I showed my token straight friend last week’s video and asked if he was offended by it. He literally just laughed. Update 1 year later: He’s not straight.
@@barryleonard1402 but they aren’t?? They literally just said that they’re valid. Why are you even here? You’re just looking for reactions. You’re a fucking adult trying to poke fun at a younger audience. Get a life, dude.
@@billhartman5954 I’m going to stop you at “back in my day”. Things change over time. New issues arise and old ones fall. The Marine Corps is a great structure for young people to find a way to stable themselves in life, but it doesn’t determine what happens outside of it. Plus, by your logic, the system was rigged when trump was elected as well.
i always get a little sad when ladies talk about their boyfriends, because they get so thrilled about the bare minimum. my friend used to grin for hours when he boyfriend said she looked nice, and another friend of mine cried because her boyfriend bought her tampons when she ran out. corry's right, the bar is on the FLOOR
So this vid could be about Noah's beef with males despite wanting to identify as one? Makes me wonder if an underlying vulnerability as a biological female might be the issue? Maybe not though
Can we not condescendingly criticize people for doing nice things for their partners? Like, every time a girl says something nice about their boyfriend for doing a simple nice thing, we get people saying “OMG YIKES GET SOME STANDARDS THE BAR IS ON THE FLOOR R/ARETHESTRAIGHTSOKAY”- like, dude, you are bashing this girl for appreciating a nice thing, and you’re treating the guy like an abuser or someone who’s not doing enough for his partner when _you don’t even know them._ This phenomenon is pretty toxic in itself. What does it accomplish? We can acknowledge the simple positive things people do for their partners _and also_ work to create a more positive culture in relationships.
@@Dreigonix If someone is moved to the point of tears because their partner did something slightly positive for them, that will probably lead me to question how this person treats them on a normal basis for them to think that what their partner did was the epitome of kindness. Normally, idc ab these sorts of things. I only really notice in a situation where someone is EXTREMELY in shock an awe of their partner when all they did was a very simple considerate act (replacing the toilet paper, paying them a compliment, doing their own dishes, i.e. things a person would already be doing if they had at least one considerate bone in their body). People should 100% have a higher standard than that in their relationships.
@@aloe7215 those who cheat, deserve castration ect. Being faithful is the correct way in any relationship and if people cant stay faithful, they should just break up with thier partner in a decent moral manner.
@@Sam-zu5mr I don't think brutal sexual violation is an appropriate response, especially since cheating is its own punishment, but I agree that people should just break up if they're not into their partner. Communication saves everyone a lot of trouble. My ex-wife (and best friend) cheated on me when we were dating, and I did blow up at first, but then we sat down and talked about it, and I suggested we have an open relationship, and that made us happy and healthy for ten years. They knew they could talk to me, and I knew they would be honest, so everything that was a problem before went away. Compared to if they had just kept cheating, we both would have been miserable, them terrified of being found out and feeling guilty, and me paranoid and feeling rejected. So I always say: Communicate!!
@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice fair enough reply, every relationship is different I guess. But I'm a believer of not cheating full stop. If my partner cheated on me just once, I would end it there and then. I dont live with my partner, but we trust each other never to do that to each other. Yes communication is key to a happy relationship, but infidelity must be addressed. Iv had a relationship in the past where it's not working and iv had temporary separation from them to give us freedom and breathing space, that does work sometimes, but for me personally it didn't and me and my ex stayed seperated. But I dont like cheating full stop. Talk it through and if it's not working out then break up officially. It's for the best some times. Cheating is not the answer.
@@arcauk Yes, I can’t say nothing. When I speak I always say something. Do you realise how smoothbrained you sound right now? Bill is actually short for Billbmud, which backwards is dumb lib. Which is what you are. Over and out
@@cupcakKe_express you clearly live under a rock ☠ and if you’re transphobic, why tf are you on Noah’s page? istg transphobes are so confusing.. why do you want to piss yourself off?
@@Billyclay24 are we supposed to thank them for that?? like u think i wanna be here??? TwT XD (low key was joking bout not wanting to be here dont hate crime me)
@@Billyclay24 Are you sure about that? Bi people exist. IVF exists. If you want to get really creative, you could even have a gay couple with a lesbian surrogate. No non-gay people involved.
Exactly. The soap, water, and tp is free, it makes sense to cover the other bodily needs people go into the bathroom for. Some people have menstruation product vending machines, and that is the work of the devil. Nobody chooses to have periods.
I feel like everyone should carry pads/tampons in their bag it would prevent the awkwardness of having to ask a ton of strangers if they could give u one (and personally this would also make me super dysphoric) and prevent trans folks from being outed for having/not having menstrual products with them
I was literally bout to say "AND PADS, NOT EVERYONE CAN USE TAMPONS" and y'all followed up real quick with that and I'm so happy bc it's really frustrating when people only have tampons available. I know who's house I'm going to lol
My 'best friend' used to literally and very blatantly stare at me when I was getting undressed to change into anything and she expected me to be ok with it because we were both girls. She couldn't understand why I told her to stop staring. Noah you are right it's an invasion of privacy.
Completely unrelated but (I'm a trans boy) I got referred to by he/him pronouns on the weekend by someone I had never met before and I was so happy I couldn't stop grinning xD The person did ask my mum if HE was 11 tho-
Cute old people story time: My nana and papa have been married for 56 years. 2020 was the first time he was in hospital properly (he has pancreatic cancer and has had an op and is coming home this week 😊). Anyway, my nana has been properly worried and is the first time on her own and is coping okay even with not being able to see people an awful lot. My papa was in High Dependency Unit over Xmas which also co-insides with his birthday and their anniversary. My nana hid his cards in his bag so he could open them when he was well enough. They phone each other every day to update each other on news etc. It's super cute. Kinda rambly but I just wanted to share how cute their relationship is and how sucky situations can still have positive things in them. I love them both and can't wait for him to come home so they can finally be reunited 💛
I'm trans ftm and I thought I was bi and only recently have I realised I'm straight. And I hate being straight cause that's the group of like toxic masculinity men 😂
You aren't serious right ? Like, I've always watched Noah's videos knowing it was sarcasm but this type of comment actually scares me... You do realize that a lot of cis men are way more than okay ?
@@lovinduffin7898 omg thank you I was so scared XD you don't know how many people I see these days who are "rebelling" against cis men and trying to make them all toxic people but then I think about young children who are just nice boys and have never done anyone any harm but are told by way too many people that just being who they are makes them inherently bad. I get your comment was a joke and it was actually funny, but I fight with so many people who spend an enormous amount of time in the comment section trying to defend that idea that I become a bit paranoid lmao 😂
When I was still in school I used to carry tampons and pads in my backpack even when I wasn’t on my period, just in case someone else needed one. I don’t even use pads, but one time this girl came up to me and whispered “do you by any chance have a pad?” And I was like, “I have tampons, would that work?” And she made this helpless face like “oh... no, but thanks anyway...” and I decided right then that I would never again allow my fellow female to go thru that struggle in my presence again. So I started carrying pads (both light and heavy types) as well as light, regular, and heavy tampons. I gotchu b*tch ✊🏻
I want to thank you for all you're videos. I had many questions about Transgender individuals and you helped me see how some comments are offensive and why. I am autistic so I often need explanations to avoid mis understandings, I need to understand to properly comport myself. You have helped me be more open minded and understanding of other people. You reacting to others and making videos about how you see straight people is amazing for me. You are a safe place to go to and i want you to know you helped this ex transphobe see my wrong doings. Thank you.
Noah, I was watching the "Underachiever" video on the big screen, and for once the camera was flipped correctly so the writing was legible, and I couldn't help but notice the "Walnut Creek, CA" in the background, my old stomping ground when I was in my youth. Bay Area represent!
The more I learn about my mother the more I know she would have been supportive. Sadly I'll never know if my parents would be supportive BC both died before I was an adult.
5:30 a promise ring is essentially just a promise to make an effort and take the relationship very seriously, so kind of like a pre-engagement ring in a sense, so you can only wear one if you are already in a relationship. The Jonas brothers wore a purity ring which signifies abstinence and you don't have to be in a relationship to wear one. (A bunch of disney stars wore them btw, not just the jonas brothers, I'm pretty sure selena gomez, demi lovato and miley cyrus also wore them)
this reminds me of this one time me and my siblings were carving our initials in a bench at the park (the benches whole perpose was the graffiti alr) anyways this old couple walks by so we hide the knife/marker we were using then they look at us and go "write our initials too:)" and it was the sweetest thing, we asked for there initials and wrote them down on the bench. old couples are adorable
Look man, I understand you're joking with the adoption stuff, just wanna give a friendly note right now. Buying a child is probably one of the worst things you can say about adoption in a joke type way - this is a real issue since adoption does have origins (and still has ties to) child trafficking. This is the reason for closed adoptions being a common thing (an entirely different problem in itself - never have a closed adoption because it's terrible for the childs mental health), it was easier to mark child trafficking as 'closed adoption' back in the day, which is where the concept comes from. I'm not saying that a child with abusive birth parents shouldn't be kept away from them if that's in their best interest, but otherwise, contact and knowledge is very important. I know I personally have problems with feeling like a commodity. Kids in the foster care system are usually prioritised by how 'pretty' they are when getting adopted - a white, blonde, assigned female at birth, young child with no 'problems or trauma' (though I'd say that adoption without trauma is almost impossible) are usually prioritised (or at least up until 2007 in the UK, around the time when the care system was fighting to have me taken away from my foster carers/adoptive parents because I was one of these 'lucky' children, even though these are the only parents I knew and they're amazing people either way). I'm really not trying to go after y'all, but to be honest, I was really uncomfortable watching that part of the video. If you're interested in finding out more, I'd suggest maybe taking a look at some of the adoptee run instagram pages (the bumbling adoptee is great, and they follow a lot of people you can also check out), or maybe check out the daily bastardette (though I'll admit they're a bit difficult to follow).
10:02 one of my favorite things I've found when chatting w people online, is asking them about their pets. Sometimes these random people just go on about their babies and it's so cute
You two read so fAst, even tho english is not my main language is normal that I read english slow BUT IF IT WAS SPANISH I READ SLOW AS WELL SO YOU GUYS READ FAST AF
"The skin of a yam (left) looks kind of like tree bark, while a sweet potato (right) is more reddish-brown. Real yams are entirely different root vegetables that are more like yucca in texture and flavor. They have bumpy, tough brown skin (that looks almost tree trunk-like) with starchy, not sweet flesh."
Aww hearing about that grandma reminded me of mine, she is the only "elder" from my family that fully treats me like a boy (since i'm trans) and she's the sweetest person i know, she hugs me all the time and i just feel like a little baby although i'm almost 18 already x'd i love her :')
YES!!! EVERYONE SHOULD CARRY PERIOD PRODUCTS IN THEIR HOMES (or on their person if possible)!! It's the worst feeling asking for products if you're shy or uncomfortable. And it can be embarrassing to ask multiple people or not having access to anything at all (besides paper towels) in case of emergency.
omg the one about the mum with snapchat.... my mom fangirls out at me over the fact that my dad sends her cute stickers on facebook messenger and it's honestly the most wholesome thing in the world
Happy 2021, the next few months still won't be easy but this will the year of the vaccine and things will very slowly get back to normal. Don't count on it happening untill mid year but it will get better. Any struggle you have and any pain you might experience will get better with time. You may have lost those who you love and this may mean nothing coming from a stranger but I am truly sorry, it is a horrendous experience but time will heal you. I know many of us are dealing with depression right now including my self and it can take you down a dark path and it's best to talk to someone you know and love about it. If you want to vent or talk feel free, this stranger cares about you all, this is a positive and friendly community. Also never forget you are valid.
Aww that elderly couple made me smile. There's something about elderly people that just warms my heart. I can't explain it. And happily married elderly couple are one of the cutest things in the world! They're goalz!!! 💕
poking fun at a group of power isn't directly harmful, but poking fun at a group that has less power is literally just beating a dead horse and is shit and directly harms the group, so make fun of the straights as much as you want whoever is reading this
I love how Corry and Noah take the piss out of each other, it's like the way I tease my BF all the time to get reactions out of him. He loves it too. It's not "arguing" it's playful and often flirtatious. When your partner is also a perfect match for you at verbal tennis. 🥰
That tweet with the garlic bread is actually a joke in ace community (asexual community), that ace people rather take garlic bread than sex. But how you took it is also a pretty good solution 👍😊 But I rather take the garlic bread 😂
Aha! I’ve found the herd of wild aces to join! I came here to post that about the garlic bread but the good work has already been done. I’m assuming the screenshot in the video is of a sex positive asexual and that’s why they describe sex as something that makes the other person feel good, which I respect but I would take the garlic bread
My mum works for a business that's very supportive of the lgbtq+ community, and I remember my mum told me that for the pride march her work is attending in February, she got this t-shirt that says 'Free mum hugs!" and I can't wait to see how many gay and trans ppl come and give my mum a hug.
o corey, you right. the bar is so low. i . . .heavy sigh. the bar is so low. sometimes you find one that meets the bar. keep them. because it's hard to find one. they're out there, they are just few and far between in my experience. . . my record with females isn't much better
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It just kills me that the bar is SO low, when a guy says he loves his wife people are like 'wow what a king'
Actually, guys that don't sexually harass are considered good guys. The bar is really really low.
@@barryleonard1402 Sexual harassment is not a _female issue._ If anything, it is a _male issue_ that us men should start solving right now.
@@JuanPablodelaTorre my father assassulted me when I was young. That's how I knew I was a woman cause I liked it
@@barryleonard1402 That's not how it works, Barry. If you want to troll, try educating yourself first.
@@JuanPablodelaTorre He's commenting everywhere. What a loser
That silence for a couple of seconds when you see that the other person is about to talk🤣🤣🤣 I already love this.
ye
Cory: what is a binder if not a costant hug?
Noah: CoNsTaNt pAiN
I LITERALLY SCREAMED
ITS TOO RELATABLE HOLY COW
I showed my token straight friend last week’s video and asked if he was offended by it. He literally just laughed.
Update 1 year later: He’s not straight.
Token straight friend😂😂😂
*chuckles*
now I want to be someone's token straight friend 😦
😂😂😂
The only people who would be offended by it are horrible
noah and corry trying to be nice to straights is the most entertaining thing on youtube
Replace “straights” with “blacks” and you’ll find that you’re being Heterophobic. I weep for the future of this world.
@@billhartman5954 Well straight is a majority and black is a minority, they’re not interchangeable terms and heterophobia isn’t a thing💕
noah actually seems okay doing it but corry looks like he has to put in extra effort to not make a offhand comment thats mean 😂
@@billhartman5954 the fact that u barely joined RUclips today and found Noah's channel as a grown old man is gross
@@aarguellez1803 The fact that you decided to stalk my account is weird in itself. It takes one to know one.
Noah: When will Corry come home from work?
Corry: The same time every day.
Noah: But it's always nice to wonder.
Asked my straight boyfriend if he was okay and his response was ‘mentally, no’ 😂😂
valid
@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice stop hating on her for not being straight
@@barryleonard1402 but they aren’t?? They literally just said that they’re valid. Why are you even here? You’re just looking for reactions. You’re a fucking adult trying to poke fun at a younger audience. Get a life, dude.
@@billhartman5954 I’m going to stop you at “back in my day”. Things change over time. New issues arise and old ones fall. The Marine Corps is a great structure for young people to find a way to stable themselves in life, but it doesn’t determine what happens outside of it. Plus, by your logic, the system was rigged when trump was elected as well.
@@barryleonard1402 What in the fuck are you reading, because it sure as hell ain't my comment
i always get a little sad when ladies talk about their boyfriends, because they get so thrilled about the bare minimum. my friend used to grin for hours when he boyfriend said she looked nice, and another friend of mine cried because her boyfriend bought her tampons when she ran out. corry's right, the bar is on the FLOOR
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So this vid could be about Noah's beef with males despite wanting to identify as one? Makes me wonder if an underlying vulnerability as a biological female might be the issue? Maybe not though
@@greentorm5467 I don't think this vid is about Noah having a "beef with males" lmaoo
Can we not condescendingly criticize people for doing nice things for their partners? Like, every time a girl says something nice about their boyfriend for doing a simple nice thing, we get people saying “OMG YIKES GET SOME STANDARDS THE BAR IS ON THE FLOOR R/ARETHESTRAIGHTSOKAY”- like, dude, you are bashing this girl for appreciating a nice thing, and you’re treating the guy like an abuser or someone who’s not doing enough for his partner when _you don’t even know them._
This phenomenon is pretty toxic in itself. What does it accomplish? We can acknowledge the simple positive things people do for their partners _and also_ work to create a more positive culture in relationships.
@@Dreigonix If someone is moved to the point of tears because their partner did something slightly positive for them, that will probably lead me to question how this person treats them on a normal basis for them to think that what their partner did was the epitome of kindness.
Normally, idc ab these sorts of things. I only really notice in a situation where someone is EXTREMELY in shock an awe of their partner when all they did was a very simple considerate act (replacing the toilet paper, paying them a compliment, doing their own dishes, i.e. things a person would already be doing if they had at least one considerate bone in their body). People should 100% have a higher standard than that in their relationships.
Who needs netflix when we have straight people
frr they're all the entertainment I need :D
exactly xD
Hetflix
Amazing Profilpicture btw
@@itsrosegames IM SCREAMINH AJSHSNN
"I'm sorry I'm an empath."
Oh my God, same.
sh*ne dawson in every video of the past three years:
@@skylinesandturnstiles9595 😂omfg I can’t-
@@skylinesandturnstiles9595 omg hahaha trueee
"And she's so lonely"
Me, aroace, when im ninety: ...
"I'm not being sarcastic at all" lmaooooooo the bar is so low ahahha
I’m always sarcastic ❤️
For the record, a promise ring is something you give to someone to symbolize you *will* get married eventually, just not right now.
A sign of fidelity to the one you love most.
@@Sam-zu5mr yes!
@@aloe7215 those who cheat, deserve castration ect. Being faithful is the correct way in any relationship and if people cant stay faithful, they should just break up with thier partner in a decent moral manner.
@@Sam-zu5mr I don't think brutal sexual violation is an appropriate response, especially since cheating is its own punishment, but I agree that people should just break up if they're not into their partner. Communication saves everyone a lot of trouble. My ex-wife (and best friend) cheated on me when we were dating, and I did blow up at first, but then we sat down and talked about it, and I suggested we have an open relationship, and that made us happy and healthy for ten years. They knew they could talk to me, and I knew they would be honest, so everything that was a problem before went away. Compared to if they had just kept cheating, we both would have been miserable, them terrified of being found out and feeling guilty, and me paranoid and feeling rejected. So I always say: Communicate!!
@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice fair enough reply, every relationship is different I guess. But I'm a believer of not cheating full stop. If my partner cheated on me just once, I would end it there and then. I dont live with my partner, but we trust each other never to do that to each other. Yes communication is key to a happy relationship, but infidelity must be addressed. Iv had a relationship in the past where it's not working and iv had temporary separation from them to give us freedom and breathing space, that does work sometimes, but for me personally it didn't and me and my ex stayed seperated. But I dont like cheating full stop. Talk it through and if it's not working out then break up officially. It's for the best some times. Cheating is not the answer.
"straight people being normal for once" i honestly never thought of that sentence in my years of being gay
c-could have n-never imagined i-it!!!
I never thought of that too in my years of being straight
How heterophobic.
@@billhartman5954 You can't say nothing your name is literally bill
@@arcauk Yes, I can’t say nothing. When I speak I always say something. Do you realise how smoothbrained you sound right now? Bill is actually short for Billbmud, which backwards is dumb lib. Which is what you are. Over and out
noah: not all men suck
corry: wha
Lol
watching these men talk about menstruation is so wholesome wow
Only women go through it
@@cupcakKe_express You'd be wrong...
Trans people exist. Also, intersex people exist as well.
@@cupcakKe_express you clearly live under a rock ☠
and if you’re transphobic, why tf are you on Noah’s page? istg transphobes are so confusing.. why do you want to piss yourself off?
Made me realize I should do that too when I move to my new place
Noah: Pregnancy can really ... kill people
Corry: But it also makes people
Trolls: HETEROPHO-
Trolls:*reread the title*
Trolls: *visible confusion*
@@Billyclay24 I'm out here looking for who asked
@@Billyclay24 my two gay dads: 👁👄👁
@@Billyclay24 are we supposed to thank them for that?? like u think i wanna be here??? TwT XD (low key was joking bout not wanting to be here dont hate crime me)
@@Billyclay24 Are you sure about that? Bi people exist. IVF exists. If you want to get really creative, you could even have a gay couple with a lesbian surrogate. No non-gay people involved.
@@Billyclay24 not everyone in a heterosexual relationship are straight
I think that all public restrooms in restaurants, store and such should supply pads and tampons.
My college has free stuff in the bathrooms, they're winning
Exactly. The soap, water, and tp is free, it makes sense to cover the other bodily needs people go into the bathroom for. Some people have menstruation product vending machines, and that is the work of the devil. Nobody chooses to have periods.
I feel like everyone should carry pads/tampons in their bag it would prevent the awkwardness of having to ask a ton of strangers if they could give u one (and personally this would also make me super dysphoric) and prevent trans folks from being outed for having/not having menstrual products with them
@@waterstar3.144 it's not uncommon for periods to come out of the blue so you won't always be prepared and have pads with you
also period products should be free in general, which they now are in scotland (first country to do that)
Only 5 seconds into the video and I’m already laughing
I was literally bout to say "AND PADS, NOT EVERYONE CAN USE TAMPONS" and y'all followed up real quick with that and I'm so happy bc it's really frustrating when people only have tampons available. I know who's house I'm going to lol
Plot twist: everyone in these is actually bisexual in straight-passing relationships, so it's not actually straight people being normal
Represent! XD
You just (partially) read my mind
Okay can we take a moment to appreciate how cute these two are?!
Absolute kings 👑❤
Hey. Where can i edit a profile like yours? I forgot the website's name TwT
@@nyxalex8049 think its like,, "oc creator" or something
@@nyxalex8049 i think it's called "picrew"?
@@lew4925 thank you 💕
@@lew4925 omg thanks 💕
"Again. Bar. Can you see the bar? Can you see me? You can't see the bar because it's so low" - Corry 2021
why does the silence make me laugh
“ADOPT DON’T SHOP”
and now we knowww!!!
Noah : “you look great I look pale”
Cory : “yep that’s real life. “
😂😂😂 STOP THAT WAS AWESOME.
Cringe
@@barryleonard1402 lay off theyre just vibin
"Sorry I'm an EMPATH" CRYING
My 'best friend' used to literally and very blatantly stare at me when I was getting undressed to change into anything and she expected me to be ok with it because we were both girls. She couldn't understand why I told her to stop staring. Noah you are right it's an invasion of privacy.
I agree! Though the people are both ok and consenting to it! Also, I am very sorry that happened to you. That is not ok.
"I'm not being sarcastic I just suck at sincerity." -Corry 2020
"We're a very dysfunctional family" Hahaha yes! Made me laugh.
I showed the other video to my straight, cis guy friend and he said and I quote "and you wonder why I want to throw myself off a bridge."
Big oop
To sum up this entire video:
Noah: that's...nice. very nice.
Corey: do you see the bar? NO. You can't. Because it's too low.
Noah: “I don’t know why I’m struggling to read”
Corry: “Do you want me to read-“
Noah: “NO”
Completely unrelated but (I'm a trans boy) I got referred to by he/him pronouns on the weekend by someone I had never met before and I was so happy I couldn't stop grinning xD The person did ask my mum if HE was 11 tho-
That's so great. ❤ And don't worry, many pubescent guys look like little boys. 😂
That's awesome!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
Hey at least she gendered you correct :) I’m closeted and someone called me sir once, my dad “corrected” them but it made me happy
@@dianahaymze623 I didn't
@@FloofDog no one asked cis
Cute old people story time:
My nana and papa have been married for 56 years. 2020 was the first time he was in hospital properly (he has pancreatic cancer and has had an op and is coming home this week 😊). Anyway, my nana has been properly worried and is the first time on her own and is coping okay even with not being able to see people an awful lot.
My papa was in High Dependency Unit over Xmas which also co-insides with his birthday and their anniversary. My nana hid his cards in his bag so he could open them when he was well enough. They phone each other every day to update each other on news etc. It's super cute.
Kinda rambly but I just wanted to share how cute their relationship is and how sucky situations can still have positive things in them. I love them both and can't wait for him to come home so they can finally be reunited 💛
Noah and Cory: I love it when husbands don’t hate or hurt there wives
Cory: wow the bar is so low
Corry: "So your [moon]cup could runneth over one could say ..."
Noah: +side eye+
for sustainability you should have cups
*30seconds later* your cup runs over, you need a new one
:D
the gays aren’t okay? the straights aren’t okay? in conclusion: no one is okay
We’re all insane.
And i love that
I'm trans ftm and I thought I was bi and only recently have I realised I'm straight. And I hate being straight cause that's the group of like toxic masculinity men 😂
@Pikachu_ Denki the struggles real😂
This is the first time this has happened. For some reason most trans guys become gay after T these days. 😂
You aren't serious right ? Like, I've always watched Noah's videos knowing it was sarcasm but this type of comment actually scares me... You do realize that a lot of cis men are way more than okay ?
@@vieuxchene4782 I was kidding 😂 I'm fine being straight 😂
@@lovinduffin7898 omg thank you I was so scared XD you don't know how many people I see these days who are "rebelling" against cis men and trying to make them all toxic people but then I think about young children who are just nice boys and have never done anyone any harm but are told by way too many people that just being who they are makes them inherently bad. I get your comment was a joke and it was actually funny, but I fight with so many people who spend an enormous amount of time in the comment section trying to defend that idea that I become a bit paranoid lmao 😂
Simply observing straight people is the best entertainment a gay can get
I like your pfp
"Can you see the bar? No, you can't, because it's so low." LMAO😂
Are my eyes ok?!? What am I reading?!? S s straight people?!? Being n n normal?!?!?
i need to go to Specsavers
i-i c-could have never i-imagined!!!!
Bro what
No your eyes are definitely not okay
i love when Corry mirrors Noah in the beginning lmaoooo
I love the idea of households with only men having emergency pads and tampons for guests, that's so considerate and sweet
When I was still in school I used to carry tampons and pads in my backpack even when I wasn’t on my period, just in case someone else needed one. I don’t even use pads, but one time this girl came up to me and whispered “do you by any chance have a pad?” And I was like, “I have tampons, would that work?” And she made this helpless face like “oh... no, but thanks anyway...” and I decided right then that I would never again allow my fellow female to go thru that struggle in my presence again. So I started carrying pads (both light and heavy types) as well as light, regular, and heavy tampons. I gotchu b*tch ✊🏻
I hope everyone has a friend like you!!! you're so rare I love you!!
I want to thank you for all you're videos. I had many questions about Transgender individuals and you helped me see how some comments are offensive and why. I am autistic so I often need explanations to avoid mis understandings, I need to understand to properly comport myself. You have helped me be more open minded and understanding of other people. You reacting to others and making videos about how you see straight people is amazing for me. You are a safe place to go to and i want you to know you helped this ex transphobe see my wrong doings. Thank you.
Corry has the best lip syncing I’ve ever done seen
I have a menstruation station, every home should have one
Edited because I forgot the actual word. My station isn’t menstruating 🤦🏻♀️😂
Uhhh!!? Wat the heck is that?????
I agree
Everytime i read menstruation station i think of that crustacean butler (?) statue holding a plate w/ pads n tampons 😌
@@_tobymoby Thank you for reminding me of that, my life is better now
@@Sam-zu5mr Like a little basket for pads and tampons you'd put in a bathroom so guests can use them.
Noah,
I was watching the "Underachiever" video on the big screen, and for once the camera was flipped correctly so the writing was legible, and I couldn't help but notice the "Walnut Creek, CA" in the background, my old stomping ground when I was in my youth. Bay Area represent!
Ahh I love the dynamic between you two! You made me smile so much, thank you :D
he should do a video “are the gays okay?” it would be really funny
edit: GUYS HE DID IT
Yeah, calling some bad stuff out and still explaining how that's different to joking about straight people
I came here for Noah, but now I'm in love with Corry. 😂
Never thought that I'd hear Corry say 'I'm like Kim Jong-un'
The more I learn about my mother the more I know she would have been supportive. Sadly I'll never know if my parents would be supportive BC both died before I was an adult.
5:30 a promise ring is essentially just a promise to make an effort and take the relationship very seriously, so kind of like a pre-engagement ring in a sense, so you can only wear one if you are already in a relationship. The Jonas brothers wore a purity ring which signifies abstinence and you don't have to be in a relationship to wear one. (A bunch of disney stars wore them btw, not just the jonas brothers, I'm pretty sure selena gomez, demi lovato and miley cyrus also wore them)
As opposed to the asexual black ring, which basically means you're married to yourself and can do whatever you want lol
“i come home at the same time everyday”
“sometimes it’s nice to wonder”
Corry's new hair is 🔥
just found ur channel and i love it
this reminds me of this one time me and my siblings were carving our initials in a bench at the park (the benches whole perpose was the graffiti alr) anyways this old couple walks by so we hide the knife/marker we were using then they look at us and go "write our initials too:)" and it was the sweetest thing, we asked for there initials and wrote them down on the bench. old couples are adorable
Look man, I understand you're joking with the adoption stuff, just wanna give a friendly note right now.
Buying a child is probably one of the worst things you can say about adoption in a joke type way - this is a real issue since adoption does have origins (and still has ties to) child trafficking. This is the reason for closed adoptions being a common thing (an entirely different problem in itself - never have a closed adoption because it's terrible for the childs mental health), it was easier to mark child trafficking as 'closed adoption' back in the day, which is where the concept comes from. I'm not saying that a child with abusive birth parents shouldn't be kept away from them if that's in their best interest, but otherwise, contact and knowledge is very important.
I know I personally have problems with feeling like a commodity. Kids in the foster care system are usually prioritised by how 'pretty' they are when getting adopted - a white, blonde, assigned female at birth, young child with no 'problems or trauma' (though I'd say that adoption without trauma is almost impossible) are usually prioritised (or at least up until 2007 in the UK, around the time when the care system was fighting to have me taken away from my foster carers/adoptive parents because I was one of these 'lucky' children, even though these are the only parents I knew and they're amazing people either way).
I'm really not trying to go after y'all, but to be honest, I was really uncomfortable watching that part of the video. If you're interested in finding out more, I'd suggest maybe taking a look at some of the adoptee run instagram pages (the bumbling adoptee is great, and they follow a lot of people you can also check out), or maybe check out the daily bastardette (though I'll admit they're a bit difficult to follow).
Awwwh he loves his wife and his knife!! I've got to admit I was expecting some boomer humor, but was so pleasantly surprised! :)))
I don’t think I’ve ever been this early, but a title like this is so astronomically unlikely I just HAD to click
"We're a very dysfunctional family"😂
HFSHGDS THE WAY THEYRE TALKING LIKE A PARENT TRYING TO CALM DOWN A TANTRUMMING TODDLER THOO
i love you guys so much!
Noah says “ suck it up”
10:02 one of my favorite things I've found when chatting w people online, is asking them about their pets. Sometimes these random people just go on about their babies and it's so cute
You're welcome
You two read so fAst, even tho english is not my main language is normal that I read english slow BUT IF IT WAS SPANISH I READ SLOW AS WELL SO YOU GUYS READ FAST AF
Hello, you guys are so cute 😂💕
So are u
I feel the same way about old people I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂
you guys are so cute and it makes me wanna cry from happiness/loneliness ❤️
"The skin of a yam (left) looks kind of like tree bark, while a sweet potato (right) is more reddish-brown. Real yams are entirely different root vegetables that are more like yucca in texture and flavor. They have bumpy, tough brown skin (that looks almost tree trunk-like) with starchy, not sweet flesh."
And a tapioca is like a varnished yam not a sweet potato ha ha
I’ve seen all your videos now and this one was the funniest. So many genuine loud, obnoxious laughs came out of me!
I love how they both say ‘straight people’ but really mean ‘straight men’ 😂
There were things about straight girls in here aswell🤷🏽♀️
@@LodgeLouise014 I know
@@LodgeLouise014 it was a joke
@@caitlinlol3908 Ik lmao, i weren’t being defensive or anything😭😂
Aww hearing about that grandma reminded me of mine, she is the only "elder" from my family that fully treats me like a boy (since i'm trans) and she's the sweetest person i know, she hugs me all the time and i just feel like a little baby although i'm almost 18 already x'd i love her :')
Noah and Corry trying to be impressed by vaguely wholesome straight people for 14ish minutes.
YES!!! EVERYONE SHOULD CARRY PERIOD PRODUCTS IN THEIR HOMES (or on their person if possible)!! It's the worst feeling asking for products if you're shy or uncomfortable. And it can be embarrassing to ask multiple people or not having access to anything at all (besides paper towels) in case of emergency.
Im straight, but I never feel attacked when I see this kind of videos, I found them hilarious. Some straight people are absolutely not ok!
omg the one about the mum with snapchat.... my mom fangirls out at me over the fact that my dad sends her cute stickers on facebook messenger and it's honestly the most wholesome thing in the world
Happy 2021, the next few months still won't be easy but this will the year of the vaccine and things will very slowly get back to normal. Don't count on it happening untill mid year but it will get better. Any struggle you have and any pain you might experience will get better with time. You may have lost those who you love and this may mean nothing coming from a stranger but I am truly sorry, it is a horrendous experience but time will heal you. I know many of us are dealing with depression right now including my self and it can take you down a dark path and it's best to talk to someone you know and love about it. If you want to vent or talk feel free, this stranger cares about you all, this is a positive and friendly community. Also never forget you are valid.
Can I just say I watched one video of yours and now I am friggin obsessed and I love your music it is a ✨vibe✨
Me and Noah feel the same way about sweet old couple and lonely elderly they're so sweet 😭
3:52 Noah: sorry I'm an EMPATH
Me: *acid flashback to shane dawson's sociopath series*
corry looks like the fun uncle and their nephew at the same time and im here for it
Fun fact: My mum rarely cooks because she doesn't like it, my dad does instead beacuse he does enjoy doing it.
Since noone is saying it..
Y'ALL R SUCH A FRICKIN CUTE COUPLE, IDC
Aww that elderly couple made me smile. There's something about elderly people that just warms my heart. I can't explain it. And happily married elderly couple are one of the cutest things in the world! They're goalz!!! 💕
Last time I was this early I thought I was straight
@@mollyvalovin96 ewww, cis people can't watch this stuff
@@barryleonard1402 i meant last time I watched this i thought I was cos, btw I go by luca
Another one where the bar isn't as low 😂
Also, a children being adorable video would be awesome
poking fun at a group of power isn't directly harmful, but poking fun at a group that has less power is literally just beating a dead horse and is shit and directly harms the group, so make fun of the straights as much as you want whoever is reading this
I love how Corry and Noah take the piss out of each other, it's like the way I tease my BF all the time to get reactions out of him. He loves it too. It's not "arguing" it's playful and often flirtatious. When your partner is also a perfect match for you at verbal tennis. 🥰
That tweet with the garlic bread is actually a joke in ace community (asexual community), that ace people rather take garlic bread than sex.
But how you took it is also a pretty good solution 👍😊
But I rather take the garlic bread 😂
Hey! I've spotted a fellow ace in the wild!
@@athan8320 And I've spotted another fellow ace! (It's been a month tho...)
Anyways, how do you do, my fellow ace comrade?
Aha! I’ve found the herd of wild aces to join! I came here to post that about the garlic bread but the good work has already been done. I’m assuming the screenshot in the video is of a sex positive asexual and that’s why they describe sex as something that makes the other person feel good, which I respect but I would take the garlic bread
I love the patronising nature of this video I love you both so much 😂
a binder, as a detransitioner, it’s an uncomfortable tight hug that a weird uncle that always sniffs your head
My mum works for a business that's very supportive of the lgbtq+ community, and I remember my mum told me that for the pride march her work is attending in February, she got this t-shirt that says 'Free mum hugs!" and I can't wait to see how many gay and trans ppl come and give my mum a hug.
Corey, you look so good with no facial hair. You have a beautiful face......you too Noah
Near 10:00 when they were talking about the person who wanted to know more was really sad for me. I just thought: “Wow _____ wouldn’t’t do that.”
o corey, you right. the bar is so low. i . . .heavy sigh. the bar is so low. sometimes you find one that meets the bar. keep them. because it's hard to find one. they're out there, they are just few and far between in my experience. . . my record with females isn't much better
You two have a great banter with eachother, if people can not see it is all in fun they need to find their funny bone because it ran away.