Got one here too. I wonder if the best friends are fucking with the tags? Or better yet, Cage just gets mentioned so much in the comments of their videos that an algorithm has associated all ads for his products with this channel.
Kaiseki is a traditional japanese full course meal. Each dish is prepared using a different cooking style using many seasonal ingredients. Obviously this game is using this name to tell you how many different gameplay style and technology is in it.
Is it like that stupid fairy management game that gets wildly different gameplay when you find a door to a different game in the ground? And then you realize that everything up until that point was just a joke game?
"To liberty again this world of powerful enemies as their yours ancestors did several centuries ago. The great and eternal epic battle begins." Hoooooo boy, there's a lot to unpack here. And nothing at all to unpack.
yeah. But seriously man. Redoing that crap? This is the authentic kaiseki experience- where you try it out, get bewildered by how crap it is, and then quit after 20 minutes when you realize it also has terrible check pointing on top of sloggish treks through sparse environments.
Gamecube and PS2 have difficulty-settings. Their Xbox-version doesn't have the settings, it's just a bit harder than hard mode on the other versions by default.
This is stright out of the official page from ps store for this game: "...To liberty again this world of powerful enemies as their yours ancestors did several centuries ago. The great and eternal epic battle begins. Game Features: - Amazingly smooth 3D graphics - Gorgeous sound that takes full advantage of the PS4™ powerful hardware - Traditional game and battle systems - Hours upon hours of gameplay" How does this shit get in the store?
It's a combination of not giving a fuck and wanting to have a bigger "library" than the competition. Remember this game next time you see any claim of having "$BIG_NUMBER games and counting!"
Fun Fact: The Kaisek is the official unit of distance in the Spear of Destiny franchise. The Spear of Destiny (a.k.a. The Kaiseki) is notable for being exactly one Kaisek long.
"Kaiseki (懐石) or kaiseki-ryōri (懐石料理) is a traditional multi-course Japanese dinner. The term also refers to the collection of skills and techniques that allow the preparation of such meals and is analogous to Western haute cuisine.[1]" Source Wikipedia. Also, the Spear of Destiny's name is the Lance of Longinus, as in Longinus's spear and/or lance.
Considering the blown up description in the store and the low quality of the game, that probably is the kind of dev that goes on youtube and copyright claims bad reviews of the game and threatens with sueing.
Welcome to they quiet before the game could break itself.mpeg. I've seen Jim Sterling play this. The enemies forgot to load after he finally got to the big battle in front of the dragon.
I can't wait for you guys to play the follow-up to this game: Sword of Fortress the Onomuzim. Yeah. That's right. The developer made another game that looks to be nearly identical AND it's also on PSN.
I read "Spear of Destiny" and I was like "What? Is this some kind of Wolf 3D mod?" Yes, when I see "Spear of Destiny", my first thought is Wolfenstein, not Christianity
Man, this sucks, because you can tell that this person knows what a cool game would be like, but has none of the skills to actually make it. I can feel that it's trying to appeal to a "rule of cool", but just falls completely short in every way.
"I can feel that it's trying to appeal to a "rule of cool", but just falls completely short in every way." I just finished playing The Order a couple days ago and can't help but think it's exactly the same lead developer guy, but now he has no money.
Slightly related. I was just thinking about unreal engine being free gave us these games and that dental ad starring Donte from DmC. Also seeing games like this make me want to learn coding because I would have so much fun making the these type of games.
Nah, that sword is too big to be the Sword and Shield. Looks closer to the Charge Blade. Though the recent weapon balancing patch seems to have removed all the good combos.
Jim did this game. He managed to get to the battle in front of the dragon. And then the enemy forgot to spawn, so he wondered around for about 10 minutes.
I don't quite know how to describe what Woolie is going through - it's definitely not PTSD, and he seems to be in some place in the spectrum of grief...
The health cross is halfway in the ground because they had it out of the ground in the modeling program, but if there's only one object in a model, Unity imports it so that the model is centred instead. Add another object or take out objects and your reimport will have a completely different result without you touching anything. It also won't handle scaling and reorientation properly, because those are applied using the transform instead of cooking the vertices. Of course, they should have noticed and fixed it, but why bother playing your own game when you can just upload it to the PSN store and say you'll patch it later?
ya know, normally i'd say somethin like "well, for a cheap little indie game one to three guys made in their spare time or somethin this isn't so bad" but then i remember that lost soul aside, is being made and was started by one man, and i immediately realize their are NO excuses for this....
I would honestly prefer a playthrough where all they did was break a game QA style while still going forward in the story. Shitty Games Done Slow returns.
Wait. Is the Loading screen narration just a straight up text-to-speech voice with filters slapped over it? Is this the degree of Qality™ we're working with here?
Just a heads up, I misread the thumbnail, only seeing "Best Friends play 'of Destiny'" because of the low contrast between Spear, The Kaiseki, and the background.
Regarding the nice rock with the nice collision, you can generate collision geometry with a number of programs, I sincerely doubt he put any effort into the rock's geometry
that was the most filler ass filled that ever filled 20min of BFP in the history of fillin' but i'll gladly watch it over them 20+ episodes of the star wars thing people love i guess
There was an ad for Detroit: Beyond Human before this video.
The internet is breathing in anticipation
S O O N
ive been listening to all the episode 0.1s podcast bits. so psyched for the shit
Got one here too. I wonder if the best friends are fucking with the tags? Or better yet, Cage just gets mentioned so much in the comments of their videos that an algorithm has associated all ads for his products with this channel.
How many episodes will it take for them too hollow out ? I say the first 5
I just got that ad too !
C A G E K N O W S
That opening monologue is what I like to call "desperately trying to hide the fact that this is a text-to-speech program".
Kaiseki is a traditional japanese full course meal. Each dish is prepared using a different cooking style using many seasonal ingredients. Obviously this game is using this name to tell you how many different gameplay style and technology is in it.
Is it like that stupid fairy management game that gets wildly different gameplay when you find a door to a different game in the ground? And then you realize that everything up until that point was just a joke game?
Frog fractions 2 is pretty good.
"To liberty again this world of powerful enemies as their yours ancestors did several centuries ago. The great and eternal epic battle begins."
Hoooooo boy, there's a lot to unpack here. And nothing at all to unpack.
I like how the narrator reads the entire intro as one long sentence.
More than you'd think but less than you hope, right York?
I never played KOTOR, is this still on the first planet or
Cecil Palmer still on Dantooine.
Did not expect Dead to Rights to head in this direction either.
You guessed all that just from the tall grass and the birds alone? You must be an extended universe expert, if not savant
This is where you end up if you spend too much time in the void box.
At least KOTOR was actually good lol
>Sub 30 minutes for a oneshot
OH BOY HERE WE GO BOIS
yeah. But seriously man. Redoing that crap?
This is the authentic kaiseki experience- where you try it out, get bewildered by how crap it is, and then quit after 20 minutes when you realize it also has terrible check pointing on top of sloggish treks through sparse environments.
What do you expect
Theres no blood in this stone
Ah, yes. Spear of Destiny. Shin Goldberg's ultimate technique.
Is this the Destiny 3 demo? Sure has changed since I dropped playing it.
Those are default unity trees. Not even store bought, those are the trees that come pre-loaded into unity.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Also this isn't Wolfenstein 3D 2.
I know right? I got excited :(
Wut, 20 minutes has passed and Rohan Kishibe hasn't yet commented on this video!? *NANI*
TheFrancix and then you find his comment under your own
Best friends avoid Dead to rights like the plauge
but.... they haven't avoided Plague last week, or this week at all. They're even playing Warframe with him
They said they might restart the lp on an emulator or ps2 version since it's hard game
plauge
Gamecube and PS2 have difficulty-settings. Their Xbox-version doesn't have the settings, it's just a bit harder than hard mode on the other versions by default.
This is stright out of the official page from ps store for this game:
"...To liberty again this world of powerful enemies as their
yours ancestors did several centuries ago.
The great and eternal epic battle begins.
Game Features:
- Amazingly smooth 3D graphics
- Gorgeous sound that takes full advantage of the PS4™ powerful hardware
- Traditional game and battle systems
- Hours upon hours of gameplay"
How does this shit get in the store?
It's a combination of not giving a fuck and wanting to have a bigger "library" than the competition.
Remember this game next time you see any claim of having "$BIG_NUMBER games and counting!"
Remember that PSN has no refund policy in place ...
Games like these always bring out the QA testers in Wollie and Matt it seems.
Fun Fact: The Kaisek is the official unit of distance in the Spear of Destiny franchise. The Spear of Destiny (a.k.a. The Kaiseki) is notable for being exactly one Kaisek long.
I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume the horse isn't anywhere in the game save for the title screen.
16:16 another st.anger reference that i was waiting for, for so, soooo long. My day has been made. I need a smoke
TFW you remember Matt is still part of TBFP.
WHO?!
Y'know, the professional vacationer.
Matt "I don't like rich people" McMuscles is on his weekly vacation
He needed to take a break from all those video games he's playing.
He's still stuck behind a dumpster as 40 hitmen shoot at him.
Those red battle barriers are straight out of Deadly Premonition.
"Kaiseki (懐石) or kaiseki-ryōri (懐石料理) is a traditional multi-course Japanese dinner. The term also refers to the collection of skills and techniques that allow the preparation of such meals and is analogous to Western haute cuisine.[1]" Source Wikipedia.
Also, the Spear of Destiny's name is the Lance of Longinus, as in Longinus's spear and/or lance.
Considering the blown up description in the store and the low quality of the game, that probably is the kind of dev that goes on youtube and copyright claims bad reviews of the game and threatens with sueing.
I love how fast woolie and matts bug testing instincts kick in. Within a minute of gaining control matt was already trying to clip through a tree 😂😂
Welcome to Matt and Woolie try to break a game.mpeg
Welcome to they quiet before the game could break itself.mpeg.
I've seen Jim Sterling play this. The enemies forgot to load after he finally got to the big battle in front of the dragon.
I love when they use the old intro music.
This should really be called Best Friends Test or Best Friends QA.
"sonic running in endless unreal fields"
like that isn't just sonic 06 again. c'mon.
Woolie, drop your shield. Perfect!
Godlike.
God, they didn't even try to hide how they just took the Invector Template and slapped a bunch of assets over it.
Woolie I love this passive aggressive version of you.
I love how in the middle of the birds you got bats flying during day time. Gotta have *some* variety.
Sony has a commitment to quality when it comes to the PS4.
8:08 hearing mat talk about a place thats like 15 minutes away from where i live justifies this as being great episode
And Pat thought this was the canon path. Seriously, the hero path makes Spear of Destiny so much more rewarding.
! MATT UNCANCELLED !
*sndpklr* - The finger came _right off_ the delete button!?
Give it five minutes. His vacation withdrawals will kick in anytime now.
I can't wait for you guys to play the follow-up to this game: Sword of Fortress the Onomuzim.
Yeah. That's right. The developer made another game that looks to be nearly identical AND it's also on PSN.
Do you think they are procedurally generated, titles and all?
I read "Spear of Destiny" and I was like "What? Is this some kind of Wolf 3D mod?"
Yes, when I see "Spear of Destiny", my first thought is Wolfenstein, not Christianity
Man, this sucks, because you can tell that this person knows what a cool game would be like, but has none of the skills to actually make it. I can feel that it's trying to appeal to a "rule of cool", but just falls completely short in every way.
"I can feel that it's trying to appeal to a "rule of cool", but just falls completely short in every way."
I just finished playing The Order a couple days ago and can't help but think it's exactly the same lead developer guy, but now he has no money.
Slightly related. I was just thinking about unreal engine being free gave us these games and that dental ad starring Donte from DmC. Also seeing games like this make me want to learn coding because I would have so much fun making the these type of games.
this was surely some guys big intro to game design final project that he uploaded on the store bc fuck it
That actually makes a lot of sense.
God, I could tell by the thumbnail this was gonna be one of those games
I love how, under 10 mins in Matt and Woolie have regressed into QA testing this game, rather than Let's Playing it.
Okay. Now Woolie is going to tell some bible stories...
DarkKnightGrave oh boiiiii
All birds being for scale is my favorite Best Friends meme
The mystery box doesn't seem so mysterious anymore
So they decided to have Matt play Monster Hunter and he mains Sword and Shield?
C'mon, man...
Nah, that sword is too big to be the Sword and Shield. Looks closer to the Charge Blade. Though the recent weapon balancing patch seems to have removed all the good combos.
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 does Matt even know how to do combo?
Darrian Weathington he'd probably say "What's a combo!?"
I can hear Pat in the distance yelling "Do big combo tho!"
I see "Troll and I" had a massive update. Good to see an underrated gem still getting dev support.
I got a Detroit: Become Human ad as the pre-roll for this video. Iconic.
RUclips keeps showing me ads for Detroit. I think I'll let you guys play it first while I ruminate on my purchasing decision.
Jim did this game. He managed to get to the battle in front of the dragon. And then the enemy forgot to spawn, so he wondered around for about 10 minutes.
full lp plz.
Whenever I see this channel release a video with just the bold text I know some great shit's going down
Playing a lot of VR Chat makes me shake my head when I see player models like these in a game.
It's about time Matt played a Souls game for the channel
The rock's collisions weren't handcrafted, Unity has a mesh collider built in that you can use.
Square to jump? I feel bad for you guys
I thought "The Bug Report" was only on Matt's side channel.
I saw "Kaiseki" and immediately thought "They're playing a Kiseki game??!"
Woolies and Matt asking that's my horse, and the first thing that pops into my head is Ed and Rolf from Ed edd n eddy
You can tell its a gem just by the title
It's good to hear Matt again.
I don't quite know how to describe what Woolie is going through - it's definitely not PTSD, and he seems to be in some place in the spectrum of grief...
This is a mans final project for college. There is nothing else it can be.
In Japanese, "kaiseki" refers to a fancy, multiple course dinner. I'm still waiting for the main course.
youtube glitching and resubbing me to you guys is probably the best glitch youtube has had.
Matt Mc Muscles wants pictures of Spider Forever Fall but J. Jonah Woolington knows they cant do it alone
That guy literally just needed to do addition to get those things to float above the ground
THIS ISNT BULLY
Hey May - It is not.
It's not?!
Just was waiting for Woolie to yell
“I miss KoToR.”
Now I want to see you play Wolfenstein Spear of Destiny. Pat is afteral the guy that plays the PC stuff right? :)
The health cross is halfway in the ground because they had it out of the ground in the modeling program, but if there's only one object in a model, Unity imports it so that the model is centred instead. Add another object or take out objects and your reimport will have a completely different result without you touching anything. It also won't handle scaling and reorientation properly, because those are applied using the transform instead of cooking the vertices. Of course, they should have noticed and fixed it, but why bother playing your own game when you can just upload it to the PSN store and say you'll patch it later?
I'm glad the Zaibatsu is playing this to save me the trouble.
I'm going to guess that this game is made out of 90% free store assets and 10% RUclips tutorials
I'm extremely disappointed by the fact that we will never get to see that horse in motion.
ya know, normally i'd say somethin like "well, for a cheap little indie game one to three guys made in their spare time or somethin this isn't so bad" but then i remember that lost soul aside, is being made and was started by one man, and i immediately realize their are NO excuses for this....
I just got an add for David "I made ze bad game" Cajay's latest flop before coming here. Oh how eagerly I await the return of the sadness
THAT ROCK HAS CONTENT
Obviously someone else made the rock content. I do not trust the kaiseki dev- it was obviously prebought.
Given that this was a one-man creation under a month's time this is pretty good.
More like "Two EX-QA Pretend They Still Work At QA Instead Of Playing The Game"
Yeah, fuck those guys, with their "ohh look at me, I have a hobby". Where do they get off. I mean, seriously. Such shitbirds they are.
“Playing the game” implies there’s a game to play
I would honestly prefer a playthrough where all they did was break a game QA style while still going forward in the story. Shitty Games Done Slow returns.
Found the developer!
The hypest gameplay on RUclips, as it were.
PAT!
WOLLIE AND MATT ARE SINKING THE CHANNEL WITH GARBAGE!
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Oh hey, The Bug Report is on the main channel now
5:30 woolie's game tester senses are tingling
The Baloney Wapanese in this game cracks me the hell up.
Wait. Is the Loading screen narration just a straight up text-to-speech voice with filters slapped over it? Is this the degree of Qality™ we're working with here?
Filler arc part 2 begins now
When's Kotor? It's been so long since you last played it.
Billy, you typed the video title wrong!
It should read "Best Friends QA Test Spear of Destiny The Kaiseki"
Now this is the quality gaming I expect from Sony!
Wow! This looks almost as good as Two Worlds!
Just a heads up, I misread the thumbnail, only seeing "Best Friends play 'of Destiny'" because of the low contrast between Spear, The Kaiseki, and the background.
Finally Destiny on the SBF channel
Regarding the nice rock with the nice collision, you can generate collision geometry with a number of programs, I sincerely doubt he put any effort into the rock's geometry
Kaiseki paid BIG money to a certain aspiring Sith Lord to take a spot in the schedule.
Welcome back to Matt misses testing games.
Remind me how many days until ZE BAD GAME era?
Sometimes I forget that Woolie possessed the forgotten ability to pronounce Japanese correctly.
is this part of masters of teras kasi cinematic universe?
Matt is no longer cancelled!
A Detroit become human ad played in front of this for me (as usual it explained nothing) idk what kind of omen that is but I'm hype
that was the most filler ass filled that ever filled 20min of BFP in the history of fillin'
but i'll gladly watch it over them 20+ episodes of the star wars thing people love i guess
...that rock that had too much effort put into it... did it have a box breaking noise when they first hit it?
BACK INTO THE ABYSS WE GO!
Tree Horse: The Horizon Birds is actually a much cooler title
Oh no, it's the BAD Spear of Destiny