the critic - buy my book (extended)

can you survive 3 full minutes without laughing?

[@richardscott5422]

As a struggling author, I always wished I could have a display like this--not because I think it would sell copies, but it would punish the people who didn't.

[@BOOMProductionsOfficial]

Why not send this to everyone

[@918Mitchell]

There needs to be a 12 hour version of this so we can experience what that manager experienced.

[@rockerseven]

this needs a 10 hour version...

[@JGuzewicz]

If anyone were to ever have one of these of themselves at an author signing, I'd buy their book on principle.

[@SilverMelee]

Every time I see Cracked push their "De-Textbook," this is immediately the first thing that comes to mind.

[@LucianoCarvalhoS]

Stephanie Miller this clip was on my mind all day long after listening to your show this morning. I'll have to buy the book now.

[@DonPeyote420]

I suddenly want to buy his book...

[@AdvocateInertia]

I like the part when he says "Buy my book!"

[@quelltech]

David Wong: the Later Years

[@Scallycowell]

Mark Millar at the end of Kick-Ass 3. "Buy my books, buy my books,buy my books..."

[@JulesHinmon]

*Shoots it*
It had to be done.

[@QKlilx]

Korean: There is no response. There is no bad belief.

[@BloodMonkeysUnited]

and the title, "what i do in the dark" is oddly fitting

[@therealcamdon]

i like the part where he says "buy my book"

[@PIXPromosMore]

Only 3 Minutes when there are 10 minute & 10 hour versions of everything else in the world?

[@SamTheMightyMan]

A weapon on that scale is too dangerous to put into the world.

[@minusX]

The best part is turning on closed captioning, and having every line be different!

[@squall600]

lol i just love see how everyone is interpreting what jay is saying :)

[@TheKnizzine]

...he just stares into your soul...

[@noveltone_]

Find my Pug!
Find my Pug!

[@KJkoolguy]

Before I knew it was over I watched the whole thing

[@docstrnge]

Nice! This my absolute favorite "The Critic" episode and meme.

[@GargusSCP]

And as of today, it really is him.

[@Wingless-]

-- RUclips took down the video after all those viewers killed themselves...

[@Ultimate_Charizard]

When you look at him for long enough you notice he looks like he's missing the top of his head.

[@grungle_gimmix]

The title should, "Can you survive 3 minutes without stabbing your eardrum."

[@NachosElectric]

"Best book I've ever read by a fat, bald, gay man." -- Duke Phillips

[@taurus1234]

find my blog!
find my bug!

[@noopdog47]

i think....i think i wanna buy his book

[@cammydavies4901]

Find my blog, find my bug?

[@georgedude7741]

MINE MY BLOCK!

[@firebrand36]

6 people already have his book.

[@CyberKirby]

Buy my block.

[@Billinois78]

Bite my plug!

[@WolfieboyMachi]

Goddammit, now I can't unhear it! xD

[@crocketlawnchair259]

Big the Cat Sings Literary Classics.

[@Ambaryerno]

I want to do this next time I do an author table.

[@animedude8712]

Someone get me a gun.

[@3lloGuvner]

Find my bog. Find my bug. Find my bog. Find my bug.

[@InfectiousDamnation]

Couldn't last 20 seconds without laughing.

[@EvilUncleFrank]

Jeremy Hawke shot that thing's head off JUST as it was starting to feel love.

[@PaulDWKU85]

bite my bug, bite my bug, bite my bug

[@cjcool91]

6 book store employees shot themselves.

[@iaminterface0101]

fun game: turn on captions, set to foreign languages, and translate. for example, german:
"keine reaktion. nicht wider treu und glauben", which roughly means "no reaction. not in good faith."

[@Ssilevos1917]

This needs to have a 12 hour loop

[@mspe1960]

I wonder if anyone has ever watched this video start to finish.

[@lilmanjs166]

crap! I didn't even make it a single minute without laughing. darn you! I need his book

[@Bismuth83X]

Well, if you insist...

[@Mister_Oddity]

Buy my blog, buy my blog

[@sockpuppetclock]

0:00 find my BAWK find my BLOCK find my BOOK find my BLOG find my BOOK

[@IndoJewGuy]

Lumber, we need lumber...

[@quickford]

FIND MY BUG!

[@MattmanDude44]

Oh hey look... it's Movie Bob.

[@kennethcarrillo3424]

RIP Brentano's manager that shot himself

[@dr.karmichaelandjones]

BUY MY BOOK!📕

[@swatmajor1]

Strange how when reading the comments, he is saying different words.

[@JustinS4ne]

yes

[@OMGanimator93]

find my boat

[@FauxFauxFaux21]

BUY'N MY BUG

[@sciencejoe]

Find my book!

[@noyzhole]

Behind my bunk!

[@pokemyeye]

vie my block!

[@AngelDerear]

made it twice without laughing :3

[@SidheKnight]

Sounds like "Find my bug"

[@UpstreamNL]

Haha, I loved the twist around 1:43 :p

[@tehbordness]

I made it 43 seconds.

[@McDADDyK]

Can't find your bog sorry

[@stripedhyenuh]

Buy my blog. Find my bug.

[@ValkAuguste]

The Amazing atheist at the moment.

[@CleaveTheDragon]

BY AN' MY BUG!

[@BenRK90]

The legends were true...

[@1982wjs]

Bye bye bug

[@misjif2341]

The Amazing Atheist.

[@DanPearson711]

"Yeah, they pulled 'em out of bookstores after a Brentano's manager shot himself"

[@jccw227]

More than a few seconds would be a bit much.

[@Tuttermuts]

OH TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY!!! (I'll take 10 copies)

[@Mattteus]

find my book? vine my blog? buy my bug? Vi might fuck?

[@stuhast]

@InfectiousDamnation I don't think I made it even three seconds!

[@Mattteus]

nice

[@SLAPPAYURFACE]

I will, Zack Ryder, stop jobbing please!!!

[@YannGuillermou]

Find my block

[@obbyman264]

Movie Bob is that you?

[@DWolfTV]

Vine my bug!

[@AngelDerear]

@Obombration yeah.... why do you ask ?

[@RIUUI007]

eins, zwei, drei

[@howlbigbadwolf]

Must ..Stick ..Head ..in ..cold.. Place.

[@MrArrogant95]

reminds me of the amazing atheist.

[@PlaidBoyPDX]

Bind my butt? Bye my blog? Bai mai bwok?

[@Cluv22]

i Couldn't do it. lol. i broke at 28 seconds.

[@futureBLESS]

find my blog

[@SMRudiger]

but anyway, I thought

[@GlitchyWitch388]

me XD

[@usjets08]

funny then not funny but funny again

[@TheRealFlenuan]

I didn't laugh. -_-

[@therealmaskedheel]

Zack Ryder sucks and what does he have to do with this?