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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2016
  • George Perez, Comedian and actor, seen on the Joe Rogan Experience and MTV''s, "Yo Mama", joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
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    Recorded live on 11/20/2016.

Комментарии • 308

  • @richyaz9293
    @richyaz9293 6 лет назад +95

    There’s 10 beers left and Lee, you’re on the computer figuring out how to get more beers. Lmao

  • @RamnaViaz
    @RamnaViaz 3 года назад +70

    That whole zipline roast is one of the most amazing instances of ball busting ever, I laugh hysterically every time, hahaha, everything Lee says Joey turns against him and George Perez's crying from laughter in the background, it's just perfect, it's a perfect masterclass from Joey on how to break a friend's balls.

    • @markcurry3083
      @markcurry3083 2 года назад +5

      Lee couldn’t brake because he was too heavy on the Jew milk! He needs to give Paula a good mouthful and have her spittin up for a few days

  • @calmdownitsjustme6180
    @calmdownitsjustme6180 7 лет назад +204

    i play these while i do something else, so i can pretend im not alone

    • @moep.8578
      @moep.8578 4 года назад +40

      Dame brotha I thought I was the only one..do u ever talk shit alongside them

    • @PresidentEvil
      @PresidentEvil 3 года назад +8

      damn that’s sad bro

    • @markcurry3083
      @markcurry3083 2 года назад +5

      Go outside get some hobbies and make some friends brother

    • @GodInTheWax
      @GodInTheWax Год назад +3

      Start making music. Music soothes the soul. You'll make friends in the process too I promise. Oh and DJ too!

    • @brandonmartin9219
      @brandonmartin9219 Год назад +3

      I think we all do

  • @cbvss
    @cbvss Год назад +25

    theres a reason why george perez has like 10 podcasts with joey. good vibes always

  • @jp3mcpherson
    @jp3mcpherson 7 лет назад +39

    "when you walk into a drug dealers house with deep pockets, you're like yo, give me a soda"

    • @davidhoj
      @davidhoj 4 года назад +1

      where my root beer

  • @wesmon3614
    @wesmon3614 7 лет назад +52

    lol I always love lee's faint "..oh my god"s in the background

  • @JustinLucasOhmic
    @JustinLucasOhmic 7 лет назад +124

    George Perez is an excellent guest. He has great rapport with Joey and Lee.

    • @raygun26
      @raygun26 5 лет назад +10

      Justin Lucas ones that treat lee good are real ones. fuck bobby lee

    • @prisondfall4342
      @prisondfall4342 5 лет назад +7

      donny youkhana I’m with you on that one, Bobby treats lee like total shit, I hope Joey has talked to him about it

    • @haymaker710
      @haymaker710 5 лет назад

      They blend.

    • @nSpiraliArchitectb
      @nSpiraliArchitectb 4 года назад +3

      @@raygun26 Bobby Lee is a prick, everyone knows it

    • @tylergreen5323
      @tylergreen5323 3 года назад

      @@prisondfall4342 i

  • @OGCryptor
    @OGCryptor 7 лет назад +64

    One thing I learned from uncle Joey is you got to feel good and look good. I got paid today. Went out and got myself a nice $800 suit. Sharp, short haircut. Suitcase full of MaryJ to uplift the spirits. Ziplock full of shrooms in the other bag. I am a god damn beast! Wymen turn around and look at me, men step aside when I walk on the sidewalk. Never felt better in my entire life!
    Then I walked through my front door and heard "Where to fuck is the rent money?" and realized that things will not end as well as Uncle Joey predicted. I am writing this on my cellphone, from my cold (run out of gas) Corolla parked at the local mall.
    But god damn do I look sharp in this suit! Thank you uncle Joey!

    • @Jr-yx4cf
      @Jr-yx4cf 7 лет назад +2

      CryptorTV SinisterSavant lol !

    • @mattfoley6665
      @mattfoley6665 7 лет назад

      Duuuuummm

    • @robertcastillo7568
      @robertcastillo7568 6 лет назад +2

      OGCryptor that’s Really Living.
      Just pick yourself up
      I’d rather not owe anyone anything than sleep under someone’s roof.
      Just get up and get it
      Hope your on your feet now brother

    • @robertcastillo7568
      @robertcastillo7568 6 лет назад

      joe winkler Bro I Lived a Worst life when I was a Teenager than Joey.
      Bitch it’s easily done.

    • @julianav9113
      @julianav9113 6 лет назад +1

      You know your " uncle Joey" is a pathological liar right? I wouldn't take life advice from him LOL

  • @1990sodapop
    @1990sodapop 7 лет назад +70

    george one the best guests

  • @TheAl1213
    @TheAl1213 7 лет назад +66

    u know what at first i was like who the hell is lee this punk? but after awhile i took a liking to him because no matter what he still keeps true to himself lmao hes cool

    • @bobbylowrey907
      @bobbylowrey907 7 лет назад +3

      He isn't true to himself in any way shape or form he does Anything Joey tells him to do. He told his wife that Joey makes him eat the stars lmao how in the world is he true to himself when he can't even make his own decisions ?

    • @Unmedicated_Moments
      @Unmedicated_Moments 5 лет назад +18

      bobby lowrey He’s in training

    • @eye_despise4746
      @eye_despise4746 4 года назад +3

      @@A-L-o Goddamn chill

    • @Supr3me38
      @Supr3me38 3 года назад

      It ain’t that deep chill lol. Fucktard

  • @thomasandersen2534
    @thomasandersen2534 4 года назад +10

    46:25 Joey tearing Lee’s ass up about the zip line ! 😂 🤣

  • @stevenbenitez1851
    @stevenbenitez1851 7 лет назад +26

    Lee is ALWAYS smacked haha

  • @andresjarrin425
    @andresjarrin425 7 лет назад +6

    Gotta love uncle Joey bustin Lee's balls about the buffalo sauce on the burrito lol

  • @channeldeleted2946
    @channeldeleted2946 2 года назад +11

    George Perez is such a family member of the church…his realness meshes so well w/Joey & lee love his eps

  • @doctordilanka
    @doctordilanka 7 лет назад +16

    1:41:18 is arguably the funniest bit on this show ... LMAO 😂😂 Lee and his fake ass Yelp Mexican food...

  • @Moses4510
    @Moses4510 Год назад +7

    2022 and im just finding all these jewels!! Show keeps me laughing

  • @andrenewmanjr966
    @andrenewmanjr966 7 лет назад +10

    Definitely a different type of podcast. Feels more about two guys chilling then getting to know each other. Yes I know they work together and already each but the vibe feels so unique.

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 7 лет назад +29

    Joey lookin' DEEP into our souls! @ 1:27:51

  • @T-19-
    @T-19- Год назад +4

    I love Joey and Lee, this podcast was amazing and it makes me sad that it ended. I joined this podcast late so I’m lucky to actually be able to watch all these old episodes.
    So many real stories and words of encouragement and wisdom from uncle Joey.

  • @ryanmaclachlan7087
    @ryanmaclachlan7087 7 лет назад +14

    They put buffalo sauce on a burrito? Get in the car.

  • @Jason-mm3ef
    @Jason-mm3ef 4 года назад +8

    George Perez seems like a pretty good dude. Love when him and joey have a conversation

  • @ZzzNamorZzz
    @ZzzNamorZzz 7 лет назад +30

    Fuck yes lets get this dude once a week

    • @Sicbay138
      @Sicbay138 7 лет назад +4

      George Perez is fucking fantastic. Him, and Felipe are two of my all time favorites he gets consistently on here.

  • @JC-wj5os
    @JC-wj5os 7 лет назад +8

    Joey so right about eating lunch at 11 or 1. no lines lol. been doing it for years. love #CHURCH

  • @golz9785
    @golz9785 7 лет назад +18

    1:40:36 .. man this segment had me in tears

  • @G_v._Losinj2_ImportantPlaylist
    @G_v._Losinj2_ImportantPlaylist 5 лет назад +4

    “THEY GOT A DOG!” lmaoooo lee doesn’t even know

  • @RESISTING1
    @RESISTING1 7 лет назад +25

    1:31:40 LOL "Obama was an extra"

    • @CZRXCZR
      @CZRXCZR 7 лет назад +4

      I LMFAO too Lefty!

    • @jamiehogg8989
      @jamiehogg8989 6 лет назад +1

      Haha , glad someone has taste .

  • @ryanmaclachlan7087
    @ryanmaclachlan7087 7 лет назад +18

    KICK THAT MULE LEE!!!

  • @jlong908
    @jlong908 7 лет назад +19

    like a docta!

  • @someotherguy43
    @someotherguy43 3 года назад +2

    “That beats Felipe’s ordering spoons from room service”

  • @ayox
    @ayox 3 года назад +2

    Still watching these in 2021. Beautiful

    • @Insan731
      @Insan731 3 года назад

      Hell yeah bro, best podcast by far.

  • @Unadapted
    @Unadapted 7 лет назад +2

    1:27:00
    *snap snap* "Let me get a soda." LMFAO

  • @Lo0nex_
    @Lo0nex_ 7 лет назад +6

    this gon be great

  • @jonnysith
    @jonnysith 3 года назад +3

    i have this shit on repeat love his stories

  • @maxazami1712
    @maxazami1712 2 года назад

    Listening again July 17 2022

  • @scarpdog8770
    @scarpdog8770 4 месяца назад

    1:13:53 😂 whole crap, best part of the tweaking story. I was on the edge of my seat. Uncle Joey is a master storyteller!

  • @gimme3steps933
    @gimme3steps933 2 года назад

    I look forward to the day I get to see him live.

  • @douglasfresh88
    @douglasfresh88 7 лет назад +6

    What's the song in the beginning

  • @BC-rb6tq
    @BC-rb6tq 7 лет назад

    It says not available for me??

  • @WOLVERXDEMON
    @WOLVERXDEMON 4 года назад +1

    1:43:33😂🤣 "your will grow in front of you"..couldn't stop laughing.

  • @Droptopjune
    @Droptopjune 11 месяцев назад

    You put some stairs on me infront of 8 in morning watch me go down 😭😂

  • @Knight1nRustyArmor
    @Knight1nRustyArmor Год назад

    What’s the song they listened to in the beginning?

  • @dirtmcgirt1643
    @dirtmcgirt1643 5 лет назад +3

    Lee “I miss my tushie” Syatt

  • @littles3715
    @littles3715 5 лет назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Love that joey diaz logo

  • @ernestoortiz8672
    @ernestoortiz8672 3 года назад +2

    He got on George for drunk driving at 58:55 lol at least he's looking out for him

  • @dominicmarquez6211
    @dominicmarquez6211 3 месяца назад

    Uncle Joey jammin to that italo disco...old school baby

  • @jeffcoroa9429
    @jeffcoroa9429 Год назад +1

    love it

  • @SDR619
    @SDR619 7 лет назад

    oh man those stories killed me 😂😂😂👌

  • @goldjozi1276
    @goldjozi1276 7 лет назад

    this is gonna be a good podcast

  • @BigMacOrange
    @BigMacOrange 6 лет назад +2

    Boston!!!

  • @lillbunnyhop
    @lillbunnyhop 3 года назад +2

    Joeys definition of tweakin was spot the fuck on😂😂😂

  • @maxlindquist1790
    @maxlindquist1790 7 лет назад

    LOve the intros!

  • @JahirYu
    @JahirYu 7 лет назад +2

    does lee syatt play the air guitar everytime he talks or what

  • @RamnaViaz
    @RamnaViaz 3 года назад +4

    49:05 "is it virtual reality training?"
    Hahaha George Perez is a criminally underrated comedian.

  • @odditywrks3316
    @odditywrks3316 7 лет назад +1

    1:40:35 Listen to this man and then watch Joey get on him Hahahaha that shit had me laughing so much "Mexican food with bacon and buffalo sauce and French frys"

  • @MrLawrenceflowers
    @MrLawrenceflowers 7 лет назад

    I need that pre-church Lee!!!

  • @jdthakid2
    @jdthakid2 7 лет назад

    gas station mexican food 😂😂😂😂thank you!

  • @uptownsamcv
    @uptownsamcv 5 лет назад

    LMAO @ Look at Obama on the left, that's Onama when he was an extra.. 1:31:41

  • @huhwhat6887
    @huhwhat6887 9 месяцев назад

    Man this podcast feels like an hour special for a comic😂

  • @labyebmor5068
    @labyebmor5068 7 лет назад

    Hahaha Lee u got crazy (but good crazy) questions for these OGs hahahhaa. Candy store hahhaha

  • @TheEnvelopeOZ
    @TheEnvelopeOZ 7 лет назад +20

    I wish I was Lee Syatt.

    • @JWB86
      @JWB86 6 лет назад

      I wouldn't want his dance moves

  • @diycraftq8658
    @diycraftq8658 6 лет назад

    One of Joe's best drop the Mike

  • @josezepeda4170
    @josezepeda4170 6 месяцев назад

    1:41:09 the best part 😂
    Lee you’re so funny!

  • @jean-mikail7207
    @jean-mikail7207 3 года назад +1

    1:31:42

  • @dannypadilla6067
    @dannypadilla6067 3 года назад

    Ay that freestyle thow

  • @chrisnam1603
    @chrisnam1603 3 года назад

    ♥ uncle Joey swining in his chair♥

  • @TheFn414
    @TheFn414 7 лет назад

    looks like my dude Joey Rollin off the molly in the beginningm

  • @nickgrey3397
    @nickgrey3397 4 года назад

    noodles look like there on speed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lukewoodworth2101
    @lukewoodworth2101 11 месяцев назад

    This zip lining thing is hilarious

  • @G_v._Losinj2_ImportantPlaylist
    @G_v._Losinj2_ImportantPlaylist 5 лет назад +2

    1:12:50 “we’re working the fuckin’ shades” lmaoooooo

  • @gringo420
    @gringo420 4 года назад

    "A la Cosby" lmfaooooooo

  • @rene9892
    @rene9892 2 года назад

    3:03
    Perez: "What's up?!"
    Lee: "HeLlo"

  • @willhughes2672
    @willhughes2672 7 лет назад +2

    Congrats to Paula, Lee you mook you are made now with a lawyer lady hahah!

    • @RamnaViaz
      @RamnaViaz 4 года назад +2

      They broke up and now Lee looks like a human thumb, he was already a large guy but he probably gained an extra 50 pounds in 2 weeks after getting dumped, he's going downhill man, makes me sad, instead of hitting the gym hard after the break up like any normal guy would do he started getting IV's of maple syrup.

    • @A-L-o
      @A-L-o 4 года назад +1

      Ramna Viaz good fuck this fucking blob of shit!

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 5 лет назад +2

    1:28:00

  • @DeKosta
    @DeKosta 7 лет назад +2

    geez there is squares and then there is lee he even make rulers break.

  • @datdudetheyhate4121
    @datdudetheyhate4121 6 лет назад

    Respect

  • @wiaamyoukhana5287
    @wiaamyoukhana5287 2 года назад

    Good show

  • @T.M.Warren-qp2gq
    @T.M.Warren-qp2gq 7 лет назад

    01:42:15secs~Pissed myself laughing!

  • @kylekyky3277
    @kylekyky3277 7 лет назад +21

    The tweaking George meant was meth

    • @victorvictor7802
      @victorvictor7802 7 лет назад

      i think amfetamine, not meth

    • @kylekyky3277
      @kylekyky3277 7 лет назад +1

      Watch George's interview on JRE

    • @jonathanwright2925
      @jonathanwright2925 7 лет назад +2

      Amphetamine is what you meant? Doubt it since old school speed really hasn't been around in a long time. Methamphetamine which is much more potent because of the Methyl ring has ran the streets for at least 20+ years in the area of SO Cali he is talking about, i live there. I get Amphetamine every day for ADHD. Shit you can get Desoxyn from the Dr too which is Methamphetamine from the pharmacy. The doses are pretty freaking small doses but they have it lol.

    • @diegoshanchez4482
      @diegoshanchez4482 7 лет назад +2

      They both will make you tweak the fuck out

  • @rcysiFg2
    @rcysiFg2 7 лет назад +14

    Lee..... omg he's hard to listen to

  • @elliotblair171
    @elliotblair171 7 лет назад

    That Thumbnail haha

  • @MusicHead480
    @MusicHead480 7 лет назад

    anyone happen to know the name of the painting behind lee

    • @jaredd5489
      @jaredd5489 7 лет назад +2

      It's actually a Santana album from like 1970 called Abraxas. It's a sweet album, I highly recommend it

    • @MusicHead480
      @MusicHead480 7 лет назад

      oh nice thanks

    • @jaredd5489
      @jaredd5489 7 лет назад

      Not a problem man

    • @MusicHead480
      @MusicHead480 7 лет назад +2

      " Got a black magic woman "
      good album

  • @elgato4619
    @elgato4619 3 года назад +1

    Just letting u know lee a gang of Mexicans dads just clowned your intro 🤣😂

  • @jeffriley9396
    @jeffriley9396 7 лет назад

    yes joey talks about Visalia tacos at 1:38 or so

  • @T.M.Warren-qp2gq
    @T.M.Warren-qp2gq 7 лет назад

    King of New York! When Walken & Fishburne were on their *A-Game*

  • @wavkeonsykes4308
    @wavkeonsykes4308 7 лет назад

    @ 1:31 "LOOK AT OBAMA ON THE LEFT" MUAHAHAHAHAAH

  • @freeway9437
    @freeway9437 7 лет назад

    they made a great movie called Champion about that fight

  • @bargainbuysgenius
    @bargainbuysgenius 7 лет назад

    Lee like a bolder on that zip line 😆😂

  • @blkqbano78
    @blkqbano78 7 лет назад

    Love Lee!!! LMAO

  • @MrPurpaderp
    @MrPurpaderp 7 лет назад

    Killin it! Like a bad FUCKING DOCTA!

  • @19841mlee
    @19841mlee 7 лет назад

    Thanks for posting!!

  • @braysway10
    @braysway10 5 лет назад +2

    1:41:49 BUFFALO SAUCE?!

    • @c7lee
      @c7lee 2 года назад

      Get in the car 👉 🚘

  • @wocannaseilai5983
    @wocannaseilai5983 Год назад

    I feel so bad for his friend who died at 21. That hole is deep. The heartbreak of losing a friend is crazy

  • @mdp_-vn4bo
    @mdp_-vn4bo 10 месяцев назад

    1:28:31 but you got time to go watch harry potter🤣

  • @sarahemikula
    @sarahemikula 2 года назад

    ALL NIGHT PASSION 💃💃

  • @luisanaya9327
    @luisanaya9327 7 лет назад

    lmao lee syatt so stoned 1:40:00

  • @mikegarcia7037
    @mikegarcia7037 5 лет назад

    Tweaking is doing dope, crank, speed, meth, crystal! Lol

  • @scott8630
    @scott8630 7 лет назад +1

    If Joe Rogan was here. He would be going crazy about Joey's gum chewing!

  • @BrandinZinck
    @BrandinZinck 2 года назад

    28:07 The Legend of Stormin Norman

  • @CRAO1
    @CRAO1 5 лет назад

    1:41:08

  • @gymrat9095
    @gymrat9095 6 лет назад +1

    1:15:38 LEE SYATT saw the DEVIL DAAAWG!!