It cracks me up about the prize task. One person tried hard and got shafted (false) One person was literal (beef) One person sucked up (Joe) One person forgot and got shafted (Joel) and one person ignored the prompt and still won (cleo)
If you can say nothing else about Joe Hills, he *understood the assignment* fantastic job on the editing and theme tune, Joe! also, your destruction was inspired.
To be fair they said DEMOLISH a melon, aka smash it into slices... they never said to make all traces of the full melon disappear... so Joe did demolish the melon regardless if there were slices leftover
This was hilarious and a great episode! The part with the melon felt like a real Taskmaster episode cause I was yelling at the screen to eat the melon lol. GG to all. I guess Joe owes False a new pillager though.
also it took me a few minutes to realize the build in the sky wasnt some kind of colorswapped santa sleigh crashing towards the earth, but doc’s skyblock island
This was the funniest thing I've ever seen! I love your PermitMaster parody intro and the chicken short film was amazing. Your reasonings felt very on brand for a Taskmaster episode as well
i watched the short film when it got put up and said to only watch if your name is cubfan and it made me giggle so hard; and even more so now tiat i can see it fully in context
I have FINALLY reached the point of the vid where I understand the short "For Cub's Eyes Only" video you posted a couple days ago... Ohhh this is amazing!! I'm not done watching the episode yet, but I'm rooting (rooster-ing?) for you the whole way! Good cluck and all that ^^ Edit: Ah well... While no prizes were won by Joe today, I'd argue that the most malicious-compliance-inclined hermit (this is a GOOD thing btw) winning the bronze medal like this, in a game where you have to follow tasks exactly, is basically worth gold. GG Joe, egg-cellent episode 🎉
Your pov is amazing XD truly the best homage to the parody of the totally original task master. Special shout out to the name of your video and the entrance song.
Absolutely hilarious, perfect video. You played the game wel! I am really crossing my fingers for more Hermit game shows!! The chicken video was a highlight for sure, I'd love to see y'all be given more time to collaborate on silly editing challenges for each other like that one
43:23 You did not keep it in your video, but tank you for asking an explanation of the rules. As an example of the international audience, I did not know the rules of Simon Says.
I disagree with the melon verdict, the task specified "This Melon" and the melon block was destroyed, the fact that melon slices were retrieved doesn't matter because the melon no longer exists. You can't truly say those three melon slices are that melon block
Hey joe!! Was just watching ur stream earlier (which for me was late morning) where u said it was gonna be a great episode. I'm glad im able to catch it before i sleep
This was so good! You started so strong and the competition was gripping! I also laughed so hard when three of you guys beefed the cub says task. Your short film was very ambitious! Sorry you didn’t win but it looked like a fun time regardless.
When a building is demolished, do its bricks cease to exist? Is it impossible to rebuild anything from the debris when a building is demolished? That should have been an easy 5 points and I'm still annoyed about it
Joe Hills knows how to play Taskmaster
I love the title of the video is exactly like a Taskmaster episode. Sucking up to the Permitmaster gets you everywhere lol.
It cracks me up about the prize task. One person tried hard and got shafted (false) One person was literal (beef) One person sucked up (Joe) One person forgot and got shafted (Joel) and one person ignored the prompt and still won (cleo)
It's just like the actual show and I love it
The whole crew here understood the assignment. You love to see it.
smalisbeans didint realize that the worldborder is *quite* far away
Yeah...
And I think getting Doc to send him there with the pig cannon would take more than ten minutes
If you can say nothing else about Joe Hills, he *understood the assignment*
fantastic job on the editing and theme tune, Joe!
also, your destruction was inspired.
Impulse's XP ATM: You need to wait for one item to fully cook, then take it out of the smelter to get all the XP.
I would have rushed to mumbo’s and died to his llama.
The "don't worry" like the "I got this" line, but with a completely different feel somehow got me.😂
This perspective has the best angle for seeing the armor stand steal Joel's spyglass 😆
I love interactions with very little cuts, it makes you feel the situation
To be fair they said DEMOLISH a melon, aka smash it into slices... they never said to make all traces of the full melon disappear... so Joe did demolish the melon regardless if there were slices leftover
Nothing at all like a melon buffet.
Pendantry is an art in this show. Slicing is boring
31:52 So THAT'S what the short film was for. LOL
The title, the intro... Perfecto! Thanks for always going the extra mile
Love the mimicing of the TM editing style lol
I love that the video is titled like an episode of Taskmaster
This was hilarious and a great episode! The part with the melon felt like a real Taskmaster episode cause I was yelling at the screen to eat the melon lol. GG to all. I guess Joe owes False a new pillager though.
That actually was a real task
It reminded me more of the "make this block of ice disappear" task from one of the earlier seasons. Especially Cleo's thought process/reaction
also it took me a few minutes to realize the build in the sky wasnt some kind of colorswapped santa sleigh crashing towards the earth, but doc’s skyblock island
Hey Joe for Bop n Go... you stand on the pressure plate a day take out a Cactus Green. You took out the wrong items so got no exp.
YES FINALLY A POEM OF YOUR DEMISING
This was the funniest thing I've ever seen! I love your PermitMaster parody intro and the chicken short film was amazing. Your reasonings felt very on brand for a Taskmaster episode as well
For a non-British to be the most prepared for a British TV show knock off...
I see you preparing to maybe murder someone in that first task, giving them a second death message, to disqualify them and I love the thought.
i watched the short film when it got put up and said to only watch if your name is cubfan and it made me giggle so hard; and even more so now tiat i can see it fully in context
Joe goes up many hills
I have FINALLY reached the point of the vid where I understand the short "For Cub's Eyes Only" video you posted a couple days ago... Ohhh this is amazing!! I'm not done watching the episode yet, but I'm rooting (rooster-ing?) for you the whole way! Good cluck and all that ^^
Edit: Ah well... While no prizes were won by Joe today, I'd argue that the most malicious-compliance-inclined hermit (this is a GOOD thing btw) winning the bronze medal like this, in a game where you have to follow tasks exactly, is basically worth gold.
GG Joe, egg-cellent episode 🎉
Hey Joe! Glad your POV of the PermitMaster thing was the first one I saw!
No one used Mumbo's llama danger zone
I find myself left wanting to see more of Andromeda's adventure.
20 minutes to render, edit, composite, render again and upload a video with that many SFX and a full soundtrack is quite a feat.
when you stand on the bob and go pressure plate it locks a hopper so you can take out the green dye not the cactus and that gives you the stored xp
Your pov is amazing XD truly the best homage to the parody of the totally original task master. Special shout out to the name of your video and the entrance song.
Forget the Permitmaster, I think we just need more Hermitmaster!
Joel's banner looks like E.T from the infamous Atari game.
Wow... the lifesize bdubs. That one... made me genuinly just... tear up a bit!
that chicken video was amazing, I loved it so much
rip those watermelon slices, this was such a great episode!
Absolutely hilarious, perfect video. You played the game wel!
I am really crossing my fingers for more Hermit game shows!! The chicken video was a highlight for sure, I'd love to see y'all be given more time to collaborate on silly editing challenges for each other like that one
The video and the taskmaster setup were so funny and entertaining, and it's nice to finally getting context on that secret footage for cub upload lmao
Joe must not know how furnaces work😂
43:23
You did not keep it in your video, but tank you for asking an explanation of the rules.
As an example of the international audience, I did not know the rules of Simon Says.
really enjoyed this episode, thank you for all the work you continue to put into all of you videos :D
I disagree with the melon verdict, the task specified "This Melon" and the melon block was destroyed, the fact that melon slices were retrieved doesn't matter because the melon no longer exists. You can't truly say those three melon slices are that melon block
I'm saving this to my favourites playlist 🤣
You will be astonished
that demolished,
unless events established
evidence needs to be abolished
1:52 Joel's banner looks like a hebrew Gimel hahah!
glad editing went well last night !
Hey joe!! Was just watching ur stream earlier (which for me was late morning) where u said it was gonna be a great episode. I'm glad im able to catch it before i sleep
This was so good! You started so strong and the competition was gripping! I also laughed so hard when three of you guys beefed the cub says task. Your short film was very ambitious! Sorry you didn’t win but it looked like a fun time regardless.
LOL when you shot the pillager the first time you broke the boat. that is how he was freed. lol I liked your chicken video best of all. gg
Joe did his homework here.
this is only authentic if Grian wrote the tasks and Cub is just evaluating
Been waiting for this one. Can't wait to watch it.
Intro music was spot on!
Omg Joe what’s your words per minute?? I rewatched around 11:35 when you typed out the name tag several times and omg-
That was so much fun! Hope you guys do more episodes, just for fun
this should have been a whole series with at least 5 episodes :D
I love Taskmaster, so I loved to see this :D
the way there was an anvil right under the beacon in task 1 xD
"'Permit Master Cub,'
while good, I'm left asking: where's
'Little Grian Horn?'"
-Haiku by Getsugaru 🐍
I love Taskmaster, so glad it has come to Hermitcraft. You were robbed on the third challenge.
i finally get the context of that chicken video!!
2:00 thats the letter ג
The death message task definitely wanted to be via the danger zone in Mumbo's base
Joel clearly made an amongus
Joel's banner looks like a pink Atari ET
I really love the chicken videos😂👏👏👏
This was a really fun one! 😂
Ooh, a HC taskmaster parody!
Permitmaster!! Lol this is so cool!
DOWN WITH THE PERMIT OFFICE! RELEASE XISUMA'S SHOP! 😂
I'm disappointed nobody thought to walk into the danger zone because of llama to die
Perfect songing
Love it!!
This explains so many things lol
This was hilarious
Oh damn, it's loot, not lute.
Shame nobody realized you could use loopholes in the tasks
Ohhhhhhhhhh. 🐔
So this was the secret footage for cub
When a building is demolished, do its bricks cease to exist? Is it impossible to rebuild anything from the debris when a building is demolished?
That should have been an easy 5 points and I'm still annoyed about it
Whoo!
i love this video it's so funny! (i haven't seen it yet)
Fantastic 😂😊
woah
I expected the Permitmaster to be taller . . . . .
Yessss! I wish I could thumbs up twice.
Funny that Xisuma didn't show up
So .... Why didn't you show who picked which permit? 🤦♂️
The audio always cuts out once the contestants go claim their prizes.
You'll have to check out one of the others' video to find out what happens next.