will. ( in case the A****hole is the beneficiary.
5. Find people that will help you move out the same day & disappear.
Because these types of men, are nothing short of a murderer.
Absolutely agree!
Facts!!
Much better advice than I gave. I did not think it through.
🙌🏾🖤🙌🏾
Empty the accounts first. Then say I want a divorce because I am not waiting any longer for kids. Do not mention anything else. Get the divorce clean and leave.
This story about this husband has me ON EDGE!!! Empty the account, house, and disappear on the same day. Change your phone number. You are now Carmen Sandiego.
Absolutely!!
My thoughts exactly... fuck him and them kids...I would dis-tf-appear after clearing everything out
@@marthajaneadkins4783 I say take what you put in the account only, burn the passports, sends the whole evidences to his workplace and leave. If you empty the whole account, James is right: someone will go to jail.
@@Roundpotat True
@@Roundpotat Then let it be so. Because someone like me is going to have protection. 😂 I dare you (him) to come to my new yard and try *anything.* He won’t be going the same way he came.
The way James takes these scenarios to the MOON sends me
The British slang they constantly throw around makes these videos so much funnier
Omg I knowwww😂😂😂
i use pup on a daily basis
these guys can brighten my week with no effort😭😭😭
Fr😭
you better be a patron for that compliment to mean anything 🤣 jkjkjk
Mister I laughed _so_ hard that I farted! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love dem bad bad😂😂
literally
‘Mr its not gonna suck itself’ has that AUDACITY with the caps
Mister I laughed _so_ hard that I farted! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah FOREALLLLL cus HUH. No way I could EVA hear that
@@caylat2935 there is a first time for everything. It comes from someone who feels comfortable enough in your emotional attachment and goodwill to try and play it off as a joke. The type of joke that, if you laugh and leave, they will be upset. If you are upset, they will tell you to just laugh, and why do you take everything so seriously.
Make sure you have a response locked and loaded:
Miss don't put limits on your flexibility, boy
Miss let me help you reach it, honey
@@xoxzarinaxoxLittle Miss Huh Dude's Right It Won't Suck Itself, shurgs, & leaves, fr
Balls of steel😂
I cant be the only one that loves when James wear his shorts lol...the thighs be thigh-ing 😂😂💯🙌🏾😍
Thighing like hell
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I'm going to need Fuhad to firm being a lil cold and do the same because booooy 😍
Thicker than ttthhhhhhickkk
you’re not alone, definitely thighing, now Fuhad needs to get on board with the shorts too
Definitely gonna NEED a part 2 for that shade room story! Did she get away? Did she get the money? She should go out of the country with that money and have fun!
She should burn the passports, move her stuff out while he's at work, empty the bank account and call him from Paris as she takes a much needed vacation!!! The one thing they didn't focus on was she said it was her money in savings as well. That douchebag owes her for all the years he's been spending her money on his 'real' family. He's lucky if that's all she does!!!
@@cassandramuthleb2486 honestly!!!!!
Yesssssssss
@@cassandramuthleb2486 yeah the passport thing, it’ll be soooo damaging, cause that shit is exPENSive (for a family too), I would be worried though cause if police gets involved…
@@S.On.RUclips It can get expensive. That would still be his fault. Did you know that even having a slight curl on the very edge of your passport can give it a classification as destroyed? Speaking from experience because I kept it on me all the time as I travel often. I now have a passport holder so I don’t run into that again. But not worried about op bragging about burning them. That’s the kind way to go, because she could just throw them away and let a dumpster diver find them and try to hem them up later on (could even be years later). Op wouldn’t be worried about the police unless she tried to use the passport(s). The only thing that would give him pause to think she did it would be finding out she’s vacationing in Paris. By that time, she should have him served with divorce papers and filed a lawsuit for all monies spent on his mistress during their marriage. When asked in court who told her, her lawyer can request a gag on that info for fear that he will physically harm the person who told her. Again, he’s lucky, because there’s so much more she could do to ruin his life. This just adds a hiccup to his debauchery.😉 A woman scorned is nothing to take lightly. A woman scorned and humiliated in the process should be feared!
I lOVE WHEN THEY COME UP WITH SCENARIOS!! I'm burning everything of his lol and dipping out with the money.
Chirp
I’m not even burning shit! I’m emptying the account and dipping out! Not a word! It’s too late for that! If anyone speaks someone dies, someone goes jail. Leave it and get good therapy 😉😜
@@dianedavid3052 I gotta go out with a bang tho lol, sooo yea everything is getting lit up .
@@sofiaestrella24 girl this is a safe space there is no judgement here! I’m not averse to burning, The Lady Bassett did it so well in Waiting to Exhale! Whatever keeps you out of jail and in your right mind is the way I like to go, and I get to put the headfuck ball back in his court, but you need to burn his shit, BURN HIS SHIT!! Need a ride out of there? Call me 😉
I would do the same. Then whilst he’s stuck there broke I would send divorce papers. Only appear for court and disappear again.
The chemistry between you both is priceless 👌🏾
I love how Fuhad described the father movie.. it’s about a man dealing with dementia but fuhads explanation was much better .. EVERYDAY LOOSING HIS MIND 🗣😂😂
Is that the movie where he’s a priest or pastor or something? Swear I’ve seen that shit.
@@ChocolateThaiE no I don’t remember the main character being a priest or pastor 🤷🏽♀️
@@ChocolateThaiE A judge? 🤔
@@danibayley6091 the movie I saw I think it was The Last Exorcism…something similar happened at one point on that movie. If I’m remembering correctly lol.
Do not give me joke !!! Really ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I thought he was on about a mentally ill not dementia lmao no wonder he’s loosing it
Burn the visa's, empty half the account, go to a lawyer with the proof and file for divorce and then go police and tell them everything and that you have got a lawyer and if anything happens to you, it is him. Tell your boss if you trust them and go on a leave of absence or quit your job and move somewhere safe and stay low key for a bit. If going MIA isn't an issue then come up with a plan to keep you safe and start over. Good luck my love! I'm so sorry that has happened to you.
If going MIA is an issue***
She can take the full amount. They’re married so it’s not stealing.
@@opulence_prime that’s definitely stealing 😭
And go to France for a holiday. Just say hey
@@360johnn Joint account, plus he was the one who cheated on her. He definitely siphoned a decent chunk of that money for his secret family he was hiding from her.
No mercy for that guy.
On behalf of the Little Miss 'my diet starts on Monday' collective...mind ya'lls business. 😂
Ditto!!😊😊😊
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My ex told me we not getting pregnant was weird and not sure why that is the case. Took me to a fertility clinic where they conducted all kinds of tests, some were uncomfortable and the whole experience was distressing. He was there all through and held my hand. But thankfully results came back clear. So now what’s left was for him to go to his test but won’t let me come along. I wanted to hold his hand as he did me. To be there for him, especially if it’s bad news. Since I knew the date of the appointment, I just showed up and waited behind him, when they called his name, I got up and followed telling them I’m his wife and we’re here for a fertility test. He was livid!!! Found out he had a vasectomy years before we got married and didn’t tell me, even the doc was shocked he kept it from me, we fought about it and I forgave him, and was still trying to look into alternatives, when I found out on a very weird Google search he had kids. I googled him (he’s in the military) to show my friends in London my man and how handsome he is in his military garb. Search results showed a 15 yr old girl looking for her dad. Pretended in front of my friends everything was great! They were jealous and talked about how fit he was and I was so lucky…. Blah blah! Later that night I searched again hoping it was a coincidence. Turns out it was actually him this child was looking for. Had his squad, hometown details and full name!!! Confronted him! Found out that this girl he has not really met but knows of her. But while gaslighting me, saying I’m beginning to act like a crazy chick and the reason he was with me was because I’m not like other women but now I’m acting crazy and trying to ruin us, he lets slip that he actually has 3 kids with his ex!!! First vasectomy, abandoned child, now a whole family he travels often to see and has more of a family life with them and not me his wife! From now on I’m FBI, I will investigate the crap out of a man before I commit to him. Fool chose me because I was nonchalant…. Not anymore!
Wow! That’s awful!
Move on and know your worth sweetheart 😘
OMG I'm Soooo sorry you went through that
🙏 The ONLY thing he did right was get a vasectomy.
@@NaturalAegyo he got too late. He's already spread his seed about
the role play as the sociopathic husband had me weak 💀💀💀 y’all made that too believable hahahaha
I'm mad the 'Mr. Just the Tip" is freaking WORLDWIDE 🤣
24:36, James said "who what?!". 🤣🤣🤣He clean forgot it was story time and so did I tbh 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
The story of the Sociopath husband got me hooked...😂😁🙈... I would tell that lady to take all the money out of the joint account and take all her stuff out of their house and move into a place of her own..(this should all be done on the same day..😁)... And then leave the passports and paperwork on the counter with a letter saying "safe travels"...😁🙈
Them pretending to shove their pretend pregnant wives after dodging the questions, SEND ME! I keep rewinding it!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Real life facts. That was my exact suggestion. Take the money and go... Leave him with the documents.
Tear the documents and leave it with the note
@@VeritasVerla Even better 😌
I agree except I would leave the visas and passports in ashes with the letter.
The way how these man play out the rest of the scenarios kill me 😂😂
I'm here from tiktok this story got me 45:53
me tooo 😂😂😂
Same😂
started watching this podcast when they reached 1MILL subs, I have been binge-watching the episodes and i have not regretted it, best decision ever and DEFINITELY the BEST PODCAST on YT 💯
I think y'all missed the part where she found (her) money in with the Visas. She should absolutely drain HER portion of the joint account (because he can drain it at any time) and immediately get an attorney for divorce.
Exactly! You KNOW his plan was to drain the account on his way out the country!
@@sarajaneturner1117 Exactly!
The way I screamed TAKE THE MONEY as soon as I heard the options. That was his plan! 🤣
Let’s not pretend he doesn’t have his secret stash somewhere… DRAIN that account asap girl
I agree. And I feel like burning those documents could could get her in trouble
So my husband is now upset at the amount of time I spend with y'all. Walking in the house like "what's up with you and these n****as?"
Lmaooo same!!!!!
My boyfriend does the same. He gets so jealous😂
Mine too😅
I think my husband is starting to get to that point too😂😂
Ahahahaha same! My man just starts to listen tho 😂 I can’t be commenting on them tho or it’s 😒
One of the best episodes for a while!!!! 😂😂😂 twists
"who fucking told you?" 😂😂😂😂
I would love to hear the story on how these two became friends cause they’re literal soulmates! Perfect plutonic match.
Oh no, don't *you* start with the "plutonic"! 🙈🤦🏾♀️
@@moimeself1088 huh? Why you telling me don't start?
@@cassandrarobins786 what embermist3901 said 👆🏾
@@cassandrarobins786 BTW, look up the episode called " Origin story" or something. It's one of the early ones, like 30s or 40s. They talk about how they met and became friends.
@embermist3910 lmfaooo OHHH whoops! I didn’t even notice that typo! 🤦🏾♀️🤣😭
I cant be the only one that needs these episodes to make it through my week?
That TSR story: what a wicked soul. Take the visas to a lawyer and gather evidence for your divorce. Then take the money (what you've put in- you can prove that much) and go ghost. Get a restraining order based on you dating for your safety.
Just started watching your show recently and am totally hooked! Love the energy and finally finding a male show that isn't at all toxic! Keep it going.
Who’s here because TikTok didn’t have Part2?
Meeeeeee!!!!!!
Meeeeeee😂😂😂
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Me😊
I'm here coz tiktok didn't hve part2
My dad found out he had a half brother, from his father’s affair, when he was in middle school. The class had to sit in alphabetical order by last name and they thought it was interesting they had the same last name! 😳😳
So…four month ago James promised us a shirtless episode with his new body…at around early August….here I am …waiting don’t disappoint us James
Update: he disappointed us
No ways 😢
He stillllll hasn't done that??
I would have emptied that joint account because he had no care for her when he was leaving and he was probably going to drain that account when he left to another country with his ex. I would have just bet him to it. Take all that evidence to court.
Oh he would def drain the account! Why wouldn’t he after it all!
Exactly, because remember she found “her money” with the visas! He would most def take ALL the money from the joint account.
I absolutely adore you both. You make my week every week without fail. So much love from South Africa 🇿🇦 ❤️
James “Red is butters!!! With all due respect” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
5:00 you two are so in sync you both skimmed at the exact same time 😂😂😂😂😂
I rewound it so many times lmao
These guys got me saying 'ting' 'bredin' and 'bruddah' in my mind🤣🤣🤣
It’s jokes! And now I’m gonna say “he’s chirpy” when someone is a good talker 😂
In proper English it's brethren. In patois it's bredren pronounced "bre drin"
The story about the Taiwanese woman and the kindergarten and these man doing scenarios that weren't even part of the story killed me 😭
40:22 James 'Are you really' 😅😂😂 he was so gassed that his Daddy is wearing that same boxers as him 😂
The reenactments are life lmaoooo like I can't even drive and watch/listen to this about to crash and die
You best belive I'm DRAINING that account n doing a midday flight to where ever I want to 🙃😂
And I’m moving out while he’s at work
2 GORGEOUS MEN!! WITH BEARDS!!!! MANNNNN!!!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 your laughter is contagious!!! Love and prayers coming to you from your sub "across the pond" here in North Carolina!!
I be coming back to these whenever I'm stressed out😂 got a whole playlist full of my fave episodes, these two literary make me so happy. They bring the giggles❤❤😂
It wasn’t “his” money she clearly said she has a job and they’ve been putting Their money in the savings.
As a 40yr old 👩🏻 woman from the North East I need to translate at least half of the pod but seriously brings me 🤩 just class!
I watched the catfish episode with Red. The family and friends of the catfish called for an intervention because catfish refused to stop catfishing. That catfish had a mean attitude as if she did nothing wrong and who's going to check her or stop her.... No one! James was trying his best to hold back from telling you what a hell of a catfish she was... She was what my nightmares are made of. #sorrynotsorry
James thoughts on 'Mr pebble' took me tf out🤣😭😭. Good vibes🔥😍.
😭🤣 “don’t u ASK me” you twoooooo !!!! Wow funniest story tellers about
Those 2 are just ridiculously hilarious!! I play their podcasts all day while working from home.
Them knees, James!!😍 Those hands, Fuhad!!😍
Who? What? 😂😂😂😂 that is so me and my bestie. Just talking and we always completely go off track and never know what the original convo was about 😂😂😂😂🙌🏻
When y’all put your hands on your face to act out the emojis, that took me out 😂😂
Empty the account, hold the visas and passports for ransom, move out sell all the furniture including his clothes and live your best life
46:30 In the U.S., for legal reasons, take ONLY what you put in. Set up to leave. Get the paperwork ready. Hire investigator. Have lawyer reach out to husband.
😭😭😭😂😂😂😂omg I’m in tearssssssss the sociopath husband scenario took me out!!!
i really enjoyed this whole episode too , definitely one of my top 5 favs
I’m a sucker for “just the tip” 🥴🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Girl 🤚 🤣🤣
I'm sad at how many of these scenarios I've been a sucker for🤐🥴
The way this episode had me laughing. Yo, the level you guys go to when imagining or acting out a story, NEXT LEVEL😆😆😆
bro as a wife, i be wanting to square up w/ james n fuhad the way they LOVE hearing shit about “little miss is ur wife home” 😂
i be ready to go home n just knock my husband out for no reason
The way they act out the scenarios are hilarious 😆
"Will do anything for a sprinkle of p" ..... 😂 😂 😂 Y'all take me out every time!!!!
The Red episode with Kamie and the cast fish 😂 she was ready to throw fists.
That episode was MAD. And they found her catfishing another guy a few episodes later. Ashley is WILD. Nothing can stop her. She was also on My 600 LB life, still equally delulu.
Its James not even remembering they were doing storytime 😂😂😂
James' intro for fuhad is getting more fruity by the episode 😂😂😂
I’ve chuckled the whole time!!! Probably one of my favorite episodes thus far
James' laugh always sends me fr
Just came across this channel yesterday. Y’all are the vibe. Couldn’t stop laughing 😂
Had to pause the sociopath husband story OH MY LORD. My thinking, before hearing Fuhad and James' actual response, is that shes just dodged a bullet, even if it doesnt seem like it yet/for a long time. My vote is drain the FUCK out of the joint account but, since there's kids involved, give their documents and a little sum of money to the sister to give to the kids. They're innocent. Maybe give a small thing to the sister too as thanks. Keep the rest of the money. Keep everything. Break something of his, and then put his docs in a very uncomfortable place somehow.
A trait of psychopathy and/or compulsive lying is that they themselves come to believe their own lies, in a compartmentalized kind of manner. It's part of how they can be so convincing seeming.
I know this is a few months old but just saw it and it's one of my fav episodes. You guys are great. Thanks for the laughs
It's a joint account. Take your half and then take the proof/visas to a divorce lawyer
He's been saving for 6 years or they've been saving together for 6 years? I can't imagine the lies, the double life. How has he been away from his kids this whole time? I wonder why he didn't let the wife go longggg ago :(
My mum had the exact same thing happen to her with my youngest brother at nursery. He had a fight with our half brother over a swing and so the teachers had to talk to my mum. They’re exactly the same age, their birthdays are 13 days apart!! My mum was, by all accounts livid at the time I don’t remember anything as I was only 6, but my auntie described it as never seeing my mum like that before or since and not long after whatever happened my dad moved them out of town. They eventually all moved back to town and neither woman speaks to my dad but they greet each other like old friends lol.
These guys need to dress-up in them white robes and yeezys one episode.
The role-playing goes soooo deep
Not y'all saying "You either turn to God or satan" 😭😭😭 Yho. Heartbreak is the literal pits.
"the homeboy who refuses to shave his neck beard. It infuriates me." 🤣😂🤣😂 Faaaaacts.
@48:49 she should take at least half/ 70% i have a feeling his plan was to take the money and leave her with nothing - she has a right to the money its a joint account
Liked the video b4 it even started cse I just knew it's gonna SLAP🙌🏼
Same 🤣
I would definitely empty the account and just disappear and leave a note saying good luck with your family
Took the words right out of my mouth cause how dare heeeee??!!??
I genuinely am little miss I fell asleep cos my antidepressant makes me sleepy 🤣😭😭
Patiently waiting for James to rip off his shirt mid ep - surely I’m not the only one who remembers 👀 #letusseethegoods
Ohhh do u know what the name of that episode is....I need to see that😍
@@sunraye1 saaaaaaaammmmmmmmeeeeeee lol
@@ChocolateThaiE loooool i really been looking for it, will defo let you know if I find 🤞🏾
@@sunraye1 ayyyyyeeeeeee you gon be my bestie after that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Any luck finding the video?
This was the best episode hands down👏🏽
So I constantly watch your TikTok’s and had no idea it was a RUclips channel. Oh I am so excited. First video but I am about to go down a hole.
For anyone wondering about the 'Bird Box' show, they were acc explaining Black Bird, just got the name mixed up 🤣
Thanks-I was going crazy googling bird box. Haha
1st secure the evidence, 2nd file for divorce and a restraining order,3rd go to the bank and free the joint accout explain you're getting a divorce. 4th,leave the visas coz he aint going nowhere with no money... 5th sit back and enjoy him unravelling
Y’all make Monday’s tolerable
I yelled out! I don’t know if she was the cat or the fish 🤣🤣🤣🤣
James: ..in my formative years..I flipping lost it 😂😅🤣😅 Fuhad...CATFISHED!!!😅😂 Cheating husband: he's crazy? A woman scorned will show you REAL crazy 🤪 Your podcast is winning because you both walk in your truth. Mondays and Thursdays are now my favorite days
I remember those particular Catfish episodes! And yes it's Nev! 😂
Yes James keep wearing those shorts baby 😉
Need more Mr and little miss please this is one of my fave eps
Mannn these STORIES! As funny as the podcast makes them I also feel sad hearing them, cuz you know this stuff happens all the time and lots of men really do get violent and will ruin womens lives physically, legally, financially, socially, all that. Cuz *they* got caught. Madness. Truly feel sorry for those women 💔
I don’t know why but I love when James laughs and he goes 🫣😂
I AM little miss it’s 5 o’clock somewhere 😂😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 🍷
Love your sweater Fuhad :)
It’s from boohoo man xx
@simp4me thank you
slippin n slidin and not even hitting the target LMAOOOOOO
We need a running list somewhere of all of the movie recommendations so we can keep track of them because some of these sound crazzyy
Y'all make me laugh so loud in the worst places.... I'm HOLLERING on whole foods right now
Thank you for the show mention, James. Black Bird = Brilliant.
That’s shaderoom story needs to be a movie!!!
Just discovered ya’lls channel and I am in tears 😂😂😂😂