Tortoise vs. Shoe
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- Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
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The thumbnail scared me, I thought someone stepped on the turtles head!
Yeah same wtf
damn you got pinned
Same
Same
OH COOOMMMEEEE ONNNNNN
The amount of people who tried to steal this mans packages is insane...
Bro seriously, I thought it'd be the same people. At that point I'm putting a Rottweiler on my front porch
Their not naturally aggressive.
Lila Toy this is why you lay in wait, hit them with the pepper spray and while disoriented take a bat to their knees. Won't be doing that again.
@@maybananaking6359 you think someone's gonna take that chance? Even a bark will scare a thief off and alert homeowners if there
Real low life’s
Guy: "D'aw, ain't he cute?"
Tortoise: *_"YOU ARE TARGETED FOR TERMINATION."_*
He was able to kill the T-800
Tortoise draws near
Tortoise used ram... it is ineffective
Underrated lmao
_Good thing they don't talk or else the cuteness will be divided in half_
The turtle wanted to mate with the shoe
Tortoise: *sees shoe*
Also tortoise: “Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!!”
*proceeds to headbutt shoe countless times*
Nice 😂
Lol
Bud, the turtle hit the shoe because he wanted to make sweet love to it. Male turtles hit females to make them turn around.
Now my shiny chewtle use headbutt!
He set up a small explosive sound when you try to steal it
Mark Rober: *oh so you're approaching me?*
Lol ye mark glitter bomb intensifies
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
@@CitrikkAcid it’s a boy!
@@faetred5713 ofc it is
I was going to comment that myself until I saw you already did it.
No turtles were harmed in the making of this video
Yeah but that tortoise was
Blacktain Falcon true XD
Blacktain Falcon but ima say there the same lol
Theres a difference though
Shnorpel not really
Turtle: **hits his shoe continuously**
Old man: aww, haha
Turtle: *RECOGNIZE MY POWER*
Its a tortoise
a potato ohhh
Sadiki Joseph what do you mean?
My Lawyer lmao
*im ur 888th like ;))))*
I love how you do what's in the thumnail first instead of waiting to the end of the vid
True
Agrreeeee
I was not expecting that to happen but keep up the good work on your. Vids
So true
Jaz Foreman *real content*
2:34
Huh. What a nice view- (sips drink)
"The amount of detail that went into this painting-"
*Pfffft! Painting?!*
yea lol
Same! I was so shocked as well!!
@@blueness4042 samee 😂🤣
Lol at the end u can see the small lines they made
@@dysop Yes - But ONLY at the end^^
the tortoise is like, GET OUT MY WAY FOOT
Merl subscribe to pewdiepie
@@austin2702 people are all over saying that! annoying....😒
im a big fan merl i watched all your vids
That tortoise is going places, unlike me.
Use code SERVERS
Funny how the package thieves look like raccoons stealing
Profile pic checks out
@@hodgenog1206 XD
LMAO
Cus they are
Cause humans are just evil man
Shoes: "exist"
Tortoise: so you have chosen..death
You're pfp is beautiful
Yas mr SKOOTH or microwaved caprisun
Ayyy skek my favourite pals members and roblox RUclipsr :D (is pals still a thing)
@@harleyoyelade9988 the pals has broke up
Skek is it official? I mean they must eventually come back right
"Mom can we have Master Oogway?"
"No we already have Master Oogway at home"
Master Oogway at home:
Master Oogway is my shit, son.
@@TheRealCaptainFreedom i love your shit
@@ducko9982 yummy
@edenthebassist_ r/cursedcomments
2:34 I no joke thought this was just someone filming their house or something.
Same XD
Same
Same XD
Lol me too
SAME!
Don’t worry, the turtle was only using 0.1% of its power
@Sterling Thomas noone cares , literary noone
Hi
@@walzyswag you dont care but you replied?
Not even that
@@walzyswag then don't be a dick head then.
The painting is incredible. I didn't know it was a painting 'till you said it.
Same
The painting in my opinion was OUTSTANDING
Lmao same
Best illusion ever.
Especially because there were cars in the scene before... I didn't even realize it while reading the name of the artist xD
Only when I looked back up it was already zoomed in far enough and I was shocked that it was a painting :P
Nobody:
Daily dose of internet: the amount of detail that went into making this painting is pretty incredible
Me: That’s a painting?
Yes exactly
Copied
@@khushioza6797 b r u h.
@@g.g.6623 i saw a comment above this which was 4 months ago and was the same comment
@@khushioza6797 still, no one complianed, whats the need.
Tortoise:sees shoe
Also tortoise: *peace was never an option*
Ahem you mean ”so you have chosen...
death.”
So what determines the tortoise to hump it or fight it?
lol
TURTLE USE TACKLE
It have no effected.
Shoes is like :
No no no
Nobody's talking about what a rip-off that bicycle lock is. Didn't even look like it took much effort at all to cut right through it. And it's $55? Pure trash.
But it looked cool
Mighty Rupert It fucking looked like an xtra xtra large zip tie
Apple Made It lol
It legit looks like a zip tie you can get in a pack of 100 for like $10
They need to it on the package: “Complete piece of shit and it doesn’t work, but buy it anyways!”
Shoe : *exists*
Turtle : I'm about to end this man whole career
Its a god damn tortoise
Not funny and so unoriginal
@@twiztylemons8775 Like you
@@jdlcgaming3283 Kinda the same thing I mean they are both reptiles(obviously)
@@Kaizen0H They are not the same
What's the deal with Japanese voices being so convincing when they are on marketting commercials
Because they're more genuine than the the american comercials. I should know, I'm mexican.
@@SkeweredGlaive 👀
@@SkeweredGlaive Gnaw on a cat.
Wtf??
Everyone in the comments: "Tortoise"
Me : "That 55$ lock's trash"
Kentofu ahem. Fifty THOUSAND dollar lock
I was like: bRUh
+$5
@@ReverieCat it wasn't fifty thousand
You don't say
If y'all think stealing packages is stupid, then somebody stole my broom I left outside for just a second
Now that's just pathetic
Blue face obviously
ǰąɲƹŁŁƹ ɦɨŁŁɨąřȡ - wtf what neighbourhood you in
Lol someone stole my garbage cans
Someone stole my Jordan’s, they were “special edition” so I do understand why they did it, but I got them from England. ☹️
“Im gonna move again”
Tortoise: run RUN im coming for YOU!!
He can attacc
He can Prottecc
But most importantly
He got a shell on his bacc
LE EPICLY DABS *DAB* *DAB* *DAB*
Riley Helo you're under arrest by the dab police
NUUU I SHALL NOT BE ARREST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Riley Helo *Excuse me, we need to escort you to the door*
Good meme
Tortoise: "This battle will be legendary."
That's Master Oogway😂
Tai Lung?
He be like: a worthy opponent
Master oogway vs tai lung in kung fu panda
Lol
Daily dose of internet:
Posts videos where the first clip is the thumbnail
[Everyone liked that]
I thought he always did that
The spanish version
"Un Poco De Todo"
does it.
And the channel that does not clickbait
@@nuh_uh2507 why didn't you keep it like that
You must be new here
Hahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahhahhahahaahahhahaahahahahahaha.funnyn
The shark egg was so cool! I remember going to the beach for the first time and finding shark egg cases everywhere so it’s awesome to see what they looked like with the sharks still inside
“SQUIRTLE, USE TACKLE!”
It wasn’t very effective.
“THEN TACKLE HARDER!!!”
If that didn't work use more tackle - *Someone*
More like skull bash, but ok
XDD Nice bro. Loved this! 😝
What if we hit them even harder?
@@charsage1036 O_O
The shoe that man was wearing actually weighed over 10 quintillion tonnes and if he didn’t have it on, the tortoise would have knocked him to another realm.
His foot would've gone all the way to China
He would have Yeeted that man to the Milky Way galaxy
Wdym? He would have exited the known universe.
he would have gone to wyoming
Ahmad Baker wait how is he supposed to move
Tortise used ram
*Its not that effective*
**very*
Lol
*Top ten anime battles*
I would write this as:
Tortoise used headbutt!
*It has no effect on shoe*
Tortoise used Headbutt!
It doesn't affect Shoe...
nobody gonna talk about the baby porcupine it was soo cute !!!!! i loved how it squeaked 😊😊
Actually that was a baby hedgehog, but it really was super cute❤
I honestly hate it when people steal packages.
Everybody does
Same
Something like that never happend to me ^^" but why are packages just put down on a stairs with no secure
I'm ur 100th like :D
Gosh, really? Is "duh" a strong enough term for this?
Speaking of "honestly"......honestly, wtf is behind a comment like that? I mean, there's stating the obvious. And there's stating the brutally obvious. And then there's stating the outlandishly, overwhelmingly, and near-autistically obvious. That comment is only slightly less autistic than saying: "I honestly hate it when beloved family members die violently".
Wait!!!!
Or...is this a new and subtle form of trolling? If so, well done.
Tortoise: Get your shoe the *_HECC_* outta me sidewalk! I conquer this land!
No no, it’s *H* *E* *C* *C*
Yo
No swearing on my Christian Minecraft server
Autismic Apple why did I read this in mr. krabs voice lol
The foot: **exists**
Master Oogway: so I see you have chosen death.
I'm gonna reply
WAH
Hmmmm *monke*
Master oogway is from paul ameerah and the gluten mom right?
Master Oogway from kung fu pander
Turtle: "YEARS OF TRAINING HAVE BROUGHT UP TO THIS MOMENT. SHOE, MY FATHER HAD SORT OF A LITTLE GRUDGE ON YOU. PREPARE FOR ANNIHALATION."
That painting looks soooo real I thought it was like in real life
Same
So it wasn't in real life?
We call this 'super realism'. The most famous one is called "The Canadian Club".
Lol i was like
What do you mean painting?
I didnt skipped the video but i didnt see any
I watched it again LOL
I THOUGHT ITS REAL LIKE NOTHING JUST HAPPENED YES CAPS
Yeah
*Baby hedgehog sounds like a newborn puppy*
Ye
Spikey puppy
Twas Sonic when he was young
The Spie Ah. Those were the days.
My dog freaked out
That tortoise was so cute
Finnaly someone who knows the difference between a turtle and a tortoise
they do that when they want to fuck
in the thumbnail i thought someone stepped on its head
@@lgdude9050 ikr,its sometimes a little annoying and sad that no one else knows the differnce,its kinda obvious ig you pay attention to the two animals
@@MOTHER_DANZIG well the one simply has legs and the other one has "flippers"
This is the first time I see turtles use their own shells as battering Rams. 0:06
Shoe: exists
Tortoise: so you have chosen... death..
Shoe: exists
Tortoise: "peace was never an option"
Shoe exists
Turtle: *peace was never an option*
Rocio GS XD
Rocio GS XD
I read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice 😂
It’s a Tortoise not a Turtle
Me: not noticing what is special about this photo
Guy: You can see how much detail was put in this painting
Me: ......... that’s a painting?!
HOLLOWGR4PHIC 27 same I was like “wait what I thought it was just some1 takin a picture of their car xD
i thought he was showing us how a white van can kidnap or something
Joanna and the dog hmm that’s a different way to think about it
Same
HOLLOWGR4PHIC 27 i had the exact same reaction
"This might look cute ,but this baby might take over the world sometime..." Me: Baby Hitler flashbacks
Let's make sure the baby gets accepted to art school this time
Such disgusting people live in this world, stealing other people's packages???!!? They make me sick.
I have a birthday coming up and I swear if somebody stole my package I'd make Columbine look like a joke
Yea I don’t understand why people do it
why would someone stoop that low ? its weird
Ikr? You don't know what you're stealing. You don't need it. Especially these days, when people can order things like medicines or health items.
@@koru1104 Yeah, only in America do people steal.........
The legend has is that the man died standing still...
Oh hey.
Legend has it*
Whitebeard the Legend is true
lmao just like edward newton this turtle is a disaster.
@@jimhawkns lmao what the fuck i am one minute late
that painting looks real
I'm sure Bob Ross would approve
The Jeep gave it away for me D:
Owen Hawksfield Meanwhile i cant make a straight stickman
Ikr
Yeah, very!
*I Loved It How The Turtle Kept Nudging The Shoe...Too Cute*
Why is no one talking about the bicycle lock? That was simply pathetic!
Made in the usa.
@@Kidraver555 U.S.A 🇺🇸 I live in Canada 🇨🇦
Because we all watched that video from Lockpick Lawyer on his site already
Ok folks, this is something you should avoid while purchasing a bike lock.
In any case, this is all i have for you today, if you have any questions or comments, please write them down below.
I was thinking , I have one of those cutting tools.
Okay, but can we talk about that painting
That turtle is me fighting my problems
**Shoe** :
Tortoise: Finally a worthy opponent
Teacher: "So class what have we learned today!"
That one kid: Turtles really hate shoes.
That one kid: Yea Turtles really hate shoes not tortoise
hello bye same thing boi
Jotaro Kujo No tortoises can’t swim
@@thesilliestsillyyyy aaand they have stubby feet.
Yep
shoes: **exist**
turtle: "and I took that personally"
Ok
@Aspects bruh party pooper
Tortoise*
@@kanalbudget2987 what is wrong with correcting someone?
@@anormalperson1188 it's a joke, that's the problem
2:47 "the amount of detail that went into the making of this painting was incredible" me: that was a painting
That looks like a picture
Same ngl
thats it?
@@shixuo wdym
It looked so real
He referred to LockPickingLayer as "This Person" How dare he.
2:40 I didn’t realize this was a painting ‘til he said it was a painting 😅
I didnt realized it was a painting until his instagram appeared
@@MarcoMa210 Same
Me too! That art is just amazing.
@@Lolybelle009 ikr his art was just fantastic to look at ngl
samee
At 2:35, I thought it was an actual video, and I was trying to figure out what was so special about it lol.
Matthew Ko lol same
Same xD
Me too
Same😂
Well it's a beautiful house it would be better with a supra on the drive though
Finally, a bike lock for people who want to get rid of their bikes.
Oh, that one isn't even the worst of them. Check out LockPickingLawyer (where the video is from), you'll wonder why you use locks for anything.
@@cujoedaman I mean, the average criminal (At least in the U.S) are mostly just people who are looking for something to steal to sell for drugs.
And even then, you have to take more time and tools to break into a house silently, but that will all be pointless if they have cameras inside and outside because they can see who you are and what car you are driving.
Rocky Curiel that actually makes a lot of sense. Now wonder people go around stealing random crap
@@cujoedaman Yes, I follow his vids. "nothing on one, two, three is binding tightly, click on six, pulling back to four, little clock on three...." 10 seconds later, "And we got this open."
Tortoise: Peace was never an option
Who else thought the painting was real life?
not me
Lmao me
Me
Tripped the fuck out of me. Had to watch it a few times
Well it is real life lmao
2:34
what's wrong with the trucks?
*zooms in*
IT'S A PAINTING?!?
No i thought the same
Yeah, if he didn't say its a painting I would never know it was a painting.
How is someone stupid for thinking it’s real? It looked almost exactly like real life from a distance
Ikr
My reaction
The box should have triggered an audio saying "Alarm Activated, recording in process." See how people would react to that!
Or “Explosive activated.”
*Alarm activated, Auto Destruct in 5, 4...
ruclips.net/video/xoxhDk-hwuo/видео.html you might like this, it’s a glitter bomb someone made so once it’s opened it shoots out a lot of glitter and there is a recording device inside that’s shows what happens when someone open the stolen box
“Tactical nuke incoming!!!!!!”
warystatue33 that made me laugh so hard I had a coughing fit
2:08 that’s just *sad* because they are perfectly fine cars…
Yeah! So many Volkswagens
@@Pkliugff56 Can't they change the mistake in the existing cars, put them for further testing instead of recalling 350,000 cars? I'm not saying it's possible on so many cars, but even after recycling them, a lot of wastage will happen.
I know. That's just such a waste
Imagine all the young adults in college or just moving out that need one.
Yeah, I feel like they’re not really solving the problem
Bro I thought that painting was real 🤩🤩🤩🤩
lol me too
Lol i was like why are you showing me this farmer's barn
It is real ;)
That’s not fake painting
Yes yes it was a joke
2:35 Oh wow thats a painting?
Almsost thought someone was recording outside
Flying Bull I thought it was
Flying Bull is that painting better than the Mona Lisa
same here XD
This painting was in one of his older videos
Flying Bull Same, it's so realistic
2:35 actually thought it was a real life video.
everyone does
@Armaplic ?
@Armaplic every thought? Woah there buddy you just became a hypocrite
@Armaplic it's "everyone did" lmao
r/woosh
2:42 it took me way too long to realize it was a painting. thats truly incredible
2:33 Was anyone else Shocked realizing that was a Painting when they zoomed in
Fr
I was like Hey what's so interesting about this photograph then he zooms in and I was in awe
I didn't see it until I saw the owner of the vid.
Yes, I saw it again as a painting. We need to revise the definition of perfection.
Yep
*Who would win?*
A tortise
One shoey boi
i-win turtle shoe yeezy
i-win tortoise
TORTOISE!!!!!
Shoey boy but tortoise cute tho
A baby trying to take over the world.
The turtle is a paid actor
Xd
I KNEW IT!!
EVIL!!!
That painting was amazing...at first I thought it was a photo, really well done 👏
Watching the people steal packages from porches for some reason makes me so incredibly furious.
Legit same.
Same
Same
Gotta agree bro
It makes me lose hope for humanity.
I thought the painting was just a normal video
Erjonadi ikr it was outstanding ;)
Erjonadi are you albanian nese po ckemi
For real
Next time they should actually make the package explode...
LMAOOOO
fuck yes.
I would want to watch that. 😂
Just a bit
Angela Rad, would serve em right!
Device works out your face by a cost of a few braincells💀
When all of life’s hardships finally got to turtle, he banged his head on a shoe in frustration.
oof
Oof
Oof
Oof
oof
I was like “what am i supposed to look at?” And then realized its a painting
Same
me too lol
I didn’t even realize it was a painting until he said it was
Same. It was so realistic I didn't immediately realized it was a painting.
I think that's everyone.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, attacking the foot clan
This deserves to be pinned
Lol😂😂😂
LMAOOOO
Good one very good one
Foot clan, lol
I wish someone would grab my package.
“Almost every single car will be crushed and recycled”
*STONKS*
can explain the joke
Someone should steal them like bruh so much time material and money wasted
Tommy Sullivan but uh... what does *STONKS* mean tho
Tommy Sullivan although I definitely agree like give that shit away to the poor in a third world country at least
@@Tommmmmmyssssss pretty sure the recall was for updated software loaded into the existing computer. They can pass emissions but they will loose power and mpg
Wait....why is he showing us a boring photograph?
Oh...it..it’s actually a painting
Its amazing and it's a painting
That was the moment when I was awestruck for the first time in a while.
I thought it was real
Literally my response “that’s not a painting you lia- oh”
I low key couldn’t tell it was a painting
"Why are they just zooming in on the yard- OH MY GOD"
I was amazed to see its a painting
SAME IKR
THAT WAS MY REACTION IKR
You mean you blue my mind
@@brockmeade4450 😂
The baby hedgehog is so adorable!
That baby is probably discussing about the best position for her to take a dump
LEL
LOL yeh!
*DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS GENDER*
@@toastedcookie DId yOU JuSt aSsuME WhAT It iDEnTiFIes aS
1:06 imagine seeing your Co-worker in the office just doing this Lmaoo
John Solis LMFAO
She will probably get the promotion
I love your Chester Bennington Prof pic
@⁅Greαt Grαnd Fαther Lord King Beliαl⁆ Please god no...
That was one big shoe tho
Tell me more
You have big feet
@@akosacs01 then i like big shoes owners. Lol no homo
I think it was a cast
Skaw3n nah the No Homo law states that saying “no homo” after any phrase immediately nullifies any gayness
2:33 really got me, that looked so realistic before it zoomed in and you could see the paint
The Hedgehog was squealing because they don’t like to be turned around on their backs because they feel unsafe I don’t recommend anybody do that because it can stress them out
-Addy - Wow thx for the information
Alright smartass
Moist Motherlode -__-
@@-addy-8524 pp
Wow, thanks for the information, I was planning on getting a hedgehog as my own pet some time, and this was helpful. 👌
No one:
Some random trainer: Squirtle use tackle!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🤣🤣💀
Some random reply: Shoe use protect
More like withdraw.
@@ashmaan2386 nah not withdraw it looks like headbutt
Iron head
"This might look cute, but this baby will probably take over the world soon"
Me: Yepp
Hitler in a nutshell
@@DiosPerroSandia lol
@@DiosPerroSandia Even that baby is literally Hitler.
@@Katya_Lastochka what if he's *literally hitler?!*
Lmao
Genius comment. Wow!
shoe: what is he doing to me?
turtle: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!
3:04 "You will lead millions.... either willingly or as slaves" - Dwight K Schrute
Lmao
"send them to the pacifier camps!!!"
Milk came out of my knows when I read this!!
Humberto Argueta *nose
Who else thought the painting at 2:33 was In real life??
Everyone
Yup mei
@@vinnyeru Yup
Me
I was still trying to know what was the big deal with that photo. Until he say it was a painting (!!!)
turtle going ultra instinct
Thanks
@meow bastard Your coming in with me
I put my money on the turtle
meow bastard why you hating
Original Name ikr
Everyone be talking about the cute lil tortoise and I'm here lmfao-ing on how goofy the pao thing works 😂😂
I was walking home from school one day when I saw a turtle in my driveway.
I was super confused and had no idea where it came from. I basically stared at it for maybe 5 minutes just trying to understand what happened.
Eventually it got stuck in a crack, so I carefully lifted it so it could get out. And then the *ungrateful bastard* rammed my foot.
So I moved away, and just like in the video it chased after me and rammed my foot again.
I never saw the turtle again after that
Damn so ungrateful lmao 😂
You interrupted it's pilgrimage that's the highest turtle sin.
Don’t you mean tortoise?
Sirus, Reaper of The Void its*
Spicy Citrus
Wassup smart ass
Tortoise: *WHAT ARE THOOOOOSEE*
no. please no.
What are thooretoisee ??
Don't
No please no. No . NOOOOOOOOOOO
-Đ a n t ē- the guy died
_Player One choose your character_
Picks Turtle
_Player Two choose your character_
Picks Shoe
*FIGHT*
*_stomp_*
tie
Shoe: *does nothing *
Tortoise: so you have chosen death