"im bored, i think ill play some video games" "im bored, i think ill watch tv" "im bored, i think ill sleep for a while" "im bored, ill just shave a strawberry."
Why are people so keen on posting massive L's for everyone to see man? Are they so miserable that this is the epitome of their existence? Actually sad man....
It doesn’t really matter time has passed the mom is no longer the same person anymore. Everyday when we go to sleep and wake up we our current self dies and we our replaced by a new being.
@@breadsqueeze27 I can agree with.. overused, predictable, unfunny, unoriginal.. but for me, it makes Chuckle. It's not cringe for me.. until Instagram memers and TikTokers start using it.
6:09 Yo optimus chill, this is the equivilent of having some child come up to you and all they say is "A" and you just straight up curb stomped, drop kicked, punted, slapped, bullied, and steal his chicken nuggets with his christmas gifts that he was gunna eat/open on christmas day. but oh wait thats not all, you set off the fire place, put snow in his hot coco, destroyed his snowman, and threw snowballs at him. like jeez calm down you didnt have drop a nuclear war head and absolutly abliterate him. Lke how is gunna come back after this.
We as a citizen of Myanmar not agree with the current move and would like to request the world Leaders. UN and the world medias help our country- our leaders- our people - from this bitter acts. We want democracy and want our country To develop as our nabouring countries.
@@professionalbozo4396 authoritarian means government creates lots of rules and enforces them heavily. Communism is government controls all resources. How do they control the resources? A series of rules. What happens if you break the rules? Harsh punishment/execution. Same thing, 1 term just describes the other
"anyone who actively uses twitter is irredeemable" -optimus, active twitter user
And guess what? Optimus is indeed... irredeemable.
Maybe so, but we still like him.
@@DaddyGriff you might want to say that again. I don't think I heard you
if he's going down, he's going down bringing the sinners with him.
@@weird_6trip just beat to anime, what're you gonna do about it?
I was thinking of coming back down, but im fine up here man
How much to take me up with you.
Its too nasty down there man, just tell your dad to press the reset button.
Bruh take me
Take me
Take me
Guy on internet rants about a shaved strawberry.
That whole rant honestly got a good laugh out of me.
@@Mach-2-Fishbed B. Fartwell
@@Us3r739 are u like six
To be fair why tf would you shave a strawberry
@@I-Like-Monkeys Grenade Groomer
One time my friend said, and I quote, “Down treacherous”
Yes
My go to is down despicable
Down unacceptable
Down cataclysmic
Down catastrophic
The man with the crushes snap score was finding the means, the medians, everything. He could use this for Algebra homework no cap
I know he can make a scatter plot and find the rate at which a normal middle school/high school kid earns and looses Snapchat points every month.
The strawberry shaving dude:
*It's not about the strawberry, it's about sending a message*
*The Panna Cotta is the message.*
@Rero Neto admittedly I wouldn’t know, never watched it. Place I saw that quote is “The Platform” on Netflix.
@@GuardianWithAGu I saw “...its about sending a message” in Hermitcraft
@@GuardianWithAGu It needs a messenger!
The fact that optimus doesn’t collect the tags is bothersome to me.
For some people it's kills only
@@goldswaggamer4007 but, I think when you collect dogtags then it got confirmed that you killed someone.. or maybe i am dumb.
@@joejutsu3268 the tags are just going to team score. in the menu it has kills deaths and objectives, tags being objectives
Mans is tryna level up his guns
Thanks for telling me this. Now I’m forever annoyed
I don’t understand why he’s so heated about a shaved strawberry
It isn't natural, it's a crime
I mean, would you really eat a shaved strawberry?
If I see someone shaving a strawberry I'm talking my friends named Noah and asking if they own and ark.
I'm sure it's a joke, but I agree. Idk why he's so tilted
@@Rudolf215 I mean at that point its nothin but a white strawberry.
I just seen the thumbnail and title and I gave up on humanity lol...
Sad but so!!😒
I gave up on humanity a long time ago...
Reject humanity, return to monke
@@YourLocalAverageSquidMan god bless you old friend
@@YourLocalAverageSquidMan yes.
"im bored, i think ill play some video games"
"im bored, i think ill watch tv"
"im bored, i think ill sleep for a while"
"im bored, ill just shave a strawberry."
I'm bored, I think I'll watch an Optimus video.
[Goes with the first one but-]
"I'm bored. How many monster parts are on my wishlist?"
>*long pause*<
*"Oh."*
Last one is the best idea
Who tf has met a 9 year old middle schooler, that’s the real question
I guess the kid super smart or something
Discord moderator
Bro Im laughing so hard rn ^
my sister was 9 in 6th grade
@@slim4o8z did she skip 3 grades? I was 10 in fourth.
I love it when optimus gets into full blown urban slang, S+ tier
Take a shot everytime optimus says dawg
I dont think you understand how dangerous that is
alcohol poisoning
Liver crying right now
My body just shut down just from reading this
Or "bro"
call the series "People who shouldn't be parents"
Call the series : Twitter is you know..
Siblings by chance, lovers by choice
*death by hanging*
Hotel:trivago
*Insanity by Gulag*
Ohh kinkier
@@kaobiugwu435
*Cannibal Island
Can someone explain why he said “If you know you know”?
Yeah the sibling lovers are down so bad their kids finna look pretty down too
bruh 😂
I doubt anyone in Twitter has enough IQ to understand this meme.
Underrated comment
DUDE 🤣💀
@@MostafaAhmed-bp7ce idk. A few good Twitter accounts exist. More than Facebook the Terrible.
I literly just saw a news video about a pair of twins in Kenya who got married and got disowned as a result
I also saw a video of an older woman marrying like a 5 year old boy in Kenya or some African country
@@eddieb5452 w h a t
Good
@@eddieb5452
*W H A T*
@@eddieb5452 i seen that that video too that kid must be around like 9 or something by now
I absolutely love how his videos can go from explaining what's wrong with democracy to ranting about shaved strawberries.
Why are people so keen on posting massive L's for everyone to see man? Are they so miserable that this is the epitome of their existence? Actually sad man....
Guess they think that any engagement good or bad is engagement and it makes them "edgy".
Clout
Who’s with me on raiding twitter headquarters and shutting down the servers permanently
I am up for it
@WishingLocket20 perhaps we could do both at the same time if we get enough people
Based
@@smokie2521 huh?
@@mr.unknown9408 that's neans I'm with you
Optimus got me out here saying things like, buck fifty, horser, and down bad
The second guy should go sign up for the CIA with that level of analytics... or go be a serial killer
@@crispton membership badge
Idk what middle school optimus went to but ive never heard of a 9 year old in middle school
9:01 Optimus turned into Rick 😂
Lol I just noticed
Morty
that should totally be animated.
Where's morty
I'm pickle Optimus!
9:01 Optimus legit turns into rick for a few seconds
it was an honor to be in ur cold war game for like 5 minutes
As someone who lives in Alabama we do not condone that behavior here...
Thank you
LIES
How many more lies have the council told me?
Opti always coming clutch with no bs facts while having that horser on him
That's a buck fiddy my guy
petition to make "twitter user" a slur
"God has left the chat"
Satan has left the chat
Cthulhu has joined the chat
"God and Satan just facepalm after seeing the chat"
40 yr old perv neckbeard dude joined the chat
“Caught him down bad”-21 savage
The way he said "poSITION?" made me cackle 💀
I'm just gonna assume the 18 year old was adopted
Greninja > Infernape
Let’s just hope
It doesn’t really matter time has passed the mom is no longer the same person anymore. Everyday when we go to sleep and wake up we our current self dies and we our replaced by a new being.
@@Chriscraft-ug3sz well I am going to have to politely disagree
Melon Master bro I will dead slide you with sweep greninja speed build in Pokémon Showdown
We had assult, we had battery, now we have downbattery
the dude that said the beyonce and jayz thing really wanted to pull an india arranged marriage
Being an Alabamian, I always get mad when I see this “sibling by chance” type sh*t
It’s disgustang
Yep Billy Bob. I feel ya pardner. I’m a Indiana boy but I understand
Alabamian
Because you only have one sister to love?
@@TheGamersfolly nah only his mom
Yeah you only do cousins
Wan to learn more about twitter?
Just ask Gina Carano
Sorry can you explain pls
@@dave4657 She has been getting a lot of hate on twitter for her "political" beliefs and its kinda ridiculous.
@@reeceleach6233 ok thanks for telling me
aka based incarnate
Isn't she from the Mandalorian?
unrelated: what's ur Groza class set up, that thing is a laser.
*Sweet home alabama, sweet home ALABAMA*
Where the sky is blue
Sweet home Alabama indeed
How is it bad meme?
@@joejutsu3268 overused, predictable, unfunny, unoriginal, and cringe
@@breadsqueeze27 I can agree with.. overused, predictable, unfunny, unoriginal.. but for me, it makes Chuckle.
It's not cringe for me.. until Instagram memers and TikTokers start using it.
Dude you need to make more of these. They are funny and I enjoy them keep up the good work man.
3:40 That dude had a hunger greater than Darth Nihilus.
Darth Vader : (about Death Star) a weapon which can destroy entire planets.
Darth Nihilus : Yea? Tell me about it ......
lol good one
Optimus is the only person I know who can talk about a strawberry for 2 minutes
Just got on break at work. This upload is a blessing
2:55 Man was checkin homegirls snap score more than a forex trader checks the charts
I telling these people are getting way too comfortable with twitter
10:50 optimus says HUH
"Sibling by chance, Lovers by choice"
Inmate by chance, deformed baby by choice
6:09 Yo optimus chill, this is the equivilent of having some child come up to you and all they say is "A" and you just straight up curb stomped, drop kicked, punted, slapped, bullied, and steal his chicken nuggets with his christmas gifts that he was gunna eat/open on christmas day. but oh wait thats not all, you set off the fire place, put snow in his hot coco, destroyed his snowman, and threw snowballs at him. like jeez calm down you didnt have drop a nuclear war head and absolutly abliterate him. Lke how is gunna come back after this.
Take a shot every time optimums says dawg
We as a citizen of Myanmar not agree with the current move and would like to request the world Leaders. UN and the world medias help our country- our leaders- our people - from this bitter
acts. We want democracy and want our country To develop as our nabouring countries.
Democracy is overrated it leads to banana republics like the usa the military is in the right
China ain't Communist it is authoritarian
@@ShubhadaKAMBLE3016 communism is authoritarian
@@thekyleprojekt7996 this sounds cliche but “real communism” is the opposite of authoritarian
@@professionalbozo4396 authoritarian means government creates lots of rules and enforces them heavily.
Communism is government controls all resources. How do they control the resources? A series of rules. What happens if you break the rules? Harsh punishment/execution. Same thing, 1 term just describes the other
9:50 you know Wings Of Redemption was all over that
I'm just saying
Maybe my parents haven't made my soulmate yet.
3:50 lol the correction
i can listen to this dude talking about shaving strawberries all day
The part where you said:" You're hungry, you're starving like you're a fiend bro" got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's like an extra level of thirsty 🤣🤣🤣
Am glad I found this channel couple months ago keep it up homie
People really have notis on just to dislike🤦🏾♂️
there are just 6 dislikes right now mate
Fr
There are bots that dislike every video with any significant amount of views
@@rishiy6183 yeah
@@rishiy6183 although, at the time there was dislikes on the video there was only like a couple hundred views
“Do i go visit the hub for 15 minutes?”
-Optimus 02.02.20
9? The youngest you can be where I'm from is like 13.
excuse me what
@@SirenHead00 ?
As someone who lives in Alabama I’m not sure where in the state this occurs.
Where did this weird meme/stereotype come from is what I'm curious of.
@@blessiemasancay4818 from the song sweet home Alabama
@@towfoon I've heard of that, I just didn't get it.
@@blessiemasancay4818 yeah same
The sash slinging, the trash bringing, the mash singing.... Yes, the hash slinging slasher!
"Some of you just make decisions and like make posts that should not be made."
man that the truest thing I've read on the internet
Sometimes I wonder if optimus has to go to therapy after some of this videos
4:16 reminded me of Alaska instead of Alabama
The quote from Lilmar was absolutely correctly stated with the inclusion of the words "future" and "right now".
7:37 is going in Optimus out of context.
Fax
Siblings on the streets.
Lovers in the sheets.
Bro at 3:10 i can literally feel the shots that this dude just took from optimus
Every single time I see something like this I lose all hope in humanity
Lost hope when EA released the same game for 11 years in a row
@@charless3484 well, that's EA what can you do? I lost hope when they released same game 4 years straight..
@@joejutsu3268 I lost hope when we elected a man that has more orange and peach memes posted about him than political accomplishments
@@charless3484 Trump? XDDD
@@joejutsu3268 yes yes YES
1:55
"Consider the following" - Bill Nye The Science Guy
My grandmother was 16 and my grandfather was 25 when they got married. Of course, that was pre-WW2.
Wholesome
Sheesh
This has to be the best Optimus video of all time.
Technically that last one could imply aggressive intercourse? But even then, terrifying
"siblings by chance, lovers by choice, children by accident"
I see someone's been watching Domestic Girlfirend
They...they aren’t related?
@@runawaygemm5397 I like your profile pic, what's it from?
@@christowers7307 Re:zero
@@runawaygemm5397 thanks!
"Walking around like the has slinging slasher"-Optimus
the shave a strawberry wasn't as sus. i thought it was funny and they probably did it for the post
5:50 the hash slinging slasher got me dead
It’s at 6:35 actually
The first one ain’t bad you could tell it’s a joke pointing out the huge age gap optimums looking to into things
Not the Same between 2 legal grown ups compared to a minor and grown up
@@superbryan0059 it’s a joke danm
That "my soulmate is in Middle school" dude was unironically and thoroughly based
New location discovered: Alabama
8:53 Doesn't this sound like Rick explaining an adventure to Morty.
Yes
Been a while since optimus made me laugh and it just made the rest of my day better
Okay I'm back, had to take a 3hour break to refresh my brain after hearing optimus read that.
Coming from experience, You can say that the State of Alabama can be, *Rebellious* in their relationships.
I didn’t need my president Lincoln sayin this 😂😂
Bro!!😅
3:10 This guy isn't just Down Bad. He is 'Do Not Resusitate' Bad
Lovers by choice, Jailmates by chance 😂
These videos will known here on out as, the Freaky Series
can we just appreciate the fact that somehow a lvl 653 managed to barley make second to last on the leaderboard?
5:45. Nah bro he took the biggest W in his existence
Remember to stay hydrated today everyone!
Dude that cooked up the highs and lows of her snapchat score is down unfathomable!!
You know people are truly down bad when jesus christ has hop on the Godpad to arrange a rapture smh
You killed me at 10:50 with the “huh”
honest to God when I go to Twitter I feel like I lose brain cells.
You should call this video series Optimus's Court of Twitter law
when I hear "people in twitter are degenerates"
i sub
10:48 "First and foremost I gotta ask ya.... H U H?"
Hey, Im from Alabama, and I’d never date my sister
why would I cheat on my cousin like that
Had us in the first half
They had us in the first half
And then they finished us off in the second half
Cousins are basically strangers
@@BuetifullPersun no
@Equidous it's just immoral man
There is a third option for that last one. Amputees can't walk.