How Do You Let This Happen?
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
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"There's nothing more than best friends."
I physically recoiled.
😭 pain
Gd
F
Super bestfriends
@Jaden Huang I would disown
The guy who said "Your Melons are poggers" set himself up for failure.
He is a man of culture
pog
Bro really said "what did I do wrong"
Yea I have no sympathy for that guy. He completely had that coming
@A Fish please deactivate your account
To the people that say "The worst she can say is no"
Show them this video
"right so about that"
Well, you could work on being good at judging character, and not approach loser women like that in the first place?🤷🏽♀️ it’s pretty easy to spot the red flags, why would you go there? Time to work on your pride and self-respect.
@@creatrixZBD I smell a woman
@@creatrixZBD bro this aint't a mentoring session, chill man
@@soygarlic instead of reading this as so right about that I read this as right so about that at first and I'm trying not to laugh
When she said “I need a you, that isn’t you” I just went outside in freezing cold and start digging my grave. If I’m gonna die, at least imma die alone in peace instead of with other people in a graveyard.
You can
Amen
And awomen
I just had an anuerysm reading that
the only thing that popped into my head immediately was "I woke up chris breezy"
Saying poggers unironically gets a gonk droid deactivated.
poggin
Pegging
@@badasslama3228 A gonk droid approves of pegging
Preem comment
I'm gonna say the p-word
Her: "don't want it to seem like we're on a date".
Him: "of course".
*after dinner*
Her: "weren't you paying?"
Him: "Nah, wouldn't want people to think this was a date".
Beautiful
tbh he should've done that to show that girl the damage she does to mens feelings
Her: “I didn’t realize it would be that easy”
Chad: “I didn’t realize *you* were that easy”
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This meme might already be dead, but here goes anyways.
DEAD BODY REPORTED
@@JakeTheJay here's something even older:
*Holy Shiet! You Facking killed her dude!*
@@JakeTheJay 💕💀💕
@@tinle9 even older
*SHOTS FIRED*
@@kansiwiz even older:⚠️⚠️⚠️Triggered⚠️⚠️⚠️
Men these days just be chasing women around like they are made out of gold.
My new wife is
Panda will be chasing women if they have some delicious bamboo for me to eat!!
whaman
could never be me
@@powerpanda6446 simp
Optimus: makes video
Everyone: Autobots roll in!
Panda agrees the autobots roll in!!
@100kSub without any videos challenge no
@@powerpanda6446
Hi
@@bakerystack8939 hello, sir!!☺
@@powerpanda6446 Hello 👋
“You’re like a brother to me,” is the worst that being friend zoned.
But then you remember you live in Alabama
SWEEEEEEEET HOME ALABAMAAAAAAA
idk, a girl first told me she saw me as a big bro, and then asked if I was single and if I was interested in a GF...
@@whitehavencpu6813 is she from alabama
@@joemamaobama6863 India.
Opti:"I need a coca cola that isnt a coca cola"
Pepsi: its time to bring me my money
Pepsi will get their money when they stop dumping sweetener into their cola.
@@olliegoria Just about everything has artificial sweeteners.
@@jd_the_cat yes. the joke is that pepsi uses too much.
@@olliegoria I thought you was about to pull a Spider-man joke.
"I need a you that isn't you."
I would of told her that she was uninvited to my funeral after killing me like that.
A Turtle has swam across many oceans. A Turtle has traversed many dangerous paths. A Turtle has encountered many deadly sea creatures. A Turtle has put its own life in danger just for the sole reason of being able to certify this video with a Turtle Badge Of Approval.
Doge approved
turtle!!
😎
Hi
Good turtle
me to the girls in the vid: *Jesus Christ, cease fire! Stay back!*
FALL BACK
Yeah, those were some outright war crimes there.
POV: you’re not even a minute in but you know the video is gonna be fire
Panda agrees!!
@100kSub without any videos challenge shut up
@@probablynotpatrickstar4580 SAY THE SAME TO EVERY SPAMMER
@100kSub without any videos challenge go away
The pumpkin king approves of this...
Even an officer is scared on what’s happening.
Your son is cute *licks lips*
Panda agrees the officer is scared on whats happening!!
@@powerpanda6446 I know!!!!! Elon is richer than me
@@powerpanda6446 tell me it's just a scary dream
@@malakupearson1725 I'm the richest panda. I have over 40,000,000,000 trillions of delicious bamboo!!
“UwU fingers” actually worked on my current gf 3 years ago, and she actually loves it when I call her or something she does “poggers”, I’m actually not joking, I have no idea how I ever discovered such an amazing woman, wish me luck for my wedding in 3 weeks Optimus, keep up the great content
good luck
Is there a way to learn this power?
cap
Let us know how it went in divorce court in a couple of years, good luck!
Congratulations 🎉
Optimus: Plays BattleFront 2
Me: A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
I love how the first few people didn’t comment and just clowned on the guy who said first
@Kristopher Bailey Ah, a man of culture
"I've officially created a tik tok" can't believe you joined the dark side.
TikTok is actually pretty good, its half dances a quarter memes and a quarter politics, a lot better than youtube right now
@@youraveragehotdog6836 100% CCP
@@Raptorsified fact whole lotta cap!!
@@youraveragehotdog6836 I never see dances on my fyp bro & I’m happy
@@Raptorsified Chinese communist party? Sign me up 🥵
Like him or not, Optimus do be spitting facts
Panda agrees Optimus spit straight facts!!
he just talks like he WISHES he was black. It's kinda funny
"You are down formidably"
Guys cmon don’t ever say poggers in any situation outside of twitch...especially on a date
Sounds to me like it's a good way to filter out these sorts of women
Depends on how you say it. It could work if your ironic about it.
“Optimus your horser is poggers”
-Ninja
“Have a good moment with it and laugh”
So reap pleasure at other’s expenses 😂
"There´s nothing more than best friends.
Especially when you´re getting dinner with your LITTLE brother from another mother."
I felt that, in my soul, she even made the effort to add the "little" there, just to stick it to him.
Rest in peace, friend, i hope you found your dignity on the next life.
9:20
My mans was really feelin himself
How do you let this happen?
Humanity’s lost brain cells
Panda agrees some people lost brain cells!!
@@powerpanda6446 (as a net loss, not just the 'oH bUt TeCHnIcaLly eVerYoNE lOsES bRaIn cElLs')
Women*
2021 so far has been what 2020 was in 3 months and that makes me exicting for the final boss fight.
8:10 "I need a coco-cola.. but I don't want the can" is what she means😔
yeah but she’s probably a tame impala fan that only listens to currents so either way nobodys digging her is the same with AM by arctic monkeys fans like its only that album but yet they say there fans
I dunno man, I dunno I didn’t do the crime I swear
Also rip rejected people
Except for the poggers dude like bruhhhh
"I need a you who isn't you" is the queue to throw the plasma grenade at the wall.
There's more than best friends, we can be Comrades.
*FOR THE REVOLUTION*
kamaraden hallo
Honestly its stuff like those text messages/group chats that stop people from even trying to date anymore.
Exactly. It’s just not worth it at the end of the day, especially these days. It’s just better off to wait until someone else comes around and tries to be with you. Even then it’s not really worth it, just for the first few weeks it is.
"I need a you that isnt you"
Roughly translates to "I want a guy that likes me as much as you do but is way more attractive and/or has way more money."
Basically some dude thats out of her league unless she's down for being a side piece.
7:04 The way Optimus said “Oh My Goodness” was Gold
I edited this comment so none of the replies make sense. Eheheheh....
Panda agrees she's the worst for rejecting you!!
@@powerpanda6446 you are everywhere
If she found out your username, I'm not surprised
@@solarwolf678 yup, it’s an “a turtle” copy cat. I’m really getting sick of those people
@@solarwolf678 I am. I hope you have a good day, buddy!!☺
"I need a you that isn't you" bro I'm having some serious high school flashbacks right now...
7:03 that “of course” was full and covered with sorrow, that guy must’ve finished all his ice cream that night
As quoting from Corey Taylor: ALL HOPE IS GONE
WE HAVE MADE THE PRESENT OBSOLETE 🤘🏼
It feels like breathing in sulfur
@@myra-yves America is a killing name
People make noises when they are sick 🤘🤘🤘
Corey Taylor
Being Friend-zoned sucks! I asked out this girl I knew for a long time and she said how I am more of a friend. And that hurt a lot because if someone I knew for almost all my life didn’t want me, then who would?
Ah, that’s unfortunate. Keep your head up man.
8:56
Optimus: "my chest would've collapsed in on itself by that point."
Me: first time?
i think this guy was getting desperate so he was just trying everything
(every text in a nutshell)
Guy: hey wanna hang out?
Girl: you don't even realize your already dead
The worst feeling is when a girl says they wish they could find a guy like you and then you say I'm a guy like me and the just say ew.
Btw nice to see battlefront 2 get some gameplay but you should try Co op it's super fun and you can play with your friends :)
It’s things like this that make me glad I have a gf
@@aghast6954 good4u
is it weird how my battery is at 11 percent the date this was posted was the 11th and about to 11,000 views with Optimus at 1.1mill subs?
The universe is syncing for you. Make a wish.
I wish for my fellow men to be able to find a partner without being turned down
@@blood_doge998 Thanks man
@@nicke.8622 no problem man I wish us all the best
@@blood_doge998 I salute you
These homies got schlonged by the women they're after
"Strike a little bit of a balance"
So you're going to snap half of us away with an infinity gauntlet cool snap away Biden while you're at it it's a JOKE everybody
I like the way he's playing as Anakin Skywalker too 😂😂😂
When you actually learn some lessons from Optimus through this video and still get entertainment.
THIS IS BETTER THAN SCHOOL
I want a candy bar that's crispy, cruchy, peanut buttery, but not a butterfinger.
I want chocolate, but not chocolate
I want to kiss a girl who isn't a girl
Ive been told the "I need a you, who isn't you" line a few times 😔
3:11 this is the exact response I would have given, and I've actually done this myself. This man probably deleted the conversation, her number, and turned off the screem.
I love Optimus because he talks like one of the boys
6:42 my man was more down than the stocks during the Great Depression
Don't forget kings she didn't leave you on read,you left her speechless. Your crown sire👑
I really hate society. I really wish I could go back to 2007-2013, when society wasnt as bad as it is now.
Hey I was born in 2007 so I agree that the early 2010's was fire
What? It was the same back then bruh. We had these things going on text messages, instead of internet memes. That was the only difference.
Lol friendzone memes were at a peak at those years it really wasn't that different
I had a girl I went on a date with text me “I got a boyfriend! Yay!” Dates do be like that sometimes. (If she meant me, and was texting the wrong person by mistake, still a yikes)
Oof Man, Oof
@@vichc yee yee, you just shrug it off, and move on to the next one at that point lol.
@@googlepoodle5814 True
It’s just sad man
Some of these are just straight sad
Just like Bill gates hairline
“I need a you, who’s really my cat”
“Women don’t care about looks”
i need a you that isn’t you
Optimus back with the battlefront gameplay.
Yeah but its still the shirty offline mode :(
I'm just going to leave this lighthearted comment here. For those who genuinely have good intentions, don't worry, you will find someone worthwhile. I tried for years and it was always left with nothing. So one day I stopped trying and then the next thing I know, I'm with the most beautiful lady I've ever met. Been with her since March last year. So don't lose hope, ladies and gentlemen. I hope one day y'all will find love like I have. 😊💕
Thanks for the motivation friend.
‘Don’t worry, you’ll find someone worthwhile’, best joke I’ve heard in months.
6:14 I felt that guys pain
Optimus 6 months ago : "TikTok is Chinese spyware, i don't want that on my phone" (as if Facebook or google (RUclips) aren't american spywares either)
Optimus 2 months ago : "I made a TikTok"
"I need a you that isn't you" translation "I want someone with your personality that's more attractive than you"
If she says, "I need a you that isn't you". Just reply with, "Too bad, that me wouldn't want you"
Alright what’s going on Optimus
He probably bought tesla stock
Men:don't be scared, the worst thing that could happen is she says no.
Woman: 😂😂😂
the fact that he dropped down to 158 health with Anakin on solo ARCADE is beyond me
I like having some funny vids ( it's definitely needed to talk about what has been going on but it is still nice to have light hearted ) you are probably one of my favourite RUclipsrs due to the balance that you bring to your chanel .
This is a rare occasion when we get to hear him speak without a little bit of anger in his voice
This was really funny man. Good stuff
3:05 he should of said "Same" just to mess with her
Marvin’s Room is truly the downbad anthem
Am i the only one who feels like Optimus and Birdman is the same person xD
Optimus is the Drake to Birdman's Lil Wayne
"I need a you that isn't you."
Well there is only one of me, so what's it gonna be?
This is one of those videos that deserves a 10 hour version
"At this point this is where you put up a spiritual prayer that she never finds happiness." - Optimus 2021
I’d like to do the same
5:29 I guess he wasn’t her little pog champ.
Love these types of videos man, keep it up 😂😂
9:08 DAYUMMMMMMM
0:43 YESSSIR STRUGGLE TWEETS TOO. Hmm I gotta be checking out that down bad patrol tho.
See bro this is why you cant have girls as friends. Because once you are friends, you will always be friends in her head bro
When she says I want someone like you but who isn’t you. She says I want someone with your personality but who is attractive.
Bro Optimus is left and right turning his videos into fundraisers for a bunch of important fujndraisers, with out even putting himself on a pedestal in the process,
muy epico
"Nobody can survive on $800 a month"
Me who survives on $625 a month: *Guess I'll die*
imagine your just flirting and then
I WAS WONDERING...
Edit:
Also YOU CAN WORK HERE FOR 200 dollars A WEEK
Can't even pay rent, I know RIGHT
50 likes?
maybe one day
@@ebuslamentee5963 And you already got 52 likes
@@limitedperson si
guys im hyping for 1k
4:16 best thing he could have said was you mean step brother
When you want to ask your friend out and then start watching Optimus’ friend zone videos
Good luck bro
A year later and still gotta say: imagine getting hit with the friend zone anthem. That's a game end. It's over buddy. At that point just dig a hole out back because you were just put down like old yeller.
Optimus giving relationship advice love it 😂
6:36 got me in my feelings and I wasn’t The Who even got friend zoned.
Virtual hugs to early squad
Noti gang
Yessir
Bro no cap I needed that virtual hug
Finally a wholesome comment with no advertisement. Pog
No
I love these types of videos man, Optimus keep them coming.
You can't help but feel bad for these guys
Imma be honest, I’d either send a 3 paragraph roast to any of these girls, or a 3 minute voice message, roasting them.
I would leave them on read and move on. I’d rather not give them the satisfaction of hurting you. These girls don’t have remorse.
Optimus honestly needs more views. He is too funny to be getting 30k a vid
What's worse is when they lead you on for almost a year, tell you that they love you, go on regular dates, etc just to tell you that they don't owe you an explanation for seeing other guys.
F in the chat for all the homies in the video though
Nobody:
The description: *Casually is a meme*
7:53
“There was no sound! He just died!”