The Dumbest War Nobody Talks About

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @BlueJayYT
    @BlueJayYT  Год назад +484

    Feel free to join the subreddit if you’re ok tainting your soul on that website: www.reddit.com/r/bluejay/

    • @AB0BA_69
      @AB0BA_69 Год назад

      Imagine having a subreddit instead of a discord. I didn't know you were such a loser, BlueJay! 😂

    • @АлексейТабаков-ы8в
      @АлексейТабаков-ы8в Год назад +5

      I'm yet to watch this video, is this about Jordan Peterson in any way (probably not)?

    • @dgh25
      @dgh25 Год назад +3

      @@АлексейТабаков-ы8в wow that's random

    • @AB0BA_69
      @AB0BA_69 Год назад

      @@АлексейТабаков-ы8в Нет. Ты чё, дурак?

    • @Liam_The_Great
      @Liam_The_Great Год назад +3

      @@АлексейТабаков-ы8в what a strange question

  • @SwitchFeathers
    @SwitchFeathers Год назад +4046

    I was so ready for the Brazilian's file on France to just read "French" and for that to be enough of a reason to investigate.

    • @BlueJayYT
      @BlueJayYT  Год назад +1042

      that would have been hilarious too haha

    • @gustavoaraujopenha8463
      @gustavoaraujopenha8463 Год назад +150

      Or ''Brazil'' in all caps at the end of people the Frensh slighted.

    • @Solveig.Tissot
      @Solveig.Tissot Год назад

      Average Virgins Cringe Brainless Fatherless Anti France Trolls Fanboys taking Copium over here ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 Год назад +97

      I would’ve put just a JPG of a frog

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC Год назад +25

      ​@@luisf2793*_Bruh._* 😂

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 Год назад +7652

    Blue Jay: "I'm gonna talk about the dumbest war in history."
    *Australia holds its breath*
    Blue Jay: "The Lobster War"
    *Australia sighs in relief*

    • @pawn288
      @pawn288 Год назад +408

      I think he already did one on the Emu war, or that was sam O'nella

    • @ellicel
      @ellicel Год назад +320

      Sam O'nella and OverSimplified

    • @tjones1406
      @tjones1406 Год назад +86

      I was thinking he'd cover the cod wars

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu Год назад +62

      @@tjones1406
      Hopefully that is the next war. Or the Whisky War.

    • @ultimatefree8637
      @ultimatefree8637 Год назад +34

      ​@Pikkabuu Can you tell me more about this Whiskey War. Sounds like biggest bar fight in history.

  • @lobstalord9627
    @lobstalord9627 Год назад +1002

    As a Lobster myself I think its great that you are bringing light to the massacres of my people by the French and Brazilians.

  • @gustavosanches3454
    @gustavosanches3454 Год назад +1720

    Here in Brazil we use this as an example of Brazil's strength in solving issues diplomatically.

    • @RedCharLang
      @RedCharLang Год назад +183

      Its the only thing Brazil managed to solve diplomatically

    • @overlordxz_303
      @overlordxz_303 Год назад +20

      ​Acre?

    • @w3aponex870
      @w3aponex870 Год назад +3

      @@RedCharLangtrüë

    • @tisFrancesfault
      @tisFrancesfault Год назад +145

      @@RedCharLang Thats not fair, Brazilian government has been able to commit war crime levels of brutality on its own people to achieve government goals, and the "people" have been able to achieve a staggering level of Brutality to achieve "their" goals too!

    • @gustavosanches3454
      @gustavosanches3454 Год назад +6

      @@RedCharLang Well if you don't know history then you shouldnt be talking bullshit but ok

  • @Sax_Banana
    @Sax_Banana Год назад +1412

    The "lobster is a fish" has some serious "humans are featherless bipeds" energy

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC Год назад +137

      *slaps down a plucked chicken* BEHOLD, A MAN!

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 Год назад +24

      @@SupersuMCFeatherless bipeds with broad flat nails.

    • @counterfit5
      @counterfit5 Год назад +18

      ​@@SupersuMCdid you slap it hard enough to cook it?

    • @Em-ih5du
      @Em-ih5du Год назад +32

      Hey remember that time the Catholic Church said beavers were fish? Good times.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 Год назад +18

      @@Em-ih5du Well you have to give the people in the Americas something to eat during Lent.

  • @theclandestinewitness
    @theclandestinewitness Год назад +387

    The bit with De Gaulle telling his aid that he gets bitches is my new favorite thing.

    • @BlueJayYT
      @BlueJayYT  Год назад +77

      Hahaha it’s definitely one of my favorite skits too, thank you so much for the support!! :)

    • @AndrewGeierMelons
      @AndrewGeierMelons 7 месяцев назад +13

      The best part is that it's in character for De Gaulle.

  • @DanGamingFan2406
    @DanGamingFan2406 Год назад +3349

    Considering America and British Canada nearly killed each other over a single pig, I'm not too surprised. Imagine if this war had been over snails though. Those seas would ran red.

    • @watershipup7101
      @watershipup7101 Год назад +63

      Very true.

    • @genjis5155
      @genjis5155 Год назад +84

      It would've been the bloodiest war in history.

    • @NukaCola6962
      @NukaCola6962 Год назад

      Canada and America almost went to war over the pig because the guy Winfield Scott put in charge made war possible. Winfield Scott and the royal navy manage to get it sorted out and put a joint military force there till the Germans give the islands to America

    • @CesarGarcia-nd5xz
      @CesarGarcia-nd5xz Год назад +1

      canada didn't even existed in that time, it was the uk

    • @lynkrig5635
      @lynkrig5635 Год назад +147

      He wasn’t just a pig, he was my best friend

  • @scottyx6722
    @scottyx6722 Год назад +3971

    As a half brazilian and half french person, I see this war as a win-win situation.

    • @pricklyrick7253
      @pricklyrick7253 Год назад +330

      And technically a lose-lose situation

    • @malegria9641
      @malegria9641 Год назад +144

      As a fully French person I see this as an opportunity to brag about how I’m French and therefore cultured

    • @pierce9019
      @pierce9019 Год назад +1

      Go overthrow your parliament frenchie @@malegria9641

    • @jrev2284
      @jrev2284 Год назад +37

      @@pricklyrick7253why not both.

    • @crusaderanimation6967
      @crusaderanimation6967 Год назад +41

      You seem to be "I'm on both side so i always end up on top" kinda fella.

  • @zbyrd7647
    @zbyrd7647 Год назад +1031

    As someone studying to be a carcinologist (crustacean biologist), hearing that the French argued lobsters were fish is insane and hilarious lmfao

    • @borobdin
      @borobdin Год назад +43

      But why is it called "lobster fishing" if they aren't fish?

    • @norm3380
      @norm3380 Год назад +51

      Well California did make the Bee a fish.... so...

    • @tonybrewer7536
      @tonybrewer7536 Год назад +37

      ​@@borobdinI thought it was called lobster trapping

    • @borobdin
      @borobdin Год назад

      @@tonybrewer7536 Wikipedia has it as lobster fishing with pots/traps as one method. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_fishing When I lived in New England, I always heard people who catch lobsters referred to as lobstermen or lobster fishers. But some places might refer to them as lobster trappers. In any case, it was more of a joke question and certainly a biologist would make a distinction even if many types of seafood might be referred to as fish colloquially.

    • @BlueScreenOfDeathPL
      @BlueScreenOfDeathPL Год назад +56

      Well, in the EU trade regulations snails are treated as fish. Everything can be fish if it let’s you make money 😎

  • @ludoviajante
    @ludoviajante Год назад +2537

    No matter how long you take to post, you always put a smile on our faces! Thanks for the video.
    Much love from Brazil.

    • @pudimvideojogador3272
      @pudimvideojogador3272 Год назад +16

      Último lugar que esperava te encontrar

    • @joaovictor536
      @joaovictor536 Год назад +11

      Ludo!

    • @latimil838
      @latimil838 Год назад +14

      A PESSOA AMÁVEL DA INTERNET POR AQUI?????

    • @DaimyoD0
      @DaimyoD0 Год назад +5

      If we're talking about post turnover rate, he's got Sam O'Nella beat by like, a factor of five lol.

    • @wr3nch1379
      @wr3nch1379 Год назад +2

      É bem a cara do ludo ver esse tipo de vídeo bobo sobre história

  • @robbiegarber898
    @robbiegarber898 Год назад +1930

    The fact that Bluejays granddaughter is clearly Jolyne implies Bluejay is Old Joseph, and that seems about right.

    • @pitagorasnachos
      @pitagorasnachos Год назад +104

      Wouldn't it actualy imply he's Jotaro's father?

    • @robbiegarber898
      @robbiegarber898 Год назад +150

      @@pitagorasnachos You're right, I keep forgetting Araki likes to skip a generation. Just pretend I said "great-granddaughter" instead.

    • @eggnogalcoholic
      @eggnogalcoholic Год назад +13

      Who is Jolyne 🥲 I’m out of touch

    • @ygnum
      @ygnum Год назад +29

      @@eggnogalcoholicfrom jojo

    • @eggnogalcoholic
      @eggnogalcoholic Год назад +4

      @@ygnumohhh gotcha

  • @imlivingunderyourbed7845
    @imlivingunderyourbed7845 Год назад +198

    Bluejay, I think another funny topic to cover that is just like this is the "Bone Wars"; a time when early paleontologists would actively sabotage each other as they all rush to discover more and more dinosaur fossils.
    The winner of this so called war is named Othniel Charles Marsh while his rival was, fittingly named, Edward Drinker Cope.

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 4 месяца назад +2

      Othniel Chad Marsh

    • @swagcreated9147
      @swagcreated9147 2 месяца назад +6

      Drinker Cope lmao bro was doomed from the start

  • @amhuman5138
    @amhuman5138 Год назад +990

    ''Paul I'm rich and the President of France, I don't get mixed signals I get Bitches''
    De Gaulle be spitting bars

    • @GPantazis
      @GPantazis Год назад +42

      Second best line after "lobter"

    • @sporkconsumer9051
      @sporkconsumer9051 Год назад +14

      “Lopter”

    • @danielkaner5156
      @danielkaner5156 11 месяцев назад +9

      "So don't speek to me about your poor peoples problems"

  • @paullempges7860
    @paullempges7860 Год назад +853

    Ahh, the 1960s, imagine being alive to witness both the Lobster wars and the Cod wars at the same time!

    • @noneofyourbeeswax01
      @noneofyourbeeswax01 Год назад +113

      _"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of Cod, it was the time of Lobster..."_

    • @XbunkerXballerX7127
      @XbunkerXballerX7127 Год назад +20

      Those were the days.

    • @jpaulc441
      @jpaulc441 Год назад +29

      You also got to witness JFK's brain.

    • @Pantsinabucket
      @Pantsinabucket Год назад +9

      @@jpaulc441well, we can at least take solace in the fact that JFK didn’t have much brains to begin with.

    • @lornbaker1083
      @lornbaker1083 Год назад +1

      It's true, He was guided by his second brain.

  • @SwegMastah
    @SwegMastah 8 месяцев назад +13

    4:38 i dont know why but I rewatched that paper falling animation a couple times, its so... satisfyingly smooth

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 Год назад +382

    12:39
    "Paul, I'm rich and the president of France, I don't get 'mixed signals', I get bitches!" is such a fucking raw line god damn

    • @kiplingwasafurry1108
      @kiplingwasafurry1108 Год назад +13

      Historically accurate (but not really lol have you seen de Gaulle?)

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey Год назад +12

      I heard the LOUDEST Vine boom in my head after that line 😭

    • @toolbaggers
      @toolbaggers Год назад +5

      Funny how the French always get the signals mixed up when dealing with Germany.

    • @kiplingwasafurry1108
      @kiplingwasafurry1108 Год назад +7

      @@toolbaggers I mean not really de Gaulle, he knew what was up with Germany from the start but nobody listened to him.

    • @inactivated101
      @inactivated101 9 месяцев назад

      unfunny

  • @Hammerhead547
    @Hammerhead547 Год назад +301

    Fun Fact:
    Before the 1920's lobster was considered so low class that it was seen as only fit for prisoners.
    There's actually court records of class action lawsuits brought by prisoners in massachusetts and maine against the respective departments of correction in those states in which the main complaint was that the prisoners were sick of being served lobster all the time.

    • @siepie830
      @siepie830 Год назад +53

      Yeah but that was mainly to do with the fact that they were served with pieces of shell smashed into it. Because they didnt care enough to put in the work to extract the meat properly

    • @bsadewitz
      @bsadewitz Год назад +17

      Yeah, I lived with a bunch of guys from Maine in college, and they'd joke about lobster in that regard occasionally.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 Год назад +8

      Not because they weren’t fresh and kinda spoiled?

  • @awall1831
    @awall1831 Год назад +72

    When I was young, I would love seeing the first robins show up in the spring because it meant the end of of a long winter. All these years later, and I’ve found a new bird whose return from a long absence excites me even more. Thanks for making these videos, man.

  • @PK-Radio
    @PK-Radio Год назад +472

    I rise from the grave once again for the bird has uploaded

  • @TheUbberman
    @TheUbberman Год назад +525

    It's difficult to express how enjoyable these are.
    Real events delivered with excellent humour and presentation

    • @Eyezick-l5z
      @Eyezick-l5z Год назад +1

      Agreed. Really covers the whole spectrum of "entertaining"

    • @inactivated101
      @inactivated101 9 месяцев назад

      not a original concept. hundreds of channels did it before him. and his humor is a little dry.

  • @AlexandreMarhic
    @AlexandreMarhic 2 месяца назад +21

    I have to come back here, I just had amazing info. My grandpa, who served in the French navy, when he was 28, was a radar operator and air support coordinator aboard the Tartu during this very incident. He told me that they had been deviated from their original course of patrol around Africa, left from Dakar towards Brazil with barely enough fuel to make the whole trip. They had to ration the fuel, so once arrived in Brazilian waters, they just completely shut down the Tartu’s engines.
    My grandpa recorded seeing several planes on his radar, flying patrols far from their position, looking for the Tartu but not finding anything. Eventually when the Brazilian bombers flew overhead, the anti air crews fired warning shots from the 127 mm and 47 mm guns without clear authorisation from their hierarchy. Hearing this, they were then ordered to cease fire immediately. At one point, the Brazilian bomber flew so close to the Tartu that the sailors on board could see that they had opened their bomb bays. Tension was pretty high at that point since the commander ordered the AA crews to lead the aerial targets constantly.
    Fortunately one of the spotters noted that the bomb bays of the Brazilian planes were empty, and so the alert for an attack was cancelled.
    However, the most terrible part of this little adventure was, according to my grandpa, the ship being stopped since they had so little fuel. The currents and waves were pretty strong, and the ship was rocking like crazy because it was no longer sailing, many of the sailors ended up sea sick and some of the living quarters just stank so bad from all the puking that the commander had to put back the engines on, for obvious sanitary reasons. By then they already had available reinforcements coming up, and the Tartu was able to return to Dakar.
    Also, about the feared French fleet near Africa, my grandpa said that “the Brazilian could never sink it because their navy was too poorly trained”. Turns out the Brazilians did manage to sink a French ship, because of their inability to maintain the “Foch” aircraft carrier they had bought from France. They had to sink it because it had become too old, full of toxic waste, and breaking down from everywhere. So the Brazilian navy did manage to sink a French ship after all !

    • @AlexandreMarhic
      @AlexandreMarhic 2 месяца назад +7

      PS: Grandpa is well and kicking it like he’s still in the navy.

    • @BlueJayYT
      @BlueJayYT  2 месяца назад +7

      This is an amazing anecdote!! Thank you for sharing! Tell your grandpa I loved researching his story, it’s been one of my favorites I’ve ever made a video on

    • @deimos7784
      @deimos7784 Месяц назад

      @@BlueJayYT Props for still checking comments

  • @mementomori510
    @mementomori510 Год назад +490

    Lobzillia will forever be engrained in my mind. I hope you’re happy, strange bird man

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Год назад +5

      Well, I mean Toho did have a Lobster Monster, so it's not that crazy

    • @mattdragon333
      @mattdragon333 Год назад +9

      I do wonder if these French guys were trying to claim for Real that there were mutant lobsters
      Tbh i can't tell how much of that is artistic liberty, or if I want to research it and Live without the possibility of it

    • @noneofyourbeeswax01
      @noneofyourbeeswax01 Год назад +1

      They prefer the term "Bird Person". Or so Rick & Morty have led me to believe...

    • @LeafBoye
      @LeafBoye Год назад

      Lobter

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 Год назад

      The fact that this comment had 420 likes (before I got to it) makes a little too much sense.

  • @luanfonseca5179
    @luanfonseca5179 Год назад +79

    i had suggested it on your discord. the idea of operation cabralzinho (brazil's invasion plan to french guiana) was always one of my favorite alt history shenanigans

    • @BlueJayYT
      @BlueJayYT  Год назад +39

      What is your username on discord? I thanked someone else in the description but if you suggested it I'd love to credit you as well!

    • @luanfonseca5179
      @luanfonseca5179 Год назад +8

      @@BlueJayYT it's duek. i even went into the laughing at bluejay chat there to talk about the letter

    • @BlueJayYT
      @BlueJayYT  Год назад +19

      Ah yes, Duek! Ok, added you to the description

    • @hagnat
      @hagnat Год назад +15

      @@BlueJayYTwait... are you doing a video on Brazil's plan to invade French Guiana ?
      it is a little known fact, even to Brazilians, but i am unsure if there is a lot to be said about this

    • @Yamn_
      @Yamn_ Год назад +7

      There's also the "Operação surumu" in which Brazil was preparing to defend against a American and British invasion in the amazon, to hide it from the public, Brazil said it was a Combat simulation against a fictional country called Cratênia
      From what i remember

  • @berg5714
    @berg5714 Год назад +38

    Here in Norway, we have a Supreme Court case about snow crabs, and whether they're a sedentary species or not. Basically if they live in the ocean, or if they live on the ocean floor.
    It's regarded as one of the most important supreme court cases in modern Norwegian legal history, illustrated by the fact that the hearing was attended by all SC judges, instead of the usual five SC judges in an ordinary SC hearing.

    • @berg5714
      @berg5714 Год назад +3

      The reason for its importance is because it deals with the Svalbard Treaty, which gives Norway sovereignty over Svalbard with the condition that any other treaty party (country) can conduct activities there on equal terms as Norway. This case decided whether this condition of equal terms also applies to the resources in the continental shelf, including oil and minerals. If the snow crab is a sedentary species, the court would have to give an interpretation of the Svalbard Treaty. If snow crab isn't, then the court could leave the question of who has the rights to the continental shelf ambiguous

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Год назад +1

      What was the outcome?

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW Месяц назад

      ​@@berg5714How msny judges are on the supreme Court?

    • @pursuelaziness
      @pursuelaziness Месяц назад

      ​@@troybaxter also waiting for an answer

  • @Braindamagedpotato
    @Braindamagedpotato Год назад +125

    The warships at 10:51 Is MNF Richelieu , first of her class. Despite being the most well designed treaty era Battleship her service record was unremarkable and mostly spent her time either blowing up rocks for target practice or being repaired in drydock for sailing onto a sea mines.
    i know nobody asked but i really like boats and thought someone might be interested. To that end i will continue watching the video as our great blue feathered god intended

    • @denkend8373
      @denkend8373 Год назад +2

      thanks for the cool information! I hope you enjoyed the video:D

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Год назад +146

    "I like my near-military conflicts like I like my women. Full of crabs."
    This quote greatly disturbs me in ways I can't quite articulate.

    • @Styxswimmer
      @Styxswimmer 6 месяцев назад +1

      When I was in the marines my buddy got drunk, went up to a HOT female and said "excuse me, I would like some seafood. Do you have crabs"

  • @TheseUseless
    @TheseUseless Год назад +222

    “If a lobster is a fish because it jumps, a kangaroo is a bird” - Sun-Tzu, the Art of War

  • @33Ciggy
    @33Ciggy Год назад +363

    13:32 Once again, deGaulle's arrogance shines through. A true parisian (not by birth but by actions).

    • @chheinrich8486
      @chheinrich8486 Год назад +26

      But his arrogance concerning britian joining the EU eas prophetic😅

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Год назад

      The man basically held a life long deep grudge against the US and UK, because they helped save his nation from Nazi occupation

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Год назад +40

      @@chheinrich8486 he wasnt much different to the UK really. France joined the EU and NATO but constantly bickered with their NATO allies and often went ahead and did their own thing and were pretty mistrustful of the US. The US and other NATO members during the Cold War focused more on integration of their forces and producing complementary equipment whereas France, especially under DeGaulle, focused more on their own military and producing most of their own gear and their nuclear policy was pretty divergent with the rest of NATO. They even essentially left NATO withdrawing from the command structure because they feel France is special and shouldnt be beholden to any of their allies; they want the protection that NATO provides but dont want to have to actually put in the work that NATO demands if they dont want to.

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 Год назад

      indeed, it's amazing to think he stood against nazi germany, in retrospect he would have made a great ally of it. Lucky for france he wasn't in office to control foreign policy when the war began.

    • @F4wk3s
      @F4wk3s Год назад +10

      Lobter

  • @WolfSlaya2030
    @WolfSlaya2030 Год назад +297

    you know its a good year when BlueJay posts his annual video

    • @KingAxxerr
      @KingAxxerr Год назад +4

      He has uploaded 6 videos in the last year

    • @bisurker
      @bisurker Год назад +2

      What's crazy is, it's in the same week as a Casually Explained video. What a week!

    • @arqueopterix007
      @arqueopterix007 Год назад

      lol

  • @notxxzara
    @notxxzara 10 месяцев назад +12

    i dont know how to express how much i love the jojo references/people in your videos

  • @ArseAllowance
    @ArseAllowance Год назад +148

    I love learning more about my country's ability to take advantage of other countries on a cartoon trivia channel 👍

    • @BlueJayYT
      @BlueJayYT  Год назад +27

      hell yeah, dude

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz Год назад +2

      I would argue the Brits have always been better than than the French at calculating which is more profitable in the end, sending fleets and armies to extract small amounts of near worthless resources by comparison or not..

  • @shadowmane55
    @shadowmane55 Год назад +43

    Your videos as well as oversimplified are possibly the only history vids i can watch straight up and not as background noise. The comedic execution in your work is unmatched in this vertical of youtube content.

  • @cleverusername8319
    @cleverusername8319 Год назад +18

    "I don't get mixed signals - I get bitches!" That ain't what I expected from a history lesson about lobsters, but alright

  • @edwardoapc
    @edwardoapc Год назад +40

    Just one more thing... The last communication between the vessels was the chief Brazilian destroyer wishing "bon voyage" to Paul Gaufeny as it turned away.

  • @baronvonjo1929
    @baronvonjo1929 Год назад +210

    Dear God. The dialogue in this and execution is incredible. Words really cannot express how much I am loving this

  • @thelimon4338
    @thelimon4338 Год назад +10

    I can’t believe I was unsubscribed for over a year and missed loads of content but I’m glad you have gained a lot of viewers and subscribers and now I have lot of videos to binge watch

  • @Meregolo
    @Meregolo Год назад +38

    I love how you still put in the constellation details, especially the North star!

    • @BlueJayYT
      @BlueJayYT  Год назад +8

      I’m glad you noticed :)

  • @nicolaswohrer2272
    @nicolaswohrer2272 Год назад +22

    Fun fact, Le Foch, Clemenceau sister ship, was sold to the Brazilian navy after her service in the french navy

  • @MoonLitChild
    @MoonLitChild Год назад +37

    I'd never heard of this before! Funny and informative as ever BJ! Would still be interested in a weird fashion trends part II!

    • @BlueJayYT
      @BlueJayYT  Год назад +6

      Thank you! And I did put out a sequel in January!

    • @MoonLitChild
      @MoonLitChild Год назад +1

      @@BlueJayYT I have no idea how I missed that. Thanks!

  • @potatonamedtate6727
    @potatonamedtate6727 Год назад +180

    Blue jay talking dumb history? Count me in!

  • @SYNTHSTREL
    @SYNTHSTREL Год назад +231

    He really just popped out of the void and started making banger content

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf Год назад

      So still ripping off Sam O Nella I see :V

    • @SYNTHSTREL
      @SYNTHSTREL Год назад +1

      @@SavageGreywolf what do you mean by this?

    • @IQsveen
      @IQsveen Год назад +23

      ​@@SavageGreywolfSam O'Nella and Blue Jay have similar content, sure, but not the same style or delivery

    • @nerdlord1408
      @nerdlord1408 Год назад +9

      @@SavageGreywolf Sam O'Nella has been gone for years, we needed someone to fill the void.

    • @demondoggy1825
      @demondoggy1825 Год назад

      Are you sure about that?

  • @meganbarnes1391
    @meganbarnes1391 10 месяцев назад +9

    Was just wondering what this was when it was mentioned in the new Percy Jackson episode this week. Interesting timing for it to be recommended

  • @zacbref5022
    @zacbref5022 Год назад +188

    As a French student in 2nd year of Political Sciences, we surprisingly never heard anything about this conflict... 🤔. This video made me laugh so much, I knew my country made terrible decisions, but this conflict was one the stupidest things that happened in History for sure.

    • @brandonha
      @brandonha Год назад +16

      Change your degree now, theres still time.
      -an under employed poli sci grad

    • @panzerkampf92
      @panzerkampf92 Год назад +29

      Look for the war of the cakes with Mexico, France started a war over a destroyed bakery in Mexico owned by a french man (in the context of riots shortly after the independence) , send a disproportionate price to repay the damaged goods (cake) and escalated the situation

    • @adrianishtar0
      @adrianishtar0 Год назад +15

      Makes sense, I mean when your country commits the equivalent of attempted armed robbery and still runs away with its tail between its legs, it probably doesn’t go around talking about it a lot.

    • @zacbref5022
      @zacbref5022 Год назад +23

      @@adrianishtar0 I think you have no idea how much in France we talk about terrible decisions our country made, or ankward situations in our History. For instance, the "Sniffing planes affair", or the death of Felix Faure, a former French president died by having sex in his Elysee office. I just think out country sucks so much we don't have time to study everything.

    • @AzathothLives
      @AzathothLives Год назад +11

      @@zacbref5022 Don't worry, you look at pretty much any country out there and you'll come away with some embarrassing history.

  • @00dredd
    @00dredd Год назад +82

    never laughed this hard for highly accurate historical story telling than this! my kids wondered if it was ok! Thank you for this blue jay. the story i never knew i needed to hear 😅😂

  • @dylangartner578
    @dylangartner578 10 месяцев назад +4

    bluejay don't ever stop!!
    your one of the last real content creators on RUclips....thank you

  • @Tekdruid
    @Tekdruid Год назад +54

    To be fair, the Pig War may be even stupider on account of it being _(allegedly)_ about *a* pig, singular. At least here they were fighting over _multiple_ lobsters. I think.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 Год назад +17

      No this is dumber. The Pig War was legitimate border dispute due a poorly worded treaty. This was France openly violating another nation’s sovereignty. And the Pig War didn’t get both nation’s directly involved either.

  • @kreamyclub
    @kreamyclub Год назад +14

    Love the attention to detail, especially that 760,320 gumballs really do add up to 12 miles

    • @emilyadams3228
      @emilyadams3228 Год назад

      It's like on Well There's Your Problem, where they convert the compensation awarded to victims of disasters (and/or surviving family members) to the equivalent number of Xboxes, or Xboxen, beginning with the Hindenburg episode.

  • @kdris12hihi
    @kdris12hihi 10 месяцев назад +10

    At 13:42, I seriously thought that was an actual NYT image about the lobster war, until I noticed the squiggles 😂😂

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Год назад +72

    "And this stubborn man considered Brazil's actions to be a slight on the majesty of France."
    It's so hard for me to resist the temptation to make the obligatory "What majesty?" joke.

    • @machill4544
      @machill4544 Год назад +3

      france kind of lost all its street cred after ww2 and the suez crisis

  • @hagnat
    @hagnat Год назад +92

    _"Brazil is not a serious country"_ -- De Gaulle, on the Lobster War

    • @Drunkieman
      @Drunkieman Год назад +17

      Acktually it was his Economy Minister, but who am I to say anything

    • @Zampierre
      @Zampierre Год назад +4

      NÃO FOI ELE

    • @maykosantiago2085
      @maykosantiago2085 Год назад +4

      In other words, we're not white

    • @narutotricolorffc1902
      @narutotricolorffc1902 4 месяца назад

      @@Zampierre Fala, speed!

    • @anderso.nteles
      @anderso.nteles 11 дней назад

      Frase irônica, porque foi um dos raros momentos que o Brasil agiu como um país sério.

  • @gracegallimore4580
    @gracegallimore4580 Год назад +8

    I love the way you describe history. It's educational and hilarious

  • @KendalDial
    @KendalDial Год назад +33

    "Paul, I'm rich and the president of France. I don't get mixed signals. I get bitches" is prob the quote of the year lol.

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 Год назад +20

    The dumbest war for me is that one time were Honduras and El Salvador destroyed each other over a football game

  • @heleenlinde2866
    @heleenlinde2866 Год назад +26

    The part about the research license honestly made my day, it was so damn sweet man

  • @notredboi
    @notredboi Год назад +102

    Look at Jolyne learning the histories and stuff

  • @nathanthebird4625
    @nathanthebird4625 Год назад +19

    I love the idea of seeing airships in the sky. They just seem so much more graceful.

  • @CrabJelly5225
    @CrabJelly5225 3 месяца назад +3

    “Skeedaddle skeedoodle to the land of poodles lest you get the noodle” is something that I didn’t expect to enter my daily lexicon but bro I say this when I get pissed at my French lessons lol

  • @Bigdog5400
    @Bigdog5400 Год назад +55

    The most underrated channel that doesn't have 1 million subs on the internet

    • @JordanLane7
      @JordanLane7 Год назад

      I’m shocked it isn’t a much bigger channel, definitely the the most underrated

    • @EricRedbear
      @EricRedbear Год назад

      His inconsistency with posting content is what's hindering him. People have such short attention spans and impatience they unsubscribe if they have to wait very long.

  • @eggnogalcoholic
    @eggnogalcoholic Год назад +27

    5:05 WHY DONT WE GET CLOSURE TO THIS ROMANCE STORY

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat238 Год назад +11

    8:40 could’ve had the two cia guys talking about the Cuban missle crisis here

  • @merphul
    @merphul Год назад +101

    yay new BlueJay!!
    BlueJay is the stepdad that I've come to accept because Sam O'Nella stepped out for smokes one day and only comes visit us once every 14 months.

    • @Colonel_RamRod
      @Colonel_RamRod Год назад +2

      Yesss 😂😂😂

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Год назад +1

      wait, he returned at all?

    • @merphul
      @merphul Год назад +1

      @tsm688 like once a year he throws out a video

    • @thanakonpraepanich4284
      @thanakonpraepanich4284 Год назад +1

      Is it now OK to declare that Sam O' Nella has retired from RUclips channel business?

  • @Chad_Thundercock
    @Chad_Thundercock Год назад +16

    Your word play, alliteration, eccentric flavor, and misdirection skills are top notch.
    I wish all History could be taught this way.

  • @shanemiles9371
    @shanemiles9371 Год назад +2

    I’m glad this video was my introduction to your channel. Otw to watch all your videos onna binge

  • @GoldenJLR
    @GoldenJLR Год назад +12

    Great video! When I saw the teaser on Discord I thought that you were going to talk about the time the Brazilian navy attacked a group of dolphins thinking they were German submarines during WW1.
    Brazil was always great in diplomacy. During WW2 the US wanted to Brazil to join the Allies using Hollywood but instead Brazil used the opportunity to make Brazilian propaganda to the US. Carmem Miranda was international hit and Disney created Joe Carioca and made 2 movies with him showing Brazil (Saludos Amigos and The three Caballeros, both are great)

  • @lanzarotebello
    @lanzarotebello Год назад +80

    @10:53 Ah yes, De Gaulle's "Lobter" speech, inspiring French fishermen to violate Brazilian waters, very iconic

  • @diogodias2855
    @diogodias2855 11 месяцев назад +2

    Found the most comedic channel in yt, this is my type of videos, information about things that i really don't need to know with a mix of humor that i love and will probably get me arrested sooner or later. Love it!

  • @MemesOfProduction69
    @MemesOfProduction69 Год назад +29

    that diplomaSEA pun is unrivaled. A round of applause everyone!!!!

  • @tdolan500
    @tdolan500 Год назад +75

    15:20 actually laughed out loud!

    • @BlueJayYT
      @BlueJayYT  Год назад +25

      Haha I'm glad you liked it! I almost cut that skit, glad I didn't!

    • @MrDixon-
      @MrDixon- Год назад +5

      I also laughed out loud...which was a bit embarrassing since I was at work and supposed to be doing something serious.

    • @liihq
      @liihq Год назад +6

      "you sure are big huh?"
      I've been playing that skit on loop. 😂

    • @SSSSSS-lq2zz
      @SSSSSS-lq2zz 9 месяцев назад +2

      Such beautiful Doppler effect

    • @codyspradley6277
      @codyspradley6277 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@BlueJayYT i am so glad gou didn't! I needed that laugh and out of context fits more situations than it rightfully should

  • @donovanshy9927
    @donovanshy9927 9 месяцев назад +4

    Bro de gaul saying "i get bitches dont tell me about your poor people problems" had me rolling

  • @rsilkw2
    @rsilkw2 Год назад +30

    Thank you for showing us more about these “lesser wars” your average man knows nothing about. I see this as the checkmate to oversimplified for not getting to this quicker. All Hail Blue Jay. Bird is the word.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Год назад +564

    As a Brit, I can sit back, relax and laugh at France losing a diplomatic war over lobsters 😂

    • @EllpaFox47
      @EllpaFox47 Год назад +84

      *cod wars intensifies*

    • @oliversherman2414
      @oliversherman2414 Год назад +11

      @@EllpaFox47 yeah lol 😂

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 Год назад +58

      Didn’t Brits also lose a diplomatic war with America over a pig

    • @oliversherman2414
      @oliversherman2414 Год назад +29

      @@luisf2793 Didn't the Americans lose to Vietnamese farmers with guns?

    • @EllpaFox47
      @EllpaFox47 Год назад +51

      @@oliversherman2414 we didn't lose!
      we merely failed to win

  • @feelincrispy7053
    @feelincrispy7053 Год назад +5

    “I don’t get mixed signals, I get bitches”
    Fair

  • @rafaradzik5541
    @rafaradzik5541 Год назад +7

    4:10
    IDK why but the map with anexed kalilingrad, independent scotland & wales and bigger kosovo is weirdly funny to me

  • @andrewgivens5070
    @andrewgivens5070 Год назад +20

    I love the obscure history you dredge up and animate for our amusement thank you blue jay!

  • @lirisa1869
    @lirisa1869 Год назад +31

    I love how bashful the junior naval officer was when they insinuated they were a couple. I hope they had a good, healthy relationship outside of the military structure.

  • @ellicel
    @ellicel Год назад +42

    You are always worth the wait! The piece with the escalating situation in Vietnam being ignored over the lobster issue was absolute chef's kiss! Long may you live and mock!! 😭😂

  • @arthurfisher1857
    @arthurfisher1857 Год назад +9

    My father never told me about the Lobster War... it was always "taking shelter in the Blitz this...", "cuban missle crisis that..."
    I guess some trauma is just too much for a person to articulate...😢

  • @corvus.falsus
    @corvus.falsus 11 месяцев назад +3

    One of my favourite videos of yours. Your style of comedy is fantastic, especially when talking about a subject as ridiculous as this. Also, really enjoying your longer videos!

  • @TrialzGTAS
    @TrialzGTAS Год назад +39

    One of my favorites of yours already, too funny. Thanks Blue Jay for the amazing content

  • @atlanticamnesia
    @atlanticamnesia Год назад +339

    a lobster being a fish is the same argument that a pangolin is a person because they walk on 2 legs
    edit: YALL i said PANGOLIN not PENGUIN look em up way crazier than some plato penguin shit

    • @gabrielfarina9324
      @gabrielfarina9324 Год назад +54

      A FEATHERLESS BIPED!

    • @nyasputin
      @nyasputin Год назад +25

      Mmmm... Plato's man!

    • @surinderpal7323
      @surinderpal7323 Год назад +18

      @@gabrielfarina9324 *Diogenese enters the chat*

    • @N0d4chi
      @N0d4chi Год назад +13

      Penguins are people, they have suits on

    • @DAFLIDMAN
      @DAFLIDMAN Год назад +6

      BEHOLD A MAN!!

  • @jenna2720
    @jenna2720 8 дней назад

    There's so many conflicts over seafood that it's amazing. There's the Cod Wars, the Turbot Wars, the Oyster Wars (which would probably be more like an interstate war), the Salmon Wars, and the ongoing Crab Skirmishes between the Koreas.

  • @scottanos9981
    @scottanos9981 Год назад +20

    I don't get "mixed signals", I get bitches - Charles DeGaulle

  • @Glavenuss
    @Glavenuss Год назад +16

    If I had a nicle for every time a war broke out during the cold war because of seafood I'd have two nicles, which isn't alot but it's weird that it happened twice.

    • @vidblogger12
      @vidblogger12 Год назад

      *Iceland has entered the chat*
      *Britain has entered the chat*

  • @Hntr4E
    @Hntr4E 2 дня назад

    I will never, ever, get tired of your sass, sarcasm and sense of humor. Thank you.

  • @themacbookgamer
    @themacbookgamer Год назад +22

    You really turned the humor up to 11 for this one and I love it!

  • @Gobeman
    @Gobeman Год назад +5

    Finally one of my favorite wars I randomly discovered years ago when browsing Wikipedia for wars. First i saw the Cod Wars and then i saw the Lobster Wars!

  • @DonsStudios
    @DonsStudios Год назад +3

    I want to see your review of the War of the Pig and the Great Emu War

  • @av6624
    @av6624 Год назад +15

    6:46 According to my estimate that measuring tape moved 10 miles in 2 seconds or 5 mi/s or 18,000 mph or a little more than mach 23.

    • @TheAutisticFrog
      @TheAutisticFrog Год назад

      interesting

    • @LuizOSonicfan
      @LuizOSonicfan 6 месяцев назад

      What the fuck is a miilleeeees???????🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🚬🐍🚬🐍🚬🐍🚬🐍🚬🐍🚬🐍

  • @eggnogalcoholic
    @eggnogalcoholic Год назад +96

    The Pig War
    The Emu War
    The Lobster War
    None of these wars use the animal in their name as a metaphor, it’s literally a war over those animals

    • @mnxs
      @mnxs Год назад +19

      You forgot the Cod War

  • @shawnalewis8454
    @shawnalewis8454 9 месяцев назад +3

    “I don’t get mixed signals I get BTCS so don’t talk to me about your POOR PPL PROBLEMS” I’m a new subscriber and If this is your basic content I will be here forever 💀💀💀 you’re fuckin hilarious and educational. My 2 favorite things

  • @captainpalegg2860
    @captainpalegg2860 Год назад +10

    the most hilarious thing about this whole kerfuffle is that, if the french had just moved a little ways up the south american coast, then they would've been fishing in their own waters and the whole situation would've been avoided.

  • @konraddzierzanowski6968
    @konraddzierzanowski6968 Год назад +25

    A big thank you bluejay from all the Poles watching for expanding polish borders on to Kaliningrad (4:11). From this day it is once again called Królewiec and I hereby announce that if youd like a summer residence there dont hesitate to ask 😉

    • @LuizOSonicfan
      @LuizOSonicfan 6 месяцев назад +1

      Kaliningrad?
      Don't you mean Königsberg, mate?
      Just kidding

  • @MerdithLangdon
    @MerdithLangdon 11 дней назад

    8:29 Proving that lobster are fish with the Schrödinger equation is pretty gangster tbh, proving it from the ground up

  • @andrzejlipski3560
    @andrzejlipski3560 Год назад +8

    0:34 translation of poster from Polish "Students! We work for You- we wait for You"

  • @blockhead134
    @blockhead134 Год назад +1

    The little bits of animated flair you add make me wonder what a full animation you made would look like

  • @bernardocampos8363
    @bernardocampos8363 Год назад +80

    Fun fact: since indenpendence Brazil has never lost a war

    • @VoicedNat
      @VoicedNat Год назад +15

      Well, I mean, like...uh
      Yeah, that's true...

    • @kpatterson14206
      @kpatterson14206 Год назад +6

      Somebody has to keep those crazy Bolivians in check.

    • @jlGenozzV
      @jlGenozzV Год назад +4

      Dude we lost Uruguay

    • @Spacey_key
      @Spacey_key Год назад +4

      ​@@jlGenozzVhe did not said that was Brazil's independance

    • @thanakonpraepanich4284
      @thanakonpraepanich4284 Год назад

      And did Lopez thought Brazil intervention against Blonco government in Uruguay was a lucky shot, something they could not repeat against the mighty Paraguayan Army?

  • @TheVikingCarnotaur
    @TheVikingCarnotaur Год назад +17

    My biggest fear is now a giant lobster breaking into my house telling me “you’ll never amount to anything”

  • @MadisynTillman-b5h
    @MadisynTillman-b5h Год назад +1

    you know its a good year when BlueJay posts his annual video. you know its a good year when BlueJay posts his annual video.

  • @mikecronis
    @mikecronis Год назад +12

    The Kate Blanchett reference to "full of crabs" is intriguing. Apparently she was in an Egyptian boxing musical in 1990 called "Kaboria" aka "Crabs" as an extra. Now that's a deep cut and deserves my respect. ruclips.net/video/j6ty7ZNjIzE/видео.html